User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Chrysler ME412 recruitment

well, the title says it all. after i fully upgraded my Venom GT, i decided to farm to get the Chrysler ME412, just in case it might turn back to its original 5.000-token price from back then. still, it was worth it. also, i'll take on the Rimac Concept S R&D at some point. once i get to the last day of participation, that's when i'll take part.

this is episode 3 of season 8 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

TF2014: i heard from R8 tyke. he took down the reverse versions of me and himself.>:I

Me: it's all true. he told me. however, we need more backup to take them down. hey, Trace.>:I

TraceG11: you called?:I

Me: yep. check this out.^_^ *zaps TraceG11 with Thunder's OC-er*

TraceG11: *checks on himself* hmmmmm. i don't look-a half bad.^_^

Me okay, tiger. time to un-OC you.:P *zaps TraceG11 with Thunder's un-OCer and splits himself with the Sonic OC version of himself*

TraceG11: AWESOME!!!:D

Roger the Bat: you can call me Roger the Bat. nice to meet you.^_^

TraceG11: cool! a Black Bat version of myself!!!:D

???: *comes out of the Ultra Wormhole* ugh............... where am i?:I

TraceG11: hm?:I

Hanna: who's that?:I

Amy: BLAZE?!O_O

Blaze the Cat: ugh........ guys?:I

Sonic: it's been a while.^_^

TheHawtDawg1: *breaks the fourth wall* sheesh. these introductions here are crazy.O_O

TraceG11: *also breaks the fourth wall* if i'm correct, the Sonic OC version of myself is going to ask her out and they'll be a happy couple, which is not going to be canon in the main series of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, but only canon to this series. is this how it goes in some of those episodes?:I

Me: yep.:P

???: *comes out of another Ultra Wormhole from the ceiling* ugh!

McLaren P1 boy: that can't be! MASTER CHIEF JOHN-117?!O_O

Master Chief John-117: where am i?

McLaren P1 boy: you're in AsphaltLand.:P

Master Chief John-117: P1 boy? i never expected to see you here.

Everyone: YOU KNOW THIS GUY?!O_O

McLaren P1 boy: yep. even though i like racing in my P1 GTR in Forza Motorsport 7, i also like playing the Halo games.^_^

My Apollo IE: that.............. is really unexpected.O_O

Sonic: well, Carl, Cyril, Persephone and Wanda are missing out on this one.:I

TheHedgehogOne: they're in Wanda's room with their parents. besides, they wanted to spend some of their lost time together.:P

meanwhile, in Wanda's room

Candice: we're so glad to be back together as a family.^_^

Persephone: yep. and dad, i need to ask you something.:I

Miguel: what is it?:I

Persephone: i want you to be honest and tell me. what was my birth like?:I

Miguel: okay, my daughter. i think it's time to tell you the truth.:I

20 years ago

Young Candice: nnnngggh!!X_X

Young Miguel: what's wrong?:I

Young Candice: the baby's coming!O_O

the PETA leader: *comes busting in* well, well, well. if it isn't the Bats that disrupt our plans.>:)

Young Miguel: YOU!!!>:(

Persephone (interrupting the flashback): WAIT!! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT PETA TRIED TO ATTACK YOU?! WHY?!O_O

Metal Azelfland: *comes in* because he wanted you, Perse.>:I

Wanda: WHAT?!O_O

Metal Azelfland: he wanted to use your powers for his evil purposes.>:I

Persephone: i remember you. you were there as well!O_O

Metal Azelfland: the Metal Azelfland you knew back then................. was just a prototype of myself.>:I

Everyone: HUH?!O_O

Metal Azelfland: yes. back then, he was called "project Azelf", AKA Metal Azelf. i still have the prototype's memory in me, which Vivendi put in me, after those incidents with PETA. and i remember every detail of your birth.>:I

back to the flashback

the PETA leader: now, Metal. help them with the birth.>:I

Metal Azelf: understood.

