User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: Humiliating Vivendi to the max

Finally Azelfland is back, so the stories can continue.

This episode covers me recruiting some cars and some scenes while Azelfland is absent, as well as when he is back. I will not play A9 because I am expecting my playtime to stop for good at the end of next year's Christmas Update.

Thus; TweakRacer will still be depicted as an antagonist here from the beginning until the Anniversary Quests part (where Azelfland told me that he will be an ally. Once more).

(During the RX8 SE R&D and Fenyr R&D, at the last lab)

Me: Phew. Good thing I managed to get to the last test of the Fenyr R&D. With Anais in captive, Vincent will not try to do anything at the moment- apart from making sure I lose so that I hafta give his wife back. Main concern is the Mazda....

Fenyr: You'll sure be there. And about the Mazda? You can use the tokens from my Mastery and the tokens from my R&D :)

Me: Yo gotcha. Since Vincent is concentrating on the RX-8 SE R&D, he won't notice where I get these tokens from. Plus I heard the technicians at the RX8 R&D are giving a last offer of advanced kits for sale. Since I have zero confidence I can beat the last AI at 5505 3050.....

Fenyr: Okay. Keys are here. Let's go.

(I complete the Fenyr R&D last AI without any incidents)

Me: Good. Imma grab these tokens from Mastery.

(After some Mastery and tests; at test 44 of the RX8 SE R&D)

Vincent: Knew you will come here. If you lose, give my wife back. I know you can't >:) I told my men to rig the last barrel. You will lose wether you take the barrel or not. >:)

Me: Are you sure about that?

Vincent: I am 100% sure. >:)

Me: (tosses all my tokens to buy 2 adv. kit boxes to get the final 2 engines to get 5505 4050) Think again. Now I am sure I don't need that damn ramp. :P

Vincent: YOU CHEAT!!! >:( HOW DID YOU GET THESE TOKENS??!!! >:(

Me: Bet you never knew the Fenyr R&D came back for me! >:) Thus my Fenyr was working with me to recover all lost tokens. :P Deal with it, bummer! >:P

Vincent: WHAT THE???!!!! YOU NINCOMPOOPS!!! >:( HOW F***ING DARE YOU @$$#0|€$ GIMME WRONG INFO ABOUT THE ASPHALT MOMENTS!!!!! >:(

Vivendi goons: ._.|||

Me: So,you ain't getting your wife back. Don't try anything nuts or your wife will get it. >:)

Vincent: Whatever. We will see who's talking!!! >:(

(I crushed the AI without any incidents- AGAIN.)

Me: What. An. Embarassment. :P One whole army losing to one small loony. :P

Vincent: Well, THIS. IS. NOT. OVER!!!!! >:( GUARDS!!!!! >:(

Me: Seeya! :P (just before SilverAzelfland spawned a wormhole under me along with my RX8 SE and Fenyr)

Vincent: ARGH F***!!!!! OUTSMARTED AGAIN!!!!! >:( I WILL CRUSH YOU IN THE BAILEY EDD!!!!!! >:(

(The conversation going on in Vivendi's ship and my Antonov An-225 to the Bailey EDD site in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, with the PCG travelling in R8 Tyke's boat they secretly stole)

(In the VVS ship)

TweakRacer: Okay. Time to put the AHGT.exe's plan to action. >:)

Vincent: Prove to me that you can teach Azelf a harsh lesson. Oh, make sure the TrashF***er loses BADLY.

Azelfland.exe: I think YOU should be the one who should PROVE yourself. You made a hell load of FAILS, ya know.

Vincent: Oh jeez. -_-

(In R8 Tyke's yacht)

My F1 XP5: Thanks for bringing me to the crew.

R8 Tyke's RX8: No probs. After all, we are gonna do some NSFW stuff, rite? :P

R8 Tyke's Integra: Yep. We got some NSFWs of the babes in Azelfland's garage. I am bored of looking at females-

Azelfland's retros: WHATDOYASAY??!!!! BORED OF NSFW???!!!! >:(

R8 Tyke's Integra: NO! NO! RELAX! O_O I mean, we have too many NSFWs about females, so why not we get some MALE NSFW- specifically, the VVS noobs.

