User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the SCG 003S, Porsche 718 Cayman, 2017 Ford GT, Lamborghini Centenario and "the beast 2.0" builds, the first of 3 Asterion star ups, the last Vulcan star up and getting the LaFerrari back

oh boy. that's a new record on the longest title i've written.

and it was an amazing week for me right now. i got the SCG 003S on Saturday, by spending 350.000 credits in total for 4 blueprints of it on the Legend Store, got the 718 Cayman on Sunday and got my LaFerrari back on the same day,  got the Shelby GT350R on Monday, got "the beast 2.0" on Tuesday with a bit of luck on the packs of the exclusive event, got my Asterion to 2 stars and then got the Centenario and the 2017 Ford GT on Wednesday and got my Vulcan to 4 stars at long last yesterday.

this is episode 8 of season 9 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Alice: um, guys. why are there five SCG 003S blueprints on the Legend Store?:I

Me: i know what this means! WE NEED TO FARM RIGHT NOW!!O_O

My Aston Martin DB11: we're on it.>:I

My BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: here we go again.-_-

the narrator from Spongebob: approximately 10 hours later.

Tails: *spends 125.000 credits for the last blueprint needed* phew! that's a total of 350.000 credits spent on 4 blueprints. which is crazy.:O

Hanna: i know, right?O_O

Alice: well, i'll get to work right away.:)

one SCG 003S build later

My SCG 003S: you must be Azelfland, right?:)

Me: the one and only.^_^

SCG 003S: i'm the SCG 003S. nice to meet you.^_^

Me: the SCG 003S?:I

SCG 003S: let me guess. you never heard of me.:I

Me: how did you know what i was going to say?! are you a psychic car or something?!O_O

SCG 003S: actually, unlike any car that have V8s, V12s or even V10s, i happen to have an IQ of 300.:P

My DS E-Tense: that's amazing!:O

Aston Martin DB11: "IQ of 300" my ass. how much is 2 plus 2 minus 1?>:I

SCG 003S: 2 plus 2 is 4, minus 1, that's 3, quick maths.:P

Aston Martin DB11: wow. so, you're smart AND you can use dead memes? cool!^_^

My Aston Martin Vulcan: at least he's more intelligent than you are, little bro.:P

DS E-Tense: i'm sure you and i are gonna be great friends!^_^

the next day

Hanna: there's 15 blueprints for the LaFerrari. should we go for it?:I

Cynthia: i think we should. *spends 215 tokens for one LaFerrari blueprint* now we can get him back.^_^

DS E-Tense: and it looks like the parts are on the same abandoned mansion where the Vulcan parts were.:I

Luigi: DID YOU SAY............................. H-H-H-H-HAUNTED?!O_O *shivers in fear*

Mario: come on, bro. it's-a just an abandoned mansion. how bad can it-a be?:I

Sonic: we'll take care of this.-_-

at the abandoned mansion

Hanna: why do i get the feeling that it's a trap?:I

Sonic: and by the way, why did Luigi bring the Poltergust 5000 with him?:I

Mario: it's-a just in case we sees Boos.:P

Flora: well, right now, there are no ghosts. or Boos. except for the ghost of the little girl Hanna told us about.:I

Luigi: *shivers in fear* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.O_O

Diana: it's just an abandoned mansion! no big deal!>:(

Luigi: i think imma just stay here.O_O

Shelby: fine. let the Coyotes eat you or whatever.>:P

Everyone (except for Luigi): *gets in*

inside the mansion

Hanna: well, this is a Deja Vu.:I

Wendy: why?:I

Hanna: because that's where a Vivendi goon took Shelby to this mansion after TweakRacer rampaged on a bunch of them.:I

Shelby: it's no surprise, though. at least i got my revenge on that goon.>:I

a duct opens under everyone's feet

Mario: uh-oh.O_O

Everyone: *screaming goat*

under the mansion

Shadow Azelfland: ow. what happened?X_X

Danny: and why are we in a cage?:I

Vincent: because i trapped you.>:)

Everyone: VINCENT!>:(

Vincent: luring you with the LaFerrari parts was a genius idea. besides, i knew you'd come to get Azelfland's LaFerrari back.>:)

Sonic: what are you doing now?!>:(

Vincent: i'm glad you asked. see that pot under the cage? one press of a button and you'll be barbequed!>:)

outside of the mansion

Luigi: Mario? *hears the conversation from below* MY BRO IS IN DANGER!! i have to be brave. let's-a go.>:I

the narrator from Spongebob: a few minutes later.

