User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S2: The Grand Finale of the Sarthe, F50 recruitment and Apollo IE Knuckles

NOTE: I UNLOCKED THE SARTHE AT 3RD MAY. SORRY FOR THE LATE EPISODE.

So The IE event is 'ere, and I got myself the F50 and the Sarthe. Without further ado, let's get RIGHT INTO this thing. BTW, the first part, which is the Sarthe Championship, happens BEFORE Azefland's episode, and the 2nd part, which is the IE R&D, happens AFTER his episode.

3rd May, Tokyo, Japan...

My RX8: WE'RE AT THE CAPITAL OF PORN! WOOHOO! :D

My Supra: Agree. (Turns on tablet to watch porn with Danny the NSX and my RX8)

My Skyline GT-R: YOU GUYS ARE SO INTO THIS PORN SH*T. O_O

My RX8: You watch porn too.

My Skyline GT-R: ME? No. I only watch sexy girls in swimsuit.

My Supra: That means you watched porn.

Danny the NSX: Ya know boi? Bikini girls are implicit porn. REAL PORN IS WHAT WE'RE WATCHING. EXPLICIT PORN FOR DA WIN! :D

My Skyline GT-R: Nah, nah, nah. BIKINI GIRLS ARE NOT PORN. IF THOSE ARE PORN, THEN THOSE WOMEN IN "DEEP-V" DRESSES ARE ALSO PORN! THIS MAKES NO SENSE! >:(

My GT-R NISMO: Shut up, guys, discussing about porn in public is illegal. :|

All my JDMs: Agree. -_-

Meanwhile, in the Championship site...

Me: What's wrong, Sarthe?

My Sarthe: I feel... sick. X_X

My McLaren 570S: Weird. We're all OK.

My Veneno: Maybe you need some rest. We're all exhausted due to racing.

My Sarthe: Nah, my friends, I must finish this deed.

Meanwhile...

Mike458: Boss, I put poor fuel in Audi R8 tyke's Sarthe. He'll fail. >:|

Vincent: EXCELLENT. NOW LET'S WATCH HIM SUFFER. >:)

During the championship...

Me: DANG. YOU'RE REALLY SICK, SARTHE. HOWEVER, I GOT UPGRADES TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. WATCH THIS! (Applies Top Speed Upgrade) >:D

My Sarthe: That upgrade eases my illness for a little bit. Thanks. ^_^'

My Koeniggsegg Agera R: WHY DON'T YOU GIMME DA FIV8 BOY? >:(

Me: Not the time yet, Agera.

My Agera R: (Drives away with sadness) :(

After the championship...

My Sarthe: I...CAN'T...BEAR...THE...ILLNESS...ANYMORE... X_X (Breaks apart)

My 570S: Aww, I thought I can say sorry to him after this thing ended... :(

My R8 LMS Ultra: THEN YOU SHOULD DO THAT EARLIER BOY! >:|

My 675LT: I sense something strange. (Grabs the fuel tank of the Sarthe)

Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LT? O_O'

My 675LT: I sense that his fuel tank has fuel which is... PURE SEPTANE?!? O_O

My Veneno: WAIT. WHAT IS SEPTANE? SPEAK ENGLISH! O_O

My 675LT: Septane is one of the chemicals we can found in petrol, and it is the WORST FUEL to us. In contrast, octane is the best fuel. >:|

Me: So low octane fuel, huh? >:|

My F40: There's something fishy here... I suspect the culprit is Vivendi. ANYWAYS, let's assemble the Sarthe. :|

Meanwhile, in Vivendi's base...

Vincent: DAMN YOU R8 F*CK! WHY YOU CAN ALWAYS WIN US! >:(

Mike458: Don't blame me. I got that fuel by distillating myself. >:(

Vincent: OF COURSE YOU'RE THE ONE TO BLAME! HOW CAN R8 F*CK SUCCEED IF YOU DIDN'T RIG THE SARTHE'S ENGINE!>:(

Mike458: Hey, the Apollo event is 'round the corner, and I think we can pull this off by rigging the IE's engine. >:|

Vincent: REMEMBER, DON'T FAIL ME. >:|

At 4th May...

