User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Seriously. STOP. USING. DONKERVROOTS.

I have been holding my breath about this for a long time, but with JCBLTZ's vid about good Class D MP cars, I decided that I have to let some rage off and say one thing: STOP. USING. DONKERFART. IT'S ILLEGALLY OVERRATED. I'm going to make this REAL quick.

Why should you stop using Donkerfart?
1. Obviously, Donkerfart has been sh*t, even at the time of it's release. It is slower than the RX-8 AND the i30N. So it has no TLE usage.

2. Are you sure you want to pay ~2000 TOKENS FOR THIS POS?!! For about this amount you can buy a (considerably) more fun R8 LMS or the QUANTINO, which are better. (Although the LMS is disputable considering it's mediocre performance in Class B, it's STILL faster than this fartcan than ~50 km/h)

3. Donkerfarts maybe good for MP, but I must tell you: IT'S SH*T. AS SH*T AS A ZENVO. ALL JCBLTZ's suggested tunes do NOT go faster than an i30N. Look, I'm not criticizing him, but it's the CAR'S PROBLEM. Look, it has a fairly high starting rank, and a PATHETICALLY LOW TOP SPEED. Hell, I swear I can kill these with ease in my M14A.

4. Worst of all, THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO BELIEVES THAT THIS CRAP IS KING. ALL ABOVE 3 REASONS PROVED IT WRONG! JCBLTZ JUST PUT THE CAR IN HIS VID BECAUSE HE SAYS THAT THERE ARE STILL SOMEONE BELIEVE THIS CAR IS KING!

To conclude...
"I must say that: DONKERFART. IS. BAD. IN. MP. ITS. THE WORST. CAR. IN MP. Before y'all throw banana skins, rotten foods and Zenvo ST1 scaled models at me, hear me out. Donkerfart is TOTALLY USELESS IN TLES. Mazda RX-8s and Hyundai i30Ns eat them ALIVE. In MPs, even Donkerfarts with the optimum tunings NEVER GO FASTER THAN YOUR 959S AT THE LOW RANKS. EVEN YOU GO FULL RAGE AND DECIDE TO MAX PRO THE CAR, I SAY THAT EVEN THE SUPRA, WHICH IS DEEMED AS THE 'USELESS STRAIGHT-SIX SINK', OUTRUNS A DONKERFART AT 0505 5050@C1407. 40 KM/H FASTER THAN DONKERFART. EVEN THE REBALANCED BMW M2 GOES 3 KM/H FASTER THAN DONKERFART AT THE EXPENSE OF *JUST 2 RANKS HIGHER*. Look, I'm not going to discourage you from using Donkervroot, it's good, but I just wanna say that there are BETTER options than Donkervroot ANYWHERE, and even think about it, now Donkerfart costs more than 2000 tokens. Are you serious that you wanna dump tokens instead of saving for better cars like the Vulcan? "

-Me, commenting to JCBLTZ's vid somewhere in late April, 2019