User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S2: 3 Out-of-the-world Recruitments

I've got to let go of you. Oh I've got to let go, I've got to let go of you. Oh I've got to let go~

I just can't stop thinking about this goddammit refrence to Lundh's Let Go (ft. Safia). Well, you can listen it while watching Enyby's walkthrough of Test 60 of the Apollo IE R&D. ANYWAYS, I failed to get the IE. Guess what? STUPID SCHOOL DAYS RUINS MY ASPHALT PROGRESS! AGAIN! UGH! >:(

I'm really sad to see the IE event end without getting the car, but I got the Alien (SIN R1), the Shooting Star (the MP4/8) and the 4-Legged Cockroach (The ED Torq), and hey, the Kawasaki Ninja is 'round the corner. So I'll get the Ninja without a single question. Anyway, here's an episode. Hope y'all enjoy it!

Yesterday...

Me: UGH! SCHOOL AGAIN! I CAN'T GET THE IE 'CUZ THE STUPID SCHOOL DAYS RUIN IT AGAIN! DUH! >:(

My MP4-31: Oh... a moment of silence... ._.

My Apollo IE: Hey, you can get me when my R&D's back or when I'm buildable in BPs. Besides, the R8 SE's not lying to me. ^_^

3 months ago, in the AsphaltLand Airport Dept.

My R8 SE: Hey, I suppose you're the Apollo IE, right? ^_^

My Apollo IE: You bet. ^_^

My R8 SE: Anyways, there's some driver called the Audi R8 tyke had mad skills. He'll help you in your R&D. I had experienced it and amazed by it. :)

My Apollo IE: Sure, I'll. ANYWAYS, where're you going? :)

My R8 SE: Well, I'm leaving AsphaltLand, because I didn't managed to pass Test 50... :(

My Apollo IE: Well then, I wish you luck when the event revives! ^_^

(Flashback ends)

My Apollo IE: So that's how I heard of you, and I'm also amazed by your skills. :)

My AHGT: So, can we take a selfie to commemorate your visit? :)

My Aventador SV: I guess so. :)

(After we all took a selfie)

Me: Nice. Glad I can drive with you, IE.

My Apollo IE: Well, me too. I'll sure tell the Ninja about you. :)

Meanwhile, in Vivendi's Hideout in Havana, Cuba...

Mike458: YIKES! R8 TYKE CAN'T GET THE IE! WOOHOO! :D

Vincent: Shut up, you fool. Your rigging failed me AGAIN! >:(

Mike458: It's not my fault, sir. R8 tyke always swapped out the parts I used to rig his IE.

(After Test 19...)

Me: UGH. This piston is damaged! No wonder you're so slow! >:(

My Apollo IE: Well, I dunno 'bout this. But hey, should I apply the free upgrade to top speed?

Me: Go ahead, and I'm swapping a set of extra-durable pistions BTW. ^_^ (Applies Top Speed LV5 and swapped out the pistons Mike458 used to rig my IE)

Mike458: (In a corner and murmurs to himself): Damn it! R8 tyke's can't be rigged! Lemme fit a XXXXS size Nitro tank and make him fail! >:|

(After Test 027...)

Me: WHY THE NITROUS TANK IS SO F*CKING SMALL! I'M GONNA REPLACE IT!

My Apollo IE: I got a free upgrade. Should I use it on nitro upgrades? :)

Me: Go ahead while I fix a larger tank.

2.5 hours later...

Mike458: (Watching my IE and I leave the upgrades room) DAMMIT! OUTSMARTED AGAIN! >:(

(Flashback ends)

Vincent: I'm going to send Ruby Rose and Atlay to finish off R8 tyke. You Mike458, you failed me and-

Mike458: WHOA WHOA WHOA! I got an idea! Let's mind-control his SIN R1, his ED Torq and his MP4/8 so that he gets killed by them!

Vincent: Remember, DON'T FAIL ME. >:|

Meanwhile...

Zoe: Honey, the SIN R1 World War II ended and-

Me: I know. I got the car right?

Jake: Bingo. However, the parts were missing.

My R8 e-tron: (Ramms over and breaks 2 crates) OW! X_X (Audi Meme Team got owned counter: 3)

Me: WHAT'S THOSE? (Picks up the BPs) OOOH! THE ED TORQ'S BP AND THE MP4/8'S BP!

My Vencer Sarthe: Well, I got this BP box from Exclusive Deals store and my Mastery. ^_^

My R8 LMS Ultra: Geez, my colleague's gonna be here? O_O

Me: Yeah, and I used to be so salty about him...

