User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: Winning a rip-off? And the encounter of an old contender

This is cuz I got the Pista. Which took away a hell load of V8s. Also, spent some precious tokens.

Yet, ironically, I chose to dump my V8s on the AHGT, with only 18 V8s left from my original 16. I might do the same to the Zenvi TS1 and SCG 003S if they come back. But not so for the Apollo N and the Arash AF10, as well for the Sbarro GT1.

(After the Halloween festival in Coney Island)

Naomi: It has been a very long time since we last hung out together.

Ron: Yeah.... but things got busy for all of us.

Me: I will send y'all to my apartment in Bronx. I can't get back to Philadelphia yet.

(After reaching my apartment)

Me: Okay. Party's over. I will check how many coins my cars collected. And I have a Pista to handle.

(After I send a transmission to my high end cars that are collecting the coins, I head for the Pista Championship site in Nevada)

Me: And I wonder what's going on in my garage? (Sending transmission to my cars in the garage as I arrive at Nevada)

High end cars: We managed to get enough coins to get the second package.

Me: Great. Spam them on the deluxe package and grab those engines.

Cars in garage: Don't worry. 'Your' hooker is still here. (While they put the mic in the room where Anais is held hostage)

(ShadowAzelfland teleports into the room)

ShadowAzelfland: Wakey wakey!! :P

Anais: Now tell me, where am I?? >:|

ShadowAzelfland: Where you are, is not our concern. Only TF2014 and his friends know.

Anais: You LIAR!!!! >:( IF ONLY HE KNOWS, HOW COME YOUR IDIOTS CAN FIND AND TORTURE ME DAY IN, DAY OUT??!!!!! >:(

ShadowAzelfland: AND, even if they know, NO ONE will tell you where you are. Also, you deserve your fate.

Anais: You know what? I give up. Please let me talk to my husband will you? :|

ShadowAzelfland: Negative. You know, you pissed us off many times. So, don't expect $#!+.

Anais: Please release me..... I am feeling sore..... X_X

ShadowAzelfland: Never. You have been released twice, yet you still do crap to us.

Anais: REALLY!!!! I AM FEELING PAINFUL!!!! X_X

ShadowAzelfland: You deserve it. Remember how you tortured my friends?? :P

Anais: OOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!! X_X SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!! TOO PAINFULLLLLLLL!!!!!!! PLE-(a gag is stuffed into Anais' mouth) MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

ShadowAzelfland: Try screaming with your mouth clogged up! :P Buh-bye!! >:D (teleports away)

Anais: MM- MMMH- MMMMHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (COME- BACK- HEREEEEEEE!!!!!!!) >:( (trying to release herself) MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! >:(

My Integra: There she is, safe and sound. :P (ends the clip)

Me: Great. Now time to deal with the Pista.

(At the site, I see a commotion among other people)

Me: What's with the commotion here?

Racer 1: There has been rumors regarding the final tour.

Racer 2: Yep. The Azure Coast tour has been rigged.

Racer 3, 4 and 5: Be careful! Proceed at your own risk.

Me: And what is the minumum tuning?

Racer 6: I heard that it is a completely MAXED out car with proed out tires and drivetrain.

Me: Crap. I have been saving V8s and now I have to spend them -_- I wanna keep at least 200 of these things. Before I wanna spend any. Only reason I bothered going for it is because it is good at at least something. The very same crisis made me dump the TS1 and SCG -_- I really wanna rob the V8 factory -_- Anyway thanks. Imma tackle the challenges. (I proceed to deal with the Nevada challenges)

Me: Well, Nevada is already tough. Imagine the Azure Coast area..... and I am sure Azelf is not gonna have the mood to have the usual date after Azure tradition... if he gets his tokens ripped by a lot.

(1day later)

Me: Okay. The nightmare starts. Here goes!!! >:|

(After 4 failed attempts)

Me: Well, drat. 4 tires gone. If the fifth one fails as well, Imma demand my V8s back.

(After beating the first qualifier on my fifth attempt)

Me: Ah yes. Now I am gonna spend moar V8s. 5535 5053 should do it.

(After reaching the Grand Finale)

Me: Welp, this is the second worst championship I have ever participated in. Worst one: the Ninja H2R. And I wonder which idiot rigged the qualifiers? >:| (I noticed a VVS goon about to enter his AF10) COME BACK HERE!!!! >:(

VVS goon: Argh $#!+, he figured it out!! >:(

Me: Think you can get away for all of this??!!! I don't think so!!! >:( (I enter my Pista and chase down his AF10)

VVS goon: You know what?? TF2014? You got it all wrong!! Vincent was only trying to save your @$$!! Every time I want to get rid of you, he will find some excuse to keep you alive!! Well, now it is up to me, and I ain't a soft touch. Well, how's your childhood friend? I always had a thing for her. Vincent and I got great shots of her and you going at it like horny Chihuahuas. >:) Man, does she put out like a pro!!

Me: Screw you, d***head!! >:( I know what you are gonna do, and I ain't letting you crawl inside my head.

