User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Rimac Concept S R&D and the Peugeot SR1 build

so, after a few struggles, i finally started the Rimac Concept S R&D. lab 1 was no problem, but i can see that the tests are the easy part -except for a few tests-, but the AI races are the hard part this time around. and after getting through test 3, the next day, i got the blueprints for the SR1, but had to spend 220 tokens to expand my storage, so i can get the car, which is fine.

this is episode 4 of season 8 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Master Chief Joh-117: so, what is this world?

McLaren P1 boy: this is AsphaltLand, where the best racers gather to see who's the best. it was all good back then, until Vivendi took over in 2016. however, Azelfland came in and ever since, he foiled every plan they had so far. i also used to work for Vivendi, but Vincent was just tricking me into doing so. now, i do whatever it takes to help Azelfland and his friends to take down Vivendi at all costs.>:I

Master Chief John-117: that Vincent guy seems like a big threat to all of us. i'll help.

Hanna: so, are we ready?:I

Me: yes. it's time.>:I

My Audi R8 E-Tron Special Edition: i'll go. the Concept S has token-only upgrades and i can guide you through those.>:I

Me: sure. Sesto Elemento, MP4/8 and C63, you're coming as well. just like old times.^_^

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: it's been a long time since our last adventure, so why not?:)

My Porsche 911 GT3 RS: i'll come too, sweetie.:3

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: sure thing, Sally. you and your siblings can come as well.:)

Amy: wait, who's Sally?:I

Hanna: oh, yeah. that's the name he gave to his 911 GT3 RS.:)

Amy: oh.:I

My Porsche 959: cool. that means i get to share one of my fond memories on the R&D.^_^

My: ME412, you'll come as moral support.>:I

My Chrysler ME412: um, okay.:I

My Rimac Concept One: can i come too?:I

Me: sure. you'll want to see your brother, right? he'll be happy to see you.:)

Corporate lab 1

Rimac Concept S: so, you're the world-famous Azelfland everyone's talking about.:)

Me: the one and only.^_^

Rimac Concept S: i'm the Rimac Concept S.:)

Me: nice to meet you. also, you look like a Concept One with a racing body kit shoved into it.:)

Rimac Concept S: i'll take that as a compliment.^_^

Porsche 959: well, what's this R&D about?:I

lab technician: you see, Corporate is worried about our image and needs us to be "cool". that's why we got this Concept S here. and hopefully Azelfland is as good as everyone says.:I

Porsche 959: thanks for the heads-up.:)

lab technician: don't mention it.:)

after test 3

Rimac Concept S: wow. you really are the real deal. with you skills, my brains and your friend's upgrading, we're an unstoppable combination.>:)

Alice: we sure are.^_^

Wanda: at least Vivendi won't disturb us now. i'm getting tired of their intereference on every R&D.T_T

TheHawtDawg1: we'll see.:I

the next day

Me: okay, let's check the mail. *checks the mail* WE'RE GETTING THE SR1, BABY!! WOOHOO!!!:D

R8 tyke's Peugeot SR1: did someone say SR1?:P

R8 tyke's McLaren 570S: hey, Azelfland.^_^

Flora: you guys too? um, what are you doing here?:I

R8 tyke's Peugeot SR1: we heard Azelfland is going to get his own Peugeot SR1. so we came here.:)

Hanna: it's all true. he spent 220 of his tokens to expand the storage, so we could get this car.:I

Alice: and the blueprints are written in French.:I

Chica: no worries. Flora and i can translate them.^_^

McLaren P1 boy: looks like i found where the blueprints are.>:I

Flora: where?:I

McLaren P1 boy: at the Eiffel Tower.>:I

ThunderWolf: hey, that's when Thunder turned into me and we split between ourselves with his un-OCer. i remember now.O_O

Flora: i'm going in.>:I

ThunderWolf: i'll come too.>:I

Master Chief John-117: count me in.

later, near the Eiffel tower

Master Chief John-117: according to my intel, the parts you're looking for are on the top of this tower right here.

