User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S4 Finale: The SLS Black R&D failure and the rejection of the Hallyu

Yup. I didn't get any car in this update. Not even the Pista. Now, watch as I fail the SLS and the i30N R&D.

BTW, I'm having school, AND ALL R&DS CAME IN THE WRONG MOMENT.

One peaceful day...

My Biome: Sheesh. I've heard that Azelf is getting into trouble with a gang. :|

Me: JUST DON'T INTRODUCE ME INTO THE MESS. Getting into trouble is the last thing a Hongkonger does. -_-

My GC9: True. We, the GLORIOUS CHINESE-

My Gumpert Apollo N: JUST STOP BLARING YOUR COMMUNIST STUFF TO US AND STFU! >:(

My SLS GT: Hey, did anyone just notice that the e-tron is *gulps* kinda DEAD these months?

Me: Oh. I tried to start him up, but no response.

My AMG A45: Hey, the R&D of the SLS Black is here-

Me: FFS WHY ALL THE R&DS ARE AT MY SCHOOL DAYS?! >:(

My AMG A45: ... sorry. AND do you want to take part? :|

Me: Erm... sure, but I cannot promise that I can get the car. :|

3 hours later, in the labs...

Me: The license plate of the SLS black... O_O

My Silvia Rocket Bunny: ...is EXACTLY the one in your CSR garage. O_O

Me: (fires up the SLS Black)

My SLS Black: Where... am I? The SILVIA ROCKET BUNNY? THE C63 507? O_O

My C63 507: Calm down, dude. You're safe with us AND R8 tyke, and he's going to take you to your event. :)

Me: It's been a LONG time, SLS Black. :)

My SLS Black: GOOD GRACIOUS YOU'RE HERE! I MUST TELL YOU THAT THE WORLD OF CSR IS FALLING APART! RICO ROSE IS WREAKING HAVOC AFTER HER SISTER'S DEATH! O_O

Me: Dang. JUST WILL THEY STOP?! >:(

My Cayman GT4: Well, we'll help with the CSR stuff. Focus on the R&D. >:|

Me: OK. Now, SLS Black, I may not get you. AND if I really couldn't, we'll escort you back to CSR. You're our hope to deal with the Tempe5t. >:|

My SLS Black: Deal. (hears a noise) I've heard that there's an Rouge AI here. >:|

Me: I'll get into it.

Some races later...

Me: Here it is! The AI!

AI: ALL_HUMANS_MUST_BE_STOPPED. >:|

Me: See if you can utter the SAME THING after I beat you. >:)

(Mozart's Dies Irae plays at the background)

My R8 LT: Welp, good luck for this. :)

My RS4: Wait. How come you're here, R8 LT? :|

My R8 LT: Well, I'm here because I am investigating the Rouge AI. >:|

Me: Oh. :|

After a race...

Rouge AI: JUST_YOU_WAIT! I'LL_GET_MY_REVENGE!!! (Teleports away)

Some days later, in Lab 4...

The scientist: Welp, I've made a portal into the Trivia app. Now, go and investigate. >:|

Me: Aye. >:| (Enters the portal with my cars)

In the app...

Trivia Bot: This is the Trivia Bot. See if you can beat me. If you don't, you remain in this realm. If you do, you walk free- no. I mean you drive free..... in your BRAND...... NEW..... CAR!!!!

Me: OH GOD. -_-

My R8 LMS Ultra: He just stressed out the "brand new car phrase". -_-

My AHGT: Time for some help! >:D

Meanwhile, in my garage...

My Beast Alpha: Hello, AHGT. What can I-

My AHGT (on the text): MY NAME IS NOT THE AHGT! ANYWAYS, I need you to send the R8 SE here. NOW! >:| (Leaves the phone no. of the scientist)

My Beast Alpha: Right-o. >:| (Sends the R8 SE to the scientist)

Meanwhile, in the app...

My R8 SE: (Teleports to here and accidentially triggered the "spotlight on the host" button) Hm? What's up? :|

(The trivia bot turned into my R8 e-tron)

My R8 SE: Wait. That figure is the R8 e-tron? :|

My R8 e-tron: AH SH*T! HE FIGURED IT OUT! >:(

My Aventador SV: Be careful. The e-tron seems more evil than before! >:|

My SIN R1: WHERE'S OUR RIGHETOUS E-TRON! >:|

My R8 e-tron: That cute, lovely, nice lil' e-tron is gone. Now, I'm here to destroy you ALL! >:D

My R8 LMS Ultra: Are you nuts? How could you destroy your twin brother and your racing cousin? >:|

(My R8 e-tron attacks my R8 LMS Ultra, but he dodged the attack)

My SLS Black: Guys, we need to takedown the virus that's controlling this lab. >:|

My S4: That means an INFECTION RACE? >:|

Me: That's what I'm expected. >:|

(After clearing the virus...)

My SLS Black: Phew, we're like, gained the upper hand! >:D

My R8 SE: AND I've stunned the rockers lil' e-tron. He's in the USB.>:|

Me: Time to get back to the real life world! >:)

(After exiting the app)

My R8 SE Hologram: If you excuse me, I'm going to use the e-tron's body. :P (teleports away)

Scientist: Hey, you haven't cleared- oh wait. You HAVE the car. OK. This one time, I'll let you take the car. >:|

Me: Thanks. :) Meanwhile, I'm just asking: is the i30 here? :|

Scientist: Yup. BRING IN THE I30! :D

My i30N Fastback: Hi, I'm the i30N. Nice to meet you. ^_^

My C63 507: Wait. Shouldn't you be a hatchback? :|

My i30N Fastback: Well, some of my kind are hatchbacks, but some, like me, are the new "Fastbacks". :)

Me: *Yawns* NOT INTERESTED. -_-

My Mazda 6: C'MON. IT'S A GOOD CAR. >:(

Me: BUT I HAVE A MILLION REASONS WHY I HATE KOREA. (Rants for a long time)

My SL65: Welp, ignore him. He's ranting forever. Now, we may not get you, so don't get too sad.

After my rants ended, the R&D ended

Real life me: Argh. I just haven't got time for the R&D. ._.

AND here it is, the S4 finale. Sorry as I am too busy to make stories.