User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Halloween Special

it's Halloween, everyone!.............. even though here in Greece, it's just another average day.

as fo the Munich update, i got it, and luckily, i didn't suffer from the car reset bug. and of course, this Halloween special consists of my efforts getting the W Motors Lykan Hypersport, one of the best cars in the game. of course it took long enough, but it was worth it, even though i already have better cars. once a collector, always a collector.

so, this is episode 3 of season 4 of "car dialogues", Halloween Edition. here goes:

it's Halloween in AsphaltLand and team Azelfland are celebrating this awesome holiday. our spooky story begins, as usual, at Azelfland's garage.

Me: is everyone ready for Halloween?:)

TheHawtDawg1: yep. and i'm wearing my Hot Dog costume, so i'm ready for some trick-Or-Treating.:)

Me: what about you, Hanna?:)

Hanna: well, i'll stay here to give candy to kids. and my friends are also ready. Flora is cosplaying Jade from Mortal Kombat, Chica is cosplaying as a sexy ladybug, Wendy and Alice are cosplaying as Tanya and Kitana from Mortal Kombat respectively, Shelby cosplays as a nurse, Diana, Wanda and Persephone are cosplaying as Mileena, Skarlet and Sonya Blade from Mortal Kombat respectively and Cynthia cosplays as a witch, but without the hat. as for me, i'm cosplaying as a sexy bee, which is the costume you gave me.:3

Shadow Azelfland: *sees Shelby in her nurse outfit* DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG! someone call a nurse, because my body temperature rose to a dangerous level!!:D

Shelby: does that mean i'm hot?:3

Shadow Azelfland: yes, you are, my foxy girl.:3

Shelby: *giggles* thank you.:3

Me: well, lots of things are going to happen. and why do i get the feeling tha TweakRacer somehow will try to ruin Halloween?:I

TweakRacer: *appears on the giant screen* because i have a new plan that will haunt you!:D

Me: SON OF A GUN!! AGAIN?!>:(

TweakRacer: wait a minute. why aren't you on your usual clothes?:I

Alice: because it's halloween, dummy.-_-

TweakRacer: *laughs hysterically*

Feuerrm: what's so funny?>:(

TweakRacer: are you guys seriously gonna come at me with your halloween outfits?XD

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: just stop laughing and tell us where you are.-_-

TweakRacer: *stops laughing* okay. if you want that W Motors Lykan Hypersport, come to me in the colliseum of Rome.>:)

Hanna: okay, girls. you go with Azelfland. Feuerrm, you come with them, too.>:I

Feuerrm: got it.>:I

Me: all right. let's go!>:I

Hanna: take care. *the doorbell rings* who might it be?:I *opens the door*

kids: trick or treat!:3

Hanna: awww, those are some cute costumes. let's see.... a kid pirate, a gir dressed as the tooth fairy and a kid cosplaying as Frankenstein. you're all so cute. here, one piece of candy for all three of you.:3

kid dressed as Frankenstien: thank you, lady batfox dressed like a bee.:3

Hanna: you're welcome, kids. happy halloween.:3

at the colliseum of Rome

Feuerrm: we got you now, sucker!>:)

TweakRacer: ugh! I KNEW i should've given a riddle instead!>:(

Wendy: turns out you're not good at riddles.:P

My W Motors Lykan Hypersport: ha! looks like you got it handed to you!:D

TweakRacer: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU WANNABE RICH GUY'S SUPERCAR OF ABU DHABI THAT LITERALLY GOT DESTROYED BY A HUGE FALL IN FAST AND FURIOUS 7!>:(

W Motors Lykan Hypersport: .................................... ._.

Me: if it's another thing that turns humans into animals, i'll fire blast you to the next dimension!>:(

TweakRacer: it is. only it's Halloween-themed. BEHOLD! the Batmaker 4000!>:D

Wanda: are you seriously going to turn everyone into bats?!>:(

Persephone: he is going to, sis.:I

Flora: but from what i can tell, you'll try it on Azelfland, just because you hate him!>:I

TweakRacer: yep. and before i do, i have a question. how come you girls are cosplaying Mortal Kombat characters, a ladybug and a witch in Orange?:I

Alice: because those are the costumes we chose. geez, does that answer your question?>:(

TweakRacer: fair enough. now, farewell, Azelfland.>:D *evil laughter*

Feuerrm: i'm going in!>:I

TweakRacer: *fires up the Batmaker 4000*

Feuerrm: *becomes a meat shield in slow motion* nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! *gets zapped by theBatmaker 4000*

TweakRacer: what the-? wait. he's human-sized and STILL has his clothes. *checks the settings* HOW AM I SO DUMB TO PUT A "SONIC OC" OPTION ON THESE MACHINES?!>:(

Me: that's because i mind controlled you, while you were making these machines!>:)

Diana: *checks on Feuerrm* he's alive.:I

TweakRacer: YOU DAMNED IDIOT!! PSYCHIC POWERS ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK AT A NEAR RANGE! HOW DO YOU MIND CONTROL ME FROM A DISTANCE?!>:(

Feuerrm: *wakes up* ugh! what............. happened? *checks on himself* hey! i don't look half bad. and my fur is purple! awesome!:D

ThunderWolf: here, take it. Thunder told me to return it after we use it.-_- *gives Azelfland the un-OCer*

Me: thanks.:) *zaps Feuerrm with the un-OCer*

Feuerrm: *turns back to his normal self* awww. i knew it wouldn't last long.:(

???: don't be so sure. i'm you, but as a Sonic OC.:)

Feuerrm: whoa!:O

Danny the Bat: you can call me Danny the Bat.:)

Diana: *falls in love with Danny and sighs lovingly*

W Motors Lykan Hypersport: um, guys. if you're done, someone throw 550.000 credits on the cage.:I

Me: i got it.:I *throws 550.000 credits on the cage and Flora breaks it*

Feuerrm: let's get out of here, before he turns us into actual bats.O_O

Danny the Bat: okay. but first.>:I *slashes the Batmaker 4000*

TweakRacer: um, we could talk this out. ._.'

Danny the Bat: *uses his Energy Ball to blast TweakRacer into oblivion*

TweakRacer: TEAM VIVENDI IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIN!!! X_X *ting*

Feuerrm: or we could do that. NOW let's get out of here.:)

back at Azelfland's garage

W Motors Lykan Hypersport: phew. another job well done, guys.:)

Feuerrm: who's ready to celebrate Halloween?:D

Everyone: WE ARE!!!:D

Hanna: well, Azelfland. you did well out there.:3

Me: thanks. and what about the candy?:)

Hanna: gone! every kid wanted one. anyway. kiss me, fool.>:3 *they both make out*

and that's the end of episode 3 of season 4 of "car dialogues, Halloween edition. hopefully this will raise your spirit (no pun intended) for the upcoming things for the future.

happy halloween!

-Azelfland.