User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Arrinera Hussarya GT championship, part 4

back at it again, everyone! i'm on fire today!

yesterday, i completed the San Diego tour and today, i completed the Patagonia tour. no problem at all...... except for the fact that i messed up on the third qualifier of Patagonia and had to spend a second tire to complete it. after that, i did some hardcore farming, with a few breaks, and got the McLaren 675LT, full price, and the Ferrari F40, at 30% off. so worth it! now all that remains is to MAX PRO the 675LT and i'll have the ultimate farming race accessible. but it will be hard, because of my lack of V8s and my terrible luck.

this is episode 11 of season 4 of "car dilogues". it's about time. so, here goes:

previously on Car dialogues: team Azelfland took down the Tenerife tour of the Hussarya GT championship. meanwhile, Shadow Azelfland, Diana and Shelby took down the 650S GT3 R&D, even if they had to spend tokens. the boss of Vivendi was exposed of his sabotage and he insulted Shelby's fashoin sense, making her cry, and he gets Focus punched into oblivion. Azelfland and Cynthia cheered Shelby up and everything is now back to normal. what challenges await for our friends in Thunder's hometown and Patagonia? find out now!

San Diego, USA.

TheGoldenThunder: welcome to my garage. it's not much, but make yourselves at home.:)

Hanna: so, this is your garage. looks really neat.:)

TheGoldenThunder: thanks. also, Azelfland knows this place, because he came before you guys did.:)

Me: it's true. he pretty much needed my help a bit. that's what friends are for. always having each other's backs.:)

Kri: hey, Azelfland. so, these are your fr- wait! SHADOW AZELFLAND?!:O

Shadow Azelfland: it's been a long time, hasn't it?:)

Everyone: WAIT, YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?!O_O

Shadow Azelfland: hmph! we became friends and allies after she broke me out of TweakRacer's lab.:)

Kri: he owed me one ever since.:)

TweakRacer: wait, what about the first encounters with team Azelfland and the girls of team Harmony?:I

Shadow Azelfland: i'll tell you guys another time.:I

Kri: TWEAKRACER?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THEM?!>:(

TweakRacer: whoa whoa whoa! i'm on your side now. relax.O_O

TheGoldenThunder: he quit Vivendi and that's why he's with us. we have the same goals. to get "the boat" by our side and to crush Vivendi.>:I

Kri: oh.:I

My McLaren 650S GT3: also, the boss of Vivendi insulted Shelby and she cried, but Azelfland and Cynthia cheered her up.:)

TweakRacer: also, if you ask why i'm a White fox, it's because Azelfland used my OCer on me. i prefer being a White fox that controls blizzards than being a human.:)

Me: anyway. i'd like to introduce you to my friends.:)

Hanna: i'm HannaLeinH, but you can call me Hanna the Batfox. also, i'm Azelfland's girlfriend.:)

TheHawtDawg1: i'm TheHawtDawg1, but you can call me Lucas.:)

Anthony Jose: the name's Anthony Jose, but you can call me AJ.:)

NEKON: i'm NEKON. glad to meet you.:)

Feuerrm: i'm Feuerrm.:)

Spudanky: the name's Spudanky, but you can call me Spud.:)

Flora: um..... i'm Flora the Cat.:I

Chica: i'm Chica the Cat, Flora's younger sister.:)

Wendy: howdy, partner. i'm Wendy the Hedgehog.:3

Alice: i'm Alice the Hedgehog Wendy's younger sister.:)

Diana: i'm Diana the Fox.:)

Shelby: i'm Shelby the Fox, Diana's younger sister and Shadow Azelfland's boyfriend. like, oh my gosh, he's really edgy but kind.:)

Wanda: i'm Wanda the Bat.:)

Persephone: i'm Persephone the Bat, Wanda's older sister and, in a way, i'm kinda like you.:)

Kri: cool. so, you're a sharpshooter, like i am.:)

Cynthia: hi! i'm Cynthia the Rabbit! do you want a cupcake?:D

Kri: normally i don't eat cupcakes, but sure. *eats a Strawberry cupcake and her brain literally explodes* wow! best. cupcake. EVER!!:D

Hanna: please excuse Cynthia. it's her way to show that she wants to be friends with you.:)

Kri: it's A-okay. she's kind in her own way.:)

TheHedgehogOne: i'm TheHedgehogOne, but you can also call me Lucas.:)

