User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Ramping up

Honda's engines are so weak, that McLaren takes over 9000 years to finish a single lap. okay, i'm sorry. i couldn't help but make a joke about McLaren's unreliable Honda engines in Formula 1.

now, i know what you're thinking: "what does the title have to do with the MP4-31 or McLaren?". the answer is simple. after i completed the Barcelona tour of the MP4-31 championship, i decided to take a break from the car action and take on season 2 of Moto Blitz. of course, i'm actually happy that i got the KTM 1290 Super Duke R yesterday, so that's a win in my book. actually, it's a double win, because i completed season 2 of Moto Blitz and unlocked the Suzuki GSX-R750's mastery, which i'll take on later.

anyway, though. here's episode 15 of season 3 of "Car dialogues". so, here goes:

Barcelona, Spain. inside Azelfland's Asphalt Academy garage.

Me: feels good to be back home.:)

NEKON: it sure does.:)

My McLaren MP4/8: hey, guys. how's it going?:)

Hanna: we're good. oh, and the MP4-31 championship is on right now.;)

McLaren MP4/8: HOLD UP!! MY SISTER IS WITH YOU?!O_O

McLaren MP4-31: yep. and we're going to take down the Barcelona tour.:)

My Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: soooooooo, you're going to be with us, right?:)

McLaren MP4-31: yep. but only if we beat that cheating Roaring Thunder.>:I

Alice: but enough about the champonship. Azelfland, we got a friend of yours you missed for a long time. you ready?:)

Me: yep.:D

Alice: i present to you THE KTM 1290 SUPER DUKE R!:D

My KTM 1290 Super Duke R: it's been almost a month, hasn't it, Azelfland?:)

Me: *gasps* REALLY?! THANK YOU SO MUCH, ALICE!! HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?!:D *hugs Alice*

Alice: all you have to do is win this tour for us, amigo.:)

Me: one win coming up!>:)

after the secondary goal of the first qualifier

Me: WOOHOO! did you guys see me stunting?!:D

Flora: we sure did.:)

Chica: it was awesome.:)

TheHawtDawg1: and since you collected 16 trophies, the McLaren team sent us a bunch of credits and a Championship Rookie Box. let's open it. *leaves the box to the ground* man, that's heavy. phew.:P

Me: *opens the Championship Rookie Box* let's see. we got a bunch of S class parts, with one of them being a drivetrain for S class, advanced tech, mid-tech and two Custom Racing Engines. just what we needed.:)

Alice: i'll get to pro tuning that drivetrain right away. *pro tunes the drivetrain to level 10* all done.:)

McLaren MP4-31: it's time to hit the roads again!:D

after the secondary goal of the first qualifier

Me: wanna go for another sipn?:D

McLaren MP4-31: maybe in 8 hours. i'm gonna need new tires after 5 races.:I

Me: okay. i'll wait for the tires, then.:)

after completing the third goal of the third qualifier

Me: okay. after getting 30 trophies, we got another box from the McLaren team. *opens the Championship Rookie Box* let's see. more S class parts, another advanced tech, a second mid-tech and two more Custom Racing Engines. it's time to tune up that suspension.:)

Alice: i'll get right to it. *pro tunes the suspension to level 6* that should do it.:)

McLaren MP4-31: sweet! now we got more of an edge against our opponents.:D

after the easy Grand Finale (and lots of farming)

Me: it was easy! stunting on them right now!:D

Hanna: thanks for the help back there.:)

Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: anything for my friends.:)

Alice: time for that suspension upgrade. *pro tunes the suspension to level 8* that's all we can do for now.:)

Shelby: *reads ThunderWolf and TheGoldenThunder's mind* i can read you. you guys must be Azelfland's friends, right?:)

ThunderWolf: yep.:)

Shelby: i'm Shelby the Fox. what you experienced was me reading your minds. anyway. this is my sister, Diana the Fox.:)

Diana: nice to meet you.:)

TheGoldenThunder: nice to meet you too.:)

Shelby: now, before you say anything, i know that you're going to ask what our part is in team Harmony. you see, i'm basically the healer of the team. there is no wound i can't heal. Diana is the brawn of the team, but with more brains than your average brawn. don't let her blonde hair fool you. she's super smart.:)

ThunderWolf: coooooool!:)

Shadow Azelfland: speaking of cool things, there are a bunch of motorcycles races we have to take on. *hops on the Suzuki GSX-R750* hop in, Shelby.;)

My Suzuki GSX-R750: now, if you'll excuse us, we got a Moto Blitz season to take on.;)

Diana: *sighs* well, i guess i'll keep up on foot again.-_-

after season 2 of the Moto Blitz

Me: so, how'd it go?:)

Shelby: way too easy. :)

Flora: hey, ThunderWolf. um.................. i was wondering. do you.......... um............ want to hang out with me?:3

ThunderWolf: sure thing. and i like how you're shy.:3

Flora: *giggles* awww, you're so sweet. see you at 7:00 PM.:3

and that's the end of episode 15 of season 2 of "car diaogues". the next tour is Patagonia. we're going to have an........... icy situation after this.

until next time.

-Azelfland.