User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S3: The Corvette C3 Rescue

Yup. I got the C3. So let's get into this sh*t.

After the completion of the Marquis World Championship…

My Maserati GTS: Well, I’ve watched you race with my brother. Pretty impressive. ^_^

Me: Yeah. ^_^

My R8 LMS Ultra: I guess we should go to Russia. Because well, a vacation. :)

Me: Yup. :)

At Russia…

My Marussia B2: Welcome, comrades. I’ve been waiting you. ^_^

Me: Just dudes are OK. Stop making that communist expression. :|

My B2: Oops, my bad. My previous owner always calls people “comrades”. :|

Me: ANYWAYS, can you show us around? ^_^

My B2: Sure.

Later that night…

My B2: So, R8 tyke’s many Audi friends, I’m going to show you some Russian stuff. (Takes out a bottle of Vodka)

My R8 e-tron: What is this? :|

My B2: Vodka. It is a very nice drink for all cars. It’s IRRESISTABLE. :)

Me: (Busting in) DUDES! YOU NEED TO SEE THIS! THE CORVETTE C3 IS ON A SALE! O_O

My Maserati GTS: Then let’s get him. :)

(After 16 hours of journey…)

Me: Weird, seems like that we’ve visi-

Vivendi Evil Jingle: Vivendi’s Evil Base in Moscow! :D

My Maserati GTS: Yup. The same base where you saved the Alcador. ._.

Vincent: OOOH AUDI R8 TYKE? Surprise, surprise. Come and take a seat. >:)

(I went into the base)

Vincent: (Activates a trap and traps me) AHA! YOU’RE TRAPPED! >:D Lemme tell you my evil scheme. Now, see the cage of the Corvette C3 here? I’m currently-

Azefland.exe: VINCENT? WHY DO YOU TELL OUR EVIL PLAN TO THIS F*CK! Well, you see, he is a wimp. Now, we have summoned COMMUNISTS from the Soviet Union to kill you, R8 tyke. Have fun in a prison in the 70’s. >:)

Communists from Soviet Union: IT’S CALLED “GULAG”! >:(

Azefland.exe: Now, we’re leaving. COMRADES, CAPTURE THIS CAPITALIST! >:)

Communists: AYE, AZEFLAND.EXE COMRADE! :D

(“Red Alert 3- Soviet March” plays in the background)

Communists: KILL THE CAPITALISTS AND RESTORE MOTHER SOVIET UNION! D:<

My Corvette C3: F*ck, that’s the worst scene I’ve been in. ._.

(Suddenly, the BGM changes to “Rush B”)

My R8 LMS Ultra: (Busts the door) IDI NAHUI, BLYATS! D:< (Translation: F*CK OFF, BITCHES!)

Communists: убей его! (Translation: KILL HIM!) >:(

My Audi S4: HARNESS THE POWA OF VODKA! D:<

My RS4 and my TTS: (In Leeroy Jenkins style) VODKAAAAAA POWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:< (Rams over some of the Communists)

My TT RS: Привет, товарищи, мне есть, что посмотреть! (Translation: Hey, comrades, I have something to show you. >:)

Some communists: What the blin is this? :|

(BGM changes to a Russian version of “Never gonna give you up-Rick Astley”)

Those communists: AH SH*T! RICK ROLLED! (Dies)

My RS5: HARNESS THE POWER OF ABSOLUTE VODKA!!!! D:<

(BGM changes to a Russian version of ”Shooting Stars”)

(All the communists fell into a vodka-filled alternate universe, and then get squashed by a shooting star)

Me: (Breaks the cage with a water pipe nearby) So, here you go, C3. (Uses the credits to bust the C3’s cage)

My Corvette C3: Thanks, man. I owe you one. ^_^

My B2: Well, those Audis just have one too much vodka. BESIDES, I’ve tracked down the Huracan and the Hayabusa. >:|

Me: Good. LET’S GET ‘EM! ^_^

The "Marquis World Championship" thing is in Real Racing 3 if you wondered. ANYWAYS, ENJOY! ^_^