ThunderWolf: but there's a catch, right?:I

Vivendi goon 1: *sees Flora's breasts* wow. booooooooooooobiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeesss.:D *grabs Flora's breasts*

Master Chief John-117: there's a small one. there are guards inside it.

Flora: um, sir, would you mind getting your hands off my breasts, please?:I

ThunderWolf: hm. that means we need to proceed with caution. luckily, i control electricity and sound. i can make it so that we remove the noise our feet make as we sneak in.:)

Master Chief John-117: sounds good.

Flora: HELLO?! ARE YOU LISTENING?! EARTH TO PERV!!>:(

Vivendi goon: *backs off* oh, dear!O_O

Flora: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WITH THE ENEMY OR NOT! YOU DON'T GRAB WITHOUT PERMISSION!>:(

ThunderWolf: if Flora doesn't like you, then i don't like you either!>:(

Master Chief John-117: *shoots the Vivendi goon with his Plasma gun*

Flora: serves you right, you meanie!>:(

at the top of the Eiffel tower

Flora: well, here we are. oh, god, i'm so scared.':I

ThunderWolf: i'm here for you. no worries.:3

Vivendi goon 2: they came for the parts of the SR1!!! GET THEM!!>:(

Flora used Hydro Cannon! it's super effective!

Vivendi goon 2 (falling to his doom): *screaming goat*

Roger: *comes in* BOOM! YOU GOT OWNED!!>:D

Flora: glad you guys are here.^_^

Blaze: we didn't want to miss all the fun.>:)

Vivendi goon 3: you're going down! literally!>:I

Blaze: oh, really? YOU'RE the one who's going down!>:P *blows raspberry*

Vivendi goon 3: WHY YOU LITTLE................... YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A CHARACTER THAT DO NOTHING TO HER!!>:(

Blaze: *gasps and starts crying*

Roger *gets steaming mad* NO ONE INSULTS MY GIRL AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!>:(

Vivendi goon 3: oh, i already have.>:)

MICROAGRESSION! HIT HIM!>:D

Vivendi goon: oh god, not the Electric Fly! ANYTHING BUT THE ELECTRIC FLY!!O_O

Shadow Azelfland: *teleports to the scene, bumps his fists and uses the Electric Fly* JOHNYSTARTTHECAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!D:<

Vivendi goon 3 (falling to his doom): *screaming goat*

ThunderWolf: how'd you like that, mr. "i-insult-girls-all-the-time"?>:)

back at the Corporate lab 1, in Blaze's room

Roger: *knocks on the door*

Blaze: what do you want?;_;

Roger: i want to talk to you. don't listen to what that guy siad. you're a great girl.:3

Blaze: r-really?:'(

Roger: yeah. you're truly an interesting girl and you're really cool.:3

Blaze: awwwwww.:'3

Roger: *pets her* shhhhhhhhhh. everything's gonna be okay. don't cry. i'm here for you.:3

Blaze: *stops crying* thanks. you really know how to treat girls.:3

Roger: so, um........... do you want to hang out with me? you know, just the two of us.:3

Blaze: *giggles* sure. sounds great.:3

3 hours later

My Peugeot SR1: hey there, friends.^_^

R8 tyke's Peugeot SR1: cool. and nice to meet you.^_^

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: well, welcome to the team.:)

My McLaren MP4/8: well, that makes another great addition to the team.^_^

Rimac Concept S: well, since we have another set of keys, it's time for test 6.:)

lab technician: once you complete this test, you'll be ready to face one of Corporate's mascots from the past.:)

Me: what do you mean by that?:I

lab technician: you'll see.:P

after test 6 (attempt 2)

Rimac Concept S: you're killing it out there.^_^

lab technician: now that this is out of the way, it's time to face "Sixties Slim", a doo-wop singing AI who's insufficiently "groovy" for Corporate's tastes. i'm sure you'll be fine.:)

Me: tch. i faced worse first Ais than this one. bring it on!>:)

test 7

Sixties Slim: so, you're the guy the technicians talked about, huh?>:I

Me: yep. and i'm going to school you senseless, 'cause i look straight to the future.>:P

