User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Spada Codantroca TSS recruitment & Knuckles

quite honestly, this is the second time i use the same meme after the beginning of the Hommage R&D.

did you ever forget that the Spada even existed in Apshalt 8? yeah, i know. says the guy who likes the Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34) and publishes fan fictions about this game. which is what i got earlier after farming those credits AND after i upgraded my Enzo Ferrari and Devel SIxteen Prototype. now, i plan to fully upgrade this car, if its last top speed upgrade isn't as expensive as the Mazzanti Evantra ( talking about the new prices here). if it is, then i guess i'll be forced to use the 2 free B class upgrades that its mastery challenge 5 gives. also, this will be the beginning of the blog barrage of the easter holidays. alongside with the April fools Buick Riviera championship, which i will participate later on.

with all that done, the blog barrage begins with episode 12 of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". this takes place after R8 tyke's easter special, which isn't complete yet. so, here goes:

Barcelona, Spain, after the events of R8 tyke's easter special.

Me: okay, let's check the mail. *checks the mail* nice. got 14 boxes with the GT by Citroen bluerpints in them. all i need to do is get one more from the exclusive deals or -if i'm lucky enough- get one from a random box.^_^

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: i can tell you're happy with that result.:)

Me: yep.^_^

outside of Azelfland's garage

McLaren P1 boy: okay, P1 boy. you can do this. just tell Azelfland you want to join them and that you're sorry for insulting the girls.>:I *knocks on the door*

Me: hmm? who might it be?:I *opens the foor*

Everyone: P1 BOY?!O_O

McLaren P1 boy: whoa. no need to be alarmed. i come in peace.:I

Hanna: why should we believe you?!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: i quit Vivendi. for real this time. it's not a trick.:I

TheHawtDawg1: even if you quit Vivendi, earning our trust isn't going to happen.>:(

McLaren P1 boy: listen. i know i've done a lot of bad things lately, but.............. now i regret joining Vivendi without ever knowing the truth. i really do.:(

Shadow Azelfland: you should've quit when you had the chance.>:(

McLaren P1 boy: i know. Hanna, i'm sorry for calling you and Azelfland "a waste of time to each other". you guys are a great couple.:(

Hanna: that's all right. i forgive you.:)

McLaren P1 boy: Loraine, i'm sorry for saying that no one liked you. and you and Silver Azelfland are great together. you really are.:(

Loraine: it's okay.:)

McLaren P1 boy: Flora, i'm sorry for saying that no one loved you. and Chica, i'm sorry for saying that Shadow didn't love you. i was mistaken, after all.:(

Flora: it's okay.^_^

Chica: you're no longer a meanie in our book.^_^

McLaren P1 boy: Wendy, i'm sorry for saying that no one would take you as your wife. and Alice, i'm really sorry for letting Vincent call you a sloth.:(

Wendy: it's all right.:)

Alice: we all know you didn't mean it.:)

McLaren P1 boy: Diana, Shelby, i'm sorry for mocking your fashion sense.:(

Diana: it's all right.^_^

Shelby: i knew you'd change your mind.^_^

McLaren P1 boy: Wanda, Persephone, i'm sorry for joking about your weight. i should've thought before i spoke.:(

Wanda: it's okay.^_^

Persephone: well, i forgive you.:)

McLaren P1 boy: Cynthia, i'm sorry for trying to be sarcastic. and Emily, i'm really sorry for calling you annoying.:(

Cynthia: that's okay.^_^

Emily: just try to be kind, okay?:)

McLaren P1 boy: and Azelfland, i'm really, really, SERIOUSLY sorry for ever betraying you.:(

Me: it's okay, P1 boy. besides, you've always had some good in you.:)

McLaren P1 boy: so. friends?:)

Me: *shakes hands with P1 boy* friends it is.:)

TweakRacer: well, i think it's to put this bad boy to good use.>:) *uses his OCer on P1 boy and transforms him into a Blood Red wolf*

McLaren P1 boy: man, i'm digging that new look.^_^

TheGoldenThunder: and i can do it even better.:) *uses his un-OCer to split P1 boy and his wolf form*

???: that. was. AWESOME!!!!!:D

McLaren P1 boy: now that's cool.^_^

Nick the Wolf: you can call me Nick the Wolf.:)

Me: now it's really cool. we got two more members on the team.^_^

ShinnyShin: *comes out of nowhere with a baseball bat* YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!>:(

Me: HEY! HEYHEYHEYHEY! SHINNYSHIN, IT'S ME, AZELFLAND! CHILL, CHILL!O_O

ShinnyShin: *immidiately recognizes Azelfland* Azelfland? *drops the baseball bat* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH, my dog! whassup? *hugs Azelfland* ha ha ha ha! hey, man. are you okay?^_^

Me: i'm good.^_^

ShinnyShin: and wow, your garage is really cool!:D

Me: thanks.:)

suddenly, an Ultra Wormhole appears and someone comes out of it

TheGoldenThunder: what in the................?

