User blog:ThUnDeR1337/CAR DIALOGUES S2 EP1

Well, here we are. I promised myself a break from writing, but I saw my computer and suddenly had an idea explosion. If my fingers fall off, I don't blame anyone but myself.

CAR DIALOGUES: S2 EP1

At the garage one afternoon...

Me: Ok 959, let's clean you a little. Probably got a bunch of debris on your seats.

959: Sure! That'd be great!

Me: Whoa! This is so lucky! When Kri blasted ThUnDeR1337 to bits, the time machine flew out of it! Let me try something... *presses button*

F L A S H B A C K

Kri: I'm ending this! AAHHHH!!!

Kri turns on Focus Boost and drives at a ramp

Kri: Might as well end this with style!

Kri backflips on the ramp and heads towards ThUnDeR1337

Me: Kri! What are you doing?

Me: Kri! Jump off the bike! He has a self destruct system!

Kri jumps off and the Super Duke crushes ThUnDeR1337's windshield, landing on top of him and fracturing his skull, killing him instantly.

Azelfland: this is crazy! C63, keep taking out these flying etrons!

E N D F L A S H B A C K

Me: Well, let's see here... Oh, there you are!

Kri: Uhm... I thought I died? No, wait, you somehow knew he had a self destruct and saved me... how?

Me: I found ThUnDeR1337's time machine. Instead of getting killed, your Super Duke went sideways and fractured ThUnDeR1337's skull.

Kri: Thanks so much! It's much better being alive than dead, haha. Either way, was that for a specific emergency, or...

Me: Not really. Heck, wonder what else you can do with this time machi- where is it?

Kri: I get it! Instead of it flying towards you, it remained in ThUnDeR1337's Impala. In fact, I saw him holding it before blowing me up before you time traveled, so if the Super Duke hit him, it would have been broken into a million pieces.

Me: Makes sense. Also it's really, really confusing.

Kri: Yep.

959: MY MIND IS BLOWN. Well, not physically because I'm not an animal, but whatever. Is mind different from brain?

P1: I'm not an expert on this "human anatomy" stuff but I think if you're sentient you have a mind, if you're an animal then you have a brain.

959: Oh good. So that does work! yay!

675LT: Guys? There's a problem...we haven't found 570S yet. He must have failed to catch 330 P4, and that means 330 P4 is on the loose and we don't know if 570S is alive or not. Let's go to Venice and try to find him.

Me: Sure. Kri, wanna come?

Kri: I'd love to. First of all, though, let me grab a nice car for this. An European one.

Me: Sure. I'll wait.

Kri pulls up in a convertible 718 Boxster S

Me: Nice Boxster! I'll take my Spano for a spin. The McLarens will follow.

Kri: Good idea. First, I'm going to pull the convertible open, because last time I went to Venice, I was driving an M1 with no AC. And it was literally unbearably sunny.

Me: All right. Let's get going!

Later, Venice

570S: Ouch... Oh no, here comes some other racers. Please don't hit me...

Kri stops next to 570S

Kri: Guys! I found him!

570S: I recognize your voice! You're the one that took 959!

Kri: I was mind controlled by an evil version of Thunder.

570S: Oh and I hope you aren't now?

Kri: I'm not mind controlled anymore, I'm Thunder's friend.

I pull up in the Spano

Spano: 570S! You good?

570S: My hood's warped and it's messing up my engine. Also, my tires are gone. 330 P4 did some flat spin kick move thing on me.

Kri: I've definitely done that to some targets before. It's usually fatal. You're lucky, 570S.

Me: Let's fix you up and then try to find 330 P4.

Later, back at the garage

Me: Good as new!

570S: Thanks!

Kri: Hm, I didn't realize I could do that...

675LT: What?

Kri: When I was trained to be a hitman, I was trained to work with a team. I had a microchip injected so I could communicate with my team members without speaking. I just found out I can use it to locate all of my former team members, wherever they are...but I can see Ferrari 330 P4 from his point of view... Wait! He's talking to someone in his driver's seat... it's... a... panda?

Everyone else: TWEAKRACER!!!

TO BE CONTINUED