User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the SSC Tuatara recruitment, the MP4-25 build and the Apollo IE R&D

this time, the Apollo IE R&D is around the corner, which became the talk of the town. now, before i took part, i got the Tuatara, so i can fully upgrade the IE with ease and say "good riddance" to those token-only upgrades on acceleration and handling. and GeneroussLoft strikes again, as i got the MP4-25 at long last. tommorow, i'm also gonna get the SIN R1 and while we're at it, i'm halfway done with lab 2.

this is episode 9 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

in Vivendi's fourth secret base in Havana, Cuba

Vincent: so, how's the production going?:I

Mike458: it's going well. we ended it. i present to you now................... Metal Azelfland.:)

Metal Azelfland: greetings, master. i'm Metal Azelfland. how may i assist you?

Vincent: why doesn't he have a mouth?:I

Mike458: we cut production a bit........... short, because you wanted it right now. but we'll give him a mouth to express emotions, like humans, later on. and all thanks to our new ally.:)

Vincent: okay. now, Metal Azelfland, head to the testing room. we want to see what you can do.:)

Metal Azelfland: as you wish, master.

meanwhile, in Azelfland's garage

Me: hey, guys. guess who i found in the car dealership.^_^

My 1965 Shelby Cobra: wait. isssssssssss that.....? TUATARA?!O_O

My SSC Tuatara: it'sssssssssss been a long time, Cobra.^_^

Everyone: YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?!O_O

SSC Tuatara: yep.^_^

1965 Shelby Cobra: wanna guessssssssss what we have in common?:)

TheHawtDawg1: you both rattle like snakes, right?:I

SSC Tuatara and 1965 Shelby Cobra: yep.:) *both rattle like snakes*

two days later

Me: man, things are getting boring. i know we have the SIN R1 war, but geez.:I

Hanna: well, something will h-

TF2014 (in Big Smoke's voice): *comes out of nowhere* YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!>:(

Me: HEY! HEYHEYHEYHEY! TF2014, IT'S ME, AZELFLAND! CHILL, CHILL!O_O

TF2014: *immidiately recognizes Azelfland* Azelfland? *drops the baseball bat* OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH, my dog! wassup? *hugs Azelfland* ha ha ha ha! hey, man. you okay?^_^

Me: yep. feels good to see you, man.:)

Hanna: long time no see, buddy.^_^

TF2014: so, are you planning on getting the IE yet?:)

Me: on Tuesday night, yes. but there's a- *sees the 28th MP4-25 blueprint* GUYS, THERE'S AN MP4-25 BLUEPRINT! I'M GETTING IT RIGHT NOW!O_O *spends 83.800 credits for the blueprint, then opens the 2 blueprint boxes of it*

Diana: wow. that was fast.O_O

Alice: luckily, the blueprints are written in English. so, no need for translations there.:)

McLaren P1 boy: the problem is, someone else got the parts. they're on an air fleet called the Panda fleet. and it's headed to California, USA.>:I

TweakRacer: THAT F@#$ER IS BACK?! UGH! HE NEVER LEARNS!>:(

TF2014: so, Roaring Thunder's boss is causing us trouble, huh? i'll deal with the R&D for now. you guys get to the fleet.>:I

Sonic: right. Tails, let's go.:)

Tails: just like old times.^_^

Silver Azelfland: Loraine, Cream, Wendy and i will come too. you never know what's gonna happen.>:I

Loraine: problem is, we can't be seen. how do we get there without having to use teleportation or Ultra Wormholes AND without attracting attention?:I

Me: Markiplier can help.:)

TheHawtDawg1: Markiplier? how is he gonna help?:I

Hanna: he's got a jet he bought online. i'll send him a message.:)

near the panda fleet

Silver Azelfland: awwww, yeah! this is gonna be so easy!^_^

Markiplier: yeah, about that, jet fuel is kind of expensive. you'll have to land on one of the airships.:I

Sonic: isn't that a bit risky?:I

Markiplier: ..................................:I

Everyone: *gets out of the jet and lands on one of the airships*

Wendy: you've got to be kidding.-_-

Markiplier: hey, call me if you need any help.:) *flies away*

the boss of Roaring Thunder (through megaphones and in Eggman's voice): MWAHAHAHAHAHA! you fools must all have a death wish? witness this invincible battleship, built by the hands of a genius! its power..... unmatched throughout the universe!>:D

