User blog:TransportFan2014/9 Car Recovery

As the titile says,I got 9 cars. But I wanna do a little NFS Payback-based story, with some differences that adhere to the mission.

At Rio

Me: Hmm... another SLK SE BP >:) 16 more to go and I can take my revenge against those assholic Cobras >:) But I got more to do than that. Like working on my Vulcan and Vette GS... and I know a place where I can hide the Vivendi boss' wife in Vice City as a revenge to what the Vivendi boss did while I was doing the Vette EDD. Glad that his base is destroyed so I can stay out of trouble. Where are those damn V8 and V12 boxes???!!!

(Doorbell rings)

Me: Wonder who is it.

(Opens door and sees Wanda with my MAX+PRO Veneno)

Me: Oh thanks. Now I can resume my farming. Where's Azelfland and his crew btw?

Wanda: They just finished their Championship and EDD.

Me: Then what are you doing alone?

Wanda: (laughs) You seriously think I will go alone?

(Later, Azelfland, Hanna and Feuerrm show up)

Azelfland: If you think so, you are extremely wrong! Get rekt TF2014!!

(Everyone except me laughing)

Azelfland: Hmm.... I just noticed something. (Sends a recording)

Me: Hmm... wonder what is it... (Plays recording)

Recording audio: Please send this message to TF2014, this is the Gameloft boss. I just found the locations of the McLaren P1, the Ferrari LaFerrari, the Merc CLA45, the Merc AMG GT3, the McLaren 675LT, and the Jaguar XJ220S. I have sent the detailed locations via your e-mail. Check it quickly and recover them fast. I failed to stop the Vivendi boss from turning some credit cars into token ones. I may be able to stop it from happening to you though so get these cars quickly.

Me: WHAT THE HELL?? HOW DAFAQ DID THE VIVENDI BOSS MANAGED TO CHANGE THE DAMN PRICES???

Feuerrm: These price changes are for those who entered AsphaltLand after Nov 13. But you need to recover these cars though...

Me: Fine! I am checking my e-mail.

(Checks e-mail)

Me: Bingo. Come on Lancer, we got some cars to find. Azelfland, tell TweakRacer to get some of your crew to bring your Subaru Impreza.

Azelfland: Got it. (Calls TweakRacer)

(Later, TweakRacer, Shelby, TheGoldenThunder and ShadowAzelfland arrive in the Impreza)

Me: Great. Azelfland, Wanda, Hanna and Feuerrm, get in my Lancer. We'll meet at the station in Munich and discuss the plan.

(After the Lancer and the Impreza reach the station)

Me: So this is the plan. I will take the AMG GT3. Azelfland, you go take the CLA45. ShadowAzelfland, you get the P1. Wanda, take the 675LT. Feuerrm, take that XJ220S. TheGoldenThunder, take the 12C. Shelby, you take the LaFerrari. As for you Hanna, take over my Lancer as I exit the car. TweakRacer, you take over the Impreza. And call your Panda Bots to grab a cargo train. We will use the train to escape as we take the cars back to this station.

Others: Got it.

Me: Then let's go!

(As the Impreza approaches the LaFerrari)

Shelby: Ok, here is the LaFerrari. Oh I see those cunts who made fun of my fashion!!

(Leaves Impreza as Impreza drives off and Shelby approaches the LaFerrari)

Vivendi goon 1: Now look who it is. The same lame bitch who does not know how to dress well!

Shelby: You think you can make me go down by calling me a damsel in distress and making fun of my fashion? It ain't working you noob! >:)

Vivendi goon 1: Whoa whoa whoa. So a moron calling me a noob now? Hahahahah.....

Shelby: (pulls out a golf stick) You know, when I was young, I used to be a golf champion. And my skills have never faded. And I will see how I can teach you for messing with me through my golf skills >:)

Vivendi goon 1:So what are you gonna do now? >:)

(Shelby whacks the Vivendi goon in the balls with the golf stick)

Vivendi goon 1: Arrghhhh....

Shelby: This is why you don't mess with me or I will unleash my golf skills! >:) Now give me that car! (Breaks into the LaFerrari, calls Azelfland) I got the LaFerrari. Now I will try to stay out of trouble.

Azelflfand: Good. Now who is next?

(At the mall in Tokyo)

Me: Oh I see my P1 over there. With McLaren P1 Boy. How ironic...

Hanna: We will look for other cars. Since ShadowAzelfland is taking care of that P1. (Sees ShadowAzelfland KO P1 Boy)

ShadowAzelfland: Not every P1 belongs to you. Gimme the car! (Enters P1)

Me: I see my AMG GT3 there. Hanna, take over. I am taking that car. (Pulls out a Carbine rifle and leaves Lancer before Hanna drives away)

Hanna: Be careful TF2014!

