User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Sbarro Alcador build & Knuckles

that's the last time i'll ever use this meme. still funny, though.

during the Apollo N championship, after i completed Barcelona, the Sbarro Alcador multiplayer cup ended and so, i got the remaining blueprints i needed for it and assembled it. i don't care if anyone says it's bad or if it's ugly. my hate for it went away, now that i got it. though, i still dislike its design, in which i'll make a Predator reference for that.

this is episode 2 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". also, this is the last one for the blog barrage, because starting tommorow, i have school and an eleventh grader has gotta do what he's gotta do. here goes:

Barcelona, Spain

Apollo N: so, this is going to be my future home. nice!^_^

My BMW M2 Special Edition: so, you must be the new guy.:)

Apollo N: yep.:)

BMW M2 Special Edition: listen. just because you have a higher MAX PRO rank than i do doesn't mean you're better than me.:P

Apollo N: oh.:I

BMW M2 Special Edition: yeah.:I

Hanna: hey, don't be rude to our guest, M2 Special Edition.>:(

BMW M2 Special Edition: sorry about that. but anyway, good luck with the championship.:)

Apollo N: thanks.^_^

after the Grand Finale of Barcelona

My Pagani Huayra BC: should we farm to upgrade the GT by Citroen?:I

Me: let's wait till the Alcador mutiplayer cup ends.:I

My real life self: *breaks the fourth wall* you do realize that the day after tommorow, school begins, which means we won't have any time for farming at all, because of the homework i'll have to do.:I

Me: *also breaks the fourth wall* and my real life self. ruins everything. AS ALWAYS!>:( *sighs out of anger*

TheHawtDawg1: hey, don't be like that. at least we enjoyed the easter holidays while it lasted.:I

Me: that, i will give you.:P

the narrator from Spongebob: six hours later.

Me: okay, the van should be arriving any minute now. you know what that means>:I *uses the Double Credits*

My McLaren 675LT: okay. let's get to work, buddy.>:I

after a bit of grinding

My GT by Citroen: thanks for the upgrades.^_^

Alice: anytime.:)

Me: and guess what i got.^_^

Alice: the blueprints for the Alcador, right? problem is, we don't have her parts.:I

My Sbarro Sparta: i know exactly where they are. remember my EDD? her parts were left, after Azelfland assembled me. you'll thank me later.:)

Silver Azelfland: nice! now let's get the parts.:)

at the Sbarro Sparta EDD site

TheHedgehogOne: looks like there's Vivendi guards protecting the parts.>:I

Loraine: no problem. we'll kick their asses to the next dimension.>:)

Alice: there's also another problem.:I

Silver Azelfland: what is it?:I

Alice: this.>:I

Audi R8 tyke: a cage with someone inside it?:I

Vivendi goon 1: *sees Loraine's breasts* wow. boooooooobiiiiiiiiieess.:D *gets closer and grabs Loraine's breasts*

Alice: yep. and there's lava under it. also, let me do something really quick.>:I *uses TweakRacer's OCer on R8 tyke and turns him into a Hedgehog*

Audi R8 tyke: hm. i don't look-a half bad.^_^

Silver Azelfland: now, let's heat things up.>:) *uses Thunder's un-OCer to split the two*

???: man, that was so cool.:)

Audi R8 tyke: an Orange hedgehog version of myself. cool!:D

Jake the Hedgehog: you can call me Jake the hedgehog. nice to meet you all.^_^

Silver Azelfland: nice to meet you too. now, let's-

Loraine: HELLO?! ARE YOU LISTENING?! EARTH TO PERV!!>:(

Vivendi goon 1: *backs off* oh, dear.O_O

Loraine: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WITH THE ENEMY OR NOT! YOU DON'T GRAB WITHOUT PERMISSION!>:( *shoves the Vivendi goon*

Silver Azelfland: if Loraine doesn't like you, then i don't like you either!>:( *zaps the Vivendi goon to death with a Thunderbolt*

Loraine: serves him right!>:(

Vivendi goon 2: there they are! they came for the Alcador parts! GET THEM!>:(

TheHedgehogOne: looks like they're onto us!>:I

after some butt kicking, one of the Vivendi goons' body ends up pressing the "duct" button of the cage

Jake: uh-oh.O_O

???: *screams, as she falls to her doom*

Alice: wait. she looks familiar.:I

TheHedgehogOne: we don't have time for this! we need to save the girl!>:I

Jake: i'll save her! *runs super fast and saves the girl* gotcha!>:I *lands to the ground*

