User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Lamborghini Aventador SV EDD, part 2

that certainly was shorter than i expected.

as always, another EDD got destroyed! and in only 3 days. now i have the Aventador SuperVeloce, alongside the Estoque, the Mercedes-Benz Biome and the TVR Sagaris, which is a quadraple win for me. now i'm farming for the McLaren 675LT before the update drops on Windows, to make it a pentaple win.

with that win streak done, here's the final episode of season 3 of "car dialogues". season 4 will start once the update drops on Windows. also, this one is dedicated to Feuerrm, as a huge thanks for being an awesome mentor. so, here goes:

after banking 75.000 Enduro Points

Everyone: YEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!:D

TweakRacer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!D:

Shadow Azelfland: mess with my friend again and chances are that there's a 100% chance we'll kick your butt.>:)

the boss of Vivendi: SHADOW AZELFLAND?! YOU TRAITOR! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY US!!>:(

Shadow Azelfland: NO ONE tells ME what to do. I decide my own destiny. and also, suck on this.>:) *gives the boss of Vivendi the middle finger*

the boss of Vivendi: WHY YOU LITTLE............. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DISRESPECT ME!! TweakRacer, deal with Azelfland.>:(

TweakRacer: right away, sir.>:)

Hanna: i swear to god, if this is another mech which has a different name with the other three, i'm gonna kick your butt.>:(

My Lamborghini Estoque: *comes to his senses* whoa. the helmet on my head. it's broken. oh man, YEEEESS!!:D

My Lamborghini Aventador SV:* also comes to his senses* hey, mine broke too. talk about lucky. i mean, didja HEAR what was coming out of my mouth?O_O

Lamborghini Estoque: i know, dude. seriously. who talks like that?! anyway. i think these guys freed us.:)

Lamborghini Aventador SV: you think? you guys trashed those helmets?:)

Me: yep.:)

Lamborghini Aventador SV: wait a minute. AZELFLAND?! long time no see. how have you been, my old pal? how's the Gallardo and Sesto Elemento?:D

Me: they're good. and i'm glad you're one of us now.:)

Lamborghini Egoista: we're glad we could help you guys.:)

Lamborghini Huracan: until we meet again.:) *both driving away*

TheHawtDawg1: another job well done, g-

TweakRacer: NOT SO FAST! i think it's time to get my revenge on Azelfland. BEHOLD! the Hedgehogmaker 3000.>:)

Me: *focusing his psychic powers*

TweakRacer: no last words, huh? well, i'll make this quick. farewell, Azelfland.>:) *charges up the Hedgehogmaker 3000*

Anthony Jose: what's going on? why isn't Azelfland moving?:I

My Mercedes-Benz Biome: if this keeps happening, in about 30 seconds, he'll turn into an actual hedgehog.O_O

TheHawtDawg1: i'll save him!>:(

Alice: ARE YOU NUTS?! that thing will turn you into a hedgehog.O_O

NEKON: it doesn't matter. sacrifices must be made.>:(

TweakRacer: *fires up the Hedgehogmaker 3000*

TheHawtDawg1: *becomes a shield in slow motion* nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!O_O *gets zapped*

Me* stops focusing his psychic power* huh? LUCAS! NO!O_O

Shelby: *checks on Lucas* his heart is still beating, but............. he looks............... different.:I

TweakRacer: and human-sized. wait a minute. he still has his clothes on. what happened? *checks the settings* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! "SONIC OC" OPTION AGAIN?!>:(

Me: suck it, TweakRacer! you got PUNK'D! AGAIN!>:D

TheHawtDawg1: *wakes up* ugh. what............... happened? *checks on himself* hey. i don't look half bad.:)

TheGoldenThunder: i got this.-_- *fires up his un-OCer and zaps TheHawtDawg1 with it*

TheHawtDawg1: *splits into his human self and Sonic OC self*

???: whoa. what happened?:I

Hanna: you were inside our friend's body. but thanks to Thunder's invention, we got you out of here. anyway. the name's Hanna.:)

Lucas the hedgehog: you can call me Lucas the Hedgehog.:)

Feuerrm: well, guys. i say we get back before TweakRacer turns us all into actual hedgehogs.O_O