R8 Tyke's RX8: Oh I see. And THAT'S what we are here for. >:P

(In the An-225)

Me: So we got- a Huayra BC, all cars except the Bailey and the Evantra, and 4 people from our crew. Hmm....

R8 Tyke: I think we should be kicking @$$.

Zoe's message to R8 Tyke (which R8 Tyke won't notice until I land): R8 Tyke, your JDMs went missing. And apparently your yacht as well. O_O

Azelfland: My girlfriend and I will work out this EDD. Your friends- are all safe under protection by my members.

My Holden: Never expected imma be usable again. Esp after MP is invaded with R8 SEs.....

Me: Okay. We will be arriving soon.

(At the Bailey EDD site, a faceoff between Azelfland's crew and the VVS)

Vincent: So. The three nutjobs. One of them is with his whore as well. :P So the deal goes like this. If I lose, I take one girl from ALL OF YOU, while you gimme back my wife. You guys are going down. >:) I have a whole army. What do ya got?

Me: We have skills, MP-tuned cars and a MAX+PRO Huayra BC! >:)

(My cars approach the VVS, revving their engines)

Vincent: HHAHAHAAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! GUYS!!!! FINISH THEM!!!! >:)

AHGT.exe: Long and behold- the Mazzanti and the Bailey Blade! Time to call it quits!!! >:)

Bailey: SOO, THEZ AR3 DA NOOBZ WHOS AUR MAZTOR CALLED TO P8WN, RITE??!!! >:|

Evantra: YEZ. THEZ AR3 DA NOOBZ SAID BIE AUR MAZTOR. WE WORK 4 VIVENDI. >:|

R8 Tyke: Oh, mind controlling again??!!!

Hanna: WASTE THEM!!! >:(

(All of us set to work)

After banking 5K points, I intentionally lose, before attempting to go as far as I can)

Me: Okay, nub. I will make sure you will listen to my orders. >:|

(I upgrad the Bailey to 0504 3232 0808)

Bailey: NOOBZ STIL NOT P8WND. CONTINUE 855ULT TILL ALL NOOBZ EXTINCT. WE AUR TOO L33T. FINISH THEZ DEEKS. >:|

(After banking 60K points total)

Bailey: OUCH.... X_X My mind helmet.... is hurting me... X_X

Azelfland: HANG ON!!!! >:|

Evantra: THIZ IZ B8D NEWZ. MY ALLY IZ P8WND. >:| P8WNIN MOD- INCREZ 2 LAVAL MAXIMUM.

(After banking 75K)

Me: YES!!! YOU LOSE, AGAIN!!! >:) IT'S 3-0 NOW, DIMIWIT. >:) AND 3-3 IF MY PREVIOUS LOSSES ARE COUNTED. SO BASICALLY WE ARE EVEN, SUCKER!!! >:) YOU CAN HAVE MA TOKENS. :P

My Bailey: Finally I am free! :D

VVS members: NNNOOOOOOOOO..... T_T

AHGT.exe: I BET YOU IDIOTS CHEATED!!!! >:(

Hanna: Cheating??!!! ONLY YOU GUYS think we CHEAT, while we can prove we won this event. LEGIT. >:|

Vincent: Whatever. Take them- (realises his clothes drop on the floor for no apparent reason- same goes for the other members)

All VVS members: What dafak??!!! O_O WHO RIGGED OUR CLOTHES??!!!! >:(

My Venom GT: I DID!!! >:)

Azelfland's Cobra: YOU NOOBSSSSS WANNA KNOWSSSS HOW DID WE DID THISSSSS??!!! :P

TweakRacer: YOU PERVS ARE GONNA PAY!!!!! >:(

R8 Tyke's RX8: You sure??!!! >:) CAMERAS, UP!!!!!