???: thanks. my hero.:3

Alice: i recognize that voice!O_O

???: ALICE?! is that really you?!O_O

Alice: it's been a long time, hasn't it?^_^

Everyone: YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?!O_O

Alice: yeah. she's my sister's friend and rival. but anyway, let me introduce you to her. everyone, this is Amy Rose. Amy, these are my friends Loraine the Batfox, Silver Azelfland and Audi R8 tyke. and this is my boyfriend, Lucas the Hedgehog, AKA TheHedgehogOne.^_^

Loraine: nice to meet you.^_^

Audi R8 tyke: nice to meet you as well.^_^

Amy Rose: and you are?:3

Jake: the name's Jake the hedgehog. nice to meet you.:3

Alice: now, it seems like we're forgetting something. oh, right. the parts for the Sbarro Alcador.:) *picks up the parts*

Amy: what's a Sbarro Alcador?:I

Audi R8 tyke: we'll explain on the way.:P

back at Azelfland's garage

Alice: hey, guys. guess who i found.^_^

TheGoldenThunder: OH, COME ON! another Soinc franchise character?!>:(

Me: i knew you'd react like this.-_-

Sonic: i gotta hide!O_O *tries to run away*

Wendy: nope! *grabs Sonic* you'll stand up to her, like it or not! man up already.>:(

Amy: SONIC!:D *runs towards Sonic*

Sonic: please don't let her tackle me!O_O

Me: oh, god. Wendy's right. just man up already.-_-

Amy: *gives Sonic a friendly hug* it's been a long time.^_^

Sonic: that's it? you're not gonna tackle me or anything?:I

Amy: don't be ridiculous. i matured ever since you left.:)

Wendy: nice. well, you wouldn't mind if i date him, would you?:P

Amy: EXCUSE ME?!>:(

Sonic: whoa! ladies! don't overrecact right now!O_O

Me: what's happening?:I

Knuckles: well, it's pretty much the same situation with Cynthia and R- *gets punched to the belly* oh no!X_X

Amy: don't you dare bring that up again!>:(

Sonic: listen, Amy. i chose to go with Wendy. she's very kind and i won't let you harm her, no matter what. and try to be kind to her. understood?>:(

Amy: okay.:(

Jake: don't worry, Amy. you'll find someone who will like you for who you are.:)

Amy: what if i don't? i guess i'll die alone after i get older.:(

Jake: trust me. that someone will come. you just need to be patient:)

Amy: thanks for your kind words, Jake.:3

the next day

Alice: everyone, i would like to introduce you to our newest team member, the Sbarro Alcador.^_^

My Sbarro Sparta: it's been a long time, sis.^_^

My Sbarro Alcador: it sure has.:)

My Ferrari LaFerrari: you're one ugly motherfucker.O_O

Sbarro Alcador: HEY!>:(

Sbarro Sparta: don't you dare insult my sister like that!>:(

Me: well, she is. and she's just as ugly as a Bruxish.:P

Sbarro Alcador: WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!>:(

Me: sorry. i just had to say it.:P

TheHawtDawg1: what the heck is a Bruxish?:I

Flora: Bruxish is a Water-Psychic pokemon from Pokemon Sun and Moon that's based on the Humanuku, a Hawaiian fish. also, it's illegal to fish for Humanukus. hope that helps. and i actually hate it, because it's really ugly.>:P

Me: well, you're not the only one. when i see one of those, i'm like: "ugh. and i thought Feebas was the ugliest pokemon i've ever seen in my life. i was wrong.", which became a terrible habit of my own.:P

Sbarro Alcador: anyway, since your hate for me went away, that means we're friends and allies now, right?:)

Me: yup.^_^

Apollo N: well, we're off to the Azure Coast.^_^

Sbarro Sparta: i'll come with you guys. i don't want ANYONE insulting my sister. understood?>:I

Azure Coast

Hanna: good news, everyone! the funfair is open right now!:D

Rouge: isn't that the same funfair we went last time?:I

Cynthia: yep.^_^

Me: and you know what means. once we beat the Grand Finale we'll go to the funfair.^_^

after the Grand Finale of Azure Coast

Jake: hey, Amy.^_^

Amy: hey, Jake. did you want to tell me something?:)

