User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S3: McLaren M14A, Sbarro GT1 and Honda S2000 Recruitment

So, I got all these 3 yesterday. ANYWAYS, ENJOY!

In Tokyo…

My Sbarro GT1: R8 tyke? :|

Me: Yeah? :|

My Sbarro GT1: Why are those people keep staring at me? :|

Zoe: Probably they haven’t seen a Sbarro in real life. :|

Meanwhile…

Sniper 1: (To Sniper 2) Johnny, target found. >:|

Johnny: Copy that. When will we act?

Sniper 1: Wait for our boss’ order. >:|

Back at the Championship…

Me: OK, the instructor told us to be friendly and take a Japanese a ride to work ASAP. I wonder who we will meet later-Oh! There he is! ^_^

(A Japanese boarded the Sbarro GT1)

Me: Hello there, my friend. What’s your name? ^_^

The Japanese: Just call me Kato-san is OK. ^_^

Me: OK, Kato-san. So I guess you’re in a hurry, right? So LET’S GO! >:D (Steps on the accelerator of the GT1)

Some 44 seconds later…

Me: OK, there you go. ^_^

Kato-san: Thanks, young racing driver. Anyways, as a gratitude, I can sell you these documents for 83,000 credits. Interested? ^_^

Me: Sure. :) (Buys the BPs)

Back at the pit lane…

Me: So, that guy just sold me some documents. I really suspect that it’s a Rare BP, and with my luck, it’s probably some repeated BP.

Donald Duck: You so sure? :|

My Sbarro Sparta: Only opening it will tell. (Opens the file and an M14A BP fells out)

Me: OH MY GOD! IT’S THE LAST M14A BP! O_O

My MP4/8: I bet you’re building it again. :|

Me: (While contacting Jake to help me build the car) SH*T! I FORGOT THAT I CAN EARN SERIAL RACING ENGINES FROM ITS CHAMPIONSHIP IF I DON’T ASSEMBLE IT! But whatever, I need some space in my inventory anyways. Besides, the P1 is participating in the Apex Wednesday Engine Cup. :)

My MP4/8: Oh. :|

Zoe: I’M SO DONE WITH THIS! >:(

Me: What’s going on? :|

Zoe: I KEPT FAILING AT THE TIME TRIAL! >:(

Me: Well, pizdec (f*ck). (Phones the 675LT) HEY! ACTIVATE THE DOUBLE CREDITS AND FARM, PLEASE! WE NEED CREDITS HERE!

Later…

My Sbarro GT1: Thanks’ guys. If it wasn’t the credits your cars farmed, we’ll never make it to the GF. :)

My 718 Boxster S: Thank us later. NOW, WIN! R8 tyke will take care of you. >:D

During the race…

Sniper 1: The boss told us to aim at the black Sbarro which does crazy stuff.

Johnny: Copy that. (Aims at my GT1’s engine and fired a shot, but it missed and hit the GT1’s rear-right tyre)

Me: What the f*ck?

My GT1: My tires popped! O_O

Me: Well, never under-estimate the ASIAN DRIFT KING! D:< (Drives the GT1 like a drift car)

Sniper 1: WHAT THE F*CK YOU’RE DOING? THE CAR SHOULD EXPLODE! YOU SHOT THE TIRES AGAIN?

Johnny: I guess.

Sniper 1: YOU SUCH IDIOT! >:(

At lap 2…

Sniper 1: One last chance, Johnny. No failing.

Johnny: I know, Braham! >:(

(Johnny missed again and shot the OTHER black Sbarro instead)

Johnny: AND YOU MADE ME MISS! >:(

Braham: YOU DESERVED A PUNCH! >:(

Johnny: YOU DESERVE A SPANK! >:(

(The two snipers fought)

(Sometime later, I won the race)

Me: Well, I really suspect that someone ruined all the fun. >:|

Zoe: Yeah, I always felt that someone tries to shoot the GT1 and failed. :|

My Sparta: (At distance) THIS! IS! SBARRO! SPARTA! D:<

(Screams of the two snipers are heard)

Me: What’s happening?

Scrooge McDuck: Let’s check it out. >:|

At the scene…

Me: What happened, Sparta?

My Sparta: Well, I heard that these snipers are trying to kill you, so I try to sneak onto them when they’re arguing and BOOM! THIS IS SPARTA! >:D

Me: So that means they shot my tires, huh?

My R8 V10 Plus: Most probably. :|

Me: So, let’s go to the Alps tour, and had a nice cup of tea after we’re done. :)

At Vivendi’s Colorado Base…

Vincent: (Singing while playing a piano) Vivendi Evil Incorporated, where being evil is not debat- you know what? I need to finish this someday.

Anais: So, why didn’t the evil jingle play last episode? :|

Vincent: Oh. The band got a day off so no one sang the evil jingle. :P

Anais: Oh. :|

Azefland.exe’s broadcast: ATTENTION ALL VIVENDI VILLAIN SYNDICATE MEMBERS! THERE IS AN URGENT MEETING NOW!