(All VVS members run away like renegades while the PCG chases them, while filming them)

My Venom GT: GO GO GO GO!!!!! >:)

AHGT.exe: ARGH!!! THESE PERVS!!!! >:(

Azelfland's Impala: THIS IS GONNA BE A HOT TOPIC ON OUR FAN CLUB!!! :P

R8 Tyke's S2000: ENUF TALKIE AND LET'S FILM!!!! >:)

Me: (at the EDD site): SERIOUSLY MY F1 XP5 JOINED THE PCG??!!!!! >:(

R8 Tyke: This time we will let them go. But seriously, my stupid RX8 started this fiasco -_-

Azelfland: Well make sure they don't interfere with our privacy.

R8 Tyke: (turns off airplane mode and sees Zoe's message and replies) I know. I was planning to punish them- but since they teached the VVS b@$+@rd$ a lesson, I will let them go. Just this once. >:|

Me: Whatever. Let's go back.

(At the sixth VVS base)

Azelfland.exe: ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW???!!!! WHICH MOFO TOLD THOSE PERVERTED CARS WHERE WE ARE??!!!!! >:( NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED??!!! WE NOT ONLY FAILED OUR THIRD ATTEMPT TO GET BACK YOU WIFE, WE GOT HUMILIATED TO SUCH A COLOSSAL EXTENT!!!! >:(

Other VVS goons: I am sure there is someone doing an inside job among us... :/

Azelfland.exe: TELL ME, WHO??!!!! >:( YOU DON'T FIND OUT BEFORE 12PM, ALL OF YOU DESERVE PUNISHMENT!!!! >:( AND IF YOU FAIL TO MAKE THEM FAIL THE REZVANI BEAST CHAMPIONSHIP, YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!!!! D:<

(And so the Rezvani Championship went well for all 3 of us; somewhere at this point, TweakRacer did something that made Azelfland out of action)

Me: Okay. Zenvo R&D. So the conditions are: you lose the Zenvo R&D, give my wife back. And, you win the Zenvo, you give my wife back also. Well I heard from one of the traitors that Anais has some info. Time to intergorrate her. But not before I tell the Zenvo that I am having a V8 crisis.

(After I inform the Zenvo that I cannot won it due to my crisis)

Zenvo TS1: That's okay. I understand. And I have a secret for ya.

(The Zenvo informs me of Vincent's plan, how to make him lose the deal)

Zenvo TS1: Okay. So you do this- just farm tokens and V8s. In either case you will lose- but since you have the Fenyr, RX8 SE, Bailey and Rezvani, it is you=4, VVS=3. So you lose, but it will be a draw. Which means Vincent cannot be beaten this time, but the score will be a draw, which means you get to keep his wife.

Me: Noice. And dirty tricks played by Wimpcent -_- I was hoping to force him into the Flat Earth Soceity. And sorry I cannot get you...

Zenvo TS1: That's fine. Oh, and Wimpcent might want a duel with you. Due to the draw.

Me: Oh really? I better prepare myself....

(After leaving the lab I tried to contact Azelfland)

Me: Weird. Why I cannot contact him? :/

(I attempt to use my F-16 to check on Azelfland, but SAM sites prevent me from going near his garage)

Me: AMBUSH!!!! >:( I GOTTA RETREAT!!!!! >:(

(At Sarah's house in San Fransisco)

Me: Houston! We have a problem! >:(

Lily: What's wrong?

Me: I cannot contact Azelfland. I cannot get near his base as well.

Adam: Same issue here.I just cannot hack through the security systems.....

Brad: We just don't know what is going on with him right now. :/

Me: $#!+. Imma try to reach R8 Tyke.

(I manage to contach R8 Tyke, and told him to meet me at Mt. Diablo)

Me: You are coming with me, Lily. We got a meeting with R8 Tyke at where I hid Anais. (As I started my Evoque)

Lily: Um, Anais you say?

Me: Yes. I hid her in a house in Mt. Diablo. Oh wait, you come too, Sarah.

(At Mt. Diablo, the three of us taunt Anais while waiting for R8 Tyke)

Lily: Look who we got. >:) Not feeling so good, are you?

Anais: GET YOUR FILTHY HAND OFF ME!!! >:( Tries to kick Lily but her legs are tied up as well)

Sarah: Trying to kick my classmate huh? I don't think so.

