User blog:TransportFan2014/AsphaltLand reentry: Phase 1

Foreword: Ever since my exams ended, I will frequently write standalone stories, some of which may feature crossovers. Before I begin, I would give credits to Azelfland for allowing my story to crossover his.

Story begins here, at the Aladdin Hotel in Dubai. Time: 12p.m.

Me: Oh well, the asshole called Vivendi burned down my garage, not sure how my cars (esp Vulcan) are. Gonna need to think of a plan. At least the Vivendi boss does not know that I own a large fleet of aircraft :P

(Receives message from my team leader)

Z-Warrior leader: Dear TF2014, I have found you a new place to reside at Rio. Just look out for a blue garage door by the elevated railroad, your new hideout is there.

Me: Thanks a lot.

(Receives call from Gameloft boss)

GL boss: TF2014, glad to hear that you are returning to AsphaltLand. I can give you clearance to rerun your career here, following the Vivendi boss' despicable act of destroying your old Barcelona safehouse. But before I can give clearance, I need you to do me a favour.

Me: What's it? I am ready to do it nevertheless.

GL boss: The boss of Vivendi and his henchmen are using the Area 51 warehouse to carry out some contraband trading. I need you to wipe them out- while also doing zero damage to anywhere in AsphaltLand. Also, I have told Azelfland and his crew to retrieve 2 cars from Vivendi, so while they are distracted, it is your chance to stop the illegal training.

Me: I'm in. But with one condition: I will claim the runway area at Area 51 to land my aircraft. Other than that, I have zero problems.

GL boss: Anything, at your pleasure.

(Grabs my Evoque, and drives to Area 51)

Me: I don't see anyone at Area 51. Maybe the GL boss is.... (sees a piece of paper on the floor)

Vivendi boss note: Whoever that is coming to get me, you are too freaking late. Sucks for you. :P)

Me: ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! Oh wait, they are at French Guiana now while some of their henchmen are chasing the 2 retrieved cars! OK.... Well played. :|

(Drives to French Guiana)

Ok, I see you dickheads in the runway area. Doing some arms trading buisness. Ok.....

(U-turns, and goes to the control tower)

Me: Good, no one in the tower.

(Locks door, goes to highest point of control tower and pulls out a sniper rifle)

Me: Let's see what you got.

(Shoots one of the goon's head)

Vivendi boss (from the Ilyishin IL-76): Holy f***!!! Who's that?

(Shoots another goon)

Vivendi goon: OMG, some skunk is in the tower!! GET HIM!!!

(Shoots 3rd goon)

Me: So you are calling me a skunk down there? Ok, eat lead! >:v

(Pulls out rocket launcher and blasts one of the trucks)

Vivendi goon: We can't get in that tower!! It's locked by that skunk!!

(Some goons enter a truck but got blasted by a rocket)

Vivendi boss: Screw this! I am leaving!!

Me: Not so fast!! Eat my sniper!!

(Repeatedly shoots at Vivendi boss but all shots missed)

Me: F***!!!!

(decends tower)

Me: You wanna get in here? Ok.....

(Pulls out Carbine rifle and unlocks door, then shoots any goons trying to enter)

Me: Damn it, he's leaving!!

(Enters my Rover)

Me: Not so fast!! (Throws grenads all over the place, destroying all enemy vehicles)

Me: I see your fuggin KTM Super (Shit) Duke down the road!! Imma run you down!!

(Pushes the accelerator)

Vivendi boss: Argh no! Looks like my deal is busted!

(Attempts to call some some Da Nang dudes)

Vivendi boss: Hello, Snakehead, this is the Vivendi boss. I could not deviler the goods this time, beca....

(Shoots phone off Vivendi boss' hand)

Me: Try calling with no phone now!! :P

Vivendi boss: F*** you very much for spoiling my great day!! I did not regret burning down that garage!!

Me: You think I will get upset over a burnt AsphaltLand garage? Nope, I am having a better life back in Liberty City! :P You sir, are a sorry loser. :P

Vivendi boss: You and Azelfland will pay for all the damages done to my association!

Me: That's where you are wrong. I just enjoy crashing your business!! And I am gonna take you out!!

Vivendi boss: We'll see about that!! I have a manuoverable bike while you are with a 'slow-ass' Rover!!

