User blog:TransportFan2014/BC R&D BCbodies

Managed to get the Huayra BC. That was a wild ride!! Also, no tokens spent for this R&D. This is the 2nd R&D in which I spent 0 tokens in; first was the Renault Alpine R&D in my old, banned account.

(After the London tour)

Me: I gotta go now. I got another batch of keys for the Huayra BC R&D. Gonna try to beat the AI.

Azelfland: Be careful. The 4th lab was taken over by Vivendi.

Me: What?? I gotta take that car outta there!!! (Enters the Vette GS)

Azelfland: But.... we still got that tour to handle....

Me: I will come back when I am done. Gonna need to bring Hanna along. Might need a lil' bit of some teleporting.

Hanna: Hang on a minute, we gotta finish this set of tires.

Feuerrm: Once we are done, four of us will head to the R&D site. And help ShadowAzelfland. Shelby and AnthonyJose, help us handle the rest of the Championship. Make sure that this (fake) ShadowAzelfland does not try to do anything funny.

Shelby: Well I will see what that wacko can do.

Me: Oh yes. I left some jammer in one of the Bone Shakers. Remember what the Vivendi boss did to some of you during the Vette EDD? Somehow TweakRacer invented this jammer that will block whatever that can suspend your powers. Gtg right now.

(4 ppl enter the Vette as it gets teleported to the Huayra BC R&D site)

My Vette GS: We are here. But where is the Huayra BC?

Azelfland: Now at San Diego Harbor.

Me: What? How did that car get there?

Azelfland: Cuz Vivendi's AI is let loose.

Me: -_- Always has something to do with San Dicko Whoreboar -_- In this case I will steal one of their ships to escape.

Hanna: Another round of teleporting...

(Teleports onto one of the ships)

Me: Ok, I gotta find the Huayra BC.

Azelfland: And I see the Vivendi boss there.

Me: Well, f*** him. I am taking that BC and leaving. (Sees the Huayra)

Vivendi boss: Whoah whoah!! Mind your language!!

Me: No need for you to speak like that!! (Enters Huayra BC) Ok Shadow, Time to show this maniac who he is messing with >:)

ShadowAzelfland: Well, There is a PROBLEM.

Vivendi boss: That's RIGHT CloneBoy!! I cannot believe how many hostages I have been capturing >:)

Hanna: Who is it this time??

Vivendi boss: There she is!! (Points to a figure being locked in the trunk of the Huayra BC AI, with her hands and legs bound)

Hanna: OMG!!! YOU HEARTLESS B***A**!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY ELDER SISTER, LORAINE??!!!! YOU TWAT!!!

Vivendi boss: Ever since you bitches blew my new base with a rocket launcher, though luckily it ain't wrecked, I intended to get back at you suckers. I just learnt that your sister is still in the process of learning defensive powers, so I decided to capture her before she can become your allies!! HAHAHAHaa.....

Me: You better let her go when I beat your stinking AI!!!

Vivendi boss: As you wish. You have 19 hours left to take her back. Also, why are u helping Azelfland rescue the hostages? You wanna get a date? Come on. There are so many red light districts for y-

Me: SHUT THE F*** UP!!! (Leaves car, punches the Vivendi boss into the water)

Me: Hmm. 3 more batches of keys to get the BC. Let's go Shadow!!!

(After beating the AI)

Huayra BC: So. Can I be taken from here?

Me: Yes. I gotta put you at a safe spot. (Sees the ghost car with Loraine inside) Vivendi boss you f***ing promise-breaking CUNT!!!!

Vivendi boss: HAHAHAHAHA!!! You can take back your CAR, but the girl is MINE!!!! BYE BYE LOSERS!!!! (Enters his Arash AF10 and leaves)

Huayra BC: What to do now? My AI is leaving woth the hostage! And I am running out of power....

Me: Hanna. Send the rest of the crew back to the Championship tour. And send my Huayra BC back to my garage. Also, pass the Blueprints to the Pagani engineers. They will reassemble some of the car's systems. While I will go and chase down the AI car. I gotta go now!!! :| (enters my Vette and chases the AI)

Me: Now where are you going sucker??? (AI goes through a wall like a ghost) DAMMIT!!! I gotta go to LAX!!!

(Drives my Vette to LAX)

Me: Where the hell is that plane? (Sees my 747) Aww.... PERFECT!!! I need that plane!!! (Drives to the 747)

My Vette: But what is that jumbo gonna do?