Loraine: if you seriously want a battle, YOU WILL have it! let's pummel that cheater!>:(

after lots of destruction

Cream: you're not going anywhere, you meanie!>:(

Loraine: nowhere to run now!>:)

Wendy: we can save a lot of time AND broken bones if you just quit NOW!>:)

the boss of Roaring Thunder: hmph! enough of this! Sonic, Tails, Silver Azelfland, Wendy, Cream, Loraine, time to meet your maker! i'll show you what REAL evil is!>:(

Silver Azelfland: this ends here! are you guys ready?!>:I

Wendy: heck yeah!>:)

Loraine: no holding back!>:)

after some damage to the Panda Emperor

Silver Azelfland: is that all you got, coward?>:)

Sonic: looks like you're not reacting fast.>:)

Tails: tough luck for you.>:)

the boss of Roaring Thunder: it's not over yet, troublesome fools!>:(

after more damage to the Panda Emperor

Cream: will you give up now, you meanie?!>:(

Wendy: last chance to surrender.>:I

Loraine: don't even THINK of running away! or that we'll spare you a third time!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: I'M NOT GOING DOWN THAT EASY!! *the Panda Emperor gets completely destroyed* DEFEATED?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!O_O *ejects at the last second*

Sonic: it's game over for you, pal!>:)

Persephone: *teleports at the scene with Cynthia, Knuckles, Sean, Emily, ThunderWolf, Flora and Carl* just as i thought. you'd get in our way again!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: can't you ever let me win? what do you want from me?!:(

Loraine: we want you to suffer! that's what!>:(

Knuckles: is it time for the Knuckle Sandwich?>:I

Cyntia: well.................. not yet.:I

Persephone: listen up, you cheating bastard! TELL US WHAT THE F@#K VINCENT IS PLANNING THIS TIME! RIGHT THIS F@#$ING INSTANT!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: okay, fine! i'll tell you! Vincent wanted the parts for the IE R&D, to make sure Azelfland would fall into his trap. the Panda fleet invasion was to cause chaos, because Vincent was mad when R8 tyke and Azelfland beat the Sarthe championship!O_O

Persephone: that's what i thought. but don't think we'll spare you a third time!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: if............. if you kill me here and now, Vincent will hunt you down............... and once he finds you, you'll die.X_X

Cynthia: you know what, i'm getting sick and tired of his bulls@#t. just kill him already.>:(

Persephone: agreed. no point in talking to him. so, suck on this.>:) *gives the boss of Roaring Thunder the middle finger*

the boss of Roaring Thunder: WHY YOU LITTLE............................. YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A BITCH THAT HAPPENS TO BE WITH A TEAM OF IDIOTS THAT DON'T LIKE YOU!>:(

Persephone: *gasps and starts crying*

Cream: you meanie!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunde: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU CHILD THAT NO ONES LOVES!>:(

Cream: *also starts crying*

Sonic: YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: that's because YOU are the cheaters!>:P

MICROAGRESSION! HIT HIM!>:D

Loraine: time to unleash your anger, Silver.>:)

Silver Azelfland: *bumps his fists and uses the Electric Fly* GIMMEMYMONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! *uses it again* GOTTASUCKMYNUTS!! *and again* BRINGALLTHESAUUUUUUUUUCE!! *and again* JOHNYSTARTTHECAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!D:<

the boss of Roaring Thunder: please................. i'll never cheat again............... have mercy.O_O

Flora: you were a nuisance to us! NO MERCY FOR YOU!>:( *beats the everliving crap out of the boss of Roaring Thunder*

Sonic and Tails: whoa!:O

Silver Azelfland (making his Mortal Kombat announcer impression): FINISH HIM!>:)

Sonic and Tails: whoa!:O

Silver Azelfland: what?>:I

Flora: *proceed to punch the boss of Roaring Thunder super fast* AAAAAAAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATATATA WAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!D:<

ThunderWolf: that's my girl.^_^

the boss of Roaring Thunder: is that all you got?>:)

Flora: i pressed your hidden pressure points. there's no point in fighting back. you will die in 10 seconds.>:)

the boss of Roaring Thunder: huh? you must be joking, right?:I

Sonic: she's not kidding.>:)

ThunderWolf: omae wa, mou shindeiru.>:) (translation: you're already dead.)

the boss of Roaring Thunder: NANI?!O_O (translation: WHAT?!) *his body inflates and explodes violently*

Silver Azelfland (making his Mortal Kombat announcer impression): Flora wins. flawless victory. FATALITY!>:)

