User blog:TransportFan2014/Buick Avista Rescue

Ok, I got the Buick before the update. I thought my replacement account will be affected by the price change but upon updating.... nope. Will write about the Championship of the Rip Rod but I gotta do some farming.

This story will be based on the NFS Payback mission called Transmission and the GTA San Anderas mission Ran Fa Li. Will contain some elements from the mission Operation Skyhammer in NFS Payback also.

(At Rio)

Me: Oh great!! Next week is the SLK Special Edition MPE!! Time to collect Blueprints next Monday!!

(Doorbell rings)

Me: Who is it this time?

(Opens door)

Me: Azelfland, what's up?

Azelfland: Nothing, I just found the Buick Avista. According to the Gameloft boss it is at Metro Oakland Intl.

Me: Great!! I need to recover that car before it becomes a token car!! (Grabs my Carbine rifle, ready to look for that car)

Azelfland: Whoa whoa whoa!! Slow down slick!! It is not like the Vivendi boss will not use that car as a bait. Not after we pissed him off by escaping through the Munich subway with that freight train.

Me: Oh right :/

Azelfland: I gotta ask one of my females to look after you. While I go and practise some biking with my Hayabusa.

Me: What? Seriously I know your girls are pinpoint crackshots, but it is not good to put too much burden on 'em :/

Azelfland: If the Vivendi boss is a pushover then I do not need to ask the girls. But the boss is now in rage mode after his overall loss....

Me: Fine!! Fine!! I wonder who is free to help. Alice, is it?

Azelfland: Ding!! Ding!! Ding!! Ding!! Good answer TF2014!!

(An Audi RS4 Avant shows up)

Azelfland's RS4: My master told me that you need some help TF2014.

Alice (in the RS4): No doubt. Fortunately I am here to help.

Me: Really? You gonna help me get that Buick??

Alice: That is a certanity. Get on board. We gotta get to that Buick before it is taken away.

Me: Looks like we got a change of plans.... the Buick is taken to a rural area in Seattle :/

Azelfland: That might not sound good. Let's get in my RS4 and chase that Buick.

(At a small airfield in Seattle)

Me: I see that Buick being unattended. I'm going in.

Alice: Not without me.

Azelfland: Good luck. Imma go for some biking to master my skills. With that Hayabusa we just assembled.

(At the car)

Me: Looks like the Vivendi boss is too stupid to leave my Buick there.

My Avista: TF2014, is that you?

Me: Yes it is.

My Avista: Can you get me outta here? Fast before the Vivendi boss potentially alters my price and ignition method. And who is that?

Me: That is one of my friends, Alice. Also part of Azelfland's crew.

My Avista: Oh yes. The Trion told me about him. Now quick, get me outta here.

Alice: That is a certanity. Now TF2014, give me that gun. You focus on the driving.

(Both enter the Avista)

Alice: You start the car. While I use my powers to see if this car is rigged.

Me: Got it. (Starts Avista engine)

(After 2 mins)

Alice: This car is not rigged at all. But we gotta get outta here.

Me: I have set the GPS set to your garage before I take this back to Rio. Gonna get driving.

(As I set the coordinates to Azelfland's gargae on the GPS, some Shelby Cobra 427s approach the airfield)

Cobra 1: Looks like TF2014 and some girl have taken the bait. Let's waste them!!

Cobra 2: Noted. But wait till I give the signal.

Cobra 3: We got the place surrounded.

(As I confirmed the GPS coordinates)

Cobra 2: They might be getting away. Let's get them!!!

(All Cobras approach the Avista)

Me: Ok let's g- (sees Cobras) WHAT??!! How did Vivendi know that I am coming for this car??

Alice: We have time to find that later!! Let's leave now!!

(As I accelerated, one of the Cobras attempted to crush my Avista)

Alice: YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH HUH??!! (Shoots the gas tank cap of the attacking Cobra, destroying it)

Me: (calling Gameloft boss) GL boss!

Gameloft boss: What??

Me: The Vivendi goons and their Cobras are all on my tail!! What on earth is happening??

Gameloft boss: This is absurd!! How did Vivendi know you are coming??

Me: Oh don't tell me it is because of the damn GPS that gave them a signal while I intended to drop by Azelfland's garage.

Gameloft boss: I will try to help then, but...

Me: I will try to get the heck away from the Vivendi boss. While you figure out what's going on.

Gameloft boss: Good luck leaving there.

(Ends call)

Alice: Stay the f*** away!! (Shoots some Cobra drivers)

Cobra 4: Initiating killswitch device.

