User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: The return of the Brits and the Croatian

A fairly short episode since I want to restrict the Concept S recruitment and P1 Boy's ideas for the Christmas special, that is when I get (or lose) the Concept S (which happens during Azelf's final battle).

(Refer to Azelf's episode for the X2 part, this one focuses on the 2 F-Types)

Kayuza Mishima: This is not gonna end well....

Me: Wait. I just found 2 F-Types are on my list. P1 Boy, you are coming with me. With the MC12 FE. For a bit of PIT.

P1 Boy: Oh well..... for what?

Me: One of the F-Types has some spike strips. Both are tracked, but we get the one with the spike strips.

P1 Boy: Ok then. But we better be careful due to the zombie out-

Me: Zombies?? HAH!! Once I get the Jaguars, time for some GARDENING!!!! >:P

P1 Boy: How are you gonna do spme gardening with those zombies out there? :|

Me: You will see.

(In the MC12 FE)

P1 Boy: Ok. The MC12 FE can make its way back to the garage so you don't have to worry about it when we have to leave it for the 2 Jaguars. Plus, I just equipped it with a gadget that is set to pick up on cell phone signals. Each time she makes a call it will give you the new location. You'll have to stay close if you're going to get an updated position though.

Me: Ok. Good looking.

(After catching three signals)

P1 Boy: How on earth are you gonna get the F-Type with popped tires? You cannot change the tires with these zombies out there.

Me: (showing some seeds) I have some bodyguards here. >:)

P1 Boy: How are seeds gonna protect-

Me: You will see.

(After doing a PIT on the F-Type R)

Me: Okay. NOW!!!

(Both of us leap into the F-Type R and race away as the MC12 FE returns to base)

Me: Hmm?? Zombies?? Ok!! >:)

(Throws some seeds which spawn some Squashes)

(While zombies are approaching the F-Type R)

All the Squashes: Hm? >:| (All of them jump and flatten the zombies)

P1 Boy: Whoa!! :O

Me: That is what I mean by bodyguards!!! >:P I have more though.

(As we approach the F-Type Project 7)

Me: I got that in my crosshairs!!! >:|

(We overtake the Project 7, and drop a spike strip)

Me: FIRST SHOT!!! >:D

(A zombie exits the Project 7)

P1 Boy: WHAT THE HECK??? O_O

Me: Not my match!! (I plant a chomper, which munches the zombie, then I plant peashooters and kernel pults to guard myself while I change the tyre)

P1 Boy: You sure you can do it?

Me: Yes. Get to base.

(While changing the tyres, zombies approach at the same time the peashooters and kernel pults start firing)

Me: Man, this stuff is disgusting. Aw $#!+, all over my clothes! -_-

(After returning to Azelf's garage)

Me: Okay. Before we discuss the temporary truce, I got some stuff to do.

(All the fighters and bombers drop bags containing seeds at the unaffected areas first, before going to the affected areas)

(Scenario 1)

Crowd: RUN!!!! O_O

(Zombies about to strike when cherry bombs are dropped on their heads)

Crowd: Phew!! We are getting support. But we gotta go!!

(Scenario 2, a lot of gatling peas in pumpkins guarded by walnuts attacking)

(Scenario 3, Melon pults firing all over the place)

(Scenario 4)

TweakRacer: NEXT PLACE TO INFECT!!! >:D THE WORLD WILL BOW TO ME!!!!

(A B52 Stratofortress flies above TweakRacer, dropping a Doom-shroom right in the middle of his zombie army that was just spawned)

TweakRacer: WHAT??? YOU ARE USING A MUSHROOM TO KILL ME???!!!! XD LOS-

(The Doom-shroom detonates, killing all the zombies and tossing TweakRacer away)

TweakRacer: I WILL BE BACK!!!! X_X

(Back at Azelfland's garage)

Me: I will let these veggies deal with the zombie army while we prepare for the temporary truce.

Azelfland: But, there is a catch.

Me: What? :/

Azelfland: We have to release Anais for this. She has a major role.

Me: Holy cow. Whatever. I will release her as soon as the zombie threat is controlled to low concern level. BUT, I will recapture her 2 days after this whole zombie BS comes to an end.

Azelfland: But kidnapping her is moot after the truce-

Naomi: Did I hear you guys are gonna release that hooker?? :|

Me: We have to. But after this whole zombie thing is out, I will kidnap her once more. Cause I have imposed a lifetime punishment on her.

Naomi: Oh.

Me: And yes. Since she played her role, when I take her back, I will not put glue to halt her movements. I will only chain her wrists together. And please don't abuse her. Unless if Vincent anused any of us for 20 times, then i will.put the glue again. And yes, the Concept S is back. Hopefully Azelf gets either the Icona or the RS01 at the same time I either pass or fail the Concept S R&D.

Azelf: So, are you gonna release Anais now?

Me: Not until the veggies controlled the zombie army to a suitable level. And when she is asleep of course. I don't want her to know where she was held hostage all along.