User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: Overpressured

Cuz this episode is delayed, the new MP system does get over my nerves, I got so much stuff to do, and bla bla bla..... you name it.

(Towards the end of the McLaren 720S world tour)

Me: Hmmmm. I got the 720S, thanks to Adam Knowles who corrupted the VVS database. I got some V8 engines as well. Suck on that, Vincent. >:P

(Flashback at the beginning)

Me: Oh. Yeah? You think you could make me drain my tokens? >:)

Vincent: You know what, I RIGGED this challenge, so YOU have to return my wife, SCUM. >:)

Me: We will see about that.

(After the first race of the whole tour)

Me: WOW!! 72K HYPE POINTS??!!!! I WILL get the 720S without a single token AND farming V8 at the same time, but how?

Vincent: WHAT??!!! O_O HOW DID YOU-

Adam: You know what, I f***ed your database, nub.>:) The last time we met, you tried to harass my wife AND my niece. So YOU DESERVE to get hacked, NOOB!! >:P

Vincent: YOU FRICKING FAKER!!!! >:(

Me: Says the moron who always is the pot calling the kettle black! >:|

Adam: You know what, I got some news for you. But let's get this done.

(Back to the present time, just when the world tour ends)

Me: 9 out of 10 AIs done? Not too bad, esp with your good work.

Adam: Not at all, bro. Catch you later. I left the details in your mail.

(At Sarah's house)

Me: (checking the mailbox) Hmm.... anniversary event. I will target the Champ kit box. Let's go!!! (All my vehicles begin collecting coins until one monday)

Me: Ermmm.... WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE CONNECTION??!!!!! O_O VINC-

My Vulcan: I don't think it is his fault this time. You ran out of mobile data-

Me: SERIOUSLY??!! O_O

(2 days later)

Me: CURSE YOU MOBILE DATA!!!!! >:( NOW THAT CHAMPION KIT BOX IS OUT OF MY REACH!!!!!

Lily: And we found no suspicious activity done to your data.....

Me: NNNNNOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo...... D:

(1 day before the Carrera GT championship, at Mt. Diablo)

Me: I hope no one did trail me. And looks like the boss' wife looks weakened.

Azelfland: Nah, I don't think we would leave any trails. Plus, Silver Azelfland's wormhole worked like a charm.

Lily: Well, we better go in and intergorrate her. See what stuff the boss might do.

(In the room where Anais is bound up)

Anais: Oh, YOU IDIOTS AGAIN. What you all gonna do now? >:|

Me: No time for you to pretend. We hope you be honest. And tell us what we got. Remember, you comply with us, and you will be fine. If not, (as Hanna threatens Anais that her hair will be pulled) only you know what will happen.

Anais: I know absolutely NOTHING!! >:( With me held hostage for 2 months, how do you think I can have any info? :|

Zoe: No time for your BS. >:| (As Lily gets some buckets of water)

Anais: Oh, you ugly f*** wanna ruin my beauty as well?

Hanna: What you are only allowed to SAY, is whatever info you have, not insults!! >:| (pulls Anais' hair)

Anais: OOWWWWWWW!!!! X_X

Lily: (splashing Anais with water) THAT'S what you get when you hurl insults at us. You think I am gonna become emo after this tiny insult? NOPE. >:|

Me: I seen lots of retards. Including conspiracy theorists, VVS members, internet perverts (including the PCG), flat Earthers, etc. Only know name-calling, when they are in the losing side. Pathetic.

Anais: Okay! Okay! I will tell stuff! Release me once I told you the stuff, okay? (struggling)

Azelfland: We won't unless we can confirm what you said is 100% true.

Anais: Seriously HOW LONG are you gonna leave me stuck here, huh?! >:(

Me: Maybe after Vincent Bollore went to jail (or gets killed), the VVS gets disbanded, if you will stop hurling insults at us, etc. But by your reaction, I don't think I would consider releasing you..... BESIDES. I released you 9 months ago, and THIS. IS. WHAT. YOU. DO. Messing with my friends. You think I would ignore that? Oh, before you scream, (I aim a gun right at her heart) I will make sure I will rip your heart off.

Zoe: Well she has all the info, so why?

