User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Apollo IE recruitment

yep. the title says it all. despite the token-spending i had to do, the IE is finally mine. and knowing Gameloft, they'll release other S class that are going to be like the Huayra BC -farmers- or multiplayer cars on mid-low S class, like the Dendrobium or IE competitors, which are cars, like the Vulcan, that can compete with the IE. also, i'm going to include IvanRuzhanovskiy99 in the series. and i dropped a Crash Bandicoot reference and a 2005 Need For Speed Most Wanted reference everyone might recognize.

this is episode 11 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

lab 4, Madrid, Spain

IvanRuzhanovskiy99: hey, you're Azelfland, right?:)

Me: the one and only. and you are?^_^

IvanRuzhanovskiy99: i'm IvanRuzhanovskiy99, but friends call me Ivan.^_^

Me: nice to meet you. first of all, congrats on getting the IE.^_^

IvanRuzhanovskiy99: thanks.^_^

Me: and second, let me introduce you to my team.:)

TheHawtDawg1: i'm Lucas Aponte, but you might know me better as TheHawtDawg1.:)

Anthony Jose: i'm Anthony Jose, but you can also call me AJ.:)

NEKON: i'm NEKON.:)

Hanna: i'm Hanna. you might know me better as HannaLeinH, but people now call me Hanna the Batfox. also, i'm Azelfland's girlfriend.^_^

IvanRuzhanovskiy99: cool.^_^

Loraine: i'm Loraine the Batfox and i'm Hanna's older sister.:)

Flora: um..... i-i'm Flora the Cat. um..... nice to meet you...':3

Chica: i'm Chica the Cat, Flora's younger sister and less.... shy.^_^

Wendy: howdy there. i'm Wendy the Hedgehog.^_^

Alice: i'm Alice the Hedgehog, Wendy's younger sister.^_^

Diana: i'm Diana the Fox, but you can call me Dia.:)

Shelby: i'm Shelby the Fox, Diana's younger sister. oh em gee, it's, like, nice to meet you.^_^

Wanda: the name's Wanda the Bat.^_^

Persephone: i'm Persephone the Bat, Wanda's older sister, but you can call me Perse.^_^

IvanRuzhanovskiy99: well, it's nice to meet y-

Cynthia: hi! i'm Cynthia the Rabbit! want a cupcake?:3

IvanRuzhanovskiy99: um, sure. *eats one of the cupcakes* wow! this is like an one-way ticket to food heaven!:D

Cynthia: yay! we're friends now.:3

Emily: please excuse my young sister. i'm Emily the Rabbit. nice to meet you.^_^

IvanRuzhanovskiy99: well, nice to meet you all.^_^

after the introduction and test 50 (skipped)

Me: honestly, what are we doing here, racing or ping pong?>:(

Hanna: even worse, test 51 is next.O_O

meanwhile, in Havana, Cuba, at test 59 of the R&D

Mike458: sir, Azelfland and his friends have reached test 59 AND we messed with his token stash while doing so.>:)

Vincent: excellent. Metal, you know what to do.>:)

Metal Azelfland: yes, master.>:) *controls the Azelfbots, except for Azelfbot number 587*

meanwhile, back at lab 4

IvanRuzhanovskiy99: hmmmm........... i feel like this is a deja vu.:I

Sonic: why?:I

IvanRuzhanovskiy99: because the robots were controlled by someone and after i won against the AI, things calmed down and i escaped to warn you guys. in other words.............. THE ROBOTS ARE ATTACKING US!!!!O_O

all the Azelfbots (chanting): ALL HAIL EGGMAN! ALL HAIL EGGMAN!

Vending Machine (chanting): DELETE ALL HUMAN RACERS! DELETE ALL HUMAN RACERS!

Diana: what's happening?!O_O

Hanna: the Azelfbots and the vending machine are somehow controlled by someone!O_O

Norman Choi: IT'S THE END OF HUMANITY!! RUUUUUUUUUN!!!O_O *hides under a table*

Sonic: that egghead! I KNEW something was going on! Eggman created those robots to kill us!>:(

Me: you guys handle the Azelfbots. i'll deal with the tests.>:I

at test 60 (attempt 2)

Hanna: it's no use, Azelfland. we need to get out of here while we still can!O_O

Me: no. we didn't come this far to give up. i got us into this mess and I'M going to get us out of it.>:I

in the race

My Apollo IE: let's hope you'll do less mistakes than last time.:I

Me: as long as we stay ahead, we're fine.:)

the race against the AI is intense. on the final dash.

