User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: Twists And Turns

So... I have the Aprilia, QUANTINO and MP4-31 obtained in a week. And in the realm of AsphaltLand, things take good and bad turns (at least within the stories only).

(At the fourth lab, after London and shortly after I told R8 Tyke that he can intergorrate Anais)

Me: Phew. Bye bye clone. But.... why I cannot take the Aprilia back? :|

Technician: Wait. We need to check the status.

(After some analysis)

Technician: Not good. That was the clone of the clonemaker.

Me: Crap. -_-

Technician: Hang on for some time. Till we get additional data.

(When I return to the MP4-31)

MP4-31: I heard R8 Tyke is trying to purchase Roaring Thunder. Well that should sort out Adrian Heat.

Me: Good. And what else?

MP4-31: We gotta hurry. I heard that Adrian Heat is planning to sabotage the Zephyrs. We need to get to them. I know what to do. Just take me to the Zephyrs.

Me: Well that will be about 32 trips. But I will try.

(After using some tires)

Me: I gotta get back to the Aprilia now.

(While on the way, I receive a message)

Me: Hmm? Okay. Quantino in a scrap yard. I will get it soon.

(At the R&D labs)

Technician: Okay. The clonemaker is nearby. Let's go!!!

(After the remaining tests)

Technician: THERE IT IS!!! THE CLONEMAKER!!!

Clonemaker: Oh! Nubz s33n. Nubz nut pawnd. I am tuu l33t.

Me: STFU Clonemaker. Let's do this!!! >:|

Clonemaker: I am tuu l33t. G3t radi tu g3t pawnd. WOOT WOOT!!! U will be pawnd.

Me: Oh yeah?? >:|

(After finishing ahead of the clonemaker)

Clonemaker: I WILL BE BAK AN YOU WILL BE BLOWND!!! (disintegrates)

Technician: Thanks for saving our labs. This bike is for you.

Me: Thanks. And help keep an eye on anything going near this car. (I pinpoint the location)

Technician: Wait. The Quantino? You better be careful when retrieving it.

Me: I will.

(After taking my Aprilia to my garage)

R8 Tyke: So. There is this hooker?

Me: Yep.



My Vulcan: Drat,there goes my mirrors... -_-

My Holden: What in the world? :/

Me: Cuz I hid the boss' wife in here.

My Camaro SS: You WHAT??!!! O_O VINCENT IS GONNA-

Sarah: No he won't. This garage has the same protection as R8 Tyke's Azure Coast and Azelfland's Tokyo garages. Plus we are 100 m below the ground so....

My Holden: Phew. :|

My Estoque: He won't expect anyone to hide his wife in a garage. :P

Me: Enough talkie. I am gonna recover something.

Lily: Well I got a meeting with Hanna and Zoe. I might follow to Azelf's.

Me: Ok then. (Both of us leave in the Lancer)

(After dropping Lily off at where Hanna is waiting with Zoe after Hanna 'visited' the Sindaccos)

Me: Okay. Another plane ride. The Quantino is located in Yukon.

(When I reach Whitehorse, Yukon with a Lockheed C-130)

Me: Hmm. Which retards stripped my Quantino apart?? >:(

Random guy 1: Okay. Rare Quantino parts. Once we auction these off, we are rich.

Me: NOT SO FAST!!! >:(

(I eliminate the guys who stripped the Quantini apart)

Me: YOU PICKED THE WRONG CAR, FOOLS!!!! >:( (As I take back the Quantini parts and reattach them to my Quantino)

Me: Stealing my parts, huh? >:| (I use the lorry's cables and engine to jumpstart my Quantino)

My Quantino: Who is this?? PLEASE DON'T TEAR ME APART!!! O_O

Me: Relax!!

My Quantino: Phew. It's you. Thought I was seeing some people who want to auction me off!! O_O

Me: Will be taking you back.

