User blog comment:ThUnDeR1337/CAR DIALOGUES S2 EP2/@comment-68.7.151.43-20170920204353

CAR DIALOGUES S2 EP3

At my garage:

Me: Well, I hope Azelfland doesn't hate my un-OCer.

570S: But you lost your superpowers!

Me: I used to have mage training anyway, I still have powers of sound and lightning. I'm just not furry anymore. It is in my name after all, to have lightning and thunder powers.

570S: Well at least tell me next time you become an OC, please!

Me: Next time, sure thing. And I don't even remember being an OC... Strange...

570S: Hm. Well, back to finding 330 P4...

Me, entering the scanning room: KRI! Are you okay?

Kri: The stupid machine blew up!

Me: What? It shouldn't do that, at least normally...

Kri: Well, this time it did.

Me: *sees metal shrapnels* This is rigged. Something hitched it with a bomb. But what?

At Asphalt Academy:

Azelfland: you look awesome as an OC.

OC me: Thanks. This is SO FREAKIN' SICK! I have lightning powers and grey fur!

TheGoldenThunder comes through random portal

TheGoldenThunder: Have you seen my exact twin?

OC me: Uh, me? But as an OC?

TheGoldenThunder: Wait, what is this? I don't unders-

TheGoldenThunder is shot from through the portal

TheGoldenThunder comes through random portal

TheGoldenThunder: Have you seen my exact twin?

Azelfland: hold up, this is a loop!

OC me: What's going on??!?

TheGoldenThunder disappears

OC me: Did I instantly smoke a barrel of weed when I became an OC?

Azelfland: No, that totally actually happened.

Flora comes in

Flora: Hi, Thunder.

Azelfland: there's more than one. it's so confusing.

Flora: More than one?

Azelfland: Yeah.

OC me comes through a random portal

OC me: NOT AGAIN!

OC me: You look exactly like me! What is this?

OC me 1: I really have no clue.

OC me 2: I'll scratch a "2" on my arm so we can tell the difference until I can find out where I came from.

Meanwhile, at my garage

Me: Well, let's check the rest of the machines to make sure they're working. Wait, where the heck did my un-OCer go?

Kri: Do you have an arm fixer?

Me: Uh... no?

Kri: Well, do you have some spare scrap metal and a furnace?

Me: Basment, second door to the right.

Kri: I'm gonna rebuild myself now. This might take at most half an hour. Sorry for the wait.

Me: It's fine, but... HALF AN HOUR? That fast?

Kri: Is that, like, special or something?

Me: Uh... yeah?

Kri: Um... Where I used to live people could do it in around 20 minutes.

Me: O_O

Meanwhile, at Azelfland's garage

Azelfland: Thunder, do you have ANY clue why there would be so many versions of you?

OC me: Time travel?

Azelfland: right. like the ThUnDeR1337 with the unpatched Impala.

Suddenly, I break down the door

Azelfland: hold up. what?

Me: I KNEW IT! You, jerk! You've been rigging my stuff!

Azelfland: me? i would never do that!

Me: Not you, HIM! *Points at OC me*

Azelfland: um... wait. both of you are Thunder, right?

Me: I'm not an OC! He's a faker!

Azelfland: but you got hit by tweakracer's wolfmaker 2000!

Me: I was in my Garage for the entirety of this week trying to locate Ferrari 330 P4!

OC me: Chill man, I've got superpowers. I could destroy you.

Me: I share your superpowers. I had mage training.

Azelfland: chill! Why can't we live together?

Me: Sure, then...

OC me 2 enters

Me: Watch this!*zaps OC me 2*

OC me 2 disappears

Azelfland: what just happened?

Me: He's a doppelganger, a type of ghost that copies people exactly.

Azelfland: oh. so he wasn't real?

Me: Nope. Either way, someone has been messing with my stuff. And just so it's easier to remember, let's call the OC version of me "Thunderwolf."

Thunderwolf: Sure thing. In my opinion, sounds awesome!

Me: I'm going back to the garage. I'm gonna locate 330 P4.

Back at the garage:

Kri: I found him! Thunder, look!

Me: Tokyo, huh? This is gonna be crazy. I'll call the crew.

Kri: You mean Team Azelfland?

Me: Oh, they would be a great help, too! But I haven't told you about these guys before. *presses button* Hey, guys. We got the 330 P4 located.

4 people teleport in

Me: Hey everyone! Crew, meet Kri. Kri, meet the bO7T, a team of 3 cyborgs and one human.

Kri: um... hello!

Ansk: Hi, I'm Ansk. I'm the weapons guy.

Extonz: I'm Extonz, the missile launcher. I normally stay here and operate the heavy stuff.

Kri: I know you! You used to come to my school in 5th grade!

Extonz: Oh yeah! That's awesome! Either way, meet Xeton and his "brother" Ranslik. They do stealth.

Xeton: Hi. My brother's mute, so he's perfect for the job. We injected the comm chip to talk.

Kri: I also injected that! You all from the capital?

Ansk: No, I'm from the countryside. I'm the only one without the comm chip. I hate those needles they use.

Me: Well, let's call Team Azelfland. *presses button*

An entire re-meeting later, at Tokyo

Me: Here we are. Who are those people? There's the 330, though, be careful...

Negative Thunder: We'll crush them!

Negative Azelfland: Don't be so sure.

Me: Xeton, you and your brother sneak around behind them. Jump them and we'll attack.

Xeton: Got it.

Xeton and Ranslik sneak behind the Negative Team Azelfland and strike

Negative Cynthia: Spies! Kill them!

Xeton and Ranslik get blown to bits

Me: No! This is gonna be harder than I thought.

Kri: Let me take care of this. Not all of them are duplicates of us... I see someone I recognize...

Kri rushes up to the giant robot in the middle of the part and knocks it over on the Negative Team

Me: How did you do that?

Kri: I can control winds. Hit the metal robot with your lighting bolts!

Me: All right! *zaps*

Azelfland: minions incoming! PK-THUNDER! only one died... TEAM AZELFLAND, LET'S DO THIS!

Ansk: Take whatever you want out of my weapon truck!

Kri: Thunder! Follow me to the last Negative member! She looks familiar...

???: I see you're powerful. You destroyed my copies of Team Azelfland. But now fight me, cowards.

Kri: Iris! My archrival!

Iris: I was more respectable than you. A general over a lowly assassin.

Kri: Thunder! Let's get her! She's the one who made the master plan!

Iris: Take that! *hits me with a fireball*

Me: Oof! Return fire!*zaps*

Iris: You've missed. This is pathetic.

Kri: Thunder! Get a stronger bolt ready!

Me: Got it!

Kri forces Iris onto a wall with wind

Iris: What power have you gained?

Me: GET OWNED!*zaps lighting bolt out from the sky*

Iris: I'm still not dead yet! Come at me!*hits me with another fireball*

I get knocked out

Azelfland: GET MINIGUNNED, YOU SON OF A B**CH!*minigun fires*

Thunderwolf: GET LIGHTNING ZAPPED A SECOND TIME, PSYCHOPATH!*zaps*

A ballistic missile blows Iris and the wall behind her into oblivion

Azelfland: Extonz!

Kri: That was the best shot ever!... Where's Thunder?

330 P4: Bye, noobs! Have fun finding Thunder! Hah!

SURPRISE! Thought this was the final episode? There's one more.... But I'm gonna twist it a little... I'm going to let Azelfland write this one. Unless he doesn't want to or can't, then I'm gonna finish this season of Car Dialogues.
 * TheGoldenThunder