User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Multiverse Stories: The Mirrored Miracle

Woo. A new school year has started. That means... yeah. 3 episodes left, and I'm going to quit A8. I got less time to care for racing anyways. Also, A8 has become sh*t in quality recently.

Anyways, preview time! This time, we have clips from the newly announced 'Super Derp Daisy Stories', here the preview goes:

Holly Tanaka: Hello, folks! I’m going to do some mythbusting today! Today’s first myth is: Can humans survive after being rolled over by a train!

(Camera pans to the train tracks in the Kalimari Desert track in Mario Kart 64, with Daisy tied onto the tracks. Train noises can be heard getting progressively louder AKA the train is coming.)

Daisy: SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1 NOW!!!

Holly Tanaka: LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEE!!!!!!!

[The train rolled over Daisy (Holly Tanaka, you’re a complete JERK.)]

Daisy: My ovaries…

Holly Tanaka: …Son of a-

Smash Bros announcer: Failure! (With me holding the ‘Busted’ sign)

(TV transition effect before the 2nd clip plays)

Holly: OK, and the final myth is-*ahem*-Can I inspect all of the wallets in 10 minutes? (Streches her arms) Let’s. Do this. (Proceeds to take and inspect all wallets in the world in-you guessed it-9.59 minutes) Yipee! I confirmed it! This myth is-

Mario: HEY F*CKER!

(Holly Tanaka looked behind and sees the world population standing behind her)

Me (in the crowd): She stole our wallets!

Daisy: SHE ALSO KIDNAPPED ME! F*CK HER UP!

Holly Tanaka: (Sees the angry crowd ready to beat her up) NOOOOOOO!!!!

(TV transition effect)

Me: OK, the last myth of today is-Can Holly Tanaka survive a beating? (My mathematical assumptions tell me it’s 0% BTW. Also very weird that Holly Tanaka is using Daisy’s voice clip.)

Holly Tanaka: (Gets beaten by various characters with crowbars, but still turned out unharmed) What? That’s easy! I took beatings more than that!

(The crowd throws her into the volcano in the Grumbling Volcano track in MKWii)

Holly Tanaka: OMG! IT BURNS!

Me: (Looking at Holly Tanaka burning in lava) Wow. That’s a ‘busted’ for this myth.

Peach: (Takes out her wallet) Luckily she didn’t stole my money. Ice-cream anyone? It’s on me.

Everyone: (Retarded ‘yay’s while leaving Holly Tanaka burning in lava)

Holly Tanaka: OK. I regret doing the last myth.

Now, into the real deal. Enjoy!

Mario: Actually, why are we featured again?

My GT FIA GT1: There is a reason why. The brand new game mode in A8 felt so much like Mario Kart, which prompted R8 tyke to play Mario Kart again.

Luigi: (Installing the Senna’s headlamps) Weird. They’ve gone for too long. One Mario Kart cup doesn’t last like 12 minutes.

My GT FIA GT1: I got a message. It says ‘R8 tyke was missing after the toilet break and he’s nowhere to be seen’.

Luigi: Maybe we should check on him.

My GT FIA GT1: Sure. I’m afraid that something bad happened to him.

Luigi: Maybe we'll check on him. Let's go!

30 Minutes later, in my garage...

My 918 WP: No way Luigi and Mario went for too long, along with the GT FIA GT1. (Recieves a message) Hm? What's this? (Reads the message) BWAHAHA! ALL YOU FOOLS HAVE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP! ME, THE GLORIUS BMW M3 BOY, SHALL DESTROY ALL YOU FOOLS, STARTING WITH THE GIRLS! HAHA! NOW SCRAM, AND NEVER COME BACK!

My W12: Geez. That guy tried to destroy all of us last time. Nothing will go right.

My 918 WP: Anyways, I'm checking on them. Something tells me that this goes REAL UGLY...

At the Luigi Circuit in MKWii...

My 918 WP: Hmm, noone in sight. Oh, a weird panel right there. Wonder what it does.

M3 Boy's BMW i8 Roadster: GOTCHA, BITCH! (Phones M3 Boy after he pushes the 918 WP into the panel) Boss, I caught a 918.

M3 Boy: (On the phone) Good. Be sure to destroy it. It might be R8 tyke's. (Hangs up the phone)

M3 Boy's M2 Competition: YOU FOOL! I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. YOU PUSHED THAT 918 WP INTO THE MIRROR DIMENSION! NOW WE F*CKED UP! BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY!

M3 Boy's i8 Roadster: Sorry.

In the Luigi Circuit of the mirror dimension...

My 918 WP: Hmm. (Sees around) I can see that M3 Boy uses his powers to open up a portal to the mirror dimension. (Notices both princesses, tied up to a lightpole) Hang on, I'm going to save you two. (Cuts the rope by rubbing against it on his tires)

Daisy: DAMMIT! THAT R8 TYKE LOOK ALIKE TOOK HIM WHILE HE'S TAKING A TOILET BREAK!

Peach: Anyways, where are we? I mean-

M3 Boy: (On the broadcasting system) *Angry grunts* STUPID I8 ROADSTER! YOU LET THAT F*CKING PORSCHE IN?! I'LL KILL YOU! Oops. Bad temper control. Now, greetings, locusts, I, am the famed BMW M3 Boy, as well as the arch-nemesis of your dearest R8 tyke. Now, I'm having some 'FUN' with him, involving chainsaws, bleach and stuff like that. Now, enjoy my army of machine mades, made FROM ALL OF YOUR RACING DATAS. You guys will be my test subjects, yes? (Awkward silence) I guess I'll take that as a 'yes'. NOW, SUFFER, MY DEAREST PRINCESSES, BECAUSE FOR NOW, TWO BITCHES (and a car, obviously) GON' DIE TODAY! ALONE! (Maniac laugh as he shuts down the broadcasting system)

(TBC)