User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Lotus Elise Srpint 220, Icona Vulcano Titanium and Cadillac Cien Concept builds and getting the McLaren P1 back

this was purely from luck. now, i got the Elise AND starred it up two days later. i also got the Icona Vulcano Titanium and then got my P1 back during the week. and there's also the Cadillac Cien, which i've got today with a bit of luck, plus, i haven't seen this car since Gran Turismo 4.

this is episode 10 of season 9 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Alice: wake up, Azelfland.:I

Me: *wakes up* hm?:I

Alice: i'll explain. for the time being, make sure no one wakes up.>:I

at the ground floor

Me: why did you wake me up at........................ 1:25 AM?:I

Alice (breaking the fourth wall): well, your real life self has some explaining to do.>:I

Me: he'll explain tommorow. now tell me why you dragged me in the middle of the night while i was cuddling with Hanna.>:I

Alice: there are blueprints for the Elise available on the store.-_-

Me: well, why didn't you say so? let's get them. we got 8 blueprints and need 2 more of those to get her anyway.:P

the narrator from Spongebob: a few moments later.

Me: why is she asleep?:I

Alice: it's the middle of the night. what did you expect?:I

the next day (9:00 AM)

Hanna: Azelfland? Azelfland. wake up.:I

Me: *wakes up* JESUS!!O_O *accidentally zaps Hanna*

Hanna: why'd you do that for?X_X

Me: oh my god, i'm so sorry! i didn't mean to!O_O

Hanna: it's fine. but why were you sleeping till 9:00 AM?:I

Me: i'll explain later.:I

at the ground floor

Wendy: i don't remember an Elise makin' her way to our garage.:I

Alice: we can explain.:I

Me: we woke up in the middle of the night to get credits for 2 of her blueprints.':I

Everyone: YOU WHAT?!O_O

Alice (breaking the fourth wall): we couldn't do otherwise. for some reason Azelfland's real life self wasn't there for 11 hours straight.:I

My real life self (breaking the fourth wall): that's because i was at my oldest cousin's wedding and my parents wanted me there. man, it was a huge waste of my time! which is why you guys had to get the Elise Sprint 220 late at night. so, don't blame me.>:(

Hanna (also breaking the fourthwall): wait, why would you consider it a waste of time, when it's a family matter?:I

My real life self (breaking the fourth wall): because my parents forced me to AND it was one of those inevitable situations! that's why.>:(

Me: anyway, fourth wall breaking aside, say hello to our newest member, the Lotus Elise Sprint 220.^_^

My mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: really? a McLaren MP4/8 rip-off?:I

My Lotus Elise Sprint 220: i may be like the MP4/8, but you can bet your shaggy rear bumber i can beat you once i get starred up!>:P

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: dream on, lady.:P

Lotus Elise Sprint 220: whatever.-_-

two days later

Lotus Elise Sprint 220: nice. now that i got starred up, i'll be stronger than ever.^_^

My Lotus Evora Sport 410: AND this will make things easier on the Lotus only tournament.^_^

after getting the last blueprints needed for the Vulcano Titanium (and building her)

My Icona Vulcano Titanium: you're Azelfland, right?:)

Me: the one and only.^_^

Icona Vulcano Titanium: i'm the Icona Vulcano Titanium. nice to meet you.^_^

Me: you're named Titanium because you're the first car made out of titanium, right?:)

Icona Vulcano Titanium: how did you know?:I

Aris Cheese God: that's because i made a video about the cars in S class and i informed people about this.:P

Icona Vulcano Titanium: awesome.^_^

Loraine: well, you're definitely going to be a great help to all of us.^_^

Icona Vulcano Titanium: i know.:)

the narrator from Spongebob: two hours later.

Diana: guys, i got good news! we got over 30.000 rep. and can now get the McLaren P1 back!^_^

My Ferrari LaFerrari: DID YOU JUST SAY WE CAN GET THE P1 BACK?!O_O

Diana: yeah.:I

McLaren P1 boy: that's awesome.:O

Hanna: well, let's g- *gets a message from TF2014* "will you go to Caligula's casino and get to Matt? i got things to take care of". ah, crap. -_-

meanwhile, in Caligula's

Matt: *sniffs the Cocaine* oh, ha ha ha ha! baby, i'm back! I AM BACK! LET'S GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD!:D

Kent Paul: the good doctor has revived the patient.:)

Maccer: thank you! thank you! thank you!^_^

Hanna: so, is everything straight now?:)

Matt: NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! I'M STILL SCREWED! ABSOLUTELY SCREWED, but at least now i'm in the right frame of mind! what are we going to do?! any minute now, some mafia bullet will splatter MY brains all over the wall! my wall............... my beautiful wall..................O_O

Maccer: ooo, you missed a bit. i'll have that.:P

Tony: forgeddaboudit.

