User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the ED Design Torq build (for real, this time) and the Ferrari 488 Pista recruitment

remember that bug from the Porsche update where you got the ED Design Torq once you started the C63 R&D? well, now i got it. for real, this time. which happened the day before yesterday. i also got the 488 Pista. you could say the championship Pista-ff a lot of people. i also got the Huayra BC in Asphalt 9 which took me only 5 minutes after its release. new record on getting a released car in Asphalt 9.

this is episode 4 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Azure Coast, 10:07 AM

Me: well, according to TF2014, the qualifiers in Azure Coast are rigged. we need to be cautious.>:I

My Ferrrari 488 Pista: there's no turning back now.>:I

Feuerrm: i don't know, man. i mean, have you seen the people that struggled with it?:I

Me: i know it will be a struggle, but this time, we're NOT giving up!>:I

My 2018 McLaren X2: this is going to be my championship all over again. just watch until Azelfland loses his sanity and spends a lot of tokens to skip the qualifiers.-_-

after the sixth qualifier

Hanna: FINALY! that nightmare is over!>:(

Loraine: well, the Grand Finale will be a breeze, though. it's no big deal.:P

at the Grand Finale

the announcer: this is it, folks! the final Grand Finale of the Ferrari 488 Pista championship! who's gonna win? who's gonna go home? let's find out!:D

Ferrari 488 Pista: let's do this!>:)

at the final turn of lap 2

the announcer: it's final straight of the race! AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE CHAMPIONSHIP IS OVER! WHAT A RACE! AFTER TWO MONTHS MISSING IN ACTION, TEAM AZELFLAND STILL HAVE IT IN THEM!! AND THEY WON THE 488 PISTA! that is it for this championship! not much to say for the next ones! see you in the next championship, folks!:D

Loraine: told you.:P

Me: well, we did well. and the carnival is waiting for us.^_^

Hanna: sure. *gets a message* hm?:I

TheHawtDawg1: what's wr-

Hanna: *screams*

Me: what is it?O_O

Hanna: SOMEONE SENT ME SOME YOU-KNOW-WHAT! ON MY PHONE!O_O

TheHawtDawg1: it's the PCG. it must've been.>:I

Diana: can't believe them!>:(

TraceG11: there's also one thing i can't believe. *sees the VVS trying to sneak away* GOTCHA, BITCH!>:D

Vincent: ah, s**t! he figured it out!>:(

Ferrari 488 Pista: well, well, well. if it isn't the f***ers that put token-only upgrades on me in the first place!>:(

My Vanda Electrics Dendrobium: you guys wanted Azelfland to use his tokens on the token-only upgrades. however, we had our countermeasures. with the free upgrades, we spent no tokens on it.>:)

My Nanoflowcell QUANT FE: but you decided to make it worse, by rigging the final qualifiers. luckily, we didn't give up. we stayed strong. so, you lose. again.>:)

mike458: and we would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!>:(

Shadow Azelfland: whatever. you still lost anyway.>:P

Me: now, don't go thinking that it's okay to put my garage into lockdown for no reason. this is what happens when you mess with us!>:( *zaps the VVS and sends them flying*

all the villains of the VVS: TEAM VIVENDI IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!X_X *ting*

Hanna: well, they're gone now.:P

Me: well, let's g-

news broadcaster (on TV): we interrupt our program to bring you this live broadcast. there has been a massive zombie outbreak in Berlin. a zombie apocalypse is happening and it's because of a human-sized panda that has the power of rejection i- *the TV turns off*

Shelby: should we be, like, worried about this?:I

Me: nah, it's probably nothing.:P

two days later

Feuerrm: the 918 EDD is here.>:I

My Porsche 918 Spyder with Weissach Package: thank god we don't have to deal with that!O_O *Vietnam war flashbacks*

My Apollo IE: what's wrong, sweeite?:I

Porsche 918 Spyder with Weissach Package: you don't want to know!O_O

Me: i also got a message fromTF2014. he wants us to help him.

Nick: then it's time to set our plan in motion.>:I

3 days later

Me: THERE'S THE LAST BLUEPRINT FOR THE ED DESIGN TORQ FOR CREDITS!!O_O

My Pagani Huayra BC: i'm on it.>:I

after getting over 83.600 credits

Alice: now we can finally get the ED Torq. for real, this time.:P

Wanda: luckily, Persephone and i know Chinese.:)

TraceG11: remember the C63 R&D? the labs have the parts.>:I

Flora: but it's been abandoned since the time Azelfland got his C63.:I

Hanna: it doesn't matter. we'll get there.>:I

at the C63 R&D labs

ThunderWolf: hello?:I

Persephone: anyone around here?:I

???: i've been waiting for you.>:)

the lights turn on and reveal TweakRacer

Everyone: TWEAKRACER?!O_O

TweakRacer: if it isn't the pathetic losers i despise.>:)

Diana: what did you do with the parts for the ED Torq?!>:(

TweakRacer: i have them right here. and just so you know, I was responsible for the massive zombie outbreak in Berlin.>:)

Shadow: YOU WHAT?!>:(

Chica: but.................... why?:(

TweakRacer: i'll tell you why. because you AND Azelfland never believed me. Gameloft were ALWAYS the bad guys from the start! but you NEVER accepted it. with the power of rejection, i shall make EVERYONE IN THE WORLD FEEL MY PAIN! i'll control an army of zombies! AND I SHALL RULE OVER GAMELOFT WITH AN IRON FIST! and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it!>:)

Diana: that's, like, the dumbest plan of world domination ever.>:(

TweakRacer: it may be dumb, but at least I'M all action and no words!>:P

Silver Azelfland: listen up, dickhead! someday, we'll find your true weakness!>:(

TweakRacer: well, i'd like to see you try. but for now, say hello to my mutants.>:) *summons an army of mutants*

Everyone: *screams*

Tails: WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!O_O

TweakRacer: these are my panda mutants. with your powers.>:)

Shadow: one question. why is there a Kantonian Muk alongside them?-_-

Muk: keeeeeeeeeeeell meeeeeehhh.

TweakRacer: oh, that? just wanted to add it for a bit of irony.:P

Flora: YOU'LL PAY FOR BEING A MEANIE!>:(

the narrator from Spongebob: twelve seconds later.

TweakRacer: IMPOSSIBLE!O_O

Shadow Azelfland: *uppercuts TweakRacer and fires a lazer from his forehead* GO TO HELL!>:(

TweakRacer: I'LL BE BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!X_X *ting*

back at the EDD site

My ED Design Torq: phew. thanks, you guys. i was sick and tired of that idiot.:P

Alice: anytime.^_^

Pagani Huayra BC: but how do i know if you're the real "cockroach"?:I

Persephone: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!O_O

ED Design Torq: whoa! calm down, lady! i may look like a cockroach, but i'm not like one.O_O

Persephone: sorry. i'm just scared of cockroaches since i was a baby.:(

ED Design Torq: it's okay.:)

Me: well, good news. the Huayra BC can now be added to our second home.:)

Pagani Huayra BC: oh, god. here goes the blueprint collecting process again.-_-

Alice: you'll love your second home. it's awesome.:)

TF2014: well, anyway. time to execute our plan.>:I

Me: we got this.>:)

and that ends episode 4 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". i'll wait till the next update. but for now, upgrading is more important.

until next time.

-Azelfland.