User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: First Fight

and the quest for the Lamborghini Huracan continues.

as the title says, i decided to continue with Moto Blitz, by taking on season 3. now, i know what you're thinking: "but Azelfland, i thought you'd do this once you get the Munich update." well, to tell the truth, i'm  a Windows player and the update won't come yet. but that's the best i could do for now. that's why season 4 of the series starts really early, everyone. i need content for it. that's all. and hopefully i can collaborate with my good friend TheGoldenThunder for the second time. as for the McLaren 675LT, i decided to get the Mercedes-AMG GT3 as a slight change of plans, so i don't have to deal with the tokens-only upgrade shenanigans.

now that i got all that out of the way, this is episode 1 of season 4 of "car dialogues". more content coming after this and in the future. so, here goes:

Inside Vesuvius, Vivendi's secret base, 15:30 PM

the boss of Vivendi: *blows on his coffee and sips a bit of it* well, generals. EVERY TIME i try and conquer the world, that team Azelfland thwarts me. i mean, who IS this team Azelfland? every time i come up with a new plan, they still beat me. General Number One! do you want to be a follower or do you want to be a leader?>:I

General Number One: uh.................... l-leader? ._.'

the boss of Vivendi: how dare you!? YOU'RE FIRED!>:( *slams his fist on the "you're fired" button*

General Number One: *gets launched out of Vesuvius* I MEAN FOLLOWER............O_O

the boss of Vivendi: now, i told Azelfland i was gonna come back with something big, something wicked, something with some PIZAZZ!>:D

Vivendi scientist: excuse me, s-

the boss of Vivendi: NERD! you're interrupting!>:(

Vivendi scientist: s-sorry sir. we just cooked this up in engineering.O_O

the boss of Vivendi: give me THAT! *takes the tablet* oooooooooooo................ Garma-Daddy likey.:D

meanwhile, at Azelfland's Asphalt Academy garage

My Mercedes-AMG GT3: wait-wait-wait-wait-wait. you mean to tell me you got me on the team, because you didn't want to deal with the token-only upgrades shenanigans in the future?:I

Anthony Jose: kinda like that, yes.:I

My Mercedes-Benz Biome: well, it's not every day it happens. besides, i think we'll need to step up our game a notch.>:I

TheHawtDawg1: agreed.:P

Me: hey, guys. i'm back. and i got some news to-

Shadow Azelfland: let me guess. we'll take on season 3 of Moto Blitz so we can get closer to getting the Huracan and because you want to prove you're just as good as i am.-_-

Me: how did you know?:I

Shadow Azelfland: cause you always want to find a way to prove that your skill is equal to mine when it comes to motorcycles.:P

Me: true. but anyway. there are 13 races in season 3. each gives 5 helmets per race...... or per 2 races. now, since we'll have the KTM and the Suzuki GSX-R750, here's how we're gonna do it. Wendy will take on the main objective every second race. Alice, you take care of the secondary objectives.>:I

Alice: you got it.:)

Me: i'll take on the odd-numbered ones and their secondary objectives and the final race of season 3. Diana, you'll take on the main objective of the Elimination race of the GSX-R750 and Shelby will take on the secondary ones. Wendy, you'll also take on the third to last race and Alice will take on the second to last race respectively. any questions?>:I

Wendy: no.:)

Shelby: i understood all that.:)

Diana: we can do it.:)

Me: good. now let's get to-

Spudanky: *comes out of nowhere with a baseball bat* YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!>:(

Me: *picks up a chair* HEY! HEYHEYHEYHEY! SPUDANKY, IT'S ME, AZELFLAND!! CHILL, CHILL!O_O

Spudanky: *immidiately recognizes Azelfland* Azelfland? *puts down his baseball bat* OOOOOOOOOOOHHH, my dog! wassup? *hugs Azelfland* ha ha ha ha! hey, buddy. are you all right?:D

Me: you scared me for good. but i'm fine. what about you?:)

Spudanky: i'm fine, too. i heard of your racing team and decided to join you on your quest to getting "the boat". i'll do whatever it takes to be of any help.:)

Me: sounds good to me.:)

after the final race of season 3 of Moto Blitz

Shadow Azelfland: hmph. not bad, Azelfland. your skill is improving quite a bit. but you'll need to work on your reflexes. just saying.:)

