User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S6: The RX-8 SE Strikes Back

So, if you don't get the Star Wars refrence on the title, I feel sorry for you. Anyways, I HAVE THE RX-8 SE! Despite my token count dropped 25%, I got one hell of a ride! Meanwhile, enjoy!

At the Alpine base…

My R8 LMS Ultra: Hey, there’s a Greek guy asking to join your RR3 Crew. :|

Me: It’s Azelfland, let him join.

My BMW M3 GTS: Oh. :|

My BMW M2 SE: There’s some suspicious guy in white lab coat knocking the door. (To the door) JUST F*CKING STOP! >:(

Me: M2 SE, OPEN. THE. DOOR! WHERE’S YOUR MANNERS! >:(

My M2 SE: Ok. :( (Opens the door and the Lab Technician rushes in)

Me: I KNOW YOU! YOU’RE THE LAB TECHNICIAN FROM THE RX-8 SE LABS! O_O

The lab technician: THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE! THE LAB HAS BEEN INFESTED WITH ZOMBIES!!! O_O

Me: ... O_O

The lab technician: I'm the only one who can escape. Help us to return them to normal, and the SE's yours!

Me: OK. :)

At the lab...

My RX-8: Bro! O_O

My RX-8 SE (being zombiefied): Must eat...brains.

Other lab techs (Also being zombified): ...Brains. (Groans)

My MP4/8: I think we should think of a way to return them to normal, along with the SE. >:|

My AHGT: ...AND to find out who's the culprit for this mess.

My MP4-31: Hey, try this antidote. It may work. :)

My R8 LMS: Hope this works… :| (Stabs one of the zombies with the antidote and the zombie shivers after the jab)

Me: What’s its ingredients? :|

My McLaren 12C Spider: Made from the finest golden apple juice and potion of weakness brewed from finely selected fermented spider eye. :P

My Aventador SV: Eww. -.-

My 12C Spider: … Don’t judge me like that! It’s the general Minecraft recipe of curing zombie villagers. >:(

My Aventador SV: No matter what, our plan is simple: Stab any zombie we see with the antidote while we’re movin’up the tests. >:|

Me: OK. >:|

At the 1st AI race of the R&D…

My RX-8 SE: …MUST EAT BRAINS! (Tries to shake me off the car)

Me: Oh crap, this is like those rodeo stuff. O_O

(After winning theAI…)

Me: (Gets thrown out from the car) OOF! X_X

My RX-8 SE: (Rushes to me) BRAINS!

(Suddenly, the RX-8 SE stopped as the AHGT tugs at him with a grappling hook)

My AHGT: Going somewhere, punk? >:|

(My Mazda RX-8 starts to pull my AHGT  towards me)

My AHGT: This thing…has… too much torque! O_O

(My other high-end cars help the AHGT)

My 918 Spyder WP: YOU!! SHALL NOT!!! PASS!!!!! D:< (As I injected a dose of antidote into the gas tank of the RX-8 SE)

My RX-8 SE: (Shivers as the antidote is working on him)

Me: Quick, get them to safety before ANY zombies attack the patients again. >:|

My X2: Aye. >: (As he pulls the RX-8 SE to the medical room)

One day later…

One of the lab techs: (Returns to normal) Ugh… X_X

My RX-8 SE: (Returns to normal with the others) Oh I know what I was trying to doing. There were INTRUDERS! O_O

Me: Calm down, RX-8 SE. Well, tell me, what do you remember before you are turned into a zombie and trying to consume my brains?

My RX-8 SE: WHAT? O_O

My R8 LMS Ultra: You got turned into a zombie, but now, you’re cured.

My RX-8 SE: … wait. Really? I don’t quite remember anything when I got turned into a zombie. BUT I remember, one guy with blue shirt, purple jeans and white, glowing eyes and his companion, which wears a white garb and glowing red eyes busted into the lab.

Me: LMS, are you thinking what I’m thinking?

My R8 LMS Ultra: Indeed. Herobrine and Entity 303 had CERTAINLY paid a damn visit.