Me: THE SARTHE IS DONE! (Turns on the Sarthe)

My Sarthe: (Wakes up) Ugh, I still feel sick, but thanks, R8 tyke. ^_^

Me: No need to thank me. BESIDES, the Apollo IE event has been open for us to participate. Help me to spread this message. >:|

My Sarthe: I will. >:|

Later...

Zoe: So that means you'll go for the IE. >:|

Me: Yeah, and this time, I'l go full out. >;|

Jake: What if Vivendi is behind the rigging again? :|

Me: Well, since the Apollo IE has token upgrades, I think they'll not rig the event.

My Veneno and my MP4-31: I GOT THE LOCATION OF THE R&D! IT'S IN HONG KONG. >:|

Me: My homeland, huh? >:|

At 8:00 PM, Hong Kong...

My Apollo IE: 你乜水啊? (Translation: Who the heck are you?) >:|

Me: 講英文啦. (Translation: Speak English.) -_-

My Apollo IE: Oh, sorry, so who are you? >:|

Me: I'm the Audi R8 tyke. Nice to meet you. ^_^

My AHGT, my MP4-3 and my Aventador SV: HEY BUDDY, YOU'RE BACK! :D

My R8 LMS Ultra: How do you guys meet? O_O

My Apollo IE: We're university colleagues AND roommates. ^_^

Me: So I see. :|

Today...

Me: Hmm... I got 1 less BP from my F50...

My AHGT: Maybe they lost it?

Me: Nah, my ranking dropped and lost the other 3... :(

My MP4-31: I got a call from the Boss of Gameloft.

Me: Lemme get it.

Boss of Gameloft: (On the phone) Well, well, well. If it isn't our Audi R8 tyke. I got news for ya. :)

Me: Go ahead, what's the news?

The Boss of Gameloft: (On the phone) I got an F50 BP, so that you can finish him up. However, those thugs of Vivendi stole it from he Exclusive Deals store. Find it and I'll give it to you.

Me: Deal. (Hangs up)

Later, in Vivendi's Macau Base remains...

Me: Weird, I lost the tracking signal of the BP.

My S4: I think it's in a signal-proof box. >:|

Me: I see it, and they're so stupid that they used a clear box to carry that BP. :|

My Audi R8 e-tron: I'll go first. (Charges to Vivendi goons like Leeroy Jenkins) AUDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! D:<

Vivendi goon 1: SIKE! >:D (Dodges my R8 e-tron but drops the box to the ground)

My Audi R8 e-tron: OH NO! X_X (Crashes and damaged the box carrying the BP)

My Audi RS3: I'll do the Leeroy Jenkins style again. (Charges and rolled over the Vivendi goon in Leeroy Jenkins Style) AUDIIIIIIIIIIII POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! D:<

Vivendi goon 2: OH F*CK IS R8 TYKE'S TALKING THINKING CARS! >:|

Vivendi goon 3: OH SH*T! GO GO GOTTA GO FAST! >:D (Boards his Ford Transit and prepare to leave)

My RS4: AND HIS NAME IS THE RS4! >:D (Flattens the Vivendi Transit from height, killing them while the John Cena theme rolls out)

My S4: Yeah, bois, Audi Meme team the best! >:D (Plays "Ultimate" by Denzel Curry) WE ARE THE ONE DON'T WEIGHT A TON DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UP ON THE STREET! >:D

Me: You guys celebrate and I got to do this. (Unlocks the box with 83,000 credits) Alright guys, let's go home and CELEBRATE! :D

ANYWAYS DUDES, THIS IS THE END OF THIS EPISODE! I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY IT AND CYA NEXT BLOG POST! :D