User blog:TransportFan2014/Rebuilding the Integra

Full story of the Integra assembly which features elements from the GTA SA mission "Black Project".

(At Rio)

Me: Ok. I got top 500 in the Integra assembly cup. I should be getting the remaining 6 blueprints to know how to rebuild this thing.

(The GL delivery van arrives)

Me: Oh nice!! :)

(Knock knock)

Me: Yes?

GL member 1: You are TF2014 right?

Me: Yes.

GL member 1: Here is the package which you earned from the Integra assembly cup.

Me: Thanks.

GL member 2: Well, we will make sure everything is going right before we leave.

Me (after signing the package): Ok, I wonder how many BPs are there. (Sees hole) Whut?

GL member 2: Oh wait. Something is not right with the package -.-

Me: Hmm.... only 5 blueprints in there? So that means I only have 7 blueprints?

GL member 1: Sorry sir. We will be careful next time.

Me: Well don't blame yourselves. Things go missing :/

GL member 2: Oh wait. As far as we remember, when we stopped at the traffic light, we felt something hitting our van....

Me: Who else other than f***ing Vivendi??!! >:|

GL member 2: I know how angry you are, but mind your language.

Me: Oh, my bad :/ Anyway thanks for the package.

GL member 2: At your pleasure. Good luck getting the last blueprint. (The van leaves)

Me: Damn it!! (Enters my Vulcan; as soon as I entered the Vulcan, I received a call)

Me: Vivendi you f***ing twt!!! Give the last Integra back you son of a bitch!!!

Silver Azelfland: Umm.... does it sound like Vivendi is calling?

Me: Oops. Sorry.....

Silver Azelfland: Listen. You need to come to our garage. Some big issue is happening.

Me: I wonder what mayhem is going on now? I am coming. (Hangs up) Come on Vulcan. We got some friends to meet.

(After arriving)

Me: I am here. Wait. Who is this dude with an afro?

???: Well don't you know me, Grove Street homie?

Me: Wait. CJ (Carl Johnson)? How did he get here?

Azelfland: Surprised, eh? The Grove Street dudes will try to help us crumble Vivendi.

Me: Then were are your homies?

CJ: Back at the Grove. I am here to help Mr. Truth get what he wanted. I heard how Vivendi is doing crap to you guys. No different from Big Smoke and C.R.A.S.H I guess....

Me: That's nice! But what is the urgent thing?

Azelfland: There is a good news, and two bad news.The good news, is we found your zaZen.

Me: Sweet!! And the bad news?

Azelfland: The zaZen will have to be driven through a route that passes the Vivendi fort. Also rigged with a no-teleport device. The other bad news is-

Cynthia: Has anyone seen Emily?

Azelfland: Well, Cynthia said it.

Me: Vivendi the effing twats!!! >:( Persephone, teleport Shelby, Azelfland, CJ and I to that Rinspeed. I needa take it home. We will go and find Emily in the Vivendi fort. Wait here Vulcan.

Persephone: Ons.

(A few seconds later)

Me: There's my car!!

(All enter the zaZen)

zaZen: Glad you came. I don't know if I can see my members :/

Me: I will get you back. But first I need to find my friend's sister.

zaZen: Oh well :/ I don't think I can survive any longer.

Me: I hope that is not true since she is captured i  the Vivendi fort -_-

zaZen: Crap.... I will hold off the enemies then. (Weapons in the trunk armed)

Me: Ok, to the Vivendi fort. Wait for us Emily....

(At the Vivendi fort)

Emily: What? How did I end up in this jail?

Julia: Cuz we captured you while you were lost in the shopping mall :P

Emily: But how?

Vivendi boss: Hahahaha.... You were seperated. Then we used Cynthia's phone to bait you. Can't believe how awesome I am at hacking and phishing >:D

Emily: I will see what I can do to leave here....

Julia: Well that ain't gonna happen. We reinforced this lockup with anti-power devices. Live here for the rest of your life :P

Vivendi boss: All thanks to wise guys like P1 Boy.

(5 hours later)

Me: This is the place right here.

CJ: If this car blows, there are some jetpacks that we can use in the base.

Me: Splendid.

zaZen: Just go save your friend. I doubt that I can last any longer. I will hold off any enemies that try to enter.

Me: Take care, zaZen.

CJ: We will use the back entrance. I know a way in without being detected.

Me: Should I drive there?

CJ: That way the car will have better chance of survival. I agree.

zaZen: Go now. Without me. I sense some Vivendi goons knowing my location. Leave. Before I get wrecked by them. Get your friend at all costs!! >:|

Shelby: Get out of the way!! It's P1 Boy!!!

McLaren P1 Boy: Haha!! Finally I found you, fake clone!! Get ready to die!!!!

Persephone: Leave us alone!!!

McLaren P1 Boy: Well f**k you. (Pulls out the Snakemaker V30) Time to crawl on the ground you bitch!!

CJ: What, you ran out of donuts?? Come here!! >:(

McLaren P1 Boy: Stay away you n!! I wanna target this bitch!!!

zaZen: Send my last requests to the surviving cars. Goodbye, TF2014. (Charges at P1 Boy)

McLaren P1 Boy: Oh no y- (loud explosion)

Me: Wait. That is a ROBOT???!!!! Whatever that is, OMG!! ZAZEN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Shelby: Poor thing. Let's go in the base. To avenge your zaZen.

(All 5 enter through the loading bay)

Azelfland: Good thing these guys are off-duty.

Me: Ok. I will find the Integra blueprint. One day I will avenge these scumbags for what they did to my zaZen >:|

Azelfland: Ok. We know where Emily is trapped at. So we rescue her, then we steal the jetpacks. At the basement. (Phone rings) Of all the times a phone call has to be sent -_-

(After a few seconds)

Azelfland: What?? Did you just say they captured Hanna and Loraine?? How??