Me: I will. (Shoots the 2 goons beside my AMG GT3)

Me: Now who's gonna drive this thing? (Enters AMG GT3 and calls Azelfland) Easy as child's play.

Azelfland: Nice.

(At the Aladdin Hotel)

TheGoldenThunder: I see some people trying to sell that 12C. Imma crash the deal. (Leaves Impreza) So, you tryna sell a stolen car? I am gonna impound this thing!! (Punches the people involved in the deal before taking the 12C) Got it easily.

At the beach in Rio,

Feuerrm: Guys, stop the car. I see a Jaguar over there. I am gonna take that car. Hmm. No goons? Nice. (Leaves Impreza and enters XJ220S) Looks like no one cares about this car.... XD

(In Patagonia)

Azelfland: I see the CLA45 at the quarry in the cave. Imma get that car. (Leaves Lancer and goes to CLA45) GET LOST!!! (Kicks the goons into the hole and takes the CLA45) Got the CLA.

(As Lancer arrives near the 675LT)

Wanda: I am going to get that car. (Sees Vivendi goons)

Vivendi goon 9: Dude, I wonder if we can abduct thi-

Wanda: No one abducts us cause we ain't damsels in distress!! Now fly to space!! (Kicks the 2 goons into space) Now who's having this car now? (Enters 675LT) Got the car.

Azelfland: Good. Let's regroup at the train station in Munich. TweakRacer, you gotta do what you gotta do.

TweakRacer: Aye. (Calls Panda Bots)

Panda Bot 1: I got the train. Panda Bot 2, check and see if this train can be used.

Panda Bot 2: Aye. Checking.

(After 20 mins of checking)

Panda Bot 2: Look!! The is a Sesto and a V12 Vantage in one of the boxcars!!

Me: SWEET!! Looks like I got to recover 9 cars!! >:) (sees Cobras, Huracans, Webers and Arash AF10s) What?? How did the Vivendi boss know we are taking these cars?

ShadowAzelfland: I got these b***a*ds on my tail too!!

Feuerrm: Let's head to the train station quick!!

Panda Bot 1: I got the train placed where you guys wanted. Where are you all?

Me: Having trouble with Vivendi's Cobras, Huracans, Webers and Trash AF10s >:|

Panda Bot 1: Damn it!! Get to the station quick!!

Shelby:You wanna play rough??!! (Whacks a Weber driver with the golf stick, causing him to crash)

(1 hour later)

Me: so all 9 of us reached the station safely. Let's head for that train!!

(All enter the train and it speeds off)

One of Vivendi's Cobras: Those twats are leaving!! Get them!!

Vivendi AF10 1: They ain't going away!! >:)

Panda Bot 2: Well, we have explosives in the back!! Let's wreck them!!

Me: Good. Now experience a big bang you a****l**!!

(TweakRacer, Hanna and I toss the explosives on the tracks and the enemy cars run over them, getting destroyed)

Me: Now we have one more Weber on our tail!! Come on we gotta go!!

Panda Bot 1: I see an opening there!! Gonna go past that before it closes!!! (Makes the train go at full speed)

Last Vivendi Weber: You all ain't getting away!!!

Weber driver: Gonna see how you can run!! (Uses SMG to shoot the last boxcar)

Me: Stay down!!

Panda Bot 1:And we are gonna make it!!! (Train moves through the gate before it closes)

Vivendi Weber: Damnit!!! (Slams into the gate, engine stalls)

Weber driver: Ouch.... (leaves Weber)

Vivendi boss' phone call: So, did you get them?

Weber driver: No. These brats got away.

Vivendi boss: YOU USELESS PRICKS!!! WHY CHOOSE THE BEST CARS WHEN YOU GUYS CANNOT EVEN CHASE A FREAKING TRAIN????!!!! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!! (Craig Jonnes, not Carl Johnson)

Craig (the Weber driver): Come on.... you should know the layout of Munich....

Vivendi boss: I DON'T FREAKING CARE!!! YOUR TASK IS TO TAKE BACK THOSE CARS!!!! AND YOU CANNOT EVEN CHASE A DAMN HEAVY FREIGHT TRAIN????!!!!! I AM CUTTING YOUR FREAKING SALARY!!!!!!!!!!

Craig: Oh no not again....

(At Rio)

Me: Thanks. I could have never got these cars without your help.

Azelfland: Not a big deal. You should drop by my garage sometime.

Me: And one day I will show you all my home in LC. Just not now though.

Azelfland: Take care.

(Train moves away)

Me: Let's get in that garage.

(All my cars enter the garage)

Me: Now Veneno, let's get farming.

My Veneno: Sure thing.

(In San Diego Harbor)

Vivendi boss: You f*****s dare to destroy my base?? Next I lost a Grand Sport?? AND NOW THIS???!!! MY TRUSTY HENCHMEN FAIL TO CHASE A DAMN TRAIN????!!!!! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(The end)