User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: the little Ducati that could

yep. it happened, people. two episodes in one day. before you check this one, you might want to check the previous one.

and once again, another R&D comes to an end. all the blood, sweat and tears was worth it. the Ducati Supersport S is finally in my collection. it was truly a miracle, as i wrecked near the finish line, but won by a small margin. and on my second attempt, too. geez. i would've enjoyed a perfect and no-token-spent victory, but that's okay.

anyway. this is episode 11 of season 3 of "car dialogues" so, here goes:

Shadow Azelfland: hmph. since you couldn't handle the Ducati, i'll handle it myself.>:(

Me: and what makes you think that y-

Shadow Azelfland: we're opposites, remember? i'm better than you when it comes to motorcycles. you're better than i am when it comes to cars.:P

Shelby: he's not wrong.:I

Shadow Azelfland: so, let me show you how it's done.>:)

test 50. the final race between a real being and a machine will decide everything. the AI version of Hanna comes drifting and stops next to Shadow Azelfland and the Ducati Supersport S.

AI racer version of Hanna: you're done, punk.>:)

Shadow Azelfland: *thinking* hmph! we'll see who's done. i'm not afraid of an Artificial Intelligence that looks like my opposite's girfriend.>:I *the race begins*

Ducati Supersport S: so, what's the plan?:I

Shadow Azelfland: the plan is simple. since we're triple boosted, we use up all the nitro we have and pick up all the nitro power-ups we see. *drifts to the first left corner* the tunnel in Tokyo is where the chances of wrecking are very high, so we need to drift until we got out of the tunnel. once that's done, we do the rooftop jumps, use the nitro, squeeze through the traffic and across the line. got it?>:I

Ducati Supersport S: got it.>:I

later, at the tunnel

Shadow Azelfland: okay. like we practiced.>:I

Ducati Spersport S: HERE WE GO!!>:D *drifts through the entire tunnel*

Shadow Azelfland: damn, we're good. okay, the rooftop jumps are coming. let's nail those, too.>:)

Ducati Supersport S: you got it! *nails the rooftop jumps* okay. now we have to go thr- WATCH OU- *wrecks* ow. X_X *respawns at the last second and they both win the race*

Shadow Azelfland: hasta la vista, AI sucker.>B)

Ducati Supersport S: we made it by a small margin. just as planned.............. well, almost.:)

Hanna: you almost got owned, but you showed that fake me who's boss!:D

Shelby: we knew you could do it! :3 *kisses Shadow Azelfland on the cheek*

Shadow Azelfland: *blushes*

Me: well, i guess i needed your help, after all. i'm sorry for doubting you.:(

Shadow Azelfland: hey, i don't mind. you're cool. i'm cool. nothing bad happened. let's just forget about it, okay?:)

Me: is everyone ready to go back?:)

Everyone: HECK YEAH!:D

the narrator from Spongebob: 2 hours later.

My Ducati Supersport S: man, it feels good to be part of the awesome racing team.:)

My Donkervoort D8 GTO: it sure does, but............... there's one thing i don't understand.:I

Hanna: what is it?:I

Donkervoort D8 GTO: how exactly does Azelfland take on those mastery challenges?:I

My Mercedes-Benz Silver Lightning: well, my friend, it's a simple process. *turns on his Microsoft Point*  you see, the process starts with Azelfland and the C63 farming lots and lots of credits. once they get the amount they need, they use the credits to get a new car or motorcycle by our side, just like they did with us. then the process starts all over again, only he has to max out the car and then give them level 1 pro kits. when it comes to pro kits, there are some exceptions. once Alice is done upgrading us, Azelfland then goes through the respective mastery challenges 1 to 5 of the new car or motorcycle he got without using the nitrous, unless it's nescesary. and the process ends once he goes through challenges 6 to 12......... or 11, in some cases......... or 13 to 14 for R&D cars, like the C63, only he'll use the nitro for the entire race. i hope it helps, buddy.:)

Alice: it's funny how a super futuristic car can use Microsoft Point with its windshield.:P

Chica: i know, right? like, seriously. it's pretty neat and weird at the same time.:P

Cynthia: i don't know about you two, but i find it rather cool.:3

Me: well, let's get to it, then.:)

after mastery challenge 12 of the Donkervoort D8 GTO, mastery challenge 14 of the McLaren MP4/8 and mastery challenge 13 of the Lamborghini Veneno

Me: man, it feels good to be back. HA HA! so, whoever is in for some pizza, raise your hand.:)

Everyone: *raising their hands*

Me: okay, then. i'll order pizzas for all of us.:)

Shelby: do you guys mind if we go upstairs? i need to talk to Shadow Azelfland.:I

TheHawtDawg1: i don't mind.:)

NEKON: me, neither.:)

Anthony Jose: sure. go ahead.:)

TheGoldenThunder: i don't mind' either.:)

Shelby: thanks.:3 *heads upstairs with Shadow Azelfland and they both enter Diana's room*

Shadow Azelfland: sooo, what do want to talk about?:I

Shelby: look. the way you handled the AI was cool and all, but you really should be careful, you know. it's not easy when it comes to defending you.:I

Shadow Azelfland: i know. still, it was truly amazing. but i'm just happy to be with you, my cute little biscuit.:3

Shelby: *giggles* awwwww. now, let me heal your wounds.:3 *uses her heal pulse on Shadow Azelfland*

Shadow Azelfland: thanks. i feel much better now.:)

Shelby: anytime.:)

Shadow Azelfland: soooooo, um.......... wanna play Mortal Kombat X, while we wait for our pizza?:)

Shelby: oh, it's on like Donkey Kong!>:3

and that's the end of episode 11 of season 3 of "car dialogues". tommorow, it will be time for school once again. i hope i survive through the week. getting up early can be truly annoying.

until next time.

-Azelfland.