User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Sbarro GT1 championship, the Aston Martin One-77 EDD return and the SLK Special Edition build

now, i started the GT1 championship the day before yesterday, because i had things to deal with. last night, i started the One-77 EDD from the Asphalt Moments, so i can get revenge on this EDD. before that, though, i got 2 SLK Special Edition blueprints out of pure luck through Exclusive Deals and that one Advanced box from the Sunday Heat. and today, i'm closer to fully upgrading the One-77 and got the last blueprint for the SLK Special Edition this morning from Exclusive Deals AND had a spare box with a guaranteed bluerpint for it from its multiplayer cup.

this is episode 9 of season 8 of "Asphalt stories". for TweakRacer's return in the series, i'm gonna make a reference to the first boss battle from Crash Twinsanity. here goes:

Me: X2, i'm really sorry for scolding you. it's just that..... i've never gotten this angry for getting a car. i gave in to the anger.:(

My 2018 McLaren X2: it's okay, bud. things like that happen.:)

McLaren P1 boy: hey, man. i hear the Sbarro GT1 championship is around the corner. this will be the perfect chance to get V8s for the Zenvo TS1 GT R&D.>:I

Me: sounds good. tell the others.>:I

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: hey, Azelfland. sorry to bother you, but the C63, the MP4/8 and i got some information in the field.>:I

Me: i'm listening.>:I

My McLaren MP4/8: there have been incidents of people in Asphaltland getting blackmailed by Vivendi lately. we don't know who's behind this, but we need to be careful>:I

Me: who told you all this?:I

My Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: Aris Cheese God told us. he was also blackmailed. Vincent told him to call Gameloft stupid in his recent video, all because of the Sbarro GT1 championship.>:I

Me: THAT BASTARD!! NO ONE BLACKMAILS MY FRIENDS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! THIS GIVES ME ANOTHER REASON TO KICK VINCENT'S ASS!>:(

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: anyway, let's check the Exclusive Deals.:I

Me: i'm really bad at getting the blueprints, you know. *sees an SLK Special Edition blueprint* WHAT?! AN SLK SPECIAL EDITION BLUEPRINT?! just as soon as i said i was a complete ass at this! wow. my luck changed for the better.^_^

My Pagani Huayra BC: i'll farm. we still have an hour left from the Double Credits.>:I

after getting the blueprint

Me: only three more of these bad boys to go.:)

Hanna: hey, Azelfland. there's someone to see you.:)

Brad Knowles: Azelfland! my man! been a long time.^_^

Me: Brad. well, how have you been?:)

Brad: good. so, where's Naomi?:)

Naomi: right here. i was done with my morning training.^_^

Brad: hey, Naomi.:3

Hanna: so, how are you and Adam doing?:)

Brad: good. and speaking of which, he came with me.^_^

Adam: how's it going?:)

Me: Adam?! i'm surprised to see you here!:O

Adam: no need to be alarmed. besides, i don't work for Vivendi anymore. now i'm helping you guys.:)

McLaren MP4/8: cool.:O

Adam: and wow..... your collection of cars is even bigger than mine! how'd you get those?!:O

Me: a lot of hard work and skill.... except for the X2. i had to spend a lot of tokens to get her.:P

My BMW M2 Special Edition: hey, what's all th- WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!>:(

Adam: WHOA-WHOA-WHOA! CHILL! I COME IN PEACE!!O_O

BMW M2 Special Edition: oh. well, if that's the case, then i'm sorry about that.:I

Adam: and by the way, i registered you guys in the  Sbarro GT1 championship. thank me later.^_^

Hanna: awesome.^_^

Me: all right then. you know h-

???: *comes out of the Ultra Wormhole from the ceiling* oof!X_X

Hanna: that hair..... i recognize it from somewhere.O_O

Me: that's........................ KAZUYA MISHIMA?!O_O

Kauzya Mishima: ugh.... where am i?:I

Everyone: .............................O_O

Kazuya Mishima: huh? you're.............. Azelfland, right?:I

Me: how do you know who i am?!O_O

Kazuya Mishima: it's been 14 years, remember?>:I

Me: DUDE!! I REMEMBER!! back in Tekken 4! that was one of my childhood games!^_^

Sonic: but why would Kazuya be here?:I

Tails: because Vivendi used Silver Azelfland's DNA to summon our enemies. this is not Vivendi's cause, however. it must be because Silver Azelfland wanted his to happen.>:I

Sonic: oh.:I

Hanna: wait, YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?!O_O

Me: yep. and he's been my main since Tekken 4. also, check this out!^_^ *transforms into his batfox form*

