User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: The Renault Sport RS01 and Mosler Land Shark recruitments

well, with all things considered, the time where i got the last Renault and the Land Shark has come............... several days ago by now. still, it was worth it. that's all.

this is episode 16 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". more GTA references will be there in this one. here goes:

Azelfland's garage, 3:07 PM

Hanna: ladies an gentlemen, we called you here today for this riot that's happening in all the areas we can race in.>:I

Adam Knowles: i'm just thankful Michelle and i moved to Paris. it's very peaceful here.:I

TF2014: anyway, it's good to have you guys back.:)

ShinnyShin: well, knowing Azelfland, he's our friend. and we stand by each other.:)

Thunder: so, now what?:)

Me: we called you here because we need a new plan.>:I

Spudanky: so, what do we have?:)

ShinnyShin: i think we should just......... give up. we lost. it's over. the racing scene will fall apart.:(

TF2014: HEY! that's no way to talk, Shinny! Azelfland never gave up no matter what! when he was going for the AF10, he didn't give up!>:(

ShinnyShin: oh. congrats on the AF10, bud.^_^

Me: thanks.:)

TF2014: i never gave up during the 488 Pista's championship. it doesn't matter how hard thing got. we always persisted. if we give up now, Vincent will force everyone to live in fear of Gameloft and we can't let that happen!>:I

ShinnyShin: i guess you're right.:I

Brad Knowles: according to my bro's research, Gameloft became the third most hated company, behind EA in second and PETA in first, all because of this misunderstanding.>:I

Diana: wait, why PETA?:I

Aris Cheese God: does it have to do with PETA's tweet on Twitter of them harrasing Steve Irwin?:I

Me: yep. and EA is second most hated because of the microtransactions in their games, like Star Wars Battlefront 2 and Need For Speed Payback.>:I

Wanda: and because of this riot, every single boxing tournament has shut down! if i see Vincent i'm gonna punch the s**t out of him!>:(

ShinnyShin: but what if Gamel-

Persephone (pointing her gun at ShinnyShin): DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!>:(

ShinnyShin: ..... okay. ._.

Me: now, now! let's not resort to violence. another problem is that there is a guy trying to convince everyone that top models replacing Gameloft would make things in AsphaltLand better, when the contrary would happen. and that's none other than Jskylinegtr.>:I

Thunder: i don't like him.>:(

Adam Knowles: and if everyone believes him, who knows what consequences it will have?:(

Hanna: guess he'll also have to be terminated.>:I

Knuckles: tch. this will be a piece of cake. if that Jskylinegtr guy comes, we're gonna give him a good old Knuckle sandwich.>:)

(this episode is under construction. please standby.)