Me: come on. DON'T YOU DARE DISAPPOINT ME NOW!>:( *drifts through the turn but messes up in the end*

Apollo IE: we can still catch up! come on! COME OOOOOOOOOOON!O_O

the race ends in a tie, when all of a sudden

the announcer from Street Fighter II: you win!

Me YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! i did it, i did it! WITH THE SKILLS!! AND THE TRIUMPH!!! AND THE TOKEN-SPENDING!! I DON'T CARE IF I SPENT ANY TOKENS!!! MMMMMMMMM!! SO WORTH IT!!! TAKE THAT, VIVENDI!! YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!>:D *does the Crash bandicoot victory dance*

Azelfbot #742: ERROR! ERROR! LOSING DOES NOT COMPUTE! ERROR!

Apollo IE: that's not good!O_O

Me: IT'S GONNA BLOW UP!! EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!O_O

the Azelfbot blows up, alongside the other Azelfbots, except for Azelfbot #587 and the vending machine turns back to normal

Sonic: that was close.O_O

Hanna: you did it! you saved us all from the robots!:D

Me: i had to do what i did best.^_^

Hanna: i know. now, kiss me, fool!>:3 *they both make out*

Norman Choi: quite honestly, you saved my butt not once, not twice, but three times. how can i ever repay you? unless.................. you know. you kept our deal till the end. the Intensa Emozione is all yours. take good care of her, my friends.^_^

Me: thanks, mister Choi. we'll never forget you. oh, and do you want to take a commemorative photo?:)

Norman Choi: sure thing. it's the least i could do.^_^ *everyone takes a picture together*

Azelfbot #587: i don't know if they'll accept me the way i am.:(

Knuckles: well, your comrades tried to kill you. so t- *gets an elbow to the belly* oh no!X_X (Knuckles got owned counter: 5)

Cynthia: DONT. EVEN. TRY!>:(

Me: you know, not all humans are bad. there are humans with good intentions and humans with bad intentions. the humans with good intentions and a heart of gold are and will always be the ones who will support you, no matter what. just remember that no matter who we are, we're all equal.:)

Azelfot #587: thanks. i'll remember that once i get back to Tokyo.:3

Hanna: well, all said and done, everything's okay now.^_^

McLaren P1 boy: though................... *sees Vincent trying to sneak away* GOTCHA, BITCH!>:D

VIncent: ah, s@#t! he figured it out!>:(

Feuerrm: we knew you were behind this all along! your new ally, Dr. Eggman created the Azelfbots to kill us.>:)

Me: however, one of the Azelfbots, Azelfbot number 587 was the only robot that couln't be controlled. which was the flaw of your flawless plan.>:)

Shadow: after that, once we got to test 59, your new creation, Metal Azelfland siezed control of the Azelfbots to kill us. but another flaw came to your plan.>:)

TheHedgehogOne: it was that once Azelfbot number 742 had a selfdestrucion system. once we beat it, it selfdestructed, alongside all the other Azelfbots you controlled.>:)

Vincent: and we would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your annoying, girly, blue hedgehog girl!>:(

Hanna: everyone, take the Huayra BC and the 675LT to safety. Azelfland and i will deal with this.>:I

Loraine: on it.>:I *everyone teleports*

Metal Azelfland: so THIS is the guy that causes you all the trouble? he doesn't look like much.>:I

Vincent: don't underestimate him, though. he's no pushover.>:I

Hanna: do you think a robot copy of my boyfriend will beat us?!>:(

Vincent: I'LL be the judge of that. Metal, take down Hanna>:)

Metal Azelfland: understood. engaging extermination mode.>:I *takes down Hanna and leaves her to ground injured*

Me: STOP!! DON'T KILL HER!! SHE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!:'(

Vincent: it's too late for begging, Azelfland. she's going down.>:)

Hanna: help......................... me.........................:'(

Vincent: i think it's time to finish her off. but first, i'll finsh you off before your girlfriend. you............ you took everything from me, Azelfland. so, now................... i'll take everything.................. from you.>:)

Me: no........................................................ no.................................................................. *gets determined* NO!!! I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!>:( *mega evolves into Mega Azelf and roars*

Vincent: WHAT THE HELL?! since when can he do that?! *breaks the fourth wall* did i miss an episode or something?!O_O

Hanna: actually, he could...................... he could do that since the 918 EDD.................... ooof................... and it's extremely well-timed.X_X

Vincent: ugh. Metal, shoot him down.>:(

Metal Azelfland: *shoots his rockets at Azelfland, but they melt to nothing upon contact*

