User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S3 FINAL: Recruitment of 4 Cars and a Bike

So, here it is, the finale of S3 after a month-long hiatus. AND I've just obtained the BMW bike and 4 new cars. Enjoy. :)

At San Diego…

My Sbarro Alcador: Aha! Gotcha! (Unties the Kepler Motion)

My Kepler Motion: Thanks, bud. I owe you. I shall help you as a motion of thanks. :)

Back at the championship, in Rio…

Me: I guess I’ve need to do you more, Beast Alpha. Wait while my farming cars do the work.

My Beast Alpha: Ok. :)

5 hours later…

Me: (Hitting a table lamp while ringing a bell) 675LT YOU DEBIL! WHERE! IS! MY! CREDITS!!!!!! D:<

My Focus RS: Here. Take this. (Hands me 402,500 credits)

Me: Thanks. WAIT. WHY IT’S YOU DELIVERING THE CREDITS?

My Focus RS: Sorry for hiding this from you, but we’re participating the Bailey Blade EDD, and the farming cars are working for us. BTW, we’ll get the Eclipse soon.

Me: Oh OK. :| (Upgrades top speed to Lv 5)

After getting the Beast Alpha…

Me: I got a call from TF2014. AND he says to meet him at Mt. Diablo. (notices a Vivendi goon nearby) I guess I’ll go with the Beast Alpha. (Boards the Beast Alpha and leaves)

Vivendi goon: Boss, that R8 f*ck is driving the Beast Alpha. Track the Beast Alpha with the number plate “TS 5628”

Vincent: Good. Track him to see where my wife is.

3 minutes later, in a local garage…

Me: (Strips the Beast Alpha’s number plate, and boards my Eclipse) Luckily I have an Eclipse to keep me away from trackers.

My Eclipse: So you’re my owner? Thank your cars for helping me to escape mind control. The Bailey will be unlocked soon. :)

Me: Good thing to hear. (Shifts into 2nd gear after the lights turned green)

Meanwhile…

Vivendi goon: Sir, we hacked the cams, and we saw R8 tyke’s in an orange Mitsubishi Eclipse.

Vincent: Track him with cameras and call the cops when it’s the right time.

(Sometime later, my Eclipse entered a tunnel)

Vivendi goon: Sir, we lost it.

Vincent: Call the cops to track him.

Meanwhile…

Me: Well, sorry for all the shenanigans, Zoe.

Zoe: That’s OK. Now, you need to get changed, and I’ll drive the RS5 for you.

My Eclipse: You look good in black. Black caps, black tracksuit, black suits you very well. :P

Meanwhile…

Vivendi goon: Sir, the Eclipse is safe to hunt down.

Vincent: GOOD. NOW HUNT R8 F*CK AND TAKE HER TO MY WIFE!

At Santos Dumont Airport, Rio de Janerio…

My Eclipse: WOW. I managed to lose those cop cars in a forest. :P

My RS5: Congrats, dude. Let’s find the VC-10 we’re supposed to board.

TF2014’s VC-10: Are you guys looking for me? :P

My RS5: WHAT. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CARRY US! YOU’RE NOT A FREIGHTER! O_O

TF2014’s VC10: I’m retro-fitted, dude. ._.

Me: Oh. Now, can you take us where TF2014 was?

TF2014’s VC10: Sure. :)

16 hours later, in TF2014’s hideout, Mt. Diablo…

Me: Wow, I regret lowering the RS5 now my ass aches. X_X

TF2014: You didn’t let Vincent know that you’re here, right? :|

Me: You bet. :P Now, where’s that hooker?

Meanwhile, in another random mountain…

My RX8: HERE IS…TF2014’s house? ?_?

Azefland’s M1: YOU IDIOT! SEARCH FOR SECRET ENTRANCES! >:(

TF2014’s Venom GT: Well… we’re surrounded by snow, and TF2014 is NOWHERE in sight.

All the remaining cars in the PCG: AWWWWWWW, man. :(

My RX8: ANYWAYS, let’s talk about our perverted stuff while we go back to our base. :P

My S2000: Tell us how many porn you’ve watched.

My RX8: Many, and believe it or not, I secretly f*cked with R8 tyke’s cars. BUT at least I had my condom on. :P

All the PCG: OOOH. Touchy subject.

My Integra Type R: Then we shall call you “Rasputin”. :P

My RX8: OMG YOU KNOW MY SECRET NICKNAME! I WAS CALLED “RASPUTIN”WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL! :D

TF2014’s Venom GT: That perverted Russian guy who got his own song? NOICE. :D

Meanwhile, at my garage in the Alps…

Jake: AAAAAND it’s done! The BMW S 1000 R BIKE! :D

My Ducati Supersport: Hey there, my German cousin. :)

My BMW S 1000 R: Nice to reunite with you, sis. :)

My GT-R (R35): Guess who we saved?

My Evantra: IT’S THE BAILEY!

My Bailey Blade: Nice to meet ya, folks. ^_^

My Beast Alpha: (In a poorly made Vauxhall Astra disguise) Hey, did I miss anything? :|

Amy: Not much. The BMW bike is here. The Evantra saved the Bailey. ^_^

Jake: Rezvani, just to give you the final touches and you’re ready for MP. :)

My Beast Alpha: I owe you guys one. :)

Back to TF2014’s secret hideout…

Me: Hello Anais. >:)

Anais: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >:(

Me: Nothing, JUST… I’m gonna “POLITELY” ask you where my CSR collection is. Or else, (takes out a sword with a blue hand guard and aligns the blade next to Anais’ neck) YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED LIKE A PIG IN HERE. >:)

Anais: WHO PERMITTED YOU TO DO SH*T LIKE THAT! >:(

Me: (Hits Anais’ head with a hammer nearby)

Meanwhile…

Sarah: TF2014, is it OK for your friend to interrogate Anais like that?

TF2014: Perfectly fine. That bitch will utter the truth if she treasures her life. >:)

Back in Vivendi’s Rio Operation Base…

Vincent: FOOLS! NINCOMPOOPS! YOU LOST THE REZVANI, THE ECLIPSE AND R8 TYKE AND THEY ARE GONE ONCE AND FOREVER! YOU’RE ALL FIRED! D:<

3 hours later, in TF2014’s secret hideout…

TF2014: How’s the interrogation? :)

Me: Well I know they did sh*t to my CSR collection. They killed half of it, stripped my Huayra BC and lost my Chiron and my Regera.

Sarah: Oh. Then wish you luck for finding the Chiron! :)

Back in the Alps base…

Me: Wait. I don’t remember the BMW bike here.

Amy: Zoe and I took turns to participate in its MP cup and we won the rest of the BPs. :)

Me: Oh. :)

Zoe: And what are these body kits for?

Me: Oh. Those are for my RS5. You know the Japanese whom I offered him a ride? That Kato-san? Turns out that he’s REALLY the boss of Libery Walk and offered this body kit to me for free, as another return for gratitude. :)

My RS5: OH GEEZ THAT EPIC BODY KIT! :D

AND here it is. See ya in Season 4!