User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Ferrari FF recruitment

let the rant about the FF begin.

as the title says, i got the Ferrari FF before the new update drops. and it's actually been a while since i bought a car that costed credits. since i was done with the events for now, i thought it was time to get that FF i wanted. and right after this, i predict that TheGoldenThunder will rant about how much he hates this car.

this is the final episode of season 5 of "car dialogues". also, the name will change right after this, and TF2014 got an idea about what the series will be renamed to. but anyway. here goes:

Azelfland's garage, 10:00 AM

My Arrinera Hussarya GT: man, winning four multiplayer races in a row never felt so good.^_^

Me: i know, right?:)

TheGoldenThunder: so, what are you gonna do with all those credits you got?:)

Me: i'll recruit the Ferrari FF.:)

TheGoldenThunder: WHAT?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!O_O

Me: why's that?:I

TheGoldenThunder: because i hate this car! terrible handling, ugly as hell, expensive upgrades. oh, and it's a F@#$ING BOAT!>:(

My Ferrari LaFerrari: HEY! don't talk about my sister like that! you do know that we Ferraris are all about speed and beauty!>:(

TheGoldenThunder: oh. sorry about that. the point is, i hate this car.>:(

Me: sheesh. talk about a huge amount of hate.O_O

TheGoldenThunder: but you know what? if you're going to stop Vivendi, i'm with you, no matter what.:)

Feuerrm: speaking of Vivendi, i got a letter from them.:I

Me: let me read it. *reads the paper* "if you want to see your precious girlfriend and your upgrader again, come to us in the Grand Canyon base. -McLaren P1 boy." THAT DAMNED MOTHERF@#$ER!!>:(

TweakRacer: now that's deja vu right there.:I

Cynthia: it's because before we became allies with TweakRacer, he did the same thing. he kidnapped Hanna, alongside the Range Rover and the F12 Berlinetta and threatened that he would kill them.:I

TweakRacer: that was in the past, okay?-_-

TheHawtDawg1: but now it's the Ferrari FF with them.>:I

Me: doesn't matter. let's go get them.>:I

Geceo: *comes out of nowhere with a baseball bat* YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!>:(

Me: *picks up a chair* HEY! HEYHEYHEYHEY! GECEO, IT'S ME, AZELFLAND! CHILL, CHILL!O_O

Geceo: *immidiately recognizes Azelfland* Azelfland? *drops the baseball bat* OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH, my dog! what's up? *hugs Azelfland* ha ha ha ha! hey, man. are you okay?^_^

Me: man, you scared me for good. but i'm good.^_^

My BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: so, this is your friend you were talking about. he's pretty good.:)

Geceo: DID YOUR HOMMAGE JUST TALK?! WHO PUT DRUGS IN MY SPAGHETTI?!O_O

TF2014: whoa. calm down. no one put drugs in your spaghetti.O_O

Geceo: oh.:I

Sonic: don't tell me you haven't seen a talking car before.:I

Geceo: actually, no. this is the first time i've seen a talking car. but anyway. i'm here to help you get your girlfriend back. i heard a lot about your racing team.>:I

Me: you came to the right place.:)

Geceo: i'll join you guys. i also got a bone to pick with Vivendi.>:I

meanwhile, in Vivendi's Grand Canyon base

Hanna: ugh. where.................. are we?:I

Alice: oh, god. we're in the cell Emily was.O_O

My Ferrari FF: and you're not the only ones.:I

Alice: the FF? but............. you were in the dealership. what happened?:I

Ferrari FF: he abducted me. that's what happened.:P

Hanna: so, that explains why there is a normal lock with a password and one that needs a certain amount of credits to unlock.:I

Alice: i sure hope they'll find us.:I

McLaren P1 boy: i'm afraid they won't.>:)

Hanna: YOU BASTARD!! IF I GET OUT OF THIS CELL, I'LL KICK THE S@#T OUT OF YOU!>:(

the boss of Vivendi: i don't think that's going to happen. cau- *the alarm rings* oh, NOW WHAT?!>:(

