User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Buick Riviera and Rimac Concept One recruitment

as the title says, i got myself two new electric cars. and those are the Buick Riviera, whose championship wasn't hard at all, since i MAX PROed it, and the Rimac Concept One, which is a car i wanted to get for a long time and i finally got it. but then again, i plan to make the top 5 EDDs that have the best quotes later on, but not right now. but it's coming soon.

since the new update comes out on Wednesday, this is the final epsode of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". also, thanks to Audi R8 tyke for the idea of the top 5 EDDs that have the best quotes, which i'll write some other time. here goes:

Azure Coast, 11:09 AM

My Buick Riviera: this is it, huh?:)

My Sbarro Sparta: yep.^_^

Buick Riviera: once we beat the Grand Finale of Azure Coast, i get to join you, right?:)

Me: that's right. now, let's get the show on the road!:D

after the sixth qualifier

Me: okay, Hanna. it's time to take down this tour.:)

Hanna: all right, then.:)

Me: if you win this, i'll get you something really nice.^_^

Hanna: can't wait.^_^

at the Grand Finale

the announcer: this is it, folks! the final Grand FInale of the Buick Riviera championship! who's gonna win? who's gonna go home? let's find out!:D

Hanna: let's see how tough the racers are, shall we?>:I

Buick Riviera: calculating the racing levels of the racers.......... *calculates the racing levels* calculations complete. starting analysis.......... *analyzes the racers* analysis complete. all the racers have been positively identified. all the racers' racing level is over 9000. all the racers are ranked as level 3A. retreiving biographical data...........>:I

Hanna: cancel data. chances of winning?>:I

Buick Riviera: even without the nitro starter and extra tank, this is going to be a guaranteed victory.>:I

Hanna: sounds good to me. LET'S GO!>:)

on the final straight of lap 2

the announcer: seems like we all know who's gonna win this. AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE CHAMPIONSHIP IS OVER!! WHAT A RACE!! ONCE AGAIN, TEAM AZELFLAND WINS ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP FOR ASPHALTLAND AND TAKES THE RIVIERA AS THE GRAND PRIZE!! that's it for this championship. the next one is going to be a surprise for all of us out there! can't wait to find out! see you in the next championship, folks!:D

Me: that was awesome! you did great out there!^_^

Hanna: thanks.:3

Diana: though, i suspect someone was behind the rigging.>:I

McLaren P1 boy: and i know who it is. *sees Mike458 trying to escape* GOTCHA, BITCH!>:D

Mike458: ah, s@#t! he figured it out!>:(

Esmarelda: well, well, well. if it ain't that whippersnapper that made our enemies kill us.>:(

Flora: we knew you were behind the rigging AND the alliance between PETA and Vivendi. so, we killed PETA.>:)

Shelby: AND with the cars you got, you tried to stall our upgrading on the Riviera. turns out it didn't work.>:)

Hanna: and with the girls' parents on our side, there's no way you could escape. they were watching you the whole time.>:)

Mike458: and i would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your parents!>:(

Rouge: can't seem to learn, will you? i'll teach you some manners.>:( *slaps Mike458*

Mike458: WHY YOU LITTLE...............!>:( *punches Rouge in the belly, making her cry*

Nick: *gets steaming mad* NO ONE PUNCHES MY GIRL AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!>:(

Mike458: oh, i already have.>:)

MICROAGRESSION! HIT HIM!>:D

Mike458: oh, god! not this crap!O_O

McLaren P1 boy: yes, this crap!>:)

Shadow Azelfland: *bumps his fists and uses the Electric Fly* JOHNYSTARTTHECAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!! *uses it again* GOTTASUCKMYNUTS!! *and again* GIMMEMYMONEYYYYYYYY!! *and again* JOHNY'SINTHECAAAAAAAAAAAR!! *and again* BRINGALLTHESAUUUUUUUCE!!D:<

Nick: my turn! BLOOD HADOUKEN!!>:( *uses the blood hadouken on Mike458*

Mike458: ow! what the hell?!O_O

Me: that's got to be new.O_O

Nick: it sure is. now, EAT THIS! SOUL SLASH!>:( *uses his soul slash and sends Mike458 flying*

Mike458: TEAM VIVENDI IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!X_X *ting*

Diana: those powers are so cool!^_^

Nick: well, this is what you expect from a netherborn like me.:)

