User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Mazda RX-8 recruitment

well, then. things got a lot better now, because i got the Mazda RX-8, after hard farming and going through the mastery challenges, just to get the credits. still, it was worth it. i got myself the OG D class queen and it's awesome. once i MAX PRO her and give her that Elite tuning of 0808, i'll be ready for those D class heat events.

with that, this is episode 14 of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". this covers after the Dubai tour of the Riviera championship. here goes:

TF2014: so, you're in Dubai now, huh?:I

Me: yep. and once you leave, Audi R8 tyke will cover you. no worries.^_^

TF2014: okay.:)

Me: oh, and do you mind if your friends come to the gym in my garage?:I

TF2014: as long as i'm not involved, i'm fine.:)

Me: all right then. until then, good luck with college.^_^

TF2014: thanks. see ya later.:) *hangs up*

Me: man, i'll miss him.:(

Hanna: we all will.:(

Audi R8 tyke: so, now that you upgraded your cars, even though not fully, what will you do next?:I

Me: get my very own Mazda RX-8. i think it's time to step up my game a notch.>:I

Audi R8 tyke: yeah, good luck with that. even if it costs 325.000 credits to get it.:P

McLaren P1 boy: sorry to interrupt your conversation, but i think i found who rigged the first box we got in the championship.>:I

Me: is it Vincent and Mike458?>:I

McLaren P1 boy: how did you know?:I

Me: the way Mike rigged the first box and the qualifiers is similar to yours. that's how. and i think it happened like this.>:I

a few days ago

Matt: sir, Vincent, his wife and Mike458 would like to have a word with you. how would you like to proceed?:I

the boss of Gameloft: if they want to have a friendly talk, let them in.>:I

Matt: right away, sir.>:I

Vincent: well, thanks for letting me in. how are we today?:)

the boss of Gameloft: what do you want this time?>:(

Mike458: we want you one simple thing: rig the first box, by making it a rookie box instead of a professional box, so we can make Azelfland and his friends suffer.>:)

the boss of Gameloft: ARE YOU CRAZY?! you want ME to change the first box they get just for your cause?! not on MY watch!>:(

Anais: listen. we own you. you're ours. we can s@#t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you. do you understand?>:I

Vincent: he better undestand.>:I

Mike458: and listen up. we made an alliance with PETA. they'll take them down for good.>:)

the boss of Gameloft: no matter how hard you try, team Azelfland will STILL take you down! they took down 200 of the 500 remaining members.>:(

Vincent: no matter. if you don't change the box, then i guess i'll take your life.>:)

the boss of Gameloft: ugh. fine. i'll change the box. but know this. if team Azelfland finds out, you'll rue the day you became allies with PETA. AND the day you took us over!>:(

Anais: whatever. we're winners in this anyway.>:) *walks away*

Mike458: heh. what a noob.:P

the boss of gameloft: I HEARD THAT!>:(

back to the present

Audi R8 tyke: so, Vincent straight up threatened him to rig the box and he did?!O_O

McLaren P1 boy: yep. but Gameloft's boss knew better than to be dead.

TheHawtDawg1: but why would he do that? wouldn't Mike have to switch the boxes himself?:I

Me: i dunno, man. but anyway. what i do know is that Nevada comes next. let's go.>:I

Nevada desert, 12:00 AM

Buick Riviera: only Azure Coast remains and i can join you guys.^_^

Hanna: DID SHE JUST SAY AZURE COAST?!O_O

Buick RIviera: yes. yes, i did.^_^

Hanna: THIS IS AMAZING!! THE FUNFAIR WILL BE THERE AS WELL!!:D

McLaren P1 boy: so, remember when you said you'd get the Mazda RX-8?:I

Me: yeah. what of her? did you find her?:I

McLaren P1 boy: yes. but there's a problem.>:I

Shelby: it's PETA again, isn't it?>:I

Hanna: yep.:I

Shelby: and i predict that they'll have our parents. all of them.>:I

Wanda: so our parents are alive after all these years.>:I

Cynthia: let's beat them all up.>:I

at the PETA headquarters (for the third time)

Me: geez. they really need to step up with the security.:P

Diana: just watch. it's easy.:P

Shelby: we'll charm them and then kill them. simple as that.:P

Diana: let's go. *approaches the two guards with Shelby and they both charm them* hey there, boys.>:3

Shelby: like what you see?>:3

PETA member: wow. boooooooobiiiiiiiiiiess!:D

Diana and Shelby: *beat up both guards and smash their heads*

Me: okay, let's go.>:I

Shadow Azelfland: tch. too easy.:P

on the top floor of the PETA headquarters (for the third time)