Ferrari FF: you're gonna get it now.>:)

at the entrance

Me: WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS?!>:D

Wendy: stand back! i know Capoeira and i know how to expand space and i'm not afraid to use them!>:(

a few minutes later

McLaren P1 boy: well, look who it is.>:)

Me: P1 boy, let the girls go NOW!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: no. i'll make you choose between two things. the love of your life and her friend or the Ferrari FF. what's it going to be?>:)

Me: hold on a sec.>:I * uses his psychic powers to take the pistol ammo clip off of P1 boy's pistol*

Hanna: seriously, Azelfland. if you choose the FF over me, we're breaking up!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: just take one step and she's dead. i dare you>:)

Me: *takes a step*

Hanna: goddamn it, Azelfland!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: all right then. *pulls the trigger, but nothing happens* huh? it's empty?!O_O

Me: looking for this?>:) *shows the pistol ammo clip and crushes it with his bare hands*

Hanna: never mind. that was actually pretty smart.:3 * bites P1 boy right in the neck and sucks half a litre of his blood*

McLaren P1 boy: OW! WHAT THE HELL?!O_O

the boss of Vivendi: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!O_O

Alice: it's payback time!>:( *kicks P1 boy right in the nuts*

McLaren P1 boy: *screams in pain*

the boss of Vivendi: are you serious?!>:(

Me: did you really think i was gonna fall for that trick again? ha! i don't think so.>:)

Hanna: team Azelfland and team Harmony, one. Vivendi, zero!>:)

the boss of Vivendi: oh, really?>:(

Alice: yes, really. also, suck on this.>:) *gives the boss of Vivendi the middle finger*

the boss of Vivendi: WHY YOU LITTLE............................. YOU'RE JUST A F@#$ING LAZY SLOTH AND A PIECE OF S@#T TO  AZELFLAND'S CARS! MULTIPLAYER TUNING IS FOR THE WINNERS, SUCH AS MYSELF!>:(

Alice: *gasps and starts crying*

Wendy: OH, NOW YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GET IT!>:(

the boss of Vivendi: uh-oh.O_O

Wendy: YOU INSULTED MY SISTER. NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY THE PRICE!>:(

the boss of Vivendi: i didn't mean it. i swear....... okay, i meant the whole "multiplayer tuning" thing, but i didn't want to insult your sister.O_O

Wendy: do you know what happens to people who dare to think we're damsels in distress AND who insult us EVERY SINGLE TIME?!>:(

the boss of Vivendi: i'm serious.O_O

Wendy: WE KICK THEM IN THE BALLS!>:( *kicks the boss of Vivendi right in the nuts*

the boss of Vivendi: *screams in pain*

Hanna: serves you right, jerks!>:(

TheHedgehogOne: if you dare insult my girl OR her friends ever again, you'll wish you never messed with us!>:(

TheGoldenThunder: *throws 450.000 credits on the cage lock and breaks it* i'm getting you out.>:I

Ferrari FF: wait a minute. i thought you hated me.:I

TheGoldenThunder: this point still applies. but you can help us take them down.>:I

Shadow: let's get out of here.>:I

the boss of Vivendi and McLaren P1 boy: *still screaming in pain*

back at Azelfland's garage, in Wendy's room

TheHedgehogOne: hey.:I

Alice: what do you want?;_;

TheHedgehogOne: tell me what happened.:I

Alice: the boss of Vivendi................ *sniffle* called me a.................... *sniffle* a sloth and said i never treat cars right.;_; *cries*

TheHedgehogOne: don't listen to what the boss of Vivendi says. you're a great girl.:3

Alice: r-really?:'(

TheHedgehogOne: yeah. you always do your best to help Azelfland and all of our friends.:3

Alice: awwwwwwwww.:'3

TheHedgehogOne: and the cars and bikes like your mechanic skills. you always give them a part of yourself.:3

Alice: awwwwwwwwwww.:'3

TheHedgehogOne: *pets her hair* shhhhhhhhhh. everything's gonna be okay. don't cry. i'm here for you.:3

