User blog:Azelfland/Multi-universe stories: War never changes

this phrase is based on a meme of 2019. and it sums up everything that happens up to this point.

this is episode 18 of season 10 of "Multi-universe stories". here goes:

Hanna: so, how'd it go?:)

Me: it wasn't as bad as i thought it'd be.:)

Hanna: so, now what?:I

Me: well, after the Panhellenics are over, i guess we got to deal with Vincent.>:I

Audi R8 tyke: but.... the Panhellenics ARE over.:I

Me: oh. right.:I

Hanna: now what?:I

Me: from here on, we help TF2014 with the 2017 Ford GT. i heard rumors about it coming to the roster.>:I

Hanna: well, joke's on them. you already have it in two garages.:P

Me: true. but on the 26th of June, we go back to my third garage.>:I

Hanna: until the 1st of July?:I

Me: yep. but first, we'll have some fun.>:)

meanwhile, at the original Vivendi HQ

Vincent: huh. so, Azelfland got a message for me. let me see.>:I

Me (as a hologram): well, if it isn't Vincent. if you think i'll take on your so-called "R&Ds", guesss again. i won't. oh, and forget about taking away my SCG 003S and my 2017 Ford GT. because i already have them. as for the Regera, i'll just snatch it from your dirty little hands! SUCK IT, VINCENT! EVEN IF WE LOSE, WE STILL WIN!>:D

Vincent: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! AS IF TRASHF***ER KILLING MY WIFE WASN'T ENOUGH, AZELFC**T CELEBRATES HIS VICTORY BY RUBBING IT IN MY FACE?! I'LL SHOW THEM!! THIS TIME, I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND!>:(

25th of June

Loraine: so, how do you deal with a billionaire boss of a company that wants to rule the world?:I

Nick: simple. we hit them where it hurts the most.>:)

Me: exactly. and since Vincent wants to take MY Regera for himself, i got a little surprise for him. a fake Regera.>:)

ThunderWolf: you thought it all, didn't you?:)

Me: that's right, Rick. he won't see it coming.>:)

Sonic: what about TF2014?:I

Hanna: if he escapes, we'll have to distract the enforcers. but how?:I

Flora: it's simple. what if we use a decoy of the getaway car?:D

Rick "ThunderWolf": now that's something awesome. that's my girl!^_^

Hanna: between the 26th of June and 1st of July, we're going to have our fun.>:)

Me: and i've prepared another To-get list for this one.:P

Feuerrm: and what does it include?:I

Me: simple. for this, we gotta get the 918 Spyder, the KX450F's normal form, the 450 EXC's normal form and Red Bull version, the Cayman GT4, the M2, the early 70s Challenger, the Challenger and Charger SRT8 and the Regera. those are all i have for now but i'll get more on this list.>:I

TheHawtDawg1: why the Regera?:I

Hanna: we want to piss Vincent off, right? well, this sounds like a great opportunity.>:)

Danny: sounds like a plan, then.:)

26th of June

My 2017 Ford GT: hey Azelfland.:I

Me: yes?:I

2017 Ford GT: you got a message. it's an unknown number.:I

Me (reading the message): "if you want to take down Vincent, i got some info for you. but i need you to me a favor first. i'll send you the coordinates". who might it be?:I

My McLaren P1: i dunno. but should we trust them?:I

Jack: we have no choice.:I

My Bugatti Chiron: i say we trust them. if we have to take down Vincent, that's our only lead.>:I

Hanna: right. for now, try to get some bucks to complete our to-get list.>:I

Mount Rushmore, Chicago, USA

???: so you came.:I

Me: yep.:I

???: i should really thank you.:)

My Cadillac Escalade: for what exactly?:I

???: for killing my sister. you spared me the troubles of killing her myself.:)

Emily: wait, so you're.......................O_O

Alicia: yes. the name's Alicia. i'm Anais' twin sister. not identical, mind you.:P

Jack: you actually thank us for killing your sister?O_O

Alicia: yes. we were once a family, until that sonofabitch met her. i told her the day they met to not marry that scum. but she would not have it!>:(

Cynthia: so you hold a personal grudge agaisnt Vincent, huh?:I

My Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): WAIT, VINCENT IS YOUR BROTHER IN-LAW?!O_O

Alicia: yes. but that bastard made this world the s***hole it is today.>:(

Everyone: we can agree to that.:I

Alicia: all of us want the same thing. to take down Vincent. you want to take him down, you'll need my help.>:I

Emily: why's that?:I

Alicia: you see, i've been studying Azelfland's dark form lately. Nuke now works for Vincent -again- and wants him to trigger Azelfland's dark form to cause a mass genocide.>:I

