User blog:Azelfland/Multi-universe stories: End Of The Line

It's finally time to end the Gameloft riot arc. We've come a long way since August 2017.

This is the final episode of "Multi-universe stories", which dates after TF2014's official retirement. Enjoy. Or not. Not like i care.

Me: hey, Hanna!>:I

Hanna: what's up, Azelfland?🙂

Me: it's time to deal with TweakRacer.>:)

Hanna: yeah. Let's go.>:)

Me: team Azelfland is taking this fat fool down!>:)

On the way to TweakRacer's crack palace

Me: are you sure he's in the east of Paris?😐

Hanna: he's in a crack palace that's a hundred metres away from the Arc of Triumph.😐

Me: he's as good as dead, then.>:)

Hanna: i just can't believe you're going to end this with the car that started this riot.😐

My Jaguar C-X75: hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix jt.:P

Hanna: so, this is it, huh? Team Azelfland sorting s**t out.😐

Me: yep.😐

Hanna: nervous?😐

Me: yeah.😐

Hanna: me too. Me too.🙂

Near TweakRacer's crack palace

Me: listen. I know you're in for this, but i have to go in there alone.😐

Hanna: huh?! Why?!😐

Me: TweakRacer tricked me. Vincent tricked me.😐

Hanna: they tricked us all.😞

Me: and you're right. I WAS a coward when cars like the i8 and the Preliator needed me the most. Hey, P1 boy left because of the mess these two caused. This one is for him. For our friends. And for you, Hanna.😐

Hanna: for team Azelfland, baby.🙂

Me: yeah. For team Azelfland. And hey, if you need me, you know where i'll be.🙂

Hanna: i know. You've always been there for us.🙂

One raid later, in TweakRacer's room

Me: hey, TweakRacer!😡

TweakRacer: hey, Azelfland. I was wondering when you'd show up.🙂

Me: how did you know it was me?😡

TweakRacer: i knew it was my old friend Azelfland. Knew that he was coming and that i don't give a s**t.😋

Me: I'm here to take care of your fat ass. Then i'm gonna take care of all your friends from Vivendi. Where are they?!😡

TweakRacer: man, f**k this s**t! *Hits the bong* man, that's some good s**t.😁

Me: man, you and Vincen-

TweakRacer: man, f**k Vincent. And f**k his CJ rip-off. And f**k Gameloft, man! All that is old s**t! Look at you, you got the whole world! I don't have any regrets, man!😡

Me: but Tweak, y-

TweakRacer: I MADE IT, AZELFLAND! I'M A SUCCESS!! I CAN'T BE TOUCHED!! I don't give a f**k. F**k the whole world!😡

Me: what happened to you?😞

TweakRacer: maaaaaan, what the f**k do you care?! Oh, i guess we better do this s**t, then!😡 *Pulls out his shotgun from the safe*

Me: are you seriously wearing body armour, Tweak? Man, I'm disappointed in you. I thought you were gangsta.😞

TweakRacer: hey, i'm a motherf***ing celebrity! All kind of crazy cats want a piece of me. SOMEBODY SAVE THE TWEAK!!😬

One epic confrontation later

Me: hey, Tweak, what made you flip out like that, man? Was it the drugs or what?😞

TweakRacer (dying): i got caught up in the money...... *Cough* the power....... I don't give a s**t......... Oh, f**k man.......... *Cough cough* X_X

Me: then why didn't you just quit? We were like a family, man.😞

TweakRacer (dying): i had no choice. I had to do it....... I just see the opportunity.......... *Cough cough* oh, when i'm gone, everyone is gonna remember my name.......... TweakRacer.........X_X *dies from his last breath*

Me: ........... Damn!............ What a waste...😞

Vincent: *comes in* Azelfland, my man! I need you to do me another favour. You killed Johnes and now THIS fat f**k?! There's no stopping you! Put out your fire and electricity.>:)

Me: you're not leaving out of here alive, man!😡

Vincent: where's Hanna at? Huh?>:I

Me: why didn't you just shoot me in the back? Feeling exposed? Huh?😡

Vincent: just shut up and load the bag. *Rolls the suitcase towards Azelfland* come on, let's go. I don't have time to mess with you.>:I

Me (loading the suitcase): so, how does it feel, Vincent? All alone, no one got your back. Sucks, doesn't it?:P

Vincent: why do you think I'm alone? I got a couple of rookies outside. But I'll need to slowly open their eyes. You know, a little truth here, a little truth there. All right, screw it. That's enough. Chug it over. I've got a firetruck to catch.>:)

Me: *rolls the suitcase back to Vincent* you're crazy, man. Lost it........ Gone.😐

Vincent: half of the world is looking for Vivendi goons to kill, Azelfland. And I'm not about to get dragged out of my Centenario and get beaten to death by some angry mob. No, no. Not tonight.>:I

Me: what are you catching? A plane?😐

Vincent: DING DING DING DING DING!! Good answer, Azelfland! You know, you'll be thanking me one day for opening your f***ing eyes. OH, i ALMOST forgot, Azelfland! *Loads up his shotgun* time to die.😈

Me: um, HANNA!!😬

Vincent: *turns around* wha-?! MOTHERF- *shoots twice and misses both shots* it ain't over, Azelfland! It ain't over!>:I

On the third floor

Vincent: AZELFLAND, YOU MOTHERF***ING PIECE OF S**T GANGBANGING C***SUCKER!!😠 *leaves the place to burn*

One epic escape later

(This episode is under construction. Please standby.)