(After taking my Quantino back using the same C-130)

My Quantino: So you have a base here?

My RX-8: Yes. Vincent will not expect an operating base down here.

My Quantino: Heard from you guys that someone is held hostage here...

My Hommage: The wife of the boss who wrecked the Barcelona garage, that's who.

Me: Oh, speaking of which.... (I replace the ropes with some chains) Just to make sure she cannot move. (As I use the shortest chain to lock her wrists to the pillar) Well she cannot move now.

My Viper: What if she broke free?

Naomi: No way she can run. (Anais wakes up at this point) We have glued her skirt and shoes to the floor. Not to mention, we also filled her shoes with glue.

My SLK SE: Savage. :P

Anais: (realising she cannot move) Umm... what are you guys gonna do now? :/

Naomi: Just nothing. Apart from watching you.

Anais: Why can't you just let me walk free? :/

Me: If we do, you will mess with us again. Zero doubt. And I told you not to waste your energy. Either way, spend your remaining life with your fate. Don't worry. I won't kill you. So remain calm. :P

Anais: Then why not let me go? Since I won't be any use....

Sarah: If I say you will be the decoration here? :P

Anais: If I admit it all, will you let me go?

Me: Nope, never. All your chances are blown. The second time I kidnapped you, you were lucky. But not this time. Nothing you do or say will make you walk free. You asked for it.

Sarah: You deserve your fate. Don't ask us to leave. You harassed my friends and I, along with Azelfland's girls.

R8 Tyke's message: Come to my garage! FAST!!! O_O

(While I was on the way to my garage with the Quantino I recovered, at a mall in Sioux City)

Zoe: Well, let's go back.

Hanna: Bad news. :/

Zoe: What? :/

Hanna: No idea if it is just me, or there is a jammer nearby? :/ It seems like I cannot use my powers :/

Lily: Let me try. (No response) Not good. We better find a ca- (all three of them got knocked unconscious)

VVS goon 1: Well, I have no idea where these idiots hid Anais.

VVS goon 2: But, we have three princesses from three retards. :P

VVS goon 1: Yeah, we will use the three of 'em 'damsels in distress' to force the three retards to give Anais back.

VVS goon 3: But then, we ain't returning the damsels. >:P

(The conversation is picked up by ACG, R8 Tyke's R8 SE hologram and an A330)

ACG: THEY GOT HANNA?? O_O I HAVE TO LET AZELFLAND, TF2014 AND R8 TYKE KNOW!!! O_O (Same for the A330 and the R8 SE hologram)

A330: I will follow them and see where they go!! >:|

(At R8 Tyke's garage)

Me: What's up?

R8 SE hologram: We have-

R8 Tyke: -two bad news.

R8 SE hologram: News 1: Vincent is planning to copy the powers of Azelfland's girls.

Me: DAMN IT!!! >:( HOPE LILY'S POWERS ARE NOT NOTICED!!! O_O

R8 Tyke: We gotta warn Azelfland!!! >:(

R9 SE hologram: And 2. Vincent caught Hanna, Lily and Zoe. All he needs is 3 random girls from you all, wether they have powers or not.

Me: F***!!!!! >:(

R8 SE hologram: BUT, there is a catch for Vincent's plan to work. 1), he needs Anais back. Without Anais, those powers cannot be duplicated. Remember, Azelfland.exe cannot absorb any of their powers without Anais' assistance. ONLY ANAIS. But since Anais is hidden in a place where not one VVS member can find, this part can be secured. 2), you must defeat Roaring Thunder. If they win, then Adrian Heat can umm... use their cheating to allow Vincent to discover all powers. Vincent cannot obtain them without 1) however. More data will be obtained soon.... but maybe you can use the fake betrayal after the 918 EDD to make his plan crumble to pieces.

R8 Tyke: WE BETTER WARN AZELFLAND!!!! >:(

(After reaching Azelfland's garage, we notice nobody's home)

Me: I slipped all the data into Azelfland's mailbox. Hope he gets the warning.....