Audi R8 tyke: *takes out his enchanted diamond sword* KILL IT WITH FIRE!O_O

Nick: whoa. calm down. i meant the good kind of netherborn.O_O

Audi R8 tyke: oh. sorry about that.:I

Nick: it's okay, R8 tyke. we all make mistakes. anyway. can you leave me and Rouge alone? i need to cheer her up and you're in our personal space.:I

Loraine: take your time.:)

Nick: thanks.^_^

Rouge (crying): i can't believe he punched me. what kind of a man would punch a girl?!:'(

Nick: don't cry. here, let me heal that for you.:3 *uses his blood aura to heal Rouge's wound*

Rouge: thanks. but i still feel like that Mike guy was a sexist. why would he hit a girl?:'(

Nick: *hugs Rouge* shhhhhhh. everything's gonna be okay. don't cry. i'm here for you.:3

Rouge: *stops crying* thanks, Nick. i feel much better now.:3

Nick: glad i could help.^_^

later, in the hotel (5:00 PM)

Shelby: man, i would've never thought that your mother was such a gossip girl.:P

Flora: yeah. you know her.:)

Chica: she was a gossip girl in our age. and it was cool for her.:)

Hanna: anyway, gossips aside, i just can't believe i'm gonna relive my first date with Azelfland.:3

Emily: your first date?:I

Hanna: yeah. Azelfland and i went on our first date on this very funfair. it was so romantic.:3

Emily: cool.^_^

Shelby: you know, i'm glad all of us could reunite with our parents.:)

Flora: yeah. i still remember that time when i was 4 and that one time my parents came back home with wounds from their boxing routine and i was like: "mommy and daddy hurt each other!" and wanted to hug them to feel better. good times.^_^

Chica: i agree.^_^

Wanda: we've all gotten to that point in our lives.:P

Loraine: well, not me.:P

Hanna: me neither.:P

Cynthia: well, you were lucky.:P

Alice: this is gonna be a great night. i know it.^_^

Hanna: i agree. and this reminds of the Valentine's day prom.:3

Wendy: still dreaming about what happened that night?:I

Hanna: yep.:3

later that night (7:00 PM)

Me: *sees Hanna in her yellow dress and black high heels* wow. you're very beautiful.:3

Hanna: *giggles* why, thank you.:3

Me: so, let's get to the funfair, shall we?:3

Hanna: sure.:3

Me: and for your first reward, i'll let you drive my Enzo Ferrari.:3

Hanna: really?:D

Me: yep.^_^

Hanna: that's so sweet of you.:3

at the funfair, one hour later

Hanna: that was so much fun.^_^

Cynthia: so, what do you want to do next?:3

Hanna: i say we go ice skating.^_^

Me: sounds good.:)

one hour of ice skating later

Hanna: thanks for the awesome night, Azelfland.:3

Me: you're welcome.:3

Hanna: so, what did you get for me?:3

Me: i didn't know what you would like, so............... i got you these. hope you like it.:3 *gives Hanna a pink boxing outfit and a pair of black boxing gloves*

Hanna: *gasps* for me? awwwwwww, that's so sweet of you. thank you.:3

Me: it's the least i could do.:3

Hanna: i'll try it on once we get back home.:3

Me: you'll look really sexy in it. i just know it.:3

Hanna: thank you, my sweetheart. *sighs lovingly* i love you.:3

Me: i love you too.:3 *they both make out*

Hanna: *as they both stop making out* so much fun. let's do it again sometime.^_^

Me: sure thing.^_^

two days later, in Vivendi's fourth base in Havana, Cuba

Vincent: SON OF A BITCH!! Azelfland's bitch beat us?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!>:(

Mike458: i know, right? i mean, i rigged the qualifiers that you told me, but turns out they had the Riviera at MAX PRO.:I

Vincent: no matter. the next update will come. that means new cars and a new bike will be part of the roster in AsphaltLand.>:I

Anais: that means more chances to f@#k up team Azelfland.>:I

Vincent: exactly.>:)

Mike458: don't be so sure, boss. they ALWAYS come prepared.>:I

Vincent: that, i will give you. however, speaking of f@$#ing up team Azelfland, i made the Rimac Concept One the drag race tournament price. all that my members have to do is beat them in a drag race right here, on this very drag race strip and we'll kill them.>:)

Anais: it will work for sure. but remember, Azelfland is the king of CSR racing. which means he's super skilled and can beat anyone.>:I

Vincent: he's now former king of CSR racing. now R8 tyke covers his spot, until he comes back to it.>:I

