User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories-Easter Special Part 1

So this is the continuation of Azefland's Double Mercedes Recruitment. ENJOY! =D

After Azefland’s  Double Mercedes Recruitment…

Me: GOD DAMMIT! THE BOSS OF VIVENDI TRICKED ME! I SHALL KICK HIS ASS SOOOO BAD THAT HE’LL NEVER GET UP! >=(

My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: WE SHALL BURN HIS BASE DOWN! >=D

My Veyron 16.4: ROB HIS HOUSE AND LEVEL IT TO THE GROUND! >=(

My Mazda RX8: (Says an NSFW suggestion on revenging Vivendi)

Me: Stop being a pervert, RX8. You’re a car, how can cars do that?

My AMG GT3:  Wait guys, I’ve need to tell you something.

Me: What is it?

My AMG GT3: Well a long time ago, I have a brother named the SLS AMG GT Coupe Final Edition. Then one day, our hometown, Stuttgart, gets robbed and burned to the ground. My brother went missing since then. I remembered that the sinners who destroyed our hometown had a Vivendi badge on their uniform, so please let me go and kill the boss of the sinners!

The Purple SLK: I HaVe a CousIn nAMed tHe GlC CoUpe ANd hE Got MIsSInG ToO!

My SL 65: My wife, my sons and daughters…they’re all killed by Vivendi.

Me: Oh, I’ll let you take the revenge. Besides, here is our new kid in the block-THE 911 GT3 RS! (Pulls a lever down and the assembly machine let out a lot of smoke. The GT3 RS emerged from the smokes)

My 911 GT3 RS: Where am I? Where are my Porsche brothers? I must see them!

My 718 Boxster S: Brother you’re alive!

My 959: I’m so glad to see you came back, buddy!

My 911 GT3 RS: Well who is the one who assembled me? I must repay him with my loyalty!

Me: Hello there, GT3 RS, I’m the Audi R8 tyke, but you can also call me Pro G. Welcome to my humble garage! =)

My Audi S4: Guys there’s some suspicious car outside our garage!

Me: WHAT IS THE CAR?

A mysterious coupe: (enters my garage) WOW, THAT’S SUCH A BIG PLACE!

My S4: CATCH THIS CAR! (Pointing to the coupe)

My Audi RS5: OH, I HAVEN’T INTRODUCED MYSELF? Ahem, my name is the Audi RS5 Coupe, and MY OLD BUDDY OL’ PAL! THE RS4! I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU A LONG TIME AGO!

My RS4: Glad you’ve visiting me from Los Derivas, pal.

Me: WAIT, you two are cousins?

My RS5: Yes, we share the same technical platform- THE VW GROUP B8 PLATFORM. So we’re technically brothers. AAAND I got the note from a very weird bald guy.

Me: WHAT’S THIS? (reads the note) Dear Audi R8 tyke, I’m the Boss of Gameloft. Lately, I’ve heard that you are mocking me in one of your Asphalt Stories, but I acknowledged that it is Vivendi’s plan to destroy the harmony of Asphalt 8. I totally forgive you about that. Besides, can you send a few cars to our base? I have something to do but I have not enough manpower to do this. Regards, Boss of Gameloft.

My Audi TTS: ABSOLUTELY YES!

Me: Hang on; I’ll decide which of you should be sent to GL’s HQ. Well… Arrinera! The Purple SLK and the R8 LMS! You’ll go to the GL HQ!

My Hussarya GT: MY NAME IS THE HUSSARYA GT! NOT THE ARRINERA! But I’ll still go with them.

My McLaren P1: I’m SO disappointed with you, Pro G. You didn’t send me to there. >=(

Me: WHO KNEW MCLAREN P1 BOY WILL GET YOU, P1! YOU BETRAYED HIM AND JOINED OUR SIDE! P1 BOY WILL STRIP YOU APART! Anyways, you three should go.

My R8 LMS Ultra: Right away.

AT GL’S HQ, BARCELONA

The Boss of Gameloft: Hey there, you guys must be R8 tyke’s cars. :)

My Arrinera Hussarya GT: Yes, and we’ll do anything in a high efficiency!

The Boss of Gameloft: Good, and I want you to paint and put these Easter Eggs in the Tokyo Track.