Matt: oh, that's a great idea, Tony. but you know what? it ain't gonna work! not this time! no way! no-

Hanna: look, man. relax. get a grip.:I

Matt: yeah, you're right! i need to get a grip!>:I

Hanna: take control.:)

Matt: yes! grab the bull by the horns!>:)

Hanna: and show everyone who's boss!:)

Matt: I'M the boss! I-AM-THE-BOSS!>:D

Hanna: ALL RIGHT, THEN!>:D

Matt: ALL RIGHT! LET'S TEAR THIS TOWN UP!>:D

Hanna: that's what i'm saying! so, where are we going?:)

Matt: details, details! let's just get there!:D

Kent Paul: rack them up, Maccer! what's the matter with ya?>:I

on the way to the Sindacco hideout

Hanna: okay, "boss man". where to?>:I

Matt: we're paying the Sindaccos a visit. i've gotta get out of this game. darn, my nose is running like a race horse! *sniffle* that is really good stuff. hey, drive faster, would you, please? c'mon, c'mon, c'mon. what are you, an old lady?:P

Hanna: so you're trying to get out?:I

Matt: yes! god, yes! i want to do something safe and legal and boring with people that like me. and have a wife and some kids and get divorced and fight for weekend access like everyone else.:P

Hanna: listen. i'll see what i can do.>:I

Matt: thanks. i'm just so tired of the whole "life and death" thing. *sniffle* oh, god, snots are all down my- *sniffle* shirt and everything. ugh, that's my best shirt too. doesn't this shirt look good on me?:I

at the Sindacco hideout

Matt: okay! let's get this over with! 'm the boss, i am the boss! i'm the boss, i am the boss! yeah. *sniffle* yeah.>:I

inside the Sindacco hideout

Matt: what's going on? you forgot something?:I

Hanna: no. look, you go in and i'll wait.:)

Matt: look, you have to come with me this once. if i pull this off, i can carry on, i know i can, but please, you have to come with me. i'll squirt my butt all over the floor! just this once, pleasepleasepleaseplease...........O_O

Hanna: okay, okay. chill! s**t, this can't look good listen. everything's gonna be okay. just remember. you're the boss.>:I

Matt: i'm the boss? i'm the boss. i'm the boss. i'm the boss! i am the boss!>:I

in Kohny Sindacco's office

Matt: hey, boys. tell your boss that Matt is here to see him.:)

Sindacco guard: Matt who?>:I

Matt: M-Matt.................. Matt, the guy who runs this town!>:I

Sindacco guard 2: *gets in the office*

Matt: so, uh, how's Johny?:)

Sindacco guard 1: he's doing much better, yeah. he ate something this morning.:)

Johny Sindacco: heeeeeeeeeey, Matt........... ah, christ, this f***ing thing.......... Matt....... como esta e, eh, how you doing?:)

Matt: pretty good. and you?:)

Johny Sindacco: ah, still got a little bit of the night terrors, heh, touch of diarrhea, but i'll get through it.:)

Matt: huh, diarrhea. cool, yeah......:P

Johny Sindacco: and who's this......?:)

Hanna: how are you, Johny?^_^

Johny Sindacco: it's f***ing her.............. IT'S HER! OH MY GOD......... OH GOD....... IT'S HER...........*gets a heart attack* aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggghhh! my heart! euchh............. my heart...............X_X *dies from the heart attack*

Hanna: damn, that dude is f***ed up.:I

Sindacco guard 3: *throws a molotov and causes a small fire*

Hanna: s**t, they started a fire to keep us back! there must be an extinguisher here somewhere. find it.>:I

Matt: Hanna, leave no witnesses or we're dead meat. *gets the fire extinguisher from the office* got the extinguisher. i got the extinguisher! take those guys out and i'll put out the flames.>:I *puts out the flames*

Hanna: *kills some Sindacco guards with her Ice Beam*

Matt: screw it, i'll hide in the freezer!O_O *hides in the freezer*

Hanna: OH NO YOU DON'T!>:( *kills two guards that tried to lock Matt in the freezer*

Matt: this is so exciting, Tommy! it's just like old times!:D

Hanna: who the f**k is Tommy?:I *kills more guards with her Sludge Bombs*

Matt: well done, Hanna.^_^

Hanna: *kills 3 more guards with her katanas*

Matt: i'm never doing drugs again! never, ever, ever, ever!O_O

Hanna: *kills the last witnesses* okay, Matt. it's clear.>:I

on the way back to Caligula's casino

Matt: get me back to Caligula's.O_O

Hanna: you calm down and follow my lead.>:I

Matt: holy Jesus, man. we work well as a team, huh, Hanna? you and me, tearing up this town. no one can stop us, no one in the world!>:)

Hanna: Johny is a done deal. and so is his gang.:)

Matt: too right they are, dump cowards. oh, god! i'm screwed! i'm really screwed! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! S**T, S**T, S**************************T!!O_O

