User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: the Hommage R&D and Knuckles

if you didn't get the meme in the title, i feel sorry for you.

so, the Hommage R&D started. even though i dislike the Hommage, i'm going for it, because i want my hate for it to go away. seriously. about time, Gameloft. still, despite the problems in the beginning, lab 1 was easy. too easy, in fact.

this is episode 9 of season 5 of "car dialogues". here goes:

another beautiful day in AsphaltLand. not for everyone. Cynthia, Wendy and Chica are sad. why? let's find out.

Silver Azelfland: hey, girls. what's wrong?:I

Cynhtia: *sighs* i miss my sweet Knux so much.:(

Wendy: i miss Sonic so much.:(

Chica: and i miss my edgelord so much.:(

Silver Azelfland: have i told you i can summon Ultra Wormholes just by snapping my fingers?:)

Cynthia: REALLY?!:D

Chica: YOU CAN DO THAT?!:D

Silver Azelfland: yep.:) *snaps his fingers*

Wendy: uh.......... where's the Ultra Wormhole?:I

Silver Azelfland: listen. i can't control where it ends up. that's my power's flaw.:I

meanwhile, in Shadow Azelfland's room

Shadow the Hedgehog: *comes in the room through the Ultra Wormhole and looks around* this room is very cool. it's black, awesome and fits very well for me. I LOVE IT! talk about a perfect place where i can rest anytime.:)

Shadow Azelfland: *teleports inside and looks around* this room is SO AWESOME! it fits my personality and it's perfect for me. TALK ABOUT AWESOME! it's a perfect place where i can rest anytime, thanks to Azelfland.:) *turns around and sees Shadow*

Both (at the same time): HEY! YOU THERE!>:(

Shadow (in sync with Shadow Azelfland): THIS ROOM BELONGS TO ME, YOU TWERP!>:(

Shadow Azelfland (in sync with Shadow): TAKE OFF, GRAMPS! THIS ROOM IS MINE!>:(

Both: .................................................... ._.

Shadow Azelfland: grrrrr! you look familiar. yeah, you look like a hedgehog version of myself. YOU COPYCAT!>:(

Shadow: YOU'RE the copycat! you look like me and you can talk like me, but you're not me. you're just an Azelf.>:(

Shadow Azelfland: you're one rude dude, slim guy! who raised you?! Lycanrocs?!>:(

Shadow: ME?! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE BAD ATTITUDE, EGGMAN BREATH! YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHING!>:(

Both: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!>:(

Silver Azelfland: *comes in* WHOA WHOA WHOA! CALM THE FRICK DOWN!O_O

Shadow Azelfland: YOU SON OF A GUN! DID YOU SUMMON A WORMHOLE IN MY ROOM AND BRING THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR AN ULTIMATE LIFE FORM?!>:(

Silver Azelfland: um................ yes. ._.

Shadow: hmph. i expected no less. and YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS?!O_O

Silver Azelfland: yep. i'm Silver Azelfland. and this is Shadow Azelfland.:)

Shadow: Shadow the Hedgehog. and some welcome you got there. this Azelf version of me called me a pathetic excuse for an ultimate life form.>:P

Silver Azelfland: sorry if i got you to this mess. you see, the girls asked me to get you there.':I

Shadow: hm. it's all right. if it has to do with Chica, i'm okay with that.;)

Shadow Azelfland: cool. so,let me introduce you to my friends.:)

in Wendy's room

Wendy: did it work?:I

Cynthia: somehow, yes. he summoned that Ultra Wormhole in your room

Sonic and Knuckles come out of the Ultra Wormhole

Wendy: *gasps* Sonic!:D *hugs Sonic*

Cynthia: MY SWEET KNUX!:D *hugs Knuckles really hard*

Knuckles (being choked): can't............ breathe.......X_X

Cynthia: *stops hugging Knuckles* oh, sorry.:3

Sonic: *laughs* that's okay.:)

Wendy: it's good to see you guys.:3

Sonic: yeah. and that's because Gameloft made a game of our own.