???: ugh...... where.............. am i?:I

Cynthia: hey. i recognize that voice.O_O

Sonic: is that.........?O_O

TheGoldenThunder: oh, please don't tell me it's going to be another character from the Sonic franchise.-_-

Me: unfortunately for you, it is.:P

Cynthia: it's been a long time, hasn't it, Rouge?^_^

Everyone (except for the girls, Sonic, Shadow and Knuckles): WAIT, YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?!O_O

Rouge the Bat: yeah, we do.:P

Knuckles: well, at first they fought over who's going to be my girlfriend and they settled this in a boxing match and beat the life out of each o- *gets punched to the belly* oof!X_X

Rouge: don't you dare bring that up again!>:(

Me: well, i'm gonna get out of here, before things get even more.............. i don't even know right now. ._.

after getting a blueprint for the SLK Special Edition upgrading the Devel Sixteen Prototype and credit grinding

Nick: hey. i wanted to talk to you.:I

Me: what is it?:I

Nick: you see, i kind of need your help. i.............. i'm in love with Rouge.':I

Me: it's simple. all you have to do is ask her out. then confess your feelings to her. i'm sure she'll feel the same way about you.^_^

Nick: i don't know about this.:I

Me: you'll do well. trust me.:)

Rouge: oh, hey, guys.^_^

Nick: hey, Rouge. um........... do you....... have any plans on Saturday night?':I

Rouge: as of now, i don't. do you?:3

Nick: um, no. um..........................':I

Me: do it, you idiot.>:I

Nick: um............... i was wondering if you............... wanted to hang out............ with me?':I

Rouge: *giggles* sure. sounds great.^_^

Nick: glad we could work things out.^_^

Hanna: looks like i got information about the Spada.>:I

Me: where is it?>:I

Hanna: in the PETA headquarters. alongside with 1% of the 5% members remaining. now might be the time to reduce their numbers.>:I

near the PETA headquarters

Wanda: looks like there are no guards. probably on their lunch break.:I

Flora: all right. you know the plan. we sneak through the base and once we get the Spada, we run away as fast as-

Me: okay, time's up. LET'S DO THIS! *charges towards the entrance* LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSS!!>:D

Chica: oh my god, he just ran in. ._.

on the top floor of the PETA headquarters

Clyde: i have been waiting for you.>:)

TheGoldenThunder: well, if it isn't the bastard that tried to burn my garage.>:(

Clyde: i suppose you came for the Spada, right?>:)

Flora: how did you know?:I

Clyde: i know everything about you. and now that I became leader of PETA, i shall kill you, your sister and your friends at long last. with the 1% of the remaining members.>:)

Chica: not if WE can do anything about it!>:(

Clyde: oh, yeah? now i'll tell you something. remember your parents, Flora and Chica? i have them right here, in this cage!>:) *reveals the cage with Flora and Chica's parents in it*

Flora: NO WAY!O_O

Chica: OUR PARENTS ARE STILL ALIVE?!O_O

Esmarelda the Cat: we'll explain everything.O_O

Pierre the Cat: just save us and we'll explain everything to you.O_O

Clyde: well, then. i thought i'd bait you like this to take out the likes of you. how do you like that?>:)

Me: looks like we have no choice.>:I

Flora: stand back, guys. this OUR fight. don't interfere.>:(

Hanna: okay.:I

Clyde: let's see what you'll do AGAINST 100 OF THE REMAINING 500 PETA MEMBERS!!>:D

Chica: we'll make you pay for capturing our parents and abusing us!>:(

Flora and Chica: *beat the crap out of 10 PETA members with their karate skills*

Flora: DORYAA!!D:< *uppercuts 4 PETA members*

Chica: *beats up another 40 members to death*

both: *beat up the other 46 PETA members to death*

Everyone (except Clyde): DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!O_O

Clyde: DANG IT! okay, you win! you can have your parents back!>:(

Flora: i knew you'd change your mind.>:)

Clyde: SIKE! *points a pistol at Flora and Chica's parents* i can kill your parents no matter whether you win or lose. how does that feel?>:)

Chica: you bastard!>:(

Flora: *uses her psychic powers to remove the ammo clip*

Clyde: say goodbye to your parents. *pulls the trigger, but nothing happens* HUH?! i-i loaded it!O_O

Flora: looking for this?>:) *shows the ammo clip and crushes it with her bare hands*

Diana: *beats up Clyde*

Clyde: okay, fine. i'll release them. just don't hurt me!X_X *releases Flora and Chica's parents*

Shelby: finished already? puh-lease.-_-

Diana: if you seriously held back just because i'm a girl, you're WAY behind the times, dummy.>:P

Flora: MOM! DAD!:'D *hugs her parents*

Chica: we're so glad you're alive!:'3 *hugs her parents as well*

Pierre: it's been a long time.:3 *hugs Flora and Chica*

Esmarelda: look at you. you're all grown up now.:3 *hugs Flora and Chica as well*