Clyde: well, you made it again, didn't you?>:I

Shelby: yep. now GIVE US BACK OUR PARENTS!>:(

Clyde: you want them back that badly? you can have them. *reveals the cage with the girls' parents in it* what do you think?>:)

Shelby: I KNEW IT!>:(

Emily: MOM?! DAD?!O_O

Wanda: after all these years............ our parents are still alive.O_O

Clyde: so, yes. they're alive. Lorenzo the Fox, Ferrari the Fox, Miguel the Bat, Candice the Bat, Michael the Rabbit and Lexus the Rabbit, weren't they? now, here's what we'll do. these two will abuse your parents the same way we abused you.>:)

Persephone: OH NO, YOU DON'T!>:( *shoots the two PETA members with her pistol*

Diana: we'll fight your  294 remaining members. BRING IT ON!>:(

Shadow: *pulls out an AK-47* SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!>:D

Rouge: *takes the AK-47 and throws it away*

Shadow: WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!>:(

Rouge: we're NOT doing this again!>:(

Everyone: *beats the crap out of the remaining 294 PETA members with all they got*

Clyde: t-that's impossible! there's no way this is happening!O_O

Me: it did happen. give up, Clyde. you're all that's remaining of PETA.>:)

Clyde: what......... what did we ever do to deserve this?!O_O

Flora: you abused us every day, your games ruined our and everyone else's childhood, you claim you save animals, but in reality, you kill them, you only do this for money AND your ads don't even make any sense! CHILD ABUSE IF WE EAT MEAT?! like us Mobians, humans choose whether they want to be vegan or not. and we won't let a sloppy-seconds animal organization exterminate our world like that!>:(

Clyde: is this what you really want?! a world where humans can eat animals whenever they want?! the animals will go extinct if you eat meat and that's child abuse!>:(

Lexus the Rabbit: you know what, i'm sick and tired of his bulls@#t. just kill him already.-_-

ThunderWolf: i got this one.>:I

Clyde: NO, PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I SWEAR!O_O

ThunderWolf: the moment you try to kill the entire world is the moment you'll be killed.>:( *beats the everliving crap out of Clyde*

Me (making my Mortal Kombat announcer impression): FINISH HIM!>:)

Hanna and Loraine: whoa!:O

Me: what?>:I

ThunderWolf: *proceeds to punch Clyde super fast* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA WAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!D:<

Clyde: is that really your best? your punches are about as strong as a mosquto's.>:)

ThunderWolf: omae wa, mou shindeiru.>:) (translation: you're already dead)

Clyde: NANI?!O_O (translation: WHAT?!) *his body inflates and explodes*

Me (making my Mortal Kombat announcer impression): ThunderWolf wins. flawless victory. FATALITY!>:)

Hanna and Loraine: whoa!:O

Lorenzo the Fox: wow. that was hardcore.O_O

Miguel the Bat: well, i felt really uncomfortable with this.O_O

Cynthia: i know i gave the Conglomerate head a brutal death, but geez. that was overkill.O_O

Sonic: should we............. do something with the dead body?:I

Everyone: ew.-_-

Ferrari the Fox: doesn't matter. what matters is that we reunited with our children.^_^

Me: sorry to interrupt everyone's reunions, but we got a Mazda RX-8 to save.>:I *throws 325.000 credits to the cage and breaks it*

My Mazda RX-8: MY GOODNESS, I'M FREE! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I COULDN'T STAND THAT GUY!! HE TALKED ABOUT HOW EATING MEAT IS CHILD ABUSE, WHICH DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!! MAN, HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR YOU GUYS, I WOULD BE DEAD BY NOW!:D

outside of the PETA headquarters

Candice the Bat: are you sure you want to blow it up?:I

Persephone: it's the only way, mom. if someone finds this building, they might revive PETA and try to kill us again. not to mention kill the entire world.>:I

Cynthia: she's right. we can't let our future kids get abused by these idiots. it's for the best.>:I

Emily: and we really don't want to lose our parents again, now that my sister and i reunited with them.>:I

Persephone: all right, everyone. stand back.>:I *presses the button on the contoller*

the PETA headquarters blow up to nothing

Mazda RX-8: now, that's an explosion if i ever saw one.:P

Michael the Rabbit: well, now that it's done, who wants to go for an ice cream?^_^

Shelby: actually, it's 12:35. all the shops might be closed now. we should go back and get to sleep.:I

Me: i agree. tommorow, it's going to be a tough day.:P

Hanna: yeah.:P

and that's the end of episode 14 of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". hopefully things will go smoothly on the last tour. also, it will come as a great surprise.

until next time.

-Azelfland.