User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: the super hot tour of Azure coast

back in my grandfather's day, McLaren used to take second place with those Ford engines and not those crappy Honda engines. actually, it's more of a fact than a joke, but still.

so, today i had 4 periods in school and left earlier, came back home and took on the Azure Coast tour on a different approach. instead of taking down all the secondary and third goals, i'd get straight to the next qualifier. also, i completed lab 1 of the Peugeot RCZ R R&D, which wasn't that hard, since i nearly PROed that car.

this is episode 16 of season 3 of "car dialogues". here goes:

Me: *narrating the story* after Flora and ThunderWolf had a good time on their first date last Saturday, we set off for Patagonia. turns out it was too easy. after the Grand Finale, we got an invitation from the Asphalt labs for the Research and Development of the Peugeot RCZ R. Shadow Azelfland wanted to show that he's as good as i am when it comes to cars, so i sent him with Diana and Shelby. after school, we went to the Azure Coast and i imagine it will be easy enough.

Alice: hey, Azelfland. do you want me to upgrade the suspension? we got enough parts for it.:)

Me: not now. now, we need to focus on our objective: taking down Roaring Thunder. so, i think we need a different approach. we'll take on the main qualifiers straight up.:I

McLaren MP4-31: ready for anything, buddy! LET'S GO!:D

after the third qualifier

TheHawtDawg1: another new box from McLaren. this time, it's a Championship Master Box. *places the box to the ground* that's heavier than the last one.':P

Me: okay, let's see. *opens the Championship Master Box* we got some more S class parts, an advanced tech, two mid-techs and 4 custom engines. okay, Alice. upgrade those tires.;)

Alice: right away! *pro tunes the tires to level 5* all done. now the tires are soft.:)

McLaren MP4-31: nice! now, let's get back on the track!:D

after the easy Grand Finale

Me: okay. that was intense, but we made it. okay, now it's time for that suspension to get better.:)

Alice: you got it. *pro tunes the suspension to level 9* all done.:)

Hanna: hey, Azelfland. guess what. remember that funfair we went on our first date?:3

Me: i sure do.:)

Hanna: well, it came back, and this time, they have an ice skating rink. what do you say?:3

Me: heck yeah! that would be great.:D

ThunderWolf: count me in, because Flora and i are headed there, too.:)

Me: nice! our first double date!:D

later that night (7:00PM)

Me* sees Hanna in her Yellow dress, her Red scarf and her Black high-heeled mini boots* oh, you're so cute.:3

Hanna: awwwww, thank you.:3

Flora: hey, guys. what do you think?:3

Hanna: you look good, Flora. your Purple scarf and Purple high-heeled mini boots look good on you.:)

Flora: *giggles* thanks.:3

ThunderWolf: you guys go. Flora and i will come later.:)

on the way to the funfair

Hanna: this reminds me of our first date. only i drive your C63 instead.:)

Me: i still remember that day. it was so romantic.:3

Hanna: *giggles* yeah. it really was. and now we get to relive it.:3

as they arrive to the funfair

Hanna: *sees two Vagos gang members* DAMN IT! it's the same guys. i thought we got rid of them.:(

Me: again. i'll do the talking, so pull up next to them. *speaks in spanish* hey. excuso me, jose. yo soy el Azelflando, and i want that grass. comprende?;) (translation: hey. excuse me, man. my name is Azelfland, and i want that grass. understood?) *Hanna and Azelfland laugh*

Vagos gang member: hey, F@#k you, cabron.>:(

Hanna: what?:/

Me: now that wasn't nice. *tries again* coughio up el weedo, before i blow your brains out all over the patio.>:( (translation: cough up the weed, before i blow your brains out all over the floor.)

Vagos gang member: chinga a tu mandre, pendejo.>:) (translation: f@#k your mother, a@#hole.) *the Vagos gang members leave*

Hanna: man, let me get the heater on this.>:(

Me: you know what, screw this.>:( *takes Hanna's baseball bat and gets out of the C63*

Hanna: get him, Azelfland.>:)

Me: *sneaking up behind the Vagos gang members* yeah. yeah, you're gonna get it now. *hits one of them with the baseball bat* yeah! you messed with Azelfland! *kicks the knocked-out Vagos gang member* remember that name.>:) *zaps both Vagos gang members to death*

Hanna: well, problem solved. for real this time.:)

Flora: hey, guys. we came.:3

My Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: have a good time, guys. the P1 and i will have a talk in the corner here.:)

Me: *waiting on the entrance* after you, ladies.:3

Hanna: awww, you're so kind.:3

Flora: you really are a gentleman.:3

half an hour later

Flora: that was so much fun.:3

Me: what do you think we should do next?:)

ThunderWolf: i say we go ice skating.:)

Hanna: heck yeah! i brought my skates.:3

Flora: me too. oh and as you can see, my skates are Orange, just like my dress.:3

on the ice skating rink

ThunderWolf: whoa!O_O *tries to balance his weight*

Flora: let me help you. take my hand and follow my lead.:3 *holds hands with ThunderWolf*

Hanna: *glides gracefully on the ice, while holding hands with Azelfland* isn't this exciting?:3

Me: it sure is.:)

another half an hour later

Hanna: that was so much fun. and the plushy of myself is just so adorable. this is the greatest day of my life.:'3

Me: it really was fun. we should do this again if we get the chance.:3

Hanna: i agree. *sighs* i love you.:'3

Me: i love you too.:3 *they both start making out*

the narrator from Spongebob: a few moments later.

Me and Hanna: *they both stop making out*

Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: hey, guys. you ready to go back?:)

Me: yep. everyone's waiting.:)

and that's the end of episode 16 of season 3 of "car dialogues. we're halfway to getting my revenge on that championship.

until next time.

-Azelfland.