Vincent: not even a scratch....................O_O

Me (in my mega form): learn your type match-ups, noob! fire resists steel!>:(

Metal Azelfland: he's right, master. BUT he's weak to dark. so, i can hit him with a- *gets punched to the face* ooof!X_X *gets knocked down*

Vincent: what the-? how dare- *gets headbutted* ooof! *also gets knocked down* how........ is this.... possi- *gets thrown* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA!!! *hits the wall* oooof!X_X

Me (in my mega form): *stomps Metal Azelfland, teleports in front of Vincent and grabs him by the coat* YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG POKEMON MASTER!!>:( *punches him to where Metal Azelfland was, then charges his Hyper Beam*

Vincent: w-wait, wait. Azelfland. please. w-we could talk this out. i-i'll never attack you guys again. i-i'll pay you your tokens back. i'll make AsphaltLand like the old days.O_O

Me (in my mega form): SAVE YOUR LIES FOR YOUR GRAVE! NOW PREPARE TO DIE!!!>:( *fires his Hyper Beam on Vincent and Metal Azelfland, leaving them unconscious, then turns back to normal*

Hanna: ugh.............X_X

Me: HANNA?! ARE YOU OKAY?!O_O *heals Hanna with his Fiery Healing*

Hanna: i'm okay now. your healing made me feel better. BUT HOLY CRAP, AZELFLAND!! DID YOU JUST FIRE A HYPER BEAM SO STRONG THAT IT TURNED VINCENT INTO ASHES?!O_O

Me: what? no. the Hyper Beam simply left them unconscious.:I

Vincent (fallen uncsonscious): ow.......................................................X_X

Hanna: oh, okay. *breaks the fourth wall* i was worried about our PG rating back there.:I

Me: yeah. anyway, you need to check this out. i can mega evolve anytime. *tries to mega evolve, but nothing happens* hm? *tries again, but nothing happens* WHAT THE HECK?!O_O

Hanna: hmmmmmmmmmm......... seems like your mega evolution can only be triggered on intense levels of stress OR when you really need it.:I

Me: SERIOUSLY?!>:(

Hanna: don't sweat it. besides, being a damsel in distress for a few minutes and this are good writing.:)

Me: you might be right. now, take the SIN R1 to safety. i'll deal with the Vivendi forces.>:I

Hanna: on it.>:I

Mike458: BOSS! ARE YOU OKAY?!O_O

Vincent: *regains his consciousness* i'm okay. besides, that Hyper Beam didn't kill me at all.>:I

Metal Azelfland: seems like they got away.>:I

Mike458: what about Azelfland?:I

Vincent: i want every single unit after Azelfland.>:I

Mike458: everyone?>:I

Vincent: EVERYOOOOOOONE!!!>:(

later, on the way to Barcelona

Apollo IE: the Vivendi Forces are up our asses right now!O_O

Me: no worries. we'll hide in my garage in Barcelona.>:)

Vincent (in a recorded message): hey, hotshot. hey, thanks for helping us out. we've been able to, once again, ruin your dream of getting the Vulcan with your token-spending. now, i'd take that into consideration if you gave yourself up. so, what's it going to be?>:)

Me: we all know the answer to this, Bollore! i'm not going down without a fight!>:I

in Barcelona

Me: HUH?! where is the garage?! i could've sworn it was there. *Azelfland's phone rings* hello?O_O

TF2014: listen. don't hang up. my planes and helicopters moved your garage to Rome, since Bollore pinpointed your previous location. head over to the harbor. your IE is fast enough to make the jump to my helicoper. it's the only way.>:I *hangs up*

Apollo IE: was that TF2014? what did he say?:I

Me: we need to get to the harbor. there's no other way we can escape.>:I

near the harbor

Vincent: we got you now.>:)

Apollo IE: NOT TODAY!!!! FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!D:< *makes the jump*

Me (in slow motion): YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!!!!!!>:D *lands in TF2014's chopper*

the Vivendi forces take a literal dive to the water

Me: suck on that!>:D *gives Vivendi the middle finger on both hands*

Vincent: *brakes in time and slams his hand angrily on the steering wheel of his Arash AF10*

a few minutes later, 10 kilometers away from Rome

Me: thanks for the help back there, buddy.^_^

TF2014: anytime.:)

Me: so, who's your new friend?:)

TF2014: oh, yeah. i forgot.:I

Lily: Azelfland, this is Sarah. Sarah, this is Azelfland.^_^

Sarah: nice to meet you. and wow, TF2014 was right about you.^_^

Me: yeah. anyway, if you want, you should take up boxing. it's a great workout. Lily and Naomi took up boxing to keep themselves fit.^_^

Sarah: i'll think about it.:I

Me: and Tf2014, thanks again for your help.:)