Kazuya Mishima: JIN?! IS THAT YOU?!O_O

Me: excuse me?! do i look like Jin Kazama to you?!>:P

Kazuya Mishima: your hair looks like his, though.O_O

Me: but i'm NOT Jin Kazama. sheesh.T_T *transforms back into his Azelf form*

Flora: OH! EM! GEE!:D

Chica: THAT'S KAZUYA MISHIMA!:D

both: *fangirl squeak*

Flora: we're huge fans of yours!:D

Chica: can we get an autograph?:D

Kazuya Mishima: um, sure. does anyone have a pen?:I

Adam: i have one. here you go.:P

later, in Azure Coast (6:30 PM)

Tails: can't wait to get to the Azure Coast funfair.^_^

Me: we're gonna have some fun.:)

Tails: but for now, let's open that Advanced Blueprint box, see what's inside.:P

Me: it's just going to be another blueprint of a car or bike i already have. *sees another SLK Special Edition blueprint* ANOTHER SLK SPECIAL EDITION BLUEPRINT?! *awkward silence* luck being a lady tonight! wow, i should play the lottery if i'm this lucky.^_^

later that night (7:00 PM)

Cream: *flirts with Tails and Azelfland* hey there, boys.>:3

Hanna: *seduces Tails and Azelfland* like what you see?>:3

Tails: *flirts with the girls* wow.:3

Me: *sees Hanna in her yellow dress and black high heels and flirts with the girls* you girls are really beautiful.:3

Cream and Hanna: *giggle*

Hanna: why, thank you.:3

after the night at the funfair (10:40 PM)

Sbarro GT1: you're Azelfland, right?:)

Me: the one and only.^_^

My Toyota Supra: you're one ugly motherf@#$er.O_O

Sbarro GT1: HEY!>:(

My Sbarro Sparta: don't insult my sister like that!>:(

Toyota Supra: sorry. i was just saying.:P

Sbarro GT1: well, anyway, my bro and i go way back and we have a little bit of a brother-and-sister rivalry going on between us.:P

Sbarro Sparta: all right, then. Azelfland, show her what you can do.:)

Me: sure.^_^

at the Grand Finale

the announcer: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 24th annual Asphalt championship. if you have appetite for some pizza, then get ready for the Sbarro GT1 championship!:D

Sbarro GT1: all right. here we go.>:I

after the Grand Finale

Sbarro GT1: wow. you really are the real deal.^_^

Sbarro Sparta: told you, sis. they're really good.:)

TheHawtDawg1: okay, can someone explain what the hell is going on and who Kazuya Mishima is?!O_O

My Buick Riviera: according to my database, Kazuya Mishima is Heihachi Mishima's son. when Kazuya was 5, Heihachi killed his mother, Kazumi Mishima, due to one of the facts that she had the Devil Gene. then Heihachi threw Kazuya off a cliff and Kazuya LITERALLY made a deal with the Devil and the Devil Gene ressurected him. 22 years later, in the events of Tekken 1, in the first King Of Iron Fist Tournament, Kazuya fights Paul Phoenix and soon after, they become rivals. on the final, it's a battle between father and son and Kazuya emerges victorious, then throws Heihachi off the same cliff he was thrown off.>:I

My Renault Trezor: two years after these events, in Tekken 2, Kazuya, as the new owner of the Mishima Zaibatsu, announces the second King Of Iron Fist Tournament. once again, it's a battle between father and son, only the roles reversed. even with the Devil Gene, Heihachi managed to beat Kazuya and threw him off an active volcano.>:I

Buick Riviera: 20 years later, in Tekken 4, Kazuya is ressurected, and beats up some Mishima Zaibatsu members that were sent by Heihachi to retreive his "dead" body in G corporation. on The King Of Iron Fist Tournament 4, he beats Heihachi -again- and they both go to the Honmaru, where Jin was held captive. Jin wakes up and knocks them both unconscious, then flies away, because his Devil Gene activated. in the events of Tekken 5, Kazuya and Heihachi fight a squadron of JACK-4s together, but then Kazuya betrays Heihachi and lets him die, the same way Azelfland let Vincent die from the same squadron. but Heihachi, who was no ordinary human being, survives the explosion, like Vincent did. Jin becomes the new leader of the Mishima Zaibatsu, by killing Kazuya's grandfather, Jinpachi Mishima, who was awakened from a "thing" and because the seal broke from the explosion. then, in Tekken 6, Jin LITERALLY starts World War III to awaken Azazel, the first possessor of the Devil Gene. Kazuya then becomes the leader of G Corporation and a war between these two bursts out of nowhere.>:I