Pierre: the reason we're still alive is................. because we faked our deaths.:)

Flora: WHAT?! AND YOU LEFT US OUT IN THE COLD FOR 7 YEARS?!O_O

Esmarelda: we had to. if we didn't fake our deaths, they would've killed us. we're sorry for not telling you from the start.:(

Flora: it's okay, mom. i know that deep down, you still wanted to protect us.^_^

Pierre: yeah. that's why we wanted you to pass down the traditional arts of karate to your sister. so you could defend yourselves. turns out you put it to good use.^_^

Flora: yeah.............. even though we LITERALLY killed 1% of the remaining 5% of the PETA members.-_-

Esmarelda: still, this reunion is so heart-warming. just like back when you were born.:3

Flora: yeah. we know. and i still remember Diana's father, mister Lorenzo.:3

18 years ago

Young Pierre: come on, honey. you're almost there. just breathe. the baby is almost here.>:I

Young Esmarelda: *screams of agony*

baby Flora comes out of young Esmarelda with her first cry

Young Lorenzo the Fox: it's a girl! and she's very healthy. congratulations, guys. here you go.^_^

Young Pierre: she's so adorable.:3

Young Esmarelda: look at her. she's so cute. and she's as perfect as she would be.:3

Young Pierre: you did a great job, Esmarelda.:3

Young Esmarelda (talking to baby Flora): *sniffle* it's me, your mom. you caught me off guard on my day-off. this is your dad.:'3

Young Pierre: she looks cooler than i thought she would.:'3 *sniffle*

Baby Flora: mama. papa.:3

Young Pierre and Esmarelda: .................. d'awwwwwwwwww.:'3

Young Esmarelda: she just said her first words.:'3

Young Pierre: *gasps* look at her. she's got my fingers. and she's really strong. who's daddy's cute little girl? you are. yes, you are. koochy-koochy-koo.:3

Baby Flora: *cries*

Young Pierre: hm?:I

Young Esmarelda: looks like she's hungry. *breastfeeds baby Flora* here you go.:3

Young Pierre: so, what name do you think we should give her?:3

Young Esmarelda: i think i know a name that would suit her. we'll name her Flora.:3

back to the present

Flora: we're glad to have you here again.^_^

Me: i hate to interrupt your reunion, but we've got a Spada to free.>:I *throws 235.000 credits to the cage and breaks it*

back at Azelfland's garage

My Spada Codantronca TSS: thanks. i owe you guys one.^_^

Me: actually, the ones that deserve the credit are Flora and Chica.:)

Pierre: had it not been for our daughters, we wouldn't be here now.^_^

Chica: we know.^_^

later that night (7:00 PM)

Nick: *sees Rouge in her Black dress* wow. you're really stunning.:3

Rouge: why, thank you.:3

Nick: so, um............ do you want to go for a walk?:3

Rouge: sounds good to me.:3

Nick: after you.:3

Rouge: *giggles* you're such a gentleman.:3

a few minutes later

Rouge: so, tell me a bit about yourself.:3

Nick: well, i'm cocky, calm, gentle, kind and smart. my favorite color is Black. i like watching TV, playing videogames, girls that have a sassy attitude and reading books. the only thing i dislike is losing. what about you?:3

Rouge: *giggles* you flatter me. well, i'm a treasure hunter myself and i like shiny things. things that are made of gold, silver and even ores, to be specific.:3

Nick: must be really fun.^_^

Rouge: it is.:3

Nick: you know. you have such beautiful eyes.:3

Rouge: thank you.:3

Nick: i gotta say, hanging out with you is the best thing to ever happen.:3

back at Azelfland's garage (again) (9:30 PM)

Rouge: wow. now this is a great ice skating rink.^_^

Nick: it sure is.^_^

Rouge: so, do you want to skate together?:3

Nick: sure. even though i haven't done it myself.:3

Rouge: trust me. it's fun.:3

Nick: whoa!O_O *tries to balance his weight*

Rouge: it's simple. just glide slow and easy. no sudden movements, okay?:3

after an hour of ice skating

Nick: it was so much fun.:3

Rouge: told ya.^_^

Nick: and there's something i need to tell you.:3

Rouge: what is it?:3

Nick: i know that we just met, but Rouge, i................. i'm in love with you.:3

Rouge: awwwwwwwww, that's so sweet. i feel the same way about you.:3

Nick: and i want to ask you this. Rouge................... wil you be my girlfriend?:3

Rouge: *bursts into tears of joy* that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me! yes, i'll be your girlfriend! *sighs lovingly* i love you, Nick.:'3

Nick: i love you too, Rouge.:3 *they both make out*

Rouge: *as they both stop making out* you're such a great kisser.>:3

Nick: thanks. we should hang out again sometime.^_^

Rouge: sure.:3

and that's the end of episode 12 of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". this ended up as some sort of april fools joke by now. only........ it's not an april fools joke. it actually happened that i was way too busy. but then again, i'll continue my blog barrage.

until next time.

-Azelfland.