Me: Don't make me point my gun right at your heart, whore. Now tell me, wtf did your f***ing husband did to Azelfland?! >:(

Anais: Oh, Azelfc***? HAHAHAHAHAA.... I am not telling you what did they do! And if Azelfc*** is gone for good, SERVES HIM RIGHT!!!!! >:)

Me: You seem to value your life, do you?

Anais: Yes I do, but I will NOT TELL YOU $#!+!!!!! >:(

Me: Please don't make me lose my patience. I don't want to do anything my friends here restrict me to do, even if it would make you speak. I don't wanna injure you so please cooperate.

Anais: YOU IDIOTS WILL NOT GET A WORD FROM ME!!!! >:( MY HUSBAND WILL FIND YOU ALL AND WILL DEAL WITH Y'ALL!!!!! >:(

Me: My friends are not happy if I do any inappropriate action to you. (As I pull out a chain from a wardrobe and use it to bind Anais' hands, which were already tied up)

Anais: YOU DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!!! >:( (Screams)

Sarah: Don't forget that you will not get a single help from anyone. >:) Scream all you want.

Anais: I WILL PROVE YOU ALL WRONG!!!!!!! >:( SOMEONE OUT THERE, HELP ME!!!!!!

Me: Enough screaming. (Just as I lock the chain to the bed) Tell me now, whatever on earth happened to Azelfland? >:(

(R8 Tyke arrives and all of us discuss the situation; after the discussion)

Me: Ok, looks like we need to find out ourselves. :/ And this stubborn b!+c# refuses to say anything. (Just before I pull Anais' hair)

Anais: OOUUCHHHHH!!!!! X_X

(All of us leave)

Anais: I need to see my husband!!! He must be missing me!!! >:| (continues to make futile attempts to struggle)

(After the Zenvo R&D expires)

Vincent: So it is 4-4 now. Meet me here for a duel. If I win, you give my wife back. >:) And you are going down for sure.

Me: Lalala. I got 10 V8s from the R&D and a hell load of tokens.

(At the duel area)

Me: So. 12 rounds of melee combat? Fine. Let's go!!

(Both of us punch each other, with me about to get owned by Vincent on the last round)

Vincent: You are going down now. For all the trouble, I will take one of your friends away and give her the same treatment as what you did to Anais.

Me: I... THOUGHT YOU.... SAID.... YOU WILL ONLY.... TAKE BACK YOUR WIFE!!!!!! >:(

Vincent: I don't have to keep promises with disloyal idiots like you. Face your loss, lad. >:)

(Vincent slowly approaches me)

Me (in my thoughts): Come on. THINK. THINK!! >:|

Vincent: Time to die. >:)

Me: Erm- R8 TYKE!!!! >:)

Vincent: What?! (Turns around, before I kick him in the nuts)

Vincent: TEAM VIVENDI IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!!! X_X

Me: Fair and... square. NOOB!!! DON'T THINK... YOU will.... (passes out)

(The sound of an Ilyushin Il-96 landing nearby, with Lily reaching out for me)

Lily: TF2014!! YOU OK?? O_O

My Il-96: Just take him back!! >:|

Lily: You got it. >:| Take him to a hospital, quick!!

(By the time Lily brought me back, TweakRacer and Vincent get into an arguement, resulting in TweakRacer trying to fix what happened to Azelfland)

Me: Where.... where am I? O_O

Lily: Safe and sound. Just asking, why did you accept this challenge? You nearly died out there. O_O Luckily I was able to find you when the Ilyushin Il-96 informed me about your location.

Me: I had to do this- otherwise Vincent will get Anais back and probably kidnap one of you. Sorry for not telling you... (I attempt to grip her hand)

Lily: Oh. :/ Still you should tell us about this. (She allows me to hold her) Nonetheless I accept.... your apology.

(A few days later I get to leave the hospital)

Me: Ok. One unknown message? (Reads the message, finding out that it is a message from TweakRacer, saying he helped Azelfland and his crew to get back to business) GREAT!!! :D

(After I tell R8 Tyke about Azelfland's status, R8 Tyke tells me to meet at Mt. Diablo again)

Me: Alright. Let's go. (I accompany Sarah to intergorrate Anais with R8 Tyke)