Mike458: i doubt he'll suspect anything.>:)

meanwhile, in Azelfland's garage

Me: hey, Hanna. you look sexy in your new boxing outfit.^_^

Hanna: why, thank you.:3

Me: so, how are we on this fine day?^_^

Hanna: good. just finished my training. what about you?:)

Me: i got this flyer about a drag racing tournament in Havana, Cuba.:I

Audi R8 tyke: that sounds familiar. *gasps* IT'S THE SAME PLACE SHAX TRIED TO SELL MY CARS AND FAILED!O_O

Me: i suspect a trap.>:I

Hanna: but we're going anyway, right?:I

Me: yep.:I

Havana, Cuba

Audi R8 tyke: so, you're an Arctic Fox now?:I

TweakRacer: yep. with ice powers.^_^

Audi R8 tyke: sounds really cool (pun intended).^_^

TweakRacer: that was a bad one.:I

Audi R8 tyke: yeah. i know.:I

Hanna: so, this is the drag race strip. all right, so what do we do?:I

My Sbarro Sparta: it's simple. the tournament is mostly a progression tournament. we beat all five, we get the Rimac Concept One and rescue her with the 354.000 credits we got. first comes the D class section.>:I

My Mazda RX-8: since i'm fully upgraded and elite tuned, this should be no problem.>:)

Sbarro Sparta: right. after the RX-8, i'm next. it will be easy. besides, the RX-8 and i will be good for those two quarter mile or 400-meter races.>:)

My BMW M2 Special Edition: after the Sparta, i'm next. on my race, it's going to be a half mile or 800-meter race. simple as that.>:I

My BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: also at the half mile or 800-meter race. i may not have a good acceleration, but it won't be a problem for me either, since i got the top speed.>:)

My Devel Sixteen Prototype: and i'm going last. the last race is an 1-mile or 1.6-kilometer race. which means my top speed will help a lot in this case.>:)

Me: sounds like a plan. let's do this.>:)

after winning the five races

Me: HAHAHAHA! YES!>:D

Mike458: well, you made it. the Rimac Concept One is yours.:)

McLaren P1 boy: well, we'll take it, thank you very much.^_^

Mike 458: SIKE! *pulls out a pistol* you thought you could get away after that humiliation?>:)

Hanna: I KNEW this was a trap!>:(

Mike458: guess i'll shoot you first, P1 boy. you betrayed us. now you're gonna pay.>:)

Rouge: OH NO, YOU DON'T!>:( *kicks Mike458 right in the nuts*

Mike458: AUGH! oh, my English tea bags.X_X

Hanna: serves you right, jerk!>:(

Rouge: that's what you get for punching me and for being a sexist!>:(

Nick: now, stay down, maggot!>:(

Me: all right. *throws 350.000 credits to the cage and breaks it* we're getting you out of here.>:)

My Rimac Concept One: okay.>:I

back at Azelfland's garage

Audi R8 tyke: we're back.^_^

My Mercedes-Benz Silver Lightning: i see you got another brain to our team. nice.^_^

Rimac Concept One: i might not seem useful, but at least i'll be helpful with my brains.^_^

TheHawtDawg1: but first, we need to upgrade you.:P

meanwhile, back at Vivendi's fourth base in Havana, Cuba

Anais: there's no way that happened!>:(

Vincent: *slams his hand on the table seven times* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! HOW DO THEY ALWAYS WIN?!>:(

Mike458: my guess is that they're smarter than i thought.>:I

Anais: my god. i can't believe they got another car by their side.>:(

Vincent: no matter. one way or another, team Azelfland will go down, no matter what!>:(

Anais: i think i know what we'll do.>:)

Vincent: what do you suggest?:I

Mike458: you know how the girls that accompany Azelfland and his friends are into boxing?>:I

Vincent: yeah. so?:I

Anais: what if, once they try to get the Mitsubishi Eclipse, i show up to them and challenge one of the girls in a boxing match? how does that sound?>:)

Vincent: GENIUS!!! what they don't know is that you train every day.>:)

Mike458: yes, but the girls also train every day.>:I

Anais: we'll wait for the right time, however. it takes long for Azelfland to upgrade his cars AND we got "the pizza" multiplayer cup going on. so, we're gonna have to wait for the cup to finish first and for Azelfland to get the upgrades for the Rimac Concept One.:P

Mike458: guess that's no problem.:P

Vincent: they won't see us coming.>:)

and that's the end of the final episode of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". the next season will have more cars to get and even more............ well, weirdness and nut kicking. but that's all i have for now.

until next time.

-Azelfland.