User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Jaguar XJ220S and 2010 Bentley Continental Supersports recruitment and the Zenvo ST1 build

longest title i've ever written. sheesh. that's a new record.

during the ST1 EDD, i got the two Elite cars, the XJ220S and the Continental Supersports. i also got all the blueprints for the Zenvo ST1 and assembled it. man, this EDD was less of a token-and-sanity sucker than the FZ-10 EDD. still, a hard EDD is still a hard EDD, but my past experience and strategy made it worth my while.

this is episode 5 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". also, thanks to Non-VIP Forever! for some interesting information he shared with me. which is why i dedicate this to him. and i'll give him a cameo of his own. so, here goes:

Vincent: are you ready to give up?>:)

Loraine:NEVER!>:(

Mike458: have it your way.>:P

My McLaren 675LT: what you don't realize is............. THIS!>:) *throws 975.000 credits to the 2010 Bentley Continental Supersports and breaks the helmet*

Vincent: WHAT?!O_O

My 2010 Bentley Continental Supersports: ugh. what................. happened?X_X *falls unconscious*

Me: so, how long is she gonna stay unconscious?:I

Flora: according to the intel, she'll stay unconscious until we free the XJ220S.>:I

Alice: right. once we get to a race with him, we fully upgrade him and we free him next, right?>:I

My Pagani Huayra BC: that's right.>:I

after a few challenges (and lots of grinding)

Mike458: why don't you just give up already?>:(

McLaren 675LT: all right. 1.275.000 credits farmed. let's free him.>:I

Me: you got it.>:I *throws the 1.275.000 credits to the Jaaguar XJ220S and breaks the helmet*

2010 Bentley Continental Supersports: *comes to her senses* whoa. the helmet on my head. it's broken. oh, man, YEEEESS!!:D

My Jaguar XJ220S: *also comes to his senses* hey, mine broke too. talk about lucky. i mean, didja HEAR what was coming out of my mouth?O_O

2010 Bentley Continental Supersports: i know, dude. seriously. who talks like that?! anyway. i think these guys freed us.^_^

Jaguar XJ220S: you think? you guys trashed our helmets?:)

Feuerrm: yep.^_^

Jaguar F-Type Project 7: i'm so glad you came back to us, big bro!^_^

My Zenvo ST1: well, then. looks like all the Enduro cars are now against you.>:)

Vincent: THERE'S NO WAY IT HAPPENED!O_O

Sonic: believe me! it DID happen!>:)

Mike458: no matter. you'll still lose.>:)

after getting to 59.335 points

Hanna: awesome! we're nearly there!^_^

Mike458: we're doomed!O_O

after getting over 60.000 points

Me: HAHAHAHA! YES!!>:D

Mike458 and Vincent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!D:

My Ferrari F50: THIS is the power of the teamwork between old school and new school.>:)

My Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4: yep.>:)

Hanna: Loraine, i'm sorry for triggering you in the beginning. i guess Ferrari is just as good as Lamborghini, after all that.:(

Loraine: it's okay, sis. i'm sorry too. let's put our car brand rivalry aside.:(

Hanna: i agree.:) *hugs Loraine*

Zenvo ST1: you guys are the best. we beat them together. but i'm afraid my time has come to an end.:(

Me: wait, what do you mean?:I

Zenvo ST1: *breaks apart*

Alice: i think that's what she meant. i'll assemble her. Lucas, come with me.>:I *teleports*

Sonic: for a second, i doubted about your strategy, but you and our friends did well.^_^

Zoe Cross: UGH! BEATEN AGAIN?!>:(

Ivan: let's leave those losers. we got things to do.>:( *the International racers walk away*

Jaguar F-Type Project 7: well, it's been nice racing with you guys. if you wish to recruit me, you know where to find me. also, take care of my big bro.:) *drives away*

Mike458: we thought we had you this time!D:

Me: did you really think you could use the same tricks you used back in the Corvette Grand Sport EDD to your adavantage? HA! i don't think so!>:)

Hanna: those tricks were the same as the Corvette Grand Sport EDD. so, we had some counter-measures ready for it.>:)

McLaren P1 boy: with the Double Credits we got, we were able to easily get the cars to OUR side.>:)

TweakRacer: that way, they wouldn't listen to you or even hear your bullcrap ever again. even taking risks was our thing. also, your rigged challenges were no match for our triple boost.>:)

