User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Vencer Sarthe championship and the Ferrari 330 P4 recruitment

while i actually want to get the Vencer Sarthe, the first two Grand Finales were hard because i wrecked twice out of my recklessness. anyway, this championship seems easy so far, as i went from French Guiana to The Great Wall of China without trying, even if i overtuned. R8 tyke might already be ahead of me, but i don't mind. also, i got myself a car i wanted really badly, the Ferrari 330 P4. and i also plan to fully upgrade it, so i can take down the Old School race of thee Tag Racing season. but i won't take on its mastery yet.

this is episode 7 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". it continues right where we left off. here goes:

Me: okay, everyone. looks like they accepted my registration to the championship. as usual, Hanna and i will take turns on it.>:I

TheHawtDawg1: i'm not surprised.:I

Me: Leonidas, you'll come to battle anyone who tries to beat us in case anything happens.>:I

My Sbarro Sparta: you got it, buddy. TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!>:)

Cynthia: WHAT?!O_O

Sbarro Sparta: nah i'm just kidding. it's one of the quotes from the 300 movie.^_^

Cynthia: oh.:I

Me: Riviera and Trezor, you two will provide the brains.>:I

My Renault Trezor: sure.:)

My Buick Riviera: no problem.^_^

Me: Devel Sixteen Prototype, you'll come with us as moral support............... well, until we fully upgrade you, that is which will happen.:P.

My Devel Sixteen Prototype: ugh.....................>:(

Me: XTR, your anti-hypnosis system will come in handy.:)

My Tramontana XTR: sure. as long as you upgrade me, the recharge time will also be reduced.^_^

Me: okay, everyone. let's do this!>:)

French Guiana, 11:19 PM

Vencer Sarthe: so, you must be Azelfland, right?:)

Me: the one and only.^_^

Vencer Sarthe: people call me the Vencer Sarthe.^_^

Me: the Vencer Sarthe? never heard of you.:I

Vencer Sarthe: doesn't matter. and you must Azelfland's beautiful and cool-looking girlfriend AND leader of team harmony. Hanna, wasn't it?^_^

Hanna: *giggles* why, thank you. your words flatter me.:3

Sbarro Sparta: *laughs out loud*

Vencer Sarthe: why are you laughing?:I

Sbarro Sparta: because you're trash as f@#k! you honestly think you can dethrone me with a laughable top speed AND a bad nitro reliance?XD

Vencer Sarthe: HOW DARE YOU!? that's no way to treat a lady!>:(

Devel Sixteen Prototype: GUYS! take it easy! don't argue like that!O_O

Hanna: anyway, we got a championship to take on.>:I

at the Grand Finale of the French Guiana

the announcer: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 21st annual Asphalt championship! this is the time where we bring in the engineering from Holland, which is the Vencer Sarthe itself!:D

Vencer Sarthe: i know you're skilled, so i'll-

Me (being hypnotized): .........................................

Vencer Sarthe: um, Azelfland? hello? Earth to Azelfland?:I

aafter the Grand Finale of French Guiana

NEKON: what happened?!O_O

Me: i don't know. all i remember was that i was hypnotized during the race.:I

Flora: I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN!>:(

Vencer Sarthe: what's strange is that my anti-hypnosis system didn't work.:I

Tails: *checks on the Sarthe* i figured out what happened.>:I

NEKON: did someone remove the anit-hypnosis system?:I

Me: dang, you're sharp, NEKON!^_^

Tails: that's right. the Sarthe's anti-hypnosis system has been stripped before the championship even began.>:I

Sonic: and we know the guys behind.>:I

Everyone: VIVENDI!>:(

Hanna: i should've known something like this would happen.>:(

Alice: okay, everyone. now, i would like you to introduce our newest member, the Peugeot Onyx.^_^

My Peugeot Onyx: Azelfland! my man! how have you been these past months?^_^

Me: good. oh, and let me introduce you to my friends and my girlfriend.^_^

two days later, in Tenerife

Sonic: man, Rio was so enjoyable. i remember back in 2016 when my friends and i were in the Olympics with the Super Mario Bros. and everyone else. it was awesome.^_^