Me: Damn it!! Does this car have a jammer or something?? They might be able to switch off out engine and capture us!!!

Alice: Give me that phone! I will call Azelfland and see if he can do anything about it. Just drive!!

(Hands over the phone)

Alice to Azelfland via my call: Azelfland! Is there anything you can do??

Azelfland: What is going on??

Alice: TF2014 and I are being hunted down by some freaking Cobras. I need immediate help because they are trying to killswitch the Avista's engine. Fast!!

Azelfland: What?? I JUST STARTED MY BIKING SESSION!! Fine, I will ask ShadowAzelfland, Hanna and TweakRacer and see what I can do. Use your powers to hold off the killswitch in the meantime!!

Alice: Noted. (Ends call and shoots 3 more Cobras)

Cobra 3: They ain't getting away!! GET THAT CAR!!

My Avista!! Hurry up!! Get me outta here or we are all dead!!! System shutdown imminent....

Me: Come on.....

Alice: Get away!!! Eat thi- Oh no!!! No bullets!! Gotta use my powers then!!! (Unleashes her power and immobilises the Cobras)

Cobra 1: We got killswitched instead!! We need backup!!!

Me: Looks like the killswitch effect is fading!! Let's get the f*** outta here!!

Alice: Bad news.... (Sees more Cobras along with some Huracans)

Me: This is bad. How long it will take till we reach friendly territory??

Alice: I will try to seek for backup. Azelfland and his team should be on the way. Just hang on.

(A Huracan hits the Avista)

Alice: Do you like that? (Uses her power punch and punches the Huracan away)

Me: There are just too many of them!!!

(At Nevada)

Me: If this were a boat then I would have went for a swim!!! But no!! I am heading for the freeway!!

(8 Huracans approach from the front)

Me: HOLY S***!!!!

(A Hussarya GT and an LMS Ultra crash inti the Huracans)

Azelfland (from the LMS Ultra): Told you we will arrive!!!

Hanna (from the Hussarya GT): Told you so!!!

Me: Then where is ShadowAzelfland??

Azelfland's Hayabusa: Don't forget me!!!

ShadowAzelfland: Exactly!! Let's get this pricks taken care off!!

Huracan 1: We work for Vivendi. Noobs spotted. Wreck them at all costs.

Me: Now that is not cool!! (Smashes into Huracan 1 with the Avista, causing the Huracan to lose a wheel)

Huracan 1: I'm down!! Comrades, get them!!!!

ShadowAzelfland: Not if I can do anything about it!!!

Me: Ok let's head for Iceland!! Cause these a**h***s to skid continuously!!

Hanna: Good idea!! Let's lose these f***s!!

(At Iceland)

Huracan 2: Damn it!! I am skidding and so are all my comrades!! Even the Cobras are!!!

Hanna: Now say goodnight!!! (Shoots an energy ball at the skidding Huracans and Cobras, destroying them) TF2014? Vivendi problem is taken care of.

(All race to Azelfland's garage, and I head back to the Rio garage with my Avista after the rest enter Azelfland's garage)

Me: Glad to be back. Hmm. What's this??

(Checks mailbox and sees 2 flyers)

Me: Hmm.... the Hot Wheels series?? Now what is the 2nd one?? Hmm.... YAY!!! MY GARAGE WILL NOT BE AFFECTED BY THE STUPID PRICE CHANGES!!! I am gonna share this info with Azelfland. Get to work Veneno!! And S2000, you are coming with me.

(Drives to Azelfland's garage to share the news woth the S2000)

(Meanwhile on one of the aircraft carriers in SDH)

Vivendi boss: GRRRR!!!!! WHAT KIND OF TOP TIER CARS DID THEY USE??? I TOLD THEM TO USE THE SKID-PROOF ARASHES AND THEY USE FREAKING COBRAS AND HURACANS????!!!!!! GONNA NEED TO CUT THEIR SALARY!!!!!! THIS IS JUST NOT MY DAY!!!! FIRST, MY BASE IS DOWN. NEXT, I LOST MANY GRAND SPORTS TO LOTS OF A**H***S. THEN,MY HENCHMEN FAIL TO CHASE A DAMN TRAIN. AND NOW THIS???!!!! THEY FAIL TO CHASE A SLOW-A** BUICK???!!!! WHAT ON EARTH ARE MY HENCHMEN'S BRAINS MADE OFF????!!!! HORSE POOP????!!!!!! ARRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

(The end)