Vincent: no one will save you now. not even Azelfland.>:)

Luigi: that's what you-a think.>:D

Hanna: LUIGI! you came after all!:D

Vincent: just who do you think you are?!>:(

Luigi: imma Luigi. number one.>:)

Vincent: that was a rhetorican question, dummy!>:(

Mario: HEY! don't you call my brother like that!>:(

Hanna: and you forgot one thing.>:)

Vincent: what?:I

Hanna: i can teleport, bitch.>:) *teleports outside of the cage with the others*

Vincent: WHAT?!O_O

Shelby: and another thing.>:) *throws a rock at the cage and destroys it*

Vincent: B-B-B-BUT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EVERYTHING EXCEPT MISHIMA-PROOF!O_O

Diana: Adam hacked the cages while you were minding your own business.>:) *kicks Vincent right in the nuts*

Vincent: AUGH! oh, my English tea bags!X_X

Shadow Azelfland: now stay down, maggot!>:(

back at Azelfland's garage

Me: you got a surprise for me?:O

Alice: yep.^_^

My Ferrari LaFerrari: it's been a long time, Azelfland.^_^

Me: YOU GUYS GOT MY LAFERRARI BACK?! THAT'S AWESOME!!!:D

My Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: it's good to see you again, bud.^_^

Ferrari LaFerrari: same here.:)

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: hey, LaFerrari.^_^

Ferrari LaFerrari: well, if it isn't miss speed-demon-of-the-BMWs. who's the weakling now?>:)

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: WHAT IS IT WITH EVERY CAR I USED TO BEAT THAT WANT TO RUB IT IN MY FRONT BUMBER?!>:(

My Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport: that's because you used to beat them and they didn't like it that much.:P

BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: that, i will give you.:P

after race 7 of the Porsche only season

My Porsche 911 GTS Coupe: nice! now we can get my brother to the team.^_^

one Porsche 718 Cayman build later

My Porsche 718 Cayman: you're Azelfland, right?:)

Me: the one and only.^_^

Porsche 718 Cayman: i'm the Porsche 718 Cayman. nice to meet you.^_^

Porsche 911 GTS Coupe: good to see you here, bro.^_^

Porsche 718 Cayman: good to see you too, sis.^_^

the next day

Diana: so, it looks like Velvet's reputation is going up right now.^_^

Me: what does that mean?:I

Diana: since we got the club to over 30.000 rep, we got 3 more blueprints for the Shelby GT350R. we can now assemble her. cool right?^_^

Hanna: well, they don't call you "the social media queen of team Harmony" for nothing.:)

one Ford Shelby GT350R build later

My Ford Shelby GT350R: you must be Azelfland, right?:)

Me: the one and only.^_^

Ford Shelby GT350R: i'm the Ford Shelby GT350R. nice to meet you.^_^

Me: hey, i know you. you're the descendant of the 1965 Shelby GT350R.:)

Ford Shelby GT350R: you do? awesome!^_^

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: i would've never thought Azelfland would know about this.:I

the next day

My Chevrolet Camaro LT: good news, guys. we got the blueprints needed for "the beast 2.0".:D

Hanna: don't tell me you took a peek on the packs.-_-

Chevrolet Camaro LT: um, yeah. how else would i know?:I

one Rezvani Beast X build later

Me: hmmmmmmmmmm. you look oddly familiar.:I

My Rezvani Beast X: why?:I

Me: ah, yes. you remind me of the Rezvani Beast Alpha. minus the wing, of course.^_^

Rezvani Beast X: i'm glad i met someone who knows who my sister is.^_^

SCG 003S: that's cool.:)

Rezvani Beast X: and by the way, thanks for helping me, comrade.^_^

Chevrolet Camaro LT: anytime.:)

the next day

Porsche 911 GTS Coupe: we got more blueprints for the Asterion.^_^

Alice: awesome.:)

one research and development later

My Lamborghini Asterion: thanks, Alice. i'll be stronger than ever now.^_^

Alice: anytime.^_^

SCG 003S: guess you guys wanted this.:) *hands over the 40th blueprint for the Centenario*

Hanna: awesome.^_^

one Lamborghini Centenario build later

Wanda: man, these car builds are crazy this week.:O

Lamborghini Asterion: welcome to the team, bro.^_^

My Lamborghini Centenario: good to see you here, bro. and nice to meet you, Azelfland.^_^

Me: nice to meet you too.:)

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: that's no big deal. besides, getting me to 3 stars and the ZL1 to 2 stars was a lot better than this.-_-

Aston Martin Vulcan: oh, shut up.>:(

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: okay. ._.

