Talk:Exclusive Deals/@comment-4733413-20170718071800

Next GL "exclusive" offer: GREAT DEAL! GET ONE FREE PRO KIT CARD THAT YOU CAN NEVER USE FOR ONLY 3 MILLION TOKENS AS WELL AS HANDING OVER ALL OF YOUR FINANCIAL ASSETS AND CREDIT CARD INFORMATION OR YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY THE GAME EVER AGAIN AND WE'LL TAKE ALL OF YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU HAVE IN THERE! As a sidenote, we'll also delete every single app on your phone and lock you out of any electronic device you currently own or have used for the rest of your life!

To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if GL made that sort of offer an actual thing...