User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: the Hommage recruitment and mastery shenanigans

this story continues right where TF2014 left off............................... well, on my prespective, that is.

getting the Hommage was not easy, let me tell you. but you know what? i'm happy that i got it, because now my hate for it went away and i can finally relax, after those back-to-back events Gameloft has been throwing at us.

this is episode 12 of season 5 of "car dialogues". hopefully, it won't be the last one before the Lunar New Year update of 2018 and for the season. so, here goes:

Asphalt labs, 6:10 PM

Me: okay, so test 47 is going to be the drifting one. Silver Azelfland, i'll let you take care of this.>:I

My BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: wait a minute. i thought you'd do all the tests, once you came back.:I

Sliver Azelfland: trust him. we've gone through a drift gate challenge once. we'll do it again.:)

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: *sighs* fine. if you insist.-_-

after test 47

Flora: what is it you want to show us?:I

ThunderWolf: you'll see. you can open your eyes now:)

Flora and Chica open their eyes

Everyone: SURPRIIIIIIIIIISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FLORA AND CHICA!:D

Flora: *bursts into tears of joy* awwwwwwwwww. you guys just got a surpise party for us? that's so sweet of you.:'3

Shadow: it's the least we could do.:3

Hanna: hey, Azelfland. aren't you gonna party with us?:)

Me: i will. but for now, i got a Hommage to get.>:I

after tests 48 and 49

Me: okay. it's time.>:I

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: the final AI stands no chance against us.>:)

Me: well, here goes nothing>:I *the race begins*

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: so far, so good.:)

Me: yeah. but don't get cocky. we got a long way to go.>:I

on the way to the S curves

Me: okay. the S curves are coming.>:I

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: let's do it!>:I *takes the first turn like a champ, but crashes on the limo*

Me: *turns into goo from the impact with the windshield*

the narrator from SpongeBob: twelve seconds later.

Hanna: whoa. what happened to you?!O_O

Me: i crashed on the limo on the second S curve.X_X

Shelby: here. let me help. *heals Azelfland's wounds with her Heal Pulse* all done.:)

Me: thanks. now, i'm ready for round 2 of the AI race.:)

Flora: no. don't do this yourself.:I

Chica: just leave it to me.:)

Sonic: you're really not doing this, are you?:I

Shadow: i think she is.:I

My Renault Trezor: don't doubt her. i doubted for Hanna at first but it turns out she's super skilled. Chica might prove that too.:)

Chica: now, stand back, boys. i'll show you how it's done.>:)

attempt 2 of the final AI race

Chica: all right, Hommage. time to see what you can really do.>:I

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: okay. just don't get cocky, like Azelfland did.:P *the race begins*

Chica: not a bad start. but the AI is able to keep up with us.>:I

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: that's because it's a powered up version of my ascendant, the 1975 CSL.>:I

Chica: that makes sense.:I

on the S curves

Chica: okay, the S curves are coming.>:I

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: hopefully we won't crash on the same limo, like Azelfland did.:I *takes the corners like a champ*

Chica: you were saying?>:)

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: man, you're good.O_O

near the final turn

Chica: the AI is slowing down. let's get them!>:I

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!!>:I *finishes in first*

Chica: TAKE THAT, YOU STUPID AI!!! YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!!>:D

Shadow: well, i guess i was wrong. i'm sorry for doubting you.:I

Chica: it's okay. i'll love you no matter what. now, kiss me, fool.>:3 *they both make out*

Me: well, i would've never thought that there would be someone as skilled as i am.:)

Sonic: there's one thing that's off, though. the insurance guy.>:I

Shadow Azelfland: well, that's NONE OTHER THAN P1 BOY!>:( *unveils P1 boy's disguise*

Everyone: *gasps*

McLaren P1 boy: ah, s@#t! he figured it out!>:(

NEKON: wait. if McLaren P1 boy was the insurance guy, then......................... where's the real insurance guy?:I

Renault Trezor: found him. he was in the janitor's closet. *unties the insurance guy, by rubbing his wheels on the ropes* there you go.:)

Insurance guy: thank god you guys got here. i was in the closet for the entirety of the Research and Development because of that nutcase.O_O

Loraine: yep. P1 boy wanted to take us down for good. so, he disguised as the insurance guy after locking him in the closet............... well, after trying to kill TF2014, that is.>:I

Shelby: turns out his disguise didn't work, because i sensed his presence and Shadow Azelfland read his mind.>:)

McLaren P1 boy: and i would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!>:(

Wendy: yet you still lost. also, suck on this.>:) *gives P1 boy the middle finger*

McLaren P1 boy: WHY YOU LITTLE................... NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE YOU AS YOUR WIFE!!!>:(

Wendy: *gasps* really?:(

McLaren P1 boy: CAUSE PEOPLE LOOK FOR GIRLS IN SEXY CLOTHES, NOT COUNTRYSIDE TRASH, YOU NOOB!>:(

Wendy: *starts crying*

Alice: YOU MOTHERF@#$ER!!! *rushes to P1 boy* I KNEW I SHOULD'VE LET THE BOSS OF VIVENDI F@#K YOU UP! BUT THIS TIME...............>:(

