User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: the end of Roaring Thunder

as you guessed from the title, i completed the championship at long last.

the Tokyo tour was no problem............ well, sort of, becuase i had to spend half of my tokens to go through it -specifically the third qualifier and a tire refill to complete the sixth qualifier-, but i redeemed those tokens on the MP4-31's mastery, which isn't that much of a problem. still, i'm happy that i never gave up. i got the car i wanted, alongside the Ducati Monster 1200, which is now available for those who haven't gotten that motorcycle in its two cups.

this is episode 19 of season 3 of "car dialogues". huge thanks to TheGoldenThunder and Driver 2287 for the support. so, here goes:

Tokyo, Japan. 4:25 PM

Me: even if we have to spend tokens, we'll still beat Roaring Thunder, everyone.>:I

My Ducati Monster 1200: look. it's not that simple. they'll cheat anyway. what do we do?:I

Me: it's simple. once we beat them, Lucas will be interviewed. then what he'll do is show everyone that document and Roaring Thunder is out for good. vehicles, ladies and gentlemen. are we going to let some stupid racing team come in and cheat all they want?>:)

Everyone: NO!!>:(

Me: then WHAT are we going to do?>:)

Everyone: BEAT THEM BACK TO THE GHETTO!!!!! *out of sync, with Azelfland joining in* YEAH!!!!>:D

after the sixth qualifier (attempt 2), at the Roaring Thunder boss' office

the boss of Roaring Thunder: *talking on the phone* it was only seven times. it won't happen again.O_O

TweakRacer: you fool! you had one job. ONE JOB! you're on your own!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: just give me one more chance. we can take him. i won't fail you.O_O

TweakRacer: enough is enough! i gave you enough second chances! i know that you'll fail me again!>:( *hangs up*

the boss of Roaring Thunder: *angrily throws the phone to the ground and breaks it, then heads to team Azelfland's pit stop* YOU!!!! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT BAD LUCK! I TOOK YOU OUT ONCE AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, EVERYTHING ON THE LINE!! YOU DOWN OR WHAT?!>:(

at the Grand Finale of Tokyo, the race for the fate of the world

the announcer: this is it, folks! the final Grand Finale of the championship! it's a battle between team Azelfland and Roaring Thunder! who's gonna win? who's gonna go home empty-handed? we'll find out in this race!:D

Me: okay, MP4-31. it's time. let's show everyone what a Honda-powered Formula 1 car like you can do.>:)

My McLaren MP4-31: you got it, buddy! LET'S SHOW 'EM!>:)

on lap 2 and at the final straight

the announcer: it looks like Azelfland is on the final straight. we all know who's gonna win. *Azelfland and his MP4-31 cross the finish line first* AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE CHAMPIONSHIP IS OVER!!! WHAT A RACE!!! TEAM AZELFLAND ARE THE NEW CHAMPIONS OF THE MP4-31 CHAMPIONSHIP BY 2 POINTS!! LOOKS LIKE ROARING THUNDER LOST!!! with us is Lucas Aponte, AKA TheHawtDawg1. so, what do you think of the victory you got over Roaring Thunder?:D

TheHawtDawg1: well, i'd say it was awesome! Azelfland and his MP4-31 dominated throughout the entire championship. and despite the difficulties, we were able to come through.:)

the announcer: i'd say that you guys are great when it comes to teamwork. is there a message you have for the Formula 1 fans out there?:)

TheHawtDawg1: actually............. there is. ROARING THUNDER WERE DIRTY CHEATERS THE ENTIRE TIME! *shows the document* this document is proof of their cheating! their plan was to dominate in the championship, literally take over the world, allow cheating and cause total destruction all over the world! to all the Formula 1 fans out there, cheaters never win and winners never cheat. the reason Roaring Thunder wanted to win the championship is because they want world domination.>:I

the announcer: WOW!! WHAT A SHOCKING REVELATION!!! IT TURNS OUT ROARING THUNDER, THE INVINCIBLE LEGENDS, WERE CHEATING THE ENTIRE TIME!! which means that Roaring Thunder is DISQUALIFIED!!! and like TheHawtDawg1 said, cheaters never win. O_O

outside of Team Azelfland's pit stop

the boss of Roaring Thunder: w-w-w-w-WHAT?!! HOW DID YOU.........?!O_O

Me: did you think we came unprepared AND thought we would let you go unpunished? HA! i don't think so!>:)

Hanna: well, looks like you lost and we won.>:)

TheHawtDawg1: well, then. your mechanics left. your driver left. your scientists left. you're all that's left of Roaring Thunder.>:) *high fives Azelfland*

Persephone: *points her 9-milimetre pistol at the boss of Roaring Thunder* now it's time for you to die!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: please don't kill me! i have a-

Shadow Azelfland: hmph! that's not going to work on us. we're not buying your tricks!!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: please, i'll do anything. JUST DONT SHOOT ME! PLEASE!;_;

Me: hmmmmmm................. anything, you say?>:)

the boss of Roaring Thunder: NEVER!!>:(

Hanna: Persephone.>:I

Persephone: *threatens the boss of Roaring Thunder by pointing her 9-milimetre pistol at him*

the boss of Roaring Thunder: OKAY, OKAY. i'll do anything.O_O

Me: i knew you'd change your mind. now if you'll excuse us.>:)

after planning the Roaring Thunder boss' punishment

Me: it' settled. so, here's your punishment.>:I

Cynthia: we want you to quit Roaring Thunder.............

Persephone: ................quit Formula 1 racing forever................

Wanda: ...................do 1000 squats.................

Shelby: ........................ wear a plastic bag on your head for a day....................

Diana: ............................... wear girls' clothes for a day........................

Alice: .................. say "i'm stupid" in public for 2 hours...........................

Wendy: ....................play with Barbie dolls for 2 hours.....................

Chica: .............................give up on cheating..........................

Flora: ............................. watch Pen Pineapple Apple Pen for 1 hour.......................

Hanna: .................watch the Emoji movie....................

Anthony Jose: .......................watch the 2015 Ghostbusters movie...................

NEKON: ..................... eat healthy food for a week........................

Feuerrm: ......................... do 100 push-ups...........................

TheHawtDawg1: ......................... watch "try not to laugh" challenges for half an hour..................

Me: ......................AND i want you to go to go home and write on Microsoft Word 100 times the phrase "i will never cheat in my life ever again". oh, and write in brackets next to it the phrase "copying and pasting this text also counts as cheating".>:)

the boss of Roaring Thunder: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! but all this will ruin my pride.D:

Me: if you don't want to end up with your brains popped, you'll do all that. the ultimate humiliation is going to be your punishment.>:(

back at Azelfland's Asphalt Academy garage

Me: feels good to be back.:)

Hanna: yeah. and Azelfland, you did a great job back there.:)

Me: yeah. i wouldn't have done it without you guys.:)

My McLaren MP4/8: well, i must say. you brought my sister back, you got some new friends with you. everything is as it seems. but i have a question. what happened to the boss of Roaring Thunde?:I

Hanna: let's just say we won't hear from him ever again.:)

Me: i agree.:)

and that's the end of episode 19 of season 3 of "car dialogues". there will be more after this. though i will be really busy.

until next time.

-Azelfland.