User blog:ThUnDeR1337/CAR DIALOGUES: THE RETURN(Reboot Ep 1)

Hello! If you don't know, I started a car dialogues thing about 3(2?) months ago, posted 2 episodes, then left it inactive. I'm starting again, this is episode one of CAR DIALOGUES. Credit to Azelfland for the inspiration. Let's get started.

On one hazy morning in San Diego, er... nothing out of the usual happened.

Me: Well, another day of racing lies ahead. I better wake myself up. *grabs Mtn Dew* Mucn better.

570S, in the garage: Hey 675LT, look at my new paint!

675LT: Didn't you win that in the 2nd ever MP League?

570S: Yeah! How do you like it?

675LT: It's great, but why did you only try it on now?

570S: I only just found it randomly while looking for different colors, and I didn't even know I won it.

Sagaris, entering: Hey, everyone! I just beat 2 Camaros in one race! It was The River Fort 2 laps!

675LT: Nice. Where's Thunder?

Sagaris: Upgrading the M1 and buying the Super Racer Kit Box.

570S: Cool! I hope he can get some F1V8s.

675LT: Nah, those boxes are always total trash.

Me, opening the door with a bunch of parts in my hands: Hello everyone!

Everyone else: Hello! What did you get?

Me: The usual. 2 C-class exhausts, 3 Early Tech, 1 Initial Tech, and two D-class drivetrains.

570S: Aww. No F1V8s?

Me: Nope.

675LT: I called it! See? The boxes are rarely good.

LOLCAT FR-S, drifting in: i fOunD m2! *M2 comes in behind FR-S

Me: Err, hello M2, what's this about?

M2: I need Elite Tuning.

Me: No problem! Here you g-

LaFerrari, blasting open the garage doors: SURRENDER THE 959. IS HE HIDING IN YOUR GARAGE?

Me: Uh... no?

LaFerrari: THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION. WE HAVE LEARNED THAT THE 959 IS HIDING IN YOUR GARAGE. HE IS A CRIMINAL.

675LT: Well, too bad for you!

959, entering: What's going on?

A cloaked person steps out of LaFerrari.

???: Hello, 959. Get him, crew.

330 P4, FF, and F12berlinetta break in and push 959 into a cage

959: What? HELP!!!

???: Let's go, crew. *Loads cage into a trailer attached behind FF*

Me: After them! *hops into 675LT*

???: Split up!

675LT: 308 GTS has gone to the Great Wall!

Me: LOLCAT FR-S, chase him! P1, chase FF, who is on the way to Patagonia! 330 P4 has gone to Venice, so 570S can chase him. 675LT and I can try to find and take LaFerrari. Sagaris, stand guard.

Over in The Great Wall, Temple Drive:

LOLCAT FR-S: cOme hEre! i haV PResnt!

308: What? *Slows down near cliff*

LOLCAT FR-S: pResnt is BANG! TIS IZ SPARTA! *rams 308 off cliff*

Meanwhile, in Venice:

330 P4: Hah, I'm safe! Noobs. They won't find me h-570S?

570S: I'm coming for you, sucker!

330 P4: I'm not fast enough, but I see an opportunity! *drifts*

570S: What you planning to do, noob?

330 P4 knocks down 570S with a well-timed flat spin

570S: I'll always find you again at some point! Ow...

In Patagonia, The River Fort:

P1: Well, this is two laps. Time to find that boat and its cargo.

P1 passes two knocked-down Camaro 2016 SS' wrecks

P1: Hm. RIP them, on to find FF, still! *Sees FF in the distance* Ah there we go! Nitro on, FULL SPEED AHEAD!

959, from in the cage: HELLPPPP!!

FF: Shut up and stop ramming the cage!

P1: No, keep ramming that cage and I'll come knock him down!

FF: Shoot. Why did I have to be on this mission...

P1 knocks down FF and attaches 959 trailer to herself.

959: Thanks! Why can't I get out of the cage?

P1: Because I can't unlock it here. -_-

Meanwhile, in SD Harbor:

Me: There's that LaFerrari. C'mere!

???: Why should I? You'll never catch me!

675LT: Here I come! Bet you don't go 300 mph!

???: Well, have fun with my next... surprise. Hahahah!

Me: What?

???: MINIGUNS ACTIVATE! LaFerrari, keep firing! Ah, there he is. Stand guard! I'm jumping!

Me: 675LT, keep up the chase! Where's that person going? Wait... What is that?

TO BE CONTINUED