My 747: You will see!! >:)

(747 takes off with my Vette in it, with me at the controls)

Me: (Sees the Huayra AI) Now where are you going, asshole??

Huayra BC AI: I am going nowhere!!! And I wonder how stupid you are to take that fat-ass jumbo!! :P

My 747: You will see who is laughing later when I catch you!! >:(

Huayra BC AI: That is not so simple!!!

(After a 25 minute chase)

Me: Ok, I see that AI heading to Azure Coast. That track is quite long so I will have a chance to focus on it.

(Hanna teleports into the 747)

Hanna: I did what you asked me to. Ok, that AI is not so easy. But with the tech that TweakRacer created, that AI will be easy to catch!! >:|

The Hayabusa: When I give you the signal, drop us down so we can catch that AI.

Me: No need for that!!

Hayabusa: Why not?

(The 747's nose begins to open)

My 747: Do you have all the tech that can counteract the AI?

Hanna: Yes. Why?

My 747: Use them NOW!!!

Hanna: Ok then.

My 747: Don't forget your powers too!

Huayra BC AI: Oh really? Your powers are more or less useless!!!

Hanna: Well, that's not true! :P (Shoots an  ice beam at the fleeing AI) Haha!! How do you like that?!

Huayra BC AI: You ain't go- (becomes ice)

Hanna: Now come here!!! (Uses the Ultra Fishing Rod to fish the frozen AI into the 747, after which the 747 closes its nose door)

Me: Now I gotta smash that AI!! (Shoots the AI at some parts)

Hayabusa: Now I will use my exhaust gases to MELT the AI >:D (reverses to the remaining bit of the AI and aims its exhaust to the ice block, and uses its exhaust gases to melt the ice)

Me: Well, is Loraine alive?

Hanna: She sure is! But hang on!! (Teleports away)

Me: I will watch her condition!! :| Looks like you gotta navigate yourself...

My 747: Got it. And once Loraine is healed, get into the seats. I am gonna do a bit of roller coaster style because I found the Vivendi boss on my radar >:)

Me: Where are you Hanna? (Unties Loraine)

Hanna: (after teleporting back with Shelby) Over here!! Go and heal her!!

Shelby: Ok then. (Tries to heal Loraine)

(2 mins later, Loraine gains conscience)

Loraine: Where is this place? Where am I? Wait. Hanna?

Hanna: Yep, its me. Where have you been all this time Loraine?

(After a 6 minute talk)

Loraine: It's great to see you again Hanna!+

Hanna: Same.

Me: You three, go to your seats and buckle up. We got a lil' bit of roller coaster riding to do.

Loraine: What do you mean?

Me: Cuz my plane wants to take revenge on the Vicendi boss for kidnapping you. And all of us will take turns to whack the boss :P

Hayabusa: That sounds interesting!! I wanna join!!

My Vette GS: SAME!!!

(Both the Vette and the Hayabusa engage the parking brake)

Me: Sit tight!!!

My 747: Cuz here we go!!!

(At that time)

Vivendi boss: I wonder if my AI made it. (Calls his goons at the Grand Canyon base) Damn it!!! (Tries to call the AI) WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED TO MY AI???!!!!!

(Arash breaks down when Loraine is healed by Shelby)

Vivendi boss: COME ON!!!! (Leaves AF10 and tries to fix the engine)

(After buckling up)

Me: (Calling Azelfland using the plane's airphone) Guys, head to Munich. Hanna, Shelby and I just saved Loraine. We are gonna teach the Vivendi boss a lesson at Munich :P

Azelfland: You're on. (Hangs up)

My 747: I see that cunt. Looks like his car broke down. (Swoops down to the Vivendi boss)

Vivendi boss: Why is there ANOTHER PLANE HEADING TO ME??!!!

My 747: Cuz I AM GONNA TAKE YOU OUT!!! (Heads to Vivendi boss at full power)

Vivendi boss: Oh $#!+!!!! (Runs away but gets sucked by one of the engines)

My 747: Hang on tight!!!! (Pitches up)

Vivendi boss: Whoooaaahhhhhh!!!!! I am not gonna become shark food!!!!

My 747: Cuz u r not gonna become shark food. U will be plane food instead!!! (Opens the nose hatch)

Vivendi boss: Oh no......

My 747: Oh yeah.....