Knuckles: ony negative is you'll have to pay real money to download it.-_-

Me: *pauses the action and breaks the fourth wall* yep. you heard it right here, ladies and gentlemen. Gameloft made Sonic Runners, a game where you have to pay real money to download it. looks like Vivendi is back at it again. god, i'm really hating on Vivendi right now. also, Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna and Shadow the Hedgehog belong to Sega.-_- *unpauses the action*

Cynthia: ugh! i really hate Vivendi right now!>:(

Sonic: everyone does.:P

Wendy: well, guess we'll have to teach them a lesson.>:I

at the garage

the boss of Gameloft: well, guys. i got two good news and two bad news.:I

Me: what's the bad news?:I

the boss of Gameloft: the bad news is Vivendi's takeover on us is not over.:(

Everyone: DAMN IT!>:(

the boss of Gameloft: the other bad news is that season 12 of Moto Blitz is on, so you might want to be careful and not do like last time.:I

My BMW S 1000 RR: well, one thing's for sure. everyone's afraid to use me, because of that knockdown glitch.:I

the boss of Gameloft: the good news is we won't be seeing a lot of Vivendi for a long time. the other good news is, we revived the Hommage R&D. Azelfland, i know you got your reasons of disliking the Hommage, but you can do it, my friend.:) *walks away*

TheHawtDawg1: wait, why do you dislike the Hommage?:I

Me: one, test 48 of its R&D. two, the stereotype of BMW drivers crashing into anything they find. and three, WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO MAKE SOME OF ITS UPGRADES TOKEN-ONLY?!>:(

My BMW M2: he's not wrong.:P

Hanna: that doesn't mean you can't get it. it will be a good chance to recruit another car to our team.:)

Me: i guess you're right.:I

Shadow: hmph. we'll help if you need it.>:I

Asphalt labs, 9:30 PM

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: so, you're back.-_-

Me: yep.-_-

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: and you'll say bad things about me again, aren't you?-_-

Me: not this time. we'll work together.>:I

Spudanky: wait a minute. i thought you disliked her..:I

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: true but we'll do whatever it takes to get to the final AI.>:I

staff member: okay. time to work on the interior first. ready?:)

Me: i'm SO ready for this.>:I

suddenly, the computer freezes on the first and then on the second key. so, Azelfland's real life removes the battery, puts it back in and recovers the cloud data

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: wait a minute. aren't we supposed to be on test 3 by now?:I

Me: well, that's because SOMEONE had to remove the battery on his computer, put it back in and recover the cloud data.>:(

My real life self: don't put this on me. you run the series.>:(

Me: *breaks the fourth wall* WE'RE ANIMATIONS!>:(

Sonic: Azelfland, stop breaking the fourth wall.>:(

Me: sorry. it's a terrible habit of mine. i guess we'll wait till 1:08 AM for the next set of keys.:I

after completing lab 1

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: okay. time for some upgrading while we can.:)

McLaren P1 boy: NOT SO FAST!>:)

Everyone: HUH?!O_O

Alice: DARN IT! I KNEW i should have let him rot in hell.>:(

McLaren P1 boy: since i can't kill Azelfland, i'll kill his friend, then.>:) *points his 9-milimetre pistol at TransportFan2014 and shoots*

Me: *becmoes a meat shield in slow motion* noooooooooooooooooooooo!O_O *gets shot in the head*

Hanna: AZELFLAND! NO!!O_O

Chica: YOU MONSTER! WE'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!>:(

Shelby: he's still alive. just one milimetre and he would be dead for sure.:I *heals Azelfland with her Heal Pulse*

Me: *struggles to get up*

McLaren P1 boy: with your friend injured, you won't be able to make it.>:)

suddenly, the Devil Gene inside Azelfland activates

Me: *transforms into his Devil form and roars* i............. i have wings?!................................ man i am ROCKING this new form!>:)

Chica: you were saying?>:)

McLaren P1 boy: we could talk this out. ._.'

