User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Kawasaki Z800 championship, part 3

we're nearly done with the quest for the Kawasaki Z800. as for the McLaren 650S GT3, lab 2 is complete.

the Alps and Barcelona were easy, as these make it 6 perfect Grand Finales in a row. there's nothing else to say, other than the fact that i hope i can make it 7 in a row and get that lucky 7. still, the championship is nearly done. though i'll have to search Kawasaki on Google for a bit of research.

with that out of the way, this is episode 6 of season 4 of "car dialogues". this covers yetserday's events. so, here goes:

Me: *narrating the story* after that incident with TweakRacer, we moved on to the Alps. the intensity sure went up, but getting 5 perfect Grand Finales in a row was satisfying indeed. after that, at 10:00 PM, we came back to Barcelona and we had............ a bit of an unexpected surprise. you'll see what i mean.

Kawasaki Z800: so, this is your garage, huh? looks neat.:)

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: hey, guys! Azelfland's back!:D

My McLaren MP4-31: hey, Azelfland. it's nice to see you again, buddy. and while you were in Venice yesterday, i beat two Vulcans in multiplayer.:)

Me: YOU WHAT?!O_O

McLaren MP4-31: you heard me right. they gave me a run for my money, but i beat them nonetheless.:)

Hanna: sweet!:D

Me: but enough of that. we got w- *the doorbell rings* who might it be?:I *opens the door*

Everyone: TWEAKRACER?!O_O

TweakRacer: whoa. no need to be alarmed. i come in peace.:I

TheHawtDawg1: that means you quit Vivendi?:I

TweakRacer: yep. besides, you guys will help me and i'll help you. he was a jerk anyway.>:I

Hanna: you're really not gonna trust anything he says, are you?:/

Me: i will.>:I

Everyone: HUH?!O_O

Me: listen. we now have the same goal: to give Vivendi a taste of their own medicine. TweakRacer knows the locations of all the credits cars. so, he might come in handy.:)

Hanna: i'll have to side with Azelfland on this. like it or not, we need him as our friend and ally. whoever wants him as our ally, raise your hand.:)

Everyone, except Wanda: *raise their hands*

Me: it's settled. TweakRacer, you're welcome.:)

TweakRacer: thank you, guys. so, friends?:)

Me: *shakes hands with TweakRacer* friends, it is.:)

TweakRacer's body glows and turns back into a human

TweakRacer: i....... i'm back to normal. and............. i no longer sound like a chipmunk! WOOHOO!!:D

Me: wait-wait-wait-wait-wait. YOU WERE CURSED ALL ALONG?!O_O

TweakRacer: yep. but now, thanks to you, my curse has lifted. i've been waiting for a long time. Azelfland, here.:) *gives Azelfland his OCer*

Me: your OCer? what do i do with it?:I

TweakRacer: you can turn me into any animal you want, Sonic OC style. just pull the trigger when you're ready.:)

Me: okay.:I *sets the OCer to fox and zaps TweakRacer with it*

TweakRacer: *turns into a Fox* sweet! now i look even cooler than usual!:D

Me: glad we could help. now, if you'll excuse us, we got a tour to take down.:)

after the Grand Finale of Barcelona

Kawasaki Z800: another day, another perfect victory.:)

Shadow Azelfland: hey, Azelfland. long time no see.:)

Me: hey. you guys back from the R&D?:)

Shadow Azelfland: actually, we're taking a break. and why is TweakRacer with you?:I

TweakRacer: no hard feelings, right?:)

Me: TweakRacer is on our side now.:)

Shadow Azelfland: huh. oh, and if you ask where Wanda is, she's upstairs.:I

Me: okay.:I *heads upstairs to Wanda's room*

Wanda: I CAN'T BELIVE THIS!>:(

Me: what happened?:I

Wanda: YOU ACCEPTED TWEAKRACER JUST LIKE THAT?! NO WAY! NUH-UH! NOT HAPPENING!>:(

Me: calm down, Wanda.O_O

Wanda: HOW SHOULD I CALM DOWN IF THIS STUPID IDIOT COMES STEALING MY PHONE?! I ALSO HAVE A FEELING HE'LL BETRAY US ALL!!>:(

Me: that's because you stole his laptop, for revenge.:I

Wanda: listen. i understand you guys are allies with him now. but i can't accept this. i might need counseling with him, but i'll go if you go along with me.:(

Me: okay.:)

a few seconds later

Mister Batfox: okay, Azelfland. have a seat. *Azelfland sits* okay, so appearently we have a quarrel here. TweakRacer and Wanda agreed to some counseling, as long as you're present, Azelfland. so........... now, TweakRacer. what do you want to say to Wanda?:)

TweakRacer: i think he has some things she has to say to me.>:(

Mister Batfox: okay. Wanda, do you want to start?:)

Wanda: i have nothing to say, if that's his attitude!>:(

Mister Batfox: okay, then. uh Azelfland, do you want to share some of your thoughts, maybe?:I

Me:......................................

