User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: double boat shenanigans and pro league in multiplayer

it's going to be awesome.

as the title says, i had a few shenanigans with the Ferrari FF and the Cadillac 16 Concept, the two "boats" of Asphalt. and as an extra, i got to pro league in multiplayer. quite honestly, this is the first time i ever got to pro league. normally, i'm not racing a lot in multiplayer, but this time, i got the courage to step into noob territories and pro territories, just to reach pro league with my trusty Hussarya GT.

this is episode 1 of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". and before you ask, yes, i renamed the series. so, here goes:

My Ferrari FF: thanks for the last upgrade, Alice.^_^

Alice: anytime. took us long enough. but it was worth it.^_^

Me: okay. time to take this bad girl to the mastery challenges.:)

NEKON: aren't you going to sleep?:I

Me: i'll sleep once i'm done with the mastery of the FF.:P

on mastery challenge 1 of the Ferrari FF

Holtzman: UGH! i thought i threw the trash out already!>:(

Me:  still the charmer......^_^

Holtzman: still got that smartass mouth, i see. let's see if i can't shut it up!>:(

Me: correct me if i'm wrong, but......... didn't i trounce you?:I

after mastery challenge 12 of the Ferrari FF

Me (being sarcastic): oh, man. that's just rubbish. getting beat by me again.^_^

Holtzman: get the hell out of here, before i get out of this car!>:(

Me: haha! will do. see ya!^_^

the next day

TF2014: wait a minute. you met Holtzman?:I

TheHawtDawg1: well, i'm not sure how, but somehow, Nova, Vasilev and Holtzman survived Azelfland knocking them down from back at the Twin Mill championship.:I

Cynthia: but hey. it was garbage day, so he took out the trash.^_^

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: good one.^_^

My Arrinera Hussarya GT: now, if you'll excuse us, we got some multiplayer races to win.>:I *drives away*

Hanna: has anyone noticed that Azelfland is more active in multiplayer than usual?:I

Knuckles: nope.:I

Sonic: me neither.:I

TheGoldenThunder: probably because he wants the "Superdart".:I

My McLaren 675LT: "Superdart"? are you talking about the 570S?:I

TheGoldenThunder: yep. and because my 570S is actually really cute.^_^

after a bunch of multiplayer races and upgrading "the boat"

My Cadillac 16 Concept: finally. took you long enough.:P

My Holden 60 Coupe: that's what i said when i joined the team. took him longer than i thought.:P

TheHawtDawg1: well, time to hit the roads again. i'm sure you'll do just fine.^_^

Me: you know me. i never back down from any kind of challenge.:)

on mastery challenge 1 of "the boat"

Natalia Nova: SON OF A BITCH! it's the Nobody! you've got to be kidding!>:(

Me: Natalia! hey! been good?^_^

Natalia Nova: oh, shove it! you wanna race? fine. we'll race! get ready to get crushed!>:(

Me: whatever you say.>:)

after mastery challenge 11 of "the boat"

Me (being sarcastic): man, that must feel horrible. getting beaten by this "Nobody" again.^_^

Natalia Nova: oh, shut up! the fact that you're happy to win a stupid race is pathetic. go crawl back into your hole.>:(

Me: with pleasure. i'm outta here.:)

back at Azelfland's garage

Wendy: so, how'd it go?:)

Me: hard, but we made it.:)

Shelby: and let me guess. the thot herself raced you.:P

NEKON: how did you know?:I

Geceo: 'cause she can read minds, remember?:P

Anhtony Jose: fair enough.:I

Loraine: has anyone seen Silver Azelfland?:I

Diana: why's that?:I

Loraine: 'cause i found this.:I

Me: let me read it. *reads the paper* "to Azelfland: we need to talk. the two of us alone. meet me at the underground parking lot. oh, and make sure you transform into your batfox form, like i did earlier. -Silver Azelfland." hm. sounds like a challenge to me.:)

Geceo: you're not thinking of going alone, are you?O_O

TF2014: guess he has no choice.:I

at the underground parking lot

Silver Azelfland: you're finally here.:)

Me: so. what do you want?:I

Silver Azelfland: i never got to fight you back when we first met. i'll take you on, right here, right now.>:I

Me: there's no reason to fight, you know.:I

Silver Azelfland: you don't have one? WELL I DO!>:)

the announcer from Tekken 4: round one. fight!

