User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: McLaren MP4-31 championship introduction

the MP4-31 champioship has been revived and i can't wait to get my revenge! now, you might be familiar with this backstory that the game gives you once you start the championship:

"you used to be a proud member of the invincible Roaring Thunder racing team. then you discovered the secret of their sucess: cheating. to protect your reputation, you and a handful of members left Roaring Thunder to start your own team. but you've got a long way to go before you can give those cheaters a good honest thrashing on the leaderboard."

so, i thought: "what if this backstory had a car dialogues version of it?" and that's pretty much the reason i created this. to show what a fan fictionist like me can do.

so, here is episode 14 of season 3 of "car dialogues". here goes:

Me: *narrating the story* after we saved ThunderWolf and TheGoldenThunder from their doom, ThunderWolf became part of team Harmony and now Flora the Cat and ThunderWolf are now a couple. anyway, while i was farming with my C63, we got an invitation to the McLaren MP4-31 championship and i thought it was time to get my revenge. but there's something fishy going on. by secretly joining the Roaring Thunder racing team, one of the members of the other teams told us that their engine somehow broke down. i was suspicious from the start, but i knew it was Roaring Thunder all along.

TheHawtDawg1: so, what will you do? he has guards everywhere.:I

Me: it's simple. we'll use stealth.:)

Hanna: how? the guards are alert of everything.:I

TheGoldenThunder: i can help.:)

ThunderWolf: me too. because we posess powers of lightning and sound, we can mute the noise our feet will make,as we sneak in. i'll use them on you, so you can sneak past the guards easily.:) *uses his sound powers on Azelfland*

Azelfland sneaks in to the Roaring Thunder boss' office

Me: *talking through his ear piece* i'm in.>:I

Anthony Jose: okay, Azelfland. search the entire office. we need evidence that might prove that Roaring Thunder are cheaters.>:I

Me: got it. *searches the entire office and sees a document* huh. that's strange, *reads the document* "step 1: take down the championship. step 2: take over the world. step 3: allow cheating in the world. step 4: get paid by TweakRacer." *gasps in shock and turns on his ear piece* GUYS! I THINK I FOUND A DOCUMENT!O_O

NEKON: what does it say?:I

Me: TURNS OUT THE BOSS OF ROARING THUNDER IS WORKING WITH TWEAKRACER! that BASTARD! i knew it all along!>:(

the boss of Raring thunder: *comes in his office* i'm afraid you know too much, boy.>:I

Me: YOU!!! I KNEW you were up to no good! but.......... why?:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: don't you see it? TweakRacer will pay me loads of cash if i beat you again! remember back in Rio De Janeiro's fifth qualifier?>:)

Me: as if. don't you realize it? if you allow any kind of cheating, the world will end up in total chaos! at least there are some measures for that! and if i show those papers, you're done for good!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: and how are you gonna do that? you're surrounded. if i signal my guards, you're toast.>:)

Me: *pauses the action and breaks the fourth wall* ha! toast, he says. what he doesn't know is that i'll dodge all the bullets, catch the last bullets of their guns and by using my psychic powers, i'll form hands to throw them back at the Machine guns.;) *unpauses the action*

the boss of Roaring Thunder: ready!>:I

Me: *waits for the right time*

the boss of Roaring Thunder: aim!>:I

Me: *keeps waiting for the right moment*

the boss of Roaring Thunder: FIRE!>:(

Me: *dodges the bullets Matrix style, then catches the last two bullets, forms hands to chact the rest of the bullets and throws them back at the guns, breaking them*

all the guards: *cowering in fear*

the boss of Roaring Thunder: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU.............?!O_O

Me: *walks out of the room and runs with the document*

a few seconds later

Me: phew!!! gotta...... catch............ my breath.............X_X

Hanna: i'm sorry for not believing you.:(

Me: it's okay. now, it's time to take measures.;)

in the French Guiana

McLaren MP4-31: it's good to see you guys.:)

Me: good to see you, too.

Shadow Azelfland: hmph. i thought you guys hated each other.-_-

McLaren MP4-31: not anymore. this time, we'll take our revenge.>:)

Flora: hopefully nothing will stop us.:I

Chica: yeah. i agree.:I

after the easy Grand Finale

McLaren MP4-31: oh, yeah! SUCK IT, ROARING THUNDER!!>:D

Me: feels good to be back in a car.:)

Feuerrm: so, what do we do until Barcelona is available to us?:I

Alice: it's simple. we'll pro tune the MP4-31.:)

ThunderWolf and TheGoldenThunder: and who are you?:I

Alice: oh, sorry where are my manners? i'm Alice the Hedgehog. and this is Wendy the Hedgehog.:)

Wendy: howdy, partners. i sure know you're going to love our part in tem Harmony.:3

ThunderWolf: and what do you do exactly?:I

Alice: well, i'm basically the upgrader of team Harmony. my sister is the speed demon.:)

TheGoldenThunder: neat! can you show us?:D

Alice: sure. and i'll do it by pro tuning the MP4-31's drivetrain. *pro tunes the drivetrain to level 9* all done.;)

McLaren MP4-31: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! she's good.:D

ThunderWolf and TheGoldenThunder: whooooooooa!:O

ThunderWolf: she's definitely good, but i never thought she was THAT good.O_O

Me: *opens all the 3-random boxes and gasps* WHAT ON EARTH?! WE GOT THE REST OF THE KTM'S BLUEPRINTS!!!!O_O

Alice: now if you'll excuse me, i got a KTM to assemble.:)

and that's the end of episode 14 of season 3 of "car dialogues". as i said before, i can't wait to get my revenge and finally get that MP4-31!

until next time.

-Azelfland.