User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: the first ride

it's back! and it's badder than ever!

the motorcycles update just got released on Windows. i updated the game and put the upgrading of the Honda Integra Type R on hold to get my first ever motorcycle, the Suzuki GSX-R750. all the races i had in the moto blitz -the motorcycle career mode- made me think of a new episode. and today, i'm releasing a second episode after this.

so, this is episode 1 of season 3 of "car dialogues". here goes:

Me: guys. we got a message from the boss of Gameloft. everyone be quiet.:I

the boss of Gameloft: *appears on the giant screen* i see you guys are okay. well, i got some good news. now you can get yourselves some motorcycles.:)

Shadow Azelfland: awesome!:D

the boss of Gameloft: oh, and by the way, since you got 30.000 credits from earlier, there is a Suzuki dealership, 20 minutes from your location, so you can get your first bike, the Suzuki GSX-R750. i'll see you guys on the track.:) *the giant screen turns off*

TheHawtDawg1: okay. so, now we get some bikes. let's get to the dealership, then.:)

20 minutes later

Me: well, here we are. let's go in.:/

???: you're team Azelfland, right?:)

NEKON: yes.:)

Toshihiro Suzuki: i'm Toshihiro Suzuki, the president of the Suzuki Motor Corporation. i heard a lot of things from the boss of Gameloft.

Hanna: well, aside from beating AI racers and winning championship, we're also known for saving the world....... twice, even.:)

Shadow Azelfland: we're here for the Suzuki GSX-R750. so, here's 30.000 credit for your trouble.:) *gives 30.000 credits to Toshihiro Suzuki*

Toshihiro Suzuki: it's been a pleasure doing business with you. i'll see you on the track.:)

My Suzuki GSX-R750: well, who's ready for some bike action?:D

Shadow Azelfland: DID THE SUZUKI JUST TALK?! WHO PUT DRUGS IN MY PIZZA?!O_O

Suzuki GSX-R750: whoa. calm down. i didn't mean to scare you. and no one put drugs on your pizza.:/

Anthony Jose: seriously. you got used to talking cars, but you didn't get used to talking motorcycles?-_-

Me: this reminds me back when i met the Porsche Cayman GT4.:/

the Porsche Cayman GT4 championship, 2 months ago

Me from the past: feels good to be in Rio to win my second championship.:)

My Porsche Cayman GT4 from the past: hey, there. you must be the one that my mechanics told me about.:)

Me from the past: DID THAT PORSCHE JUST TALK?! WHO PUT DRUGS IN MY CEREAL?!O_O

Porsche Cayman GT4 from the past: whoa. i didn't mean to scare you. and no one put drugs on your cereal.:/

Me from the past: oh. makes sense.:/

back to the present day (and to Azelfland's garage)

TheHawtDawg1: sorry, Honda Integra Type R, but we have to put your upgrades on hold.:/

My Honda Integra Type R: that's okay. i'll be waiting.:)

Alice: hmmmmmm. i never upgraded a motorcycle before, but i think i'll do my best.:I

Feuerrm: though it will take a lot of grinding to get those upgrades.:I

Me: one grinding montage coming right up! :)

one grinding montage later

Suzuki GSX-R750: woohoo! now i'm ready for some serious racing! yeah!:D

Hanna: well, there's a motorcycle tournament going on and it starts at the Great Wall of China and ends with an one-on-one race in Dubai. and guess what! EliteHectorX will be there!:D

later, at the Great Wall of China

EliteHector: hey, guys. i see you came to take part.:)

Me: OH! MY! GOD! ARE YOU ELITEHECTORX?!O_O

EliteHectorX: the one and only. oh, and i see you know my friends.:)

Diana: hey, speaking of your friends, where's Hanna?:/

Wanda: she said she's going to change her clothes.:/

Hanna comes walking in slow motion

Me: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, you look good in your biker outfit!:D

Hanna: *giggles* thank you. but these high-heeled boots aren't just for show. so, stand back, boys. i'll show you how it's done.>:3

EliteHectorX: if you guys can impress me, i'll join your team as the race expert.:)

after the final race in Dubai

Hanna: too easy! nothing can stop us!>:3

EliteHectorX: well, i'm impressed. winning without using any nitro. it must take some real guts to do so. it's settled. i'll join your team.:)

Me: nice!:D

Hanna: well, guys i'll be right back.:)

the narrator from Spongebob: a few moments later.

Hanna: i'm back. now that i'm wearing my normal clothes, let's go back.:)

Shadow Azelfland: agreed.:)

back at Azelfland's garage (again)

Feuerrm: well, that was a long day. woo!:)

NEKON: it sure was. now we need to- *sees a piece of paper on the ground* what is that?:/

Wendy: an invitation?:I

Cynthia: let me read it. *starts reading* "help wanted. motorcyclists needed for the KTM 1290 Super Duke R Research and Development.". looks like an R&D is going to happen.:I

Me: yes. with the only difference being the motorcycle driving. hm. that should be interesting.:)

and that's the end of episode 1 of season 3 of "car dialogues". as you guessed, the KTM 1290 Super Duke R is happening. and the next episode will come right after this.

until next time.

-Azelfland.