User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: A deal with the Devel

first of all, the title says it all. and second, it's not a typo. it's a pun of the phrase "a deal with the Devil".

basically, this Saturday was really hard, because i had to farm all day to get the Devel Sixteen Prototype. while i'm happy that i got this and Enzo Ferrari himself -the car, not the founder-, i was salty, as well, because farming for the Vanda Electrics Dendrobium became harder for me. also, there will be a reference to Need For Speed Payback's derelicts and abandoned cars AND a reference to the stats of the real life Devel Sixteen Prototype.

this is episode 10 of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Me: okay. time to check the mail. *checks the mail* WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME I GET THE ENZO FERRARI!! WOOHOO!!:D

My Suzuki Hayabusa: and i got more good news for you, buddy.:)

Me: what is it?^_^

Suzuki Hayabusa: the knockdown glitch is no more. that means you can knockdown other bikes without having to worry about it.^_^

Me: THIS DAY COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER!! WOOHOO!!:D

Hanna: what's with Azelfland yelling in excitement?:I

My Ferrari LaFerrari: he got the blueprints for my big brother Enzo.

Hanna: can't argue with that.:)

a few minutes later

Loraine: okay. so we got the blueprints, but........... they're written in Italian.:I

Diana: no worries. my sister and i can speak Italian.^_^

Alice: well, that's a relief.:)

Shadow Azelfland: but why is there a map of Venice with the blueprint?:I

Me: probably one of the friendly crews sent them. *Azelfland's phone rings and he picks it up* hello?:I

Big Sister: how's it going, Big Brother?^_^

Me: Big Sister? man, it's been a while, after that Twin Mill championship. how have you been?^_^

Big Sister: good. now, before you ask, yes, i sent you the map for the derelicts parts. thought you might need a bit of help.:)

Me: well, you read my mind. and thanks for the map.^_^

Big Sister: anytime. i'll catch you later.^_^ *hangs up*

TheHawtDawg1: so, who was it?:I

Me: Big Sister. she sent us the map for the derelict parts. they will be easy to find.^_^

Hanna: not too shabby. *Hanna's phone rings* huh? *picks it up* hello?:I

Lily: hey, Hanna. how are you?^_^

Hanna: Lily? it's good to hear from you. anything new?:)

Lily: yep. the Devel SIxteen Prototype is available for credits and is in Rio De Janeiro, near Copacabana beach. but be warned. it will take lots of farming to get it.>:I

Hanna: we're up for it. and how do you know all this?:I

Lily: Aris Cheese God told me.:)

Hanna: nice! why don't you come visit us?:)

Lily: i dunno. you'll need to ask TF2014 for that.:I

Hanna: okay. i will.:) *hangs up*

a few hours later

Wanda: hey, Lily. it's good to see you again. how have you and Naomi been?^_^

Lily: good. living inside a plane is hard, but i know it's for our safety.:)

Diana: *laughs* yeah. anyway. it's been a while since we last saw you. wanna come with us?:)

Lily: sure thing.^_^

a few seconds later, in the garage's gym

Lily: wow. now this is an awesome gym. how did you make it?:)

Wanda: well, we made it next to the storage. the door for the gym is the blue one, while the door for the storage is the red one.:)

Hanna: and it's got everything a gym has. treadmills, weights, punching bags, you name it.^_^

Lily: man, you sure are keeping yourselves fit.^_^

Wanda: we've also improved TF2014's garage that way. though, it will be hard to get used to.:P

Lily: yeah. so, what's this about?:I

Hanna: you see, i pretty much thought i could teach you the basics of boxing.:)

Lily: i dunno. listen, i'm not really into boxing. i'm more of a Kung Fu fighter myself.:I

Wanda: well, we pretty much want you to be able to defend yourself from those Vivendi idiots. but if you want to, you can take up boxing to keep yourself fit.:)

Lily: keep myself fit? interesting.:)

Diana: so, shall we get started?:)

Lily: sure. even though i'm not into it. :)

Hanna: okay, then. let's start with the basics.:)

Diana: now, before we begin, what's your favorite color?:)

Lily: well, mine are Yellow and Purple.:)

Wanda: that means you'll wear Purple boxing gloves and the top, bottom and your boxing boots are yellow. correct?:)

Lily: how did you know?:I

Diana: my sister, Shelby, can read minds.:)

Hanna: let's start with the jab. now, the jab is your left punch. now, while punching, you must put all your weight into the punch.:)

Lily: *punches the punching bag hard* like this?:I

Wanda: nice! you're getting the hang of it.^_^

after learning the basics

Diana: wow. you sure learn fast.^_^

Wanda: and if you and TF2014 ever become sparring partners -i doubt you will-, after sparring, let him punch your breast for 5 minutes just for the enjoyment. it dulls the pain and ups your adrenaline.:P

Lily: you're crazy, right? weirdest thing i've ever heard in my life.O_O

Hanna: i know. but i quite enjoy it myself when Azelfland and i do it....... well, when he transforms into his batfox form, that is. and i still remember the first time we did that.:3

a few days ago

Hanna from the past (getting breast-punched): OH, YES! PUNCH ME HARDER! PUNISH ME HARDER!:D

back to the present

Lily: geez. that is just very naughty.:P

Diana: i know we're being naughty, but it's fun.^_^

Lily: yeah. *her phone rings* hold on a sec. *picks it up* hello?:I

TF2014: hey, Lily. listen, Hanna explained everything to me. no worries.:)

