User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: Wrong or Right?

Okay, I have the Rimac Concept S and Lamborghini Murciélago in my garage. And had to collect some older cars to get the free upgrades.

Whichever numbskull came up with the idea of putting no free upgrades plus token only upgrades plus new engine together, I tell you, go back to the Flat Earth Society. Your mentality is equally as bad as theirs (even if you don’t believe the flat Earth BS).

(Towards the end of the last lab and the last tour)

Me: Okay, all set. I am almost done with the two events and… the Centenario should be out soon. Also, time to take the boss’ wife back after I finished these events. (Mail from the R&D team)

R&D team: We got the Centenario imported for R&D. But then… there is a catch.

Me: What? R&D team: The vehicle not only has 8 token upgrades at the higher levels, but also a new engine type, and no free upgrades. Proceed carefully.

Me: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI….. D: THESE SCUMS!!!!!! >:(

R&D technicians: That is what the higher-ups want us to do.

Me: Well, f--- the token upgrade streak. One sure thing is if they continue this crap in the next update as well, I am calling for a boycott. >:|

(In the last qualifier)

VVS goon: NOO….. how is he getting past…

Me: Cuz I have some free upgrades left. Though I will be out of them soon. But by then, I would be calling for a boycott.

VVS goon: If you are boycotting the events then why are you playing? :/

Me: I am boycotting the token upgrades. And I am not gonna go down the rabbit hole of yours!! >:(

(After finishing the Grand Finale)

Me: SUCK ON THAT, VVS!! After this update is over I ain’t going down your rabbit hole. >:|

VVS goon (to Vincent): STOP THAT TRASHF****R FROM GETTING THE CONCEPT S!!! HE IS ON TEST 49 NOW!!! O_O

Vincent: I will handle him myself. Along with Azelf’s c***s. And you, will be punished for FAILING YOUR JOB!!!!! >:(

Anais: Wait. What?? TF2014 whacked the Championship??

Vincent: Thanks to my idiotic goons. They failed. Again. But I am sure that Azelfland and R8 Tyke will be ripped hard. :P

Anais: Oh yes. We also removed the free upgrades from the Centenario R&D. That will teach these nutters for messing with you, and abducting as well as abusing me, especially with regards to TF2014’s friends.

Vincent: Well, with all that being said, why don’t we go and celebrate?

Anais: Sure. Let’s go.

(Both of them head for a party area without realizing that my Aston Martin Vulcan is trailing them)

My Vulcan: My master’s friends are not happy if they do not have the boss’ wife as their present.

(At Azelfland’s garage)

Me: So, regarding the recent R&D, we have a problem. Wanna know what BS is present in the R&D? ZERO FREE UPGRADES. What a way to ruin our holidays -_-

Azelfland: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!! SO MUCH NOPE!!! O_O

R8 Tyke: (Russian Foul Words)

Me: Gtg now. I got a Rimac Concept S to handle. I am closing in to the final AI. And I am gonna kidnap the boss’ wife. Since I have the layout of the base, I know what to do. :P Time to unleash The Boat. (As I drive away in the Murciélago to the R&D site)

(After finishing the R&D)

Rimac Concept S: Well, you made it. Any issues with the tokens?

Me: Yes. The Centenario R&D will hog them all.

Concept S: ……….

Me: Anyway I am going to where Vincent and his wife are having a party at. My friends will not be happy if they don’t see Anais in chains, plus even with her role in the apocalypse, her punishment is still in effect.

(At the ballroom, I arrive just as I see Vincent and Anais walking into the ballroom)

Anais: Well, feels good to reunite with you. After being held captive for 6 months….

Vincent: I will make sure no one reaches you.

Anais: Well it ain’t a problem even if you fail to protect me. Surely my boxing will help and even if that fails, still not your fault.

Vincent: Whatever, honey. Let’s go inside.

My Vulcan: (as the duo enter) I know of a way to snatch her back. Steal her necklace- that is her precious, personal item. Steal it, then hide it in the canal below their Manchester base. For getting her into there, you need to improvise.

