User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: Ariel Championship and the Mazda 6 reconstruction

A preview of the Ariel Atom V8 Championship story and the rebuilding of the Mazda 6. Based on She's a Keeper. Also meant to parody the apocalypse of the low rank Multiplayer rank brackets caused by you-know-what.

Preview 1:

Me: Ok. Looks like I don't need to dismantle my cars yet. Since the Gameloft boss allowed me to use a portal to go straight to Area 51. And are you there, CV-990?

CV-990: Affirmative. I am now at one of the gravel runways.

Me: Good. Don't stay anywhere near the concrete runway so that no players spot you. Are the girls in you?

CV-990: Also affirmative.

Me: Good. I am coming over to see them. I also have to mess your paint, sorry.

CV-990: For what reason? :/

Me: I wanna make people think you are a decomissioned plane. No one will bother wondering why a civilan jet is in Area 51, if it looks decomissioned. Don't worry, I will only mess your paint, not your systems. So that you can provide a quick getaway.

CV-990: Roger.

Preview 2:

Lily: Thank goodness you came.

Me: Yeah. I heard this place is gonna go.

Lily: Well that's sad.

Me: I called you two here so that you can pack my bags when we really need to go.

Gameloft boss: Well you don't need to. For now. Right now we are developing a no-Vivendi security system. If it worked, we can merge the new AsphaltLand with the old one.

Me: That's great! :)

(A large bus comes)

Silver Azelfland: Well. Now u guys are now living in the decomissioned jet?

Me: It actually isn't. But keep it a secret.

Others: Oh ok. We will not let anyone know about the jet or mess with it.

Gameloft boss: Actually I came to inform that a new special event has come.

Me: Yay!! :) Eventually the Aventador SV will return for the 3rd time I hope. Anyway what car is it this time?

Gameloft boss: Except that this one may be a disappointment. The Ariel Atom V8. Known as the V8 guzzler.

Me: Oh. Why?

Preview 3:

Me: Ok. 2nd qualifier of the third tour. This should be easy.

(After the race)

Me: Ok. Easy as it can be. (Receives "Sync Error" message that will not go away) VIVENDI YOU TWAT!!!! >:(

(After reracing)

Me: Phew. I wonder why that race won't sync. Whatever Vivendi did....

Gameloft boss: Ok. Here is the reward for Day 4 login. 2 Mazda 6 Blueprints.

Me: Just great.

Preview 4:

Me: Ok. Whoah. I never realised that the last 2 Mazda 6 blueprints are in the same house where I held Julia hostage. O_O (calling TheGoldenThunder) Hello Thunder? Are there any umm... Vivendi vehicles near your garage, following the ambush at your garage that day?

TheGoldenThunder: Well luckily for you, I have impounded a few of them. Why do you need one?

Me: I am taking my two friends to North Dakota. To collect the last few Mazda 6 blueprints, and to mess with the boss' wife. I am basically using one of the gang cars to reduce suspicion.

TheGoldenThunder: Only risk is that it might attract attention of the Vivendi goons. I have painted the car but it might not work.

Me: Well I was planning to move the wife to somewhere in Chicago. And once I reach the house in Ludendorff, I will strip the car off some parts for the Mazda.

TheGoldenThunder: Whoa. Whoa. O_O. Ok. Which car you wanna use?

Me: Obviously the Trash AF10. Though it is less likely to have space for three people.

TheGoldenThunder: Fine. Come to my garage. Be warned, a Vivendi gang car is capable of sending out a signal that attracts other Vivendi members.

Preview 5:

Me: Ok. There's the house over there.

(I park the car in front of the front door to block it, then all of us leave the car; with Naomi and Lily using the underground entrance to enter the house, while I remove all tires and some components of the AF10 before entering the house)

Me: Ok. Mazda 6 blueprints. But wait. How am I about t-

Naomi: Well my friend thought me to build cars. Let me build our getaway car.

Me: Whoah. ^_^ Who is that who taught you?

Naomi: One of GoldenThunder's allies. I am not sure if it is Kri....

Me: Whatever. You build that car, then we go to Chicago. Before any Vivendi members come.

Naomi: On it. What are you two gonna do then?

Me: I will let Lily abuse her. Who asked her (Julia) to torture her (Lily)?

Naomi: Oh. Make sure the hostage does not die at all.

Me: Yeah. Without the hostage I cannot get the tokens.... (Lily and I go to the storage room, and Lily ties a rope tightly around Julia's waist and ties another end to a crank, presumably a crank of an old well)

Me: Ok. I will make sure this prostitute tells us about Vivendi's plans prior to her getting kidnapped. If she refuses to tell, squeeze her belly with that rope, Lily. As hard as you can until I tell to stop.

Lily: Gotcha. :P

Me (after removing the blindfold and the gag): Ok you whore. I wonder what you can do now, after I caught you. Serves you right for messing with my childhood friend. >:)

Julia: Where is this place? OMG, I'm tied- YOU!!! >:( THAT IDIOT WHO STOLE MY GRAND TOURER!!!! AND THAT WITCH FROM TAIWAN!!!! WHERE AM I???!!! >:( LET ME GO NOW OR- (I give Lily the signal to tighten the rope tied around her waist) OOWWWWWCCHHHH!!!!!! X_X

Me: You cannot do anything. Still thinking of torturing my friends?? >:|

Preview 6:

Naomi: Ok. The car is built.

Me: Ok. This bitch is too stubborn to tell anything. We will take her for a lil' ride. >:) (I put the blindfold and the gag back)

Julia: YOU PIECES OF- MMMMMMMHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Lily: Well where should we hide her?

Naomi: Also the Mazda has bulletproof windows. They should not be able to shoot us from outside.

Me: Good. I think both of you sit in the backseats. And scan the exterior as we move.

Naomi: What about the bitch?

Me: Well she will be in the front passenger seat. Since she is totally tied up, blindfolded and gagged, she should not be able to pull $#!+ off.

Lily: Ok. Then let's-

Vivendi goon 1: Ok. One of our cars is here. It is dismantled though so this car is useless.

Vivendi goon 2: Thieves. >:| I know some of Azelfland's crew will definitely be here.

Me: Crap. They're here. In the car!!

Vivendi goon 1: They can run, but they can't hide.

(Sound of engine starting and underground garage door opening)

Vivendi goon 3: We they are running!!

Vivendi goon 2: Well get to the cars!!!

(My Mazda 6 zooms out of the garage to Chicago while the goons head for their Donkervoorts, Cobras and F-Type Rs that are 'borrowed' from the Conglomerate)