User blog:TransportFan2014/The Traps

Recently, there have been sereval token cars which were converted into credit cars; I received some news about people getting into CB if these cars were used, maybe even when bought. Also the connection is improving.....

(At Azelfland's garage)

TweakRacer: I needa find what is causing the scrambled signal....

ShadowAzelfland: We needa find that fast.

Me: (after refueling the Embraer Legacy 600) Well, I am pretty sure it is the Vivendi boss' nut job.... once we find the source of the scrambler, we destroy it. You guys go and keep searching, I got a few things to do.

Cobra: Well, whattsss it?

Me: I received 27 SRKBs. Gonna upgrade the BC and my Vette GS. With spending 620 tokens to get more storage.

(After upgrading my Vette GS to 4545 5455 0808 and my Huayra BC to 4505 3030)

Me: 620 tokens spent. Now give me some SLK SE BPs and Civic BPs.

(Opens the boxes)

Me: -_-||| No SLK SE BPs..... F***!!!! (Goes to the computer room) Bad, bad luck.

TweakRacer: How many SLK SE BPs and Civic Type R BPs you got from those boxes?

Me: Zero -.- and I got the last BPs for two useless things -.-

TweakRacer: At least you got something.

Me: I will scan the Vivendi fort. And see if I can find the scrambler.

(ShadowAzelfland enters the room)

ShadowAzelfland: Bad news. There are 3 scramblers -.-

All in the computer room: WHAT?????!!!!!

Me: So, there is one in the Grand Canyon, where are the other two?

Emily: (enters the computer room) A 2nd scrambler detected at Vice City. At one of the beaches.

Alice: Oh wait, there is a 4th scrambler -_- 3rd located at Alderney City, just beside Liberty City. And the 4th...... is located at.....

Azelfland: At where I often take Hanna for dates? WTF.....

Hanna: Did you just say there is a scrambler located at the ice skating rink?

Azelfland: Yes. There is one scrambler there. Other 3 are located at Alderney, Grand Canyon and Vice City.

Me: Hmm... what are we waiting for?

Feuerrm: The Grand Canyon scrambler is in the main base. The scrambler at the ice skating rink is found..... in an ICE CLEANING MACHINE??!!!

Hanna: Not to mention that the Alderney scrambler is located in the trunk of an Infiniti FX50. And the Vice City scrambler..... it will be hard to carry. Apparently the Vivendi boss' wife is looking for a place to dump that scrambler.

Me: Well, let's smash those scramblers!!!

Legacy 600: Hmm....

Me: Well it is your job now, Legacy!! Get on board guys!!!

(9 people enter the Legacy 600 before it takes off)

Me: I will target the LC one first.

Hanna: Oh wait, 3 of those scramblers are fakes. We need to locate the real one. If we destroy a fake, I wonder what will happpen...

ShadowAzelfland: I will take care of the scrambler in the Infiniti.

(Lands at Newark Intl, Alderney/New Jersey)

ShadowAzelfland: I will work on that Infiniti and see if I can do anything about it.

(At Vice City beach, Vice City, Florida)

Vivendi boss' wife: Ok, I wonder where I should leave this fake scrambler at. I will take it to some rural area then... (calls McLaren P1 Boy)

McLaren P1 Boy: Anything to ask, Julia?

Julia (Vivendi boss' wife): I wonder where should I leave this scrambler.....

McLaren P1 Boy: Easy. In a trash can.

Julia: Are you serious? That stinks!!

McLaren P1 Boy: Well you can make them stink like crap :P

Julia: Ok, ok.... (puts scrambler in the dumpster and leaves in one of Vivendi's Huracans)

(Back on the Legacy 600)

Alice: Is the Vivendi boss' wife insane? Putting a scrambler in a dumpster?!

Hanna: Wow. Crazy bitch.

Azelfland: We will head to the ice skating rink. TweakRacer, sry but u have to go dumpster diving :P

TweakRacer: My panda bots can do that, but NOT ME!!!! >:(

Azelfland: JK.

Me: The rest of us will head to the Grand Canyon. Those who disembarled from this plane, wait for my CRJ700. It will take you all to where I will land this plane.

(After 2 Panda Bots, Azelfland and Hanna disembark at Vice City and Tokyo respectively)

CRJ700: So, u dropped em at the scramblers? Roger that, I will pick em up.

F/A-18: Well I will come with you. In case things go wrong.

CRJ700: Whatever.

Me: Oh yes, look out for the plane with a Pacifica Airlines livery; that is my CRJ700.

(At Alderney)

ShadowAzelfland: Well, this scrambler is a FAKE!!! >:|

(The CRJ700 lands beside ShadowAzelfland)

ShadowAzelfland: I appreciate your assistance. (Leaves the FX50)

(At Tokyo)

Azelfland: A fake scrambler :|

Hanna: Well we gotta go. I heard that a CRJ700 is coming.