Lily: oh. okay.:I

TF2014: though, you didn't listen when i told you to stay in the plane. anyway, though. that's not why i called you. i wanted to talk to you about something else.:3

Lily: what is it?:3

TF2014: do you want to hang out with me? just like old times?:3

Lily: sure. sounds good to me.:3

TF2014: cool. i'll see you at 7:00 PM.:3 *hangs up*

Diana: oh em gee. did you get a date with TF2014?:3

Lily: well, not exactly a date. he justs wants to hang out mostly as friends.:)

Diana: we're gonna help you make yourself look beautiful and cool. oh, and amaze TF2014, as well.:)

Lily: sure. i guess i'll let Naomi know about this gym in your garage and TF2014's garage, while we're at it.:)

later that night, in Rio (7:00 PM)

TF2014: *sees Lily in her Blue dress and Purple boots* wow. you're very beautiful and cool-looking.:3

Lily: why, thank you.:3

TF2014: what do you say we go for a walk?:3

Lily: sure. it's been a while since the last time.:3

TF2014: after you.:3

Lily: *giggles* you're such a gentleman.:3 *they both hold hands*

a few minutes later

TF2014: so, how was your day?:)

Lily: good. it's good to be hanging out, after things settled down a bit.:3

TF2014: yeah.:)

Lily: listen. i'm sorry for getting out of the plane without telling you.:(

TF2014: it's okay. Hanna explained everything. you wanted to visit them. that's all.:)

Lily: and while we're at it, the girls taught me the basics of boxing. and i Wanda said this: if we become sparring partners -i doubt we will-, she-

TF2014: let me guess. she said to let me breast-punch you, didn't she?:I

Lily: how did you know?:I

TF2014: 'cause she told me what happened with her and Tweaks. still, it's really weird, but they do it, because they love each other. and i feel like i'm actually nicer to you.:3

Lily: why?:I

TF2014: because Azelfland is the prime example of a gentleman. he's kind to Hanna. and they share their feelings together. i guess we should live up to their example.:3

Lily: it's gonna take a long way till we get back together, you know.:P

TF2014: yeah.:I

meanwhile, back at Azelfland's garage

My Ferrari Enzo Ferrari: feels good to be part of your team.^_^

Me: well, Enzo Ferrari. you're good to go... for now.:)

Ferrari Enzo Ferrari: please. just call me Enzo.^_^

Ferrari LaFerrari: hey, bro. looking good with that Molten Core decal.^_^

Ferrari Enzo Ferrari: thanks. you look good with that Chinese Yew Year decal, bro.^_^

Ferrari LaFerrari: thanks.:)

at Copacabana beach (11:20 PM)

TF2014: huh? what's a Devel SIxteen Prototype doing here? and it's in a cage as well.:I

Lily: i dunno.:I

TF2014: *sees Cynthia* Cynthia?! how did you get here?!O_O

Cynthia: i ran all the way here.>:I

Lily: i didn't know you can run super fast. and maintaining that speed while on the water.O_O

Cynthia: anyway. i gotta get her to Azelfland. i'll see you later.>:I *throws 4.950.000 credtis to the cage, breaks it and gets in the Devel Sixteen Prototype*

TF2014: that escalated quickly.:I

Lily: yep. but that doesn't matter. i had such a great time with you.:3 *kisses TF2014 on the cheek*

TF2014: we should hang out again sometime. but for now, let's get to Area 51.:3

on the way to French Guiana

My Devel Sixteen Prototype: uh-oh. Vivendi members incoming!O_O

Cynthia: oh, god. not again!O_O

Devel Sixteen Prototype: no worries. we'll lose them with my 560 kilometers per hour. good thing i have a nitro bottle installed AND i have 5.000 horsepower under that hood.>:) *uses the nitro and boosts to 560 kilometeres per hour*

Cynthia: HOLY S@#T!! THAT'S REALLY FAST!! good thing i can whistand the high amounts of G-forces!O_O

later, in French Guiana

Me: so, i see you got the Devel Sixteen Prototype. nice.:)

Devel Sixteen Prototype: phew. glad you guys came. i owe you one.:)

Vanda Electrics Dendrobium: so, you must be Azelfand.:)

Me: the one and only.:)

Vanda Electrics Dendrobium: i'm the Vanda Electrics Dendrobium, but you can call me Dendrobium.:)

Me: the Vanda Electrics Dendrobium? never heard of you.:I

Vanda Electrics Dendrobium: well, the whole world hasn't heard of me. i'm only well-known in Singapore. and Gameloft got me here to make popular and- *sighs* you know what, let's get this over with.-_-

at the Gradnd Finale

the announcer: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 18th annual Asphalt championship. this is the second championship to reward another electric car and this time, it's none other than the Vanda Electrics Dendrobium!:D

Me: ready to light up the competition?>:)

Vanda Electrics Dendrobium: with Hanna's skills, my brains and your brawn, we're an unstoppable combination. let's do this!>:)

after the Grand Finale

Vanda Electrics Dendrobium: wow. what looked like a bad start turned out to be an absolute comeback. not bad.^_^

Me: thanks.:)

Hanna: we still have a long way to go. but for now, after we get more credits, we should go to sleep.:I

Me: i agree. man, i'm tired after all that.:I

and that's the end of episode 10 of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". hopefully i'll make it through the championship without much difficulty.

until next time.

-Azelfland.