User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Nevada and Barcelona tours

i got pretty late on that one, but it's just as promised.

now, it's at this point where i completed the Nevada and Barcelona tours of the Porsche 718 Boxster S championship. now i got to the great wall of China in the championship and got started.

also, spudanky, if you're reading this, you might want to check out my previous "car dialogues" just to avoid spoilers. it's awesome.... and weird at the same time.

anyway, here it is! the car dialogues are, once again, about to begin. grab your Doritos and Mountain Dew, because it's once again about to go down. so, here goes:

previosly on "car dialogues": Hanna has transformed into her Sonic OC version of herself and now she is know as Hanna the Bat/Fox. TheHawtDawg1 gave Azelfland a flyer about the Porsche 718 Boxster S championship and as the team arrived at the Azure Coast, they met NEKON, and with his help, took down the first championship tour with ease. after that, Azelfland and Hanna went on their very first date at the funfair of the Azure Coast and had a good time. what other challenges will our friends have? find out now on "car dialogues"!

the team arrives at the Nevada Desert.

TheHawtDawg1: so, how was your first date, Hanna?

Hanna: it was AWESOME! i had a great time with Azelfland. he was so gentle and we went to the Ferris wheel, we saw the view, we were holding hands. it was so romantic. he even got me this Azelf plushie. * shows her Azelf plushie*

TheHawtDawg1: you two are a great couple, you know that?

Me: okay, everyone. now, it's time to give a name to our team. it's gotta be something that strikes fear to our opponents.

TheHawtDawg1: how about "the Darts"?

Me: nice try, "Dart boy", but we don't drive Dodge Darts here.

My Dodge Dart GT: *from very far away* i heard that.

Hanna: how about "bull riders"?

Me: nice one, but it doesn't fit, since we're driving a Porsche and not Lamborghinis right now.

NEKON: um, i don't know. sadly, i don't have an idea of my own.

Me: that's all right, NEKON. well, your ideas are great, BUT in my logic, i think a name for our team will be team Azelfland. cool, right?

My Porsche 718 Boxster S: i like it.:)

Hanna: me, too.

NEKON: so do i.

TheHawtDawg1: sounds good.

Me: then it's settled.

after a few qualifiers and the super easy Grand Finale

Me: TEAM AZELFLAND IS KING!:D

Hanna: man, these guys got smoked.

NEKON: though there's one question. what is that red thing that's shaped like a Pokeball?

TheHawtDawg1: it's a pokemon Emerald.

Me: i thought for a second that the legend i made up in Minecraft was just fiction. but anyway. these work the same way the chaos emeralds work.

Hanna: that means i get a super form?

Me: yep. but only if we get all 7 of them. and the next one is in the tour of Barcelona. LET'S GO!

Hanna: i knew you would say that.-_-

after a long flight to Barcelona

Me: here we are, everyone. Barcelona, Spain.

Hanna: the competition sure is serious.

NEKON: not as serious as we are.

Me: that's the spirit, NEKON! *talks to the Porsche 718 Boxster S* are you ready?

Porsche 718 Boxster S: i'm ready, but first, lemme take a selfie.*takes selfies*

Everyone:*facepalm*

after the qualifiers and another super easy Grand Finale

NEKON: well, it's too easy. though things will get tougher.

Me: it sure will be tougher, but we're still going to thrive, no matter what! we got 2 pokemon emeralds. there's 5 more to go.

a ninja out of nowhere steals the pokemon emeralds

random ninja: MWAHAHAHA! the boss will be so proud!>:D

Hanna: NOT on MY watch! *shoryukens the ninja* SHORYUKEN!!!

the ninja gets tied up on the wall.

Ninja: ugh. what..... happend? and why am i tied up?

Hanna: you just got beaten by a girl, SUCKER!

Me: TELL US WHO YOU WORK FOR, YOU NINJA TRASH!

Ninja: never!

Me: Hanna, he's all yours.

Hanna: my pleasure. *lights up a small fire on her hand* if you don't want to end up like roast beef, TELL US WHO YOU WORK FOR!

Ninja: never!

Hanna: all right, then. YOU ASKED FOR IT! * gets ready to fire blast the ninja*

Ninja: OKAY, OKAY! i'm a ninja who was hired from the boss of Gameloft to stop you guys from getting the pokemon emeralds!

Me: just as i thought. the boss of Gameloft was behind all of this. oh, and one more thing, ninja trash. WHAT'S HIS MASTER PLAN?!

Ninja: i know nothing about it.O_O

Hanna: THEN I'LL THUNDERBOLT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!

Ninja: his master plan is to take over the Porsche Headquarters! just don't kill me! PLEASE!O_O

Hanna: good. that's what i thought!>:(

TheHawtDawg1: but..... why would he take over the Porsche Headquarters?

NEKON: i'm pretty sure he's trying to set the EDD there for the final showdown.

Me:*talking to the ninja* we'll spare your life, on two conditions: you won't steal the pokemon emeralds from us and you won't return to the Gameloft Headquarters. understood?

Ninja: okay....

Hanna: good. now get out!

the ninja leaves unharmed.

Porsche 718 Boxster S: phew! that was a close one.

NEKON: it sure was. who know what could have happened if the ninja got away?

TheHawtDawg1: the world would have been doomed, that's for sure.

Me: at least we're safe..... for now. the boss of Gameloft might have more ninjas by his side, so we should be careful.

Hanna: yeah. anyway, we're off to the great wall of China. are you guys ready?:)

Everyone: YEAH!

Hanna: then let's go!:)

took me long enough. anyway, i hope you guys enjoyed it. there will be more coming from my endless barrage of blogs, so keep track of those.

until next time.

-Azelfland.