User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S3 Preview

Currently, I'm working on the 1st episode of S3, and I can tell you something...

1. THE VIVENDI JINGLE!
This is kinda inspired by Phineas and Ferb's Doofenshmirtz jingle. The example tells it all.

(Transition to clip 1)

The Vivendi jingle: Vivendi Evil Incorporated! :D

Azefland.exe: VINCEEENNNNTTTTTTT??????? >:(

Vincent: You like this jingle? :)

Azefland.exe: NO! I HATE IT! IT’S A RIP OFF!

2. New cars (and a weird device)
So again, the -inator suffix is from Phineas and Ferb.

My 675LT: BEHOLD, FOLKS, THE LONG TAIL-INATOR! >:D

My 570S: What does it do? :|

My 675LT: IT CAN TRANSFORM WHAT CAR IT HITS TO THE LONG TAIL FORM, EVEN WHEN IT DOESN’T HAVE ONE! AHA! >:D

My 570S: Then lemme try. >:(  (Robs the Long Tail-inator from my 675LT)

My 675LT: NO, 570S! THAT’S NOT A TOY! O_O;

(Me and my cars teleported into the building)

My 570S: FOR SCIENCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! >:D (Fires the Long Tail-inator to my R8 LMS Ultra)

My R8 LMS Ultra: What the-hey, my ass looked like some Le Mans racecar from the 90s! Awesome! ^_^

My 675LT: I’M SO SORRY DUDE! O_O (Uses the “spliter” function of the Long Tail-inator and splits my R8 LMS Ultra and the Long Tail version of him)

LT version of my R8 LMS Ultra: Man, that was cool! :D

My R8 LMS Ultra: Hmm. A Long Tail version of myself? Awesome! ^_^

LT version of my R8 LMS Ultra: Hey guys. I’m the Audi R8 Long Tail, or Audi R8 LT for short. Nice to meet you! :D

3. A Pizza a day keeps the doc away!
So the Sbarro GT1 is here, and this is what the encounterment looks like:

My Sbarro GT1: I'm the Sbarro GT1, nice to meet you! ^_^

My SLR McLaren: YOU? HA! CLK GTR RIP OFF MAN! >:D

My Sbarro Sparta: You don't have the Spartan gene, slow as f*ck. Go and deliver yo PIZZA! >:D

4. The pervertedness rises again...
My RX8 SE: Hey dudes, you want some? ^_^ (Gives my Supra some hardcore porn)

My Supra: OH GEEZ! HARDCORE PORN! I WANT MORE! :D

Me: Oh god, not again... -_-

AND That's all for the previews!