Chica: nope. you'll get crushed. also, suck on this.>:) *gives P1 boy the middle finger*

McLaren P1 boy: WHY YOU LITTLE.................... SHADOW NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY!>:(

Chica: *gasps and starts crying*

Flora: oh, for god's sake!>:(

Me: YOU HAVE INSULTED ME, HANNA AND OUR FRIENDS FOR THE LAST TIME, P1 BOY! NOW, YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF GOD!>:( *beats the everliving crap out of P1 boy*

McLaren P1 boy: TEAM P1 IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIN!X_X *ting*

Me: *reverts back to his normal form and falls unconscious*

Hanna: Azelfland, you're still alive! *catches Azelfland* don't scare me like that ever again.:'3

Me: i'll be okay, Hanna.................:3

Flora: do you mind if i get a blood sample from you?:I

Me: sure. go ahead.:) * Flora takes a blood sample*

Hanna: what about Chica?:I

Sonic: i'm sure Shadow will cheer her up.:I

in Flora's room

Shadow: *knocks on Chica's room door*

Chica: go away, Shadow! i don't want to talk to you anymore!;_;

Shadow: listen. just let me explain.:I

Chica: just go away!;_;

Shadow: just.......... tell me what happened.:I

Chica: P1 boy................. *sniffle* said that.................*sniffle* you don't love me.;_; *cries*

Shadow: that's not true. don't listen to what that P1 boy guy says. i always liked you.:3

Chica: r-really?:'(

Shadow: yeah. just because someone doesn't accept you doesn't mean you'll have to cry about it. trust me.:)

Chica: awwwwwwww.:'3

Shadow: *pets her hair* shhhhhhhhhhh. everything's gonna be okay. don't cry, my little kitty cat.:3

Chica: thanks. you really are a true friend.:'3

Shadow: hmph. i've done what i had to do. someday, that P1 boy guy will perish. i promise.>:I

Chica: well, i feel a lot better. but don't concern about it.:3

Shadow: so, um............................... wanna go on a date?:)

Chica: *giggles* sure.:3

later that night (7:00 PM)

Shadow: *sees Chica in her Green dress and her Sky Blue high heels*  wow. you're really cute.:3

Chica: *giggles* why, thank you.:3

Shadow: so, wanna go for a walk?:3

Chica: sure.:3

Shadow: after you.:3

Chica: *giggles* you're such an edgy gentleman.:3

a few minutes later

Shadow: so, how have you been these days?:)

Chica: good. and................ well, let's just say things are going great. i love it here. what about you?:3

Shadow: well, not much.:I

Chica: it's okay.:3

Shadow: but there's one thing i need to ask. who the heck is Shadow Azelfland?:I

Chica: oh, he's mostly a clone of Azelfland, but more edgy.:I

Shadow: oh.:I

Chica: anyway. things are out of hand because of Vivendi. you see, after their hostile takeover on Gameloft, they tried to kill us too.>:I

Shadow: hm. sounds like these Vivendi guys are up to no good. i'll help.>:I

Chica: thanks, Shadow. i knew i could count on you. you fill me with determinaton.:3

Shadow: *sighs* again with the Undertale references.-_-

back at the garage, after an hour of ice skating

Chica: it's been a while since the last time we went out together.:3

Shadow: as friends, yes. but now, i want us to be more than friends.:3

Chica: what do you mean?:I

Shadow: Chica, i............................... i'm in love with you.:3

Chica: awwwwwwwwwwww. my sweet edgelord. i'm in love with you too.:3

Shadow: also, i got you these as first-date gifts.:3 *gives Chica a Pink scarf and a pair of Sky Blue high-heeled mini boots*

Chica: *gasps* for me? awww, that's so sweet of you.:3

Shadow: hmph. it's the least i could do to make you happy. also, i want to ask you this. Chica.................. will you be my edgy girlfriend?:3

Chica: *bursts into tears of joy* awwwww, so you really do love me. that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me. yes, i'll be your girlfriend! *sighs lovingly* i love you.:'3

Shadow: i love you too.:3 *they both make out*

Me: *pauses the action and breaks the fourth wall again* i know that this is out of Shadow's character, but remember. this series is not canon to the games or the comics.:I *unpauses the action*

Chica: *as they both stop making out*  wow. you kiss like a true edgelord.:3

Shadow: thanks. you too. we should hang out again sometime.:3

Chica: *giggles* sure.:3

and that's the end of episode 9 of season 5 of "car dialogues". i got a lot more coming for the R&D itself and -hopefully- the next championship.

until next time.

-Azelfland.