TF2014: you're welcome. i'll see you later.^_^

Me: come visit us anytime with your IE every once in a while.^_^

TF2014: i will. now i must get back to Liberty City. catch you later.:) *flies away*

Apollo IE: so, now what?:I

Me: let's get to your new home. for real this time.^_^

Rome, Italy

Me: here it is. your new home. let's go in.:)

My Apollo N: hey, guys! Azelfland came!:D

All my cars: AWESOME!!!:D

Apollo IE: BRO?! AVENTADOR SV?! MP4-31?! 918?! YOU'RE HERE TOO?!:D

My McLaren MP4-31: yep.^_^

My Porsche 918 Spyder with Weissach Package: why, hello beautiful. you look really good.:3

Apollo IE: *giggles* why, thank you.:3

Apollo N: thanks to you and your friends, i was able to reunite with my sister.:)

Me: yeah. but at what cost.......................?:(

Apollo IE: don't feel too bad. if this cheers you up, my mastery gives 400 tokens on challenge 10.:)

Me: awesome! now, where's Hanna?:I

Nick: she's upstairs. oh, and i'm going now, because Rouge and i are going on our date.:)

Me: thanks. oh, and have a good time.:)

in Hanna's room

Hanna: ...............................it's not fun without Azelfland.:(

Jake: don't be that way. he did what he had to do.:I

Me: why are you sad, my cute little biscuit?:3

Hanna: *gasps* AZELFLAND!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!:D *hugs Azelfland*

Me: i'm sorry for not being here for you. i hope i can make it up to you.:(

Hanna: it's okay.:3

Me: i just hope you can forgive me. here. also, you're very beautiful.:3 *gives Hanna a red rose*

Hanna: *gasps* for me? awwwwwwwww, that's so sweet of you. thank you.:3

Jake: and you showed up just in time, because we're going on a double date.^_^

back in Havana, Cuba

Mike458: he got away again,huh?:I

Vincent: yep. but you know what? i'm glad we could mess with his dream of getting the Vulcan.^_^

Dr. Eggman: there's a problem, though.:I

Vincent: what is it?:P

Mike458: remember when you said you were happy that you messed with his token stash? well.................. the Vulcan got dethroned by the Apollo IE and he got it, because he gave up on the Vulcan. sooooooo.............. that means we helped him by messing with his token stash.:I

Vincent: WHAT?! OH, THIS IS BAD!! THIS IS VERY, VERY BAD!!! IF HE GETS THE KAWASAKI NINJA H2R AS WELL, WE'RE DOOMED!!!O_O

Dr. Eggman: not all is lost, though.>:I

Vincent: huh?:I

Mike458: Azelfalnd still hasn't gotten all the cars that cost credits. we might still have a chance.>:I

Vincent: then there's still a chance we might win!>:)

Mike458: i made sure the Ninja H2R's nitro duration is as bad as the Dart's nitro duration. even with that top speed, they won't stand a chance in the championship.>:)

Anais: sounds good to me. we'll watch them suffer.>:)

meanwhile, back in Rome

Amy: so, how did you two meet?:)

Hanna: well, you see, on the beginning of lab 3 of the Porsche 911 GT3 RS, back when i was a human girl, i met Azelfland and after he showed me how skilled he was, i fell in love with him. after the R&D and the mastery, we were able to confess our feelings to each other. and then we made out for 10 minutes straight.:3

Jake: wow. cool.^_^

Me: what about you?:)

Jake: well, let's just say i saved Amy from falling to her doom. remeber the Sbarro Alcador? well, there was a lava floor under the cage where Amy was captured and the cage opened underneath her feet, but i was fast enough to save her. after the funfair in Azure Coast, we became a happy couple ever since.^_^

Me: now that's awesome!^_^

Hanna: and you two are really cute together. i hope you will get married and have kids in the future.:3

Amy: why, thank you.:3

Jake: still, i feel like i should take her with me if R8 tyke needs help.^_^

after the double date

Hanna: well, that was fun.^_^

Me: well, see you tommorow.^_^

Amy: later.^_^

later, in Amy's room

Jake: so, how was it?^_^

Amy: that was really cool.:3

Jake: well, from now on, you can come with me to help R8 tyke.^_^

Amy: awwwwww, how sweet. i love you, Jake.:3

Jake: i love you too, Amy.:3 *they both make out*

Amy: well, tommorow is another normal day. good night, my sweet prince.:3

Jake: good night, my sweet princess.:3

and that ends episode 11 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". looking forward to the Ninja H2R right now.

until next time.

-Azelfland.