User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: just some casual days

well, the title says it all. after all the events are done, i've had some casual days of my own. nothing new here. just some relaxation.

this is episode 5 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Manchester, England, Vivendi's seventh base

Azelfland.exe: *slams his hands on the table seven times* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! YOU IDIOTS LET AZELFLAND'S FRIENDS GET THEIR 918S BACK?!>:(

R8 LMS.exe: i can explain. ._.

Azelfland.exe: SILENCE! "STRONGEST VILLAIN" MY DEMONIC ASS! YOU WERE NOTHING BUT A WEAKLING, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING RACE CAR!>:(

Vincent: you got your rear bumber handed to you.:P

Aelfland.exe: AND YOU, VINCENT! DON'T GET ME STARTED ON GETTING TRICKED ON THAT FAKE BETRAYAL! YOU COULD'VE KILLED THEM WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!>:(

Vincent: but-

Azelfland.exe: YOU TWO FAILED ME AGAIN! but as a matter of fact, the X2 championship is coming back in a few days. guess they won't be prepared for it.>:)

Vincent: it worked with Azelfland's token stash incident. it will work with them.>:)

Bowser: that way, we can teach Mario, Green 'Stache and their friends a lesson.>:P

Vincent: Green 'Stache?:I

Vincent: that's how Bowser calls Luigi. because he's overshadowed by Mario.:P

Mike458: ANYWAY, i'm sure they won't see this one coming.>:)

Azelfland.exe: and by the way, Vincent, no more blowing up garages. we'll make those fools suffer the old-school way. got it?>:I

Vincent: got it.:(

news broadcaster (on TV): we interrupt this program to bring you breaking news. the zombie apocalypse has covered two of the cities of Germany. all citizens so far turned to zombies, as t- *the TV turns off*

Azelfland.exe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! but it's MY job to destroy the world!D:

Mike458: i'm sure Azelfland will deal with TweakRacer. he always dealt with him.>:I

meanwhile, at Azelfland's garage in Rome

Wanda: hey, mom. how's it going?:)

Candice: i'm good. so, how's your training?:)

Wanda: good. been improving after 7 years you went missing.:)

Candice: well, how about we put that to the test?:P

Wanda: huh? you mean a bit of mother-and-daughter action, huh? sure.^_^

Candice: well, just so yyou know i was a champion when i was your age.:P

Wanda: well, what are you waiting for?:)

after an intense 12-round boxing match

Wanda: phew. you had me on the ropes back there.:P

Candice: yeah.................. ow.X_X

Wanda: well, sorry about that. but i guess you weren't wrong when you said you were the champion when you were at my age.:P *helps Candice up*

Candice: it's fine. i know you can take care of yourself just fine.:)

Wanda: well, thanks, mom. come on. let's get to Shelby so she can heal us.^_^

in the garage

My ED Design Torq: wait, why only one upgrade?:I

Me: well, it's because i have things to do in my The Crew 2 garage.:P

My Koenigsegg Agera R: what he means is that he races a lot through the USA. and i'm helping him as much as i can.:P

ED Design Torq: well, listen up! one upgrade a day ain't gonna cut it, mister!>:(

Me: well, i'll just let my vehicles in that garage know on Friday.:P

Hanna: at least we get to spend our time together.:3

Metal Azelfland: and by the way, we analyzed the jammers you gave us.:)

Tails: now we can build an anti-Vivendi system.^_^

Me: cool. so, what will it do?:)

Metal Hanna: it's simple. it will jam every single target lock on our garages.:)

Metal Azelfland: that way, we'll be off Vivendi's radar permanently. no more of Vivendi blowing up our garages.^_^

4 days later

Thunder (on the phone): well, according to the announcement, it looks like the X2 championship will be revived.:I

Me: thank god i won't have to deal with it again.O_O *Vietnam war flashbacks*

Thunder (on the phone): why? what happened?:I

Me: it costed me a huge amount of my token stash. that's what happened.O_O

Thunder (on the phone): oh.:I

Me: and something tells me we have some unfinished business with Adrian.>:I

Tunder (on the phone): okay. just let everyone know.>:I *hangs up*

the next day

Everyone: WHAT?!O_O

Me: yes. it looks like TF2014 and R8 tyke need our help.>:I

Sonic: so what do we do?:I

Me: we infiltrate his office. we need someone who can sneak in without being seen.>:I

Persephone: i can do that. l can turn into my ghost form for that case. no one will be able to see me OR touch me. what do you think?:)

Wanda: great idea, sis.:)

Knuckles: or we c- *gets hammered* oh no!X_X (Knuckles got owned couner: 17)

Amy: just shut up.-_-

in Adrian Heat's office

Persephone: looks like i found something. it looks like he wants to kidnap Fernando Alonso. i don't know why, but we need to warn him.>:I

Adrian Heat: i'm afraid you know too much, little girl.>:I

Persephone: YOU AGAIN?!>:(

Adrian Heat: yeah me again. as many times as it takes.>:I

Me: *teleports to the scene* well, if it isn't the f***er that costed me most of my token stash.>:(

Persephone: you showed up at the right time, bud.:)

Adrian Heat: well, i was looking forward to your arrival, Azelfland.>:)

Me: Adrian.>:(

Adrian Heat: Azelfland.>:)

Me: Adrian!>:(

Adrian Heat: Azelfland!>:)

Me: ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!D:<

Adrian Heat: AZELFLAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!>:D

Both: IT'S ON!!>:(

Persephone: look! Danny is about to punch you!:D

Adrian Heat: WHERE?! *turns around, but sees nothing* nice tr- *turns around again and sees that Azelfland and Persephone disappeared* DAMN!>:(

French Guiana

TF2014: what's the rush?:I

Diana: looks like Adrian is trying to kindap Alonso. we don't know why.>:I

ED Design Torq: must be because he's going to help R8 tyke get his X2.:I

TF2014: then there's no time to waste. Alice, you and TheHedgehogOne will help me with the upgrading.>:I

TheHedgehogOne: we're on it.>:I

Alice: Jake, go help R8 tyke.>:I

Jake: you got it, sis.>:I

Lily: well, i can help too.:)

Hanna: how?:I

Lily: i'll make sure no Vivendi goons wil get us.>:I

ED Design Torq: count me in. i can analyse the area in case any patrols are coming. i can also use camouflage mode to save ourselves from them.:)

Lily: well, you made my job easier.:P

TF2014: and no worries. you and Hanna will get to go on your date on Azure Coast.:)

Shelby: what abou you and Lily?:I

Lily: we're only hanging out as friends.:P

My Koenigsegg One:1: well, this will be interesting.:)

and that ends episode 5 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". things can get a little boring if you don't have events to do. oh, well.

until next time.

-Azelfland.