Young Miguel: come on, baby. you're almost there. the baby's almost's here.>:I

Young Candice: *screams of agony*

baby Persephone comes out with her first cry

Metal Azelf: date of birth: 8th of March, xy:xy hours.

the PETA leader: well, i'll be taking her now. time to torture her to get her powers.>:)

Young Miguel: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T HARM HER!!>:(

the PETA leader: i lied. now it's time to join your daughter!>:) *tortures both with the zapping torture*

Young Miguel: *screams in pain and agony*

Baby Persephone: *cries*

Young Miguel: YOU'RE DEAD!!! *transforms into his dark form and destroys the machine* heh....... i did it.... i saved you...... Persephone...........:3 *falls unconscious*

Baby Persephone: *cries*

the PETA leader: i'm outtta here!O_O *runs away

Metal Azelfland (narrating the flashback): and that's when Michael and Wilhelm came in. they saw both of your parents unconscious and you were still crying. inside you, you had the fear of losing your loved ones. the whole building would collapse. so, Michael and Wilhelm got you all to safety. and your mother, Candice, reunited with her beloved husband. your father was still unconscious.>:I

Young Candice: *wakes up* HUH?! WHERE'S THE BABY?!O_O

Young Michael: relax. i have her right here.:)

Young Candice: thank god. what about Miguel?:I

Young Michael: he's in the next room, resting.:I

Young Candice: *gets up* i have to see him.>:I

Young Wilhelm: you can't go in your current condition!O_O

Young Candice: I DON'T CARE! I HAVE TO SEE HIM!!>:(

in the room where Miguel rests

Young Candice: *sighs* look at you. you protected us all. i wish i could remember a thing.:(

Young Miguel: *wakes up* it's best that you don't remember.:3

Young Candice: *gasps* you're alive!:D

Young Miguel: hello, Candice.:3

Young Candice: i'm so glad you're okay.^_^

Young Miguel: yeah. after what Persephone has been through, everything's fine now.:3

Young Candice: Persehpone................ that's a perfect name for her.:'3

Young Miguel: i'm just glad you're both okay. i will protect this family with my life.:3

later, in the room where Candice was resting

Young Michael: i'm proud of you man. you're going to be a great father and a great husband, after you get married. again, i'm proud of you.:)

Young Miguel: thanks.^_^

Baby Persephone: mama. papa.:3

Everyone: ......................................... d'awwwwwwwwwww.:3

Young Candice: she said her first words.:'3

Young Miguel: this is so touching.:'3

Young Candice: look at her. she's got my quills. and she's got my eyes as well. who's mommy's cute little girl? you are. yes, you are. koochy-koochy-koo.:3

Baby Persephone: *giggles*

Young Miguel: you're gonna be a great mother.:3

Young Candice: yeah. i know.:3

Metal Azelfland (narrating the flashback): one month after your birth, your parents got married. and two years after your birth, your baby sister was born. she was your birthday gift.:)

the flashback ends

Persephone: so, all these years.................. i was PETA's target all along?! because of my powers?!O_O

Miguel: yes. and i'm sorry for keeping this a secret to you all these years.:(

Persephone: it's okay, dad. i know you did this to protect me and my sister.:)

Candice: but now that they're dead, we can now rest easily.^_^

Cyril: hey, Wanda. do you want to train together?^_^

Wanda: sure.^_^

Persephone: now, if you'll excuse us, we'll go train with our boyfriends.:)

on the ground floor of Azelfland's garage

My Pagani Huayra BC: here you go. this should be enough for the Chrysler.:)

Me: cool.^_^

Hanna: wait a minute. i thought you wanted to get the Mosler GT3.:I

Me: it'll have to wait. for now, let's get her. because the Chrylser has the Zodiac Constellation of the Gemini.>:I

Audi R8 tyke: all right.^_^

Nick: Rouge and i will go. where is it?>:I

McLaren P1 boy: looks like it's in the old EDD site of the Weber.>:I

Me: man, i remember this EDD. this was when i got the Weber Faster One.:)

My Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4: the Faster One was his first S class cars. while fancy kids start with S class cars like the Veneno and the CTR3, Azelfland was brave enough to take down the EDD and get the Weber Faster One as his first EDD AND S class car, despite the fact that he didn't know what he was doing.:P

My Weber Faster One: and it looks like Vivendi placed a tower near my EDD site.>:I

Nick: doesn't matter. now, let's go.>:I

at the old EDD site of the Weber

Rouge: so, what's your plan?>:I

Roger: it's simple. to enter, we need a distraction.

