User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S3: Audi R8 tyke v.s. BMW M3 Boy

Oh OK, the awaited me vs my reverse counterpart is here. ENJOY!

In the middle of the Pacific Ocean…

The Vivendi jingle: Vincent is holding a bucket! :D

(Vincent empties his bucket of shrimps into the ocean)

Azefland.exe: (Through a phone call) VINCENTTTTTT????????? >:(

Vincent: Yeah? :|

Azefland.exe: WHY IS MY ALTER EGO KEEPS COLLECTING THE POWER OF THE ZODIAC CONSTELLATIONS! GIMME ONE GOOD REASON! BESIDES, THE TWEAKF*CKER DIED! >:(

Vincent: No big deal. We’ll send BMW M3 Boy and get that R8 driver killed, for f*ck’s sake. >:)

Azeland.exe: Remember, don’t fail me. >:|

In the Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca, USA.

My Cayman GT4: SO what are we going to do? :|

Me: Dunno, but let’s try not to hide that fact that I suck at the corkscrew. :P

My R8 DTM Edition: WHAT IS THE BIG THING THAT DIMS THE SUN? O_O

(My Cayman GT4, me and the R8 DTM Edition looked up and saw a Vivendi blimp)

The Vivendi jingle: Vivendi Evil Incorporated! :D

Me: That Vivendi jingle is stupid. ._.

Vincent: (Teleports from the blimp) Yup, and this time, I’m gonna crush you. >:)

Me: What is your stupid plan, Vincent? Also, how did you managed to revert to your original age? :|

Vincent: I guess that the effects will wear off, AND my EVIL plan is to attack FIRE… WITH FIRE. By fire I mean you and by the OTHER fire… that’s also you. >:)

Me: So you wanna hypnotize me or-

Vincent: No, no, no, no, no. I got him! BEHOLD-YOU FROM A REVERSE DIMENSION! >:D

(BMW M3 Boy teleported down to the ground with his BMWs in the reverse dimension)

Me: That’s what you summoned? A BMW DRIVING F*CKTARD WHO IS A RIP OFF OF ME AND HAS A SMALL D*CK AND IS A BLACK MESS? HA! I’m not impressed. >:D

BMW M3 Boy: Let’s see if you can utter the same words after you beat me in my BMW M3 Special Edition. By the way you just suck at driving because, well, AUDI DRIVERS. >:)

M3 Boy’s M5 in the reverse dimension: WE’RE MEAN, WE’RE-(Gets punched by me)OOF! X_X

My Cayman GT4: Save these to the grave, f*cktard. >:(

BMW M3 Boy: AND what happened to your Audi? It’s just like… A DTM CAR RIP OFF! I can even beat you one-handed. >:D

Me: Let’s see if you can utter these words again! >:|

Vincent: SO here are the rules- 8 Laps, BMW M3 Boy versus Audi R8 tyke, and there are no rules. >:)

Heihachi Mishima: (Teleports to the track) So have fun, M3 Boy rip-off! >:)

Anais: (In her racing girl outfit) So anyways, LET’S RACE!

(My R8 DTM Edition and M3 Boy’s M3 SE lined up on the starting line)

Anais: 3! 2! 1! GO! >:D

Me: (Thinking) No rules, huh? That means that I can switch to my AHGT, my Rimac or my W12. Simple! >:) (Talks to the R8 DTM Edition) By the way, let that BMW f*ck see this-QUALIFYING MODE! >:D (Turns on the qualifying mode)

Meanwhile…

BMW M3 Boy: HAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT THIS STUPID AUDI DRIVER WHO LITERALLY FOLLOWED RACING LINES! CORNER CUTTING IS THE WAY, NOOBLET! >:D

The R8 DTM passed the M3 SE from the other dimension

BMW M3 Boy: WAT?!? M3 SE, CHASE AND OVERTAKE THAT AUDI BITCH! CAN’T BELIEVE THAT MY ARCH-NEMESIS AND MY REVERSE EGO HUMILATE ME LIKE THIS! >:(

BMW M3 SE from the reverse dimension: Command_accepted. Engine_power_increased_1080%_in_order_to_exterminate_Audi_ricer. >:|

At Lap 4…

BMW M3 Boy: GOTCHA, BITCH! >:D (Nudges my R8 DTM off the track)

Me: You think I’m scared? >:D

My AHGT: I’m here to replace the R8 DTM for the remaining laps! EAT THIS! CANCER POWER ACTIVATED! >:D (Fuses the Cancer brave in the Battle Spirits franchise)

Vincent: WTF?!? NO FAIR! >:(

Me: Not fair yo ass. You said that there’re NO RULES, PIE FACE! >:D

In Lap 6…

BMW M3 SE from the reverse dimension: High_speed_vehicle_detected. Avoidation_is_suggested. >:|

BMW M3 Boy: WAT? HE’S CATCHING UP? (Gets outrunned by my AHGT without interaction)

My AHGT: Well, I must say that this BMW is a mess. I can’t even see what it looks like. ._.

