User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: The V8 guzzler recruitment and the Huracan and M14A builds

man, this one is the best thing to ever happen to me.

so, i got the Atom V8, AKA "the V8 guzzler", after having a close call on Venice's last qualifier. now, before i got that car, i bought the last Huracan blueprints i needed to get it. not only that, but i also managed to get the M14A as well, which makes that 3 cars in one day. awesome, right? to be honest, i kind of wanted to get the Huracan, because of the looks. the M14A is for that McLaren Legends season. also, there's a reference to the mission "Ran Fa Li" from GTA San Andreas, which was requested by TF2014.

this is episode 7 of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Venice, Italy. 1:07 PM

after the sixth qualifier

Me: phew! that was a close one!O_O

My Ariel Atom V8: yeah. i could tell someone rigged that qualifier.O_O

My Porsche 959: i don't know who did this, but it's definitely someone who hates us.>:I

Me: oh, and where's Alice and TheHedgehogOne?:I

Sonic: they went to find the derelict parts for the Huracan.:I

Me: oh. okay.:I

Hanna: anyway. now it's my turn.:P

Ariel Atom V8: tch. like you're gonna win this Grand Finale. you're just a girl that can't drive.>:P

Hanna: oh, shut up!>:(

at the Grand Finale

the announcer: this is it, folks! the final Grand Finale of the Ariel Atom V8 championship! who's gonna win? who's gonna go home? let's find out right now!:D

Ariel Atom V8: it may be the last Grand Finale, but i doubt you'll pull it off.>:P

Hanna: oh, i'll show you. i'll make you eat those words!>:(

on the final straight of lap 2

the announcer: and now Hanna is on to the last straight. we all know who's gonna win this! AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE CHAMPIONSHIP IS OVER! WHAT A RACE! HANNA TAKES ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP FOR TEAM AZELFLAND AND, OF COURSE, AT A LOW TUNING! THE OPPONENTS HAD A HIGHER RANK, BUT SHE STILL BEAT THEM NONETHELESS! that's it for this championship! the next one will be another electric car, marking the second championship to give an electric car as the prize! see you in the next championship, folks!:D

Ariel Atom V8: listen, Hanna. i was only acting sexist, because i believed in the 70s stereotypes. the Fenyr was right all along. i'm sorry for doubting you. you really proved me wrong.:(

Hanna: it's okay. i forgive you.:3

McLaren P1 boy (in the janitor's closet): ugh! i thought i had it!>:(

My W Motors Fenyr Supersport: i heard someone in the closet.>:I

Shadow Azelfland: *opens the door to the janitor's closet*

Everyone: P1 BOY?!O_O

McLaren P1 boy: ah, s@#t! he figured it out!>:(

Loraine: well, if it isn't P1 boy!>:)

Knuckles: more like FAIL 1 boy!:P

Ariel Atom V8: isn't he the one that rigged the last qualifier?:I

NEKON: yep. we had him figured out from the start.>:)

Anthony Jose: but that wasn't enough for our low tune to stop us. it was still easy, but a close one.>:)

McLaren P1 boy: *comes out of the janitor's closet* and i would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!>:(

Wanda: still loving it when he says that.^_^

Persephone: also, suck on these.>:) *Wanda and Persephone give P1 boy the middle finger*

McLaren P1 boy: WHY YOU LITTLE............... YOU BETTER STICK TO YOUR HAMBURGERS, YOU SLIM BITCHES! ALSO, FLAT BOOBS ARE JUSTICE!>:(

Wanda and Persephone: *gasp and they both get steaming mad*

Wanda: NO ONE JOKES ABOUT OUR WEIGHT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!>:( *punches P1 boy several times and knocks him down*

Persephone: *stomps P1 boy's head 3 times and opens his legs*

McLaren P1 boy: no! not the nut shot! anything but the nut shot!O_O

Persephone: *stomps him in the nuts anyway*

McLaren P1 boy: *screams in pain*

Wanda: serves you right, jerk!>:(

Ariel Atom V8: he deserved that. but still. can't wait to meet my new friends.^_^

W Motors Fenyr Supersport: and i can't wait to see my beloved sister.:3

Porsche 959: let's get out of here, before you-know-who recovers from the nut shot Persephone gave him.>:I

back at Azelfland's garage

My W Motors Lykan Hypersport: Azelfland's back! and he's got my brother with him, alongside the "V8 Guzzler" himself!^_^

Ariel Atom V8: HEY!>:(

My McLaren 675LT: nah, we're just teasing you.^_^

W Motors Fenyr Supersport: hey, you guys. and..... LaFerrari? man, you look good with that Chinese Yew Year decal!:)

My Ferrari LaFerrari: thanks.:)

W Motors Fenyr Supersport: and my beloved sister. looking good.^_^

W Motors Lykan Hypersport: thanks. back atcha, bro.^_^

meanwhile, in Barcelona's airport's parking lot

TF2014: my Biome should be here somewhere. *sees the Biome* man, glad i foun you. you okay?:)

TF2014's Mercedes-Benz Biome: i'm okay.:I

TF2014: i'll get you out of here. no worries.>:I

suddenly, two normal SLKs block the exits

TF2014's Mercedes-Benz Biome: they knew you were coming!>:I

TF2014: guess i'll have to go all out, then.>:I

Da Nang Boys member: you won't get far!>:(

Vivendi member: stop that car!>:(

a long chase later, in Rio

TF2014: phew! that was close. gotta let Azelfland know that i got you by our side.>:I

TF2014's Mercedes-Benz Biome: okay.:)

later that night (7:00 PM)

My Pagani Huayra BC: okay. this should be enough for the ninth blueprint of the M14A.':I

Me: *buys the blueprint for 97.000 credits* okay. now, let's open those boxes i kept.:) *opens the 3 blueprint boxes for the M14A*

My McLaren MP4/8: so, you got my bro now, huh? nice.^_^

Sonic: though, there is a problem.:I

Wendy: someone else already found the parts and he's headed for the Vivendi base in Texas. and now they're in Grand Canyon.

