User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S5: Asphalt Christmas Carols

Well... another skit episode is here. GET A LOAD OF CHRISTMAS FUN!!! :P

Skit 1:12 Days of ASPHALT Christmas (OK it's a terrible name and be warned, it's LONG, repetitive and BORING)
(In the form of the song 12 Days of Christmas)

My R8 LMS Ultra: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a DODGE DART ON A PEAR TREE.

My AMG GT3: On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 2 B-class tires-

My R8 LMS Ultra: And a DODGE DART ON A PEAR TREE.

My Impreza WRX STI: On the 3rd day of Xmas my true love gave to me, 3 McRae Montages-

My AMG GT3: 2 B-Class Tires-

My R8 LMS Ultra: And a DODGE DART ON A PEAR TREE.

My BMW M1: On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 4 Christmas sweaters-

My Impreza WRX STI: 3 McRae Montages-

My AMG GT3: 2 B-Class Tires-

My R8 LMS Ultra: And a DODGE DART ON A PEAR TREE.

Me: On the 5th day of Christmas Santa gave to me, 5! SE! CARS!!! >:D

My BMW M2 SE: *Burp*

My BMW M1: 4 Christmas sweaters-

My Impreza WRX STI: 3 McRae Montages-

My AMG GT3: 2 B-Class Tires-

My R8 LMS Ultra: And a DODGE DART ON A PEAR TREE!

My 918 Spyder: On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 6 Porsche replicas-

Me: 5! SE! CARS!!! >:D

My BMW M1: 4 Christmas sweaters-

My Impreza WRX STI: 3 McRae Montages-

My AMG GT3: 2 B-Class Tires-

My R8 LMS Ultra: And a DODGE DART ON A PEAR TREE!

My AHGT: On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 7 V8s-

My 918 Spyder: 6 Porsche replicas-

Me: 5! SE! CARS!!! >:D

My BMW M1: 4 Christmas sweaters-

My Impreza WRX STI: 3 McRae Montages-

My AMG GT3: 2 B-Class Tires-

My R8 LMS Ultra: And a DODGE DART ON A PEAR TREE!

My X2: On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 8 CREs-

My AHGT: 7 V8s-

My 918 Spyder: 6 Porsche replicas-

Me: 5! SE! CARS!!! >:D

My BMW M1: 4 Christmas sweaters-

My Impreza WRX STI: 3 McRae Montages-

My AMG GT3: 2 B-Class Tires-

My R8 LMS Ultra: And a DODGE DART ON A PEAR TREE!

My Gallardo 2013: On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 9 V12s-

My X2: 8 CREs-

My AHGT: 7 V8s-

My 918 Spyder: 6 Porsche replicas-

Me: 5! SE! CARS!!! >:D

My BMW M1: (Tries to put on the Christmas sweaters) (In a spoken manner) How can I even wear these?

My Impreza WRX STI: 3 McRae Montages-

My AMG GT3: 2 B-Class Tires-

My R8 LMS Ultra: And a DODGE DART ON A PEAR TREE! Wait, seriously? :|

My R8 e-tron: Well, the 10th day of Christmas and seriously, I don't have any lovers, so I got myself 10 Christmas cakes!

My 2013 Gallardo: 9 V12s-

My X2: 8 CREs-

My AHGT: 7 V8s-

My 918 Spyder: 6 Porsche replicas-

Me: 5! SE! CARS!!! >:D

My BMW M1: 4 Christmas sweaters (seriously, I gave up putting on those)-

My Impreza WRX STI: 3 McRae Montages-

My AMG GT3: 2 B-Class Tires-

My R8 LMS Ultra: And a DODGE DART ON A PEAR TREE!

My RS4: On the 11th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 11 Santa snowmen-

My R8 e-tron: (eating the Christmas cakes)

My 2013 Gallardo: 9 V12s-

My X2: 8 CREs-

My AHGT: 7 V8s-

My 918 Spyder: 6 Porsche replicas-

Me: 5! SE! CARS!!! >:D

My BMW M1: 4 Christmas sweaters-

My Impreza WRX STI: 3 McRae Montages-

My AMG GT3: 2 B-Class Tires-

My R8 LMS Ultra: And a DODGE DART ON A PEAR TREE!

My Aventador SV: On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 12 Christmas Tacos,

My RS4: 11 Santa snowmen-

My R8 e-tron: *Burp*

My 2013 Gallardo: 9 V12s-

My X2: 8 CREs-

My AHGT: 7 V8s-

My 918 Spyder: 6 Porsche replicas-

Me: 5! SE! CARS!!! >:D

My BMW M1: 4 Christmas sweaters-

My Impreza WRX STI: 3 McRae Montages-

My AMG GT3: 2 B-Class Tires-

My R8 LMS Ultra: And a DODGE DART ON A PEAR TREE!

All characters which appears in this skit: ANDS A DODGE DART ON A PEAR TREE!!!!! :D

My Dart: (On a pear tree) HELP! I'M STUCK ON A PEAR TREE!!!! O_O

Everyone: ...-_-

Skit 2: My PCG's Christmas
Me: So, welcome, to the Nordschlife. >:)

The PCG: *Gulp*

Me: So, do a lap time, of 7:35:031 Flawless and unplugged. Enjoy. >:P

The PCFG: NOOOOOO-HO-HO-HO!!!!! O_O

And here it is. Although it's short, I promise I'll get a good S5 Finale for you guys. Stay tuned!