Talk:McLaren MP4/8/@comment-31544835-20171130075139/@comment-31544835-20171211234640

@AFU brilliant, you are!

Not “what if”. Did:


 * 1) 1 Press the GL poop 💩 logo, now you have the cooties!
 * 2) 2 Select the CC trolliest button award goes to..
 * 3) 3 “I did not find an answer to my question” hunt.
 * 4) 4 Select: Contact us
 * 5) 5 Autofill your personal information
 * 6) 6 Issues: Gameplay Issues
 * 7) 7 Sub-Issues: Other
 * 8) 8 Comments: A message for Gameloft: https://youtu.be/ky5ATDhevls
 * 9) 9 Press the Continue button
 * 10) 10 Find the “This didn’t help. My problem was not listed” troll link
 * 11) 11 Evil chuckle @ conformation page
 * 12) 12 Reply to CC with a simple message: Booii you’ve been Cotted! I will gladly spend money on your game when you deserve it again 😜 #2018GetGood #WokeGamer

It’s a simple twelve step program you can repeat as many times as you like until your trigger levels drop. It’s like when streamers get Swatted, but way less mean spirited. Seriously feel free to do this. I just did it twice to go through the steps. I feel better already.

I’ve spent ALOT of money on this game, and can confidently say that I won’t have ANY issues or struggles with spending zero moneys on the Asphalt racing series until they win back my trust.