User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S5: Welcoming the Pagani BC, the Juke NISMO, the 918 and the return of the X2 Championship

YES, I KNEW IT! I'LL MAX PRO THE MP4-31, GET THE 918, THE FREAKING BC AND THE X2'S BACK! AND SCREW THE UGLY JUKE NISMO! (100,000 word rant omitted here. Please continue to enjoy the episode)

After I banked ~34,000 points...

Me: YES, SUCK IT! >:D

(For some reason, an AK-47 popped out from my Cayman GT4 and shot Atlay)

R8 LMS.exe: WHAT WAS THAT FOR! >:(

My Cayman GT4: You didn't say that we can kiil one of YOU GUYS, SLAVE! >:D

My F50: Oww... X_X

My Alcador: The mind controll hurts... X_X

My X2: GUYS! :D

My IE: I'm havin' a day off then. Don't worry. The 2014 C63 DTM and the SLS Black is here. :)

My SLS Black: We've need to deal with the suck'os, eh? >:|

My 2014 C63 DTM: My cousin told me that THOSE are the ones which we need to fight. >:|

My SLS Black: Don't woirry, R8 tyke. We'll help you. >:|

Later, after ~68,000 points were banked...

My M2: I'm free! :D

My Sparta: Me too. :D

My RS3 SB: THIS! IS! SPARTA! D:< (Ramms at Ruby Rose and kills her)

My AHGT: It's over, punk. We've dealt with the bad ass zombie army. >:P

My MP4-31: WITH SEEMINGLY WEAK PLANTS, DUH! >:P

My Nissan Juke NISMO: OH NO. MY L33T FRI3NDS AR3 ALL PWNED. MEGA PWNERSHIP ACTIVAT3. >:|

Me: I've got this. (Picks the 911 GT3 RS Challenge)

R8 LMS.exe: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO PICK THAT! >:(

Me: F*CK IT, BITCH! YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT WE CANNOT PICK USED CARS IN A NEW STREAK! >:D

My 911 GT3 RS: So suck it, noob. >:P

After banking the final 6,000 EPs...

My R8 LMS and my 918 WP: We're free, AT LAST! >:D

Me: AND I GOT MY REVENGE! >:,D

My Cayman GT4: Well, it's all worth it, even you spent all the rewarded cash on me and the 911.

R8 LMS.exe: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO WIN THAT RACE! >:( (Destroys the 918)

(Suddenly, the 918 parts emit a blinding light. After the light fades, the 918 was standing still like nothing happened)

My 918 WP: I'm... still here? But... how? O_O

R8 SE hologram: I can explain. You're indestructible, as you're obtained by R8 tyke. At that moment, the parts that made up of you are secured.

Me: That means the parts came together without the aid of BPs? O_O

R8 SE Hologram: Yup. BUT I'm not sure why.

Me: Well, Zoe asked me where the 918 parts went right now. I'mma reply her with the photo of the 918. :P

R8 LMS.exe: I can't believe I'll lose! >:(

My MP4-31: Actually, there's an idiom: "Winning is teaching and losing is learning". Losing is also part of your life and you must learn from your mistakes. In fact, R8 tyke learned from his past mistakes, so he got me in my Championship's revival. >:|

My SV: BUT THERE'S NO TIME TO LERN! >:)

My Audis: THIS! IS! SBARRO SPARTA! D:< (Rams R8 LMS.exe and he disappeared like a puff of smoke. Something was left behind where he stood)

Me: Hm? The last... last... PAGANI HUAYRA BC BP? O_O

My R8 LMS Ultra: Maybe it's my alter ego's gift to us. :)

My 2014 C63 DTM: We're leaving. Hey, X2, why aren't you leaving? :|

My X2: Buisness. >:|

My SLS Black: Oh. :| (Leaves with the C63 DTM)

My Juke NISMO: Thanks for saving me. I'm going to travel with you guys now. :)

Me: (Unlocks the Juke NISMO)

My 918 WP: GREAT! WE CAN BROKE VINCENT A BIT MORER! :D

Meanwhile...

Me: X2, why are you wearing some stripes? And what's wrong? :|

My X2: Well, the stripes is a send-off to Alonso's F1 Career. AND Adrian Heat's back again.

Me: He WHAT?! O_O

My X2: He knows that Alonso is going to help you guys, so he's trying to kidnap him. We've got to protect him. >:|

Me: DAMN. HE JUST WOULDN'T STOP, WILL HE? Well, I'm after him. >:|

AND this ends this episode. See you next time!