User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: KTM 1290 Super Duke R R&D, part 4

that was a lot later than i thought. on to the update

so, i started lab 4 -which took a long time to start, because a hotel's internet connection can be bad-, and got through test 35. last night, i got the Subaru Impreza WRX STI and i'm trying to fully upgrade it, as usual, right after i fully upgraded my Honda Integra Type R. also, lab 4 is the point where i'll be like: "screw it. i'll spend my tokens on refills".

this is episode 5 of season 3 of "car dialogues". so, here goes:

after test 33

Wendy: and that's that. great work, Azelfland.:)

Me: thanks. lab 3 is done. on to lab 4.:)

Wanda: well, it's all good, but i wonder how my sis is doing.:/

Persephone: *appears on the Holo Caster* guys! i just got some good news. it looks like we found the Impreza.:)

Hanna: where is it?:/

Persephone: it's on the Jefferson motel in Los Angeles. we're reuniting the Grove Street Families once again.:/

Hanna: Chica, Wanda and Shelby, come with me. we got a score to settle.:/

later, at the Jefferson motel

Wanda: it's good to see you again, sis.:3 *hugs Persephone*

Persephone: good to see you, too.:3

Hanna: so, we need to reunite the families. i'll go in. you girls stay here, in case anything happens.:/

Persephone: look. we're cool. you're cool. we're always together in this.:)

suddenly, TweakRacer's ninja squad appears with a helicopter

Co-Pilot ninja: THIS IS TWEAKRACER'S NINJA SQUAD! STAY WHERE YOU ARE!>:(

Persephone: oh, crap.O_O

Shelby: we have to get out of here. now!O_O

Persephone: you two, go find the Subaru Impreza WRX STI.>:I

Wanda: wait, what about you?:I

Persephone: i'm not leaving Hanna behind. cover me.>:I *gets in the Jefferson motel and sees an almost dead Grove Street Families gang member* where are the OGs? i have to find Hanna!O_O

GSF gang member: they were meeting in the back of the motel someplace.X_X

Persephone: *pauses the action and breaks the fourth wall* seriously?! a GTA reference? ugh! i bet Azelfland was drunk when he was writing the script.-_- *unpauses the action*

suddenly, TweakRacer's ninjas....... only they come out on the door to the right

Ninja 1: GO GO GO!

Persephone: *shoots them down with her Uzis* easy.:)

suddenly, more of TweakRacer's ninjas

Persephone: families! ninjas are coming from the roof!O_O *shoots them down*

Ninja 2: gimme some supressing fire in there!>:( *gets shot*

suddenly, ninjas from the vents

Ninja 3: unit down! repeat, unit down! give me some f@#$ing covering fire!>:( *gets shot*

Persephone: *sees Hanna in one of the rooms* Hanna! are you okay?O_O

Hanna: i'm good. where are Wanda and Shelby?:I

Persephone: they went to find the Impreza!:P

Hanna: screw it. let's get outta here.>:I

a few seconds later, on the roof

Co-Pilot ninja: THIS IS TWEAKRACER'S NINJA SQUAD! STAY WHERE YOU ARE!>:(

Hanna: the chopper's all over us. hit it!O_O

Persephone used Rocket Launcher. it's super effective!

Co-Pilot ninja: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! TWEAKCOPTER 1 IS GOING DOWN!O_O

Hanna: come on, Persephone. let's go.>:I

later, on the left side of the motel

Hanna: ah, crap. now what?O_O

Persephone: hey, look. it's Wanda and Shelby.O_O

My Subaru Impreza: GET IN!O_O

Persephone: *gets in the Impreza with Hanna* hit the gas! *Wanda gets the pedal to the metal* damn it! forgot my AK-47.O_O

Shelby: i got a K' here.:/ *gives the AK-47 to Persephone*

Persephone: *gets on top of the Impreza* this stupid antique?>:(

Shelby: yeah, well....... Cynthia isn't the pentagon.:I

Persephone: you got it from Cynthia's room?! s@#t!O_O

Wanda: Persephone, cover the rear!O_O

a train hits one of the ninja cars

Hanna: they got smoked. did you see that?O_O

Persephone: daaaaaamn! that was close!O_O

Shelby: man, this is intense. it's getting worse out there. it's like World War III. *sees some incoming ninjas* hey, Persephone, watch to the left!O_O

