User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Lamborghini Murcielago championship shnanigans, part 2

well, i finally got that Murcielago. in the meantime, i was also busy with Real Racing 3 and R8 tyke and i are trying to find a good name for our racing team in that game.

anyway, here's part 2 of 2 of episode 8 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". this covers Rio and Tokyo. here goes:

Rio De Janeiro, Brazil

Me: and here is the part where the damned fourth qualifier will kick my butt.-_-

My McLaren MP4-31: well, it did the first time i was around, but not this time. you got this.:)

My Lamborghini Murrcielago: yep.:)

after the Grand Finale of Rio

McLaren MP4-31: told you.^_^

Me: heh. you were right.:)

Hanna: we're off to Tokyo now.^_^

Diana: i'm just so glad Azelfland's perverted cars aren't there.-_-

Shelby: me too.-_-

Tokyo, Japan

Lamborghini Murcielago: this will be no problem.^_^

My DS Survolt: yeah, problem is, your current tuning won't be enough for the other five qualifiers.:I

after the second qualifier of Tokyo

Alice: there you go. your top speed is good enough now.^_^

Lamborghini Murcielago: cool.^_^

after the sixth qualifier of Tokyo

Hanna: man, it was close.O_O

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: i don't know what else there is to say besides "damn" and good job.^_^

ThunderWolf: okay, bud. go get 'em.:)

at the Grand Finale of Tokyo

the announcer: this is it, folks! the final Grand Finale of the Lamborghini Murcielago championhip! who's gonna win? who's gonna go home? let's find out!:D

Lamborghini Murcielago: okay, Azelfland. just like we practised in the USA.>:)

Me: we got this one, no prob.>:)

at the final straight of lap 2

the announcer: and this is where the race will end well for the crowd's favorite. AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE CHAMPIONSHIP IS OVER! WHAT A RACE! ONCE AGAIN, ANOTHER CAR IS CLAIMED BY AZELFLAND AND HIS AWESOME TEAM! WHAT A WAY TO END OUR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL CHAMPIONSHIP! that is it for this championship! and we hope your holidays are special too! merry christmas, folks!:D

Hanna: that was awesome! you did it!:D

Me: yeah................. but at what cost................?:(

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: well, look on the bright side. at least my sister has a second home now.^_^

TheHawtDawg1: and we know the guys behind this. *sees the VVS trying to sneak away* GOTCHA, BITCH!>:D

Vincent: ah, s**t! he figured it out!>:(

Lamborghini Murcielago: SO YOU FINALLY DIECIDED TO SHOW UP! OH, I'LL GIVE YOU A BEATDOWN SO HARD YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU PUT THOSE STINKING TOKEN-ONLY UPGRADES ON ME AND MY LITTLE BROTHER! AZELFLAND HAD TO GO ALONG WITH THOSE BECAUSE OF YOU!>:(

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: whoa, sis. settle down.O_O

Mike458: and we would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!>:(

Me: YOU'RE SERIOUSLY OUT OF YOUR MIND, AREN'T YOU?! EVERYONE WILL PROTEST TO GAMELOFT BECAUSE OF THE CENTENARIO R&D FIASCO!>:(

Mike458: pffff. so what?!>:P

Vincent: just three weeks ago, TweakRacer turned almost the entire world into a post apocalyptic nightmare! don't worry, you'll get over it. besides, once we take down your entire token stash, you won't be able to get another car OR bike.>:)

Mike458: that means you won't be a ble to even get the Centenario thanks to us.>:)

My Lamborghini Centenario (coming in): i wouldn't get cocky if i were you.:P

all the villains of the VVS: NANI?!O_O (translation: WHAT?!)

Lamborghini Centenario: because i'm already a part of his team. SUCK IT, VINCENT! EVEN IF WE LOSE, WE STILL WIN!>:D

Heihachi Mishima: so, that means.....................O_O

Vincent: no matter if he completes the R&D or not, he'll still have it?!O_O

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: yep. bet you didn't see that one coming, didja?>:)

Dr. Eggman: no way! i can't believe this!>:(

Mike458: oh, please. you'll still lose the R&D anyway. and you won't get it for real.:P

all the villains of the VVS: *hysterical laughing and wheezing* AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!XD

Me: is it a good time to unleash my anger?>:(

Kazuya Mishima: now's a good time to unleash your anger.>:)

Me (with the Devil Gene activated): *transforms into his devil form*

Vincent: um................... we could talk this out. ._.