Alice: *stops crying* thanks, Lucas. i'm feeling much better now.:3

TheHedgehogOne: anytime. oh, and before i go, i want to give you something.:3

Alice: what is it?:3

TheHedgehogOne: *kisses Alice in the cheek*

Alice: *blushes*

a few days later

Hanna: hey, Azelfland. first of all, i'm sorry for telling you that i would break up with you, if you chose the FF. i didn't mean it.:(

Me: it's okay. the plan i had was flawless, however. and it was part of the plan.:3

Hanna: i know. and i love you more after this.:3

Me: awwwwwwww.:3

Hanna: and second. guess what today is.:3

Me: our seven-month anniversary?:3

Hanna: yep. and this time, i'm thinking of wearing that outfit you gave me last month.:3

later that night (7:00 PM)

Me: *sees Hanna in her Orange T-shirt with the Yellow happy face, her Black-and-Red striped fingerless gloves, her Purple jeans and her Pink running shoes* DAAAAAAAAAANG, you're really hot!:D

Hanna: *giggles* thank you.:3

Me: all right. so, where do you want to go this time?:3

Hanna: to the shopping mall, of course.:3

Me: all right then. after you.:3

Hanna: *giggles* you're such a gentleman.:3

a few minutes later, at the shopping mall

Hanna: hey, take a look at this.:3

Me: a heart necklace?:I

Hanna: it's a golden heart necklace, silly. and i would love to wear it someday.:3

Me: well, we'll have to wait on that.:I

two minutes later

Me: so, if we were to get married in the future, what would your dream wedding be like?:3

Hanna: dream wedding, huh? okay. so, i want it to happen on a beach with a beautiful sunset, like Florida or any of the islands of Greece. now, i would invite our friends and families to our wedding. and then, as i wear the wedding dress, my dad would hold me from my hand. my mom would be puffy from her tears, but she'll be beautiful, as always. *sighs lovingly* and when the priest finally announces: "you may kiss the bride", we'll look at each other lovingly and then make out. and then we'll celebrate.:3

Me: wow. that was pretty deep. but remember, it's our future we're talking about.:3

Hanna: i know. so, what did you get this time?:3

Me: well, i got you these. i hope you like them.:I *gives Hanna a pair of Pink roller skates and a roller skating outfit*

Hanna: *gasps* for me? awwwwwwww, you shouldn't have.:3

Me: it's the least i could do.:3

Hanna: though............ i don't know. sure, i can ice skate, but i never roller skated in my life.:I

Me: that's okay. i'll help you.:3

outside of the shopping mall

Hanna: i don't know if i can do this.':I

Me: just like when you ice skate, you'll have to glide slow and easy and balance your weight. no sudden movements, okay?:)

Hanna: okay.':I

Me: you can do it.:3

Hanna: whoa!O_O *tries to balance her weight, but falls down*

Me: are you okay?!O_O

Hanna: yeah. i think so.:I

Me: let me help you get up.:3 *helps Hanna get herself up*

Hanna: thanks.:3

half an hour later

Me: see? i told you you'd make it.:3

Hanna: i'm starting to get used to it.:3 *glides gracefully*

Me: how about we get back and show our friends your new outfit and your roller skates?:3

Hanna: sure.:3

back at Azelfland's garage (again)

Flora: hey, Hanna. nice new outfit.:3

Hanna: thanks.:3

Chica: it looks good on you. and so do your roller skates.:3

Hanna: thanks.:3

Me: well, she just looks really good.:3

a few minutes later, in Hanna's room

Hanna: thanks, Azelfland. i'll never forget this night.:3 *Hanna's eighth tail grows*

Me: me neither.:3

Hanna: *sighs lovingly* i love you, Azelfland.:3

Me: i love you too, Hanna.:3 *they both make out*

Hanna: *as they both stop making out* can't wait for the Valentine's day prom.:3

Me: i couldn't agree more.:3

and that's the end of season 5 of "car dialogues". once again, the series is going to be renamed anytime soon.

until next time.

-Azelfland.