User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Lamborghini Aventador SV EDD, part 1

you thought i was dead? nope! i was busy.

so, the Aventador SV EDD has been revived at long last. so, i thought it was time to get revenge on that EDD, just to get that Aventador SuperVeloce. but, according to the comments on this very wiki, we don't get blueprints for the car, but the whole car itself. also, i'm thinking of dropping a joke about Gameloft not bothering to change the rewards at all in this situation. so, pay attention to the fourth-wall breaking i'm about to drop, just like i did right now. also, i intended to make Vivendi as the real bad guys.

this is episode 22 of season 3 of "car dialogues". been a while since last time. so, here goes:

Me: *narrating the story* after the failure of the Hayabusa R&D, TweakRacer revealed himself as the fake leader of the government. turns out it really WAS a trap. however, we escaped by the skin of our teeth and got the 7 blueprints in the storage. we won't let the Hayabusa's sacrifice go in vain. after school, Hanna and i took down the AC 378 GT Z's mastery challenges and with the Double Credits we got, we could get the Biome, the Sagaris and the 675LT by our side. but there has been a slight change of plans.

TheHawtDawg1: looks like the EDD of the Aventador SV has been revived.:I

Me: a week before the new update rolls? well, do we at least get blueprints the second time around?:I

NEKON: no. sadly, you have to win the whole car itself, like the first time.:(

Me: *pauses the action, breaks the fourth wall and sighs* seriously, Gameloft. was it really THAT hard to change the rewards before reviving the EDD? i mean, i'm not hating or anything, but it would make more sense if the blueprint cars that have their events revived at least reward you with their respective blueprints.:P *unpauses the action*

Hanna: well, guys. i suspect a trap. i think TweakRacer is toying with us.>:I

Me: then we'll take him down. Urus, Sesto Elemento, Asterion, Gallardo and Miura, you'll come with us. besides, this EDD is a Lamborghini-exclusive EDD. C63, your farming skil will be needed.>:I

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: just like old times.:)

at the Lamborghini headquarters

My Lamborghini Gallardo: i remember this place. this is where Azelfland got me and the Sesto Elemento the first time around.:/

Anthony Jose: oh, if only getting the cars was this easy.:I

TheGoldenThunder: i know.:I

TweakRacer: well, if it isn't the losers of team Azelfland and team Harmony.>:)

Alice: WHO YOU CALLING LOSERS?!>:(

TweakRacer: relax. it's villain taunting 101. don't take it too seriously.-_-

Flora: o............ kay.:I

Me: we're here f-

TweakRacer: let me guess. you're here to get the Aventador SuperVeloce by your side, because you want to get "the boat".-_-

Cynthia: how did you know?:I

TweakRacer: isn't that what you always do?-_-

Me: well................. not always, but you almost tried to kill us back when the Hayabusa R&D expired.>:(

TweakRacer: it wasn't me who planned this, but the one i'm working for.>:) *the boss of Vivendi comes out of the shadows*

Everyone: *gasps* THE BOSS OF VIVENDI?!O_O

Me: but............... why?!O_O

the boss of Vivendi: i hated your guts since the time you took down the 918 Spyder EDD. the boss of Gameloft would do my bidding with that mind-controlling helmet of my right-hand man. but somehow, YOU beat him without even trying! we're different, Azelfland. you want to help Gameloft and their boss. I want to rule the world with an iron fist. and i would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!>:(

Hanna: so, that explains why you wanted to cause total chaos around the world.>:(

TweakRacer: you might as well give up now! i have an army.>:)

Me: we have a C63.>:)

My Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: *revs up her engine*

TweakRacer: *sighs* here we go again.-_-

???: i think it's time to face your fate, TweakRacer.>:)

Everyone: huh?:I

Lamboghini Huracan: because it's seven-on-two now.>:)

Everyone: THE HURACAN AND THE EGOISTA?!O_O

Lamborghini Egoista: that's right! we only came to help, after we heard our brothers and sisters came with you guys.>:I

TweakRacer: how in the.......?!O_O

Lamborghini Huracan: that's because blueprint cars can't be mind controlled, sucker! deal with it.>B)

TweakRacer: no matter. the Estoque and the Aventador SV will beat you now.>:(

Lamborghini Estoque: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T LAMBORGHINI BROZ.!

Lamborghini Aventador SV: WE R TEH TWEAKRACER ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY. WE RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS. WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER TWEAKSORZ. U=NOOBS. BROZ.=L33T. PREPARE FOR TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

suddenly, Panda Bots. for obvious reasons.

Me: *uses his psychic powers to one-shot the Panda Bots*

the boss of Vivendi: UGH! even surrounding you won't stop you?! what is he?!O_O

Lamborghini Estoque: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED.

Lambroghini Aventador SV: TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY R L33T TIR3Z.

Hanna: TEAM HARMONY, ASSEMBLE!>:I

Me: TEAM AZELFLAND, UNITE!>:I

Lmborghini Sesto Elemento: ENDURO DOUBLE DOWN WAR FOUR, IT'S GOING DOWN!!>:(

and that's the end of episode 22 of season 3 of "Car diallogues". man, it feels good to be back. still, i'm glad that i'll have more content and more top 5s and top 10 coming soon.

until next time.

-Azelfland.