User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: the super energetic tour of Rio De Janeiro

man, I'M ON FIRE TODAY!!!! okay, let me explain.

first of all, the Venice and Rio De Janeiro tours in the MP4-31 championship were no problem. turns out it was the fourth qualifier of Rio that i ragequit and not the fith qualifier, to tell the truth. second, Gameloft strikes again with the sales, because they offered the Lamborghini Aventador -the regular Avendator, not the SuperVeloce- at 50% off, and because i got loads of credits from the MP4-31 championship, the Peugeot RCZ R R&D and by farming with my C63, i got that Lambo. speaking of the Peugeot RCZ R R&D, i completed its R&D and asssembled it alongside the Lucra -the Lucra was the free car of the month, before you ask- and i thought: "this day couldn't get any better".

and it does get better: episode 18 of season 3 of "car dialogues" coming at you strong, which will start with the events of yesterday. so, here goes:

test 30. the AI race of lab 3. Diana and the Peugeot RCZ R speed through and do a U-turn, only to line up properly next to the AI.

AI version of Shadow Azelfland: you kept me waiting. i'm surprised you were stupid enough to show up at all.>:)

Diana: *thinking* that's a bit strange. Shadow Azelfland doesn't act like that. i mean, i know that he's the edgelord and all, but come on.-_-

after sucessfully competing test 30 and 31

Shadow Azelfland: well, let me guess. there's an AI version of me that challenged you, huh?:I

Diana: how did you know?:I

Shadow Azelfland: because Azelfland faced the AI version of himself and i faced Hanna's AI version of herself. that's how i know it.:I

My Peugeot RCZ R: doesn't matter. what matter is completing that Research and Development.>:I

Shelby: agreed.>:I

the next day, in Rio De Janeiro

Me: all right, everyone. i think it's time we get revenge on that fourth qualifier.>:I

Hanna: wait, didn't you say you ragequit on the fifth qualifier?:I

Me: well, yes, because i couldn't remember it right. now i really remember. it was the fourth qualifier that made me quit the championship the first time around. now, things will change this time.>:I

Alice: hey, Azelfland. we got a special delivery from Gameloft.:)

Me: hmmm, there's a note on it. *reads the note* "to Azelfland and co.: hope you enjoyed this month of racing. the 35 boxes we gave you are the blueprints of the Lucra. we hope you enjoy our gift car of the month. signed, Matt, Gameloft's livestreamer". that's nice of them to give a free car. but we'll assemble it later. for the time being, we got a tour to take down.>:I

TheHawtDawg1: wait, don't you think we'll speed through this in, like, 10 seconds or more?:I

Me: this isn't a 10 second race. i got nothing but time.>B)

after the Grand Finale

McLaren MP4-31: phew! quite the challenge, but we made it.:D

Me: we sure did. we finally got our revenge on that fourth qualifier. and now we're only one point away from taking down Roaring Thunder.:D

Hanna: yeah, but don't get cocky.:)

ThunderWolf: i agree. don't get cocky, my friend. we're still a long way to-

Cynthia: hi! i'm Cynthia the Rabbit! you must be Azelfland's friends, right? do you want a cupcake?:3

ThunderWolf: um, sure.:) *takes a chocolate cupcake*

TheGoldenThunder: i don't like cupcakes and muffins that much, but i'll take one.:/ *takes a strawberry cupcake*

both: *eat their cupcakes and their brains literally explode*

ThunderWolf: WOOOOW!! that was the best cupcake i've ever tasted!:D

TheGoldenThunder: it's like an one-way ticket to heaven!:D

Cynthia: yay! now we're friends.:3

ThunderWolf: and one more thing. what's your part in team Harmony?:/

Cynthia: i can sing, i can dance, I THROW THE BEST PARTIES EVER!!:D

TheGoldenThunder: well, that's actually really cool. we'll see you later okay?:)

Cynthia: see ya later, boys.:3

meanwhile, back at the Asphalt labs, it's the final test, as the final AI race will begin.

