User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: Aprilia and MP4-31 shenanigans

Now in Lab 4, and with the MP4-31 Championship running in tandem.

(After getting word that Azelfland and his crew are safe in Tokyo)

Me: Okay, got another 2 hours before I have to return to the Asphalt Labs. Plus I have to try to bring the MP4-31 back. Since Adrian Heat for some reason is BACK -_-

Naomi: Well we hid the boss' wife in the basement where your new garage is.

Me: SWEET!! And one day I will get back at these skunks for destroying Sarah's house. Right now I will deal with the boss' whofe. Got any super glue??

Lily: Well, I will see if we have any here..... wait.

Me: Hurry up. Anais won't be sleeping all day.

(While Lily looks for some super glue, I tie Anais to a pillar in the basement, and replace the chains with the same type of ropes I used to tie her up in Mt. Diablo)

Me: Okay. Now she ain't going anywhere. Plus, Vincent could not find her in a basement 100 metres below the surface...... and the ropes will only get tighter if she struggles. And also.... no one will hear her. Did I mention my new garage is in a basement 100m below an apartment block?

Naomi: It definitely is. And hurry up, Lily. She might be waking up soon.

Lily: Well, found one. Hurry up before she is awake.

Sarah: Well, that is a waste of super glue.

Me: BUT, this whore is a waste of SPACE on this planet. Might as well keep her somewhere which saves space. :P (As I glue her shoes to the floor and I glue her skirt to the floor, as well as her blouse to the pillar)

Lily: That's very savage of you.

Me: Since she always messed with us, I will give her back the dose of her medicine. Now we have her as our hostage,this should inhibit Vincent from messing with us- maybe not. (As I squirt the glue into her shoes)

Sarah: You got that bucket? :P

Lily: Ah yes. The same ol' bucket.

(A few minutes later)

Lily: Wakey wakey. :P (splashes Anais with cold water)

(Anais regaining consciousness)

Anais: Um... where am I? I need to find my husband- (tries to move but finds her glued to the ground and tied up) OMG.... where are you Vincent?? O_O Please help me Vincent if you hear me, I don't know why I am stuck, please help....

Sarah: And... say hello to the boss' wife!! Please pay utter respect. :P (as she removes the blindfold)

Anais: Seriously, YOU TW@$ AGAIN??!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO KIDNAP ME??!!!! >:(

Me: Well, that will teach Vincent not to ruin our bases again. And that teaches him for kidnapping Candice and doing inappropriate stuff to her.....

Anais: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??!!!! >:( LEMME GO NOW!!! >:(

Me: Nothing other than putting glue to make you stick to the floorboards. There is no point trying to remove those ropes anyway....

Anais: (struggling) AND I WILL GET AWAY FROM HERE YOU SCUMS!!!! >:(

Me: No you will not, I have hidden you in a place where no one will expect, and I made sure Vincent will not get to find you.

Anais: SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW??!! >:( TRYING TO DO INAPPROPRIATE STUFF TO ME??!!!

Lily: Nah, we won't. And since you basically won't tell us Vincent's plans, we will keep you as prisoner.

Me: To remind us of how annoying you are.

Anais: Seriously, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!! >:(

Naomi: Don't forget YOU harassed US previously.....

Anais: ENOUGH TALKIE AND LET ME GO NOW!!!! >:( SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

Me: No one will hear you.... You 3, look after her. I got some business to do.

Anais: COME BACK HERE YOU TRASHF****R!!!!! >:(

Naomi: Don't you ever callour friend like that -_- (pulls Anais' hair)

Anais: OOWWWWWWW!!!! X_X

Sarah: Ugh, I hate the way she dresses.... reminds me of a singer who I loathe.....

(At the R&D site in my Fenyr)

Me: Okay. What is the big deal?

R&D crew: The virus is spreading, but we have it localised. Go out there and clean it up.

Me: Roger.

(After some races)

Me: Okay. I think the clomemaker should be close.

R&D crew: Come back when your keys are delivered.

Me: I will.

(After I find my lost MP4-31 with my Fenyr)

My MP4-31: THANK GOODNESS!!! O_O Adrian Heat seems to be back and he is sabotaging the recent Championship. I need to stop him. >:|

Me: I got this. >:|

(After driving the MP4-31to a certain distance)

My MP4-31: Argh, my tires are deflated -_-

Me: You try to stay safe. I got to meet some contacts.

(After a meeting with Kent Paul)

Me: Goodness. I have to take the Sindacco guy who got scared the $#!+ out of him by Hanna... to his boss?? Gracious. (I enter my Fenyr and drive to the hospital)

(At the hospital)

Me: I am here for Mr. Sindacco...