Sonic and Tails: whoa!:O

Wendy: wow. that was hardcore.O_O

Cream: all right. i felt really uncomfortable with this.O_O

Cynthia: i know i gave the Conglomerate head a brutal death, but geez. that was overkill.O_O

Sonic: should we...................... do anything with the body?:I

Everyone (except for Cream and Persephone): ewwwww.-_-

Carl: Tails and i will head back to cheer Persephone and Cream up. you guys get out of here as soon as possible. there's a cage not too far from here.>:I

Me (making my Spongebob narrator impression): a few moments later.:P

Cynthia: looks like this is it. Knux..... it's time for the good old knukcle sandwich.>:)

Knuckles: *punches the door with a huge amount of force and breaks it*

Norman Choi: I DON'T WANT TO W- oh. it's you guys. thank god.^_^

Everyone: MISTER CHOI?!O_O

Norman Choi: it's a long story. what about Roaring Thunder's boss?:I

ThunderWolf: he's dead. which means Roaring Thunder is no more. for real, this time.:)

Norman Choi: i'll explain later. care to get me back home?:I

Sonic: sure.:)

back at Azelfland's garage

Carl: don't listen to what Roaring Thunder's boss says. we all like you.:3

Persephone: r-really?:'(

Carl: yeah. and we really do care about you.:3

Persephone: awwwwwwwww.:'3

Carl: *pets her hair* shhhhhhhhhhh. everything's gonna be okay. don't cry. i'm here for you.:3

Persephone: *stops crying* i feel much better now.:3

Carl: anything for my princess. also, i'm glad Roaring Thunder is no more.^_^

Persephone: couldn't agree more.:)

the next day

My McLaren Mercedes MP4-25: hey, Azelfland. been a long time.^_^

Me: it sure has.:)

NEKON: you won't believe it, but this time, someone is sending us 700.000 credits for all the F1 cars.^_^

Me: who?:I

NEKON: you ready? ............................. none other than Lewis Hamilton!:D

TheHawtDawg1: NO FRICKING WAY!!!:D

Me: even Hamilton is helping us on the fight against Vivendi! awesome!:D

lab 1, Hong Kong

Apollo Intensa Emozione: so, you're the world-famous Azelfland, right?:)

Me: the one and only.^_^

Apollo Intensa Emozione: yeah, i heard a lot from my brother. and i want to see if you're the real deal.:)

Hanna: he's been through a lot of R&Ds. and he beat almost every one of them.:)

the next day, after test 9

Apollo Intensa Emozione: wow. i didn't think you were THAT good.^_^

Alice: okay. let's fully upgrade your top speed.:) *applies the free upgrade on top speed level 5*

Apollo Intensa Emozione: can't wait for tommorow.:)

Tokyo, Japan, lab 2

Shelby: now, that's a cool lab.:D

Azelfbot #587: greetings, humans and Mobians. i'm Azelfbot number 587. nice to meet you.^_^

Me: that's FORMER human to you. anyway, nice to meet you.^_^

TheHawtDawg1: this lab is cool. so, are there more like you?:)

Azelfbot #587: yes. my fellow Azelfbot friends and i run this lab. and for our fellow former human driver, the first test of our lab is simple. all you have to do is finish in first.:)

Me: fine by me:)

Sonic: hmmmmmmm............ the strange logo on one of the Azelfbots.......... i feel like i've seen it before................... nah. who cares at this point? they're really friendly.^_^

after test 16

Me: seems to me that this R&D isn't hard at all.:)

Audi R8 tyke: wait till you get to lab 4. it's going to be an absolute trollfest.:P

Me: yeah.:I

meanwhile, back in Havana, Cuba

Vincent: so, how's the plan coming along?>:)

Metal Azelfland: every Azelfbot is ready to be controlled, master.

Vincent: nice. BUT we'll wait for the right time to strike. Azelfland and his friends will think it's a normal R&D. but once he gets to test 59, BOOM! you'l control them and we'll kill them.>:)

Metal Azelfland: the plan sure is excellent, master.

Mike458: but there's a problem.:I

Vincent: what is it?:I

Mike458: Azelfbot number 587 is the only one we made that can't be controlled by Metal Azelfland.:I

Vincent: it doesn't matter. they won't know what hit 'em.>:)

Metal Azelfland: that's my master.

and that ends episode 9 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". now this R&D will be hard, but i'll win it, no matter what sacrifices i must make in real life. especially when it comes to school life.

until next time.

-Azelfland.