User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: The Outlaw's Rush, Asphalt 8 style

and now here's the second part of what i previewed.

after getting the Twin Mill, i decided to take on the Hommage R&D. turns out my computer crashed, so i had to remove the battery, reclaim my cloud data and continue where i left off. i lost 2 keys because of my computer crashing twice, but that's for another time, via fourth wall breaking. and as the title says, this episode is a reference to Need For Speed Payack.

this is episode 8 of season 5 of "car dialogues". here goes:

the Alps, 9:30 PM

the boss of Gameloft: the last 3 tours. Azelfland is in.:)

McLaren P1 boy: doesn't matter. we'll beat him. then we're coming for you.>:I

the boss of Gameloft: scary.:P *shows P1 boy a casino chip*

McLaren P1 boy: what's this?:I

the boss of Gameloft: the final piece of the puzzle. win and Vivendi rules all over AsphaltLand. lose and Vivendi will pay me -and everyone- half of their money.:)

McLaren P1 boy: your company? you wanna bet- *catches the casino chip*

the boss of Gameloft: all in.>:I

McLaren P1 boy: we own this championship. you want to be that stupid, you're on.>:)

the boss of Gameloft: that's a.............. pretty big bet. what's your boss gonna say?:I

McLaren P1 boy: well, once i give him your company, anything i want him to say.>:)

the boss of Gameloft: i hope you're right. may the best man win:)

McLaren P1 boy: oh, he will.>:)

the next day

Mister Batfox: thank god you're safe!:D

Miss Batfox: we were so worried about you.:D

Hanna: we're okay, mom. no need to worry.:)

Miss Batfox: thanks for protecting our daughters, you two.:)

Me: well, the truth is, we're not the ones to be thanked.:)

Silver Azelfland: had it not been for Loraine, we wouldn't be here right now.:)

Mister Batfox: we're so proud of you.:'3

Me: anyway, this is it. we'll take down Vivendi.:)

at the Grand Finale of the Alps

McLaren P1 boy: looks like you made it to the starting line, after all.>:)

Me: and i'm here to take you down.>:I

McLaren P1 boy: oh, Azelfland. every driver is out here to crush you. every Vivendi member is after your blood. you're just another loser in my way............. and you're about to run out of luck.>:)

Me: that's where you're wrong. this was never about luck.>:I

the announcer: racers, it's about to go down!:D

the Alps Grand Finale begins

Me: Silver.............. Hanna............. everyone.............. this is it.>:I

Hanna: you got this, Azelfland. good luck.:)

Me: it's like i told P1 boy. luck doesn't have to do with it.:) *gets  perfect start*

the announcer: this is it, racers! the thrid-to-last Grand Finale is on!:D

NEKON: the drone's up in the air. we'll let you know if P1 boy tries to do anything.>:I

Anthony Jose: these guys are the top racers in the world. remember: all you need to qualify to the Venice tour is get to first place.>:I

Me: thanks, Anthony. but there's one way i do this. i race to win.>:I

McLaren P1 boy: i hope you didn't think i was gonna play fair, Azelfland.>:)

Hanna: um, Azelfland. there's Vivendi members coming for you.O_O

Me: nothing i can't handle.:)

Feuerrm: i hope so. because i recognize those cars.O_O

McLaren P1 boy: Nova, Vasilev, Holtzman, take him out!>:(

Me: oh, you've got to be kidding me!>:(

Natalia Nova: oh, look. Nobody is still trying to save the world.>:(

Mitko Vasilev: mister Azelfland, are you ready to be taken out?>:)

Holtzman: the boss of Vivendi called for a demolition job and i'm here to deliver.>:)

the announcer: oh, this doesn't look good. we've got trouble incoming and it's headed straight for Azelfland!O_O

Me: *knocks down Nova, Vasilev and Holtzman, one by one, then gives them the Azelfland Death Stare* too easy.>:)

the boss of Gameloft: hey, kid. just calling to say break a leg, not literally, obviously.:)

