User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: Double Mercedes recruitment

now, i'll explain this. during the Vanda Electrics Dendrobium championship, after the Alps, some new deals came up. and of course, the new prices for the cars are now on Windows. some cars have gotten from credits-only to tokens-only and vice versa. other cars, like the TRION NEMESIS now have tokens as a second option. other cars have gotten cheaper or more expensive. while others have remained the same, like the Vulcan. so, i decided to farm and get the GLC Coupe and the SLS AMG GT Coupe Final Edition for the day. also, EDD of the Yamaha FZ-10 incoming.

this is episode 11 of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". this covers the post-Grand Finale of Barcelona, Azure Coast and the Alps. so, here goes:

Barcelona, Spain, after the Grand Finale

Naomi: this must be the gym Lily told me about in the garage. looks good. *hears noises of enjoyment* hm? what's that noise? *gets in the gym* hey, what's- GOING ON?...............O_O

Loraine: um.......:I

Naomi: i'm sorry. is it a bad time to interrupt.......... whatever the heck you were doing?:I

Silver Azelfland: no worries. i was done breast-punching Loraine anyway.:P

Naomi: breast-punching? now that's a weird one.:P

Loraine: well, after the sparring, i let Silver Azelfland punch my breasts for 5 minutes. it's really enjoyable. it dulls my pain and ups the adrenaline a lot.:3

Naomi: yeah, Lily told me about it.:I

Loraine: speaking of which, Lily is here right now.:)

Lily: hey, sis.^_^

Naomi: oh, hey, Lily. good to see you.:)

Loraine: are you here to take up boxing as well?:)

Naomi: yeah. besides, i can just get to it, so i won't be a damsel in distress.:)

Lily: well, i learned the basics before you came, so...... i'll teach you a thing or two.:)

Loraine: now, before we begin, what's your favorite color?:)

Naomi: my favorite colors are Blue and Violet. why?:I

Loraine: because we got a pair of Violet boxing gloves and a Blue top, bottom and pair of boxing boots for you.:)

Lily: and the high heels on the boots are for style.:)

Naomi: o... kay. anyway, let's begin.:)

after learning the basics

Lily: nice. you sure are getting the hang of it, sis.^_^

Loraine: just remember to keep your hands up at all times. you never know what's gonna happen.:)

Naomi: thanks for the tip, Loraine. well, i gotta go.:)

Loraine: okay. oh, and next time, i'll teach you some advanced boxing combos.^_^

the next day, on Azure Coast

Hanna: *sighs lovingly* my favorite location. it's good to be in the Azure Coast.:3

Me: yeah. i agree. but we've got a tour to win.>:I

Hanna: right. let's focus on the goal.>:I

after tha Grand Finale of Azure Coast, on the funfair

Lily: well, then. it looks like it's time for some  fun.^_^

TF2014: yeah. well, what do you want to do first?:3

Lily: how about the Ferris wheel?:3

TF2014: sure.:3

half an hour later

Lily: that was so romantic.:3

Hanna: hey, guys. fancy seeing you here.^_^

TF2014: Hanna? and Azelfland? you guys are here too?:)

Me: yep. this funfair is awesome.^_^

Lily: i say we go ice skating for last. what do you say?:3

Hanna: sure.^_^

another half an hour later

Lily: thanks for that awesome night. i'll never forget it. and thanks for that cute Hanna plushie. it's so adorable:3

TF2014: anytime.:3

Lily: so, um.............. we should do this again, if we get the chance.:3

TF2014: okay. but let's get back to Area 51 for now.:3

Lily: sounds good.:3

two days later, on the Alps

TweakRacer: hey, Azelfland. we need to talk.:I

Me: what is it, Tweaks? i'm kind of about to get on with the tour.:I

TweakRacer: someone named Audi R8 tyke made fun of the boss of Gameloft. and he got furious about it. so, i have to ask your permission to find him and kick his ass.>:I

Me: sure. go ahead.:)

later, in the Bullworth power plant

Audi R8 tyke: trying to kick my ass, will you? you're gonna have a bad time.>:) *pulls one of the big pipes*

TweakRacer: we'll see about that!>:( *also pulls a big pipe*

a clash between TweakRacer and Audi R8 tyke happens. and TweakRacer wins.

TweakRacer (threatening R8 tyke with the big pipe): YOU HAD ENOUGH?! YOU WANT SOME MORE?! COME ON, BIG GUY! YOU STILL THINK MESSING WITH ME OR THE BOSS OF GAMELOFT IS A GOOD IDEA?!>:(

Audi R8 tyke: no, no, no!O_O

TweakRacer: *drops the big pipe* GOOD! THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! now, what made you think it was a good idea in the first place?!>:(

Audi R8 tyke: aw, man. i hate Vivendi. they wanted me to mock the boss of Gameloft. Vincent said we'd make them pay.:(

TweakRacer: wait a second! Vincent?! that backstabbing, two-faced sociopath put you up to this?! huh! i bet he said to kill Azelfland and rule the world or something.>:(

Audi R8 tyke: hey, how did you know?:I

TweakRacer: 'cause he told me the same garbage. didn't do me any good either. *helps R8 tyke get up* come on. you're gonna help me and my friends make Vivendi pay for their mischief.>:(

later, on the way to the Alps

TweakRacer: so, how did you and Azelfland meet?:I

Audi R8 tyke: well, it's a long story. and man, he knows how to suggest car comparisons.^_^

TweakRacer: okay.:I

Audi R8 tyke: so, how do you know Azelfland?:)