Danny the Bat: i'm Danny the Bat, Feuerrm's OC version.:)

Kri: nice to meet you all.:)

Me: now, if you'll excuse us, we got a tour to take down.:)

after the Grand Finale of the San Diego Harbor

Arrinera Hussarya GT: another day, another complete tour.:)

Me: it felt satisf- hey, where did everyone go?:I

Hanna: our friends went to hang out on Thunder's house. Diana, Danny, Kri, Thunder and Shadow Azelfland are playing "truth or dare" and they're upstairs.:P

Me: oh, okay.:I

meanwhile, upstairs of Thunder's garage

Danny the Bat: i can't believe you made me eat a bug!:'(

Shadow Azelfland: it wasn't me. it was the game!>:P

Diana: Thunder, you'll have to pick a card AND roll the dice at the same time. and then YOU say i'm the one who's unsynchronized.-_-

TheGoldenThunder: my god, i'm trying.>:I *rolls thie dice and gets the "make out with player 2" roll*

Kri: .................................... ._. *an arrow shows Kri as "player 2"*

TheGoldenThunder: ha. pass!:P

Kri: EXCUSE ME?!>:(

Shadow Azelfland: you didn't let ME skip when i had to wear a dress!!>:(

Diana: it's okay, Kri. i'll do it for you.:P

Kri: no, it's okay, Diana. i guess that makes Thunder a quitter.:P

TheGoldenThunder: *triggered*

Kri: and since Thunder quit, that gets me 3 points ahe-

TheGoldenThunder: *grabs Kri by the shoulders and makes out with her*

Danny the Bat: yuck!X_X *cringes*

Diana: well, what do you know?:3

Kri and TheGoldenThunder: *making out*

Diana: *as Kri and TheGoldenThunder stop making out* did anyone see polka dots or was it just me?:3

Shadow Azelfland: *thinking* pretty sure i saw a bit of tongue there. ._.

Me: clearly, i picked a bad time to interrupt, didn't i?:I

Danny the Bat: NOW I KNOW HOW TIMON AND PUMBA FELT!!;_;

Patagonia, Chile.

Arrinera Hussarya GT: wait, WHAT?!O_O

Kri: yeah. i kind of triggered Thunder when i called him a quitter and he made out with me. it was............. really awkward to say the least.:I

Hanna: well, we've come full circle for that.:P

Me: no matter. let's get this tour over with.:I

after the Grand Finale of Patagonia (and lots of farming)

ThunderWolf: hey, Azelfland. a letter from the boss of Gameloft just arrived.:I

Me: let me read it. *takes the letter* "to team Azelfland: sorry for not being with you when needed. i had many things to do. i have a mission for you. Vivendi will showcase two cars you can add to your team in Las Vegas. all you have to do is use the credits you got, break one of the cages and escape with one of the cars in one piece. the cars are the McLaren 675LT and the Ferrari F40. just make sure you organise a plan before jumping into it. -the boss of Gameloft.". huh. neat.:)

Kri: all right. what's the plan?:I

Me: the plan is simple. now, there are two cars we can get. the Ferrari F40 and the McLaren 675LT. luckily, Gameloft made the F40 30% cheaper than usual for the weekend.>:I

TheHedgehogOne: you want to anger the boss of Vivendi, right? i say we take both.>:)

Kri: so, who's gonna drive both?:I

Hanna: i'll handle the F40.>:I

Me: good. then, i'll take the 675LT. Thunder, find a truck with a container that can fit both cars. we'll need it for our escape. and Hanna will drive it, once she gets the F40 in the container.>:I

TheGoldenThunder: got it.>:I

Me: Kri, you'll come with us, in case anything bad happens.>:I

Kri: i handled worse situations than that. you know i'm no damsel in distress.>:I

Me: good. then, let's go.>:)

Las Vegas, Nevada

TheGoldenThunder: *talking through his earpiece* okay, Hanna. you're driving my Sagaris.if you hurt her, i swear...............>:(

Hanna: relax. we'll be fine.:)

TheGoldenThunder's TVR Sagaris. i can see the ramp. FULL SPEED AHEAD!!>:I *jumps off the ramp and crashes the showcase*

Hanna: *gets out of the Sagaris, throws 401.000 credits on the cage and breaks it* all right, F40. we're getting you out of here!>:I

