User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Falcon F7 EDD, part 1

well, i think i'll have to put the history of C class kings blog on hold, because the Falcon F7 EDD has been revived.

turns out that after i completed the Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014 R&D, tested it in multiplayer and did 13 of its mastery challenges, the Falcon F7 EDD was revived. basically, Gameloft revived two events back to back.

so, here is part 1 of episode 6 of season 2 of "car dialogues". here goes:

NEKON: phew! after 12 days of hard work, i think we deserve a break.:)

Me: yeah. i'm exhausted, too.:)

the boss of Gameloft: *appears on the giant screen* i'm afraid you won't be able to take a break.:/

Everyone: huh?

the boss of Gameloft: well, Azelfland. i got some good news and some bad news. the good news is that the Falcon F7 EDD has been revived.:)

Me: nice!:)

the boss of Gameloft: the bad news is...... there are two bad news. one, the ED Design Torq i gave you was nothing more than an illusion TweakRacer created.

Hanna: DAMN! should've seen this coming!>:(

the boss of Gameloft: and two, TweakRacer is once again the host of the EDD.

AJ: well, crap.:/

TheHawtDawg1: well, there's no time to waste, everyone!

Me: Lucas is right! we got a score to settle with TweakRacer. LET'S GO!

at the Falcon Headquarters ( the car manufacturer, not the bird)

ninja guard: sir, we see Azelfland and his friends coming. what are your orders?

TweakRacer: *speaking on the transceiver* let them in.>:)

ninja guard: y-yes, sir.O_O

AJ: wow. that was way too easy.:/

NEKON: actually, they're letting us in, because TweakRacer said so.:/

AJ: that makes sense.:/

inside the Falcon headquarters

TweakRacer: well, well, well. if it isn't Azelfland and his friends. been a long time, huh?>:)

Me: we'll see how you'll feel once i remove that smug from your face!>:(

TweakRacer: HA! i don't think so! you don't even have the credits to stop me! i have an army!>:)

Alice: we have a Lamborghini Sesto Elemento!>:)

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: *revs up his engine*

TweakRacer: go ahead. upgrade and farm as much as you want. i don't care. just so you know, the Falcon F7, the Savage Rivale GTR and the Arrinera Hussarya will take you down like you're nothing. you might remember what i did to them, right?>:)

Savage Rivale GTR: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T 3NDURO CARZ.

Arrinera Hussarya: WE R TEH TWEAKRACER ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL, THEN YOU AM CRY. WE RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS.

Falcon F7: WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER TWEAKSORZ. U=NOOBS. 3NDURO CARZ=L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

Azelfland jumps right before the pitfall opens under his feet

TweakRacer: WHAT?! i thought that would work this time!O_O

Me: did you think i was THAT dumb to fall for the same trick twice in a row?>:)

Arrinera Hussarya: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED.

Savage Rivale GTR: TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ JOO.

Falcon F7: U WILL GET FLATZORED BY R L33T TIREZ.

Me: i got a plan. Alice, you drive the Lamborghini Sesto Elemento and bring as many credits as possible.>:I

Alice: got it.>:I

Me: as for me, i got some business with TweakRacer!>:(

and that's the end of part 1 of episode 6 of season 2 of "car dialogues". let's hope i'll be able to make it.

until next time.

-Azelfland.