User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Christmas special

i know it's one day late, but i had things to do, okay?

by now, i'm pretty much progressing through the Huayra BC R&D and so far, getting to lab 3. and in this one, i'll have to introduce another character in the series. there's also the fact that i want to work on my own comic series in the future, but on paper, of course. and it will pretty much focus on another game i like, which is Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness. and before you ask, yes, i'm a pokemon fan, since gen 3.

with all that out of the way,, this is episode 3 of season 5 of "cr dialogues". here goes:

Grand Canyon, USA, Vivendi's second base of operations

the boss of Vivendi: DAMN IT!! HOW DID THEY GET THE RIP ROD SO EASILY?!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: listen, i rigged the second qualifier as much as possible. but i didn't know they had a lot of tokens with them.O_O

the boss of Vivendi: no matter. we've got ourselves a prisoner. you know Cynthia the Rabbit, right?>:)

McLaren P1 boy: that annoying girl that wants to make her friends happy and that learned the Shadow Clone Jutsu? yeah.:I

the boss of Vivendi: well, we got her sister in the prison of our base. she'll tell us everything she knows about team Azelfland.>:)

McLaren P1 boy: i don't think it's going to happen. she's a really hard nut to break. what if she teleports out of here?:I

the boss of Vivendi: no worries. we've installed anti-teleportation devices on her prison cell to prevent her from escaping.>:)

meanwhile, back at the Asphalt labs

Me: okay. lab 2 is on now. let's get them!>:I

TheHawtDawg1: by the way, Azelfland, there's something we need to say.:I

Me: what is it?:I

Shadow Azelfland: well, first of all, during the first AI race, i actually raced against one of the members of the 1% Club. and Natalia Nova is their leader.:I

Me: o............... kay. that means i'll take care of the tests.:I

Shadow Azelfland: and second, have you seen Cynthia? she hasn't talked to us today. she's usually energetic, but now she lost her happiness.:I

Pagani Huayra BC: i know where she is. she went to her room.:I

Hanna: right. we'll talk to her, after we take down the tests.>:I

at test 22

Natalia Nova: get a good view of the city while you can, nobody.>:)

after test 22

Shadow Azelfland: BEAUTIFUL VIEW FROM FIRST PLACE!>:D

a few minutes later

Me: *knocks on Cynthia's room door*

Cynthia: come in.:(

Me: what's wrong?:I

Cynthia: you see, every christmas, i always celebrated that time of year with my sister.:(

Me: wait, YOU HAVE A SISTER?!O_O

Cynthia: i know it's a shock for you and your friends. anyway, something happened to her.:(

TransportFan2014: and i know what that is.>:I

Cynthia: huh?:I

Transport Fan 2014: the boss of Vivendi and McLaren P1 boy keep her as a prisoner in their base in Grand Canyon.>:I

Me: that son of a bitch wants to ruin christmas AND take us down?! man, he's crazy.>:(

TransportFan2014: not to worry. Azelfland, Shadow Azelfland and i will take care of this.>:I

Cynthia: thanks, guys. you know how to make me feel better.:3

later, back at Viendi's base in Grand Canyon

McLaren P1 boy: okay. everything sh- *the alarm is on* uh-oh. ALL UNITS, GET TO THE ENTRANCE OF THE BASE!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!>:(

at the entrance

Me: WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS?!>:D

TransportFan2014: stand back! i know Kung Fu and i'm not afraid to use it!!>:(

Shadow Azelfland: wait. don't you have guns and all that stuff?:I

TransportFan2014: that too.:P

five minutes later

???: what's all that ruckus?:I * Shadow Azelfland comes in*

Shadow Azelfland: hi there.>:I

???: huh? who are you?O_O

Shadow Azelfland: we came to rescue you, in favour of your sister.>:I

TransportFan2014: i got this.>:I *kicks the cell door open*

Me: come on. let's go!>:I

???: thanks, guys. i don't know how long i would last in there.^_^

the boss of Vivendi: not so fast!>:)

Everyone: huh?:I

McLaren P1 boy: bring in the Catmaker 7000.>:)

???: what are you gonna do now?-_-

McLaren P1 boy: we'll turn Santa Claus into a cat. but first, we'll test it on...................... TransportFan2014.>:)

the boss of Vivendi: this is payback for crashing the deal with the Ballas!>:( *zaps TransportFan2014 with the Catmaker 7000*

Shadow Azelfland: *checks on TransportFan2014* he's still alive. and he turned into a Sonic OC.:I

the boss of Vivendi: WHAT?!O_O

TransportFan2014: *wakes up* ugh................... what happened? *checks on himself* and why am i half Green and half........ Orange cat?:I

Me: *sighs* i got this. -_- *zaps TransportFan 2014 with Thunder's un-OCer*

TransportFan2014: whoa. i'm seeing two of me.O_O

Carl the Cat: relax. i'm Carl the Cat. this is my brother, Sean the Cat.:)

Sean the Cat: you see, i have the Green fur, Carl has the Orange fur. that's how you can tell the difference. also, we'll help you in the battle against Vivendi.:) *breaks the Catmaker 7000*

???: *sighs lovingly and falls in love with Sean the Cat*

Me: what you gonna do now? you just got punk'd! again!>:D

???: and by the way, do you know what happens to people who think i'm a damsel in distress?>:(

McLaren P1 boy: i didn't mean it. i swear.O_O

???: WE KICK THEM IN THE BALLS!!>:( *kicks McLaren P1 boy right in the nuts*

McLaren P1 boy: *screams in pain*

the boss of Vivendi: oh you can't b- *gets kicked right in the nuts and screams in pain*

???: serves you right, jerks!>:(

Me: let's get out of here.>:I

on Christmas day, back at the Asphalt labs (again)

TransportFan2014: so, what's your name?:)

Emily tha Rabbit: i'm Emily the Rabbit. you might be familiar with my sister.^_^

Shadow Azelfland: we are. she's our friend, to be exact.:)

Me: *knocks on Cynthia's room door* hey, Cynthia! there's someone to see you.:)

Cynthia: huh? *sees Emily* BIG SIS! oh, i missed you so much!:D

Emily: i missed you too, baby sis.:3

Cynthia: this is the best christmas gift ever! thanks, you guys!:3

TransportFan2014: anytime. after all, christmas is all about spending time with the ones you know and love.:)

Me: yeah. it definitely is.^_^

Hanna: well, welcome to team Harmony. the name's Hanna the Batfox.:)

Emily: i'm Emily the Rabbit. nice to meet you.:)

Persephone: good to see you back in action, Emily.:)

Emily: good to see you too, Persephone. how are you?:)

Persephone: good.. so, how's the mastry of the elements?:)

Emily: getting better. you pretty much can't start the party without me.:P

Wanda: *laughs* yeah.:)

Me: it feels good to be with everyone. merry christmas, guys.:D

Hanna: merry christmas to you too, Azelfland.:3

and that's the end of episode 3 of season 5 of "Car dialogues". more like this one coming soon. that's all i have to say.

merry christmas!

-Azelfland.