Me: Feuerrm's right. everyone, let's get out of here.>:I

back at Azelfland's garage

Me: i'm back, everyone. and guess who i got here.:)

ThunderWolf: the Sagaris? well, that's cool.:)

My TVR Sagaris: i heard you need all the help you can get to get "the boat" by your side. i'll do my bst to help you.:)

Me: oh, and ThunderWolf. there's one way to settle our rivalry once and for all.>:)

ThunderWolf: i know what you're talking about. a rap battle. i'm in.>:I

ALERT!! RAP BATTLE INCOMING! with PSY-napal baji instrumental playing on the background

Feuerrm: FIGHT!

Me: A to the Zelf to the L to the And. that's a name i'm sure you've heard of beforehand. filled to the brim with rythm and flow. a sexy man from head to toe. now, i don't want to mention, but just pay attention, cause i'm about to kick your butt to the next dimension. if you think you're gonna win, then you're deranged, because ever since the beginning, NOTHING'S changed. an overweight wolf won't ever stick. you need a man like me who's EXTRA THICC! try to take a swing, but you'll never be the king. you'll get knocked out with a RING RING RING!>:)

ThunderWolf: oh, boy. you're back. am i living a dream? i get to re-destroy this stupid meme. what you gonna do, you stupid dingus? sit at your computer and yell out PINGAS? you're weak and pathetic and never athletic. Shelby the Fox thinks that you're a diabetic, as you sit at your computer all day long, doing crud all except expanding that dong. now go home and cry to all your little fans. while me, ThunderWolf, i got much better plans. you're such a big fool and it may sound cruel, but sorry, Azelfland. i've already won this duel>:)

Me:HAHA! that's funny!! we've only begun! i've brought some help, to show you how it's done!>:D

Hanna:TunderWolf, my friend, it's time to stop! if you keep this up, my ears are gonna pop! you do nothing with your life, except hanging out with Flora. how about you get some excersice or maybe eat a Sunflora? sorry, man, but every diss here is true. looks like, for once, you're player two.>:)

ThunderWolf: *sarcastically* oh, no. it's Hanna. i'm so afraid. i can't stand losers who never got laid. *back to his normal self* you rap like a mom it's really freaking dumb. just go back home and keep sucking on your thump! now, i've got a rapper you don't wanna cross! come on, Flora the Cat! show 'em who's boss!>:(

Flora: hey, Azelfland! you're stinky and fat! and um..... crud. i also hate your hat? ah, i'm sorry! that was really mean. ah, man. it's not easy being green.:(

Me: i'm sorry, Flora, but that rap was invalid. cause i'm not gonna listen to some stupid salad!>:(

Flora: hey!:(

Me:is this your best, ThunderWolf? cause it's sounding weak. you'll end up adding to my winning streak. here comes the next rapper. things are looking dire. give it to him, Chuggaa and spit hot fire!>:)

Chuggaaconroy: WHAT'S UP, SUCKAS? THIS IS MY RAPPING DEBUT! looks like this rap could use some higher IQ. ThunderWolf, there seems to be a lot of tension. don't fret boy! have this new invention. use this mic. it will help you refute! but that's only because it will be on mute.:)

ThunderWolf: SHUT UP, YOU STUPID WANNABE EDISON! go home and take your old people medicine! now, i'll need someone as cool as spaghetti. i need the one, the only, the badass Persephone.>:I

Persephone: it's such a shaaaaaame. you boys are laaaaame. just raise your gaaame, raise your gaaaame, baby. never. give up. yeah!!!:D

TVR Sagaris:  what up, suckas? it's Sagaris time. dropping  hot beats like Busta Rhymes. get ready! here comes the hook! *the music stops* check out my Instagram, Snapchat and Facebook! *awkward silence* what?:I

well, that was a bit anticlimatic. but anyway. that a great way to end this season with a bang! and the Munich update means more content for me and all the Asphalt Youtubers. season 4 will come once the update rolls on Windows. also, this rap battle is a reference and inspiration to SMG4's War of the Fat Italians 2017. if you didn't get the reference, go watch the video first and you'll see what i mean.

until next time.

-Azelfland.