Vincent: and we would've gotten away with it if it w-

Everyone: we know. if it wasn't for us meddling kids.-_-

Diana: why do they always say that, once we beat them?>:I

VIncent: no matter. you may have gotten the ST1, but your friends will STILL die, even if you win.>:)

Mike458: guess we're not the losers, after all.>:)

Me: YOU PROMISE-BREAKING ASSHOLES!!>:(

Sonic: you didn't just say that, you ruffian! and Azelfland, mind your language, will you?:I

Me: oh. sorry about that.:P

Vincent: *presses the "acid bath" button on the controller and makes an acid bath open under the cage*

knuckles: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THEM ALIVE?!>:(

Mike458: yep. in five minutes, your two friends will be skeletons once we're done with them.>:)

Rouge: *blows raspberry*

Mike458: WHY YOU LITTLE................... YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A FAN-SERVICE CHARACTER AND DRESS LIKE A WHORE!!>:(

Rouge: *gasps and starts crying*

Nick: *gets steaming mad* FIRST, YOU PUNCH MY GIRL AND NOW YOU INSULT HER?! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!>:(

Vincent: oh, we already have.>:)

MICROAGRESSION! HIT HIM!>:D

Vincent: oh god, not this crap again!O_O

McLaren P1 boy: yes this crap again!>:)

Me: *bumps his fists and uses the Electric Fly* GOTTASUCKMYNUTS!! *uses it again* INEEDMYMONEYYYYYYYYYY!! *and again*  JOHNYSTARTTHECAAAAAAAAAAAAR!! *and again* GIMMEMYMONEYYYYYYYYYYY!!D:<

Vincent: *drops the controller* OH NO!!O_O

Knuckles: *picks up the controller* which button do i press?O_O

Chica: any! just hurry!O_O

Knuckles: *mistakingly presses the "abort" button*

the cage stops and the acid bath disappears

Tails: phew! that was close.O_O

Cream: agreed.O_O

Cynthia: gimme the controller.:P *takes the controller and presses the "open cage" button*

Sonic: *hugs Tails* it's been a long time, buddy.^_^

Tails: it sure has.^_^

Amy: i'm glad you guys are safe.^_^

Cream: same.^_^

Me: okay, everyone. let's get back home.:)

back at Azelfland's garage, in Rouge's room

Nick: *knocks on the door*

Rouge: what do you want?;_;

Nick: i wanted to talk to you.:I

Rouge: why? so you can mock me like that sexist Mike did?;_; *cries*

Nick: don't listen to what Mike says. he's just trying to make you feel bad. you're a great girl.:3

Rouge: r-really?:'(

Nick: yeah. i love you for your real self.:3

Rouge: awwwwwww.:'3

Nick: and i've been here for you ever since we met. i always cared for you. i really did.:3

Rouge: awwwwwwwwwwww.:'3

Nick: *hugs Rouge* shhhhhhhh. everything's gonna be okay. don't cry. i'm here for you.:3

Rouge: *stops crying* you really know how to treat a woman like me.:3

Nick: yeah. i know.^_^

on the ground floor

My Bentley Continental GT V8: well, if it isn't my sister. how have you been?^_^

2010 Bentley Continental Supersports: good. feels good to be with you and your friends again.^_^

Tails: now that's an awesome garage. and it's huge! you got yourselves a lot of cars like Lamborghinis and Ferraris and bikes like the Hayausa? awesome! makes it great for a cool base like yours.^_^

Me: glad you like it.:)

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: how does he know about us, when all the others don't know about us?:I

My Mercedes-Benz Silver Lightning: that's because, according to the files i got in my memory, Miles "Tails" Prower has an IQ of 300, just like us electric cars. that is how he knows about us.:)

Tails: a talking electric car whose voice is like Azelfland's, but more robotic? cool!^_^

Shadow: hm. i was expecting a freak out.-_-

Shadow Azelfland: kinda like mine with the Suzuki GSX-R750.:P

Me: hey, Hanna. i was wondering. do you want to go on a date with me?:3

Hanna: sorry, Azelfland, but i'll be busy on Tuesday night. how about Friday night instead?:3

Me: sure.^_^

5 hours later

Zenvo ST1: where............ am i? last i remember is that i broke apart.:I

My McLaren P1: you're in Azelfland's garage.:)

Zenvo ST1: i-i am? cool!^_^

My Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport: well, welcome to the team, ST1.^_^

My Ferrari LaFerrari: what's not cool is that Vivendi made you useless. but any help will do.:)

Zenvo ST1: yeah. i know.:)