My RX-8 SE: I’LL BEAT THAT TWO GUY UP WHEN I SEE THEM! >:(

My 12C Spider: Not until the weakness effect wears out. It’ll wear out by the time we finish Lab 3.

After curing lab scientists and passing tests…

My RX-8 SE: I feel better now. :)

Me: Now, what we’re gonna do is to wait for the opening of Lab 4. :)

Meanwhile…

Herobrine: (Phoning his boss) The RX-8 SE is ready for you to take.

Vincent: Good. Better not let that R8 f*ck get it first, like what we did on the 1st time.

Herobrine: He’ll never see that comin’, as we hid the boxes with those Rotaries.

Vincent: No, no, no, not that. Did you know that he’d finished Lab 3 and cured ALL the lab techs?

Herobrine: WHAT?

Vincent: Watch. Your. Ass. >:( (as he hangs up)

Herobrine and Entity 303: (Disguised as surviving lab techs while I busted the doors)

My MP4/8: TALLYYYYYY HO! THE ZOMBIE CURING TEAM IS READY TO KICK SOME ASS! :D

My R8 LMS Ultra: That’s the most stupid name I’ve ever heard. -.-

My MP4/8: Yeah, I know. -.-

My Aventador SV: LOOK! SURVIVOURS! :D

Herobrine: HELP! WE’RE THE ONLY SURVIVOURS! HELP DEFEAT THE ZOMBIES! O_O

Me: (Unaware that the lab tech’s Herobrine) DON’T WORRY SIR, WE SHALL SAVE YOU! :D

After some time, at Test 42…

Zoe: (to the surviving lab tech who visited my base) Do you think that the two new surviving lab techs is quite fishy?

Xaiver (That surviving lab tech who visited my base): Yes, I feel the same way too. :|

Zoe: Well, we shall warn R8 tyke before things get too late. >:|

After completing Test 42, in a secret location in my base…

Zoe:  Do you think that the two new survivors are fishy?

Me: I certainly DO aware. I’m afraid they are Herobrine and 303 and they are trying to get my RX-8 SE to their boss. Just look, I failed more than the previous attempt, assuming equal skill. >:|

Xaiver: Then what can we do?

My SV: Sire, we haven’t received any Wankels for this event. >:|

Me: Well, f*ck their moms, they MUST be hiding them elsewhere. Thankfully, I saved up 6 of them and Jake had secretly tuned the RX-8 SE to MAX 5251. >:)

All of us in the secret meeting: Well, they didn’t see THAT coming. >:D

After some attempts at Test 43…

Me: Gimme another batch of keys. >:|

Entity 303: But sir, you MUSN’T! Your token’s are running-

Me: SHUT. THE F*CK. UP AND TAKE MY TOKENS, DIPSH*T! >:(

Herobrine: Ok. (Gave me another batch of keys)

At Test 44…

Me: Last time, I was humiliated by this f*cking test. Now, I am going to f*ck it like how it f*cked me during the summer in 2018! D:<

My cars: AYE! >:D

After me winning this test with ease…

Xaiver: Thanks, my good friend. The RX-8 SE’s yours. :)

Me: Thank you so much, good sir! :D

Herobrine: (whispers to Entity 303) Damn, he did it again. O_O

My R8 LMS Ultra: (Sneaks behind them and jump-scares them) WHADDUP, BITCH! >:D

Me: (Takes off their disguise) GOTCHA, DIPSH*T! >:D

My R8 LMS Ultra: GIVE THEM A GOOD BEATING! >:D

Herobrine: OOOOHHH SH*T. O_O

(The two villains are beaten up by my cars as the cars shouting profanities excessively)

My RX-8 SE: THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU TURN US TO ZOMBIES, BITCH! D:< (Sends both of them flying)

Herobrine: NOO! WE’RE BLASTING OFF AGAINN!!! X_X (Disappears in the sky)

My RX-8: Wow. That’s a corny ending. -.-

Anyways, enjoy! Side note: I have some very special stuff tomorrow...