User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S4: The SCG Championship and the Final Defeat of RanDy

Yup. I got the Alfieri and movin' on to the SCG. DAMN this car appears very frequently in my racing games! CSR 2, A9 and then A8? (Uhh... enjoy this episode BTW)

In a car park at London…

(My 2014 R8 V10 Plus rolled into a parking spot, next to a VLF Force 1 V10)

My R8 V10 Plus: WHAT IS *THIS* MONSTROSITY! O_O

Hipida’s VLF Force 1: HEY! >:(

Me: Excuse my R8, he’s feared of ugly cars. :|

Hipida: So, we’ve meet, the R8 lover of Asphalt wiki.

Me: So, why I would want to meet you in the 1st place? Gimme some incentives. >:|

Hipida: The keys to your long lost Chiron and Regera. >:|

Me: THAT’S some good reason. What else?

Hipida: Vivendi’stop secret tech. >:|

Me: That’s interesting. :)

Hipida: Here, hold this. (Throws me a parcel)

Me: What’s inside?

Hipida: Your keys and the stolen Vivendi top tech. See ya. >:| (Drives away)

Back in a gas station in San Francisco…

Me: (opens the parcel and read Hipida’s letter) 4 car keys. 2 pieces of your collection and 2 Vivendi top secret tech carrier. All in front of your driveway. Enjoy. Hipida.

My R8 V10 Plus:. I wonder what 2 other cars are.

Me: Dunno.

After I reached my hideout…

Me: So, these 4 cars. My Chiron, my Regera, a Plymouth Cuda and an LB C-class. >:|

My Plmouth Cuda “TorC”: Not just any plain ol’ Cudas, fam. >:)

Me: Oh. The “TorC” mod. Over 1,500 horsepower juiced from its diesel V8. 4 speed transmission. >:|

My LB C63 Black: I’ve heard you before, from my cousin. ^_^

Me: Yeah. ANYWAYS, TIME TO UPGRADE! ^_^

After fitting some fusion parts, upgrades and Stage 6s later…

My LB C63: I feel better now. ^_^

My Cuda “Torc”: What about me? :(

Me: NOT until I invested all Stage 5s, dude. >:|

My Regera: (wakes up) Ugh. Where am I? :|

Me: Home, bud. :)

My Chiron: …R8 TYKE? O_O

My Regera: That’s… surprising. :D

Me: Well, let’s save the LONG stories till I finish an R&D, folks. >:|

At the Lab…

Zoe: Bad news. R&D ends in 1.5 days. :(

Me: OH THE F*CKING SH*T THIS IS BAD! I THOUGHT ITS 2 DAYS LEFT! O_O

My Alfieri: Do you want to spend tokens to buy keys and speed up this mess? :|

Me: SURE! I-

Scientist 3: We’ve removed RanDy’s personalities. I hope that brings less trouble. :|

My R8 SE: …HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!! NO!!! D:

My Aventador SV: STOP WHINING LIKE A KID, DUDE! WE’VE GOTTA GO ON! Plan is simple: to scorch through this sh*t like a 1.000 degree-C metal ball to candles. >:|

After batches of keys and some “WHAT THE F*CK” moments…

Scientist 1: You've helped us, and if RanDy could still talk, he'd thank you. Good luck on this next race! May the best racer win! :D

Me: I’m gonna win. R8 SE, you OK?

My R8 SE: I’m fine. Just win it. He’s not the RanDy I know anymore. :(

Me: OK.

During the final banked curve…

My Alfieri: *slides off the cliff*

Me: OH SH*T! (Respawns while RanDy catches up) OH SH*T, OH SH*T, OH SH*T, OH! SH*T! (My Alfieri crosses the line 1st) Whoop. ._.

Everyone: CONGRATS FOR FIRST R&D CONQUER, R8 TYKE! :D

Me: Thanks. :D

Scientist 2: Well, seems like RanDy is crap at all.

Scientist 1: Lemme-wait. IT’S GONE? O_O

My R8 SE: Thanks to RanDy, I’ve evolved into a BETTER SELF, with the ULTIMATE DRIVING PERFORMANCE! >:D

Scientist 1: Oh. :|

Scientist 2: Actually, R8 tyke, this car belongs to someone else, BUT he just ignored the event, so, car’s yours. :)

Me: GEEZ, THANKS! Let’s go home and-wait. The SCG is waiting for us. LET’S GO! :D (Hops into the Alfieri and left)

My R8 SE: DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME! :D (Teleports away)

3 hours later…

Vincent: Time to go and check on my- (gasps) MY ALFIERI IS GONE! IT MUST BE THE TRASHF*CKER! >:( (Leaves)

At the SCG Champion…

My SCG 003S: Lad, you kept me waitin’. >:|

Me: Sorry ‘bout that, BUT I need to get this cutie pie. :P (Shows my Alfieri)

My SCG 003S: Oh. AND it seems I’ve seen you in CSR, BUT you didn’t buy me. Why? :|

Me: That’s because you’re an IAP car which I never buy. I could reclaim the AIE in CSR too, but I just chose not to.

My SCG 003S: Oh. Let’s continue on the Champion, shall we? :)

Me: Sure. :)

AND That's it. See ya next episode!