Thread:TransportFan2014/@comment-32459272-20181113123311/@comment-32459272-20190322213140

well, i completed more than 75 quests in the FLF to give me all 1.500 tokens. i also got the F-Type Project 7. in my next episode, i'll give her a bigger role: knowing where the cars i want are located.

and the one who has it in a cage? none other than SunnyTomato. the reference to "Beat Down On B Dup" would go like this:

SunnyTomato's crackhead: just a little bit of party. i heard you was down. so i got a gift from SunnyTomato.:P

Hanna: come on now, i can't do that.:I

SunnyTomato's crackhead: come on, Hanna. come on. make sure you enjoy this. this is a rich man's how all the players are doing it. i know you'll enjoy this. it takes the pain away...:D

Hanna: oh, yeah?:O

Me (coming in): WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!>:(

Hanna: s**t! everything is "blame Gameloft"! i just wanna see what's so good.:(

Me: what's wrong with you, Hanna?:(

Hanna: man, this crap already destroyed the entire world! i... i might as well let it destroy me too!:(

Me: you don't need that, Hanna.>:I

Hanna: what do you know about this? THIS is what it boils down to now!>:(

SunnyTomato's crackhead: come on, Hanna. start blaming Gameloft.:D

Me:  hey, that's gonna steal your heart! can't you see that?! this motherf***er talks nice to you and THIS is what you do?!>:(

Hanna: screw this.>:(

SunnyTomato's crackhead: you'll have to deal with SunnyTomato!>:(

Me: WHAT?! SUNNYTOMATO?! we're gonna handle this s**t right now! *uses his psychic power on the crackhead* GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE!>:( *throws the crackhead out of the window*

SunnyTomato's crackhead: *Wilhelm scream*

Me: BITCH!>:(

once we get to where SunnyTomato used to live, this is how it contnues:

Me (knocking on the door): hey, SunnyTomato! open up!>:(

Hanna: SunnyTomato!>:(

Me: hey, open the door, punk.>:(

Hanna: fool!>:(

Ex-Gameloft employee: yo, Sunny ain't here. moved out a while back.:P

Hanna: WHERE DID HE GO, DICKHEAD?!>:(

Ex-Gameloft employee: whoa-whoa-whoa! you're messing with an ex-employee, dude!O_O

Hanna: speak up, fool!>:(

Ex-Gameloft employee: um, i can- i can let you blame the company i used to work with.O_O

Hanna: I' NOT FALLING FOR THAT S**T! I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF RIGHT NOW!>:(

Ex-Gameloft employee: NONONO!! NO! AHH!! NO!O_O

Me: Hanna, no! you're tripping. you're tripping. come on, put the swords down. he was a Gameloft employee.O_O

Hanna: he's wearing a Gameloft T-shirt. it's SUPPOSED to make him somebody!>:(

Me (to the ex-Gameloft employee): look, man. tell us where SunnyTomato is and we're outta here.:I

Ex-Gameloft employee: he lives over Glen Park way. his boy always there, give a cat what he needs...O_O

Me (leaving): you're lucky.>:I

as for confronting SunnyTomato it goes like this:

Hanna: SAY SOMETHING!>:(

SunnyTomato: hey, hey, no! i had no choice! i was threatened! s**t came from the boss, you guys!O_O

Hanna: WHAT?>:(

Me: just kill him already! i'm getting sick and tired of hearing his bulls**t!>:(

SunnyTomato: no, man! i'm sorry, dude!O_O

Hanna: HUH?>:(

SunnyTomato: Tweak is f***ing crazy! he's paranoid! just sits in his house thinking others want his business!O_O

Me: where's Tweak?>:I

SunnyTomato: i can't tell you that!O_O

Hanna: THEN I'LL SLICE YOUR F***ING TONGUE OUT!>:(

SunnyTomato: man, i'm saying nothing, because i don't know! only his lieuntenants know where he lives!O_O

Hanna: THEN I'LL WET YOUR SHIRT ANYWAY!>:(

SunnyTomato: Bear! hey, Bear! get the f**k out here!>:I

Big Bear: what's up, your lordship?>:I

SunnyTomato: kill these f***ers and i'll give you a quarter sack. now handle that.>:I

Everyone: .................................:I

SunnyTomato: shoot them! what are you waiting for? didn't you hear what the f**k i said?>:(

Big Bear: I'M TIRED OF SMOKING! I'M TIRED OF CRACK! AND I'M TIRED OF DOING YOUR F***ING HOUSEWORK!*knocks SunnyTomato down with one punch* I'M FREE!>:(

SunnyTomato (knocked down): ow, man! why'd you do that for?X_X

Big Bear: Azelfland, man, come on. put me back on the team. gimme twenty bucks and i'm ALL yours, man. blast from the past!:)

Me: hey, let's take a ride, homie. i'm gonna shoot you somewhere you'll enjoy.:)

outside of SunnyTomato's house

Sweet: i got Bear's back, man.:)

Me: okay. i'll see you in a minute, Bear.:)

Big Bear: where we going, Sweet?:)

Sweet: someplace where we can get old Bear back.:) *drives away*

Big Bear: a'ight. i'm down for that.:)

for the reference to God Of War 3, it will go like this:

SunnyTomato: i thtough Greeks fought with honor........... and yet... you seek to kill me when i have no way to defend myself?.................... NOT FAIR!................ but you have you own sense of honor............... right, Azelfland?... and what has that honor brought you?............... nothing but nightmares of your FAILURE!............ today, you may defeat me... but in end, Azelfland...... in the end, you'll betray only yourself!>:(

Me: ....................... scum like you will never see the light of day. NOW PREPARE TO DIE!>:( *slams SunnyTomato to the wall and pulls one of his legs off*

SunnyTomato (crawling away from Azelfland): *screams in pain* LEAVE ME ALONE!D:

Me (approaching SunnyTomato): NO ONE WILL STOP THE BLEEDING ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU!>:(

SunnyTomato (still crwaling away): GO..... AWAY!D:

Me (making my scout impression): oh, you gonna cry? you gonna cry now?>:(

SunnyTomato: please! just spare me!D:

Me: it's too late for that, you sonovabitch!>:( *pulls SunnyTomato's other leg off and then absorbs his life force*

Azelfland learned Thunder Punch

so, what do you think?:)