ShadowAzelfland: Apparently they were caught through internet phishing -_- They are smart internet users but apparently Vivendi used their favourite websites as phishing sites. Once they enter the site, BAM!! They will be teleported automatically to the traps set by Vivendi.

Azelfland: F*** this $#i+!!!!

Me: We will find the girls first. Then the Integra blueprint. Then the jetpacks.

Shelby: But there are only 5 jetpacks. So that means Loraine, Hanna and Persephone will just fly normally. Those who cannot fly.... will take the jetpacks.

(From a distance)

?????: WHERE ARE YOU TAKING US TO??? LET US GO NOW!!!!

?????: Not gonna happen :P

Me: Follow them!!

Shelby: Isn't that the Vivendi boss and Julia with the captured Hanna and Loraine??

Azelfland: They sure are. We will be able to release them with ease. If we do it correctly.

(At the prison)

Me: The Vivendi boss is a real noob. Putting 3 hostages in the same cell. And putting the password trigger right in front of the walkway. Once they are gone, we release them. Then we find the blueprint.

(After releasing the 3)

Loraine: Thank goodness!! We thought we will never see you again!!!

Emily: Well I wonder why they always like to capture me as if I am a weakling :(

CJ: Well that is cuz they are nothing but fools. I know where the blueprint is. Follow me. It should be located near the keycard to the base where they hide the jetpacks.

Azelfland: Sounds like a perfect plan. Everyone, follow him.

(At the lab)

Vivendi goon 1: Make sure TF2014 does not get this blueprint.

Scientist: That is affirmative.

(Gunfire)

Vivendi boss: Its Azelfland and his morons!!! >:( GUARDS!!!!!

Scientist: Oh no not that n again!!!

CJ: Yep, we meet again >:)

Scientist: Ok!! Ok!!! I will give the blueprint and the keycard!!! Please don't hurt me!!!

CH: That's the way, noob >:D

Vivendi boss: You chicken!!! What are you doing??

Loraine: You call your own staff a chicken?? In fact, you are the chicken, since you always try to mess with us as if we are damsels in distress!! >:(

Hanna: Well, no point talking to these idiots. (Gives the Vivendi boss the middle finger)

Julia: Why you little.... disrespectful princess!!! You are merely a waste to everyone y- (whacked by Loraine's thunder punch)

Loraine: As if you are a very respectful queen!!! No one insults my sister!!!

CJ, Azelfland and I: Way to go!!! :O

CJ: Let's get out of here!!! 8 people, 5 jetpacks....

Hanna: I guess I should fly with Loraine and Persephone ourselves. Rest of you, take the jetpacks.

Me: Ons!!! (All enter the basement)

CJ: So many stairs!! But let's go!!!!

Me: There are many guards!! Well f*** them!!! (CJ and I pull out AK47s and start shooting)

Persephone: Don't forget me!!! (Pulls out M16 to shoot guards)

PA system (operated by P1 Boy): ATTENTION!! WE HAVE SOME @$$#OLE$ HEADING FOR THE PROJECTS!!! TAKE THEM OUT AT ALL COSTS, ESPECIALLY THOSE DAMSELS IN DISTRSS!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! I REPEAT!!! THIS IS NOT A FALSE ALARM!!!!!

Shelby: Wow. Calling us damsels in distress with that PA system -_-

Loraine: Well we will show them the result of calling us that term repeatedly....

Me: Ok. 5 jetpacks for 5 ppl who cannot fly.

Shelby: But the roof door is closed!!

Hanna: Not if I can do nothing about it. :P (uses fire blast to break the roof door)

PA system: BASEMENT BREACHED!!! BASEMENT BREACHED!!! THESE IDIOTS HAVE THE PROJECTS!!!! WIPE THEM OUT!!!!

Me: So what should we do with these?

Shelby: We hand over 4 of them to the Gameloft boss. While CJ will deliver one of them to the person who wanted it. Now let's go!!!

CJ: Also I f***ed up their missile systems so they should not be able to hit us.

(Vivendi goons enter the basement as everyone starts to fly)

Vivendi goon 1: Take them out!! Those are  projects!!!

McLaren P1 Boy: Whoever who placed the projects here is a noob!! This area is easily breached!!! Proper places to put these include the spots where we hold the damsels in distress as prisoners!!! >:(

Shelby: Since you called us damsels in distress.... (flies towards P1 Boy)

McLaren P1 Boy: Holy crap!!! I swear that I said that by accident!!!

Shelby: Well who cares?? The minute you call us damsels in distress, prepare to have your balls flattened!!! >:( (kicks P1 Boy in that spot)

McLaren P1 Boy: OUUUCC- OW!!! OW!!! OW!!!! (rolls down the stairs all the way to the floor where the jetpacks were originally placed)

Hanna: You deserve it, punk!! Plus this is the 100th time you called us that!!!!

(All leave the base)

Me: Ok. We gotta hand these over to the Gameloft boss. Tell them to meet us at Arizona.

(After some time, at Arizona)

GL boss: So, you found the blueprint, TF2014?

Me: Yep. Also, it is up to you on what you wanna do with these jetpacks.

GL boss: Well we will hand these over to the army. These are top secret.

(After handing 4 of the jetpacks)

Azelfland: Ok. I contacted my chauffeur to pick us up. Apparently he chose to use a bus instead after how the Vivendi boss used his limo as a trap.

CJ: Especially after Mr. Truth refused to give us a ride -_-

Azelfland: Ok. The bus is here. We will go to your garage first to build the Integra. Then drop by my garage for some party that Cynthia planned to organise. Also, you left your Vulcan at my garage.

The driver: I hope no one will disguise as me next time -_- (drives to Rio)

(The end)