User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: Dual McLaren Construction

Built the two McLarens- the 570S and the F1 XP5 here. End of story. JK, I have an episode featuring them.

(The day after the Valentine's Day Prom, which I did not go to....)

TweakRacer: Man, what a dream!! I dreamt about what actually happened yesterday!!

Me: Either you are loyal to your date, OR, you had wet dreams 😛

TweakRacer: YOU PIECE OF $#!+!!!!😠

Me: JK. Why so serious 😒

(CJ comes in)

CJ: Hey homies, I just found a meeting place where my GSF bros are gonna meet. Saying about tying all loose ends between the families.

Me: Well then we are rollin'. I wonder what horsecrap the Ballas are tryin' to pull with Vivendi....

CJ: Except that this time we ain't messing with Vivendi or the Ballas or the Vagos; just a friendly meeting.

Azelfland: Whatever that is, we'll watch your back.

CJ: Alright then. Hey Sweet!! We got some more amigos rollin' with us.

(At a motel)

CJ: I will be rollin' with Sweet. Smoke, Ryder, and the rest of you, guard the car.

Azelfland: Nah, only Smoke and Ryder will.

Sweet: Well we ain't weakings, we can roll on our own.

CJ: Let them be.

(Occupants that left the limo are CJ, Sweet, Azelfland, TweakRacer, Persephone and I)

Me: Ok. So this is the place, huh? (Suddenly all GSF guys begin shooting)

Sweet: Aw $#!+!!! What's going on?

(A helicopter approaches the motel, together with some enemy Ducati Supersports and 9FF V MAXes)

Persephone: F***ing Vivendi!!😡

Vivendi goon 1: Well, well, well. Look who it is. TF2014, the Liberty scumbag, CJ, the GSF dog, Azelfland, and his damsels in distress. 😛 Looks like they are here to steal the stuff of our royal highnesss. KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!

(Gunfire all over the place)

CJ: Aw Sweet!! Where is he??

Azelfland: Looks like he went in to the motel!!!

Me: I hope none of the fragments of any of my cars in the previous garage have attracted their attention!! Whatever, let's find Sweet!!

CJ: Smoke!! Ryder!!

Smoke: OK!! I'm trying!!! (Sees a Vivendi supply truck) Aw $#!+!!! We gotta go!!! (The limo moves away)

Ryder: We can't stay here!!! We will go and find more homies to give support!!!

Persephone: No time to wait!! Let's wipe everyone!! >:|

(All enter the motel)

Me: I wonder how many Vivendi dogs are there??

Azelfland: When we see them, we kill them!!

(After shooting all the way till Sweet is found)

Sweet: What took you all so long?

CJ: Too many goons.

Sweet: What about Smoke and Ryder?

CJ: They left. Either to get backup or to shake us out.

Sweet: F*** it! Let's go!! >:|

Me: Wait. (Sees a few blue and orange papers) I wonder what those are. (Picks them up) Well looks like the Vivendi bastards think you all are stealing this.

Sweet: Then why are you picking them?

Azelfland: Because they belonged to TF2014. Before Vivendi burnt his old garage. And scattered the blueprints and parts of cars all over the place.

Sweet: Whatever. Let's roll!!

(On the motel rooftop)

Vivendi goon 1: This is Air-64. Stay where you are doofuses!!!

Me: STFU!!! 😠

(Gunfire for 35 minutes)

Vivendi goon 1: Mayday! Mayday! Air-64 is going down!!

(Helicopter explodes, and everyone runs to the base)

Sweet: What now?

CJ: (sees limo coming) It's Smoke and Ryder!

Smoke: GET IN!!

(All leave)

CJ: Aw $#!+!!!! I am running low!

Persephone: All of us are. Take my guns!!!

(The limo being chased by 9FFs)

Me: Are you kidding me?? Some GT2 supercars after our bucket @$$ car?

CJ: Just keep shooting!!!

(Except for Smoke who is driving, everyone else shoots)

Smoke: Cover the rear!!

(A 9FF got hit by a cargo train)

Persephone: Hope you could take a hit!! 😡

Ryder: Man it's getting intense!! Worse than World War 3!!!

Me: And worse than the SLK Special Edition war!!!

Smoke: Hey CJ!!! WATCH THE LEFT!!>:|

CJ: Your left or my left?

