User blog:ThUnDeR1337/CAR DIALOGUES: S4 Finale

CAR DIALOGUES S4: Finale

Hello, and welcome to the CAR DIALOGUES S4 Finale! Without any further ado, let's get right into it!

At the Vivendi base, in the Boss of Vivendi's office:

BV: We shouldn't have sped away. Who knows where ThUnDeR1337 is now...

???: Yeah, it was a bad idea. But we're safe for now.

BV: ThUnDeR will kill us if we don't help him out. And I'm not joking.

???: I'll try to track him down. *exits office*

???, in the hallway: I'm hightailing it right out of this prison!

At my garage:

675LT: 570S, how's the new contraption going?

570S: I'm finishing it up! It's basically a gravity gun, but it's mountable on a car's hood.

675LT: Yeah, like that isn't gonna drain all power from a car.

570S: It has this battery pack on it—it's enough for one use, then it needs to recharge.

675LT: And for how long?

570S: About 2 hours. It's extremely efficient!

675LT: Uhh, and you're sure that won't crumple its user to pieces?

570S: Not completely sure. But I'm pretty certain it will stay put when used.

Me, walking in: Hello! Oh wow, what did you build this time?

570S: It's a hood-mounted gravity gun!

Me: How do you even build all this stuff?

570S: I used to build it using the elite tuner that you installed. Now I use the little arm you put in my trunk. *opens hood* See? It's still there!

Me: ...I didn't put that there.

675LT: 570S thought you put that there because he woke up earlier and it was there. We're all not sure how.

MP4-31: I did see a silhouette of some girl come in earlier, but I thought it was Kri, so I let it slide.

Me: Kri's been sleeping in the back of the garage for a couple hours now. Did you see them leave?

MP4-31: No...

Me: Someone's in this garage.

P1: Hi! What's happening?

675LT: Someone has entered the garage, and we don't know who it is. They're still in here somewhere. Got any clue of their whereabouts?

P1: Hmm... I think someone went into the basement a couple minutes ago, because I heard footsteps. I thought that was just Thunder checking on ThUnDeR1337.

Me: I've been up here working the whole time... Anyone else saw someone walk out the basement?

Everyone: Nope.

Me: I'm gonna go check that out. *walks into the basement*

In the basement:

Me: You! What are you doing here?

???: I—um...

Me: Wait, I recognize that logo on your shirt! You work for Vivendi! You're here to break out ThUnDeR1337! *tackles ???*

???: Ahh! No! I can explain!

Me: Well then, what are you doing here?

???: *gets up* I'm here because I'm hiding. I sneaked out of the Vivendi base and am being chased by their military.

Me: I don't believe you yet. What's your name?

???: I actually don't remember. It was taken when I was kidnapped, and now all I know myself as is #2153.

Me: I'll accept your excuse for now, #2153.

2153: I'll try to find myself a name while I'm here. Speaking of which, where am I? I simply hopped into a spare Estoque and drove off.

Me: You're in San Diego.

2153: Huh... If I'm in San Diego... Are you TheGoldenThunder?

Me: Yes, just call me Thunder.

2153: What luck! I assume you've got vehicles and weaponry?

Me: ...yes?

2153: Remember when I told you the Vivendi military is after me?

Me: Yeah, so?

2153: There's a tracking device injected into me, so they'll be here any moment.

Me: Hmm... By the way, did you install an arm into the trunk of my 570S?

2153: Yeah, I hoped that if I could get into good terms with the owner of the garage, then I could stay for longer.

Me: I can't just simply turn you in, so "good terms" doesn't really matter. As long as I know you're not working against me, then I'll be fine with you staying here.

2153: Thanks! Anyway, we need to get some artillery set up.

Me: On it!

Later, after setting up weaponry:

Me: Everything is set!

570S: Can you mount the gravity gun on LOLCAT FR-S?

Me: Sure! And he's got lots of storage space, so I'll add some extra battery packs and a solar charger.

LOLCAT FR-S: oOo! wEpon!

Me: Yes, it is a weapon! And I trust you won't break anything that isn't an enemy with it?

LOLCAT FR-S: i prOOmis!

Me: Good enough. 959, you can use your LAZOUR.

959: Got it!

Me: Kri and #2153 can use any of our weapon selection, depending on what they want. MP4-31, I'll drive you, Kri can go in LaFerrari, and as for #2153, she can take you, 570S. M2SE, follow me and defend. I've mounted weaponry on every car. All the SUVs have anti-aircraft. The faster cars are mounted with machine guns, and the slower ones use turrets.

Everyone: Got it!

Kri, walking in: Oh, hello! What's all this?

Me: Vivendi's attacking soon. We're setting everything up.