Me: Aye. (As I creep to the window)

Anais: Damn. This necklace is distracting me from dancing….

Vincent: You shouldn’t have brought it along.

Anais: But it is a personal item that means a lot to me…..

Vincent: Well never mind. I will ensure that it is safe. Guards!!!

VVS goons: Yes sir!!

Vincent: Make sure no one takes my wife’s necklace!!! >:| Especially that TrashF****r.

VVS goons: SURE!!!!

(As soon as Vincent and Anais head to the dance floor, I call Silver Azelfland)

Me: I need your help. Spawn a wormhole under Anais’ necklace. Send that stuff into my Cadillac 16.

Silver Azelfland: But why that boat??

Me: There is a canal under the Manchester base. I just hope she does not get seasick!

Silver Azelfland: Aye. (Just as I head back to my garage to get the Cadillac 16)

(After the wormhole is spawned)

VVS goons: Holy cow. O_O Anais is gonna get real mad. ‘:|

(While I am driving to the Boat, at P1 Boy’s garage)

Fred 104: Chief!! Over here!! NOW!! O_O

Master Chief John 117: What’s wrong? O_O

Fred 104: Some rascal has planted a bomb in P1 Boy’s AHGT!!! >:|

Master Chief John 117: We better remove it. Who else if not the VVS would do such a thing??!!! >:( It is not primed yet, fortunately.

(After diffusing the bomb)

Master Chief John 117: Uuurrgghhhh….

Fred 104: What’s wrong?? O_O

Master Chief John 117: Aaarrggghhhh….. (as memories of him being imprisoned in a Cryptum retrun)

Kelly 087: CHIEF!!! DON’T SCARE ME!!!! O_O

Fred 104: Not sure what is going on!! Make him sober!!! >:|

(After a few minutes)

Master Chief John 117: Phew. Had a bad headache.

Fred 104: Whatever on earth happened….

Master Chief John 117: Some bad memories of us being imprisoned in the Cryptum came back when working on the bomb…..

Kelly 087: What? The Cryptum memories? Get them off your mind, or we won’t be making any progress.

Fred 104: Oh yes. We just managed to procure the LW 650S Spider Blueprints. Why not swap the standard car for the Spider-

Master Chief John 117: Or better yet, upgrade the LW 650S standard into the Spider version. As P1 Boy’s gift.

(Back in the Manchester base)

Me: Okay. Here is the canal. (As I drive the Cadillac 16 into the canal and park it) You, wait here. I am about to make a ‘garden’ around their compound. (Just as I leave the canal with some packets of mushroom spores and Gatling pea seeds)

(When the goons arrive)

Vincent: YOU IDIOTS, GUARD MY WIFE. AND THE OTHER HALF OF YOU, FOLLOW ME. I KNOW HAT AZELFC*** HAS STOLEN MY WIFE’S NECKLACE. NOW!!! >:( (Just as he and some goons left for Azelfland’s garage)

Me: (sending a message to Azelfland) Okay. Time for some gardening. :P (Just as I plant all the seeds and spores around the base) Okay. Now Imma bait the wife into the canal. (Just as I see a VVS goon approaching the base, getting attacked by puff-shrooms and Gatling peas)

Me: Bingo. (I message Anais using the goon's phone)

Anais: (Receiving a message) So, he hid my necklace in a canal?? >:( They better try no tricks.

(I pose as a goon and convince her to come into the canal; after being successful, I hide behind some barrels)

(In the base)

VVS goon: Are you sure you can do it on your own? Especially since you are in the ballroom dress and not in the boxing suit-

Anais: Don’t worry. I know what I am doing. Besides, a bodyguard is the one who found the stuff.

VVS goon: Fine. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. (As Anais enters the canal entrance, I quietly lock the door and jam it so that no goons can enter)

Anais: Okay. I see the car which has the necklace. That thief will pay!!! (She opens the door and finds her necklace on the assistant side of the dashboard)

Me: Okay. My friends won’t be upset.