Mike458: i didn't mean everything i said. you have it for real just don't hurt us!;_;

Me: *uses the dark powers of the Devil Gene on the VVS* I SHALL SHOW YOU FEAR!! OUT OF MY WAY!!>:( *fires a laser on the VVS and sends them flying*

all the villains of the VVS: TEAM VIVENDI IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!X_X *ting*

Me: *turns back to normal* i'm feeling better now.^_^

Diana: well, time to go home.:P

Me: agreed. at least it's better and just as good as getting the Murcielago than some whiny idiot that happens to have a worse luck than mine.:P

TweakRacer (hearing what i said): WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!>:( *gets ready to give in to the power of rejection*

NukeStar: *gives Tweakracer a friendly pat on the shoulder*

TweakRacer: hm?:I

NukeStar: not today, my friend.>:I

TweakRacer: aw, man...:(

on the way to the garage in Rome

Me; you'll like this one.:) *plays KSI- Lamborghini feat. P Money on the radio*

Lamborghini Murcielago: ooooo, i like this one.^_^

Me (singing along with the lyrics and making my KSI impression): got rocks on my wirsts. that s**t you can't resist. cash flow greater than the haters hating on my jizz. riding in your face, looking like i found a damn genie.............. WHILE I'M IN MY LAMBORGHINI! LA-LAMBORGHINI! LA-LAMBORGHINI! BITCH I KNOW YOU SEE ME IN MY LAMBORGHINI! La-Lamborghini. La-Lamborghini. ride so quick, you will think i'm Houdini. BOOM! b-b-b-been in the game since Namco. bring it back. i'm fully gassed, yo! VROOM VROOM, in my brand- new Lambo. juiced up, and i don't give a damn, yo! goin' with 120, and that's my slowest, on a one-way laaaaaaaane, like Lois. who's that? Superman's bitch! wanna see what happens when i touch the Superman switch? ride with more peers than Morgan, wassup? drive past bloggers that are walking. i taunt them. Matt Lees, can you see MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHILE I'M IN MY LAMBORGHINI!>:D

okay, you get the idea.

My 2018 McLaren X2: welcome to your second home.:)

Lamborghini Murcielago: this. is. AWESOME!:D

McLaren MP4-31: told you she'll like it.^_^

My Porsche 959: and you'll be glad the retro cars won't be here, because they got punished for being pervs.:P

Lambborghini Murcielago: aren't you one of them?:I

Porsche 959: me? no. i dislike porn. and i stay away from those. which is why i have an IQ of 300.:P

My Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): and the 1965 Cobra's sister, the 1966 in Cobra in Azelfland's fourth garage -for racing on real race tracks- hates porn as much as he does.:)

My Nissan GT-R NISMO: as for the racing team name for his fourth garage, R8 tyke is still working on it.:P

My Porsche Cayman GT4: well, they're not wrong.:P

My Mazda RX-8: so, you're the new girl, huh?:)

Lamborghini Murcielago: yep. nice to meet you, RX-8 SE.^_^

Hanna: well, it's all good now.^_^

Me: yeah. *sees the misletoe above them* hm?:I

Hanna: you know what that means.:3

Me: oh, sure.:3 *they both make out*

meanwhile, in the VVS' seventh base

Azelfland.exe: well, you pretty much will prevent him from getting the Centenario. for once, i'm actually proud of you, gentlemen.^_^

Bowser: yeah, about that.....................':I

Vincent: Azelfland already has the Centenario.O_O

Azelfland.exe: HE DID WHAT?! HE GOT THE CENTENARIO IN HIS SECOND GARAGE?! THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS EARLIER?!>:(

Mike458: we were going t-

Azelfland.exe: SILENCE! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S CHRISTMAS! AS PUNISHMENT, YOU WILL BE CHASED BY THE UGANDA KNUCKLES ARMY! FOR FIVE MINUTES!>:(

Uganda Knuckles 1: ur gonna need de wae.

Uganda Knuckles 2: do u kno de wae?

Uganda Knuckles 3: u hav to hav Ebola to kno de wae.

Boswer: not these guys again.'-_-

Uganda Knuckles 4: he doesn't kno de wae.

Vincent: RUN!O_O

all the villains in the VVS (except for Azelfland.exe): *screaming goat*

Uganda Knuckles 5: SPIT ON HIM!

Uganda Knuckles 6: SPIT ON THE NON-BELIEVER BOYS!

Herobrine: are they going to be fine?:I

Azelfland.exe: no worries. they'll be fine.:P

and that ends episode 8 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". the next one is going to be a Q&A, like R8 tyke's own Q&A, but with different questions.

merry christmas.

-Azelfland.