Shelby: *thinking* hm. so he did show up. let's see how well he'll do against a triple boosted RCZ R.>:)

AI version of Shadow Azelfland: *gets the pedal to the metal as the race begins* come on!>:I

Peugeot RCZ R: so, what's the plan?:I

Shelby: it's simple. we use the nitro for the entire race and outspeed the AI. as we go, we have two ways, the big jump and the tunnel. we'll go through that tunnel, make a huge jump and back to town. got it?>:I

Peugeot RCZ R: got it.>:I

Shelby: speaking of the tunnel, we're getting closer. get ready.>:I

Peugeot RCZ R: you got it. FULL SPEED AHEAD!!>:D

after getting out of the tunnel

Shelby: get ready. the jump will be big.>:I

Peugeot RCZ R: here we go. INEEDMYMONEYYYYY!!!>:D

Shelby: dude, what the heck was that?O_O

Peugeot RCZ R: i dunno. i wanted to say some random giberrish, while in the air.:P *they both finish first*

Shelby: hast la vista, AI noob.>B)

Shadow Azelfland: we knew you could do it.:D

Diana: sis, that was awesome! i guess we're really good if we work together.:)

Shadow Azelfland: we got all the blueprints. now, let's go to Rio De Janeiro. our friends are waiting.:)

back at Rio De Janeiro

Me: so, how'd it go?:)

Shadow Azelfland: we got all the blueprints. :)

Me: nice! i guess you proved me wrong. you're as skilled as i am.:)

Shelby: so, how long will it take to assemble?:/

Alice: 2 hours for the RCZ R, 2 and a half for the Lucra. sis, you'll help, too.;)

Wendy: i'm on it.:)

2 and a half hours later

Peugeot RCZ R: hey, friends. i'm the- wait. where are we? this isn't Azelfland's garage.:/

My Lucra L148: you're in Rio De Janeiro, buddy. that means we're in the MP4-31 championship.:)

Peugeot RCZ R: seems legit.:I

Shadow Azelfland: hey, Azelfland. Gameloft is having a sale on three cars: the Aventador, the Rimac Concept One and the Hennesey Venom GT. you got almost 581.000 thanks to this champonship, the Peugeot RCZ R R&D and with the C63 farming those credits. shall we go get a new addition?:)

Me: you got it, buddy. let's teleport to Venice. but first. *upgrades the Lucra's components to level 1* done.:)

in Venice, outside of the car dealer's house

Car dealer: hey, Azelfl- WHOA! am i seeing double?!O_O

Shadow Azelfland: actually, we're different. anyway, we're here, because Gameloft got the sales going.:I

Car dealer: ah, yes. right this way. so, what's your choice?:)

Me: i say we go for the Aventador.:)

car dealer: since it's 50% off, that will be 500.000 credits.:)

Me: then it's a deal.;) *gives 500.000 credits to the car dealer*

car dealer: enjoy your new car, my friends. oh, and good luck with Tokyo.:)

back at Rio De Janeiro (again)

Hanna: so, what did you get this time?:I

Me: my very own Aventador.:D

Hanna: nice! it's my favorite car. i never thought you'd get it this soon.:)

Me: well, what can i say? this was a deal i couldn't refuse.:)

My Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4: hey, guys.:)

Lucra L148: dude, you look good. how have you been?:)

Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4: i'm good. so, i hear the Weber Faster One is part of team Azelfland now.:)

McLaren MP4-31: it's true, buddy. oh, and tommorow, i'll show you boys what a Honda-powered Formula 1 car like me can do.;)

meanwhile, at the Roaring Thunder boss' office

the boss of Roaring Thunder: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! NOT EVEN THE FOURTH QUALIFIER COULD STOP THEM!!! WHAT ARE THEY?!O_O

Adrian Heat (Roaring Thunder's driver): i dunno, sir. but we still have a chance. the final tour in Tokyo is our only chance.>:I

the boss of Roaring Thunder: hmmmmmm. maybe you're right. i guess we'll settle this, once and for all. and this time............ THIS TIME, they're NOT getting away from me!!>:(

and that's the end of episode 18 of season 2 of "car dialogues". the final battle between team Azelfland and Roaring Thunder will happen on the final tour of the MP4-31 championship, Tokyo itself. so, stay tuned.

until next time.

-Azelfland.