Me: what?!O_O

Alicia: and another thing. there's a ship in Miami Harbor. Scarlet the Rabbit is kept there as a prisoner.>:I

Cynthia: MY SISTER?!O_O

Jack: and how do we get there without being detected?:I

Alicia: we'll need to swim there. someone will have to.>:I

Rouge: oh no. not happening.>:(

Jack: i'll do it.:)

Alicia: also, you want to blow up the ship after releasing her. take this bomb. once you plant it, it's rigged to explode in two minutes.>:I

2017 Ford GT: it's go time.>:I

Miami Harbor, Miami, USA

2017 Ford GT: well, this is the place.>:I

Jack: so what will you do while i rescue Cynthia's younger sister?:I

2017 Ford GT: i'll stay here. if anyone shows up, i'll distract them.>:I

Jack: good idea. here goes.>:I *proceeds tp dive in the water and swim towards the ship*

inside the ship

Scarlet the Rabbit: just f***ing great. first, i teleport to this ship, then i get captured and this?! a goddamn prison inside it?! UGH! COULD THIS POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE?!>:(

Asphalt Police member: stay away fro- *Wilhelm scream*

Scarlet: hm?:I

Jack: hey, there. i'm getting you out of here.>:I *unlocks the door*

Scarlet: thank you.:3

Jack: anytime. Scarlet, right?:)

Scarlet: that's me. and you are?:)

Jack: i'm Jack the Batfox. nice to meet you.^_^

Scarlet: before you ask, it wasn't too bad. the food sucked but the atmosphere was good.^_^

Jack: well, that's good. now let's blow this place to smithereens.>:I

Scarlet: but my gadgets are there!O_O

Jack: your what now?:I

Scarlet: my gadgets. i got lots of those and i don't want to lose them.:I

Jack: oh. so, we get the gadgets, then we leave. is that it?:I

Scarlet: yes. let's go.>:I

in the R&D room

Asphalt Police member 2: how did you-?!O_O

Scarlet: my new friend set me free, bitch. it's payback time.>:) *screams on the Asphalt Police member so loudly his head explodes*

The Announcer from Mortal Kombat 11: FATALITY! Scarlet wins. flawless victory.

Jack: i didn't know you had a Banshee scream!O_O

Scarlet: i also know a bit of blood magic myself. but i prefer using my gadgets.:P

Jack: fair enough. now let's get your gadgets, set the bomb and get out of here.>:I

back at Azelfland's third garage (1:00 AM)

My BMW M2: well, i can get used t- who are you?:I

My BMW M2 Beta Handling Edition: i'm you, but more beta.:P

BMW M2: well, i'm not surprised with your zebra-like livery. you should've seen my face when i met the Special Edition of myself.:P

last year

BMW M2: who ARE you?!O_O

My BMW M2 SE: i'm you but stronger.:P

back to the present

BMW M2 Beta Handling Edition: fair enough.:P

My Porsche 918 Spyder: so, what's the big idea bringing me here?:I

McLaren P1: it's simple. we need to get your brother as well. however, what's most important is getting the Regera to our team.>:I

Bugatti Chiron: why would Vincent want the Regera?:I

Alicia: for the data she has.>:I

Porsche 918 Spyder: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, ANAIS?!>:(

Alicia: actually, i'm her twin sister, Alicia. not identical, mind you.>:I

Porsche 918 Spyder: oh.:I

Bugatti Chiron: so, what other cars do we need, other than the ones Azelfland mentioned?:I

Alicia:  there are some i got in my mind. the 300 SRT8, the 2015 Civic Type-R, the 3400K's normal form, the F1, the Brutale Dragster 800 RR, the Super Duke, the M6 GT3 and the Continental Supersports. they'll help you on your quest. as for the Regera, she has some info on the corrupted Asphalt Police.>:I

27th of June

My Chrysler 300 SRT8: well, thanks for adding me to the team. but i need to ask something.:I

My Lamborghini Murcielago: what is it?:I

Chrysler 300 SRT8: what's a decoy again?:I

Everyone: *anime fall* (Knuckles got owned counter: 31)

The substitute narrator from Spongebob: so much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and we had to hire a new one.

My Porsche Cayman GT4: remember when i said i had a paddle shift?:I

Me: yeah. so?:I

Porsche Cayman GT4: i lied. i actually have a stick shift.:I

My 2016 Porsche 911 GT3 RS: it's okay bro. just a small mistake, that's all.:)

My Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution: let's just continue with the whole buck-farming business, all right?>:I

after getting the McLaren F1 (the original F1, not the XP-5)

(this episode is under construction. please standby.)