Persephone: YOUR left or MY left?:/

Shelby: i don't know. just shoot everyone!>:(

Wanda: Persephone, they're all over our butts, sis!O_O

Hanna: Persephone, watch our right!O_O

meanwhile, 200 meters away from the action

ninja 4: *sees the pursuit and sighs* waste of good donuts. let's roll!>:I

Wanda: be careful, sis!O_O

ninja 5: *jumps on top of the Impreza* surprise, homegirl!>:D *punches Persephone*

Persephone: * takes the punch and shoots the ninja* holy crap! look at that!O_O

Wanda: man, i wish i stayed at the KTM labs and watched the fricking game. PERSEPHONE, BEHIND US! BEHIND US! PULL UP YOUR WINDOWS!O_O

Subaru Impreza WRX STI: Wanda, what the FRICK are you doing?!O_O *gets in the car wash*

Persephone: damn it, Wanda! i got soap on my eyes! Wanda, you're insane!O_O

Wanda: i like things clean!>:(

Shelby: hey, Persephone! watch to the left!O_O

Persephone: hey, haven't we been here before?:I

Subaru Impreza WRX STI: i take whatever decisions i have, okay?! if you had a nice chat with those ninjas, we'd be on our way now!>:(

ninja 6: *jumps on top of the Impreza* suprise, suckers!>:D *punches Persephone*

Shelby: there's a ninja on the trunk! someone shoot him!O_O

Wanda: OH, S@#T! ALL I GOT IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR IS BAD GUYS! PERSEPHONE, COVER THE REAR!O *sees a ninja roadblock* oh, crap! roadblock up ahead!O_O

Persephone: *the AK-47 doesn't fire* the K's jammed. >:I* throws away the AK-47*

Wanda: screw it. we're going through.>:I

Hanna: Persephone, we got the ghetto bird ahead!O_O

Co-Pilot ninja: THIS IS TWEAKRACER'S NINJA SQUAD! DO NOT- HEY! WHAT THE F@#K?! TOO LOW!! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!

Shadow Azelfland: *appears behind the billboard sign with his helicopter and does his Arnold Schwanzenneger impression* GET TO DA CHOPPA!>:I

Hanna: back up, Wanda! back up!O_O

Wanda: HELL NO! i'm going in!>:(

Shelby: OH, MAN, WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIE!!!O_O

Persephone: *gets in the Impreza* OOOH, S@#%$@#%T!!!O_O

Hanna: slow down, Wanda! slow down!O_O

Subaru Impreza WRX STI: OH, CRAP! THE BRAKES ARE BROKEN!O_O *breaks the billboard sign*

everyone sucessfully makes it to Shadow Azelfland's helicopter

Hanna: phew! that's gonna be one heck of a story i'll tell my future kids about.O_O

Wanda: that was some serious stuff. woo!O_O

Shelby: screw this. we need to get outta here.O_O

Shadow Azelfland: Shelby's right! we have to get out of here. for now, go back to the KTM labs. you'll be safe there.>:I

the next day, the fourth KTM lab opens

KTM 1290 Super Duke R: well, this is it. lab 4, or as i-

Me: let me guess. you call it "the extreme mode lab".-_-

KTM 1290 Super Duke R: how did you know what i was gonna say?:I

Me: is there any lab that you don't give a nickname based on the difficulty?-_-

KTM 1290 Super Duke R: uh....... no.:I

Wendy: doesn't matter. let's begin testing.>:I

after test 35

Me: well........ this is gonna be tougher than i thought.:I

TheHawtDawg1: agreed. well, we're going on a token-spending spree.-_-

and that's the end of episode 5 of season 3 of "car dialogues". let's hope i make the R&D in time.

until next time.

-Azelfland.