User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: A mess in all sides

Well, yep, a mess. Got the P4 and Sagaris, but now working on the Fenyr and the RX8 SE. Lost the GT1 because of one super STUPID thing I did- I thought I had a day left when in reality I only had 6 hours when I used the last tires set.

The 330 P4 part occurs while Azelfland was tackling the One77 EDD- for me, I constructed it.

(Near the navy base)

Me: Oh great. Finally I got the P4. Will be my most powerful Ferrari while I find Enzo BPs....

(When i enter the P4)

Vivendi goons: Hey look. It's TrashF***er. He's here to steal Bowser's ride. Let's waste him.

Me: Oh yeah ese. Will see WHO will be the real loser. >:) (I insert  into the P4's ignition slot)

P4: Oh great. I got something to tell. Take me to your garage.

Me: You got this. >:| (I jammed the accelerator and try to evade the goons)

Vivendi goons: Well, screw this idiot. The boss got one of his friends. And they will take down Azelfc***'s scums too.

(I do a drive-by shooting to get rid of the trailing goons)

Me: YEEHAA!!! LOSERS!!!! >:) TAKE THAT!!! (As I drive the P4 to my garage)

P4: I got a bad news. Vivendi recently got your 3rd friend tracked down-

Me: The one heading to Cerritos?

P4: Yes.

Me: F***ING $#!+!!!!! >:( I gotta find out the whereabouts!!!

(When I return to the garage)

Me: Well,that's a wild ride. I wonder who is that who got kidnapped? Naomi or Sarah? Pretty sure it is not Lily since she was not on the way to Cerritos...

P4: And why are there so many NSFW stuff on the floor?

Me: WTF??? O_O

My Venom GT: Ooloouiuuui Yeah!!! :D Just uploaded what I recorded on the PCG fan club. No idea what is going on with the JDMs and Old School cars...

Me: (steaming mad) VENOM!!!!! >:( DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!! >:(

My Venom GT: Nothing wrong. :P

Me: THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THE PCG DIRTY JOB??!!! >:( GO AND DO 50 LAPS AROUND NURBUGRING!!!!! >:( WITHOUT NITRO AND NO WRECKING!!!!! >:(

My Venom GT: Just 50 laps. Piece of cake :P (moves out)

Me: Hmm.... 2 notes??

1st note from R8 Tyke: Be warned. Your Venom GT is part of the PCG syndicate. O_O

2nd note from Lily: This is bad. Sarah is kidnapped. Now at Hawaii. O_O

Me: MOTHERF***ER!!!!!!! >:( (I take my Vulcan to Phoenix Sky Harbor, where Concorde is preparing to depart)

Me: I need your help!!! One of my friends is kidnapped!!! O_O

Concorde: I can take you there, but I am afraid I cannot reach there in time without supersonic-

Me: I will go there supersonic. And I don't care how many windows you break! >:| (As I board the Concorde and take off from the taxiway)

Sky Harbor Tower ATC: Concorde F-BVFA, you are not cleared to take off.

Concorde: No time for clearance. I have an emergency.

ATC: You have an emergency but you need to follow protocols.

Concorde: Fine. (Lands on a runway before getting proper clearance)

Me: Okay. Hang on Sarah!! (Cruising at 62000 feet with full afterburners on)

(On the ground)

Residents: Which mofo is travelling supersonic on top of us?? >:( We would like to file reports for multiple damages.

(While Azelfland and his crew begun the EDD, I am already approaching Honolulu Airport)

Me: Okay. They should be close.

(After the Concorde landed)

Me: Thanks for the ride. (As I dash to a parked AH-64)

Concorde: Good luck.

(While Azelfland and his crew are done and battling Anais, I am getting close to the EDD site)

Me:Okay. I see those Vivendi f***ers. >:( Payback time. (As I activate he weapons)

Streetfighter Anouncer: K.O.!!!

Me: Okay. They rescued Sarah. But I am not letting these bastards go!!! >:(

Vincent: GUYS!!! RETREAT!!! O_O

Hanna: They're getting away!! >:|

Loraine:Let them go. We got what we came for!! >:|

Me: But I ain't letting these motherf***ers go!!! >:(

(The goons trying to escape to their ship while I begun firing, killing so many goons)

Me: F*** YOU ALL!!!! >:( WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE??!!!!!! >:(

(I launch a missile from my AH-64, destroying the ship)

Vincent: The hell?

Me: Oh! The @$$#0|€ who took my friend away!!! Time to die!!!!

(The goons run around like renegades while I spam my weapons all over the place)

Me: Oh. You betraying panda. Back from the dead, eh? (I try to slash his head off but he dodged, and only lost a finger)

TweakRacer: ARGH!!!! >:(

Vincent: Shoot that chopper down!!!! >:(

Me: Not so fast!! (I shoot Vincent's gun off his hand and shoot his leg, impairing him) I WILL NOT STOP TILL YOU ALL DIE!!!! >:(

(I accidentially fire a rocket that sent the goons flying back to their base)

Vincent and the goons: TEAM VIVENDI IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!! X_X

Me: You better learn when to f*** off, BUMMERS!!! >:( Time to check on Sarah. (I intend to text Azellfand and inform to him the extent of the carnage I dealt to Vivendi but I accidentially sent to Loraine) Argh $#!+!! >:| Wrong number- (an alarm indicating my helicopter is low on fuel beeps) AW CRAP!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THE FUEL!!!! >:( (dialing SilverAzelfland)

(The line is connected as soon as the engines flame out)

Me: Urgent situation. I ran out of fuel at a height of 7000 feet and I dont think I can land this thing without any power.

