User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories-If Special Edition cars were nerfed

SO Bbbllloooxxx had a blog post like this:

http://asphalt.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Bbbllloooxxx/When_Special_Edition_cars_got_nerfed...

I nerfed it so that will be better. ENJOY!

One day…

SLK Driver: F**K THIS R8 DRIVER IS HATEFUL!

R8 SE driver: Try me B**CH!

(Both of them crosses the line)

SLK driver: WTF? THIS DUDE IS DRIVING AN R8 SE? NO WONDER HE’S FASTER THAN ME! I ONLY GOT 2ND!

Later that day…

GL Customer service guy: Good evening sir, can I-(gets no-scoped by the SLK Normal Edition driver)

In GL’s office…

SLK driver: NERF THOSE F**KING SE CARS! OR I’LL BUST YOUR HEAD!

Boss of GL: Sir, we can’t! (Gets knocked out by SLK Driver)

SLK Driver: NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! HAHAHA!

3 days later…

R8 SE driver: YOU AND YOUR R8 LMS ARE DOOMED! HAHA!

Me: OH YEAH?

(Race starts)

R8 SE Driver: WTF I CAN ONLY DO 390km/h? (Gets KDed by me)

Me: CYA LATER, SUCKER, HAHA!

Vulcan driver: NOT SO FAST, B**CH! (KDed me down)

Biome driver: WAIT FOR ME! Vulcan!

2 Hours later, in the A8 Youtubers meet…

Dr. Healusion: WTF MY SLK SE IS SO SLOW! I’d better drive a Cobra!

Elite HectorX: R8 SE is crap now. I’d rather take the M2 SE…OH SH*T! M2 SE is also NERFED! I’d take the Hommage then!

Aris Cheese God: The R8 SE is crap. I’d take the 959.

Me: I’d take the Hussarya GT or the R8 LMS Ultra.

TheHawtDawg1: I’d take the MP4/8 for MP. There’s no point for me to drive the SE cars now.

Later that day…

Boss of GL: Seems every new players sells the M2 SE and SLK SE Blueprints. Why? (Checks A8 Source code) SPECIAL EDITION CARS HAVE BEEN NERFED? IT MUST BE THAT GUY! (Bans that SLK Normal Edition driver and restores all SE car stats)

LET’S HOPE THESE THINGS WOULDN’T HAPPEN~ =)

ANYWAYS DUDES, CYA LATER!