Research & Development/BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage/Quotes

The following is a list of quotes for each Test in the BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage's Research & Development event.

Lab .001.

 * The folks at BMW are selling the 3.0 Hommage as the "perfect fusion of driver and machine..." Let's put that to the test! Go out there and drive that machine!
 * Awesome -- take 'er around again! We need a comparison point against that first run.
 * One more time! And pay attention to how much that carbon-fiber seat shell supports your weight -- we're really engineering the heck out of this interior.
 * Okay, one more time around, just like the -- PSYCHE, IT'S AN ELIMINATION MATCH! How're we gonna position this as the ultimate racing machine if you're not RACING?!
 * ... Whew! We got a little carried away with that last run, but we just got SUPER EXCITED about engineering the interior... Go again -- and this time, pay attention to the roll cage!
 * All right, we've nearly got the interior styling locked down! Just one more run to make sure everything's shipshape, and...
 * BOOM! Interior design is DONE! (Seriously, we get SUPER excited about this sort of thing.) Time to test it out yourself by racing against our own in-house AI!

Lab .002.

 * Right -- since the 3.0 Hommage is such a racer-focused car, we wanted to try something ambitious with it... Could you lend us a spare racing helmet while you run this lap?
 * Awesome! Here's your spare helmet back. Now, try another lap, and let us know if you... um... see anything... exploding. Just, you know, for example.
 * Okay! Right. That bit where you, um, saw all those cars exploding? Technical glitch. Totally, um, within parameters. Let's just have that spare helmet back while you go 'round again!
 * STILL WORKING ON THE HELMET! (Do you think they've realized what we've been doing with the disp... wait, they're listening --) JUST, UM, GO 'ROUND AGAIN!
 * Ooookay! Here's your helmet back! Again! So, do another lap, okay, and let us know if you... see any cars that you feel an inexplicable urge to slam into. For science.
 * ALL RIGHT, BETTER GIVE THE HELMET BACK AGAIN. Just... um... take another lap around the track, okay? We're gonna call in a consultant.
 * Good news! We've got someone here from BMW HQ, and she says we should try designing something that's NOT a direct brain-to-car interface. Race again while we figure this out!
 * We've revamped that custom helmet -- now, instead of hallucinations, it shows the car's dashboard info right on its visor! Cool, right? Just race one more time while we finish it.
 * Et voila: Helmet 3.0! Try it on -- you should see the car's speed and vital stats right before your eyes! Now, could you test whether the display stays stable when you're drifting a lot?
 * Fantastic! That heads-up display is working just fine now. One more run to shake out the kinks in the software and we'll REALLY be in business.
 * All right, it's time to test your fancy new BMW augmented-reality helmet in action! Take the 3.0 Hommage out for a race against our custom AI -- and don't hold back!

Lab .003.

 * Now that we've got your view from INSIDE the Hommage sorted out, let's focus on the OUTSIDE. Take 'er once around the track -- we'll measure the wind resistance!
 * ... Whoa there, tiger. No nitrous this time: Can't take wind resistance measurements with you setting your engine on fire every thirty seconds. Go again!
 * That's better! Now, let's trim the nose a little... make it a little closer to the way BMWs looked back in the day... and there! Take another spin 'round the track and see how it feels.
 * One more race! We've got an internal debate going on about whether we should style the front grill differently.