Mister Batfox: this isn't really going well. now you two, i want to do an excersise with you. we got some Panda Bots here to help us out. when we have some therapy, the first thing we need to take out is Resentments. come on out, Resentments. *Resentments Panda Bot comes out* then, in a relationship, we have Expectations. because Expectations lead to resentments. *Expectations Panda Bot comes out* which, of course, brings about Accusations. come on out, Accusations. *Accusations Panda Bot comes out* and all that, of course, leads to Victimization and Withdrawal. *Victimizaton and Withdrawal Panda Bots come out* now you have to learn to overcome all these. are you ready? you ready? GO F@#K THEM UP! THERE THEY ARE! RIGHT THERE, TWEAKRACER AND WANDA! GO BEAT THE S@#T OUT OF THEM! YOU TOO, AZELFLAND!>:I

Me: finally some action!:)

Wanda: *uses her Metal Claws and slashes the Victimization Panda Bot*

Me: PK-THUNDER!!>:I *zaps the Resentments Panda Bot*

TweakRacer: *summons a Blizzard and freezes the Accusations Panda Bot to death*

TweakRacer: *uses his Ice Beam on the Expectations Panda Bot*

Mister Batfox: Expectations doesn't go down that easily! there's always MORE expectations!>:I *more Expectations Panda Bots come out*

Wanda: oh god!O_O

Mister Batfox: you two will have to work together if you're gonna terminate all those expectations.>:I

TweakRacer: Wanda............ he's right.:(

Wanda: huh?:I

TweakRacer: we're only going to get rid of these expectations and everything else, if we work together.>:I

Wanda: TweakRacer............ yeah. let's do it, TweakRacer!>:I

Both: *using Eros Eruption, killing all the Expectations Panda Bots*

Me: *sniffles* that.............. that was beautiful, guys.:'3

Mister Batfox: NOW F@#K THE REST OF THEM UP!>:D

Me: *spawns two AK-47s out of nowhere and picks them up* SUCK MY MUSHROOM *followed by rapid gunfire* TIIIIIIIIIIIP, YOU, F@#$ING SON OF A B@#$#@$@#$CH!!!!>:( *kills the Withdrawal Panda Bot*

Wanda: WOOHOO!:D

Mister Batfox: don't you feel better?:)

TweakRacer: yeah, i do.:)

Wanda: me too.:)

Mister Batfox: well, come back anytime you need counseling. and um, yeah. that's it. thanks for the help, Azelfland.:) *walks away*

Me: you're welcome.:)

Mister Batfox: yeah, f#@k you, Expectations!>:( *kicks the dead Expectations Panda Bot*

TweakRacer: thanks, Azelfland. we have a lot of work to do, but i think we both want to work things out now. oh, and Wanda, here's your phone back.:)

Wanda: thanks. come on, TweakRacer. i'll get you your laptop.:3

TweakRacer: it's OUR laptop, Wanda.:3

Me: you guys are welcome.:)

Hanna: you know, i would've never thought Wanda would be friends with TweakRacer after those incidents, but you managed to pull it off.:)

Me: yeah. so, um.................... what do you want to do now?:)

Hanna: i know what we'll do. kiss me, fool.>:3 *they both make out*

Persephone: awwww.:3

Me and Hanna: *they both stop making out* what?:I

Persephone: oh, sorry. i ruined the moment. anyway. Azelfland, thanks for helping my sister become friends with TweakRacer. it meant a lot to them.:)

Me: you're welcome.:)

Persephone: that's all i wanted to say. i'll se you guys later.:)

Hanna: where were we?:3

Me: we were making out.:3

Hanna: oh, right.:3 *they both keep making out*

and that's the end of episode 6 of season 4 of "car dialogues" only London remains and the quest for the Kawasaki Z800 is finally over. again, hopefully i can get that lucky 7.

until next time.

-Azelfland.