User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S5: The end of the X2-Mania

NOTE: IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER OF THIS EPISODE, IT SHOULD BE PLANNED BEFORE TF2014'S LATEST EPISODE.

Yup. The Impreza WRX STI, the F1 XP-5, the X2 and the 2016 'Stang was obtained by me in this episode.

A few days before the Azure Coast Tour...

Me: (On the phone) Is the GT by Citroen OK? :|

Zoe: Perfectly OK. BTW, I'm gettin' the RS4 to you.

Me: OK.

After Zoe arrived with my RS4...

Me: (After opening the doors of the RS4) What the? The Pult Brothers from Plants vs. Zombies? O_O

The oldest of the Pult brothers: Allow me to introduce myself and my brothers. I am Kernel-pult, and ther’s my brothers-Melon-pult and Cabbage-pult. :)

Cabbage-pult: Hi, and I’ve received my doctorate in catapulting. :)

Melon-pult: And I’m Melon-pult. Please, my friends, do not ask me if I’m seedless or not. First, it offends me and secondly, it’s none of your business. :)

Zoe: Oh. :|

Alonso: So these guys are your friends, right? :)

Me: Yup. Not only can they drive, but they can also fend off zombies. :)

Cabbage-pult: That’s what I paid for. :|

Me: ANYWAYS, why are you here?

Melon-pult: Simple. We are trying to help you get the X2. :)

Kernel-pult: And Donald Duck paid us to help him get the car while he’s in an extra-terrestrial exploration. He promised he’ll allow us to drive it after the whole thing succeeded.

Meanwhile…

Huey: Uncle Scrooge, how long are we from the asteroid which possibly have gold?

Scrooge McDuck: Be patient, my nieces, we’ll arrive very soon. :)

Back in Earth…

Me: Oh.

Some days later, after the Azure Coast Tour…

Me: For the good performance of you 3, I shall give you 525 tokens to obtain a new car and tune it as your likes. :)

Cabbage-pult: YAY! :D

Later…

Kernel-pult: Guys, meet our new Mustang! :D

Me: Wait. Aww crap. You grabbed my Mustang from my CSR garage.

My Mustang: Hey, are they gonna tune me?

Me: Yup.

After one tuning…

My Mustang: I feel better now. Thanks. :)

Me: No time to waste. Jake and Amy, go work on the X2.

My Civic Type R: And don’t forget the McLaren Fusion Parts. (Open the trunk and reveals a box of McLaren Fusion Parts) :P

Jake: Thanks. :)

Meanwhile…

Adrian Heat: YOU FOOLS! OUR TEAM, THE “BLAZING THUNDER”, IS INVINCIBLE! BUT YOU NINCOMPOOPS FAILED TO A FEW MEDDLING PLANTS?! >:(

Adrian Heat’s racers: But boss, those plants are experts!

Adrian Heat: EXPERT MY ASS! I WANT TO COMPLETELY DEFEAT R8 F*CK AND HIS MEDDLING BITCHES! IS THERE A PROBLEM!? >:(

Adrian Heat’s racers: … ._.

Adrian Heat: Besides, I have to capture Fernando Alonso and R8 f*ck’s bitch, give Alonso to Vincent and (inappropriate stuff), how does it sound? >:)

Adrian Heat’s racers: …Yes, boss, yes! It’s the best idea you’ve come up with! :D

At the same time…

R8 SE: (disguised as a Microsoft Word file) Hmm, seems like Adrian Heat’s got some malicious plans. I’m going to report this to R8 tyke. >:| (Leaves)

Meanwhile…

Me: There you are, R8 SE. What didja got?

R8 SE hologram: Bad news, Adrian’s planning to capture Alono and Zoe. If he succeeded, he would give Alonso to Vincent and-wait-mind if I whisper this to your ears? :|

Me: Sure. (The R8 SE Hologram whispers something into my ears) WHAT THE!? IF HE TRIES TO DO THAT, HE’LL BE LAYING ON A COFFIN WHICH IS GOING TO DROP INTO A VOLCANO SOON! >:(

A few days later, in the Rio Tour…

My X2: So, plan is plan, Alonso. You’ll get to take on the toughest, and the meanest time attacks and the remaining Grand Finales while we take on the easy ones. >:|

Alonso: But hey, are you just mentioning that the Adrian Heat guy is going to kidnap me?

Me: Yup, so we’ll spend our time on safe-guarding.

