User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Porsche 918 EDD, part 1

the Porsche 918 EDD has just started and the "car dialogues" are finally here.

as of now, i got 24.140 points and i'm still going. now, this was supposed to be a 4-part episode, but because the EDD has cars we already own, it's going to be a 2-part episode instead.

anyway, here we go! the "car dialogues " are about to begin. things ae about to get serious from here. so, here goes:

Me: the time has come. it's time to get to the Porsche Headquarters.

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: what about us?

My Porsche 959:you heard Azelfland. only the Porsches have to go.

My DS Survolt: okay.:(

on the way to the Porsche Headquarters

Hanna: soooooo, how did it get so bad?

My Porsche 911 GT3 RS: well, it was a normal day for everyone, but then when the boss of Gameloft busted in, he took all the staff as hostages. he electrocuted me, my brothers and my sister, leaving us all unconscious. we were all chained and he tried to put a mind controlling device on our heads. my sister, my brothers and i escaped, but our brother, the 918 Spyder with Weissach package was still unconscious. after regaining consciousness, he tried escaping with us, but a human-sized Panda stopped him at the last moment.

Me: TweakRacer! so HE was behind all of this! i should've known!

after arriving at the Porsche headquarters

My Porsche Cayman GT4: home sweet home........ well, sort of.

TheHawtDawg1: well, there's no turning back. let's go in.

the team enters the Porsche Headquarters

NEKON: it's getting pretty dark. we should find the switch.

Anthony Jose: agreed.

???: i don't think that's nescesary.

Me: huh?

Hanna: who said that?

the lights turn on, as a shadowy figure comes out

Everyone: *gasps* THE BOSS OF GAMELOFT?!?!

The boss of Gameloft: that's right. and you fell right into my trap.

NEKON: but...... why?!

the boss of Gameloft: for the money, of course. what did you expect?

Me: if you think you're gonna trick us, that's not gonna work!

My Porsche 718 Boxster S: what did you do to our brother, freak?!>:(

the boss of Gameloft: your brother is right here, with me. and of course, he's being mind controlled.

Porsche 918 Spyder with Weissach Package:....................

Porsche 911 GT3 RS: come on, bro. it's us. remember?

Me: it's not going to work. the only way to take him down is to get 75.000 Enduro Points.

the boss of Gameloft: well, then. you won't be able to stop me. i have an army.

Me: we have a load of credits. * maxes out the Porsche 918 Spyder with Weissach Package*

the boss of Gameloft: hmph. no matter! you still can't stop me! it's Four-on-five here!

???: not this time! it's Eight-on-one!

the boss of Gameloft: HUH?!

the Scion FR-S, Audi RS3 Sportback, DS Survolt and Dodge Viper SRT10 ACR-X bust in

All 4 of my Porsches: GUYS?!O_O

My Scion FR-S: that's right! we came to help!

MY Audi RS3 Sportback: we won't let you down.

the boss of Gameloft: WHAT?!

Hanna: who's the loser now?!>:)

???: you may have your friends, but you'll have to go through me to stand a chance.* a human-sized Panda comes out of the shadows*

Me: TweakRacer!>:(

TweakRacer:*speaking like a chipmunk* well, well, well. if it isn't Azelfland and his friends.

Everyone:*starts laughing hysterically*

TweakRacer: what? do i have something weird on me?

Hanna: you speak like a chipmunk.*keeps laughing hysterically*

TweakRacer: i'm not weird! i'm trying to intimidate you guys! *everyone still laughs hysterically* SILENCE!!!

everyone stopped laughing

TweakRacer: as i was saying, you want to know why we're doing this.

Me: let me guess. you want to kill me, because i annoy you, but i keep coming back, so you won't be able to do it.

TweakRacer: HOW DID YOU-*sighs* never mind. ANYWAY, this Porsche 918 Spyder with Weissach Package will take care of you now.

Porsche 918 Spyder with Weissach Package: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY ME L33T 3NDURO 918. I AM TEH GAMELOFT ALLY. I ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY. I RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNA ON THIS L33T HELMET. IT IS HOTNESS. I MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. I LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER GAMELOFTORZ. U=NOOBS. 918=L33T. PREPARE FOR TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

a pitfall opens under Azelfland

Me: *while falling* PK-THUNDER! *zaps himself and comes right back up* how do you like that? never mess with someone who can control fire and lightning.

TweakRacer and the Boss of Gameloft: WHAAAAT?!!

Porsche 918 Spyder with Weissach Package: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED. TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. I AM 2 L33T. I OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY MY L33T TIRES!!!

Me: get ready, guys! we're in for a fight!!

will our heroes get the 918 Spyder with Weissach package and take down TweakRacer and the boss of Gameloft for good? will there be more leet language from that helmet? find out next time on "Car dialogues".

until next time.

-Azelfland.