Anais: When I catch that thief, he wil- (just as she picked up her necklace, a mechanism activated and locked her hands to the dashboard)

Anais: WHAT THE- THAT IDIOT SET A TRAP!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!! O_O

Me: Well, you may have helped shut down the apocalypse, but your punishment is lifetime. :P

Anais: GUYS!!! COME HERE NOW!!!! O_O

Me: (pointing a gun to her head) Scream anymore and this will go into your brain. Now GET IN!!! >:(

Anais: WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHOOT ME ALREADY??!!! >:(

Me: Just stfu and get in. (I fire a gunshot to the ceiling)

Anais: Fine, fine. Where are you taking me to? :/ (As she gets into my Cadillac 16, and a separate mechanism locks her legs to the floor)

Me: That’s none of your concern. (As I begin to leave)

(As the VVS goons manage to enter the canal, they saw my Cadillac 16 leaving, but are unaware that I am in the Cadillac 16)

VVS goon 1: Well, did I just hear Anais scream?

VVS goon 2: Yeah we did. I have no idea why she kept insisting on going on her own…

VVS goon 3: But who knows that she had escaped?

VVS goon 1: But that Cadillac seems suspicious…

(Back on the Cadillac 16)

Anais: (thinking) Drat. I should have known that TF2014 will not lift the punishment, even after I stopped the apocalypse. Wait. I am a therapist, right? Hopefully I can use my degree to persuade him to release me…. (Just as I was messaging Lily, Sarah and Naomi, telling them to get to a McDonnell Douglas MD-11, which I will be using to head to my safehouse)

Sarah (in Geneva, Switzerland with my other two friends): You got that witch?? Okay. I think we are gonna board that airplane. Also, allow me to introduce a friend of mine who does what you do also.

Me: Well, who?

Sarah: A surprise.

Me: Fine. Keep conversations subtle.

Sarah: Okay.

(At Geneva, shortly before taking off)

Naomi: Well, how I wonder if all of us can fit into the cockpit-

??: Well, when TF2014 comes, I will allow you girls to stay in the jump seat. There are 5 of them on this MD-11, so all you need is to stay in the jump seat. Since there are 5 occupants-including the prisoner, there is just enough.

Lily: Phew! Thanks Jason.

(Back on board the Cadillac 16)

Anais: I have no idea why on earth do you always kidnap me?

Me: Want to know why?? That is because you always mess with my friends. When I let you go in late March, you still continued to do your BS. You think I am gonna let it happen just like that….

Anais: Oh well. Is that so?? That is because you guys always interfere with MY HUSBAND’S OPERATIONS!!!! >:(

Me: Want to know why?? That is because 1), your husband gives us PLENTY of reasons. 2), his operations are only devastating other people. Actually, I would not bother. BUT, since the day your husband decided to start a fight with my friends, I could not take it sitting down. So, your kidnappings are your consequences. >:|

Anais: Any chance I will be released? You said you would not-

Me: I DID say it, but I never had the intention to let you walk free. My friends just don’t trust you at all. And unfortunately, your role only constitutes of 5% good. Offset by 95% horse$#!+.

Anais: Sigh….

Me: But since you played your role, I have told my friends to not abuse you. And you won’t be glued to the floor-unless your husband abused my friends 20 times. And don’t try to ask to be released. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

(Anais phone rings)

Anais: Ummm…. Someone is trying to reach me. May I answer the call? :|

Me: No.

Anais: But…. If I don’t respond, my husband will notice that something is wrong…

Me: Fine, fine. But don’t ever mention your current status. Anything but a kidnapping. Or…. Glue to you.

Anais: Fine. Jeez… but my hands are locked, I allow you to dig into my pocket this time.

Me: You asked for it. (I dig into her pocket and take her phone out, and pass it to her) Mark my words.

Anais: Hello?

VVS goon 2: Umm… Anais? What is your status?

Anais: Just fine. Don’t worry about me. I managed to escape my pursuer. I am safe, yes.

VVS goon 2: Then can you come home?

Anais: Listen. Tell my husband that I cannot come home anytime soon. Although I escaped, I need to keep a low profile. The pursuers are bent on catching me. So I cannot return.

VVS goon 2: Crap. Looks like Vincent is gonna miss you.