My R8 LMS Ultra: What if Alonso was UNFORTUNATELY kidnapped?

Me: Simple. I siphoned some CREs to fully PRO my MP4-31. I’ll use it to chase down whoever kidnapped him. >:|

At the Rio Tour Grand Finale…

Alonso: (Gets escorted by us during his entry into my armored 2018 Audi A8)

Me: (After closing the door of the A8) Zoe, come with me. For Jake and Amy, drive the RS7s to safeguard us.

Jake and Amy: Okay. (Enters the RS7s and leaves with me, my other cars followed the RS7s)

Adrian Heat: Great. This f*cktard foils my plan again. >:(

Meanwhile, on the A8…

Me: Actually, Adrian has more vicious plans than I thought, according to my intelligences. >:|

Zoe: What do you mean?

Me: I mean, during our races, the R8 SE coped and brought a change log on his plan. He changed “Give Alonso to Vincent” to “Give Alonso’S HEAD to Vincent” and added a content which is chauvinist enough for me NOT to mention.

Zoe and Alonso: (Both gasps)

Me: BUT the only way to foil this is to win the X2.

Later, at Tokyo…

My MC12: Look, honey, snow! :D

My R8 LMS Ultra: Yes, my sweetheart. :3

Me: Wait, where are the plants?

Melon-pult: According to the weather forecast, the temperature here is 4 degrees below Celsius.

Kernel-pult: We decide NOT to get out of the car in order NOT to become frozen veggies.

Cabbage-pult: Wake us up when you’re done. (Snores with his brothers in my Aventador SV) -.-

Alonso: Well, my friend, I’ll help you till the end.

Me: Thanks. I’ll help them get their X2.

After all GFs are said and done…

Me: (Wakes Melon-pult up) Here are your brand new X2.

Melon-pult: Sweet. :D

Kernel-pult: Oh wait. All is over?

Adrian Heat: (Stomps towards me) YOU!!! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT BAD LUCK! I TOOK YOU OUT TWICE AND I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN! I'M CALLING YOU OUT, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, EVERYTHING ON THE LINE! YOU DOWN OR WHAT?!>:(

Me: Wait. Game’s over. :P

Adrian Heat: YOU!!! Y’ALL WILL BE DEAD MEN, DEAD CARS AND SEEDLESS MELONS! >:(

Cabbage-pult: Hey, that’s racist. >:(

Melon-pult: I!!! AM!!! NOT!!! SEEDLESS!!!! MELON!!!!!!!! D:< (Lobs melons at Adrian Heat at an insane rate)

Me: GET A LOAD OF BUTTERED CORN COB! >:P (Puts a buttered corn cob onto Kernel-pult and he attacks Adrian with that)

Adrian Heat: Geez, thank- OUCH!!! X_X (As the corn cob explodes into scorching popcorns in his hands and face)

My X2: WAIT! O_O

Me: (Gasps) IS ADRIAN HEAT… O_O

My R8 LMS Ultra: … HEROBRINE?!? O_O

Herobrine: Yes, it’s me. The one and only. >:|

Me: … but why?

Herobrine: The REAL Adrian Heat died in a car accident before the 1st MP4-31 Championship. I disguised as him and go on to AVENGE the person who-OUCH!!! (Looks down and sees my R8 LMS impaled his-AHEM- with my enchanted Diamond Sword)

My R8 LMS Ultra: I’m sick and tired of this idiot. Can I push it in a lil’ bit more? >:P

Me: Go ahead.

(Bell rings just as the sword fully impaled Herobrine’s –well,-AHEM-)

Narrator: HEROBRINE, DEFEATED!

My R8 LMS Ultra: That’s what you get for being an a-hole. No money, no men to help you and now you’re gonna say “bye bye” to that thing. >:P

Herobrine: JUST YOU WAIT! I’LL REVENGE!!! D:< (Teleports away while dropping the last F1 XP-5 BP)

Me: YAY! MY F1 IS HERE! :D

???: Oww… X_X

Melon-pult: WINTER MELON? MAGNET-SHROOM? O_O

Winter melon: Hi, I’m Winter Melon, nice to meet ya. ^_^

Magnet-shroom: And I’m Magnet-shroom. :)

Me: Guys, shall we go and pick up my Lancer and my Subie? :D

Everyone: SURE! :D

AND this ends here. Side note: There will be a "End of 2018 Blog Barrage". Stay Tuned!