Ryder: It does not matter where. Just shoot everybody!!!

(Smoke drives past a small neighbourhood)

CJ: Eh haven't we been here before??

Smoke: I'm taking whatever options I have!!

Azelfland: Don't forget Vivendi is hunting us like we are their delicious food!!

(The limo passes two Vivendi goons who drop their donuts)

Vivendi goon 2 and 3: What a waste of good donuts. Let's roll!!

Me: Hell no!! The bikers are back!!!

Ryder: Just keep shooting nigga!!

Me: We kno- (a biker jumps onto the back of the limo) Dammit!!!

Vivendi goon 3: Surprise bitches!! >:D And hello damsel i-

(Persephone kicks the goon in the nuts, causing him to fall off the limo)

Persephone: DON'T F***ING CALL ME A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!!!😠

CJ: Holy shit!! Look at that!! Attagirl!! And say bye bye you mad biker!! (Destroys two 9FFs)

Smoke: I should have stayed at home and watched the f***ing game!! All of you!! Behind us! BEHIND US!!

(Smoke drives to the car wash, with everyone except CJ and TweakRacer closing the limo windows)

Smoke: CJ! TweakRacer! Put up your f***ing windows!!!

CJ and TweakRacer: But there ar- (Smoke drives through a car wash, and soap and water spray onto the limo)

CJ: Damn it Smoke!! I got soap in my eyes!😡 You're f***ing insane!!😠

TweakRacer: IKR, CJ!! Whatever the f*** Smoke is doing??!!😠

Smoke: I like things clean!!

Me: No time for blabbering!! Goons everywhere!!!

(Everyone except Smoke continues shooting)

Sweet: Uh oh.

(Another Vivendi goon jumps onto the back of the limo and attacks TweakRacer)

Vivendi goon 6: Heads up, sucker!!😝

Ryder: Hey! Some idiot is hanging onto the back of the car!! Someone shoot him!!

Me: I got that taken care of. (I shoot the biker just as Azelfland, CJ, Persephone and Sweet destroy more Ducatis and 9FFs)

Smoke: $#!+!!! Roadblock!! I am turning left!!

Me: We still got many goons on our tail!! >:|

Azelfland: Even worse, we are out of ammo! Persephone, teleport us away when I give the signal!!

Persephone: Got it! >:|

Smoke: F*** it! I'm going through!!!

(Smoke tries to dodge the roadblock but one of the goons jumps onto the hood)

Vivendi goon 30: This is Air-49, do not- Hey what the f***? Too low, you will kill us all!

CJ: Smoke!! That bird is up ahead!!

Sweet: Back up, Smoke!! Back up!!

Smoke: Hell no!! I am going through!!! (Accelerates)

(The Vivendi goon on the hood gets killed by the helicopter blades)

Ryder: Oh man we are gonna dieeeeee!!!😰😰😰😰

CJ: Oh $#!+!!!!!

(The limo is about to hit the billboard)

TweakRacer: Smoke!! The brakes!!

Smoke: I know that!! (Steps on the brakes) Aw hell no!!!

Azelfland: Ok. Now!

(Persephone teleports the entire limo and its occupants just as it breaks the billboard)

Viviendi goon 30: Air-49 to control, we lost the subjects....

Vivendi boss: Well, useless!! You better go to a different planet!!!😡

Vivendi goon 30: But sir, it was an eight man crew. Well seven actually-

Vivendi boss: I knew it. I take back my words. There must ALWAYS BE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS MESSING WITH MY OPERATIONS!!😠

Vivendi goon 30: That means they are not damsels in distress as we thought....

Vivendi boss: Whatever. I am coming to examine the damage caused by these punks. >:|

(The limo got teleported to Rio)

Smoke: I thought we are safe!! But turns out this bucket @$$ car is still rollin!!

???: Not if I can do anything about it 😎

(Loraine appears flying)

Loraine: Brake trouble? Not a problem.

(Loraine uses a power to stop the limo; the limo slows down until it slowly hits a bus)

Ryder: Phew. Glad we survived.

Azelfland: Thanks Loraine.

Loraine: Glad I helped.😀

(Seconds later, some credits drop near the limo)

Me: What?

(On the HUD if the limo, the words "Traffic Control X1" appear)

Everyone at the scene: Really? 😑

(The end)