User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S5: The 918 EDD Revenge and the recruitment of le Trezor

Well, I got le Trezor at a (possibly) a lowest tune AKA an excuse for me to waste EEs on PRO kits of le Trezor, AND the 918 EDD came back, which is my perfect revenge.

After the San Diego Tour...

My AHGT: It's US against YOU, Trezor. We saved the others from mind control and it's YOU next. >:|

My Trezor: Hmph. I'll beat you in-(the Trezor passes out for a while)

Me: No time to waste. Upgrade it to 2305 3332 at C1389. >:|

My M2 SE: You sure? We ain't have any info about this tune. :|

Me: JUST DO IT! >:(

Jake: OK. :| (Upgrades the Trezor to aforementioned tune)

My Trezor: (Wakes up) Ugh! X_X

Me: Trezor?! IS THIS YOU?! O_O

My Trezor: Yes, it's me. Now, those scumbags of the VVS implemented a virus inside me and your e-tron. It can only be removed after you beat the Venice tour. X_X

Me: I'll do as what you said. >:|

(After some frustrating Venice qualifiers...)

Me: FINALLY, THE GF OF THIS NIGHTMARE! :D

(At halfway of the race...)

Real life me: Dammit. Game crashed. >:(

Menawhile...

Me: Shouldn't we got the Trezor now? :|

My MP4/8: Dunno, BUT just do the race again. >:|

(After a successful trial...)

My Trezor: I'm feeling... BETTER! Thanks! :D

(Phone rings)

TraceG11: Good news. The suspicious code inside the e-tron had dissappeared. :)

Me: YES! :D

Meanwhie...

My GLC 250: Is it OK to wait in London here for the EDD? :|

My BMW M2: Idk. :|

My Sbarro brothers AKA the Alcador and the Sparta: I'm having too much coke efore I got here. Anyone go to the toilet with me? X_X

My R8 LMS Ultra: Sure. (Enters the toilet with other Sparta EDD cars)

Some hours later, when I arrived at the EDD spot...

My Cayman GT4: Peasants, time to revenge. >:)

Me: ...and get yo asses kicked. >:)

My Survolt: LET'S DO THIS! >:D

???: In my perspective, NOT TOO FAST, BITCHES! >:)

Me: No... it's...IMPOSSIBLE! O_O

Ruby Rose and Atlay: Dear R8 F*ck, we're BACK to kick your ass. >:)

R8 LMS.exe: AND I've turned some of your cars AGAINST YOU! >:)

My R8 LMS Ultra: I'M TREEIBLY SORRY ABOUT THIS! D:

My BMW M2: But we just got controlled by this evil R8 like a puppet. D:

My Sparta: WE HAVE TO FIGHT AGAINST YOU! D:

My 918 WP: SO PLEASE ACCEPT OUR APOLOGY! D:

My GLC 250: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY ME L33T 3NDUR0 ARM3. >:|

My R8 LMS Ultra: (Breaks the 4th wall) SERIOUSLY?! WE HAVE TO READ THE L33T SPEAK NONSENSE! >:(

R8 LMS.exe: JUST READ THE SCRIPT, YOU IDIOTS! >:(

My R8 LMS Ultra: OK. I'm reading this. *AHEM* We are teh Vivendi ally. -_-

My Alcador: I ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL! >:|

My BMW M2: Then you am cry. (Geez, what grammar is this?) -_-

My 918 WP: We recieve orders through antenna on this l33t helmet. -_-

My R8 LMS Ultra: They are hotness. I must obey all orders. -_-

My BMW M2: I like to own noobs for teh master Vivendsorz. -_-

My 918 WP: You equals to noobs. -_-

My F50: 3NDURO ARM3=L33T. >:|

All mind controled cars: PR3PAR3 FOR TOTAL PWNAGE. >:|

My R8 LMS, my M2, my Sparta and my 918 WP: Woot woot, woot woot. (Geez, I can't believe what we've just said.) -_-

Me: You can't stop me. despite you having a huge army, I have EDD CARS! >:D

R8 LMS.exe: BUT you don't have the Scion. I knew it. >:)

???: WHO SAID R8 TYKE HAS NO SCION! >:)

Me: Oh, you're here, GT86 Rocket Bunny? :)

My GT86 Rocket Bunny: KJ told me that you need help, so I came, and I'm registered as an FR-S here, so suck it, fools. >:P

(Suddenly, a letter hit my face)

Me: Hmm, what's this? (Reads the letter) FOOLS! YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO MY EXCRUCIATINGLY OBVIOUS TRAP! MY VAST AND VARIED ARRAY OF GARGANTUARS WILL PUMMEL YOU INTO TOTAL OBLIVION! Regards, Dr. Edgar George Zomboss. Seriously how did this idiot know the EDD! >:(

R8 LMS.exe: Because I told him abot this? :P

A time portal opened up and some PVZ Gargantuars emerges from the portal

Me: QUICK! GO FOR CHALLENGES BEFORE THOSE SMASHES OUR BRAINS! O_O (Mutters) Geez, this is Modern Day-Day 16 all over again. -_-

My 959: What's Modern Day-Day 16? :|

My R8 LMS Ultra: I can explain. Modern Day-Day 16 is a terrible PVZ 2 level, where you face MANY Gargantuars at that single level, and the whole level give plants that has a decreasing level of offensive power over time, from the strongest Winter Melons to the weakest Peashooters.

R8 LMS.exe: He's not wrong. For the same case, you get weaker and weaker cars over time in this EDD, from the best GT3 RS to the weakest *AHEM* GT86 Rocket Bunny.

My 911 GT3 RS: Than what should we do? R8 LMS.exe controlled even the mightiest R8 LMS Ultra. O_O;

???: WE CAN HELP! >:)

Me: Hm? :|

My BMW Hommage, my IE and my X2: It's been a long time, R8 tyke. :)

Me: GUYS? O_O You're here? O_O

My Hommage: We want to express our gratitude by helping you deal with the 918 EDD challenges. :)

My X2: Don't worry. The SLS Black is coming soon. :)

R8 LMS.exe: IT'S ABOUT TIME, PEOPLE, GARGANTUARS AND CARS, THE DEATH WALTS HAS BEGUN, WITH US ON THE SURVIVING SIDE AND YOU, R8 TYKE, ARE DEAD INTHE END! >:)

AND here's the episode. Hope you enjoy it!