User blog:ThUnDeR1337/CAR DIALOGUES: EP 2

CONTINUATION OF EP 1: Following Episode One, Episode 2 rolls out *put anime previous episode summary here*

Me: That's an Enzo our target is jumping into!

???'s cloak falls off mid-jump, revealing a girl with black hair

Me: Well, wonder what the cloak was for, if she knew it was gonna fall off...*Cloak falls on 675LT's windshield*

675LT: My headlights aren't blocked, so I'll keep up the chase! I'll try to drift so that this thing falls off!

???: Shoot. Well, all for the better, try to chase me now! Ha!

Azelfland, out of nowhere with the LaFerrari's miniguns: SUCK MY MUSHROOM *followed by rapid gunfire* TIIIIIIIIIP, YOU, F@#$ING SON OF A B@#$@#$@@@#$CH!

Me: Where did you come from? Nice C63, by the way.

Azelfland: I was teleported here while farming.

675LT: Well, help us chase this annoying driver then.

???: Shoot, my tires are blown! Gotta get back to my LaFerrari! *climbs up crate wall and runs back to the LaFerrari*

675LT: Wait, I'm going to call in my MP4/8 friend. *beeps horn*

MP4/8, teleporting out of nowhere: Hello! How can I help you?

675LT: SIC 'IM!!!

MP4/8 chases ???

???: LaFerrari! Turn around and get us out of here!

LaFerrari: Ok, hold on a moment, gotta get my engine running. I feel weak...

???: JUST HURRY UP!

LaFerrari: Engine's running, let's go.

MP4/8: I'm after you!

???: Shoot! DRIVE!

675LT: Oops, there might be a roadblock up here! Sorry!

Azelfland's C 63 Coupe Touring Car: Yeah, no such luck getting through!

???: No!!!

LaFerrari: I don't think I have enough power to ram the roadblock...

LaFerrari stops dead

Azelfland: That was easier than expected.

Me: Yeah... Even if she is an enemy, I feel bad for LaFerrari.

???: I give up. I'm trapped.

Me: Who are you, by the way?

???: I won't tell you!

Me: Ok, we can throw you into the ocean then.

???: *sigh* I'm Kri. I was hired to try to steal a Porsche 959 from a garage, and I apparently chose the wrong one. Actually, FF still has 959! You've focused your efforts on the wrong driver! Hah!

P1 and 959 come around the corner

959: Oh hi, Thunder! I was searching for you! Sesto Elemento's also coming along!

Azelfland: Wait, my Sesto Elemento was also signaled to come...

Kri: The 959 was released? All my plans failed?

Me: And you're stuck.

Azelfland's Sesto Elemento rounds the corner and parks

P1: Oh, hey, Sesto Elemento.

Azelfland's Sesto Elemento: Hello. I don't think I met you?

My Sesto Elemento rounds the corner and drifts into a parallel park

My Sesto Elemento: Hello, P1!

P1: Hold up, WHAT IS GOING ON??!? AM I SEEING DOUBLE?!?!

Azelfland's Sesto Elemento: Wow, we're exactly identical!

Azelfland: This is confusing.

Me: I agree. But dealing with Kri here is most important.

Kri: I can still fight out of this! Eat my pistol!

Azelfland knocks out Kri with the barrel of the minigun

Me: Alright! Let's take her to my garage, my basement has a few solitary confinement rooms. It used to be a police station before I took it.

Azelfland: Ookay...

Back at the garage

959: I'm glad that turned out okay. Where's 570S?

675LT: I don't know. I hope he's okay.

Meanwhile, somewhere in outer space

???: Bah! Useless hitman. Time to hire another one. At least 330 P4 caught the 570S though. Now where could I find another hitman...

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