User blog:Audi R8 tyke/ANOTHER Asphalt Stories Q&A

~365.2422 days ago, I created this wiki account and start being active. Today, I celebrate this moment by... ANOTHER Q&A!

(Again, the R8 LMS is the host.)

Q1. What cars will re-appear in Asphalt Stories?
My R8 LMS Ultra: Currently thinking 'bout the McLaren 720S, the Centanario and the LP640-4.

Q2. What happened to the Centanario and the Murcielargo?
Me: Here goes:

In Transylvania...

Real life me: Ah, you finally came.

Me: What do you want?

Real life me: So, I can give your LP770-4 and the LP640-4 a chance to re-incarnate to avoid 'certain danger'. Interested?

Me: ...I guess.

My Centanario: Wait, you do believe in stuff like re-incarnation? :|

My Murcielargo: You gonna KILL US?! O_O

My R8 LMS Ultra: Exactly. (Pushes the Centanario and takes out a bazooka)

My Centanario: WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I MEAN, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE BUT I'M TOO YOUNG TO- (Gets destroyed by my R8 LMS Ultra using the bazooka)

My Murcielargo: YOU MADMAN! O_O

My R8 LMS Ultra: Today... IT'S DA DAY YOU DIE! (Destroys the Murcielargo)

My MP4-31: (Pushes the burning remains down the cliff)

Suddenly...

My real life self's Murcielargo model car: Well, shoot. Now I believe in this re-incarnation sh*t. O_O

My Real life self's Murcielargo model car: Crap. We're MODEL CARS NOW? O_O

Real life me: Yup. :P

My R8 LMS: Well, what's the danger?

TF2014: (Breaks the 4th wall) To avoid Vivendi enslavement. :P

Q3. Koenigseggs, what's your favourite Swedish stuff?
My Regera: MINECRAFT & MEATBALLS! :D

My Agera R: ...BORK. :P

My Regera: ... SERIOUSLY?! >:(

Q4. I DEMAND THE MCLAREN 720S TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION!
The McLaren 720S Hologram: (appears) Eh, f*ck you, bitch. Where's your manners? >:(

My R8 SE hologram: Eh, you have alternate form?

My 720S Hologram: Sure I do! (Transforms int a McLaren 720S Lego model)

Q5. R8 LMS Ultra, answer this question: Do you treat other R8 LMSes well?
My R8 LMS Ultra: Dear Blithering Idiot: WHAT?! I CAN'T STAND THEM! I fI see another R8 LMS Ultra, I'll wreck them so that I can absorb their powers because THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE R8 LMS ULTRA!!!!! (Damn, R8 tyke, I like that movie)

Q6. Why are you procastinating the episodes?
My R8 LMS Ultra: He's busy. :P

Q7. R8 LMS Ultra you R8 tyke's retarded lapdog, why do you travel to MY universe and wreak havoc?!
My R8 LMS Ultra: Wait, you know TOO much about my universe-travelling skill! KILL HIM! O_O

(The guy who asked the question was killed)

(To be continued)