User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S3: The Sbarro GT1 Shenanigans

So, the Sbarro GT1 Championship is here, and so far, I had finished the Tokyo Tour. However, that tour also forced me to upgrade to 2502 0000. Anyways, enjoy. :)

A few days ago, in the Alpine base/home of mine…

Zoe: The Sbarro GT1 championship is here.

Me: Oh really? I’ll go and check.

My 718 Boxster S: I’ve heard that the championship reuses the layout of my championship. I’ll help. >:|

Me: Sure. :)

My Sparta and my Alcador: We’ll want to check out my cousin, too, so count us in. :)

At the championship site…

Me: So, you’re-

My Sbarro GT1: I'm the Sbarro GT1, nice to meet you! ^_^

My SLR McLaren: YOU? HA! CLK GTR RIP OFF MAN! >:D

My Sbarro Sparta: You don't have the Spartan gene, slow as f*ck. Go and deliver yo PIZZA! >:D

My Sbarro GT1: HEY! YOU SHOULDN’T TREAT YOUR COUSINS LIKE THAT! >:(

My Alcador: Sorry, just you’re the slowest of us 3. :P

My 718 Boxster S: So GT1, I’m here to help. You know the drill, right? >:|

My GT1: Yeah. We clear the time limits, eliminate some f*cks and we gotta beat the Grand Finale, right? :|

My 718 Boxster S: BINGO, and your championship reuses the layout of min, so don’t worry, I’ll show you the fastest route. >:|

Me: Hey, who left this yellow 718 Boxster S here?

My 718 Boxster S: IS MY COUSIN! How you doin’?

My 718 Boxster S’ cousin: I’m fine. Anyways, do you know how to go to this place? I got kidnapped when I’m going to there.

Me: Oh wait… IT’S MY MOM’S PLACE! I’ll take you to there. Zoe, help me to take care of the GT1.

3 hours later…

Me: Oh wait. WHY ARE YOU HERE, VINCENT? >:(

Vincent: My “DEAR” R8 tyke, YOU STOLE MY CAR AGAIN! MY YELLOW 718 BOXSTER S! >:(

Me: Eh, f*ck you. You didn’t keep “your” car well. >:(

Vincent: (Takes out a pistol) I had ENOUGH of you, R8 tyke. First, you failed me in developing the R8 SE AI, and then, you betrayed us and NOW, YOU’RE STEALING MY CARS?! I NEED TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW! >:(

Me: That’s because you forced me to work with you by taking my cars as hostages! >:(

A few days before the R8 SE R&D…

(Vivendi troops taking most of my cars away)

Me: WTF are these guys doing! GIMME MY CARS BACK! >:(

Vincent: SHUT YOUR MOUTH! DO THESE THINGS FOR ME AND YOU CAN SEE YOUR CARS AGAIN! IF YOU FAIL, NOT ONLY YOUR CARS WILL BE SCRAPPED, YOU WILL ALSO DIE! >:(

Me: …  ._.

(Flashback ends)

Me: AND that time, you terrorized me, only to force me to help with YOUR GREED AND YOUR CROOKED PLANS! AND EVERY NIGHT WHEN I WORKED FOR YOU, I ALWAYS FELT GUILTY OF EVERYTHING AND MYSELF! >:(

Vincent: HOWEVER, you’re useless to me now. SO DIE! D:< (Fires a bullet to me)

At a split second before the bullet hits me…

My R8 LMS Ultra: (Comes from nowhere) YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:< (Blocks the bullet for me)

Me: WHAT? O_O

Vincent: AND HELL A STUPID CAR COMES AND BLOCKED MY BULLET! >:(

My AHGT: You try to shoot R8 tyke, huh? YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS! D:<

Vincent: C’MON! IT’S ALWAYS THE NUT SHOT! CAN’T YOU GUYS THINK OF ANYMORE THINGS TO PUNISH ME? >:(

Zoe: Oh WE will. >:)

(An anvil squashed Vincent on the nuts, but miraculously, he didn’t die)

Vincent: OOOOOUUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU! AUDI F*CKING R8- (a random mop fell from the sky and stuffed Vincent’s mouth)

Me: Let’s ignore this nut, let’s go. >:)

Vincent: (In distance) CURSE YOU! AUDI F*CKING R8-(Mop fells again and stuffed his mouth, then Vincent spits out the mop) Why there’re so many mops? (another mop fell and stuffed his mouth again)

A few days later, in Dubai….

Me: As far as I can tell, the tune 2-3-0-1 without PRO tuning is kinda good, considering that we didn’t need to tune up the GT1 to finish a lot of these qualifiers (and Grand Finales). ^_^

3 Minutes later…

Scrooge McDuck: Is the tune REALLY WORK? I failed like 3 times on the qualifier before the Grand Finale, even though I’m using boosters. :|

Me: Hmm…. An Extra Tank should deal with this. (Pops an extra tank and attached it to the GT1’s Nitro tank)

After the Grand Finale…

My 718 Boxster S: Very good so far. Hope we’ll spend less on upgrades. :)

Back in Vivendi’s Colorado base…

Azefland.exe: FOOLS! IDIOTS! WIMP-CENT, YOU GOT YOUR NUTS SQUASHED LIKE A PATHETIC FOOL! AND THAT R8 F*CK IS SUCCEEDING IN GETTING THE SBARRO GT1 IN A LOW TUNE! D:<

Anais: No worries. We’ll let him and his sl*t know what is the consequence is if he messed with us.

Hehachi Mishima: I filled the Tokyo Tour with hard qualifiers, and as a safeguard that R8 tyke doesn’t get the GT1, the Mishima Zaibatsu has hired some of the most elite snipers to hunt him down. >:)

Entity303: AND as an extra safeguard, I have ordered my men to keep an eye on him and patrol in the Alps. Even if he managed to clear the Tokyo Tour, we’ll ensure that he’ll die in the Alps.

All villains in the VVS: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >:D

Anyways, here it is. Hope you enjoy this episode!