User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S3: Sbarro Alcador Rescue

Got the Alcador, but haven't got time to finish this episode so echnically, the Alcador is an old car for me. Now, enjoy this epiosde. :P

In Vivendi’s Colorado Base…

Vivendi Evil Jingle: Vivendi Evil Incorporated! :D

Azefland.exe: (To Vincent) I SHALL CALL YOU “WIMP-CENT”! MY ALTER EGO WON THE AIS ONE BY ONE! D:<

AHGT.exe: No worries, man. With your might, we found Adrian Heat’s body and we revived him. >:)

Adrian Heat: Besides, we got a new AsphaltLand policy-NO FOREIGN CARS! >:D

Anais: Not only we destroyed that R8 punk’s cars, stripped his Huarya BC and hid his Chiron… >:)

Adrian Heat: But we also kidnapped his Alcador and his Huracan! >:)

Azefland.exe: Well, then explain that Camaro SS.

Entity303: Well, this is R8 tyke’s Camaro SS, but in an illegal colour and decal. >:)

Vincent: Though, TrashF*cker’s planes are an issue… >:|

Back in Iceland…

My Silvia (S15) Rocket Bunny: Well, let us introduce ourselves. I’m R8 tyke’s Silvia Rocket Bunny. Nice to meet y’all. ^_^

My A45: AND I’M HIS A45! ^_^

My AMG GT: And I’m the AMG GT. ^_^

My AMG GT3: MY COUSIN? LONG TIME NO SEE! O_O

My AMG GT: It’s sure is, bro. ^_^

My 675LT Spider: And I’m his 675LT Spider. ^_^

My 675LT: Hmm… an open top version of me? :|

My 570-VX: And I’m the 570-VX. ^_^

My 570S: Hey, you copied my face! >:(

My 570-VX: Says the car who is my untuned version. >:P

Donald Duck: Wow. Never expected that you got a big garage. :O

(Suddenly, a parcel hit me from nowhere)

Me: OW! X_X

Some car in my CSR2 Garage: What’s this? Oh! Some documents!

My TTS: WHO ARE YOU! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME! >:(

The car: Oh! I’m R8 tyke’s TT RS. :|

My TTS: Oh. :|

Me: Lemme see. IT’S THE REMAINING ALCADOR BPS! :D

My TT RS: So we got another car? :)

Me: Yup. AND THIS LOGO REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING. O_O

My TT RS: Oh, it’s the Gold Rushers sent you these. They said that they thanked you for helping them.

My Sparta: And with my telepathy, I found out he’s in the Moscow Tower which Azefland destroyed. >:|

Me: LET’S GO! >:D

At Moscow…

Vivendi Evil Jingle: Vincent’s Evil Tower in Moscow! :D

Me: (Busts the doors) WELL, WADDAYYUP, CYKA BLYATS! >:D

My TT RS: What is “Cyka Blyat”? :|

Me: “Cyka Blyat” means “f*cking bitch”. >:P

My R8 LMS Ultra: Oh. :|

At the top floor…

Adrian Heat: Well, well, well. If it isn’t the hateful moron that killed me! >:(

Me: Say WHAT? I GOT MY AUDIS! >:)

Adrian Heat: I got my Russian friends and Hussarya GT.exe. >:)

My Alcador: GET OWNED, NOOBLETS! >:)

AHGT.exe: SHUT UP, WIMP!! >:(

My RS5: You shouldn’t said that. >:(

(Adrian Heat shot my RS5 on the door) (Audi Meme Team got owned counter: 5)

My RS5: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR! X_X

My R8 e-tron: I’m so furious! I NEED TO REVENGE MY AUDI FRIEND!!!!! D:<

(My R8 e-tron magnifies and turns to a darker shade of green)

Adrian Heat: WHAT’S HAPPENING?!?!? O_O

My R8 LMS Ultra: You picked the wrong car. When the “Got Owned” counter of us Audis turned multiples of 5, the e-tron entres “Hulk Mode” randomly. >:P

AHGT.exe: BEHOLD! I’M THE GOD OF-(Gets hit by my Alcador)

My R8 e-tron: (Smashes AHGT.exe with my Alcador) R8 e-tron says that you are a weak god. Now, E-TRON SMASH! D:<

My Ford GT: Wow. That’s gonna REAL HURT. O_O

After some repetitive smashes…

My R8 e-tron: (Turns away) Puny god. >:(

My Sbarro Sparta: EPIC, and wait. Did my brother just got… SMASHED TO PIECES? O_O

Me: At least I got the BPs. :|

My TT RS: Well, the R8 e-tron still haven’t calmed down yet! O_O

My RS3: I got this. (To my R8 e-tron) Sun’s going low, Sun’s going low, Sun’s going REAL low. O_O;

(My R8 e-tron returned normal)

My R8 e-tron: We won-wait. THE ALCADOR IS SHATTERED BY ME! WHAT CAR AM I? T-T

AHGT.exe: RETREAT! F*CK YOU, AUDI R8 TYKE!!!! D:<

Me: So we’re goin’ to a trip to my base, to assemble the Alcador. :P

So here it is-hope y'all enjoy it and see ya next episode. :P