User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Buick Avista Concept rescue

and another car is added to my collection, as usual.

so today, i got the Buick Avista Concept. now, i know that this car isn't that great, but it's the fifth best in D class and to me, it was worth the 335.000 credits. now comes the hard part: upgrading it. good thing i took down the Lamborghini Miura's mastery challenges 1 to 12, like i always do.

so here is episode 13 of season 3 of "car dialogues". it continues right where ThrGoldenThunder left off. here goes:

Me: *narrating the story* with TheGoldenThunder being able to revive Kri, i can tell that he did the right thing. Kri is now part of team Azelfland. but this is our story, not hers. after school, i decided to properly introduce him to my racing team and the team of justice, team Harmony.

TheGoldenThunder: so, what's this about?:I

Me: i'll tell you what our racing team is all about. you see, Thunder, i'm the leader of the team and the car expert. Lucas -AKA TheHawtDawg1- is the brains of the team. if you have any questions, you can ask him. next is NEKON. he's the brawn, but with more brains than your average brawn. then there's Anthony Jose, who's the wild party animal, and again, with more brains than your average wild party animal. next is Feuerrm. when it comes to tips, he's an expert. oh, and he's also our upgrader. next to the Suzuki GSX-R750 is Shadow Azelfland. he's the expert on motorcycles.:)

TheGoldenThunder: yeah. he's like you, only he's the edgelord and he has a black and red body instead.:I

Me: very observant, my friend.:)

Hanna: and as for me, i'm the total badass girl of the team. though i'm typically more chill than any other badass.;)

Me: yep. like Hanna said.:)

TheGoldenThunder: well, Hanna. no hard feelings, right? well, Kri was under TweakRacer's control.:I

Hanna: so that explains why she attacked us. anyway, you might want to go upstairs. Flora and Chica can't wait to meet you.:)

TheGoldenThunder: i'm going now.:) *heads upstairs and knocks on Flora's room door*

Flora: come in.:3

TheGoldenThunder: hey there. Hanna sent me. i'm TheGoldenThunder, but you can call me Thunder.:)

Flora: um... i'm Flora the Cat. nice to meet you.:3

Chica: and i'm Chica the Cat, Flora's younger sister.:)

TheGoldenThunder: nice to meet you, too. so, what do you girls do in team Harmony?:)

Flora: well, Hanna is the leader of our justice team, i'm the brains and Chica is the mascot of our justice team.:)

TheGoldenThunder: okay. so, when do i get to know the other girls of team Harmony?:)

Chica: *breaks the fourth wall* once Azelfland gets a new car or when a new event happens and the one we'll get -because as we speak, he's doing 2 of the season 9 races- is the Buick Avista Concept.;)

TheGoldenThunder: okay. i'll see you girls later.:) *heads downstairs*

Flora: see ya.:)

later, at the top of the Eiffel tower

TweakRacer: now, time to transform every human being in this world into- * Azelfland and Hanna arrive at the scene* what the-? HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!O_O

Hanna: did you think your defenses could stop Azelfland from fire blasting everything? HA! i don't think so. and you forgot that as a Batfox, i can fly, dummy.>:P

TweakRacer: no matter. you're both too late. with the wolfmaker 2000, i'll make every single human transform into wolves. and with the wolves, i'll take over the world.>:)

Me: ARE YOU CRAZY?! what about the future?! you can't just turn everything into wolves.O_O

TweakRacer: watch. i will first use it on the Buick Avista Concept i don't know what effect it will have on the cars, but i'll try it anyway.>:) *fires up the wolfmaker 2000*

TheGoldenThunder: *comes out of nowhere in slow motion* nooooooooooooooooooo!!!O_O *gets shot by the wolfmaker 2000's beam*

TweakRacer: WHAT?! oh, wait. that's g- wait a minute. isn't he supposed to walk on four legs? and have no clothes on him?:I

TheGoldenThunder: *wakes up* ugh. what......... happened? WHAT IN THE.............. AM I SERIOUSLY A SONIC OC VERSION OF MYSELF?!O_O

TweakRacer: WHAT?! *checks the settings* ugh! I KNEW i shouldn't have added a "Sonic OC" option. but....... how did this happen?>:(

Me: while you weren't paying attention, i used my psychic powers to create an illusion of myself. it looked realistic enough and he turned that switch to the "Sonic OC" option you were talking about. well, looks like you lost. again.:)

TweakRacer: oh, it's not over yet. i still have the- *Azelfland throws 335.000 credits on the cage and breaks it* well, s@#t.-_-

Hanna: we're outta here!>:) *gets in the Buick Avista Concept and jumps off the Eiffel Tower with it*

My Buick Avista Concept: ARE YOU INSANE?! WE'RE BOTH GONNA DIE!!O_O

Hanna: not on my watch! * gets under the Avista, hangs on tight and lands softly to the ground with it* well, being a Batfox does have its positives.:)

Buick Avista Concept: phew. i thought i was gonna die.X_X

Hanna: now let's get you out of here.>:I *teleports with the Avista*

Me: see? my friends and i once again foiled your plans. suck it!>:)

TweakRacer: no matter. i'll turn you into a wolf RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!>:(

TheGoldenThunder: *slashes the wolfmaker 2000 and breaks it*

TweakRacer: crap. um........ we can talk this out. ._.'

TheGoldenThunder: *thunderbolts TweakRacer into oblivion*

TweakRacer: TEAM TWEAKRACER IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIN!! *ting*

Me: well, that was too easy.:I

TheGoldenThunder: i agree. but hey. at least i don't look half bad.:)

back at Azelfland's Asphalt Academy garage (7:00 PM)

Flora: oh, hey, Thunder. you look............ different.:I

TheGoldenThunder: well, it's because i got struck by TweakRacer's long gone invention, the wolfmaker 2000.:I

Flora: i see. but, um...... that's not what i wanted to tell you. i wanted to ask something else. um..... what do you say you and i........... hang out?........ just the two of us.:3

TheGoldenThunder: sure.:)

later that night (7:30 PM)

TheGoldenThunder: *sees Flora in her Orange dress and her Blue high heels* wow. you're really beautiful.:3

Flora: *giggles* why thank you. you look good, too.:3 *starts holding hands with TheGoldenThunder*

Hanna: wow. did Flora just fall in love with Thunder?:I

Me: actually, they're hanging out as friends. but i'm sure Thunder will ask her to be his girlfriend.:I

Hanna: well, they'll be a good couple eventually. but anyway. kiss me, fool!>:3 * makes out with Azelfland*

the narrator from Spongebob: a few moments later.

Me and Hanna: *they both stop making out*

Me: wow. you're very good at kissing.:3

Hanna: *giggles* yeah.:3

Me: and one more thing. where's the C63?:/

Hanna: oh, she and Ailce went to farm credits.:)

Me: i'm okay with that. upgrading the Buick Avista Concept will be hard, but i'm sure we can do it.:)

and that's the end of episode 13 of season 3 of "car dialogues". now it's TheGoldenThunder's turn. man, collaborating with him is so much fun. now i hope i can upgrade that Buick as soon as possible.

until next time.

-Azelfland.