User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: Driving to Infinity

Now I have the Vision GT..... and a barage of Asphalt Stories to handle.

As for the Centenario, I lost the R&D, now in the loser club with lots of other drivers (though technically we are not losers due to the event being unfair).

(In the beginning of the fourth lab)

Me: SERIOUSLY?!!! >:( MORE RANDOM WRECKS??!!!! >:( The Centenario has been wrecking 24/7 and NOW THIS?!!!! >:( Whatever. I will not bother to collect any vehicle from next update onwards. Pain in my @$$. >:|

(Shortly after, I receive a banner for the Asphalt Moments)

Me: Okay. I will start with getting the Falcon. After that, I might farm engines from the Apollo championship. Then farming from the Trash R&D. Then I will go for the Weber. And finally the C 63. I will also go for the Infiniti- even if it sucks my engines; I have 20 more in store even after stuffing the 52.

(Just before I board a Southwest B737 MAX 7, I receive a message from Vincent, saying that Azelfland.exe has captured 5 girls- 4 of Azelfland's crew and 1 of mine)

737 MAX: What's the delay?

Me: I just received an important mail. Wait.

Vincent's message: So, you failed the R&D. Along with R8 D***, and Azelfc***. Since you all failed, I have taken some of your precious friends away. >:) Plus, I am pretty sure that you are still on the hunt to take my wife back- wether you managed or not, I have decided to show you all what happens if you all mess with us. (Shows four photos; first onw shows Fiona being chained to the seat (of an Arash AF10), second one shows Wanda being handcuffed to an overhead crane and hung over a pool of alligators, third one shows Naomi being locked in the trunk of the Vision GT, fourth one shows Loraine being handcuffed to some poles under a fuel tank, and fifth one shows Cynthia locked in a container that is about to be dumped into a radioactive tank)

Me: WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!!!!!! >:( YOU ANIMAL!!!!!! >:(

Vincent: I have notified your douchebags too. If you don't meet the requirements, they will either be my whores (until I get my wife back), or sent straight to the underworld. >:D Oh. Here are the requirements. To release Cynthia, reach tier 10 in the Falcon EDD, without making any shifts. If you win without reaching there, the result is the same as losing- watch her burn alive due to radiation. For Loraine, complete the Weber EDD. For Fiona, make sure you deliver that Arash to my fleet. If not, it will explode. For Naomi, you better make sure I get that Vision GT. And make sure you reach ALL 342 trophies....OR, Wanda would be croc food. >:P

Me: FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO UNIFORM VINCENT!!!!! >:( WHEN I AM DONE WITH THESE EVENTS, I WILL NOT CONSIDER PLAYING WITH YOUR BRAVO SIERRA!!!! >:(

737 MAX: You look pissed....

Me: The VVS took one of my friends away. And 4 of Azelf's crew. You heard that, 5 PEOPLE!! >:( OF COURSE I AM PISSED!!! >:(

737 MAX: That's bad. O_O

(At the EDD site)

R8 Tyke: YOU MORON!!!! >:(

Dr. Eggman: Here comes the nutjobs. :P

Azelfland: GIVE OUR FRIENDS BACK!!!! >:(

Vincent: That's if you manage to bank 75K EPs without a single difficulty shift.

Me: I will see how you will manipulate us. But you can't stop us! We have ALL the cars except the standard Hussarya. >:) We also have a Veneno, a Huayra BC, a MP4-31 and a X2!

(All four farming cars rev their engines)

Azelfland.exe: We have an army!! CHARGE!!!!

(I take the Lancer, Azelf takes the 458 Italia, R8 Tyke takes the FX50, Persephone takes the S4, SilverAzelfland takes the 612 Scaglietti)

SilverAzelfland: How unlucky of me to take a boat -.-

Falcon F7: AREA R3STR1CT3D. TIME TU HAXOR ALL N00BZ. I AM TEH VVS ALLI (together with Arrinera Hussarya). N00BZ R TU B PWNED. YOU= N00BZ. F7 AND HOOSARYA= L33T. START PWNERSHIP. >:|

Arrinera Hussarya: WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!

Me: It's now or never! >:|

(After banking 5K points, I intentionally return to Challenge 1 and try again)

Me: 5K does NOT shift the difficulty!! >:P

Mike458: HMMPH! >:( We will see WHO'S laughing later.

(At Tier 7)

R8 Tyke: Avoid using the S4 if the race demands a time limit. >:|

Persephone: Got it. >:|

(After reaching tier 8)

Vincent: Fight all you want. You won't make it.

(At race 43)

Me: HERE GOES!! >:| (I leap from my Lancer to the Falcon F7)

Falcon F7: N00B D3T3CT3D. ENGAGE MAXIMUM PWNERSHIP.

(After finishing the Ace Race, I leap back to the Lancer)

Falcon F7: N00BZ R STILL N0T PWNED! R3SOOM PWNERSHIP TILL ALL N00BZ R PWNED 4 GUUD.

(At a race in Sector 8)

Me: Okay. Here goes!! >:| (I leap back to the Falcon)

Falcon F7: MAXIMUM PWNERSHIP ENGAGE.

(As a result of the Falcon retaliating, I failed to beat the race time)

Vincent: LOSER!!! :P

Me: NOT SO FAST!!! >:( (I paid 150 tokens to retry, and upgraded the car to M0505 5252, and pass the challenge later)

Vincent: GGGRRRRRRRRRRRR...... >:(

(After finishing race 50)

Me: There you go, completed without difficulty shifts. GIVE WANDA BACK!!

Vincent: I AM PRETTY SURE YOU CHEATED!!!! >:( SO, YOU ARE GONNA WATCH HER ABSORB ALL THE RADIATION!!! >:D

Azelfland: YOU PROMISE BREAKERS!!!! >:(

Mike458: Talkies are not gonna work at all. :P (shows us a footage of the container with Wanda trapped inside falling into the pool)

Vincent: Also, her powers have been jammed. So, watch her last moments. :P

(In the container)

Wanda: WHERE AM I?? O_O (tries kicking the container door, after finding out that she cannot use her powers) LET ME OUT!!!!! O_O SOMEONE!!!!!

(Contaoner starts dropping)

Wanda: (screaming)

(Hanna arrives by teleporting following a tip off by my Rimac Concept S, just in time to see the container dropping)

Hanna: WANDA!!! O_O (Sprints towards the container)

(The container breaks open as soon as it hits the pool, with Wanda falling into the substance)

Hanna (at the pool): WANDA!!! GET OVER HERE!! QUICK!! O_O

(Not done yet)