Shelby: has anyone seen Azelfland?:I

Diana: oh, he's outside talking to someone.:I

outside of Azelfland's garage

Me: so, you're saying that their chief operating officer is also Gameloft's chairman and chief executive officer, huh? i don't believe you.>:I

Non-VIP Forever!: you need to listen to me! Gameloft IS Vivendi!>:I

Me: actually, Vincent Bollore is the puppet master, you idiot! Gameloft is NOT the one to blame! Vivendi causes all the problems in AsphaltLand.>:(

Non-VIP Forever!: ugh! you don't get it, do you?! and you work for S@#tloft now?! you asshole!>:(

Me: guess i'll have to knock some sense into you!>:(

Non-VIP Forever!: how do you suggest we settle this?>:I

Me: we'll fight. but I get to pick the stage.>:I

Non-VIP Forever!: deal.>:I

the announcer from Tekken 5: get ready for the next battle!

Azelfland (Batfox form) VS Non-VIP Forever!. stage: waterfall.

Me: *gets in his Karate stance* koi.>:I (translation: come on.)

Non-VIP Forever!: omae ka!>:I (translation: so you've come.)

the announcer from Tekken 5: final round. FIGHT!

a battle between Azelfland and Non-VIP Forever! happens and Azelfland kicks Non-VIP Forever!'s butt

Me: PREPARE YOURSELF!!>:( *activates the Devil Gene*

Non-VIP Forever!: uh-oh.O_O

Me: *uses the dark powers of the Devil Gene on him and flies up* I SHALL SHOW YOU FEAR!!!! OUT OF MY WAY!!!!>:( *fires a laser on Non-VIP Forever!*

the announcer from Tekken 5: K.O.!

Non-VIP Forever!: okay, fine. you win.X_X

Me: hey, what's that on your wrist?:I *takes the microchip and stomps it*

Non-VIP Forever!: THAT DAMN VIVENDI! you were right. they ARE the ones to blame.>:I

Me: i knew i'd change your mind with the ass whooping i gave you.:)

Non-VIP Forever: i'll work incognito for your team, just like Spud and ShinnyShin do. i'll let you know if i see anything. BUT that doesn't mean i can't blame Gameloft or Vivendi or both for anything.>:I

Me: well, slightly change your mind. but i'll take it.:I

Non-VIP Forever!: i'll catch you later.:)

meanwhile, back at Azelfland's garage

Tails: i can't believe you made me eat a bug.:'(

Shadow: it wasn't me. it was THE GAME!>:P

Chica: okay, R8 tyke. your turn.:)

Zoe: you have to roll the dice AND pick a card. and then you tell ME that I'M the unsynchronized one.:P

Audi R8 tyke: oh my god, i'm trying!>:I *rolls the dice and gets a "make out with player 2" roll*

Zoe: ...................... ._. *an arrow that says "player 2" pops up next to her*

Audi R8 tyke: heh. pass.:P

Zoe: EXCUSE ME?!>:(

Shadow: YOU DIDN'T LET ME SKIP WHEN I HAD TO WEAR A DRESS!>:(

Chica: it's okay, Zoe. i'll do it for you.:3

Zoe: no, it's okay, Chica. i guess that makes R8 tyke a quitter.:P

Audi R8 tyke: *triggered*

Zoe: well, since R8 tyke quit, that gets me 3 points ahead of ever- *R8 tyke gives Zoe a surprise kiss and they both make out*

Tails: YUCK!X_X *cringes*

Chica: well, what do you know? *giggles a bit*

Audi R8 tyke and Zoe: *making out*

Chica (as R8 tyke and Zoe stop making out): did anyone see polka dots or was it just me?:3

Shadow (thinking): pretty sure i saw some tongue. ._.

Me: clearly, i picked a bad time to interrupt, didn't i?:I

Tails: NOW I KNOW HOW TIMON AND PUMBAA FELT!;_;

Audi R8 tyke: *runs away*

Me: um.............. what just happened?:I

Chica: we'll explain some other time.:I

Me: okay. now, tommorow, i'm gonna have some news to share. hope you guys will be ready for it. i'll announce them tommorow.:)

Zoe: you got it.:)

Shadow: fine by me.:P

Me: oh, and Shadow, you look ridiculous in that dress.:P *laughs*

Shadow: ugh........................-_-

and that ends episode 5 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". so glad i gave Non-VIP Forever! his own cameo. also, R8 tyke, i'm sorry if i triggered you.

until next time.

-Azelfland.