User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S3: Rise and Fall of the Reverse Characters

Currently in Lab 3. Without further ado, let's get straight to this crap.

Continuing from the previous episode…

AHGT.exe: By the way, why is the girl naked? I AM NOT A PERVERT! GO AND GET YOUR CLOTHES! >:(

Anais: (Checks and discovered that her racing girl outfit was gone, and screamed to the changing room out of embarrassment)

Back in Rome…

My Supra: For some weird reason I looted Anais’ racing girl outfit. Such stupid. >:D

Me: What? OK. Doesn’t matter. The only thing is we need to bust through the Concept_S shenanigans. >:|

My 675LT: Hey guys, I got this-BEHOLD! THE TURN-YOU-TO-A-BOULDER-INATOR! >:D

My 570S: What does this thing do? :|

My 675LT: Simple. (Zaps my 570S with the Turn-you-into-a-boulder-inator and my 570S turned into a boulder)

My BMW M2: Wow. Stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. ._.

My SIN R1: Guys, bad news. I sensed that the world is in total imbalance. The reverse dimension has somehow connected with this dimension and-

My AHGT: Lemme guess. Is there more evil Vivendi goons going to kill us?

My SIN R1: Nope, but beware of your reverse selves and the Arrinera Hussarya GT.exe. I sensed that he has… UNLIMITED LEVEL OF EVIL. >:|

Back in Vivendi…

Vincent: So AHGT.exe. What didja got? :|

AHGT.exe: I have summoned two characters from the reverse dimension. Just open my door. :)

Vincent opened AHGT.exe’s door and found two characters from the reverse dimension inside

BMW M3 Boy: OH WAIT! ARE THEY TRANSPORTHATER2014 AND HANNALEINH REVERSE! O_O

Azefland Reverse: You got my wife? AWESOME. :O

Azefland.exe: Wait. Why is TrashF*cker 2014’s reverse counterpart is a robot? :|

BMW M3 Boy: Actually, he’s a cyborg. He’s just 97% machine and 3% living being. :P

Azefland Reverse: AND I GOT DOOFENSHMIRTZ’S COPY-AND-PASTE-INATOR! I’M GOING TO MAKE HISTORY! AHAHAHAHAHA! (Got himself scanned and screams out of agony) I just think that I tanned my eyeballs. ANYWAYS, I’M THE ONE TO MAKE HISTORY! >:D

(Pulls out one of his copies)

Azefland.exe: Needs a little bit more toner, (and again) oh, copy jam, (and again) why is it when people copy their butts comes out perfect! >:(

3 minutes later…

AHGT.exe: OH MY GOD AZEFLAND REVERSE YOU’RE A GENEIUS! LOOK! PERFECT COPIES OF YOU! LET US COPY THE GOONS SO THAT WE CAN HAVE UNLIMITED MEN! AHAHAHA! >:D

Azefland.exe: So we can send them and screw up everybody’s day! AND AZEFLAND AND THAT AUDI IDIOT…

TransportHater2014 (In a robotic voice): WILL BE DEAD! >:D

All villains in VVS: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >:D

Hehachi Mishima: By the way, do we have champagne? :|

Azefland reverse: I do have. :) (Takes out a champagne)

BMW M3 Boy: Then let’s pop it! >:) (Pops the champagne)

My Evora Sport 410 and Aris Cheese God: (Mutters to themselves) Oh god. I must tell Team Azefland and their girls before too late! >:| (Leaves the scene)

AHGT.exe: Who’s speaking? >:(

BMW M3 Boy: Maybe you’re just too tired. ANYWAYS, LET’S CELEBRATE! >:D

Back in Rome…

My Evora Sport 410 busted the doors

Me: EVORA WHY DID YOU BUSTED THE DOORS! >:(

My Evora Sport 410: I have a bad news. Vivendi just got COPIES OF AZEFLAND! AND I SAW THEY USE IT! O_O

Aris Cheese God: AND THEY JUST GOT TWO MORE REVERSE CHARACTERS! O_O

Azefland: OMG THEY GOT MY COPIES? O_O

My Evora Sport 410: Actually, the reverse counterpart. >:|

Me: Whatever. I’m going to deal with the remaining Lab 2. >:|

At Lab 2…

My Rimac Concept S: Well. TIME FOR THE FINAL STRECH, LADS! >:)

Me: No spaghetti now. >:|

My R8 e-tron: What is “spaghetti”?

