User blog:ThUnDeR1337/CAR DIALOGUES: M2 SE

Hello! This is late (I got the M2SE a week ago), but I've been lazy. Either way, I've kinda changed it so it fits with the start of the next season of CAR DIALOGUES, so the plot of the tour will be different. But without further ado, let's get started!

At the garage:

Bell rings

Me: *opens door* What's this? An invitation to race for Fall Out Boy? Interesting...

Kri: Hey, I bought a parts box! This thing's heavy...*plops it on the floor*

Me: Kri, look at this! It's an invitation to race for Fall Out Boy or something.

570S: Fall Out Boy? I love their music!

P1: Who?

675LT: Some band. All I know is that the lead singer wears a fedora.

Kri: Anyway, what do they offer in exchange?

Me: A new car. It's called the BMW M2 Special Edition. This seems pretty cool.

Kri: Hm. I want to open this box now, though! *opens box*

Me: What's that? I've never seen that blueprint before.

Kri: It's for the BMW M2, I think.

Me: Wait! That's the M2 Special Edition! Look at the spoiler!

Kri: It's a B class vehicle...

Me: It'll probably be fast, still. Look at that!

Kri: I think this is telling us somethting.

Me: For what?

Kri: That we should go to that tour. We'll probably unlock it in no time—the blueprint is common.

Me: Good idea. Let's get moving!

Later, at the tour:

Me: Wow! This building is huge!

Kri: Let's head inside and see what they got. I'm not particularly impressed yet.

Me: The car's over there. Let's check it out!

Kri: This place looks cool, but—*loud music* AAHHH! MY EARS!

Me: Uhh, let's turn the volume of the music down, please... Wow, that's loud.

M2SE: Hello! Welcome!

Me: Hi! We're here to be the racers of the Fall Out Boy tour.

M2SE: I heard. Let's get started with the races!

Me: All right. Let's blaze through these!

After the first couple races:

Me: Kri, mind if you get us a bit of cash in the meantime?

Kri: I'll do some 675LT driving then. Good luck!

Me: Thanks!

Meanwhile, at the headquarters:

Race Director: Why are you here?

???: I'm here to take your spot. You're not throwing enough challenges at him. Move over.

Race Director: Uh, you can't do tha—MMMMMPH!

???: I thought so. Into the closet you go.

After a couple races:

Me: These contestants are terrible drivers! They don't stand a chance!

M2SE: They're all rookies. We spent most of the budget on the concerts.

Me: Makes sense.

Later, at the finals:

Me: I've upgraded you a LOT. This will be easy.

Kri: Mind if I take the passenger seat?

Me: Go ahead!

Announcer: 3... 2... 1...AAAHHHHH!!! *explosion*

???, through the speaker: Pitiful. Get ready to lose. *Pre-nerf Impala jumps out of a nearby skyscraper, followed by 10 Vulcans and an SLK SE*

Me: ThUnDeR1337?!?!

ThUnDeR1337: Indeed. This time I've got some friends.

Boss of Vivendi: That's me and my army!

Me: WE GOTTA GO!!! *zooms forward*

M2SE: Who is that?! I'm scared!

Kri: It's Thunder's evil duplicate from the past, and he's got the boss of Vivendi with him!

M2SE: This isn't going to end well, huh?

Me: Not if we go fast enough!

BV: Not so fast, friend. Call in the support. *4 Chevrolet Grand Sports get airdropped next to him*

Me: What's that gonna do?

BV: It's a two-seater convertible, so each one's got an AR15. Hahahaha!

Me: Umm... We got anything against that?

Kri: Yep! I've got a Desert Eagle with me right here!

Me: How did you know this was going to happen?

Kri: I carry weapons around everywhere. It's harder to get suprised by situations like this.

BV: OPEN FIRE!

Me: We gotta act fast!

Kri: I got a Vette's tires! He's skidding!

M2SE: The Vulcans are coming!

Me: They can't do anything to us, can they?

BV: Each one has a massive pack of plastic explosives inside them. You're not getting away!

Me: Hit that barrel roll! It'll help! *jumps over Vulcan*

ThUnDeR1337: Blow him sky high! *Vulcans explode*

Kri: Whoa! That gave us a massive boost!

Me: That'll help. Where are the Vettes?

Kri: They're attempting to shoot us! RETURN FIRE!

Me: Careful! It's 3 on 1!

Kri: Not anymore! I've knocked 2 off the road. I got the last one's driver!

Vette gunner: I won't let you get away with this one! *opens fire*

Kri: Your ride is gonna crash, there's no chance!

Vette gunner: ...right. *explodes*

BV: By the way, you're cornered. *Remaining Vulcans block the road* One side is a cliff, one is a wall, one is a roadblock, and one is me.

ThUnDeR1337: Goodbye. It was a tough fight. Vulcans, push him off.

Vulcan drivers: Got it, boss. Hasta la vis—*Vulcans get knocked down by M2*

M2: You don't mess with my cousin!

ThUnDeR1337: What is this?!

M6: We're here to stop you!

M3 Sedan: Yes! Whatever he said!

BV: You're on your own! I'm out! *drives away*

ThUnDeR1337: Oh, you coward!

Me: Sorry, but I think I'm the one doing the pushing. Push him off.

M6: Got it! *pushes him off*

ThUnDeR1337: I still have one last chance! EAT THIS! *shoots Kri*

Me: KRI!! NO!!

TO BE CONTINUED