User blog:ThUnDeR1337/Car dialogue thing!

Ok, before this starts I have to thank Azelfland for inspiring me in this car dialogues thing. Now let's get this going, make sure your Dewritos are on your bedside table, let's get this started!

BACKSTORY NARRATOR: It was a long time ago, a very long time ago, when the 3 major car brands formed clans and were in rivalries ever since. There was Team Lamborghini, Team Ferrari, and last but not least Team McLaren. Now, something mysterious has happened in Team McLaren...

Scene starts in Nevada.

675LT: 570S, you said the Lamborghinis are coming. Where are they?

570S: I don't know. This is weird. I was spying on them in Venice and they're planning something, but I don't know what.

P1: I think I see them! Hold on, is that the Ferraris?

570S: Wait what? The Ferraris are coming too?

675LT: Believable, they probably both planned an attack. This will be chaos. Get ready.

(570S knocks down an approaching Ferrari FF)

570S: Dang that was easy. lol

675LT: Yeah, but going against LaFerrari and that Ventie? Well, RACE ON!

12C: I'm back! What's going on?

P1: Double attack from Ferrari and Lamborghini! Get on the racetrack!

(The 4 McLarens, the 3 Ferraris(F12berlinetta, LaFerrari, FF), the 3 Lamborghinis(Adventador, Sesto Elemento, Asterion) get on the track.)

570S: TRANSFORM!!!(Becomes Ferrari-killer)

Ferrari-killer: yOu aLL dIe n0w. NOW.

LaFerrari: Hehehe. Think you can beat us on the track? Good luck, we're boosted.

Adventador: Wait, WHAT? We also boosted! Do you have spies or something?

F12berlinetta: Yes, we do. That's me.

Asterion: Well, you dirty scrap metals, FACE THE LAMBORGHINIS!

Sesto Elemento: Yeah, prepare to...um... get rekt?

12C: You're all going down.

(Race Starts)

FF knocks down Sesto Elemento

FF: Wow git gud noob.

FF gets destroyed by a passing P1

FF: Hey! what?

P1: You're too slow for us.

Ferrari-killer wrecks on snake turn

Ferrari-killer: nO bIg iSsUe.

LaFerrari passes P1

P1: woah, what?

LaFerrari: I told you I'm boosted.

LaFerrari blocks P1 under the broken bridge

LaFerrari: Hahaha. We're taking you back to our main base.

P1: HELP!!! I'm captured!

675LT(from far away): Did I hear something? Eh, I'll check on the next lap.

12C(Approaching LaFerrari): Ok boss, what now?

P1: WHAT? You traitor! You were helping the Ferraris?

12C: Yes, I was. Now we take you to our base in The Great Wall.

P1: Wait. I've still got my engine running! I'm out!

LaFerrari: Not so fast, friend.

LaFerrari knocks out P1 and removes her engine, then sends her to The Great Wall

12C: HAHAHA. This is too easy. Who to capture next?

LaFerrari: Let's try that decal'd 570S.

12C: Ok.

Ferrari-killer: hElLo! pRePaRe tO gEt R3kT!

Ferrari-killer destroys LaFerrari then drives away

LaFerrari: ...nevermind that. Let's just finish the race. And you can come back with me to guard P1 and make sure she doesn't wake up. HAHAHA.

12C: Got it.

Adventador: Oho, a free capture of 12C: He's stopped next to LaFerrari! Wonder what he's up to. Well, no big deal, he isn't a threat.

12C blocks Adventador

12C: Gotem, what now boss?

LaFerrari: Just take out his engine and-

FF knocks down 12C

FF: Got you, dirty McLaren!

LaFerrari: NO!!! You clumsy trash metal, he was a double agent!

FF: OH SHOOT. Whoops, I'll try not to-

Adventador rushes away

Adventador: That was too close. Not gonna try that one again.

Race is over.

1st: 675LT

675LT: It was pretty easy except for the part where I thought I heard something.

2nd: Sesto Elemento

Sesto: 675 was too fast but everyone else was in chaos so it was pretty easy.

3rd: F12berlinetta

F12: What were my friends even doing? I saw them parked under the bridge. I jumped over them.

4th: Asterion

Asterion: That was too easy. How did Sesto get 2nd? GG friend.

5th: 570S/Ferrari-killer

570S: I shouldn't have switched into Ferrari-killer, I spent too much time knocking people down.

6th: FF

FF: If only I hadn't made a stupid mistake...

7th: 12C

12C: Dang, FF knocked me down.

8th: LaFerrari

LaFerrari: ughhh... That wasn't a good spot to land.

9th: Adventador

Adventador: LaFerrari and 12C tried to capture me!

Sesto: What? That's new.

DISQUALIFIED: P1

675LT: WHAT? DQ? I don't believe that for a second.

570S: Neither do I. And where's 12C?

675LT: Wait... Adventador said LaFerrari AND 12C tried to capture him. 12C arrived late before the race. What is going on?

570S: I bet you he's a double agent.

675LT: Whatever, we'll just exile him. But where is P1?

(Meanwhile, in The Great Wall)

P1(wakes up):ow. Wait, where am I?

LaFerrari: You're staying here until you answer our questions. We've installed a flamethrower under your chassis and you no longer have your engine, so we'll just burn you a bunch of times until you answer them. And if any of your friends try to save you, we push you off that cliff in front of you.

P1: But-(Flamethrower)OWW!

LaFerrari: Ok, let's get to questioning.

???: Not so fast. Back up and face the cliff.

TO BE CONTINUED