(The CRJ700 lands beside them, takes off after the duo board that plane, the plane looks for the Panda Bots)

Panda Bot 1: A nasty job for a fake scrambler :/

Panda Bot 2: Then let's leave. (Both board the CRJ700 as it lands)

(Later, at Grand Canyon)

Me: A good spot to camp at. I will just have to wait for the CRJ700. (Observing the base)

(In base)

Vivendi boss: Good. Looks like they have taken the bait. Now we flush Azelfland and his team out of his garage >:)

McLaren P1 Boy: I am afraid you are too late.

Vivendi boss: What?

Craig: They have left the garage -_- Though they have walked into the fake scramblers >:)

Vivendi boss: What? Bring up the trap!! They might storm the base!!

(At where the CRJ700 and Legacy 600 landed)

Azelfland: Should we rush in?

Me: Nope. We see what happens. I say we camp here for now.....

Alice: I see one of the gang cars there. Wonder who it- well, the wife of the boss....

CRJ700: Pipe down! Don't let them hear us :/

Alice: Oh right :/

McLaren P1 Boy: I bet that it is one of Azelfland's snobby damsel in distress >:) Initiating trap now >:)

(Activates trap)

Vivendi boss: WAIT!! STOP!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!!

McLaren P1 Boy: Trapping one of the damsels in distress!! What else?

Narrator: It was at this moment that he knew, he f***ed up.

McLaren P1 Boy: Hahahahahahah......

(As Julia steps at the doorstep the trapdoors open)

Julia: ARRGGGHHHHhhhhhh.....

Vivendi boss: F**K YOU!! DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE TRAPPING MY WIFE AND NOT ONE OF AZELFLAND'S BITCHES???!!!!! YOU SALARY WILL BE CUT!!!!!

McLaren P1 Boy: Oh s**t!! Sorry boss....

Vivendi boss: Now release her from the trap you D**KHEAD!!!! >:(

Hanna: Hmm.... looks like the boss trapped his own wife >:) Oh wait, P1 Boy f***ed up royally >:)

Me: But how are we gonna reach the scrambler?

Azelfland: When the trap is shut, we storm the base.

ShadowAzelfland: Wait, we gotta find a way in.

(Trap doors close)

Me: Get in position guys and girls. I am about to introduce a rocket launcher to the gate.

(Blasts gate with rocket launcher)

Me: Let's go guys!!!! Legacy 600 and CRJ700, I advise you both to leave immediately.

(Both planes leave as a Hussarya GT and a Corvette GS arrive)

Me: What are you two doing here? And how you found us?

Hussarya GT: Cuz of...

TweakRacer: Me!! I had a gadget that allows navigation systems to work!!

Me: How are you so good in that stuff?

TweakRacer: Rush to the scrambler now!!!

(All rush in base)

Vivendi boss: I knew things will go wrong royally when P1 BOY FRIGGIN TRAPPED MY WIFE!!!!!!! D:< GUARDS!!!! ELIMINATE THE TRESPASSERS!!!!!!

Me: Hmm... SO MANY KEPLERS AND TRAMONTANAS IN CAGES??!!! DRAT!!!

Alice: I will search the cars for the scramblers!!!

Me: ShadowAzelfland and I will punch up the Vivendi boss!!!!

Azelfland: Rest of you, search the whole base!!!!

(After searching the base for twenty mins)

Me: Looks like the Tramontana and Kepler cages have credit locks!!! Gonna pick those cars out!!! (Throws a total of 650K credits to some of the cages, allowing the cars to leave)

Kepler 1: This guy is mad!! He wants to use us as weapons!!

Kepler 2: Let's leave now!!!!

Me: Well I found the real scrambler.... at where Emily was held hostage!!!

Hanna: But none of us are gonna go there to become prisoners!!

Me: Cuz no one is :P (shoots the scrambler with the rocket launcher) Now let's go!!!!

While the Hussayra GT and the Vette GS are on the way back to Azelfland's garage,

Me: What is this.... (sees message)

???: WARNING: ANYONE WHO RELEASES THOSE KEPLERS AND TRAMONTANAS, BE WARNED. THE VIVENDI BOSS HAS PUT A TRACKING DEVICE ON THESE CARS. IF HE FINDS ANYONE WITH ANYONE OF THOSE CARS, BEAR IN MIND THAT IT COULD BE THE END OF YOUR ASPHALT CAREER.

Me: GAWDDAMMIT!!! I KNEW THE ADDITION OF CREDIT PRICES TO THE CARS MEAN TRAPS!!! >:|

TweakRacer: The connection is getting better. But we gotta do something about the cars.....

(Back at Grand Canyon)

Vivendi boss: Damn you P1 Boy!!! The minute you trapped my wife, that means trouble!!! Luckily those f***ers took my bait!!!

(To be continued; next episode will have a different title)