SCG 003S: and guess what? while you guys were introducing each other to the Centenario, i got the last blueprint for the 2017 Ford GT.:D

Me: nice work.^_^

one 2017 Ford GT build later

My 2017 Ford GT: Azelfy boy! good to see you again!^_^

Me: good to see you too.^_^

Everyone: YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?!O_O

2017 Ford GT: yep. and this was since Need For Speed Payback.^_^

SCG 003S: that's cool. but what makes you different from the 2006 Ford GT?:I

2017 Ford GT: THIS.>:) *raises his rear wing*

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: THAT'S A MEATY WANG!:D

SCG 003S: now that's awesome.^_^

Porsche 911 GTS Coupe: show-off.-_-

TraceG11: sorry to interrupt, but it looks like Nuke is hating on us.:I

Me: HE DID WHAT?!>:(

TraceG11: let's go teach him a lesson, shall we?>:I

Zoe: actually, that won't be nescesary. R8 tyke took care of him.:P

meanwhile, at the Bullworth power plant

Audi R8 tyke (threatening NukeStar with the big pipe): YOU HAD ENOUGH?! YOU WANT SOME MORE?! COME ON, BIG GUY! YOU STILL THINK MESSING WITH ME OR AZELFLAND IS A GOOD IDEA?!>:(

NukeStar: no, no, no!O_O

Audi R8 tyke: *drops the big pipe* GOOD! THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! now what made you think it was a good idea in the first place?!>:(

NukeStar: oh, man. i hate Vivendi. they blackmailed me to hate on you, your friends and your R8 SE. Vincent said we'd make them pay.:(

Audi R8 tyke: wait a second! Vincent?! that backstabbing, two-faced sociopath put you up to this?! huh! i bet he said to kill Azelfland and rule the world or some crap!>:(

NukeStar: hey, how did you know?O_O

Audi R8 tyke: because he told me the same garbage. didn't do me any good either. come on. you're gonna help me and my friends make Vivendi pay for their lies.>:I

the next day

Aston Martin Vulcan: so, now that i'm at 4 stars, i can now be upgraded up to level 11 for my stats.^_^

Alice: YOU WHAT?!O_O

Hanna: THAT'S CRAZY!O_O

Me: well, there's going to be a lot of upgrading to do.O_O

meanwhile, in Wanda's room

Wanda: hey, Cyril.:I

Cyril: what's up?:I

Wanda: i guess you know why i want to talk to you. i feel like someone is trying to make us break up.:I

Cyril: i got that feeling too. whenever i get a message on my phone which I didn't send and it's highlighted in red text, i think to myself...>:I

Both: TWEAKRACER!>:(

Wanda: can you believe it?! he's hacking our phones to make us break up so that him and i can get back together! i swear to god, if i ever see him, i'll make him wish he never tried to ruin our relationship!>:(

Cyril: *sees TweakRacer trying to sneak away* YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY, YOU F***ER!>:(

TweakRacer: OH, CRAP!O_O

Wanda: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO MAKE ME AND CYRIL BREAK UP!!>:(

TweakRacer: and i would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!>:(

Cyril: FIRST YOU STEAL MY IDENTITY, NOW THIS?! HOW MUCH LOWER ARE YOU GONNA GET?!>:(

Wanda: AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!>:(

TweakRacer: it's just a prank, bro. ._.

Cyril: LISTEN TO ME HERE!! IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET BACK WITH WANDA, THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK!! IF YOU WANT TO EARN OUR TRUST, YOU'LL HAVE TO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING AZELFLAND SAYS! AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING FROM YOU! AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT WHOLE "GAMELOFT IS EVIL" CRAP, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT!>:(

TweakRacer: but i only w-

Cyril: I PULLED A SUB-ZERO ON YOU AND RIPPED YOUR HEAD OFF TWICE!>:(

TweakRacer: okay, you actually got me there. ._.

Wanda: AND IF YOU EVER, EVER DARE TO DO THIS STUPID PRANK AGAIN, I'M GONNA BEAT THE EVERLIVING S**T OUT OF YOU!!>:(

Cyril: IS THAT CLEAR?!>:(

TweakRacer: okay. i won't do this ever again. i promise! and i won't EVER disturb you two!O_O

Cyril: that's what i thought.>:I

Me: hey, what's going on?:I

Wanda: TweakRacer wanted to make us break up by hacking our phones, that's what.>:I

Me: YOU............ SON OF A BITCH!!>:(

TweakRacer: IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!O_O

Me: FOR THAT, YOU'LL GET KICKED IN THE NUTS BY THE GIRLS 160 TIMES!! THEN YOU'LL WATCH THE EMOJI MOVIE! THAT'LL KNOCK SOME MANNERS INTO YOU!>:(

TweakRacer: NOT THE NUT SHOT! ANYTHING BUT THE NUT SHOT! AND WHY THE EMOJI MOVIE?! IT'S SO BAD!!D:

Wanda: i'll enjoy that.>:)

Cyril: forcing him to watch the Emoji Movie AND getting kicked in the nuts 160 times? i'll definitely enjoy THAT as well!>:)

and that ends episode 8 of season 9 of "Asphalt stories". the first update of Asphalt 9 is coming. but first, the Egoista comes back and i'm not gonna miss out on this one.

until next time.

-Azelfland.