Azelfland: Problem is, VVS operates within cells. We don't know which cell she belongs to.

Me: Drat. I don't plan on shooting her, since she is so fun to 'play with'. :P

Anais: YOU FRICKING PERV!!!! >:( YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING??!!!! >:(

Me: Well I don't wanna look at what I am doing. Besides, there is something that could contaminate my mind if I look at it EVEN FOR A FEW nanoseconds.

???: SO THAT MEANS YOU DON'T WANNA SPAR AT ALL?? :P

Me: Of course I hate sparring. I only would come into contact from the finger to the shoulder, nowhere else from there.

???: AWW COME ON, SPARRING IS FUN!!! >:)

Lily: I hope no one is encouraging me to get sparred :/

R8 Tyke: If anything, that voice-

Azelfland: -does not come from any of my crew. And does not sound like them either.

(Engines getting louder)

Hanna: WHAT THE-

My F1-XP5: AND FINALLY WE FOUND HER!!! >:D

R8 Tyke's RX-8: AND WE HAVE SOMETHING TO UPLOAD ON OUR WEBSITE >:)

Azelfland's Impala: LONG AND BEHOLD, LET'S DO THIS!!!

(The PCG somehow left a convincing trail to where I hid Anais so the VVS would find her 20 mins after we left)

Me: WHAT. THE. F****???!!!!!! >:( HOW DOD THOSE PERVERTED CARS COME UP HERE???!!!!! >:(

Azelfland's Cobra: WHY SHOULDN'T WE????!!!! :P

Azelfland: NOT THIS TIME!!!!!! >:(

R8 TYKE: YOU FRICKING PERV!!!!!! >:( NOW THE VVS WOULD FIND VINCENT'S WIFE BACK, AND YOU SHOULD NOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF THEY DO!!! >:(

Lily: THE PERVERTED CAR GANG??? MY GAWD, WHO INVITED THEM UP HERE???!!!!! O_O

Me: Now I have to find a different location to hide Anais, cuz thanks to THESE F***ERS, THEY WILL GET HER BACK ANYTIME SOON!!!!! >:(

R8 Tyke's F12: Oh look!! >:P My dream comes ture!!! >:D

Anais: What you gonna do- HHHHEEELLLPPPPPP!!!! O_O

(The F12 does NSFW stuff to Anais while the other PCG films)

Hanna: I don't think we have time to bring Anais everywhere else!

Me: Plus thanks to these pervs, Vincent could have marked this place!!! >:(

(Some report from ACG)

Me (reading the message): I found what Vincent is planning to do. Meet me at Shanghai for some info.

(A Bell 206 JetRanger lands at Mt. Diablo, near the house)

My Bell 206: Guys, we gotta go now. Vincent might have this place on lockdown.

Azelfland: Of course they will!

Zoe: We better go now. I don't think we have time to shift Anais to a new location. Plus, Vincent probably knows her whereabouts.

Me: We better abandon her.

R8 Tyke: Thanks to the PCG, we no longer have a meat shield! >:(

Azelfland: Better luck next time. (As the six of us leave Mt. Diablo in the Bell 206)

(Back at Mt. Diablo)

PCG: DONE!!! >:D Let's go.

Azelfland's M1: Problem is Vincent might get his wife back since we left a trail.

My Atom V8: No matter. They might try to kidnap her again.

(In the house)

Anais: (screaming) WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS??!!!! ;( WHYYY???!!!!!! (struggling again) SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA REMAIN HERE...... BEING TORTURED BY THESE PRICKS!!!!!! My husband only captured them and did not harm them.... yet they tortured me.... with water, physical aggression and now THIS????!!!!! WHY???!!!!! ;(

(Suspense music) WRONG. YOUR HUSBAND THREATHENED TO KILL THE CAPTIVES. YOU ARE LUCKY THAT YOUR KIDNAPPERS TRIED TO PRESERVE YOUR LIFE. :P

Anais: No... I cannot let these pricks treat me like that. I am getting out of here, and I WILL revenge on them. >:( They will pay..... (trying to free herself with all the strength she has but she can't) UUMPH.... COME ON.... >:| I thought I am strong enough to do boxing challenges... so why can't I release myself from these ropes??!!! COME ON!!! >:| (struggled to the point the ropes got so tight)

(At the Carrera GT championship site)

Me: Okay. Turns out I will try to get all 342 trophies. Seems easy.