Me: *uses the Fire blast*

Silver Azelfland: *dodges the Fire blast and counter-attacks with a Thunderbolt* GET ZAPPED, SUCKA!>:D

Me: don't be so sure!>:) *fires his hyper beam*

Silver Azelfland: *survives the hyper beam* don't. even. try!>:I *kicks Azelfland and uses his Fire punch*

the announcer from Tekken 4: K.O.!

Me: i'm not done yet!>:I *gets right back up*

the announcer from Tekken 4: round two. fight.

Silver Azelfland: *punches Azelfland with his Thunder punch*

Me: EAT THIS!>:( *uses his psychic powers and kicks Silver Azelfland*

Silver Azelfland: *dodges the kick* nope!>:) * uses his hyper beam*

Me: *survives the hyper beam and lunges at Silver Azelfland*

Silver Azelfland: *takes the lunge like it's nothing* you're not getting me that easily!>:) *counter-attacks with a Fire punch*

the announcer from Tekken 4: K.O!

both: *panting out of exhaustion*

Vivendi goon leader: sergeant!>:I

Silver Azelfland: huh?:I

a bunch of Vivendi goons surround Silver Azelfland

Vivendi goon leader: desertion is an offense punishable by court martial. give yourself up, soldier!>:I

Silver Azelfland:.............................>:)

Me: oi.>:I *uppercuts the Vivendi goon to his left, then kicks the Vivendi goon to his right*

Silver Azelfland: *does a short whistle of surprise, then kicks the crap out of the Vivendi members with his Tae Kwon Do skills*

Vivendi goon leader: FIRE!>:(

Vivendi goons: *shooting like stormtroopers*

Azelfland and SIlver Azelfland run and hide behind a pick-up truck, followed by rapid gunfire

Silver Azelfland: Azelfland. remember, i kicked your ass back there.................................... hey. you listening?:I

Me: hm?:I

Silver Azelfland: i'll give you the chance to even the score the next time we fight. you better show up.:)

Me:...............................................:)

a rocket blows up the pick-up truck

Vivendi goon leader: cease fire!>:I *sees that Azelfland and Silver Azelfland escaped and gets angry*

outside of the parking lot

Silver Azelfland: phew. we're lucky to have escaped.':I

Me: yeah.....................:I

Silver Azelfland: what's wrong?:I

Me: you know, we both don't like losing. and basically, i lost to you. but hey. it was fun.^_^

Silver Azelfland: agreed. now let's get out of here. but first *heals Azelfland and himself* there.^_^

Me: thanks.^_^

back at Azelfland's garage (again)

Loraine: thank god! are you guys okay? did you get hurt?!O_O

Silver Azelfland: no worries. we're fine. and i put my healing abilities to good use.:)

Loraine: oh. well, i guess that's good. i was so worried about you. but now that i know you and Azelfland are fine, we no longer need to worry.:3

Hanna: so, what happened?:I

Silver Azelfland: let's just say i kicked Azelfland's ass.^_^

Me: but hey. at least it was fun. oh, and some Vivendi goons attacked us, but we escaped from them. after that, we transformed back into our Azelf forms on the way. so, everything is fine.:)

Shadow Azelfland: hmph. i'd just kill those idiots, instead of running away. but it is what it is.:P

Me: yeah. but anyway. time to farm for that Rimac Concept One.:)

TheGoldenThunder: you're seriously going to get another car i hate, don't you?-_-

Me: yep.:P

Hanna: though, i think we'll have the Fall Out Boy update coming soon.:I

Loraine: now, if you'll excuse us, my sister and i are going back to our boxing training.:P

Flora: i'll go too.^_^

Chica: me too.:)

Wendy: so do i.:)

Alice: count me in.:)

Diana: i'm also in.:)

Shelby: so am i.^_^

Wanda: i'm coming too.^_^

Persephone: me too.^_^

Cynthia: don't start the training without me.^_^

Emily: same here.^_^

Shadow Azelfland: okay. we won't interfere. you girls go do your thing.:)

Me: so, um............................. wanna play Mortal Kombat X?^_^

Everyone: HECK YEAH!:D

and that's the end of episode 1 of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". with all those accomplished, i plan on getting the Rimac Concept One, once i get enough credits..................... unless, of course, the Fall Out Boy update gets released on Windows before we know it.

until next time.

-Azelfland.