VVS goon: I ain't kidding!! It's the best stake out I've ever done! TF2014, you should have seen Azelfland's mother before she was buried. She was a real mess- her head was blown to smirtheens!! >:D

Me: Don't effing talk about Azelf's mom!!! >:( THAT'S PRIVACY VIOLATION, YOU C***!!!! >:(

VVS goon: Then you want me to talk about your sweet friend instead, doofus??!!!! :P

Me: YOU WHAT??!!!!! >:(

VVS goon: And you know, when you were not there for her, the boys, were fooling around with her. Touching her, joking around and all that $#!+. >:P

Me: F*** YOU, PIECE OF $#!+!!!!! >:( F*** YOU!!!! >:(

VVS goon: Heh heh heh. XD

(Enraged, I spam gunshots at the AF10, setting it on fire; the goon bails out and I crash into him at full speed, sending him flying in the air before landing in a sandy field, then I exit my Pista to confront him, just as his AF10 explodes)

Me: Not feeling so f***ing full about yourself, huh??!! >:|

VVS goon: Well, them's the breaks.... f.....

Me: And I hope what you said about my friend is not true. Any last requests? >:/

VVS goon: Of course.... it is true. >:) Can I f*** your flower?? >:P

Me: You're an @$$#0|€ to the end. Punk motherf****r!!! >:( (I stomp on his head, killing the goon)

(After I enter my Pista, I immediately call Azelfland to inform him about the situation, before calling Lily to assure that the goon's words were fake)

My call 1: Okay Azelf. Bad news. Be warned. The Pista Championship will be a nightmare. Even more so than the McLaren X2 championship. Be prepared to shell out all you have. >:|

Azelfland: Got it. I have been through worse situations before.

Me: Also, I killed one of the goons who rigged the challenges. You wouldn't wanna hear what he said!! >:|

Azelfland: What? :|

Me: He said that I should have seen the corpse of your mom-

Azelfland: HE WHAT??!!! >:( GLAD HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED!!! >:(

Me: He is dead now. Gtg now. (Hanging up before trying to call Lily) Hello? You there?

Lily: What's going on? You seem like you have swallowed poison...

Me: This is important. Can we meet up privately?

Lily: Why?? :/

Me: Don't ask. Just get in my car (the black 2007 Dodge Charger).

Lily: Fine.

(After arriving in Bronx, I enter my Dodge Charger, but not without telling my Pista to join my high end cars that are doing Halloween quests since the garage door is locked)

Lily: You seem so.... anxious.

Me: We will find a secluded area to talk about it.

(I drive to the pier at Queens and park the car, but without exiting the car)

Lily: Well, now it is just the two of us. Can we talk now?

Me: Sure. And actually, I was chasing down a goon who tried to sabotage Azelfland. That goon said that he 'had a thing for you'. He also said that some boys were 'fooling about with you'. I hope you aren't stalked, are you? O_O

Lily: He said that??!! >:( Anyway don't worry. Relax. If anything, none of these are happening now. Apart from being captured twice after the tracker expires, really, nothing at all. Relax.

Me: I am not trying to doubt you. But the way he said, it seems like they have set their crosshairs on you again.... :/

Lily: Trust me. I know you are concerned, but believe me. If anything, those were years ago.

Me: Okay. I get it. I was not trying to doubt you, but then the way he talked bad about you, raised a few red flags. Nonetheless, I will still take extra caution. And maybe if the time comes where I have to shut down my progress in AsphaltLand for good, then I can concentrate more on looking after you. And doing all the priorities I left out.

Lily: I understand. (Pats my shoulder) Can we go back now?

Me: Of course.

(After a 20 hour trip to Bronx, then to Philadelphia)

Me: Okay. Have fun with the boss' wife. :P I am out to call my high end cars back.

(After the high end cars come back)

Me: So, whaddoyagot??

My high end cars: What we got?? A hell load of engines. :P Custom Racing, Exceptional, V12, W16 and Rotaries.

Me: Sweet!! Although I would rather have V8s over the W16s. Whatever. All of you- except the Vulcan, back in the garage.

Vulcan: Why not me? :/

Me: The Hussarya GT and McLaren MP4/8 have their Championships relaunched. You are gonna escort the Hussarya GT once I get it.

Vulcan: RIGHTO!! >:) Me-SV-AHGT-IE-Pista-918. The combination is about to complete.

AHGT: I heard that you are coming.

Me: Of course I am. And somehow, I am gonna- ironically, spend V8s. My main concern is if I can get that second Professional Box. I will have 25 V8s to spare after spending the V8s.

AHGT: Why are you stingy with these engines? :/

Me: I am currently having a V8 crisis. I wanna stock up at least 200 V8s before spending them. The crisis is why I abandoned work on the 675LT, as well as dirching the TS1 and the SCG (even though I wanted these two).

AHGT: Yeah, V8s are a constant demand.... -_-

Me: Whatever. Let's go.

(Meanwhile, in R8 Tyke's garage while I am otw to the Championship site)

My Atom V8: Drat. It has been a while since we had some fun....

R8 Tyke's Integra: Ikr? Now we cannot enjoy the latest additions.....

Azelfland's 330 P4: You know what? R8 Tyke is out. And we have the password to his computer.

My F1 XP5: Yeah. Let's watch NSFW stuff!!! :P

Azelfland's Impala: Yeah. After 2 months, finally.

(All of them are downloading all the NSFW stuff when they receive a notification)

R8 Tyke's RX8: HEY LOOK!! CUSTOMERS!!! >:D

My Atom V8: Let's send them their demands!!! >:)

(When sending the videos to the clients, the Impala did a typo in the email address- and sent 4 videos to Hanna's email instead; none of them realise that the R8 SE hologram is monitoring them)

R8 SE Hologram: OOOOOO...... more NSFW stuff?? Imma report this to R8 Tyke. Watching them getting rekt will be fun.... :P