Agent at counter: Well, he has been taken by some ambulance crew.

Me: Great. Thanks.

(When I return to my Fenyr)

Me: Kent? Apparently he has been loaded onto an ambulance....

Kent Paul: Damn. Looks like some rivals have came earlier. I have marked the locations of Ambulances that have left the hospital 10 mins ago.

Me: Ah ok.

(After crashing into the first ambulance)

Ambulance guys: Hey what the heck??

Me: Wrong one. 2 left.....

(Approaching the second one)

Me: Gotcha. (I slam the ambulance with my Fenyr)

Ambulance guys: Seriously, is that guy drunk??!!! >:(

(Approaching the third ambulance)

Me: I hope this is the one.....

(After I slam the ambulance with my Fenyr, the guys try to escape)

Me: COME BACK YOU IDIOTS!!! >:( (As I repeatedly crash into the ambulance and open cover fire)

(10 mins later)

Vivendi goon 1: Oh look!!! The same guy who took away the boss'wife for the 3RD TIME!!

Vivendi goon 2: KILL THE NOOB!!!! >:(

Me: Not so easy. (I kill the two goons) You, go back to my garage. I will figure an alternative.

My Fenyr: Got it. >:|

(I drive the ambulance with Johny Sindacco in the rear to the Sindacco's hideout, with VVS AF10s trailing me)

Me: Well at least my Fenyr is not here!!!

(30 mins later, I reach the Sindacco base and unload Johny Sindacco, with the 2 VVS AF10s approaching)

VVS goon 1: LOOKS LIKE WE FAILED TO TAKE THE SINDACCOS TO OUR DESIGNATED PLACE... AGAIN!!! >:(

VVS ggon 2: Well, Vincent will NOT BE HAPPY since a gang war can no longer be sparked!!!! -_-

(The Sindaccos later blast the 2 AF10s after hearing the 1st goon yell over the mic)

Sindaccos: You ain't taking our boss anywhere!!! >:(

Me: Okay. Now I gotta check on my underground garage, since I have a hostage down there....

(After the return trip in a Boeing 707)

Me: Okay. Fun time is over.

Naomi: Glad you are back. This whore kept hurling insults and personal attacks at us :/

Me: Oh really?? >:( That is something to be expected.

(I enter the basement)

Anais: So you are back huh??? Tell your snobby b!+c#€$ to release me, NOW!!!! >:(

Me: You ain' t going anywhere, since even if I untie you, you still have glue pinning you down to the floor. :P

Anais: MY HUSBAND IS NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY FOR THIS!!!! >:(

Me: Just like how I am pissed off with how your husband treated my friends, nub.

Anais: JUST LEMME GO!!!!! >:(

Me: Oh, you regret what you did now? Well it is too f*****g late. (I touch her shoulder) Well I basically will not release you no matter what, because when I first released you after I took you away as punishment, you continue to do your husband's BS. You ain't getting away...

Anais: (struggling) GET YOU HAND OF ME!!!!! >:( NO INAPPROPRIATE STUFF!!!!! >:(

Me: You are lucky I am only touching your shoulder and not your..... well, I won't say it but only you know. Also, you do inappropriate stuff to my friends, so..... an eye for an eye.

Anais: LET... ME.... GO!!!!! >:( (continues to struggle)

Lily: Oh, I called Persephone and Wanda. Since your husband harassed their mother, it is your turn to get harassed. So, no complaining about inappropriate action because YOU did that to their mother FIRST....

Anais: (screaming goat)

Me: Oh, you want noise? Here is some noise. (I play the sound of a General Electric CF34 that I recorded from an Embraer E190 at maximum volume)

Naomi: SERIOUSLY BRO??? O_O YOU LIKE JET ENGINES???!!!! O_O

Sarah: Well, he is obsessed with aviation so expect some jet sounds....

Me: Whatever. We better leave. Plus Persephone and Wanda will be coming soon.... maybe with their parents. Let them have fun.

Sarah: Yeah, let them have fun. As payback for what they did to their mother.

Lily: Oh, and for all the insults..... (dumps some snow onto Anais) And don't complain about the snow. Especially if you dress up sexily like this, you have to bear the winter conditions :P

Me: Speaking of which, I think we might go back to my house in NYC one day. It's been a long time I am outside my most favourite city.....

Lily: Maybe we should. (Splashes Anais with water again)

Anais: STOP POURING WATER ON ME!!!! YOU ARE RUINING MY DRESS!!!!

Lily: You always ruin stuff of ours so don't complain!! :P (as we exit the room and enter the garage, which is attached to that room underground)