Sixties Slim: oh, really? your humanity's future being kids with nothing but fidget spinners, computers and whatever the heck selfies are? the sixties will ALWAYS prevail no matter what. now, let's have a gentle race, shall we?>:I

Me: we'll see about that! Concept S, let's show that sixties loser that i'm not one to be messed with! we'll show no mercy. and we'll show him who he's really messing with!>:(

Rimac Concept S: understood. engaging race mode. activating all racing protocols.>:I

after an intense race

Me: HAHAHA!!! YES!!!>:D

Sixties Slim: never mind. i stand corrected. ._. *the AI gets deleted*

Hanna: though, you lead by 4 seconds. strange.:I

My Peugeot SR1: it's probably because Vivendi rigged the AIs to be this tough.>:I

R8 tyke's McLaren 570S: how do you know all this?:I

My Peugeot SR1: oh, yeah. i should explain about myself first. even if i'm a car with a hybrid engine, i'm a combination of brains and brawn. on my electric mode, i have more brains than brawn. on my normal mode, i have more brawn than brains, but i'm still smarter than your average brawn. as for the AIs, Mike458 hacked into Corporate's computers and changed the AIs' difficulty to extreme. the next AI races will be hard, but i'm sure you guys can do it.:)

Diana: we've been through worse situations and this one will be no exception.>:I

Porsche 959: well, guys. i think it's time to share my experiences on my championship, back when i first met Azelfland.:)

the Swiss Alps, one year ago

Porsche 959: so, you're the guy my brother talked about.:)

Me: yep.:)

Porsche 959: Azelfland, was it? well, first of all, thanks for the tire change.:)

Me: anytime.:)

Porsche 959: second, you're going to be my driver, right?:I

Me: yep. the entrance to the pits crew was a way to get undercover.>:I

Porsche 959: cool!:O

Me: now, let me go ahead and change your color for a sec. *paints the 959's Orange into a Sky Blue* all done.:)

Porsche 959: all right.^_^

Me: let's show the pits crew that i'm not a pits crew member, but a racer of awesome.>:I

Porsche 959: with my brains and your brawn, there's nothing that can stop us. let's do it!>:)

Me: you got it, man.>:)

Porsche 959 (narrating the flashback): when we got to Tenerife, however, that's when we met with Mitko Vasilev. he was working with Vivendi at that time. he even made Azelfland silence himself. scary, i tell you.>:I

Mitko Vasilev: you.>:I

Me: wha-

Mitko Vasilev: QUIET!>:(

Me: ............................................... ._.

Porsche 959 (narrating the flashback): anyway, we took him down on the Grand Finale. while the rest of the championship was full of challenges, Azelfland and i were capable of taking it down, despite the low amount of high-grade engines we had. after getting assembled, i got to see the Cayman GT4 again. i also met the Rinspeed and the RUF sisters. and the Sesto Elemento, as well. and he and my sister, the 911 GT3 RS became a couple, but that's for another time.:)

TheHawtDawg1: wow. just wow.O_O

Sonic: i know, right?:P

meanwhile, outside of Corporate lab 1

Blaze: that was so much fun.:3

Roger: it sure was. and Blaze, i have something to tell you.':I

Blaze: what is it?:3

Roger: Blaze, i.................... i'm in love with you.':I

Blaze: r-really?:3

Roger: yeah.:3

Blaze: awwwwww, that's so sweet. i'm in love with you too.:3

Roger: and, um................ i want to ask you this, hoping that the answer is yes. Blaze............................... will you be my girlfriend?:3

Blaze: *gasps and bursts into tears of joy* that's so sweet. this is the best thing anyone's ever said to me! yes, i'll be your girlfriend! *sighs lovingly* i love you.:3

Roger: i love you too.:3 *they both make out*

Blaze: you're great at kissing.:3

Roger: thanks. we should do this again sometime.^_^

Blaze: *giggles* sure.:3

and that ends episode 4 of season 8 of "Asphalt stories". i'm thinking of making the next one based on my experiences with lab 2. but also with upgrading my SR1.

until next time.

-Azelfland.