Hanna: you just have to hang in there. play it dump. i'll figure out a way to get you out of this.>:I

Matt: just drop me at the airport.:I

Hanna: no, man. they need to think you're dead. i'll think of something. i promise.:)

at the entrance to Caligula's casino

Hanna: get in there and be cool. like you've been on a relaxing drive or something.:)

Matt: calm, yeah calm. i'm calm REAL calm. i'm calm, Mr. calm, Mr. calm. that's me, Mr. calm.>:I

Hanna: *sees the parts for the P1* huh. so that's where they were. pretty convenient.:I

back at Azelfland's garage

My McLaren P1: it's been a long time.^_^

Ferrari LaFerrari: i'm so glad to see you again.:3

McLaren P1: me too, my love.:3

Hanna: awwwwww.:3

TweakRacer: blech.>:(

Cyril: you got a problem, pal?!>:(

TweakRacer: nothing.O_O

Me: well, now that we got that out of the way, let's see if you're just as awesome as you were back then.:)

the next day, after the final race of the Hybrid Ace season

Me: HAHAHA! YES!>:D

McLaren P1: not bad at all.^_^

back at Azelfland's garage, after the second-to-last race of class A Pro

Alice: there you go, Viper GTS. now you'll be stronger than ever.^_^

My SCG 003S: congrats. that's just like my star up.:)

My 2017 Ford GT: not as awesome as having two star ups of two cars at one, am i right, Cayman?^_^

My Porsche 718 Cayman: damn right you are.:)

SCG 003S: whatever suits you.:P

the next day

my Rezvani Beast X: okay. got the last packs of the Cien for the day.>:I

Me: let's see what they have. *sees the 40th blueprint for the Cien in one of them* i know what this means!:O

Alice: right. i'll get to work.:)

one Cadillac Cien Concept build later

My Cadillac Cien Concept: it's been 14 years.^_^

Everyone: YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?!O_O

Cadillac Cien Concept: yep. since Gran Turismo 4. and check this out!^_^ *raises her rear wing*

Me: i didn't know you had  a rear wing all these years.:O

Cadillac Cien Concept: well, now you know. anyway, i hear you guys needed me for the final of the Future Fast tourney. i'll be happy to help. oh, and thanks for helping me, comrade.:)

Rezvani Beast X: anytime.:)

after the final race of the Future Fast season

Me: HELL YES!!>:D

Cadillac Cien Concept: you surely grew up.^_^

back at Azelfland's garage (again)

Wanda: well, what do we have here? TweakRacer badmouthing Gameloft again?>:(

TweakRacer: what are you talking about?!O_O

Cyril: you badmouthed Gameloft on our backs when we told you not to!>:(

Wanda: AND you called them "Turdloft"! WHAT PART OF "DON'T INSULT GAMELOFT AND DO WHAT AZELFLAND SAYS" DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!>:(

TweakRacer: it was only one time!O_O

Cyril: you did this multiple times on our backs!>:(

TweakRacer: i'm sorry! it was because i gave in to my anger.O_O

Wanda: you know what, i'm getting sick and tired of his bulls**t. just kill him already.>:(

Cyril: with pleasure.>:) *beats the everliving crap out of TweakRacer*

Me (making my Mortal Kombat announcer impression): FINISH HIM!>:)

Wanda: whoa!:O

Me: what?>:I

Cyril: *grabs TweakRacer by the neck and rips his head off* (TweakRacer/NukeStar died counter: 1)

Me (making my Mortal Kombat announcer impression): Cyril wins. flawless victory. FATALITY!>:)

Rouge: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED TWEAKRACER!O_O

Cynthia: YOU BASTARDS!>:(

TweakRacer: *respawns* are we seriously going to have that gag where whenever i die or Nuke dies, a counter goes up?!>:(

Me: knowing that you'd react like this, yes.:P

TweakRacer: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!>:(

Me: this. every time you and Nuke insult Gameloft on our backs OR you and Nuke don't do what i say, the one who insulted them or doesn't do what i say will die!>:(

TweakRacer: THIS IS UNFAIR!>:(

Me: oh, yeah?! well, you'll have to deal with it. now apologize to Wanda and Cyril!>:(

TweakRacer: you're not the boss of me!>:(

Me: OH, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!>:( *zaps TweakRacer to death* (TweakRacer/NukeStar died counter: 2)

Wanda: weren't you and Rouge going to make the reference to South Park?:I

Cynthia (breaking the fourth wall): we can only make it once per episode.:P

Wanda: oh.:I

TweakRacer: *respawns* point taken.-_- *walks away*

Wanda: hey, we're not done yet!>:(

Cyril: let him go. i'm sure he won't do that again.:I

and that ends episode 10 of season 9 of "Asphalt stories". there is more to come.

until next time.

-Azelfland.