User blog:ThUnDeR1337/CAR DIALOGUES: S3 EP1

Well, here we are. If you thought the final episode of S2 isn't out yet, it is. Azelfland wrote it in his MP4-31 championship episode 1.

At my Garage after a few races in MP4-31:

675LT: You're back! Nothing's happened here yet.

Me: No more clones from the future or an evil nemesis of someone we know?

570S: Not as far as I can tell.

675LT: LOLCAT FR-S went scavenging for parts while I did some farming, that's it.

LOLCAT FR-S drives in with a crate

Me: What's in there?

LOLCAT FR-S: iTs teh lferri frm erlir!

Me: Really?

LOLCAT FR-S: ys! teh prts!

Me: Sweet! Let's see if we can fix it up.

3 hours later:

LaFerrari: Where am I?

Me: We rebuilt you.

LaFerrari: REbuilt? I don't remember being built in the first place.

Me: LOLCAT FR-S! Where did you get this?

LOLCAT FR-S: of boat dat sed "ferrari."

Me: FR-S! You just stole a LaFerrari from Ferrari itself!

FR-S: nu. i leev tip. ov 350,000 credits.

Me: Oh. Okay. That's full price. Perfect.

Kri, coming into the room: Whoa! You guys bought a LaFerrari?

Me: LOLCAT FR-S took one off a cargo boat and left a full-priced tip, if that counts.

Kri: Close enough. Do you know how to drive that, anyway?

Me: I mean, kinda...

Kri: Grab a Sesto Elemento or something and head out to Barcelona. Let me show you.

Me: Okay... Come on, W12, I choose you! Sorry 675LT, you're probably TOO fast.

675LT: Hahah!

Later, at Barcelona:

W12: Prepare to get TOTALLY REKT.

LaFerrari: You sure about that?

Kri: I'm with LaFerrari here.

Me: Depends. Our ranks are similar, but your acceleration is better... Oh, it's starting!

We roar off the starting line

Me: You start faster, but I keep my speed and out-handle you!

Kri: Well, try and catch me then!

I pass Kri on the first turn

Me: Getting a nice view of my rear lights?

Kri jumps over me

Kri: It's opposite day, so NOT TODAY!

I pass Kri

Me: Exactly as you said, it IS opposite day!

W12: Hey LaFerrari, watch this drift! *drifts and fires triple nitro onto the ramp over the cruise ship*

LaFerrari: I keep better airspeed still! *nails triple jumps*

Kri: Yeah! Get rekt!

Me: I'm coming up on you... GOT'EM! *PIT's the LaFerrari*

Kri: Forgot about my acceleration?*boosts next to me*

Me: I can see the finish line... time to pull this off! W12, just a quick right turn and we'll drift Kri into the wall!

W12: On it!

Kri: Can't catch me!

Me: Now!*W12 drifts into LaFerrari's rear and slows her down*

W12: We're neck in neck!

Kri: LaFerrari! Speed!

Me: We're running out of nitro! Faster!

W12 and LaFerrari pass the finish line

Me: We both got the exact same time...

Kri: All that intense racing for a TIE?

Me: *sighs* That was exhausting. It proves either our cars or we are pretty evenly matched.

Kri: Well, either way, that was close.

Me: INFINITELY close.

Back at the garage, after telling the other cars what happened

Sagaris: No freakin' way! I could probably destroy both of them, though.

Kri: It was kinda disappointing.

LaFerrari: When you expect a win, you get a tie. That was REALLY disappointing.

W12: I liked it! I didn't lose!

Me: When your expectations are lower, your results will be happier, I guess...

TO BE CONTINUED

/::/ Post-Writing Notes /::/ This was one episode I've written without an enemy or a cliffhanger. I decided that not EVERY episode needs too much action and I've changed this so that the first episode of every season doesn't have an enemy yet. Also gives me time to think of one :P -TheGoldenThunder/ThUnDeR1337, second writer of the CAR DIALOGUES /::/