Nick: but how are we going to distract him?:I

Vivendi goon 1: *sees Rouge's breasts* wow. boooooooooooobiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeesssss.:D *grabs Rouge's breasts*

Blaze: how about someone comes in front of them and lures them out of the entrance? simple, right?^_^

Roger: i dunno, Blaze. it might just be really risky.:I

Blaze: we might as w-

Rouge: HELLO?! ARE YOU LISTENING?! EARTH TO PERV!!>:(

Vivendi goon 1: *backs off* oh, dear!O_O

Rouge: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WITH THE ENEMY OR NOT!! YOU DON'T GRAB WITHOUT PERMISSION!>:(

Nick: if Rouge doesn't like you, then i don't like you either!>:( *takes the Vivendi goon's soul*

Blaze: cool!:O

Rouge: it's what you expect from a netherborn.^_^

at the top floor

Blaze: well, there's two more guards. we can take them down.>:I

Roger: let's confront them!>:)

Blaze: you can't even be serious without ME holding your hand!! and why don't you just stick with other people's plans?! would it kill you to follow my plan?! what i wouldn't do for a little bit of chivalry!>:(

Roger: stop it! why do you have to be so mean? i would love to just confront them head-on.:I

Blaze: this would attract attention. WE'RE GOING TO SNEAK PAST THEM!!>:(

Vivendi goon 2 (Billy): come on. let's not have a fight. Bob, would you give me a hand?:I

Vivendi goon 3 (Bob): what? dude, this is so none of our business. i'm not touching this.>:I

Billy: i suppose i'll have to call Reverse Azelfland then.:P

Bob: ......................................................... man, that was cold. *approaches Roger* hey! why don't you just back off, pal?>:I

Blaze: HELLO?! ARE YOU LISTENING?! EARTH TO PERV!!>:(

Billy: *back off* oh, dear!O_O

Blaze: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WITH THE ENEMY OR NOT! YOU DON'T GRAB WITHOUT PERMISSION!>:(

Bob: *gets shoved* whoa!O_O

Roger: if Blaze doesn't like you, then i don't like you either!>:(

Billy: w-wait! can we talk?O_O

Bob: awwww, man! this sucks!>:(

Roger: *slices Billy to bits*

Blaze: *roasts Bob*

Rouge: sometimes, i just wonder how many times we're gonna milk that joke.T_T

Roger: Blaze, i'm really sorry i didn't listen to you. you were right.:(

Blaze: it's okay. besides, we can now go in without any conficts.^_^

Roger: i'll make it up to you, okay? i promise.:)

in the Reverse characters' office

Reverse Azelfland: so you finally showed up.>:)

Nick: who are you?! and why do you look like Azelfland?!>:I

Reverse Azelfland: that's because i'm his reverse version.>:)

Rouge: you don't scare us!>:I

Reverse Azelfland: oh, really?! just so you know, if you want to get your hands on that Chrysler, you'll have to get it over our dead bodies.>:)

Roger: oh, we will!>:I

Reverse Azelfland: anyway, YOUUUUUUUUU SHALL NOOOOOOOOT PAAAAAAAAAAA- *gets squished by a giant boulder from Rock of Ages, alongside with the rest of the Reverse characters, turning them into a bloody mess*

Rouge: that escalated quickly. ._.

Blaze: that was so random. ._.

My Chrysler ME412: what about me?:I

Nick: oh. right.>:I *throws 1.250.000 credits to the cage and breaks it*

back at Azelfland's garage

Audi R8 tyke: so, what happened to the Reverse characters?:I

Nick: they're all dead.:P

Audi R8 tyke: at least we don't have to worry about them anymore.:P

My Nissan GT-R NISMO: it's been a long time, ME412.^_^

Chrysler ME412: it sure has.:)

Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4: how have you been?:)

Chrysler ME412: good.:)

Alice: and i see you still have your upgrades since the Weber's EDD. nice.^_^

Me: cool. that means less upgrades to worry about.:)

TheHawtDawg1: hey, shouldn't we take on the Rimac Concept S R&D by now?:I

Me: we'll take it on tommorow or the day after. but tommorow night is good. i dunno.:I

Hanna: what matters is getting it.>:I

meanwhile, in Vivendi's fifth base

AHGT.exe: i can't believe the Reverse characters died from a boulder! HOW CAN THIS BE?!>:(

Vincent: no matter. i hear Azelfland will finally take on the Rimac Concept S R&D. little does he know that the AI of Corporate will be rigged. both Azelfland AND Corporate won't know what hit 'em!>:)

Azelfland.exe: now that's clever. he may have gotten the Gemini with him, but with the rigging, he's going to give up very easily.>:)

Boswer: do we get to thrash that loser after?>:)

AHGT.exe: yes, you do.>:)

Heihachi Mishima: good. because now i want to get revenge for the humiliation. i'll pummel that guy and his friends with my Mishima style karate.>:)

all the villains in the VVS: AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!>:D

and that ends episode 3 of season 8 of "Asphalt stories". the next one will be about the Rimac Concept S R&D and getting the Peugeot SR1.

until next time.

-Azelfland.