At the meeting…

AHGT.exe: HEHACHI MISHIMA! D:<

Hehachi Mishima: Y..Y..yes sir.  ._.;

AHGT.exe: Your MARVELLOUS plan FAILED! MY ALTER EGO AND HIS OWNER ARE GETTING THE GT1! D:<

Azefland.exe: AND YOU DID NOTHING TO STOP MY ALTER EGO FROM GETTING THE SLK! D:<

AHGT.exe: So, I give you ONE! LAST! F*CKING! CHANCE! TO! KILL! MY ALTER! EGO! AND! HIS! FRIENDS! DO YOU SL*TS AND WH*RES UNDERSTAND!?!?!? D:<

All VVS members except both .exes: Y-y-yes sir. ._.;

Vincent: (mutters to himself) Yes, vampire-wannabe AHGT who owns Vivendi.

AHGT.exe: VINCENT BOLLORE! WHAT DID YOU SAY? >:)

Vincent: N-no-nothing, sir. ._.;

AHGT.exe: NOW GO! AND STOP THEM! D:<

Later, in the Alps…

Me: So good to be back home! :D

My AMG GT3: Bro, we missed you. :)

My GLC Coupe: ANYWAYS, how come there are so many Minecraft mobs, like ZOMBIES, oversized SPIDERS and wait. Are oversized spiders normal?

Me: Good only to be killed. (Takes out my enchanted diamond sword)

(After killing the spiders…)

Me: OK, back to business. TIME TO GT1! >:D

Later…

Me: WTF man, those spiders, the zombies and all those f*ck keep stopping me from passing the time limit. I guess I have to do this (activates Double credits with 100 tokens) and this. (Attempts to PRO the GT1)

Jake: ARE YOU CRAZY MAN? O_O

My AHGT: Well, you can use the V8 to PRO me, the C3 and the AMG GT3, but I don’t think that PROing the GT1 is good. O_O

Me: DO YOU HONESTLY F*CKING THINK THAT I HAVE A F*CKING CHOICE?!? IF I DON’T F*CKING DO THIS, ALL THE BLOOD, GORE, SWEAT AND TEARS WILL BE WASTED! (Upgrades the GT1 to 5505 0011)>:(

Zoe: Wow. Never seen that R8 tyke got triggered like this. ._.

Amy: Just like how Azefland got triggered by the X2 Championship. ._.

(After some qualifiers)

Me: FINALLY ! THE LAST GRAND FINALE! :D

(A Honda S2000 rolled next to my Sbarro GT1)

My AHGT: VINCENT? O_O

My RX8: JONATHAN? O_O

Zoe: Who’s Jonathan? ._.

My RX8: Oh, R8 tyke decided that if he got the S2K, his name will be Jonathan. ._.

Vincent: OH my “LOVELY” R8 tyke. I can FINALLY see you in the Grand Finale of all Grand Finales! >:)

Me: AND I see you’ve brought an S2K as a gift for me winning. >:)

Vincent: BULLSH*T! I’M HERE TO WIN YOU! >:(

Me: Bring it on, I’m not chickening out. >:)

After I won the Grand Finale…

Me: YES! THE GT1 IS MINE! :D

Vincent: Not so fast! >:) (Snaps his finger)

My Honda S2000: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY ME L33T HONDA S2000. I AM TEH VIVENDI ALLY. I ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY! I RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNA ON THIS L33T HELMET! IT IS HOTNESS. I MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. I LIKE 2 PWN NOOBZ 4 TEH MASTER VIVENDSORZ. U=NOOBZ. S2000=L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

Suddenly, Vivendi minions

My RX8: DON’T YOU EVER DO THIS! D:< (KDs all of the incoming minions)

My Honda S2000: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED! CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED! TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE! I AM 2 L33T! I OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY MY L33T TIR3Z!

Suddenly…

My 675LT: Hey, did R8 tyke ordered 150,000 credits?

Me: TO THE S2K! D:<

(My 675LT inserted a sum of 150,000 credits onto the S2K’s helmet and it instantly broke)

My Honda S2K: Woah… MY HELMET! IT’S BROKEN! OH MAN YES! :D

Vincent: HOW THE F*CK DID YOU HAVE 150,000 CREDITS THAT FAST! I THOUGHT THAT YOU’RE STILL FARMING WITH THE VENENO!

My 675LT: Keep up with time, old hag! I got MAX PROed and can farm faster and more! >:D

My Honda S2000: You trying to make me hurt my friends? You’ll pay! D:<

Vincent: We can talk this out… ._.

My AHGT: NAW SOUP FOR YOU! (Rams Vincent and sends him flying)

Vincent: CURSE YOU-ACHOO! F*CKING ARRINERA, I’LL-ACHOO! REVENGE ON YOU ONE DAY-ACHOO! (Mutters to himself) I forgot to get a jacket, f*ck. X_X

Me: So, S2K, do you mind we all call you “Jonathan”?

My S2K: I liked the name. ^_^

My RX8: So, let’s watch some porn? :P

Jonathan the S2K: Sure. :P

Me: (Face-palms)

So here it is. The next episode is about the Yamaha FZ-10 and the RX8 SE. STAY TUNED AND CYA!