Anais: Yeah, sadly. Send my regards to him.

VVS goon 2: Can you send your current location?

Anais: Ummm…. No. The pursuer might be able to spot me. I know you guys want me to return, but I seriously cannot this time. Every time I return, I get kidnapped again. I have to hide.

VVS goon 2: Anais? You don’t seem to be nor-

Anais: Of course I am normal. Trust me. And avoid calling me to prevent the pursuer from catching me.

VVS goon 2: What a shame. Catch you next time. :(

Anais: Same.

(After they hang up)

Anais: Okay, I did not mention what you don’t want me to say. Don’t glue me later.

Me: Of course I won’t. The glue is only after the 20th warning. And of course, my friends won’t abuse you. So you basically have zero reasons to try to run. Oh yes. (I grab the phone from her)

Anais: HEY!! WHAT ARE Y- (As I remove the SIM card)

Me: This is to prevent your husband from contacting you. Remember that you are under punishment. >:|

Anais: Geez. You really aren’t taking it easy on me. -_-

Me: I obviously won’t. And I have done you a favor, by not asking my friends to abuse you. So, don’t hurl your insults at them.

Anais: But what if they abuse me without me doing anything to them?

Me: I know what to do. What am I gonna do to verify, is none of your concern.

Anais: (thinking) Damn it. Looks like I cannot convince him to release me. I wonder what will, since I am left with no form of contact. Seriously why do I always have to be the prisoner….

Me: Okay. (I tell Silver Azelfland to spawn a wormhole, but not before blindfolding and handcuffing Anais’ hands, as well as tying her handcuffed wrists to her body, and tying her legs, as well as telling my friends to not mention anything about the kidnapping)

Anais: Well, blindfolding me? Why not just wait till I sleep?

Me: To make sure you don’t pretend to sleep, and attempt to run. Plus, my friends don’t like waiting for too long. Anais: It seems you all enjoy seeing me chained up….

Me: Due to what you previously did. Face your consequences.

(After I shove her into the wormhole (which teleports to the avionics room under the cockpit in the MD-11), I tell my Cadillac 16 to return to my garage, shortly before I board the aircraft normally)

Sarah: And there is our friend. (As I enter the cockpit as a deadheading crew member) Where is that witch?

Me: Hang on. Down here. (As I open the hatch to the avionics compartment, and remove the blindfold)

Anais: Well, so this is where you will be holding me hostage?

Me: Not here. We are not there yet. And I will not let you know where I will hide you.

Anais: Also, you tied my legs up, how am I supposed to get up? Sarah: Well, we can help haul you up. Don’t think of running.

Me: Yeah, don’t try to run. Also, don’t abuse her.

Naomi: Oh. Relating to the apocalypse thingy?

Me: Yes. She played her role. But a permanent captive period is imposed.

Sarah: Well, we will not abuse you, only because our friend here told us not to. Anais: Okay. Okay. I get it. All of you want me in captive. -_-

Lily: And TF2014, remember the two friends I mentioned? There they are. Jason and Kate. Me: Ah ok. Two new people who I can hang out with. And (of course), to protect.

(While halfway en-route)

Me: Okay. Anais is asleep. (I tell Silver Azelfland to spawn a wormhole to the same room where I locked her in, and brought her into the avionics room) Lily, get down here.

Lily: Yes?

Me: Make sure no one gets down here. Jason and Kate will be baffled to see a wormhole right in the airplane. While I chain her. You can confront her after we land. And of course, do not use he wormhole directly. I cannot imagine what will happen if anyone ever spreads the news of a portal right in the airplane…..

Lily: Sure. (As I drag Anais into the room and chain her hands to some railings on one of the walls)

Me: Okay. I won’t chain her to the central pillar- since the pillar does not have railings. I will allow her to make limited movements. After she breached 20 warnings… I will move her to the pillar and glue her again.

Lily: Well, seeing her held captive is very satisfying. Whatever, get back up. Later people will be wondering what the hell are you doing down there for so long.

Me: You got it. And if they ask, I will say I slipped her into the airplane prior to it being certified for service.