Me: The Rover will beat up your Super Shit Duke I gotta say!! (Attempts to shoot Vivendi boss but realises that all bullets are used)

Me: Damn it!!!

Vivendi boss: Hahaha!! You think you can win with those guns? O.O I'm scared now! (sarcasm)

Me: Be afraid, foe!!

(Chases Vivendi boss for 8 hours)

My message to Azelfland: I need your help. I have been trying to chase the Vivendi boss for a long time but I jsut could not get him. I need the help of you and your Shadow version. Avoid bringing any females; I am not looking down on them but just avoid bringing em. From: TF2014.

(15 mins later)

Azelfland's message: I am currently in the Project Trash now. When I have cleared one of the labs I will try to help.

My message: Roger that, thanks for your help.

(At Munich)

Me: So you wanna drive through tbe tracks? Ok, try following the damn trains then :P

(After 2 days, in Patagonia)

Me: When will this guy fall down? The longer he stays on, the.... (sees Azelfland and his Shadow version on a Ducati 1200)

Azelfland: Hey dude! Did you manage to get the boss?

Me: Nope, not yet. Wonder how long before I can crash into his Super Shit Duke

ShadowAzelfland: Well, we'll take care of catching him. Just try to slow him down.

Me: Okay then, here g..... WTF!!!

(My Evoque skids and falls down a cliff)

Me: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCccccccccc....... OWW!!!!

(Evoque lands on a few llamas on its roof)

Me: Owww.... that's gross.

(Leaves Evoque as it catches fire)

Me: Vivendi boss, you lucky twat. I will get you next t.... (sees a blue DeZir with its door open)

Me: I will get you shitty ass Duke. And I will sue your ass.

(Enters DeZir)

Me: How to start this thing.... I hope this is not a trap.

(Sees a note)

Note in DeZir: put in 180 tokens to start this car.

Me: The person who uses this car thinks this is an arcade machine -.- (puts 180 tokens and car engine activates)

Me: Now imma get that f***er!!

(Receives call)

ShadowAzelfland: Dude, are you ok? I saw your SUV roll down the cliff!

Me: Of course I am f- (sound of Evoque exploding)

ShadowAzelfland: Oh shit!!

Me: I am actually fine, now in a DeZ.... (sees the KTM Super Duke) ...ir, and I saw the TwatEndi boss' bike.

Azelfland: And we saw you.

Me: Not so fast, you twat! (Pulls out shotgun from inside the DeZir)

Me: Luckily the owner of this car left a gun in here. Now eat this!

(Shoots the Super Duke's engine)

Vivendi boss: WTF? Why is my bike slowing down?

(Crashes into the KTM and knocks the Vivendi boss off the bike)

Vivendi boss: Oww!! You assholes are not gonna get me!! I have multiple subdivisions all over the place!! I will find you idiots, and I wi- (got shot by the shotgun)

Vivendi boss: As I aaid, you all cannot get me!! Team Vivendi is blasting off again!!! X_X

Me: Thanks bro for your assistance.

Azelfland: Not a big deal. Have you found your new hideout?

Me: That hideout is in Rio. Just under the elevated railroad.

Azelfland: Ok, we gotta go.

Message from GL boss: TF2014, I appreciate your help for trying to keep AsphaltLand safe. Though you did not manage to get the Vivendi boss, due to your help, you can have the Area 51 runway and you are allowed to return to AsphaltLand. But you can only return here 3 days later. We need to register the location of your garage among the 25 billion garages located here. And we need to make sure the Vivendi boss does not find out your hideout.

Me: That's good news.

Azelfland: We gotta get back to deal with the Trash As F*** 10. See you later.

Me: Catch you later.

(Resprays DeZir and drives to SDH)

Oh, so you guys are now using SDH as your base for deals? I'm afraid that it ain't gonna happen >:)

(Shoots all goons in SDH)

Azelfland's phone call: Are you in your garage now?

Me: Nope, GL boss is currently setting that garage. And he gotta make sure the Vivendi boss does not know my new location. I gotta get out of here before I get captured. Will be coming back with a Boeing 787.

Azelfland's call: ok, will catch you later

(Steals Vivendi's Boeing C-17 from an aircraft carrier and flies away)

That's the end of this story. Stay tuned for more standalone stories (and crossover stories).