Me: yeah, thanks.:)

the boss of Gameloft: just make sure you win, okay? because if i lose my company, i WILL break both of your legs!>:(

Me: uh........................O_O

the boss of Gameloft: just kidding! i'm not kidding, actually. win the goddamn race!>:(

after the second lap

the announcer: and Azelfland takes the Alps Grand Finale!:D

2 days later, on Venice

McLaren P1 boy: what are you waiting for? finish him!.................................... call in other crews, then!.............................. what do you mean they're all taken out?! UGH! call in our friends on the force. make sure no one gets through, except our man!>:(

at the Venice Grand Finale

the announcer: the racers have all gotten their Twin Mills upgraded. things are about to get dirty. just the way i like it.:D

on the narrow streets, Vivendi members chase Azelfland

TheHawtDawg1: uh-oh, Azelf? you got Vivendi members coming. LOTS of them!O_O

My Hot Wheels Twin Mill: wouldn't be a Vivendi-sponsored race without a fix.>:I

on the second to last straight of lap 1

Me: um, guys! i got all of Vivendi's forces up my ass!O_O

Hanna: you heard him, guys! go go go!>:I

Udo Roth: League 73 to the rescue!:D

Faith Jones: Free Ember Militia, checkin' in!:D

the crews crush the Vivendi members

Faith Jones: we'll be hitting those Vivendi members until they chase us down the trails.>:)

TheHawtDawg1: *comes in with the Thunder Attack and crushes the Vivendi members* BOOM! we got your back, buddy!>:D

La Catrina: Graveyard shift checking in! we got la Vivendi members on the run from Braxton to Newhaven lake!>:)

Big Sister: this is Riot Club! we've got the Vivendi members chasing their own tails downtown. go and win that race, Big Brother! fighting!>:D

Aki Kimura:  Noise Bomb coming in hot! we're tearing it up in AsphaltLand!:D

Gallo Rivera: Silver Six in the barrio! we got the Vivendi members pinned down here and shaking in their boots! take it home,lil' Azelf!:D

Vivendi member: Armor-22. control, we got multiple codes across the world and Downtown. requesting immediate backup. situation is volatile and escalating quickly.O_O

McLaren P1 boy: you can sort that out later! send ALL available units after Azelfland!>:(

Armor-22: with all due respect, sir. we have multiple reckless drivers  endangering public property all over the area. the situation is critical.O_O

at the second to last straight of lap 2

the announcer: whoever wins this Grand Finale gets to go head-to-head against last year's champion! will it be Azelfland? according to your magic announcer, signs are pointing to yes!:D

Hanna: you're good, Azelf! we're all cheering for you.:)

Me: thanks for the assist, guys!:) *finishes first*

the announcer: and Azelfland takes the Venice Grand Finale!:D

the next day, on Tokyo

McLaren P1 boy: they got pulled away? how many........? .......................EVERYONE?!.......................... you know what? it doesn't matter. i'll take him down myself!>:(

at the Grand Finale of Tokyo

the announcer: this is folks! the final Grand Finale of the Twin Mill championship! who's gonna win? who's gonna go home? let's find- *McLaren P1 boy comes in with his McLaren P1* OH, WHAT'S THIS?! it appears we have have a last-minute replacement! how IS THIS even allowed?! replacing last year's champion, IT'S MCLAREN P1 BOY!O_O

the Grand Finale begins

Me: so...... it's down to you and me, P1 boy.:)

McLaren P1 boy: you've seen the kind of tech we have in our cars. you don't stand a chance>:I

Hot Wheels Twin Mill: heh. cheat all you want. we'll still win.>:)

the boss of Gameloft: Azelfland, Azelfland, Azelfland. down to you and P1 boy with everything on the line. tell me you got this.>:I

Me: we got this.>:I

McLaren P1 boy: end of the line, Azelfland. with the tech in this car, i'll control every outcome of every race in AsphaltLand. they tried to break me............ now it's my turn!>:(

