User blog comment:ThUnDeR1337/CAR DIALOGUES: S3 EP1/@comment-68.7.151.43-20170924203501

CAR DIALOGUES: S3 EP2

At my garage:

Me: Well, yesterday was fun. That race was so close!

Kri: It was intense. Re-match later?

Me: If so, I'll use 570S.

570S: *breaks fourth wall* DISCLAIMER: I am sorry for the failure of the 570S rescue, I forgot that he was a mid-engined car. Back to the story.*fixes fourth wall XD* I'm excited! Oh! And by the way, did you know that Thunderwolf and Flora from Team Harmony had a date yesterday? I was in the parking lot.
 * breaks fourth wall AGAIN* Azelfland promised to put it in the comments. When he notifies that he will, I will give him my half of the details. *Replaces the fourth wall so nothing happened XD*

Me: Wow. Looks like getting OC'd flips people's minds around. *Nissan 370Z sounds airhorn*

???: That's mean!

Me: Who are you?

???: I'm Datsun 280Z. I was delivered here for some reason.

Kri: That must be the liscense award! Thanks for coming, Datsun.

Me: What liscense award?

Rimac Concept One: Kri raced me yesterday and gave you one more liscense.

Me: I thought I was two off! How did you get the other one?

Kri: I also drove the VW Beetle to challenge 3.

675LT: No time for questions! Everyone, welcome the Datsun 280Z to the garage!

Nissan 370Z: Whoa! I thought you were just a legend! You exist? Am I dreaming?

Datsun 280Z: I most definitely exist, at least in my opinion.

Estoque: Haha, nice joke!

Datsun 280Z: That wasn't a joke!

Me: *facepalms*

Tesla Model S, driving in from another room: I found an enemy!

Me:*walks over and looks* That's a pizza van. You're just an absolute waste of space, aren't you?

Kri: As for THAT thing over there, that looks fishy. *points*

Me: Hm. Let's see what it is.

Bob zooms in from another room

Bob: Hi! I can help!

Me: Um... Are you fast enough?

Bob: I'm the same speed as a Lykan Hypersport.

Me: That works. Let's chase this mysterious object!

Kri: How do you go that fast?

Bob: I'm weightless.

Kri: Right.

675LT: No time to waste! I'm going to get the KTMs and Kri's LaFerrari.

Later, at Azure Coast

Ferrari 330 P4: Gotta keep on going. I don't know what's following us, but I hear another engine. Sounds like a V8...But either way, Jake, you okay back there?

Jake: I'm fine.

675LT: I'm a-coming for you, sucker!

Ferrari 330 P4: Not you again! Got any friends that I can destroy?

Kri: Nope! We're not here to get destroyed, we're here to do the opposite!

Jake: The LaFerrari behind us doesn't seem to be friendly... Here come the turns!

330 P4: LaFerrari! Where were you?

LaFerrari: I've never met you before!

330 P4: It's not my sister's voice... this isn't good.

Jake: They don't stand a chance.

675LT: Can you reach 300 mph? If not, here I come!

Me: Wooo! Those turns were amazing!

330 P4: Still got the head start!

A Sesto Elemento falls out of nowhere and blocks the 330 P4

Azelfland: get blocked!

Me: Where in the flippin' heck did you fall out from?

Azelfland: I was just having fun with my Sesto Elemento until your KTM gave a distress call.

Me: Really? Nice!

Jake: I got a teleporter! I'm out!

Meanwhile, in Rome:

TweakRacer: The Bear-inator 7.5000 is ready to go!

Jake teleports right in front of the Bear-inator

TweakRacer: Ah! A likely test subject! FIRE!

Jake: Wait, what-

The Bear-inator turns Jake into an actual bear

Bear: *breaks Bear-inator*

TweakRacer: What the heck are you doing?

Bear disappears

TweakRacer: Wait, the bear made a paradox and disappeared? What?

Jake teleports in front of the broken Bear-inator

TweakRacer: No! What is happening?

Jake: I'm calling the police, that's what's happenin-

Bob breaks into the room

Bob: You're both criminals! Hands up, or die to a giant floating shark!

TweakRacer: You! I thought we were friends! I have a backup plan though...*teleports*

Jake: My teleporter is out of juice!

Bob: *puts on MLG sunglasses* Deal with it.

Jake: You can catch me, but the 330 P4 will escape still!

Bob: You took my sandwich yesterday. Now you pay by being locked in a jail cell in Italy.

The police arrive

Bob: Don't mind me. This guy's a criminal.

Bob zooms out of the room

Later, back at my garage:

Me: Bob, nice work! We've captured 330 P4, too! His cell is right h-where did he go?

TO BE CONTINUED