Silver Azelfland: Loraine, Sonic, Wendy, Cynthia and Knuckles will come with me. i got a feeling that we're headed for a fight.>:I

later, in Grand Canyon

Knuckles: is that.............?:I

Sonic: huh. seems like Deja Vu right now.:I

Cynthia: it's the Panda Albatross. no doubt about it. but........... who's that?:I

Wendy: IT'S THE BOSS OF ROARING THUNDER!O_O

Loraine: wait, YOU KNOW THIS GUY?!O_O

Cynthia: yeah. he tried to take us down in the MP4-31 championship, by cheating. so, we punished him for his crimes. but turns out it didn't work.>:(

Wendy: that bastard! i thought he became a better person. well, looks like we'll take him down. again!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: ready all cannons! OPEN FIRE!>:D

Sonic: there's only one way to go! ready?>:I

Silver Azelfland: i was created ready!>:)

Knuckles: ready!>:)

one phase 1 ass whooping later

the boss of Roaring Thunder: you're going to regret this!>:(

Wendy: one down! two to go!>:)

Cynthia: now let's attack the body!>:)

Loraine: I'LL DESTROY THEM ALL!>:D

one phase 2 ass whooping later

the boss of Roaring Thunder: UGH! RETREAT!>:(

Sonic: that's it? well, that was a joke.:I

Cynthia: save the celebrations for later! he's getting away!>:I

Silver Azelfland: that f@#$er never gives up, does he?>:(

one phase 3 ass whooping later

the boss of Roaring Thunder: you'll pay for this!>:( *tries to get away*

Sonic: OH NO YOU DON'T!>:( *uses his homing attack on the Panda mobile*

Persephone: *teleports at the scene* just as i thought. he hasn't changed one bit.>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: what do you want from me?!O_O

Silver Azelfland: all we want is the parts for the M14A. now, hand them over quietly.>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: you think i haven't forgotten about what you did to me back then?! because of you, everyone now hates me!>:(

Cynthia: that's because you're a big meanie!>:(

Persephone: *gets her Cross Poison ready* TELL US WHO YOU'LL WORK FOR, OR I'LL SLICE YOU DOWN!!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: i'll say nothing! NOTHING!>:(

Persephone: all right, then. on 3, you'll tell us who you work for. or you'll get sliced and diced by my Cross Poison! 1!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: i'm not telling you!>:(

Persephone: 2!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: you think i'm scared?!>:(

Persephone: 2 and a half! don't make me get to 3.>:( *gets ready to slice and dice him*

the boss of Roaring Thunder: OKAY, OKAY! YOU WIN! I'LL TELL YOU! I WORK FOR VIVENDI! AFTER THAT INCIDENT WITH THE MP4-31, I DID EVERYTHING YOU TOLD ME! BUT AFTER YOU GOT ALL THE BLUEPRINTS FOR THE M14A, VINCENT HIRED ME TO GET THOSE PARTS TO HIM! I HAD TO OBEY HIM. HE WAS THREATENING ME. I HAD NO CHOICE! if he finds out, he'll kill me!O_O

Persephone: that's what i thought!>:(

Cynthia: we'll spare you this once. but know this. if you ever dare to get the parts of the MP4-25, once we get the blueprints, we'll hunt you down and we'll kill you!>:(

the boss of Roaring Thunder: *runs away in fear*

Sonic: that ought to teach him some manners.>:I

on the Yamaha YZF-R6 R&D site

Yamaha YZF-R6: so, you're Azelfland, huh?:)

Me: the one and only.^_^

Yamaha YZF-R6: and you're still afraid of that knockdown glitch, right?:I

Me: how did you know?:I

Yamaha YZF-R6: the S 1000 RR told me of the incident you had back on her R&D. BUT if we can do it together, it should be no problem. now, let's get it on.^_^

on test 3

Alice: all right. now, stand back, boys. i'll show you how it's done.>:)

TheHedgehogOne: *flirts with Alice* girls in biker outfits are always hot.:3

Alice: *giggles* thank you.:3

after test 3 and a bit of grinding

My Lamborghini Huracan: hey, Azelfland. long time, no see.^_^

Me: good to see you too, Huracan. it's been a while.:)

Lamborghini Huracan: so, how are my brothers and sisters?^_^

Alice: they're good, as always. oh, and the Sesto Elemento sends his regards.^_^

Lamborghini Huracan: thanks.^_^

Alice: now if you'll excuse me, i got an M14A to build.:P

and that's the end of episode 7 of season 6 of "Asphalt stories". man, that took me long enough. also, the GTA San Andreas reference may be short, but it still is cool.

until next time.

-Azelfland.