Me: though, i'm quite disappointed we don't have a 2018 Winter Olympics game with you guys in it. that would've been so cool (no pun intended).-_-

Sonic: i agree. can't believe they did that to us.-_-

Peugeot Onyx: don't we have a tour to take on?:I

Me: oh, yeah. that's right.:I

after the Grand Finale of Tenerife

Vencer Sarthe: phew. guess I'M the one who saves your asses this time.:P

Chica: let me guess. Hanna was hypnotized. again.:I

Hanna: yep.:I

Me: whoever is hypnotizing us must reallly want us to suffer.>:I

Emily: still, i wonder how R8 tyke and Zoe are doing.:I

Sean: they'll probably be a happy couple by now. just like us.:3

Emily: awwwwwwwwwww.^_^

meanwhile, in Las Vegas, Nevada

R8 tyke's Mazda RX-8: hey, guys. i got myself something cool!^_^

R8 tyke's Toyota Supra: can't wait to watch it.^_^

Audi R8 tyke: oh, god. not again.-_-

R8 tyke's Mazda RX-8: *plays the clip*

in the clip

Amy (getting breast-punched): OH, YES! PUNCH ME HARDER! PUNISH ME HARDER!:D

Audi R8 tyke: *pauses the clip* WHAT THE HELL, DUDE?! HOW DID YOU RECORD THIS WITHOUT BEING SEEN?! AND WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT RECORDING PEOPLE MAIKNG LOVE WITH EACH OTHER?!O_O

R8 tyke's Mazda RX-8: invisibility potions, bitch! also, i couldn't resist.:P

Audi R8 tyke: Jake is gonna get so mad if he finds out you recorded him breast-punching his girlfriend.>:(

Jake: i already know, stupid.>:P

R8 tyke's Mazda RX-8: UH-OH!O_O

Amy: man, you're just being such a perv!>:(

Jake: *punches the RX-8's front bumper*

R8 tyke's Mazda RX-8: OW! WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!X_X

Jake: because you recorded me breast-punching my girl! you perv!>:(

Amy: serves you right, jerk! never intefere in someone's enjoyment!>:(

Audi R8 tyke: anyway. where are you guys off to?:)

Jake: Amy and i are gonna hang out. once you get the blueprints for the Sarthe, we'll go help Azelfland.:)

Audi R8 tyke: okay. though, i haven't found the courage to ask Zoe out.:I

Zoe: hey, guys.^_^

Audi R8 tyke: um, hey, Zoe. do you........ um......... have any plans tonight?':I

Zoe: as of now, i don't. do you?:3

Audi R8 tyke: um, no. um........................':I

R8 tyke's Aud R8 LMS Ultra: do it, you little f@#k!>:I

Aud R8 tyke: um, i was wondering............... if you wanted to hang out.............. with me?':I

Zoe: *giggles* sure. sounds great.:3

later that night (7:00 PM)

Audi R8 tyke: *sees Zoe in her Pink dress and Purple boots and flirts with her* wow you're............... you're very beautiful.:3

Zoe: *giggles* why, thank you.^_^

Audi R8 tyke: how about we go for a walk and get to know each other better?:3

Zoe: sounds good.:3

Audi R8 tyke: after you, my cute princess.:3 *kisses Zoe's left hand*

Zoe: *giggles* you're such a gentleman.:3

after getting to know each other better

Audi R8 tyke: you're such a fun girl to talk to.^_^

Zoe: thanks. you too.^_^

Audi R8 tyke: still, there's something i want to tell you.:I

Zoe: what is it?:3

Audi R8 tyke: i know it sounds crazy, but....... after that game of Truth or Dare, i couldn't stop thinking about you. Zoe, i..................... i'm in love with you.':I

Zoe: awwwwwwwwww, you're so sweet. i'm in love with you too.:3

Audi R8 tyke: awwwwwwwwwww. now, i want to ask you this. Zoe............. *gets down on his one knee* will you be my girlfriend?:3