Renault Trezor: after Jin beat Azazel, in Tekken 7, Heihachi redeems the Mishima Zaibatsu and the war between the Mishima Zaibatsu and G Corporation continues. there's also the fact that Akuma from Street Fighter is also in the mix. he was sen by Kazumi to kill both Kazuya and Heihachi. then, the final battle of father and son happens in a different active volcano, Kazuya finally kills Heihachi with a punch to his left chest, making his heart stop. and then throws him off the lava. after this, Akuma tries to kill Kazuya from behind, but Kazuya dodges Akuma's hadouken. then they duke it out, with Kazuya having his Devil Gene activated. but the battle ends in a cliffhanger and we don't know exactly who won.:I

TheHawtDawg1: wow. that was deep.O_O

the next day, in Barcelona

Me: good. this will shield us from view.>:I

Sbarro GT1: what does "shield us from view" mean?:I

Renault Trezor: it means that the Vivendi members won't be able to spot us.>:I

Sbarro GT1: oh.:I

Lily: has anyone seen Sarah?:I

Adam: no. but what if....... BOWSER KIDNAPPED HER?!O_O

Diana: what are you talking about?:I

Adam: think about it. isn't Bowser the "kidnap the princess" type of villain?:I

Mario: yeah.:I

Adam: what if HE kidnapped Sarah?:I

Mario: Luigi and i will beat-a him. like we did back in 1981.:P

Hanna: yeah. they always saved Princess Peach in every single game.:P

Knuckles: except for that one time Bowser caught both of them and princess Peach h- *gets hammered to the head* oh no!X_X (Knuckles got owned counter: 9)

Luigi: don't you dare bring-a that up again!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: well, i got this paper right here.:I

Lily: let me read it. *takes the paper* "if you want to see your precious friend again, come to Oahu, Hawaii, so we can crush you in the One-77 EDD. -Vincent Bollore". THAT BASTARD!!>:(

Me: looks like we'll need backup. i'll go get the cars for the EDD.>:I

Oahu, Hawaii

Vincent: well, if it isn't Azelfc@#t, his bitches and his friends.>:)

Tails: might as well be speaking Greek, brah.>:P

Vincent: ugh. never trust anyone under thirty.T_T

Mike458: HEY!>:(

Vincent: well, there are some exceptions.:P

Naomi: WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR FRIEND?!>:(

Bowser: we have her right here.>:) *reveals the cage where Sarah is locked in*

Lily: LET GO OF OUR FRIEND!>:(

Anais: we will. once you get 60.000 Enduro Points on the One-77 EDD.>:)

Entity303, Heihachi Mishima, Bowser and Dr. Eggman: what's an Enduro Double Down?:I

Me: *sighs out of disappointment* an Enduro Double Down, or EDD for short, is where you use 8 cars, alongside the boss cars to beat challenges. once you collect 75.000 or 60.000 Enduro Points, or EP for short, depending on the EDD, you get the boss car.T_T

Vincent: wow. you knew what i was gonna say. i'm impressed.:)

Mike458: but flattery won't get you anywhere. you don't even have the AC 378 GT Z.>:)

My AC 378 GT Z: are you sure about that?>:)

Feuerrm: we got her during the Aventador SV EDD's revival and she served her purpose with her Double Credits in her mastery. i'll drive her.>:)

Anais: okay, then. you don't have the original Aston Martins.>:I

My Aston Martin DB9 Coupe: don't be so sure.>:)

My Aston Martin V12 Zagato: we've been with him after he got us.>:)

My Aston Martin V12 Vantage: and now, we're stronger than ever.>:)

Loraine: i'll drive the DB9. Nick, you handle the Vantage. and Emily, you go for the Zagato.>:I

Emily: got it.>:I

Nick: copy that.>:I

Vincent: then you don't have the Lucra.>:I

My Lucra L148: i'm right here. and i'm stronger now.>:)

Hanna: i'll drive him.>:I

Anais: you don't even have the Bentley EXP10 Speed 6.>:)

My Bentley EXP10 Speed 6: you were saying?>:)

Diana: guess i'll have to drive him to kick your lame asses.>:I

Mike458: okay. you don't have the original Pagani Huayra.>:)

My Pagani Huayra: you sure, loser?>:)

Pagani Huayra BC: my sister will school you senseless. i'll help with the farming.>:)

Rouge: may i, sweetie?:3

Nick: sure. anything for my beauriful queen.:3

Rouge: awwwwww.:3

Anais: well, you don't have the Onyx.>:)

My Peugeot Onyx: don't even bother trying, sucker.>:P

McLaren P1 boy: well, it's not a McLaren, but i'll do my best.>:I

Master Chief John-117: good luck, bud.

