User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S3: McxLaren X2 Shenanigans

Yup. I got my hands on the McLaren X2. Besides, I also managed to MAX PRO my 675LT, which helps my farming a lot. Also, I featured the 2017 Ducktales characters and the MP4-29. Let's get right into it.

My MP4/8: THIS IS IT! I’D BEARED ENOUGH! >:(

Me: What? :|

My R8 LMS Ultra: He moaned about your collection of me winning MP4/8s. :|

My MP4/8: SHUP UP, YOU SH*TTY CAR THAT FADES OUTTA EXISTENCE! >:(

My R8 LMS Ultra: Says the crap F1 car who gets owned by my Audi friends. >:P

My Concept_One: Hey, did the R8 just… entered top 1,400 of the Mosaic Motorway Cup? O_O

Me: Yup, and I just can’t forget the fateful day when I was still new to the game. :P

About 20 months ago, in a Nevada 2nd hand car dealership…

Store owner: Take a look at these cars, man. ^_^

Me (20 months ago): Sure thing. ^_^

(I walked to a collection of 2nd hand cars in the open area)

Me: That R8 LMS Ultra is pretty nice…(checks the car) and in good condition. I’m paying for this and the other Furai I saw. ^_^

My Survolt: That means I need to farm in Dubai? :|

Me: Yup. :P

16 Hours later…

Me: YES! MY WORK PAID OFF AND I GOT THE OTHER BEST CARS TO COMPETE IN THE TOKYO BURNOUT TAG RACE! :D

(Flashback ends)

Me: AND the R8’s my fav all the time since then. AND-

My 675LT: HELLO? WE GOT ANOTHER V8. :|

Me: (Takes out an iPad) See the upgrade button? (Presses the button twice) AND YOU’RE MAX PROED! >:)

My 675LT: Wow. That escalated quickly. :|

(An Ultra Wormhole appears on the ceiling)

My 675LT: What on the world? O_O

(6 anthropomorphic ducks dropped from the Ultra Wormhole)

The ducks: Ow! X_X

Me: WAIT. DONALD DUCK?

Jake: Wait. SCROOGE MCDUCK, HUEY, DEWIE AND LOUIE? O_O

Zoe: The Ducktails characters? O_O

Donald Duck: Ugh. Where am I? :|

Me: You’re in Asphalt Land. :|

Donald Duck: R8 TYKE? WHY YOU’RE HERE! O_O

Scrooge McDuck: WAIT. You know this man? O_O

Donald Duck: He’s my biggest fan, with all the Tsum Tsum plushies in his home. ^_^

Amy: And who’s the female duck? :|

Huey: Her name’s Webby Vanderquack. ^_^

My R8 e-tron: Hey guys, nice to meet y’all. ^_^

Scrooge McDuck: DID THE CAR…JUST TALKED? O_O

Dewey: Did someone put drugs in my bagel? O_O

My R8 e-tron: Chill, dudes, I didn’t mean to freak y’all out. :|

My MP4/8: Seriously, you guys didn’t see a talking car? :|

All the Ducktales characters: Nope. :|

(Another Ultra Wormhole was summoned on the road)

An F1 car: Hello, mates! I’m the MP4-29! ^_^

Me: MP4-29? You should be in Speed Champions Island! Why you’re here! O_O

My MP4-31: Wow. I really need a quick break from this. O_O (No pun intended)

Meanwhile, in hell…

Vivendi evil jingle: Vivendi Evil Hell Hideout! :D

Azefland.exe: FOOLS! IDIOTS! ADRIAN HEAT YOU FAILED ME! AGAIN! >:(

Adrian Heat: No worries, boss. The skinny Audi R8 tyke is an easy one to be taken down. I need ma REVENGE! D:<

At the 2nd MP4-31 Championship, Tokyo tour…

Adrian Heat: OMG I’M WINNING! O_O

Me: Not so fast, you cheating little punk! >:D (KDs Adrian Heat and won)

Adrian Heat: F*CK YOU! AUDI R8 TYKE! I’LL GET MA REVENGE!!!! D:<

Me: Yo ass, bitch! >:P

(Flashback ends)

AHGT.exe: We can just give him a chance again. >:)

Azeflnd.exe: Yup. >:)

Back in Dubai…

My 675LT: So here it is… my Dubai playground. >:)

My Veneno: Dude, don’t forget my contributions! :)

Scrooge McDuck: So I got a flyer about the McLaren X2 Championship. :|

Me: CRAP! THAT FAST? >:(

My 675LT: But hey, I get to work! ^_^

At French Guiana…

My X2: Hey, dudes, ducks and my F1 mates, I’m the McLaren X2. ^_^

Donald Duck: COOL. :O

Me: No time to waste. Let’s do this! >:)

After the 1st Grand Finale…

My X2: Your upgrades, your feathered friends’ skills and your team really helped me a lot. See ya in Barcelona! ^_^

Later In Barcelona…

Me: OK, so we got 3 qualifiers and a GF to beat. With a tuning of 4/0/3/0, we can beat it without a break of sweat! :)

Adrian Heat: I don’t think it’s gonna happen. >:)

Me: ADRIAN HEAT? O_O

Donald Duck: Hey, what’s the big idea! >:(

Adrian Heat: Simple. Vivendi sponsored us to set up the Roaring Thunder again. AND I’M THE BWAWSS! >:)

Me: OH YEAH? I’V BEEN WAITING THIS FOR SOOOO LONG TO SMITE YO ASS. LET’S RACE! >:)

(After a couple of infuriating qualifiers and a Grand Finale)

Adrian Heat: You may’ve won me, but if you really cherish life, lose to me and I’ll give you this duck! >:D

Me: You captured Webby Vanderquack as a hostage? UNACCEPTABLE! D:<

Webby: SAVE ME! :’(

Adrian Heat: SHUT THE F*CK UP, YOU LITTLE DUCK THAT’S GOING TO BE MY DINNER! >:(

Me: Adrian Heat, GET PREPARED TO TASTE MY WARTH! >:( (Enters my Enraged Mode)

Adrian Heat: What, so some dark shades can help you defeat me-(gets punched by me and drops Webby on the floor) OOF! X_X

Donald Duck: OOOH! :O

(After 10 minutes of abusing, “have some mercy”s, oohs and ahhs and bone-cracking later…)

Me: SURRENDER, OR I’LL THROW YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL! >:(

Adrian Heat: (coughs) Over ma dead body, bitch! (coughs) X_X

Me: (Squeezes Adrian Heat by the neck and he teleported to somewhere)

My R8 e-tron: What happened? O_O

Meanwhile…

(Adrian Heat’s body keeps falling in the Minecraft void)

Back to Barcelona…

My R8 e-tron: Oh I see. :|

Me: At least we can deal with one less enemy. ^_^

My MP4-29: So, dinner everyone? :)

All of us: YEAH! ^_^

Back in hell…

AHGT.exe: WHERE’S ADRIAN HEAT! I DETECTED THAT HE’S DEAD, BUT WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HIS BODY WENT! >:(

Some random demon: Is that important? :|

AHGT.exe: OF COURSE YES! I CAN REVIVE HIM ONLY WITH THE BODY PRESENT! NOW WE CAN NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN! >:(

So here is it, hope you enjoy it and see this preview before I shout CYA NEXT BLOG POST!

AHGT.exe: BEHOLD! I’M THE GOD OF-(Gets hit by my Alcador)

My R8 e-tron: (Smashes AHGT.exe with my Alcador) R8 e-tron says that you are a weak god. Now, E-TRON SMASH! D:<

AND NOW... CYA NEXT BLOG POST!