(A few mins after I reached the Championship site, back at Mt. Diablo, when Anais is unconscious)

VVS goons: So the intel says the boss' wife is here. But where?

Goon 1: I will take the high road, you take the low road.

(Anais regains conscience when goons reach the house)

VVS goons: ANAIS!!! YOU THERE??? ANSWER US!!! IF YOU ARE HERE!!! ANAIS!!!!

Anais: I wonder who they are.... I will take my chances. (Realises she cannot struggle anymore) ANYONE HERE???? ANYONE HERE????

VVS goon 3: I think we found her. We will check that house.

(When the goons enter the house)

Anais: OVER HERE!!!! OVER HERE!!! HELP!!!!

VVS goon 4: OVER HERE GUYS!!!!

(The goons try to release Anais; they find the ripes are too tight)

VVS goon 2: Wait here. (He moves the bed to the middle of the room, and then uses a blowtorch to remove the ropes without burning Anais)

Anais: Wait. I still got some chains wrapped around. Hurry up, remove me before they come back. I had enough of this torture....

(Just after I finished the 2nd tour of the Carrera GT championship)

R8 Tyke: Hmm.... (reads message) YOU @$$#0|€$ may think you all are SMART, but you cannot outsmart the VVS. WE FOUND WHERE YOU SCUMS HID MY WIFE. AND NOW SHE IS SAFE WITH US, YOU GUYS ARE DEAD. I KNOW HOW YOU C***S TREATED HER- SPLASHING HER WITH WATER, POINTING A GUN AT HER HEART, HITTING HER HEAD WITH A HAMMER, CHAINING HER.... AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON. YOU GUYS ARE DEAD MEN. DEAD MEN AND WOMEN!!!! >:( -Vincent Bollore

R8 Tyke: STUPID PCG!!!!! >:( (sends the news to me)

(Just after I left an Embraer Phenom 100 that landed at Klamath Falls)

Lily: Well, it has been a long time when you hanged out with me regularly.

Me: I just wanna restore some time.

(As we were enjoying the sunset, a message comes)

Me: (reading R8 Tyke's message) I KNEW this would happen. Stupid perverts. >:|

Lily: I hope they are just trolls.

Me: Nope. They are HARDCORE pervs. Trying to get some of the world's most imappropriate footage to satisfy their desires.

Lily: I wonder why your cars are also affected? :/

Me: This whole fiasco started with R8 Tyke's RX-8. Then his JDMs. Then Azelfland's retro cars. And NOW, my exotics. Hope Azelfland's new garage is not affected as well. >:|

Lily: The pervertedness of these cars are spreading like a virus.... -_-

Me: Thanks to these f***ers, we no longer have a meat shield to threathern Vincent. I better keep you all close. No idea what the heck would Vincent do to us. He is surely pissed.

(Day 7 of the Carrera GT Championship)

Me: Okay. So ACG mentions they have confirmed an order for fully proed McLaren x2s. Unconfirmed date (possibly after the 918 EDD). Speaking of which, I have enough BPs but I ain't assembling it yet.

My Porsches: Why not?

Me: The EDD mught come back. I assemble now, NO EDD for me. I will tell my current plan to Azelfland and his crew.

Naomi: How? :/

Me: Don't be shocked. I might have to make a fake betrayal, to gain access to the base. I know I am not the best thinker here so I have no idea how to slip the rigged X2s into their base, WITHOUT, pretending to be a traitor.

Sarah: Thinking of a staged betrayal to get into the base? Not the best idea, but you are not the best thinker so...

Me: I better tell this to Azelfland and his crew.

Brad: Also Adam managed to bring in some FULL SCALE cages that are used to trap their captives. Adam is working on something that might make these seeemingly everything except -proof cages to just get ripped with JUST one light touch of a PINKY FINGER.

Me: Cool. Now we don't need to worry about the cages. (As I drive off to update Azelfland's crew)