TweakRacer: back when i used to work for Vivendi, Azelfland and i were enemies. however, after the incident with the R8 LMS Ultra, i realized that Vincent was tricking me all along. so, i became allies with Azelfland and his friends. but Wanda the Bat couldn't accept the fact that i would join them and thought i would betray them. so, we decided to have counselling with Hanna's dad, as long as Azelfland was present. and it worked out. and so, Wanda and i have been a happy couple ever since.^_^

Audi R8 tyke: wait. who's Wanda the Bat?:I

TweakRacer: she's one of Hanna's friends. and speaking of Hanna, you might know her better as HannaLeinH, right?:)

Audi R8 tyke: wait, i thought she quit.:I

TweakRacer: well, she's back. Hanna and Azelfland met back on the Porsche 911 GT3 RS R&D and it was back when she was a human girl. now she's known as Hanna the Batfox. and it's a long story of how she became what she is now. anyway. after getting the 911 GT3 RS and the mastery challenges, Hanna confessed her feelings to Azelfland and so did he. and they're just so happy together. i'll introduce you to my friends. besides, you've already met Azelfland.:)

back at the Alps

Me: hey, Tweaks. i see you brought R8 tyke with you. and the GLC Coupe and the SLS AMG GT Coupe Final Edition, as well. nice.^_^

TweakRacer: so, you heard of the price changes on the cars, huh?:I

Me: exactly.:)

Audi R8 tyke: hey, Azelfland. how are you, man?^_^

Me: good. and you're here just in time. let me introduce you to my girlfriend and our friends.^_^

Audi R8 tyke: NO! FRICKING! WAY! HANNALEINH?!O_O

Hanna: yep. but you can call me Hanna the Batfox. this is my sister, Loraine the Batfox.^_^

Loraine: nice to meet you.:)

Flora: um.... i-i'm Flora the Cat. nice to meet you.':3

Chica: i'm Chica the Cat. sorry if my sister and i are very shy. we're always like that when we meet someone new.:)

Audi R8 tyke: fine by me.:)

Wendy: hey, there. the name's Wendy the Hedgehog.^_^

Alice: i'm Alice the Hedgehog.:)

Audi R8 tyke: nice to meet you, Wendy and Alice.^_^

Diana: hi, there. i'm Diana the Fox, or Dia for short.^_^

Shelby: i'm Shelby the Fox. i can tell you're happy to meet us.^_^

Audi R8 tyke: yeah. and you must be Wanda the Bat. right?:)

Wanda: yep. Tweaks told you a lot about me, didn't he?:)

Audi R8 tyke: yep.:)

Persephone: the name's Persephone the Bat, or Perse for short.:)

Audi R8 tyke: nice to meet you, Pe-

Cynthia: hi! my name's Cynthia the Rabbit! how are you?^_^

Emily: sorry if my sister interrupted you. it's a habit of hers when she meets new people. anyway. i'm Emily the Rabbit. want a cupcake?:)

Audi R8 tyke: sure. *eats a chocolate cupcake* WOW!! this is like an one-way ticket to food heaven!:D

Cynthia: yay! now we're friends!:3 *hugs R8 tyke*

after the introductions

Audi R8 tyke: i just can't believe it. you got Hanna, TheHawtDawg1, Anthony Jose, NEKON, two clones of yourself, some friends from the community, Sonic, Knuckles AND Shadow to help you take down Vivendi. it's awesome.^_^

Me: yeah. and speaking of taking down Vivendi, looks like we got the yamaha FZ-10 EDD going on.>:I

My Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG GT Coupe Final Edition: what about our upgrades?:I

Hanna: those will have to wait. for now, let's focus on the Dendrobium AND the FZ-10.>:I

at the Enduro Double Down plaza

Vincent: well, look who showed up. Azelfland's bitches.>:)

Wendy: so, what?>:(

McLaren P1 boy: you might know that this is a bike EDD, right?>:)

Alice: we'll still kick your ass. by driving the bikes!>:)

Vincent and McLaren P1 boy: *laughing out loud*

Wanda: what's so funny?>:(

McLaren P1 boy: you honestly think that girls like you can drive those bikes?! that's so laughable!! you know that girls can't dr- *gets punched to the face*oof!X_X

Chica: don't even think of being sexist on us, you maggot!>:(

Vincent: whatever. you still can't stop me! i have an army.>:)

Emily: we have a Huayra BC and a 675LT.>:)

My Pagani Huayra BC and McLaren 675LT: *revving up their engines*

Vincent: whatever. i still have something you're afraid of. TREMBLE AND COWER BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE KNOCKDOWN GLITCH!!>:D

the girls of team harmony: ...................................-_-

McLaren P1 boy: uh.............. you're supposed to tremble in fear.:I

Shelby: whatever. that glitch is, like, totally long gone now. so, like, get a life, you idiots, because you're, like, being totally lame.>:P

the crowd (from the SIKE! that's the wrong number! video): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!:D

Persephone: just try and take us down!>:(

Vincent: we will!>:(

My Suzuki Hayabusa: ENDURO DOUBLE DOWN WAR SEVEN, IT'S GOING DOWN!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: well, it's time to bring in something of our own to the table.>:)

Yamaha FZ-10: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY ME L33T YAMAHA FZ-10. I AM TEH VIVENDI ALLY. I ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY. I RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNA ON THIS L33T HELMET. IT IS HOTNESS. I MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. I LIKE 2 PWN NOOBZ 4 TEH MASTER VIVENDSORZ. U=NOOBZ. FZ-10=L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

after challenge 1

Shelby: you were saying?>:)

Vincent: well, we're screwed.O_O

Yamaha FZ-10: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED. TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. I AM 2 L33T. I OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY MY L33T TIR3Z.

Emily: we're not going down without a fight!>:I

and that's the end of episode 11 of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". this is gonna be a tough weekend for me. and it won't be easy to get to it.

until next time.

-Azelfland.