User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Multi-verse Stories: All the Drifts and Pain

...Let's get on with it, shall we?

(Before the whole story starts, THIS happened. Also shameless self-advert of my channel and my vids)

Azelfland's McLaren 12C: THAT'S IT! THAT R8 SCUM! HE KNOCKED ME OFF THE TRACK!

Azelfland's R8 LMS Ultra: (puts down his newspaper) Sonny, everyone gets rammed into at one point of time.

Azelfland's McLaren 12C: ...IT'S NOT LIKE THAT! IT'S R8 TYKE'S R8 V10 SPYDER KNOCKED ME DOWN!

At the same time...

Black Knight: Seriously, what are you thinking? Why WOULD your LMS Ultra declare war?

My R8 LMS Ultra (with R8 V10 Spyder bodykit fitted): Dunno. You ask him. I was just a little brat who executes his orders only.

Black Knight: And why would you knock Azelf's 12C away?

My R8 LMS Ultra (with R8 V10 Spyder bodykit fitted): He? Ha! I drift through the corners, and he's SHAMEFUL ENOUGH to get in my way.

Black Knight: ...You know that's unsportsmanlike, don't you?

My R8 LMS Ultra (with R8 V10 Spyder bodykit fitted): (Leaves the Brickyard) Whatever.

3 Minutes later, in downtown Speedway, Indiana...

My R8 LMS Ultra (with R8 V10 Spyder bodykit fitted): (Through the phone) You got the Bimmer yet?

Me: Yup. The M3 GT2 is safe in my arms.

My R8 LMS Ultra (with R8 V10 Spyder bodykit fitted): Good, now, I need to call everyone to the Brickyard. The Indiana one.

(To be continued...)