Me: not if WE can do anything about it!>:I

McLaren P1 boy: please. even your "friend" the boss of Gameloft knows what's coming to him. he just chose to stand on the wrong side of history.>:)

Hot Wheels Twin Mill: so much for that tech of yours P1 boy. you're losing.:)

McLaren P1 boy: not for long!>:I

Me: you know, i still remember you back in the day. racing with Lucas, Hanna and my friends. you had real skills.......... now you can't win a race without fixing it.>:(

McLaren P1 boy: the game was always rigged against people like you and me. i wasn't gonna let myself be some flashy thing they can own. i chose to join the winners.>:)

Me: and i choose to fight.>:I

McLaren P1 boy: THIS is why i had to sell you out, Azelfland. you were my ticket out of the barrio.>:I

Me: and now you're finally gonna pay for it!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: getting to this race was impressive. but you never stood a chance. you're just the last in a long series of speed bumbs on my way to the top.>:(

Me: we'll see about that on the finish line.>:)

the boss of Vivendi: P1 boy, you told me you'd handle this. yet here we are.>:(

McLaren P1 boy: I AM handling this!>:(

the boss of Vivendi: no. i'll take care of this myself!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: what do you mean?:I

the boss of Vivendi: congratulations, Azelfland. you're on your way to beating my best racer.:)

Me: looks like it.:)

the boss of Vivendi: Azelfland. i could use a talent like you in Vivendi. you'll be the top racer in the world. and rich beyond your imagination.:)

Me: but there's a catch, right?:I

the boss of Vivendi: ah, just a small one. you have to lose the race.>:)

McLaren P1 boy: YOU CAN'T REPLACE ME! I GAVE YOU ASPHALTLAND!O_O

the boss of Vivendi: and you're gonna lose me the whole thing because of your damn vendetta!>:(

Me: thanks for the offer. but i'll pass.>:I

the boss of Vivendi: come on, Azelfland. what do you want? fame? fortune? P1 boy's head on a platter? name it and it's yours.:)

Me: i want you to give me everything you've got. so when you lose, i'll know it's because i was better.>:)

the boss of Vivendi: this........ is NOT over!>:(

Azelfland and his Twin Mill finish first

Me: yes! yes! YEEEES!!!:D *does celebratory donuts*

the announcer: Azelfland defeats P1 boy and takes the Twin Mill championship for AsphaltLand!:D

Me: *smiling, while P1 boy passes by angrily*

Hanna: *kisses Azelfland in the cheek*

Me: *blushes*

Miss Batfox: world's greatest right here!:)

away from the ceremony

the boss of Vivendi: your damn failure ruined us, P1 boy. it's gonna take all i have to survive this. Vivendi is done with the streets............. and WE are done with you.>:(

McLaren P1 boy: you can't! i've worked really hard for this!O_O

the boss of Vivendi: everything you've achieved i've given you, now i'm taking it away!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: take me down and you'll burn with me! do you know how much i got on you? ON ALL OF YOU?!O_O

the boss of Vivendi: i should've never trusted you. i won't make that mistake again.>:( *drives away*

McLaren P1 boy: *thinking* no matter. i'll take down Azelfland and his friends for what they did to me BY MYSELF! but first, i'll have to find a way to get out of this situation!>:(

Ailce: *comes in with a somersault and kicks the crap out of the Vivendi Members with her capoeira skils, then teleports*

McLaren P1 boy: huh. i would've never thought that i would be saved from one of the girls. they're still my sworn enemies, though.>:I

on the way to Barcelona

Hanna: so, Azelfland. we took down Vivendi for now. what do you want to do next?:)

Me: i have an idea.:)

Shadow Azelfland: oh, NO WAY!:D

Me: but first................ race to the Asphalt Academy?:)

Hanna: really?':I

Me: is that a trace of fear? i mean, i get it, i'm a champion. i could be scared too.:)

Shadow Azelfland: oh, you are SO on!>:)

and that's the end of episode 8 of season 5 of "car dialogues". took me long enough, but it was fun.

until next time.

-Azelfland.