9 Months ago...

Me: UGH! YOU SUCH A PIECE OF SH*T! USELESS SKIDDING CRAP! >:(

My MP4/8: JUST WAIT AND SEE! MY FRIENDS WILL PUNISH YOU! >:(

(Both leaves angrily)

Me: But now, I changed. I just feel kinda sorry to him. :|

Me: AND I got a map! AND it has a logo. Just lemme re- (Phone rings and I catched it) Hello?

KJ (On the phone): YO DAWG! HAVEN'T SEE YOU A WHILE! :D

Me: KJ? OH BUDDY I MISSED YOU! :D

Zoe: Wait. Who's KJ? ?_?

My Aventador SV: When R8 tyke's in CSR Racing 2, he got a friend called KJ. He gave him his Toyota GT86 after R8 tyke owned him twice and they became friends. :)

My RS4: WHICH IS the one he owns. :)

KJ (on the phone): Dawg, the thugs in Tempe5t are out again, and they're better than ever! >:|

Me: C'mon, they're after me?

KJ (On the phone): Yup. They got NEW CARS to beat ya. I send you the map so that you can bust them. >:)

Me: You bet. (Hangs up the phone) GUYS, LET'S GO TO SAN DIEGO! WE GOT CARS AT THERE! >:|

At San Diego...

Me: Weird, seems like there's no one there...

My AHGT: UH-OH, TEMPE5T MEMBERS! O_O;

Atlay: WELL WELL WELL. The Chump, his c*nt, his r*tarded hedgehodge sidekick and his crappy car's here! >:)

Zoe: Who do YOU call a c*nt? >:(

Jake: AND WHO DO YOU CALL ME R*TARDED?>:(

My Ferrari F12berilnetta: Oh my god, you again f**ktards? I'm gonna kick your a**es SOO BAD YOU WILL CRY FOR YA MAMA, B**CH! OH WAIT! YO MAMA'S AND YO PAPA'S AND YO GRANNIES ARE BEING R*PED MY ME AND THEY'RE ALL DEAD, BITCHMOTHERF*CKAS! >B)

Me: And so, deal with it! >B)

The crowd (from the SIKE! that's the wrong number! video) and my Audis:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!:D

My Aventadr SV: Wait. Who's the fat guy?

Ruby Rose: He's Rico, and he's going to crush you! >:)

Rico: Well hello, chump! >:)

Atlay: AND Whatsoever. We're gonna crush YOU and yo bitch with our NEW RIDES! >:)

My MP4-31: MP4/8? SIN R1? ED TORQ?

My MP4/8: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T BP CARZ!

My SIN R1: WE R TEH TEMPE5T ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY! WE RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS! THEY R HOTNESS.

My ED Design Torq: WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER VIVENDSORZ. U=NOOBZ. BP CARZ=L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

My R8 LMS Ultra: LET'S DO TH-

My AHGT: Wait. I'll gonna do the race. You guys help me.

My Marussia B2: Как? (Translation: How?) ?_?

My Aventador SV: I got a plan! Stick to it while I tell you what to do!

Ruby Rose: It is useless to make plans. You're owned. >:)

My Marussia B2: бред какой то! (Translation: NONSENSE!) >:(

Me: Shut up, Ruby C*nt. LET'S RACE! >:|

Ruby Rose: (While getting into my ED Torq) *Triggered* >:(

Atlay (In my SIN R1): READY! >:|

Rico (In my MP4/8): Steady!

Me: GO! >:|

(All of us raced to the storage)

My RS4: COPS ARE HERE! >:D (Acting as a roadblock while in a Police livery)

Rico: SH*T! X_X (Wrecked my MP4/8 and it disintergrated)

My TTS: Nice one, dude. Let's clean up. (Stores my MP4/8's parts)

Meanwhile, in the container clsters...

Ruby Rose: SH*T! RICO'S BEEN OWNED!

Me: Your days's over, Ruby Rose! >:) (Stops my AHGT and she crashed onto my AHGT)

My AHGT: Ow. X_X (wrecked)

Me: I got this. MINECRAFT RESPAWN! >:D (Respawned myself and my AHGT)

Ruby Rose: I'm still after you! >:| (Respawns also)

Near the end...

Atlay and Ruby: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, R8 TYKE! (Maniac laughing while squeezing my Arrinera Hussarya GT between their cars)

Me: OH YEAH? >=) (Fires nitro and did a flat spin knockdown to both of the Tempe5t members)

My R8 LMS Ultra: SANIC SPEED!!! D:< (Pushes my AHGT and I over the line with a blisteringly fast speed)

Me: WOOHOO! WE WON!

My Marussia B2: Я собрал эти части. (Translation: I collected these parts.)

My Aventador SV: Got it. NOW LET'S DO THE REBUILD! AND oh BTW, remember to disable the helmets. :)

ANYWAYS HERE'S ANOTHA EPISODE. CYA NEXT BLOG POST!