Thread:ShinnyShin/@comment-31458611-20181220015853

Has your Aunt Mary by any chance asked what gift you'd wish from her?

If she asks tomorrow, why not an old forgotten-but-working phone she had left in some drawer when late Uncle Ken gave her a then brand-spanking-new one.

It might (or not) prove to be gratifyingly useful, even if only in a compensatory/ vindictive sense, after all I can only imagine Greedloft has been making you go through all these years. 