User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Corvette Grand Sport shenanigans

the title says it all.

don't you hate it when you see two events of two cars you want so badly, but then your parents and teachers tell you to study for the exams, when, in reality, you want to get the cars in the game instead of wasting your time with the pre-christmas exams? that's the situation for me. and now that i think about it, the Corvette Grand Sport EDD became the reason i hate exams SO MUCH! but i'll try anyway. after all, i've gotten out of worse situations than that.

anyway, though. this is episode 16 of season 4 of "car dialogues". my god, i'll be so fatigued after all those events. so, here goes:

Me: *narrating the story* with the McLaren P1 boy shenanigans done, we moved on to Venice. it wasn't a hard tour, since we had a lot of upgrades done to the Civic Type-R. but on the 5th of December, on Iceland's tour, this happened.

TweakRacer: so, TransportFan2014 is taking on the Corvette Grand Sport EDD and i thought you might want to take it down.:)

Me: WHAT?! THE GRAND SPORT EDD DURING THE EXAMS?! DID IT HAVE TO GET REVIVED AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT?!>:(

Hanna: whoa. calm down.O_O

Me: HOW SHOULD I CALM DOWN, SINCE I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS STUPID CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE EDD AT THE SAME TIME?! THERE'S NO WAY WE'LL GET THE GRAND SPORT, UNLESS, SOMEHOW, A MIRACLE WILL HAPPEN!>:(

Hanna:............................. ._.

Shadow Azelfland: i'll take care of this.>:I

Shelby: i'll come with you.>:I

Me: huh?:I

TweakRacer: we've got your back. Wanda and i will go help TrasportFan2014. you and Hanna should take down the championship.>:I

Shelby: no worries. we'll always cover for you when needed.:3

later, at the Chevrolet headquarters

the boss of Vivendi: you're finally here.>:)

Shadow Azelfland: hmph. i can honestly tell you want us to lose. but we're not going to let that happen.>:I

McLaren P1 boy: ha! you really don't stand a chance. i have an army.>:)

Shelby: we have a C63.>:)

My Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: *revs ups her engine*

McLaren P1 boy: that doesn't scare us. we got more cars than you!>:)

???: you think so?>:)

the boss of Vivendi: huh?!O_O

the 9FF GT9 VMAX and the 1967 Chevy Impala bust in

1967 Chevy Impala: we're here to join you in the battle against evil.>:)

9FF GT9 VMAX: remember, i'll help, too. but once this is over, i'll head back to the 9FF factory.>:I

Shadow Azelfland: got it.>:I

the boss of Vivendi: ha! even with your little friends, you don't stand a chance.>:)

Chevrolet Corvette C3 and 2016 Camaro SS: *growling*

Shadow Azelfland: *thinking* so, they're mind controlled? hm. this should be fun.>:)

Chevrolet SS: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T CH3VROL3T SIBLINGZ.

Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport: WE R TEH VIVENDI ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY. WE RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS. WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER VIVENDSORZ. U=NOOBZ. SIBLINGZ=L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

after challenge 3

Shadow Azelfland: so, you were saying?>:)

McLaren P1 boy: so, you adapted, huh? this should be interesting.>:)

Chevrolet SS: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED.

Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport: TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY R L33T TIREZ.

the next day, on the Alps

Me: listen, Hanna. i'm sorry for yelling at you the other day.:(

Hanna: it's okay. i know you didn't mean to.:3

Me: i know. i got you this for our 5-month anniversary. i hope it cheers you up.:3

Hanna: for me? awwww. * opens the bag and gasps* a christmas outfit? awwww, that's so sweet of you. thank you.:'3

Me: you're welcome.:3

Hanna: *sighs* i love you.:3

Me: i love you too.:3 *they both make out*

Hanna: *as they both stop making out*  okay. so, um................... what do you say we show everyone our strong bond?:3 * a sixth Fox tail grows*

Me: speaking of bonds........ your sixth tail grew.:3

Hanna: that's so cool. guess our bonds are getting stronger.:3

after the Grand Finale of the Alps

Honda Civic Type-R: so, what's our next destination?:)

TheGoldenThunder: it's Barcelona. prepare to be amazed.:)

meanwhile, back at the Chevrolet headquarters

McLaren P1 boy: got any Kings?:I

Shadow Azelfland: go fish.-_-

McLaren P1 boy: DANG IT!>:(

a few days later, in Barcelona

My Sbarro Sparta: so, you're the new guy, huh?:)

Honda Civic Type-R: yep.:)

Sbarro Sparta: just so you know, we recruit cars on our team to get the Cadillac 16 Concept. wanna help us?:)

Honda Civic Type-R: sure. but only if we beat this championship.:)

TheHawtDawg1: so, what do you think of our garage?:)

Honda Civic Type-R: it is SO AWESOME!!! all the cars and bikes, the technology, everything. it's so cool!!:D

Me: and it will be more awesome once we take down the Barcelona tour.:)

after the Grand Finale of Barcelona

Honda Civic Type-R: that day couldn't get any better.:D

Alice: i'm still wondering how Shadow Azelfland and Shelby are doing, though.:I

Hanna: yeah. i wonder how they're doing.:I

back at the Chevrolet headquarters

the boss of Vivendi: are you ready to give up yet?>:)

Shadow Azelfland: i'm NOT going to give up!! never!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: hm. as you wish.>:)

Shelby: we're not going to get taken down by the likes of you!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: we'll see about that! we got more in store for you.>:)

and that's the end of episode 16 of season 4 of "car dialogues". hopefully this torture will be over soon.

until next time.

-Azelfland.