User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S2: The Beginning and the Gumpert Apollo N Championship

SO HERE IS SEASON 2! I'M SO SORRY THAT I ENDED SEASON 1 SO EARLY, BUT I PROMISE-SEASON 2 WILL BE BETTER!

So here it is- Season 2 of my Asphalt Legacy.

In Macau, China,

Me: DAMN IT IS GOOD TO RELAX IN THIS VILLA! No Vivendi planes (while staring at the shot down Vivendi planes), anti-aircraft system, and a MASSAGE POOL TO MAKE ME EASY ON THE ASS!

My Mazda 6: Yeah, and we had a snooker table to play snooker everyday!

My R8 e-tron: AND WE CAN GO GAMBLING EVERYDAY! AND GET RICH! $_$

My AMG GT3: This lifestyle is boring. Do we have any thing interesting to do?

My Biome: LOOK. WE SHOT DOWN SO MANY VIVENDI PLANES. THAT'S MEAN...

My R8 LMS Ultra: We got a VIVENDI BASE NEARBY!

Mewanwhile, in a casino...

My Aventador LP700-4: YEAH! I WON THE BET AGAIN! CALL ME LUCKY NUMBER 1! GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY! =D

My RS4: DAMN, AVENTADOR. YOU JUST CAN'T RESIST GAMBLING, WOULD YOU? YOU'LL LOSE YOUR MONEY! O_O

My Aventador LP700-4: DAMN, I DON'T CARE! I'M THE RICHIE NOW! (Answers phone call) WAIT. VIVENDI IN MACAU? OH I'M GONNA GO NOW! (Hangs up phone) OH F*CK, I GOTTA GO NOW!

3 minutes later, in Vivendi's Macau Base.

Me: (Busts the door with TNT) WHAT ARE YOU UP, BITCHES?!?!? >=D

Vivendi goon: OH F*CK IS R8 TYKE! F*CK HIM UP! >=(

Me: I'm not going to attack you guys. Instead, I got a PRESENT. >=D

Vivendi goon: What is this? Is it in that big box? (Opens the big box and then get no-scoped by my Veneno)

My Veneno: COMO ESTAN, BITCHES! >=D (Busts the box, fires his GAU-8 and kills the Vivendi goons)

My Miura: We cleared the ground floor. Let's check for the remaining 2 floors.

3 minutes later, in the 2nd floor.

Me: (Bangs on the door)

Voices inside: PLEASE! DON'T KILL US!

Me: (Breaks the door with my enchanted diamond axe) OH, A BMW M6 AND THE CODATRONCA TSS. So I got a redemption ticket for the M6 and 318,000 credits... SO I'LL SAVE YOU GUYS, I GUESS! (Inserts 235,000 credits into the Codatronca's cage and the ticket into the M6's cage and both cages breaks instantly)

My BMW M6: THANK YOU AND THANK GOD THAT YOU SAVED US! I'M FED UP THAT THOSE DUDES SAYING THAT EATING MEAT IS PET ABUSE AND BMWS ARE DRIVEN BY F*CKTARDS AND SO ON! I'M GLAD THAT I CAN LEAVE THIS HELLHOLE!

My Spada Codatronca: I may not seem useful, but to express my gratitude, I'll give you 2 Free Class B Upgrades if you pass my Mastery challenge. ANYWAYS, I see that you have 83,000 credits left. Would you consider busting into their save and steal the Holden BPs? I'm DYING to meet the Holden.

Me: SURE-OH WAIT, WHERE'S MY CREDITS GO?

My AMG GT3: Hey I got these 2 Holden BPs in a zipped folder. Turns out that paying credits will unzip the folder, so I got these.

Me: COOL! NOW I CAN ASSEMBLE THE HOLDEN!

My Spada Codatronca: WAIT, YOU GOT 8 HOLDEN BPS? COOL. AND WE MUST GO BACK AND ASSEMBLE THE HOLDEN!