McLaren P1 boy: i didn't mean it!!O_O

Alice: ................. we don't care if it's an accident or not! do you know what happens to people who insult us EVERY TIME?!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: i'm serious.O_O

Alice: WE KICK THEM IN THE BALLS!>:( *kicks P1 boy right in the nuts and a piece of paper falls off his pocket*

TF2014: what's this?:I

McLaren P1 boy: it's a pitcure of me and my sister.X_X

Diana: LIAR! WE KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A SISTER!>:(

Tf2014: seems to me that it's a list of cars to get. you re not.................. *kicks P1 boy in the nuts* VERY F@#$ING NICE!!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: OOOOOWWWW..............X_X

Knuckles: why bother copying them?:I

McLaren P1 boy: you'll never get those cars, TF2014.X_X

MICROAGRESSION!! HIT HIM!>:D

McLaren P1 boy: oh, god. not this crap again!O_O

Me: *uses the Electric Fly* GIMMEMYMONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! *uses it again* JOHNYSTARTTHECAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!! *and again* BRINGALLTHESAUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!! *and again* INEEDMYMONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! *and again* JOHNY'SINTHECAAAAAAAAAR!!!D:<

Shadow: my turn!>:I *beats the everliving crap out of P1 boy*

Sonic: this is payback for insulting my girl!>:( *sends P1 boy flying*

McLaren P1 boy: TEAM VIVENDI IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!X_X *ting*

Anthony Jose: did i just hear what i just heard?:I

Alice: looks like Vivendi faked that they fired P1 boy. like they're still working together, even after the Twin Mill championship.>:I

Me: that means we're not done with them yet.>:I

Insurance guy: well, after all these events, i'll just.............. go back home and relax for the day. as promised, the Hommage is all yours. you were brave to face danger, my friend.:)

back at Azelfland's garage

My BMW M2: hey, guys, look! Azelfland is back with our sister!:D

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: well, i knew you could do it, buddy.:)

Kri: well, nothing's changed at all. except for the fact that we got more cars now.:)

TheGoldenThunder: i agree.:)

TheHawtDawg1: i think i see something.:I

Me: it's a letter from the boss of Gameloft. *reads the paper* "to team Azelfland: since you got all the BMWs and MAX PROed them i got you some nice rewards: 17 tuning kits for you to use at anytime and 675.000 credits, to help you upgrade your Cadillac 16 Concept. keep up the good work. -the boss of Gameloft." nice!:)

Spudanky: has anyone seen TF2014?:I

Loraine: my sister is helping him get the blueprints for the Alpine, the 959, the AC 378 and the SLK Special Edition. i guess he'll be back.:I

Spudanky: oh, okay. still, i'm proud of you, Azelfland. you got one of the cars you dislike and now you're friends with it.:)

Me: thanks, Spud.:)

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: well, we got a MAX race to take down, while triple boosted. let's go!>:I

in Wendy's room

Sonic: hey.:I

Wendy: what do you want?;_;

Sonic: i wanted to talk to you. don't listen to what P1 boy says. you're a great girl.:3

Wendy: r-really?:'(

Sonic: yeah. you're cute and you're really beuatiful.:3

Wendy: awwwwwwwwww.:'3

Sonic: i would take you anytime. i'll love you, no matter what.:3

Wendy: awwwwwwwww.:'3

Sonic: *pets her hair* shhhhhhhhh. everything's gonna be okay. don't cry. i'm here for you.:3

Wendy: *stops crying* thanks. i really don't know what i would've done without you.:3

Sonic: anytime. will you feel better if i leave you alone or do you want to go for a smoothie?:3

Wendy: SMOOTHIES, OF COURSE!:D

the next day, on mastery challenge 1 of the BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage

Me: Gallo, my man. got another race in ya?:)

Gallo Rivera: what, you kidding, cabron? hm. for you, i always have a race. let's do this!:)

after mastery challenge 15 of the Hommage

Gallo Rivera: damn, lil' Azelf. doesn't look like i can catch you anymore.:)

Me: hm. you're just NOW realizing that? thanks for the race, brother.^_^

Gallo Rivera: anytime, mi mano. anytime.:)

back at Azelfland's garage (again)

Shadow Azelfland: so, how'd it go?:)

Me: during the mastery challenges, i raced against Gallo Rivera. remember him? the leader of the Silver Six club?

Feuerrm: i remember him. he helped us take down the Vivendi forces who were chasing you.:)

Loraine: alongside the other friendly crews, as well.:)

Me: man, we were good friends back then. and nothing has changed since the time we beat the Twin Mill championship. had it not been for him and the other crew leaders, we wouldn't be here right now.:)

Spudanky: true.:)

My Cadillac 16 Concept: well, at least we got time to get the last nitro upgrade.:)

Silver Azelfland: and for once, we went without breaking the fourth wall.:)

Me: that's the best thing to ever happen, you guys. thank you.^_^

My real life self: *breaks the fourth wall* no problem, guys.:)

Everyone: DUDE, COME ON!>:(

and that's the end of episode 12 of season 5 of "car dialogues". TF2014's prespective will continue from here.

until next time.

-Azelfland.