User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S4: Some very random stuff

YUP THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MEMES AND 1,000,000 1 DAY RAGTIME SESSIONS AND 100,000 BOTTLES OF VODKA WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (passes out)

1st Short: Twinkle Twinkle Little...
My Dart GT: Can someone sing a lullaby? I'm having insomnia. :(

My Marussia B2: I'll sing it. AHEM.

(My advice: Listen to this while reading the following stuff)

My B2: Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder where you are...

(Russian oom-pahs begin here)

My B2: TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE TSAR, HOW WE WONDER WHERE YOU ARE! UP ABOVE THE GULAG HIGH, LIKE SOME NASTY TRAITOR SPY- :D

My Dart GT: FOR F*CK'S SAKE I'M GOING TO SLEEP! O_O (sleeps)

2nd Short: Rushing 🅱
At an MP race...

an MP4/8: How ya doin'? >:)

A Sesto Elemento: erm... good? :|

The MP4/8: I'M GONNA-

My R8 LMS Ultra: RUSH 🅱 NO STOP CYKA BLYAT! >:D (KDs both cars)

3rd Short: The 2nd PCG Meeting
My RX8: Hey folks, what do you guys have to increase our income? :D

Azefland's Cobra: PORN CONTEST! :D

TF2014's Venom GT: Erm... no. We have too much contest. :|

My Integra Type R: How about we going live and review porns? :D

Me: WHAT SH*T YOU'RE DOING, PERVS?! >:(

My B2: GULAG FOR Y'ALL, PERVERTED CARS! >:D

4th Short: Rap Battle!
In a rap battle hosted by my Audis...

Atlay: What are you up, bitches? I am here to-

(My advice: Listen to this while reading the following stuff)

(Russian oom-pahs begin here)

My B2: TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE TSAR, HOW WE WONDER WHERE YOU ARE! UP ABOVE THE GULAG HIGH, LIKE SOME NASTY TRAITOR SPY, TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE TSAR, HOW WE WONDER WHERE YOU ARE! :D

Atlay: That's no fair! >:(

(All my Audis pressed the eliminate button for Atlay)

Atlay: NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR THIS!!!!! X_X

Well, that's it. Hope you enjoy it and-

(Russian oom-pahs begin here)

My B2: TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE TSAR, HOW WE WONDER WHERE YOU ARE! UP ABOVE THE GULAG HIGH, LIKE SOME NASTY TRAITOR SPY- :D

(Camera stops functioning)