Jake: um.................... uh................ i was wondering.............. if you....... wanted to hang out................. with me?':I

Amy: *giggles* sure. this sounds fun.:3

later that day, in the hotel (11:00 AM)

Wendy: so, what brings you here on Earth?:)

Amy: i missed you guys. i was getting bored, when all of a sudden, a wormhole of some kind appeared. i ended up on Earth, but then got caught by some Vivendi or whatever they're called goons.:P

Alice: and then Jake saved her.:)

Amy: that was so kind of him. i feel like i'm in love.:3

Cynthia: are you sure about that? 'cause you were in love with Sonic before all this happened.:P

Amy: yeah, i'm sure. he's a very kind guy.:3

Shelby: whatever you say.:I

Loraine: from........ chasing Sonic just to be her boyfriend to giving up for another boy. that's a huge change.:P

Hanna:  i agree.:P

half an hour later (11:30 AM)

Jake: are you done yet?:I

Me: hey, what are you waiting?:I

Jake: i'm waiting for Amy to come out. it's been half an hour since she's been in the room.:P

Me: girls have priorities, you know.:I

Jake: but the wait is killing me.-_-

Both: girls. they never understand.-_-

Me: can't help but feel sorry for you.:P

Jake: yeah.:I

Hanna: *comes out of the room* we're ready, boys.:3

Amy: *also comes out of the room* do you like what you see?:3

Jake: wow. you girls look amazing.:3

Amy: *giggles* why, thank you.:3

Hanna: we'll see you guys at the funfair.^_^

me: well, Hanna. i'll let you drive my GT by Citroen.:)

Hanna: awww, that's so sweet of you. *gets in the GT by Citroen* wait. where are the buttons on the side of the steering wheel?:I

My GT by Citroen: the buttons are ON the steering wheel and not on the sides, like some supercars. you simply press them with your thump.:P

Hanna: oh. thanks for the heads-up.^_^

GT by Citroen: anytime.;)

at the funfair

Hanna: ugh. these guys again?>:(

Me: i'll handle this. we'll have some fun with them. *speaks in Spanish* hey. excuso me, jose. yo soy el Azelflando. and i want that grass. comprende?:) (translation: hey. excuse me, man. my name is Azelfland. and i want that grass. understood?) *Azelfland and Hanna laugh*

Vagos gang member: 'ey. f@#k you, cabron.>:(

Hanna: what?:I

Me: now, that wasn't nice. *tries again* coughio up el weedo, before i blow your brains out all over the patio.>:( (translation: cough up the weed, before i blow your brains out all over the floor)

Vagos gang member: chinga a tu mandre, pendejo.>:) (translation: f@#k your mother, asshole) *the Vagos gang members leave*

Hanna: man, let me get the heater on this.>:(

Me: you know what, screw this.>:( *gets out of the GT by Citroen*

Hanna: get him, Azelfland.>:)

Me (sneaking up on the Vagos): yeah, yeah. you're gonna get it now. *zaps both Vagos gang members to death* yeah! you messed with Azelfland* kicks their ashes* remember that name.>:)

Amy: did we miss anything?:I

Hanna: nah. nothing important.:P

Jake: fine by me.:)

the narrator from Spongebob: 3 hours later.

Hanna: that was so much fun. we'll see you guys later.^_^

Jake: see you guys later.:)

Amy: finally, it's the two of us.:3

Jake: yeah.^_^

Amy: so, um.............:3

Jake: listen. i have something to tell you.':I

Amy: what is it?:3

Jake: i know we just met and it might sound crazy, but........... Amy, i................ i'm in love with you.':I

Amy: *gasps* really?:3

Jake: yeah. ever since i saved you, i had feelings for you. i really did.:3

Amy: awwwwww, that's so sweet of you. and i feel the same way.:3

Jake: and, um....... i want to ask you this, hoping that the answer is yes. Amy Rose................. will you be my girlfriend?:3

Amy: *gasps and bursts into tears of joy* i would've never thought that the day would come. that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me. yes, i'll be your girlfriend! *sighs lovingly* i love you.:3

Jake: i love you too.:3 *they both make out*

Amy: you're really good at kissing.:3

Jake: thanks. we should hang out again sometime.^_^

Amy: *giggles* sure.:3

and that ends episode 2 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". i could write more, but school life is going to hit me hard. but it won't stop me from getting the cars i want. also, this ends my blog barrage.

until next time.

-Azelfland.