Me: thanks.:)

Lucas the Hedgehog: hey. you were great out there. your riding and mechanic skills were really good.:)

Alice: *giggles* thank you. hey, you must be the new guy of team Harmony, right?:3

Lucas the Hedgehog: yep. it's true, actually. oh, where are my manners? i'm Lucas the Hedgehog.:)

Alice: i'm Alice the Hedgehog. nice to meet you.:3

Lucas the Hedgehog: so, um.......... i was wondering. do you want to hang out with me and get to know each other better?:3

Alice: awwwww, i'd love to.:3

later that night (7:00 PM)

Lucas the Hedgehog: *sees Alice in her Red dress and her Yellow high heels* wow. you're............ you're really beautiful.:3

Alice: *giggles* why, thank you.:3

TheGoldenThunder's TVR Sagaris: you guys ready?:)

Alice: yeah.:)

a few minutes later

Lucas the Hedgehog: so, tell me about yourself.:)

Alice: well, i'm a hard-working and caring girl, but i'm also strong and determined. what about you?:3

Lucas the Hedgehog: well, i'm basically like TheHawtDawg1, only i'm shy when i talk to girls like you.:3 *blushes*

Alice: *giggles* same here. when i talk to boys like you, i'm a bit shy, too.:3 *also blushes*

Lucas the Hedgehog: so, what sports do you like?:)

Alice: i'm mostly into ice skating and boxing. what about you?:3

Lucas the Hedgehog: well, unlike TheHawtDawg1, i'm into ice skating as well.:)

Alice: glad to hear that. it's good to see that we have something in common, like the fact that we're both hedgehogs.:3

Lucas the Hedgehog: yeah. anyway, what's your favorite color? mine's Red, just like my fur color.:3

Alice: mine is Grey. and my fur color is Blue, as you can see.:3

Lucas the Hedgehog: well, we have many things in common, yet we're so different.:3

Alice: i agree.:3

back at Azelfland's Aspahlt Academy garage (8:50 PM)

Alice: check this out. we got ourselves an ice skating rink.:)

Lucas the Hedgehog: whoa. so, the second floor of our garage has an ice skating rink? nice!:D

Alice: *puts on her Red skates* you wanna try?:3

Lucas the Hedgehog: i don't know. i never ice skated in my lfe.:I

Alice: come on. it will be fun.:3

Lucas the Hedgehog: all right. if you say so. *puts on his White skates and gets in the ice skating rink* whoa!O_O *tries to balance his weight*

Alice: let me help you. follow my lead.:3 *they both hold hands*

one hour of ice skating later

Alice: man, that was fun.:3 *puts on her Yellow high heels*

Lucas the Hedgehog: it sure was. and um.............. Alice, there's something i need to tell you.:3

Alice: what is it?:3

Lucas the Hedgehog: i know that we just met, but............. Alice, i............... i'm in love with you.:3

Alice: awww, that's so sweet of you. i'm in love with you too.:3

Me: *pauses the action and breaks the fourth wall* oh, if only getting a girlfriend or a boyfriend was this easy in real life.:I *unpauses the action*

Lucas the Hedgehog: and i got you these, as a first-date gift.:3 *gives Alice a Yellow scarf and a pair of Yellow high-heeled mini boots*

Alice: *gasps* for me? awww, you shouldn't have.:3

Lucas the Hedgehog: and i want to ask you this and i hope the answer is yes. Alice................. will you be my girlfriend?:3

Alice: *bursts into tears of joy* awwww, that's the sweetest thing you've said to me. yes, i'll be your girlfriend! *sighs i love you.:'3

Lucas the Hedgehog: i love you too.:3 *they both make out*

Me: *unpauses the action and breaks the fourth wall again* again, if only getting a girlfriend or a boyfriend was this easy in real life. in the car dialogues, yes, it's easy and cringey at the same time, but in real life, that's a different story.-_- *unpauses the action again*

Lucas the Hedgehog: *as they stop making out* we should do this again sometime.:3

Alice: *giggles* sure.:3

well, that was cringey as heck. but that's it for episode 1 of season 4 of "car dialogues". there will be more as promised, along with some top 5s and top 10s. until then, stay tuned for more.

until next time.

-Azelfland.