Me: and that leaves me with the One-77.>:I

Vincent: ugh. he got all the Enduro cars.>:(

Me: and we've come prepared with some MAXing out and PRO tuning. what are you gonna do about that?>:)

Vincent: whatever i want! you can't stop me! i have an army.>:)

Me: we have a Huayra BC and a 675LT.>:)

My McLaren 675LT and Pagani Huayra BC: *rev up their engines*

Anais: just so you know, you won't even make it.the upgrades on the One-77 will slow you down so much that you won't even get the car.>:)

McLaren P1 boy: NOW i know what's going on! you guys blackmail the people in Asphaltland to trash talk about Gameloft so you can make your plans for world domination. NOT ON OUR WATCH!>:(

McLaren 675LT: just try and take us down!>:(

Mike458: we will!>:(

Aston Martin V12 Vantage: ENDURO DOUBLE DOWN WAR TEN, IT'S GOING DOWN!>:(

Vincent: oh, we have a surprise for you. you'll love it.>:)

a zombie comes in

Me: a Minecraft zombie? really?T_T

TweakRacer: *unveils his disguise*

Everyone: TWEAKRACER?!O_O

Feuerrm: I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF HIM!O_O

Cyril: well, he got ressurected.O_O

TweakRacer: surprised to see me, Azelfland? like your final exams and your upcoming Panhellenic exams at school, i keep coming back!>:)

Hanna (at the end of TweakRacer's sentence): what's he talking about?:I

TweakRacer: one month i spent in the hellfire of the depths of hell........ and i missed you.:3

Diana: we didn't. like, at all, loser.>:(

TweakRacer: and so, i organized a little gathering. like a birthday party, except....... the EXACT OPPOSITE!>:)

Me: uh-oh.O_O

TweakRacer: and look. your friend, the Aston Martin One-77 is here. you ARE so very popular, you know. let's start handing out the presents.^_^

Feuerrm: whatever it is, it doesn't sound good.>:I

Aston Martin One-77: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY ME L33T 3NDUR0 ONE-77. I AM TEH VIVENDI ALLY. I ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY! I RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNA ON THIS L33T HELMET! IT IS HOTNESS. I MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. I LIKE 2 PWN NOOBZ 4 TEH MASTER VIVENDSORZ. U=NOOBZ. ONE-77=L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

suddenly, some Panda bots

Chica used Frenzy Plant! it's super effective!

Me: not even close.>:)

Aston Martin One-77: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED! CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED! TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE! I AM 2 L33T! I OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY MY L33T TIR3Z!

Hanna: oh, it's on now!>:I

the next day

Me: *sees another SLK Special Edition blueprint in the Exclusive Deals* YOU KNOW WHAT, UPGRADING THE ONE-77 CAN WAIT!O_O

after some grinding (and opening that one box)

Hanna: we finally got it.^_^

Vincent: SON OF A BITCH! WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS PUT THE 17TH SLK SPECIAL EDITION BLUEPRINT IN THE EXCLUSIVE DEALS?!>:(

Entity303, Heihachi Mishima, Bowser and Dr. Eggman: *point at each other* .............................. ._.

Adam: they never saw me coming.>:)

Chica: agreed.>:)

meanwhile, at the Gameloft HQ in Rome, Italy

Alex: sir, team Azelfland got all the blueprints for the SLK Special Edition. we might need to send them the parts for it. how would you like to proceed?>:I

the boss of Gameloft: hmmm.... seems like we'll no longer need those parts. send them to Oahu, Hawaii, where team Azelfland is. i'll leave the upgrading to them.>:I

Alex: right away, sir.>:I

8 hours later

My Mercedes-Benz SLK 55 AMG Special Edition: nice to meet you all.^_^

Peugeot Onyx: nice to meet you too.:)

Wendy: the regular SLK is gonna freak out once he sees him.^_^

after the grinding and fully upgrading the One-77 (5555 5353 for the tuning)

Pagani Huayra BC: okay. we've fully upgraded her. man, i'm tired.X_X

McLaren 675LT: me too.X_X

Hanna: well, you can take a break. you deserve it.:)

Me: okay. now it's REALLY on!>:)

and that ends episode 9 of season 8 of "Asphalt stories". with all things said and done, i hope i can get a triple win situation, starting tommorow.

until next time.

-Azelfland.