User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S4: The 720S World Tour Shenanigans

In the 720S World Tour, I managed to get-wait for it-half of the car. I don't even know how to drive it now.

So, here it's the 1st episode of Season 4.

At a McDonalds' in Munich...

My Aventador SV: Hey Urus.

My Urus: What, bro? I'm enjoying this JUICY Big Mac. DON'T INTERRUPT ME! >:(

My Aventador SV: If you KEEP EATING McDonalds', you'll get too fat to move. Let alone running. :P

My Urus: HEY! I'M NOT FAT! I'M JUST HAD THIS BIG MAC FOR THIS ONE TIME! You can't keep me away from Big Macs just for dieting purposes. >:(

Meanwhile, in my Munich Operation Centre...

Me: So, MP4-29, do you know how do you get here EXACTLY?

My MP4-29: Well, when I was strolling with the 720S, a BIG portal appeared underneath us. Someone pushed me into it and I'm here.

My Cayman GT4: AND YOU BOWED UNDERNEATH MY SUPREMACY! >:D

My MP4-31: STOP BEING A D*CK, RETARD! AND I got news. The 720S World Tour is going to be here.

My MP4-29: ... Say this one more time.

My MP4-31: The 720S World Tour is going to be here.

My MP4-29: Look. I'm SO fishy about this. :|

Me: Let's go check it, then.

At the 720S World Tour...

My 720S: It's been a LONG time, R8 tyke. ^_^

Me: 720S? YOU'RE HERE FOR THE MP4-29? O_O

My 720S: I dunno. I got kidnapped and I got here when I re-opened my eyes. :|

My MP4-31: MAYBE, just MAYBE, that GL is permitted to use cars in the LEGO Speed Champions sets. :P

My 720S: I dunno. AND one more thing. Some random guy tell me to say this to you. He says that he bet that you couldn't get to Tier 6, as what you did in the BMW SE World Tour. IF YOU couldn't get to Tier 6, he'll take his wife back from you guys and one girl from every one of you.

Me: THAT VINCENT BOLLORE SON OF A BITCH! >:(

My R8 e-tron: I think we need to get to work. OR else Vincent will win! >:|

My 720S: Vincent Bollore? Who is he? The guy to told me that message?

My Ford GT: BINGO, and he is some nasty guy. >:|

At the final Ace at Tier 6...

My Audis: VINCENT! >:(

Vincent: Hello, my DEAR Audi friends! >:(

Me: What do YOU want, son of a c*nt? >:(

Vincent: To make YOU fail! Look, we've prepared YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE- THE MARKET SQUARE RACETRACK! I'll be sure you fail EXACTLY HOW YOU FAILED AT THE R8 SE R&D! >:D

My 2014 R8 V10 Plus: You sure? >:|

My LB RS5: WE'LL MAKE YOU PAY! >:|

My TT RS: (Breaks the 4th wall) Why is there an LB RS5 now? Where is the original RS5 then? :|

Me: (Also breaks the 4th wall) Oh. I fitted a Liberty Walk body kit to my RS5 and it turns to the LB RS5. Does this answers your question? :P

My TT RS: Oh. :|

After one failed attempt...

Me: Look, I'm doing well, but CLEARLY VINCENT RIGGED THE TRACK SO THAT I LOSE! >:(

Zoe: Well, I'm sure you can do it the next try.

My 720S: Tell me more about the Vincent guy and R8 tyke. >:|

My R8 LMS Ultra: Alright.

My AMG GT3: Here goes like this. When R8 tyke is a intermediate player back then, Vincent blackmailed him to make him work for him. Later, R8 tyke failed at the R8 SE E&D, which had the final AI took place RIGHT at Munich. The same track you failed a minute ago. Then, Vincent made a mockery to him, and caused R8 tyke to quit Vivendi a few months ago, and turned to Team Azefland. Since then, Vincent tries to sabotage R8 tyke in every event he participated as a revenge, which 100% fails.

My 720S: What a sore loser. :|

Me: C'MON, I got one more Streaming Pass! Time to show that noob who's boss. >:D

(After a close win...)

Me: YES! SUCK MY D*CK, VINCENT! YOU AIN'T GOT SH*T ON ME! DEAL WITH IT, LOSER! >:D

Meanwhile, my RX8 stuffed his sex toy into Vincent's mouth, and my other JDMs filming it and laughing.

My AHGT: Let's ignore that loser. :|

My Aventador SV: He ain't *THAT* smart. He doesn't even make plans for his evl stuff. :|

My MP4-31: ANYWAYS, ONTO THE NEXT TIER! :D

Time flies, and before the World Tour ends, I got 21 720S BP.

My 720S: Not bad, you got half of my parts and BPs. BUT it's my time to go. :(

My 650S GT3: Hey bro, will you ever come back? WE'll miss you. :(

My 720S: Hmm... I got this. I got the hologram so that my "soul" is still yours after I got disassembled. Deal? :)

My MP4-31: Deal. :)

AND here is the end of this episode. STAY TUNED FOR THE 5TH ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!