User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories season 9 preview

feels good to be back after being banned for one month in the wiki.

after a lot of boredom, i thought it was time to introduce some scenes for the next episodes of season 9, which will be very fitting since i'll now be playing Asphalt 9.

so, let's jump right into it.

Preview 1: new garage shenanigans.
for this one, i thought of making a reference to the intro from Need For Speed Carbon. though it's just going to be a flashback.

two weeks ago

Me: okay, LaFerrari. time to get you to your second home.^_^

My Ferrari LaFerrari: let's do it!:)

a few seconds later

Ferrari LaFerrari: hm? do you hear something?:I

Me: *looks back* UH-OH!O_O

Vincent (in his Arash AF10): guess who's back.>:)

Me: oh no...............! RUN!O_O

Ferrari LaFerrari: i'm on it!>:I

one intense chase later

Ferrari LaFerrari: did we lose him?:I

Me (looking back): i think so. *sees a truck in front of him* WATCH OUT!!O_O

Both: *screaming goat*

Me: *miraculously survives the crash* ugh. that was so bad...... ow....... come let's g- *check on the LaFerrari* oh, no! this is bad!O_O

Vincent: *gets out of his Arash AF10 and rushes towards Azelfland's wrecked LaFerrari* SIT DOWN!................... how ya been?>:)

Me: um........... good?:I

Vincent: it's time to settle a little score from the Zenvo TS1 GT R&D, ya think?>:I

Me: uh-oh.O_O

Vincent: hm?>:I

Hipida: *comes in* i don't remember asking your help, Bollory. what makes you think you can bounty hunt without MY permission in Rome?:P

Vincent: it's Bollore. and this guy is from out of town!>:I

Hipida: been a long time, kid. *talks to Vincent* what's his bounty?>:I

Vincent: 150k.>:I

Me (thinking): oh, puh-lease! what kind of logic is this?>:(

Hipida: David, take care of this guy.>:I *Hipida's friends drive away with Vincent driving away as well*

Me: phew. you saved my life.:)

Hipida: don't mention it. now, listen. remember when Feuerrm said I took R8 tyke's Chiron and Regera? well, i created that rumor.:I

Me: why?:I

Hipida: i need someone with true skill to show Vincent who's boss. that's why. you and your team are the real deal. i can tell. i saved Feuerrm the same way i saved you. which is why i work undercover.:)

Me: oh. that makes sense.:I

Hipda: take these blueprints for the Lancer Evolution X. he'll join you in your second new garage. good luck.:)

Me: thanks.^_^

Preview 2: an old friend comes back.
Thunder is back! and better than ever!

Thunder (in Big Smoke's voice): *comes out of nowhere* YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!>:(

Me: HEY! HEYHEYHEYHEY! THUNDER, IT'S ME, AZELFLAND! CHILL, CHILL!O_O

Thunder: *immidiately recognizes Azelfland* Azelfland? *drops the baseball bat* OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH, my dog! wassup! ha ha ha ha! hey man. are you okay?^_^

Me: good. it's been a long time.:)

Thunder: it sure has. so, how's it going?^_^

Me: well, still trying to take down Vivendi.>:I

Thunder: okay.:I

Me: oh, and by the way, i got some new friends as well.^_^

Thunder: let me guess. Baze the Cat and the Super Mario Bros. joined you.-_-

Me: how did you know?:I

Thunder: i took a guess.:P

Me: oh.:I

Thunder: anything else i missed?:I

Me: Kazuya Mishima himself. AND Vincent now made a villain syndicate.:P

Thunder: goshdarn it.T_T

Preview 3: a helping hand.
basically, like every other electric car, the DS E-Tense is another brain on the team. also, more help from the team.