Zoe: *gasps and bursts into tears of joy* that is so sweet of you! this is the best thing anyone said to me! yes, i'll be your girlfriend! *sighs lovingly* i love you.:'3

Audi R8 tyke: i love you too.:3 *they both make out*

Zoe: *as they both stop making out* you're really good at kissing.:3

Audi R8 tyke: thanks. we should hang out again sometime.^_^

Zoe: *giggles* sure.:3

meanwhile, back in Tenerife

Me: okay. Gameloft sent us 750.000 credits for fully upgrading the Tramontana XTR.^_^

Devel Sixteen Prototype: it's about damn time. NOW UPGRADE ME!>:(

Alice: your tone............ i don't like it.:P

Devel Sixteen Prototype: what?:I

Alice: that haughty, commanding tone of voice! i don't like it! go upgrade yourself!>:(

Devel Sixteen Prototype: what the-? HEY! UPGRADE ME!>:(

Alice: ..................................>:(

Devel Sixteen Prototype: upgrade me........... please?:I

Alice: .......................>:(

Devel Sixteen Prototype: upgrade me......... pretty please?:(

Alice: ............. that's better.^_^ *upgrades the top speed to level 5*

Devel Sixteen Prototype: feels good to be fully upgraded.^_^

the next day, on The Great Wall of China

Me: SKYLINE?! SUPRA?! COBRA?! M1?! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?!O_O

My Toyota Supra: the 675LT and Huayra BC told us you're on your way to recruiting the 330 P4.:)

My Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): so, Perse teleported us there.:)

My 1965 Shelby Cobra: which issssssssssssss why we're here in the ffffffffirsssssssssssssst place.:P

My BMW M1: also, since you'll get her, the Old School race of Tag Racing won't be hard.:)

Wendy: wait, you guys know each other?:I

1965 Shelby Cobra: yep. the Ssssssssssssskyline, the Ssssssssssssssupra, the M1, me and her go way back. since 2015.^_^

My Toyota Supra: also, we're here to root for you.^_^

Me: we'll get her after this tour.:P

Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): fine by me.^_^

after the Grand Finale of the Great Wall of China (and lots of grinding)

My Toyota Supra: nice!^_^

1965 Shelby Cobra: i would like to assssssssssk. why are the XTR and the Onyx with you?:I

Tramontana XTR: we have an anti-hypnosis system that will help our friends. that's why.:)

McLaren P1 boy: looks like i found where the 330 P4 might be.>:I

TweakRacer: you'll get your own 330 P4?! AWESOME!^_^

Me: it sure is.:)

McLaren P1 boy: the 330 P4 is in Moscow, Russia, in a Vivendi tower similar to that where you got the XTR. this is also one of the tower that emits the hypnosis signal. there are 4 towers in total. one in the old EDD site of the One-77, one in Moscow, one in Tokyo and one in Rio. the one in the old One-77 EDD site was destroyed. and so was the one in Rio. Moscow comes next.>:I

TweakRacer: do you want to drive my 330 P4 for now?^_^

Me: sure thing, buddy.^_^

in Moscow, Russia

Wanda: there's no one near the entrance. it's blowing up time, sis.>:)

Persephone: you got it.>:) *blows up the entrance with her rocket launcher*

Me: WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS?!>:D

Knuckles: *chrages towards one of the Vivendi goons* LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEENNKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSS!>:D

Vivendi goon: SIKE!>:D *dodges the attack*

Knuckles: *crashes to the wall* oh no!X_X (Knuckles got owned counter: 3)

at the top of the tower

Diana: hey. i remember your face!>:(

Vivendi goon leader: i don't know what you're talking about.:I

Hanna: you're the guy that called the XTR a wannabe go-kart car. does THAT ring a bell?!>:(

Vivendi goon leader: i see. you guys are back for more.>:I

Loraine: we're gonna kill you for hypnotizing my sister and her boyfriend!>:(

Shadow Azelfland: you're not getting away easily.>:(

Vivendi goon leader: we'll see about that. GUARDS! KICK THEM OUT!>:)

