User blog:ThUnDeR1337/CAR DIALOGUES S3: Finale

Hello and welcome back to CAR DIALOGUES! This will be the grand finale of S3! If you haven't read the previous episodes in a while, read them again to refresh your memory, because knowledge of those episodes will make this one even greater. QUICK NOTE: In the comments of S3 Ep1, there was the ACTUAL Ep2. The blog titled Ep2 is Ep3 because I made a mistake that I cannot fix. Anyway, let's get started.

Continuing right at from the end of Ep3:

???: You've ruined my plan, now I will ruin you. PREPARE TO DIE!

Me: Let's get out of here, and FAST!

Azelfland: on it!

MP4-31: Uh... Ferrari 330 P4's behind us...

Me: Oh crap.

???: I am the boss of Vivendi. MILITARY, ATTACK!

Military Hommages drive in from both sides

Azelfland's Mercedes Touring Car: we got this!

Me: There's something next to you, Azelfland!

Boss of Vivendi: You're not getting away from us! FIRE THE TOKEN ONLY UPGRADE GUN!

Azelfland: i MAXed my Mercedes already! deal with it!

Me: Yeah, and the MP4-31 doesn't have MAX upgrades.

BV: Oh... WELL, KNOCK THEM OUT, VULCANS!

Me: This isn't good...

675LT charges in out of nowhere

Me: 675LT?!?

Kri: Not only him! We've got backup!

Me: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!?!

My 570S and MP4/8 drive off a roof and land on the Vulcans

MP4/8: There's still some behind us, some Hommages and a Ferrari.

Me: Knock the Hommages into the subway!

675LT: Got it!

Azelfland: i got 3!

Kri: That's all of them. On to the 330 P4!

BV: I'm actually not the boss of Vivendi... He's still hiding somewhere.

Me: Then who are you?! Actually, it doesn't matter. You're screwed!

BV: Notice you haven't seen my face yet?

Azelfland's Mercedes Touring Car: so?

BV: I AM THUNDER1337. You've forgotten I can time travel, right?

MP4-31: Who is this guy?

Me: ME from some alternate dimension! GET BACK HERE!

ThUnDeR1337: Well, good luck catching me!

Kri:*whispers* He's driving off the track.

Me: If I know him, he's got something up his sleeve.

330 P4: Wait, why are you driving me into a tr-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?

ThUnDeR1337: Bye, I've got an Impala to catch!

Me: You...went back in time and grabbed your Impala?

ThUnDeR1337: From my old self, yes.

Me: But if you've traveled in between dimensions to grab that...

A portal opens up

Alternate ThUnDeR1337: I've got a bone to pick with you.

ThUnDeR1337: Crap! Gotta go!

Alternate ThUnDeR1337: *hops into Elite-tuned Hommage* You're not going ANYWHERE, buddy.

Me: ...We gotta defeat both of these guys. Hurry!

Azelfland: i got this! *switches to his MP4-31* let's get going!

ThUnDeR1337: You'll never catch me!

Azelfland lands on top of him

Me: Sweet knockdown!

Alternate ThUnDeR1337: I've still got something against you. You foiled my plan to frame you.

Me: I better get going, bye!

Azelfland: go to Rio! i'll meet you there.

Me: I'll try. Kri, head back to the garage!

Kri: ...ok...

Alternate ThUnDeR1337: Eat this! *slams*

Me: You can't take the curve coming up!

Alternate ThUnDeR1337: Oh shoot...

He bumps into wall

Me: And we're out of Munich! Rio is in... that direction.

Alternate ThUnDeR1337: I'm still behind you!

Me: Shoot. This is really bad... *opens bridge in ocean* Much better. Laser bridge crossing time!

Alternate ThUnDeR137: You'll never escape my speed! *takes jump*

Me: Sector 8 is right there! We're halfway!

At the curve:

Me: After this curve, we're out. Faster!

MP4-31: Ok!

ET Hommage: We don't have the drifting for this, boss!

Alternate ThUnDeR1337: AFTER HIM, STILL!

A little while later:

Me: He's got full nitro and we're completely out!

MP4-31: But there it is! The Rio city limit!

Me: I wonder what Azelfland has in store here...

Alternate ThUnDeR1337 drives past a building

Azelfland 360 noscopes out of a window

Alternate ThUnDeR1337: Wait, what?!? I'm skidding!

Adrian Heat: I was disqualified from the Championship because of you! EAT MY C4!!!

Alternate ThUnDeR1337: Oh, crap... I forgot I look exactly like TheGoldenThunder...

Adrian Heat: PUMP IT! *C4 explodes Alternate ThUnDeR1337*

Azelfland: don't worry about Adrian! I set him up for this! the Gameloft police are coming any moment now.>:D

Me: Alright. I'm heading back to my garage, where I think I'll just take a nap.

THE END OF S3. HOPE YOU ENJOYED!