Me: That means to f*ck up. :P

(After a successful lap against the AI)

Lab Technician 1 in Lab 2: WOW. Never know that you managed to beat it. :O

Lab Technician 2 in Lab 2: Well, you’re promoted to Lab 3. Just go across that bridge and you’re there. :)

Me: Thanks, dude. :D

At the bridge…

My C63 507: (From the other end of the bridge) HELLO, R8 TYKE! :D

My SLS GT: C63 507? You’re here to help us? :D

My C63 507: Yup. Besides, I got a part of Audi R8 tyke’s CSR2 car collection! :D

Me: You got my A45 and my Silvia Rocket Bunny? :D

My C63 507: Yup. :)

Suddenly, TransportHater2014 and BMW M3 Boy landed on the bridge

My McLaren 570S: What was that for? >:(

TransportHater2014: In the order of the Arrinera Hussarya GT.exe. >:|

My AHGT: WAIT. MY ALTER EGO GOT RESURRECTED? IMPOSSIBLE! I SAW HIM GOT BURNED IN THAT DAY! O_O

That day…

Anthony Jose: What about all the other goals? :I

ThUnDeR1337's Arrinera Hussarya GT from the future: I can help. :)

TheHawtDawg1: Um................ Okay. :I

Azefland: I got a bad feeling about this. :I *burns ThUnDeR1337's Arrinera Hussarya GT with a Fire Blast*

Ed Boon: *appears on the bottom right* toasty! :D *dissapears*

My AHGT: (Mutters to himself) WOAH! MY ALTER EGO GOT BURNED? O_O

Vivendi goon: Let’s go, idiot. We lost. >:(

(End of flashback)

Me: WAIT. YOU’RE A SECOND-HAND CAR THAT WAS DRIVEN BY SOME OTHER VIVENDI GOON BEFORE? O_O

My AHGT: Yup. Truth to be told, ThUnDeR 1337’s AHGT was my alter ego, and after the championship, I got stripped, and yes, I got mind-controlled back then, but Azefland’s knockdown helped me to regain consciousness. >:|

BMW M3 Boy: ENOUGH BABBLING! TIME TO DIE! >:(

Me: It’s the reverse day, dude. :|

TransportHater2014: WHAT? O_O

My AHGT: THAT MEANS WE F*CK YOU UP! (Fuses with the Cancer brave in the Battle Spirits franchise and rushed to BMW M3 Boy and TransportHater2014) D:<

BMW M3 Boy: LUCKILY, WE GOT TWO TO BLOCK YOU-(In Roblox style) OOF! X_X

Me: (Beat the sh*t out of TransportHater2014)

My 675LT: NOW MOVE, BEFORE YOU TASTE OUR EXTREME ANGER! D:<

TransportHater2014: NEVER! >:(

Me: You know what? I got this. (Presses a button) >:)

TransportHater 2014: YOU! SHALL NOT! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-(Gets flattened by a boulder from Rock of Ages from above, along with BMW M3 Boy)

(My phone vibrates and I check it)

Phone message: TransportHater_2014 got squished by a boulder when trying to fight Audi_R8_tyke.

BMW_M3_Boy was squished too much.

My Rimac Concept One: Why the death message got so random? I mean the *Squished too much” niche is when the player suffocated by the “maxEntitycramming” thing. :|

Me: That’s because…THIS! :) (Presses a button and the boulder turned into my R8 LMS Ultra)

My R8 LMS Ultra: Hey guys, did I squished them? :|

Everyone: WHAT? O_O

My 675LT: That’s the Turn-you-into-a-boulder-inator in its action. :D

My 12C Spider: IT WORKED!!!! :D

Me: No time to waste. Let’s go to Lab 3 and meet up! >:|

Back in the Vivendi Base in LA…

Vivendi Evil Jingle: Vincent is reading his junk mail! :D

Vincent: SO bad news. M3 Boy and TransportHater2014 got squashed by a boulder.

Azefland Reverse: GODDAMMIT! >:(

AHGT.exe: So I'm going after them. With my anti-particle thunder, I can cause DESTRUCTION IN NO TIME! >:D

Anais: So does that mean Azefland will get exterminated too? :|

AHGT.exe: Yup. >:)

Dr.Eggman: According to my scientific endeavors, when anti-matter hits normal matter, they will self-destruct and bring out massive energy. >:|

Azefland.exe: AND THAT MEANS MY ALTER EGO WAS COOKED! HAHAHAHA! AZEFLAND, TASTE MY WARTH! >:D

AHGT.exe: AND TASTE THE FIRE OF REVENGE! AHAHAHAHA! >:D