Me: Whatever, he’ll never get to catch up. Since he’s alone, he can’t knock you down. :P

Final lap and the final straight

My AHGT: LET’S DO THIS! QUALIFYING MODE! D:<

(Me and my AHGT crossed the line)

Me: EAT THIS, BMW DRIVER! >:D

BMW M3 Boy: You may win me, but you’re still an Audi driver! >:( (Pulls out a gun and points it at me)

Me: C’mon, what’s wrong with Audis? Why do you want to kill me just because I drive an Audi? >:|

My R8 DTM Edition: DISCRIMMINATING. AUDIS. IS. A. CRIME! D:<

Suddenly, the R8 DTM Edition splits into my R8 LMS Ultra and my R8 LT

My R8 LT: Wait. Why I am not fused with the LMS? :|

My R8 LMS Ultra: I dunno, but wait-I GOT THE POWER OF THE LEO? THAT’S MY BEST DAY IN MY LIFE! :D

My AHGT, my Rimac, my Cayman GT4 and my W12 is shocked and stunned by this whole thing

Vincent: NOOO!!!!!! M3 BOY! KILL HIM! D:<

My R8 LMS Ultra: OH NO YOU LIL’ SH*T! >:( (Fuses with the Leo brave from the Battle Spirits franchise and blocks the bullet for me)

BMW M3 Boy: WHAT? O_O

My R8 LMS Ultra: IS IT WHAT YOU GOT? I CAN PUNCH YOU THE WHOLE DAY! >:) (Punches Vincent, M3 Boy and Anais and Heihachi Mishima back to the blimp without signs of exhaustation)

BMW M3 Boy: (Tries to shoot my R8 LMS with a gun while in the air)

My R8 LMS Ultra blocked the bullet

BMW M3 Boy and Vincent: (In sync) CURSE YOU! AUDI R8 TYKE!!!!!!!! D:<

My AHGT: Weird Why is the R8 LMS still OK despite 2 shots shot at him? :|

My Concept_One: Well that because in the Battle Spirits franchise, the Leo is kinda immune to some effects. Guns if you’re here. :)

My VW W12: Oh. :|

6 Hours later, in the Vivendi Base in LA…

The Vivendi jingle: Vivendi Evil is carpeted! :D

Vivendi inventor: Sorry boss, my carpet-inator gone wrong and carpeted the base. :(

Vincent: OMG you failed us many times! YOU’RE FIRED! >:(

In Azefland.exe’s throne…

Azefland.exe: FOOLS! IDIOTS! THE POWER OF LEO HAS GONE TO AN GODDAMMIT AUDI! AND IT IS IN MY ALTER EGO’S IDIOTS AGAIN! >:(

Heihachi Mishima: It’s not our fault, sir. That wretched Audi driver is to blame!

Azefland.exe: SHUT YOUR FACE, NOOB! I WANT A PROPER EXPLANATION FOR THAT! >:(

BMW M3 Boy: … ._.

Azefland.exe: (knocks on BMW M3 Boy’s head) JUST AS WHAT I EXPECTED! HOLLOW!

Someone: YOU failed again. Pathetic.

Azefland.exe: WHO IS IT? >:(

Someone: I’m the Arrinera Hussarya GT.exe. AND I’m here to help you, after seeing SO MUCH FAILS. >:(

Vincent: Where did you come from! >:|

AHGT.exe: You don’t remember me? I’m what ThUnDeR1337’s Arrinera Hussarya GT’s remains. >:(

Anais: WHAT? O_O

AHGT.exe: When Azefland got his AHGT, ThUnDeR’s AHGT came and asked to help. Then Azefland burned him to a crisp. I am what it remains. >:(

Vincent: Then where’s ThUnDeR 1337? >:|

AHGT.exe: He? Oh, I fused with him to become a better me. >:)

Vincent: … O_O

AHGT.exe: From now on, I’m going to help you with the plans. Remember, don’t fail me. Besides, I've brought you a few friends from the reverse dimension to help you, but no so fast. >:|

So if you do not know what happened to ThUnDeR 1337's AHGT, reffer to Azefland's episode on he getting his own AHGT. Anyways, enjoy!