SilverAzelfland: A wormhole is spawned under your helicopter. Get straight in.

Me: Aye. Thanks for your help. (By the time I enter the wormhile I notice it leads to the wall of Azelfland's garage gym) What. The. F***********.... O_O

SilverAzelfland: Damn!! Spawned the wormhole at the wrong place! >:| And I cannot retract it when objects are inside!!!!

Me: $#!+! $#!+!! $#!+!!!! $#!+!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO...... (The helicopter punched a hole in the gym wall, otherwise doing no damage to the equipment inside, but I got ejected from the cockpit) ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH......

(Meanwhile)

Persephone: Okay. Time to do some workouts.

Candice: Sure it is time.

(The minute they enter the gym, I got ejected from the helicopter and got thrown towards Candice due to the inertia)

Candice: OOWWWWW!!!! X_X

Me: F****!!!!! X_X OOUuuuuucchhhhh.......

AH-64: That hurt.... X_X

Persephone: Dahell???? I thought TF2014 was trying to massacre Vivendi goons?? O_O

SilverAzelfland: My bad. When he called for a wormhole due to low fuel I spawned the exit at the wrong place -_-

Me: Good thing I did not get... smashed... onto the.. wall.... (passed out)

(A few hours later)

Me: Urgh.... where am I?

Azelfland: In my bedroom.

Loraine: Well I thought we taught them a lesson?

Me: I wanna wipe them out. I had ENOUGH of them. >:|

Azelfland: One day we will.

Me: Oh. What happened?

Hanna: Well SilverAzlelfland f***ed up. Spawned the wormhole RIGHT AT the gym....

SilverAzlelfland: HEY!!! >:( IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! >:(

Me: Whatever. Imma join the repairing team. Though HE spawned the wormhole, it was MY helicopter. Technically I am partially responsible. Before you say a thing, imma get to work.

(The gym wall is repaired 1 hour later)

Me: All set. Is Sarah okay?

Azelfland: Your friends are waiting in our garage till we come home. Anywah, I appointed 5 of my crew members to survey Sarah's house. Maybe we can improve some features to prevent her from getting spotted.

Me: Thanks. (As I recruit a Boeing 787 to pick us up from Azelfland's garage; due to the presence of an airstrip)

(After entering the room)

Me: Sarah, you okay? (As I embrace her) Sorry I was too late.

Sarah: That's fine. Least you tried to come. Did you let them go?

Me: Nope. I assassinated half their goons and injured the rest. Serves them right. >:| Anyway I think I better figure out ways to stop them from catching you....

Loraine: While you were finding the Camaro, she was in Cerritos. But got captured as soon as she left Brad's house-

Me: Imma do the same thing to Vincent's wife. Wait till she shows up... and... POW!!! >:) Only thing is I need the TVR Sagaris, which I will recruit later. Gotta fortify Sarah's house first.

McLaren P1 Boy: You know what, we better fortify her house.

Me: Okay. My 787 is here.

(11 of us boarded the plane when TweakRacer enters it)

TweakRacer: Say hello to you know who!! >:)

Spudanky: Dahell did he got here???!!!! O_O

TweakRacer: Cuz Vincnet sent me to kidnap Hanna. Well, I know where you guys are now. We will flush you out. >:)

Me: Ain't gonna happen, you zombie. >:(

TweakRacer: Oh ha. I will capture the 11 of you....

Me (in my thought): Oh yes! I am on board a United Airlines 787, right? Time to teach him manners. >:)

Me: (pauses the action) BE WARNED!!! THIS PORTION is based on the infamous United Express 3411 incident in April 2017 and hence will have gore to some degree!!! VIEWER DESCRETION ADVISED!!!! O_O (action continue)

Me: YOU WANNA TAKE MY FRIENDS AWAY???!!! NOT SO FAST!!!! >:(

TweakRacer: You know no $#!+ in boxing! Will see who is laughing!! >:)

Me: Oh yeah?? >:) Omae wa, mou shinderu. >:)

TweakRacer: NANI?????? O_O

(I beat the everliving crap out of TweakRacer)

TweakRacer: Augh..... X_X

Naomi: YOU NEVER LEARN, DO YOU??!!!! >:( (Stomps on TweakRacer's nuts)

TweakRacer: Augh my English tea bags.... X_X

Me: The 10 of you, watch that f***. >:| (As I engage the parking brake of the Boeing 787 and start its engines) And those of you outside the plane, keep away. >:|

All on ground: Got it. >:|

Me: Okay. Get the f*** outta here, you double agent!!! >:( (As I drag TweakRacer down the aisle of the 787 and throw him out the door)

Azelfland: What's next? :/

Me: You will see. >:) (I dash to the cockpit and push the throttles to full power, making the strong jet blast make TweakRacer fly back to his base)

Streetfighter announcer: K.O.!!!!!

Me: Serves you right, @$$#0|€. >:| (just before I take off)

(To be continued since I need to plan what to write for the Sagaris recruitment)