Kri: How did you learn about this?

Me: A former Vivendi employee tipped us off about this.

Kri: Umm... who?

Me: Meet #2153. She escaped from the Vivendi base and is assisting us in the fight against Vivendi.

2153: H-hi!

Kri: Hello! By the way, why don't you have a name?

2153: After Vivendi kidnapped me, my name was removed.

Kri: Strange... Anyway, what's the plan?

Me: Kri, you'll take LaFerrari with whatever weapon you want. #2153 will do the same, but in 570S. We've set up a fleet of support, so I think we stand a chance.

Kri: Perfect! I'll get into position.

Me: There! Vivendi plane in sight! SUVs, shoot it down!

SUVs: Got 'em! *Vivendi plane explodes*

570S: A swarm of Vivendi attack vehicles are parachuting out of the plane, and there's an SLK SE and a Hommage at the back! There's also an Impala floating out. What are they doing?

BV: Good thing this teleporter is linked to ThUnDeR1337! Boom!

All the Vivendi cars land

ThUnDeR1337: Back on my trusty steed. Let's get this battle over with. P1 Boy, lead the charge.

McLaren P1 Boy: OK! *10 Lykans pull up, with the Hommage behind them*

Me: We need to get right outta here! *boosts forward* #2153, pull ahead of Kri! Kri, drop the mines!

2153: Done!

Kri: Mines deployed!

Lykan driver: We're gonna git yer this ti-*BOOM*

Kri: That's half of them down! Those mines are POWERFUL!

2153: I'm going up this barrel!

Me: I'll go to the right of it, and Kri, jump onto the lower section of the road!

Kri: Landed! How do we shake off this guy?

Me: Fire the rifles attached to your car!

2153: I've got all the sidekicks! Now for Mr. P1 Boy. How do we do this?

McLaren P1 Boy: You better watch out, I'm gonna get ya!

Kri: Wait... Thunder, slow down past him, speed back up, and P.I.T the idiot!

Me: *slows down* Got 'em!

McLaren P1 Boy: Not right into the destroye—*BOOM*

Me: He hit the destroyer's magazine!

BV: This isn't working! AFTER THEM!

Vivendi Military driver: Who do you send?

BV: EVERYOOOOONNNEEE!!!

ThUnDeR1337: Calm down. The situation is under control. *A swarm of Vulcans and Arashes pull forward*

959: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOUR!!!*explodes the Arashes*

Dart: I've got my turret right here, and I'm parked at the starting line. Opening fire! *takes out the Vulcans*

Me: It's 2 against 3 now!

Kri: ThUnDeR1337 shot my LaFerrari's tires! I'm skidding!

LaFerrari: Everything is just fine, perfectly fine...

Kri: I'll pull into this container here, because I'm no longer gonna be useful. Might as well not be pumped full of bullets again!

2153: Good luck over there!

Kri: You're the one who needs luck. I'm stuck in a shipping container.

Me: She has a point...

BV: You'll never get away! We're faster and stronger!

Me: I doubt that. M2SE, stop the boss!

M2SE: My brakes will come in handy here. *brings BV to full stop*

2153: 570S comin' thru!

BV: TRAITOR!! I knew you deserted us, but ATTACKING ME?!?

2153: You imprisoned me and tortured me... You think I want to be on your side? I've been covered in blood for most of my life! You're cruel and dirty! No one loves you! And for everyone you've ever attacked, tortured or killed... TAKE THIS! *rams*

BV: AAAHHHH!!

Me: That caused a huge dent in his SLK...

ThUnDeR1337: You all slowed down to watch that coward getting beat up... Speaking of ramming, by the way, this is the best way to use my Impala's size! Get ready to get rek—wait, why can't I move?

LOLCAT FR-S: u fOrgoOt my wEpoN! BANG! *throws ThUnDeR1337 off aircraft carrier*

Me: LOLCAT FR-S! We were saved by the bell!

LOLCAT FR-S: mE nOot bEll. i aM cAr.

Me: It's a saying...

BV: #2153! You broke my arm, but I'll break your head with this final AR shot!

2153: PLEASE DON-wait, what?

LOLCAT FR-S: oOo! mY wepAoN sTiLl hAz aMmO!

BV: NOOO! *BOOM* TEAM VIVENDI IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIN! *ting*

Me: LOLCAT FR-S! Nice job!

LOLCAT FR-S: mY pLeZur.

Kri: *driving around the corner* I fixed my tire!

Me: KRI! You weren't shipped across the world!

Kri: Fortunately. Let's get back to the garage now.

THE END

And that's the S4 of CAR DIALOGUES! Hope you enjoyed!

~ThUnDeR1337/TheGoldenThunder