User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: the V-TEC championship begins

let the V-TEC memes begin!

as the title says, the Honda Civic Type-R has begun....................... even though i already completed Venice, but i had many things to do, like studying for the Ancient Greek exams. this will be me partially going through my experiences in a nutshell. this covers Munich, Azure Coast and Tokyo.

this is episode 15 of season 4 of "car dialogues". again, let the V-TEC memes begin! so, here goes:

Munich, Germany. 9:30 PM.

Honda Civic Type-R: hey, Azelfland. good to see you.:)

Me: good to see you too, buddy.:)

Everyone: WAIT, YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?!O_O

Honda Civic Type-R: yep. it was back when he was the king of CSR Racing. he and the Ferrari FXX K were unstoppable.:)

Me: so, how have you been?:)

Honda Civic Type-R: good. i heard that you're skilled in Asphalt. care to prove it?:)

Me: heck yeah!:D

Hanna: i'll join you guys.:)

Honda Civic Type-R: and who's this?:I

Hanna: i'm Hanna the Batfox. and i'm Azelfland's girlfriend.:3

Honda Civic Type-R: okay. let's go, then.:)

at the Grand Finale

the announcer: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 13th annual Asphalt championship. Azelfland is back at it again with his team. let's see what he has in store for us.:D

Me: ready to take them down?>:)

Honda Civic Type-R: i was manufactured ready.>:)

after the Grand Finale of the Munich Subway

Me: feels just like old times, doesn't it?:)

Honda Civic Type-R: it sure does. feels good to be back.:)

Hanna: yeah. we still have a long way to go. on to Azure Coast.:)

the next day, on Azure Coast

TheHawtDawg1: well, here we go again.:I

Me: what is it?:I

Shadow Azelfland: well, guys. did you miss me?>:)

Me: wait a minute. i thought you'd take on the Arash AF10 R&D.:I

Shadow Azelfland: let's just say i created an illusion of myself with my psychic powers. hmph. don't ask.>:I

Honda Civic Type-R: THERE'S TWO OF YOU?!O_O

Feuerrm: actually, Shadow Azelfland IS Azelfland, only he's more of an edgelord.:P

Shadow Azelfland: hmph. anyway, that's not the reason i came with you to the championship. the reason i came is bec-

Hanna: let me guess. McLaren P1 Boy joined Vivendi and wants to kill us?:I

Shadow Azelfland: how did you know?:I

Hanna: just took a guess.:I

meanwhile, at the hotel, after the Grand Finale of Azure Coast

Shelby: you know, i think it's the first time we go to that funfair you're talking about.:)

Hanna: yeah. Azelfland and i went there on our first date. he was such a gentleman.:3

Shelby: i guess that means you had a good time?:3

Hanna: yep. and we pretty much make a great team. i mean, sure, he's reckless, but he's still very good.:3

Me: *knocking on the door* are you girls done?:I

Shelby: we'll come in a minute.:3

Shadow Azelfland: you said this, like, half an hour ago. ugh! my patience is killing me right now.:I

Both: girls. they never understand.-_-

Me: can't help but feel sorry for you, man.:I

Shelby: *comes out of the room with Hanna* all right. we're ready.:3

Shadow Azelfland: *sees Shelby in her Sky Blue dress and Green high heels* DAAAAAAANG, you look good!:D

Shelby: *giggles* why, thank you.:3

Hanna: all right, boys. let's go.:3

half an hour later, at the funfair

Shadow Azelfland: so, what do you guys want to do last?:3

Hanna: i say we go ice skating.:3

Shelby: like, oh em gee, this will be so fun.:3

Me: sounds good to me.:)

another half an hour later

Shelby: that was so much fun. and thanks for that plushy of myself.:3

Shadow Azelfland: you're welcome.:3

Shelby: *sighs* i love you.:3

Shadow Azelfland: i love you too.:3 *they both make out*

the next day, on Tokyo

Honda Civic Type-R: well, feels good to be back in my homecountry.:)

Alice: yeah, it does.:)

Honda Civic Type-R: by the way who are you?:I

Alice: oh, where are my manners. i'm Alice the Hedgehog. i'm team Harmony's upgrader.:3

Honda Civic Type-R: guess i could use a few upgrades.:I

Ailce: don't mind if i do.:)

Me: all right! it's time for the V-TEC to intensify!>:)

after the Grand Finale of Tokyo

Hanna: phew! glad that's done.:)

random citizen (outside of the pit stops): oh god, IT'S HIM AGAIN!!O_O *all the citizens run away*

Anthony Jose: "him"? were they referring to Godzilla?:I

Shadow Azelfland: whatever it is, it's causing trouble. Shelby, Hanna, Azelfland and i will handle this.>:I

Hanna: let's go.>:I

our heroes see McLaren P1 boy with the Batfoxmaker 5000

Everyone: MCLAREN P1 BOY?!O_O

McLaren P1 boy: that's right! i'm here to destroy all of you!!!>:D

Me: YOU TRAITOR!! i thought we were friends!!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: that was until you expressed your unpopular opinions on the wiki AND became allies with Gameloft. now, i work for Vivendi and he'll reward me big time, if i turn you into an actual batfox. BEHOLD! the Batfoxmaker 5000.>:)

Me: there's one thing you forgot.>:)

McLaren P1 boy: and what would that be?:I

Hanna: Azelfland has psychic powers, bitch!>:)

Me: *trying to break the Batfoxmaker 5000 with his psychic powers and it doesn't work* huh? my psychic powers can go through steel. why doesn't it break?:I

McLaren P1 boy: that's because this machine is psychic-proof. so long, Azelfland. *fires up the Batfoxmaker 5000* let's see your psychic powers save you now.>:)

Shadow Azelfland: i'm going in.>:I

Shelby: ARE YOU NUTS?!O_O

Shadow Azelfland: what other choice do we have?!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!>:D

Shadow Azelfland: *becomes a meat shield in slow motion* oh no, you don't!!>:( * gets zapped, absorbs the electricity and survives*

Me: huh? what the.........? Shadow Azelfland has................... absorbed the electricity?:I

Shadow Azelfland: hmph. don't underestimate my powers. *checks on himself* hmmmm. i don't look-a half bad.:)

McLaren P1 boy: WHAT?! HE TURNED INTO A SONIC OC?!O_O

Shadow Azelfland: that's because Azelfland created an illusion of himself. and i just remembered something. i can alter my cell structure to transform back into my normal form, bitch!>:) *transforms back into his Azelf form*

McLaren P1 boy: no matter. i'll still get you. PANDA BOTS, GET THEM!!>:(

suddenly, the Arash AF10 comes and breaks the Batfoxmaker 5000, sending McLaren P1 boy flying

McLaren P1 boy: TEAM VIVENDI IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIN!!!X_X *ting*

Everyone: ARASH AF10?!O_O

Shelby: i thought you wouldn't help us.O_O

Arash AF10: go! i will run over every single Panda Bot here! you and your friends have to save the Cadillac 16 Concept at all costs.>:I

Me: we will. and, Arash AF10................... thanks.:)

Arash Af10: anytime. see you in Asphalt 9.:)

Me: until we meet again.:)

and that's the end of episode 15 of season 4 of "car dialogues". next time, it's going to be Venice and some other tours as well................ and the Aprilia bike R&D if it gets released.

until next time.

-Azelfland.