Meanwhile, in AsphaltLand, Vivendi's Hideout,

Vincent: (Slamming his hand on a dog house 7 times) NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! AUDI R8 TYKE BUSTED OUR VIVENDI BASE IN MACAU! I SHOULD STRIP THE CARS AND BURN THE BPS EARLIER!

Anais: Don't worry. We'll F*CK him up in the Apollo N Championship, which is 'round the corner.

Mike458: TOKEN UPGRADES WILL F*CKING DO THE TRICK! AND WE MADE THE TIME LIMIT AS TIGHT AS POSSIBLE!

Vincent: AND WE HIRED TEMPE5T, THE LEGENDARY CSR RACING CREW AND DR. HEALUSION TO F*CK HIM! >=D

Vivendi goon: Boss, everything is ready. (Passes Vincent a button)

Vincent: GOOD. (Presses the button and a garage went "BOOM" with a mushroom cloud) NOW AUDI R8 TYKE IS HOMELESS! HAHA! >=D

Meanwhile, in Macau...

Me: (Throws stacks of bank notes up in the air) SHOWER IN THE RICH! $_$

My Mazda RX8: AND HIRE ALL THE GRID GIRLS! =D

My 458: WAIT. YOU SPENT ALL THE MONEY WE WON ON BIKINI GRID GIRLS? O_O

My RX8: Yeah. =D

Me:  (Slams my hand on a table 7 times) NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! I SHOULD NOT LET YOU KEEP THE MONEY! WE'RE BACK HOME!

In AsphaltLand, former base of mine.

Me: WHAT. THE. F*CK. WHO THE F*CK BLEW MY BASE UP! IT'S UNACCEPTABLE! D=<

My R8 LMS Ultra: I got 2 news. First, Vivendi blew your house up. Second, the Apollo N Championship is coming. So I guess we should...go to Azefland's base? I'm not sure.

Me: IT'S A GREAT IDEA, R8! I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE MY RIGHT-HAND CAR!

In Azefland's base.

Me: (Knocks the door)

Azefland: (Walks out while brushing his teeth) Who is it? (Opens the door) R8 TYKE?

Me: Yeah. Listen, Vivendi blasted my base into oblivion, and-

Azefland: Oh, I see. I'll let you stay.

My Veneno: YES! =D

Me: HOWEVER, THE CHAMPIONSHIP IS HERE, AND I MUST GO. CYA!

At the Championship base...

My Apollo N: So you're R8 tyke, right? ^_^

Me: Yeah, and WOW. I NEVER BELIEVED THAT YOU LOOKED BETTER THAN WHAT JEREMY CLARKSON SAID. O_O

My Apollo N: Everybody need time to dig in the beauty of me. ^_^

Me: SO OK, GUMPERT APOLLO N, TEH RACES ARE WAITING FOR US. IF WE DON'T WANT TO F*CK UP, WE'LL JUST GO OUT AND RACE!

My Gumpert Apollo N: That's...just Apollo N. BUT I'll also take Gumpert Apollo N. ANYWAY, LET'S RACE! >=)

In the First Grand Finale, Rio de Janerio,

Me: ATLAY? WHO SENT YOU HERE? ?_?

Atlay: SHUT THE F*CK UP, CHUMP! I'M HERE TO WIN YOU! I NEED TO REVENGE ON THE HUMILIATION YOU GAVE ME!

A 2 Lap Race later...

Atlay: F*CK, I LOST! I'M COMING BACK TO YOU!

My Gumpert Apollo N: Who is he?

Me: My nemesis. and I'm gonna do the-WHAT THE F*CK? TOKEN UPGRADES?

My Gumpert Apollo N: Geez, I didn't knew this will happen to me.

Me: Stay here, I'm go get some stuff.

3 Minutes later...

My Codatronca: Token Upgrades?

Me: Yeah. and I need those free upgrades!

After the free upgrades...

Me: DONE! NOW YOU'RE FASTER THAN EVER!

My Gumpert Apollo N: I feel...faster than ever. I'M READY! >=)

So here it is-Episode 1 of Asphalt Stories Season 2. I'm still struggling if I want to add Dr. Healusion in the series or not...