Tails: you guys get those guards. i'll go free the 330 P4.>:I

Wendy: okay.>:I

my Ferrari 330 P4: you're here to save me?:I

Tails: yes. your friends told me about you. *throws 750.000 credits to the cage and breaks it* just gotta install the anti-hypnosis system. * does some tinkering* and............. done.^_^

Ferrari 330 P4: thanks.^_^

Vivendi goon leader: DAMN IT! OUTSMARTED AGAIN!>:(

Shadow: listen up, corn dog! TELL US WHY YOUR BOSS HAS 4 TOWERS FOR HYPNOTIZING OR YOU'LL FEEL THE ULTIMATE POWER!>:(

Vivendi goon leader: we were gonna mess with you during the championship. nothing else, really.O_O

Shadow Azelfland: no matter what info you gave us, you'll STILL die!>:(

Vivendi goon leader: wait! i can tell you more! Vincent is the one leading those towers. he's in Tokyo. and if he finds out, he'll kill me!O_O

Shadow Azelfland: we'll be the ones to do it. what do you say we finish him off, Shadow?>:)

Shadow: hm. i couldn't agree more.>:)

Silver Azelfland (making his Mortal Kombat announcer impression): FINISH HIM!>:)

Diana and Shelby: whoa!:O

Silver Azelfland: what?>:I

Shadow: *beats up the Vivendi goon leader*

Shadow Azelfland: *roasts the Vivendi goon leader with a Fire Punch and rips him in half with his bare hands*

Silver Azelfland (making his Mortal Kombat announcer impression): Shadow Azelfland and Shadow win. flawless victory. FATALITY!>:)

Diana and Shelby: whoa!:O

Me: wow. that was hardcore.O_O

Tails: okay. i felt really uncomfortable with this.O_O

Cynthia: i know i gave the Conglomerate head a burtal death, but i feel....... kind of dirty.:I

Cream: should we........... do something with the dead body?:I

Everyone: ewwwwww.-_-

back at The Grea Wall of China

1965 Shelby Cobra: it'ssssssssss been a long time.^_^

Ferrari 330 P4: it sure has how are you guys doing?^_^

Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): good. what about you?^_^

Ferrari 330 P4: good. nothing important. you know. the usual.^_^

Me: got more good news, guys. we got 350.000 credits from Gameloft. you know what that means.^_^

after a bunch of upgrades on the 330 P4 and pro tuning on the Cobra

1965 Shelby Cobra: thanksssssss ffffffor the pro tune, Alice.^_^

Alice: anytime.:)

Me: 315 plus 3 is 318, plus 3 is 321, quick maths!:P

Hanna: what the heck was that?:I

Me: a reference to Big Shaq.:P

Flora: has anyone seen Chica?:I

Me: chlling in da corridor. your dad is 44.:P

Flora: that's not funny!>:(

Me: i'm sorry. i couldn't resist. to tell the truth, she has a counselling session with Cream.^_^

Flora: oh. okay.:I

meanwhile

Chica: so, um........ tell me. you have a crush on Tails, right?:)

Cream: like most girls at my age, yes.:I

Chica: okay. now, i'll ask you 3 questions at once, just out of curiosity. what's your bra size, lipstick color and will you feel better after this counselling?:)

Cream: B, Pink and yes, i'll feel better after the counselling.:I

Chica: good.:)

Cream: miss Chica, how do you keep a stable relationship, like you and Shadow do?:I

Chica: it's simple. we love each other and we are there for each other. also, he's my mentor in being edgy. which is really cool.^_^

Cream: now that's just funny.^_^

Chica: yeah, i know. anyway, if you guys want to hang out, you can ask him. if you want to, that is.:)

Cream: i don't know about this, miss Chica.:I

Chica: i'm sure you'll find the courage. trust me.^_^

Cream: really?:3

Chica: yeah. i believe you two can be something more than friends.^_^

Cream: thank you, miss Chica. i feel better.:3

Chica: anytime.^_^

and that ends episode 7 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". there will be more, but school life is going to be hard. especially since i will have exams. but that won't stop me from getting the cars i want.

until next time.

-Azelfland.