R8 Tyke: And now, we acquire Roaring Thunder, then we can crumble part 2 of the plan. We wait for the 918 EDD, then we stage a betrayal, and then we rescue the three of them. >:|

(My MP4-31 reaches the Zephyrs crew)

MP4-31: You're the Zephyrs right? I heard that Vincent is doing some sabotage.

Zephyrs crew: Yeah. Our vehicle is sabotaged.

MP4-31: I can help you. But then.... (says condition)

Zephyrs crew: We got it. Good thing the last tour is not open yet.

(While R8 Tyke and I are discussing the situation with the Zephyrs crew, at the Colorado base)

A330: I heard that the three girls are held hostage here. I don't think I can stay any longer. I will head to the nearest airport.

S-64 Aircrane: Leave it to me. I will hover near, and try to pick up info.

BAC 1-11: Well, let me record their conversations as well.

(In the base)

Lily: (waking up) Where am I? Hanna? Zoe?

VVS goon 1: Okay. Wait till all 3 wake up. Then we give them the same treatment they did to Anais. >:)

Lily: (seeing Hanna and Zoe tied up) Not good. I gotta go and rescue them- (realises she is also tied up) WHAT THE HECK???!!!! WHO ON EARTH DID THIS??!!!!! O_O

(Lily's screams woke Hanna and Zoe up)

Zoe: What's wrong Lily? (Sees herself and the other 2 tied up) CURSE YOU VVS!!!! >:(

Hanna: THESE IDIOTS AS USUAL!!!! >:(

VVS goons: Awake now??? :P

Zoe: WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT??!!!! >:(

Vincent: Well, well, well. I heard that some of you have some awesome powers. So I caught a few of you, as samples. :P

Lily: You WHAT??!!! >:(

Hanna: YOU FRICKING GONNA DO EXPERIMENTS ON US??!!! >:(

Vincent: Why not?? :P You damsels in distress, along with your male retards, ALWAYS spoil our operations.

Hanna: Cause YOU ALWAYS FORCE US TO!!! >:(

(A F-16 flies near the base to try to allow the conversations to be recorded)

Vincent: It does not matter. Once I got Anais back then I will decide what I will do to you all.

Lily: YOU SNITCH!!!! >:(

Vincent: Have 'fun' with our men. :P (walks away)

Zoe: Don't bother wastibg our energy. We better think how we can escape. >:|

VVS goon 3: Boss!

Vincent: Yes?

VVS goon 3: I think some of the retards will try to save them. So, I have an idea. We put a jammer, a tracker and an anti-aircraft system. Jammer in case someone is stealing our info. Tracker to allow us to detect any intruders. And if any of them have flying as their powers, or in TrashF****r's case, flying any aircraft into our vicinity, then.... boom.

Vincent: Splendid!! Problem is we will never know which aircraft TF2014 will be using- we never know. Just arm the gadgets so no one can save the three of them.

VVS goon 3: Aye.

A330, BAC 1-11, S-64 and F-16: ANTI-AIRCRAFT??? O_O RUN!!!!! (All 4 fly away like renegades)

R8 SE hologram: DAMN!!!! >:( I cannot extract info from them!!!! >:(

(After the Zephyrs beat Roaring Thunder)

R8 Tyke: YOU LOSE, ROARING THUNDER!!! >:P

Me: Okay. We will discuss the situation with Azelfland. You go first. And tell ShadowAzelfland and Shelby to look after Naomi- I will ask her to hide at the hotel where she works at. I will hide Sarah in NYC.

R8 Tyke: ON IT!!! >:|

(Both R8 Tyke's and my MP4-31 go to Azelflad's garage; R8 Tyke goes there as well; I head to Haneda Airport to pick up a Gulfstream G550 to send Naomi to the hotel where her bar is located, and to look after Sarah)