(The 747 manages to catch the Vivendi boss using its nose, nose door closes)

Me: Well we will teach u a good ol' lesson!!! When we get back!! >:D

Vivendi boss: You!! What did you do to my AI?!

Hanna: We melted it!!

Loraine: You will see what happens when you think I am a damsel in distress....

Vivendi boss: Screw y- (my Vette runs over the boss) OWWW!!!!

My Vette: Where are you going, you noob??!!!

(At Munich)

Azelfland: I heard that TF2014 has captured the Vivendi boss!! You guys ready?

All at Munich: Yep >:)

Azelfland: Well you all stay in the station.

(All wait in the station as my 747 lands at Munich)

Azelfland: Hey TF2014! What have you got?

My 747: We have what you wanted! Safe and sound! (Nose door opens, revealing a tied-up Vivendi boss) Ain't that right pal?

Vivendi boss: You motherf*****$!!!

(My Vette and Azelfland's Hayabusa leave the 747 first, before Hanna, Shelby, Loraine and I exit the vehicle)

Me: Keep your engines running.

TweakRacer: I installed some kind of wire gauze at the plane's engines. So no one will get chewed by those fans.

Me: Nice!!!

My 747: Get ready guys!!! (Engages parking brake before putting one of its engines at full power)

Vivendi boss: Oh no!!!! (Gets sucked to the wire gauze) Let me GO NOW!!!!

My 747: Request denied :P

(Julia, the Vivendi boss' wife comes out from one of the entrances and sees what is going on)

Julia: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING??!!! LET MY HUSBAND GO YOU SICKOS!!!

Me: Not approved. But I guessed you wanna have fun with the Vivendi boss!! *whistles*

My 747: Ok then. (puts another engine at full power, sucking Julia to that engine)

Julia: HEY!!! I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!

Hanna: Well, you may not be involved, but we gotta do this so that you do not interrupt :P (Uses her shadow claws to grab Julia and tie her hands) There you go. Ok, fun starts now.

TweakRacer: Wait. I think we will also get sucked to the turbofans :/

Loraine: Well, I got a power that makes us unmovable by anything other than ourselves. (Uses power on everyone)

Me: Great. Now let's have some fun. Let me start. (Walks to Vivendi boss) Oh boss. You think what you do makes you powerful? Nope, you look and perform like a cunt. (Punches his face)

Hanna: Now me. Wanna freeze? (Launches ice beam to the Vivendi boss) Now you can put the boss down.

My 747: Ok. But not his wife. She is just like a wild animal. (Shuts down the engine sucking the Vivendi boss)

Hanna: When the ice beam effect wears away, we have more fun.

Julia: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! LET US GO!!!

ShadowAzelfland: Well you ain't talking at all! :P (stuffs a cloth into Julia's mouth)

Julia: LET ME GO RIGHT NOW Y- MMMMMUUUUPPPPPHHH!!!!

ShadowAzelfland: No more disturbances!! (Steps on the Vivendi boss)

Feuerrm, TheHawtDawg1 and AnthonyJose: I think this has gone too far.... :/

Cynthia: Well, who cares if it comes to these b***a**s :P (Steps on the Vivendi boss' balls)

Emily: MY TURN!! >:D (Kicks the Vivendi boss' balls) We kick whoever that thinks we are damsels in distress in their balls!!!

Azelfland: Hayabusa, let's go!! (Uses the Hayabusa to make the Vivendi boss inhale exhaust fumes) Eat this!!

(Vivendi boss pukes)

Diana: Ewww. Bad, bad boy. (Uses focus punch to punch the boss in his chest)

Vivendi boss: Oww..... STOP!!!

My 747: My turn!!! (Turns the engine on and off periodically and repeatedly, sucking the boss when the engines are on and boss falls flat on his face when engine is off)

Loraine: My turn now!! Taste my-

Cops: Stoppen Sie, wo Sie sind!! Das its die Polizei!!! (German for "Stop where you are!! This is the police!!!)

Me: Oh $#!+!!!! Fun time is over!!! Let's go!!!

My 747: Yep :/ (shuts down the engine sucking Julia)

Azelfland: Well we ain't gonna go to jail!!!

(All enter 747 as it takes off before the police can come near)

Vivendi boss: Phew!! Glad help came before I get slaughtered!!

Cops: Wir könned deine Frau gehen lassen. Aber du wirst ins Gefängnis gehen. (We can let your wife go. But you, will go to prison.)

Vivendi boss: FFFFFUUUUU########@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!

(The end)