My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: C'mon, EASTER EGGS? We're not kids, you know.

The Boss of GL: Yeah, but I need someone to put these around the Tokyo track to make Asphalt more...EASTER-Y. >=]

My Purple SLK: oH My goD itS EAStEr aNd We NEEd Mor eGgs!

My AHGT: You need to paint the eggs... and OH MY F**KING GOD WHERE IS THE POSTER COLOURS? THERE IS SOMEBODY TRYING TO RUIN EASTER!

The Boss of Gameloft: Weird, I got EXACTLY ENOUGH poster colours to paint all these eggs…

The Security: BOSS WE HAVE AN ISSUE!

The Boss of Gameloft: What is it?

The Security: SOMEONE BROKE IN AND STOLE ALL THE POSTER COLOURS!

My R8 LMS Ultra: That must be Vivendi… -_-

The Boss of Gameloft: WE MUST SEARCH EVERY BITS OF ASPHALT 8 TO FIND THE COLOURS! R8, SEARCH TOKYO TO FIND THE POSTER COLOURS; SLK, SEARCH PATAGONIA; AND ARRINERA, SEARCH FOR THE GREAT WALL!

My Hussarya GT: MY NAME IS THE HUSSARYA GT! NOT THE ARRINERA! But I’ll go anyways.

8 hours later, in Tokyo

My R8 LMS Ultra: There’s no poster colour! How can we paint the eggs now!

A mysterious voice from distance: I’m here, R8!

My R8 LMS Ultra: WHO ARE YOU? WHY DO YOU KNOIW MY NAME?

The mysterious car voice from distant, again: I’m the SLS Final Edition. Come over here.

My R8 LMS Ultra: WHERE ARE YOU, SLS?

The SLS FE in distant: In a cage at the cargo bay.

My R8 LMS Ultra: I’m gonna save you!

The SLS FE in distant: No, stay away from me. The Boss of Vivendi has captured me as his daily ride. If he finds out you saved me, he’ll strip you apart. Oh, you’re searching those poster colours? They’re in my trunk, but he locked it so that no one gets it. (hears footstep noises)Quick! Run and hide, R8, the Vivendi goons are going to get me. If they found you, you’ll be doomed!

My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: I’m sorry, SLS, my buddy. (drives away and hid himself)

Boss of Gameloft: (through the phone) R8! You find th-

My R8 LMS Ultra: It’s in an SLS Final Edition.

The Boss of Gameloft: Abandon Mission! Something happened to R8 tyke’s garage!

Later that day, in my garage,

My Hussarya GT: WHERE’S EVERYONE?

My Purple SLK: GuYS I FoUNd SoMEONe HeRe!

My R8 LMS Ultra: The 911 GT3 RS? ALL the Mercedes? Why are you guys being tied up?

My SLS E-Drive: There’s someone came into our garage at noon, then an army came in to kidnapp us. We struggled, but finally failed to stop them.

My Biome: The RS5 got heavily damaged to save us and now he’s in the back yard. BTW, can you untie us please?

Me: (rushes to the garage) WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE? WHERE’S EVERYONE? WHERE IS THE RS5?

My 911 GT3 RS: Some mysterious guy broke in and kidnapped most of your cars. We struggled to survive, but they outnumbered us and most of us get kidnapped.

My MP4-31: OH F**K WHAT HAPPENED?

My Hussarya GT: WE MUST TO FIND AND KILL THE CULPRIT OF THIS MESS!

Me: The RS5 is in… the backyard and severely damaged by the attackers.

My RS5: THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE! REPAIR ME PLEASE! A GLC COUPE ATTACKED ME! (coughs and then passes out)

Me: (shaking in rage) ANYONE WHO BROKE INTO MY GARAGE AND ROBBD MY CAR…HAS THE GUTS TO TRIGGER ME!

My Aventador SV: Geez, that’s a mess here. I managed to call the Asphalt Police and I think it’s Tyler Shax who made this mess.

Me: (Bursts in rage) DAMN YOU! TYLER SHAX!!!!!! I’LL HUNT YOU AND BEAT EVERY. SINGLE. LIVING. CRAP OUT OF YOU, SCUMBAG!!! D=<

To be continued…

(wow, I managed to get triggered at the very last of Part 1...)