My Ferrari F40: SO LONG, SUCKAS!!!>:D

Hanna: *talking through her earpiece* okay, Kri. i got it. now i'll bring it to ya!>:I

something beeps under the F40

Ferrari F40: um, guys? i think there's something fishy going on.O_O

Kri: what kind of fishy?:I

Hanna: the "something is beeping under the F40" kind of fishy.O_O

Kri: must be a tracker.>:I

Hanna: i'll see if we can shake it off first. *jumps off a pile of dirt* no luck. we'll try again. *jumps off a bigger pile of dirt* still nothing! okay. one more time. *makes a big jump on an even bigger pile of dirt* DAMN IT! i thought we had it this time!>:(

Kri: i'll see what we can do. just bring it to me.>:I

meanwhile, at a different casino

Me: *throws 1.200.000 credits on the cage, breaks it and gets in the 675LT* hello, handsome!>:) *drives away*

My McLaren 675LT: there's Vivendi members chasing us!O_O

TheGoldenThunder: you know what to do. skirt the city and head south.>:I

Hanna: i got the F40 in the truck. we just have to remove the tracker.>:I

Kri: it's not a tracker, Hanna. it's a bomb.O_O

Hanna: A BOMB?!O_O

Me: Kri? mine started beeping too. what do i do?O_O

Kri: just get over here. i'll take care of that.>:I

McLaren 675LT: okay. as long as we shake off those Vivendi members.>:I

Rhinos come out of the tunnel, when all of a sudden, the truck knocks them down

Hanna: the Thunder attack 2: Hanna strikes back!!>:D

Me: holy jesus, thanks.O_O *gets inside the container*

Kri: okay. Azelfland's on board. get us out of here, while Azelfland and i dissable the bombs.>:I

Hanna: *drives the truck and takes down the roadblocks*

TheGoldenThunder: Kri, are you sure you can disable the bombs?:I

Hanna: GUYS! let Kri work!>:(

Kri: okay, Azelfland. on three, we cut the blue wire.

Me: blue wire. got it. how do you know?:I

Kri: i just know it. and Hanna? keep the truck steady, would you?>:I

Hanna: i'm doing what i can!>:I

getting on the highway

Kri: how's the big jump?:I

Hanna: just........ hold on to something!>:I

TheGoldenThunder joins in with his TVR Sagaris

TheGoldenThunder: i'll take on as many Vivendi members as i can to buy you some time. stay out of trouble.>:I

Kri: "stay out of trouble" he says, while we're driving a truck with bombs!>:(

a few seconds later, before the exit

TheGoldenThunder: um, guys! there's a massive roadblock ahead! this is the end of the road for me.O_O

Hanna: keep driving. we'll be right there.>:I

the truck comes to the left and TheGoldenThunder steers to the right and then to the left with his TVR Sagaris

TheGoldenThunder: damn! i owe you one, Hanna.:)

Hanna: i already got a favour. take out some Vivendi members for me.>:)

TheGoldenThunder: in case we can't remove the bombs, ditch the cars!>:I

Kri: i got some good news and some bad news. which one do you want to hear first?:I

Hanna: what's the bad news?:I

Kri: i can't disable them.:I

TheGoldenThunder: guys! DITCH. THE CARS.O_O

Kri: BUT............ i can remove them.>:I

Hanna: how confident are y- you know what, don't answer.-_-

Kri: easy. eeeeeasy............:I

Me: *removes the bombs with Kri* there! we got them.:)

Hanna: you got the bombs off?:I

Kri: yep.:)

as they're about to exit Las Vegas

Me and Kri: *open the door of the container and throw the bombs away*

Me: hey, Hanna. you might feel a bit of a tailwind.:)

Hanna: uh-oh.O_O *the bombs explode*

the Vivendi members stop at the bombed bridge

Me: okay, Hanna. the Vivendi problem has been taken care of.:)

back at Patagonia

Ferrari F40: phew! you saved our engines back there.:)

McLaren 675LT: yeah. we owe you one.:)

Hanna: you're welcome. it's the least we could do.:)

Me: on sunday, we're off to Dubai.:)

Arrinera Hussarya GT: the final stretch is upon us.>:I

and that's the end of episode 11 of season 4 of "car diaogues". boy, that took me long. and if you didn't get the heist reference, it's a reference to Need For Speed Payback, where you steal a gold-plated Mercedes-Benz G63 and a gold-plated Lamborghini Aventador SV. fits very well for the plot. still it was fun making this one. last stop, Dubai.

until next time.

-Azelfland.