User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Icona Vulcano V12 Hybrid build

yep. i got myself the Vulcano V12 Hybrid. no need for the EDD whatsoever. and good riddance to those blueprints. they were wastes of space for my storage anyway.

this is episode 9 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". it continues right where TF2014 left off. here goes:

Rome, Italy

Me: i can't believe this! first the rigged Centenario R&D, now this?!>:(

Shelby: we'll find them eventually.:I

My Mercedes-Benz Silver Lightning: problem is, even with our IQ of 300, it's impossible to tell where the girls are.:(

Sonic: darn it. i guess we'll have to rely on our instincts.:I

Nick: have you guys thought of bypassing the challenges?:I

Everyone: huh?:I

Me: Nick, YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS!:D

Rouge: but Vincent will kill our friends if we do that!O_O

Alice: well, not today. tommorow, the Vulcano V12 Hybrid assembly cup will end. luckily, Azelfland qualified to the top 3000, which means we get exactly 35 blueprints for her.:)

Knuckles: shouldn't we go al- *gets zapped* oh no!X_X (Knuckles got owned counter: 19)

Hanna: NOPE! YOUR GIRL IS IN DANGER AND YOU WANT TO GO ALONG WITH THOSE CHALLENGES?!>:(

Knuckles: good point...........X_X

the next day

Me: okay. time to get the parts.>:I

My Vanda Electrics Dendrobium: the parts are at where the EDD took place. Beijing.>:I

Wanda: then we're going there. if it means to get revenge, then we'll get our revenge, all right.>:I

Cyril: that sonovabitch will pay for trying to kill my girl!>:(

Beijing, China

Wanda: ready to blow up the entrance?>:)

Persephone: yep. it's go time.>:) *blows up the entrance with her rocket launcher*

Me: WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?!>:D

Vivendi goons: OH S**T!O_O

TheHawtDawg1 (in Spongebob's voice): stand back. i'm warnin' ya!>:I

Vivendi goon: no! i have a wife and family!;_;

Me ( making my PewDiePie impression): I DON'T CARE!>:( *zaps the goons to death*

at the top of the tower

Nathan: well, if it isn't the idiots that ruin my boss' plans.>:I

Loraine: i'm sorry, you are...?:I

Nathan: if you say that i'm the leader of these goons, then yes.>:I

Flora: well, your goons are dead, meanie!>:(

Chica: and can we have the parts for the Vulcano? pretty please?:3

Nathan: no.>:P

Hanna: we're not here just for that.>:I

Nathan: you want to know where your friends are? HA! nice try, but i won't say anything.>:)

The narrator: it was at this moment that Nathan knew............... he f***ed up.

Hanna: pins Nathan to the wall* TELL US WHERE THE F**K OUR FRIENDS ARE! OR I'LL BURN YOUR F***ING SKIN ALIVE!>:(

Nathan: NO WAY! I'D RATHER DIE FROM YOUR HANDS THAN FROM MY BOSS!>:P

Hanna: YOU FOOL! DON'T THINK I'M NOT GONNA DO IT! TELL US NOW, OR SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR SKIN! FOREVER!>:(

Nathan: ............................. OKAY, FINE! YOU WIN! Cynthia is in the Bayou, where Azelfland does his Rally Raid runs! not many crocodiles, but she'll be croc food for sure in the pool we added to the finish line! your sister is in Dubai, where the tank was! and Fiona is in the Arash AF10 that's in Times Square! you can take the parts for the Vulcano, BUT DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE!O_O

Nick: i'll put you out of your misery.>:) *gets in Nathan's body and makes him rip his head off, then gets out of Nathan's body*

Diana: i didn't know you could manipulate people's souls.:O

Nick: well, now you know. we'll let the Halo Squad blow that tower up.:P

Alice: i'll take the parts back home. Wanda and Persephone, come with me.:)

Wanda: sure.:)

Persephone: also, i noticed the blueprints had a few parts in Italian and Spanish.:I

Shelby: Diana and i will take care of the Italian. you and Wanda will take care of the Chinese and Spanish.:)

Bayou, USA

Me: ready for a run on the swamps?>:)

My Porsche 959 Raid: absolutely.>:)

at the finish line

Hanna: okay the ramp is set.>:I

Cynthia: GUYS! JUST GET ME OUTTA HERE! I DON'T WANT TO BE CROC FOOD!O_O

Knuckles: we're working on it.:I

near the end of the Rally Raid

Porsche 959 Raid: i can see the finish line.>:I

Me: i'm ready.>:I

Porsche 959 Raid: i just need some speed on the ramp.>:I *jumps the ramp with enough speed to get to Cynthia*

Me: NOT TODAY!>:I *saves Cynthia from falling into the pool*

Cynthia: phew. i thought i was done for.:3

Hanna: next stop, Dubai.

Danny: what about the giant crocodile in front of us?O_O

Everyone: WHAT?!O_O

Danny: i'll handle them. *proceeds to punch the giant crocodie* ORA!! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!! *gives the giant croc an uppercut to the jaw which kills it* OOOOORRRRAAAA!!D:<

Diana: that's my boyfriend.:3

outside of Dubai, UAE

Loraine: HEEEEEEEEELP!!D:

Vivendi goon 1: you can't do anything. and no one will save you!>:D

Wendy: don't be so sure.>:P

Vivendi goon 2: HUH?!O_O

Hanna: you mess with us, you get sliced and diced.>:I *slice the goons with her katanas*

Vivendi goon 3: you won't get her now! i'll just light it up and boom! you're all dead!>:D

Me: not today!>:( *uses Scorpion's spear*

Vivendi goon 3: AHAHAHAHA- *gets the spear to his heart, which kills him*

Me (in Scorpion's voice): GET OVER HERE!>:( *pulls the goon straight to him and zaps the goon to make sure he died*

Loraine: thanks guys.:3

Silver Azelfland: don't worry about a thing.^_^

Times Square New York, USA

Fiona: *sighs* i can't believe i got captured.:(

Loraine: there it is.>:I

Fiona: oh, thank god. you gotta help me!O_O

Emily: don't worry. we got this.>:I *uses the Earth Power to shatter the AF10 to pieces and break the chains*

Fiona: thank you. you guys are the best.^_^

Wendy: i'm glad Vincent got what he deserved.:)

Me: you're Fiona, right?:)

Fiona: yes. and y- *Sir Pelo gasp* OH! MY! GOD! YOU'RE THE WORLD-FAMOUS AZELFAND?!:O

Me: the one and only.^_^

Fiona: I'M A HUGE FAN! I HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU! the ex-king of CSR Racing, the legend that thrashes Vivendi's plans and races for fun! it's such a pleasusre to meet you!:D

TraceG11: he's also TF2014's friend. do you know him?:)

Fiona: i'll tell you guys more later.^_^

back at Azelfland's garage in Rome

TF2014: so, you rescued them.:)

Me: yep. and that will make your challenges much easier.:)

TF2014: i got the Infiniti Vision GT, by the way. and ThunderWolf gave that Dr. Infinity guy a lesson he'll learn.:P

Hanna: well, glad we could help.^_^

My Apollo IE: not gonna ask what happened.:P

My Porsche 918 Spyder with Weissach Package: me neither.:P

Audi R8 tyke: and for once, we went without breaking the fourth wall.:)

Me: that's really cool, guys. thank you.:)

My real life self (breaking the fourth wall): no problem, guys.^_^

Everyone: DUDE, COME ON!>:(

and that ends episode 9 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". now i'll just have a rough time. except for the 370Z SE R&D, of course.

until next time.

-Azelfland.