My DS E-Tense: now that you created your own XBox Live account, we should be able to get more allies by our side.:)

Me: how?:I

Diana: this is where i come in.:)

Me: is it because you update your status on the social media?:I

Diana: yep.^_^

Me: so, what's the deal?:I

DS E-Tense: now that you have an XBox Live account of yours, you can now sign up for the leaderboard events. they're like all the solo events we've done, except you compete with other racers while trying to make your best time. remember, you can't collect all the rewards at once, like in your previous garage that went into lockd-

Me: don't you dare bring that up again!>:I

DS E-Tense: um..... right. as i was saying, you can't collect them all at once. the place you're in will determine the rewards you get.:P

Me: this somehow reminds me of the events system in Asphalt Nitro.:I

Feuerrm: Asphalt Nitro?:I

Me (breaking the fourth wall): it's basically one of Gameloft's spin-off games. which is a 25MB version of Asphalt 8. and basically kind of like an alternate dimension in terms of race tracks.:P

Audi R8 tyke: okay.:I

DS E-Tense: GUYS, THIS IS SERIOUS! as i was saying, the next thing we'll take a look at is multiplayer.>:I

Diana: now, in multiplayer, your league determines on who you'll get matched up with. and there are crews everywhere that might want to become allies with us. cool, right?^_^

Me: i would love to have more allies.:)

DS E-Tense: speaking of which, where's the Lancer?:I

My Chevrolet Camaro LT: oh, he went to get something to eat.:P

meanwhile, in a random KFC drive-thru

KFC employee: can i take your order, please?

My Dodge Challenger SRT8: hey, Lancer. what do you wanna get? you gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.:)

My Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X (in CJ's voice): 'ay, i'll take a number 9. fat boy.:P

My BMW Z4 LCI E86 (in Ryder's voice): gimme a number 9, just like his.:P

My Lotus Evora Sport 410 (in Sweet's voice): uh, lemme get a number 6 with extra dip.:P

Dodge Challenger SRT8 (in Big Smoke's voice): i'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.:)

Preview 4: Operation Skyhammer for the second time.
nuff said.

Audi R8 tyke: hm? *picks up the phone* hello?:I

Tyler Shax (on the phone): well, if it isn't the loser that beat me and took my Agera R back then.>:I

Audi R8 tyke: what do you want?>:(

Tyler Shax (on the phone): i want a rematch. with my new Regera that i got. i'll send you the location on the map. don't keep me waiting.>:I *hangs up*

meanwhile, in TF2014's garage

Sarah: huh? *picks up the phone* hello?:I

Anais: well, if it isn't the bitch that kidnapped me back then.>:I

Sarah: what do you want from me this time?>:(

Anais: i kidnapped your friends. come see me in the location on the map.>:)

Sarah: YOU BITCH!!>:(

Anais: that's for messing with us. bye.>:) *hangs up*

TF2014: where are you going?:I

Sarah: Lily and Naomi got kidnapped. again.>:I

TF2014: DAMN IT!>:(

Sarah: i'll tell you on the way. get in.>:I

meanwhile, back at Azelfland's garage

Me: hm? *picks up the phone* hello?:I

Vincent: if it isn't my old arch-nemesis. how the heck are you?>:)

Me: you......... son of a bitch!>:(

Vincent: well, i got good news for you. i got credits and tokens for ya. come see me on the location on the map. i'll be waiting.>:) *hangs up*

Hanna: who was that?:I

Me: it was Vincent. i suspect a trap.>:I

Hanna: just be careful, sweetie. okay?:I

Me: i will. no worries.:)

New York, USA

Me: TF2014?! Sarah?! R8 tyke?! what are you guys doing here?!O_O

Audi R8 tyke: Shax wanted a rematch.:I

Sarah: Lily and Naomi got kidnapped.>:I

Me: i got here because Vincent would give me credits and tokens.:I

Tf2014: why would he? he's not here.:I

Me: Shax is not here either. and Lily and Naomi are safe in my garage. i can assume only one thing.>:I

Everyone: setup!>:I

Me: the VVS.>:I

end of the preview.
and that's it. there's more to come in this season.

until next time.

-Azelfland.