User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories-If Asphalt 8 was weird

So here's some (weird) ideas that I made into short stories instead of long stories. ENJOY!

1. IF ROCKET BOOSTERS WERE IN ASPHALT 8
BMW fanboy: LET'S WIN SOME AUDI-DRIVING B**CHES!

Mercedes fanboy: DEFEAT R8 TYKE AND HIS R8 LMS ULTRA, HE LIKES THAT R8 AND WE BEAT HIM TO MAKE HIM NOT USE AUDI CARS!

Both fanboys: LET'S GO!

3 minutes later...

Me: WHAT TEH HECK YOU HATERS SAYING?

My R8 LMS Ultra: I'M SWAGGING WITH THE ROCKET BOOSTER BRO!

2. IF AUDI R8 TYKE STOPPED DOING ASPHALT STORIES
[THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE LOL]

3. IF MCLAREN P1 BOY HAD AN ARMY OF MCLAREN P1
McLaren P1 Boy: DAMN YOU, VIVENDI GOONS! YOU TOOK MY P1 GTR!

Vivendi goons: SO WHAT? YOU SEND YOUR ARMY OF P1S TO K-(Killed by the P1 Army)

McLaren P1 Boy: I do.

4. IF ASPHALT 8 TURNED INTO A CALCULATOR
Asphalt 8: Today is the day...I turn into a calculator.

Me: NO ASPHALT 8!

(A8 turned into a calculator)

Real Racing 3: HAHA ASPHALT 8! YOU'RE A CALCULATOR NOW! I RULE RACING GAMES NOW!

(RR3 turned into porn DVD)

My RX8: BEST DAY EVER! I GOT A FREE PORN DVD!

These are just some Wednsday joke I suppose, so don't take it seriously. ANYWAYS, BYE FOR NOW!