User blog:ThUnDeR1337/CAR DIALOGUES S2 EP2

Well, here we go. Continuing on the last cliffhanger, let's start. This one is slightly more silly, but whatever.

IN AREA 51:

Ferrari 330 P4: Well, here we are.

TweakRacer heads into a warehouse

Ferrari 330 P4(to himself): Haha, I think I'll let him deal with Subject X-77 alone. Peace!

Ferrari 330 P4 drives away

Back at the garage:

Me: Hey Kri, I've added a device on the wall that lets your micro chip thingy link onto a screen so we can also see what's going on. Like... this! *presses button* *screen lights up in 330 P4's perspective*

675LT: Cool. Wait, he just LEFT TweakRacer? Is he... WHAT?

Kri: I don't think he's working with anyone... His Ferrari brothers have been destroyed, he has nothing left. He is working by himself.

Me: Well, I'm never getting him in our garage.

570S: More importantly, did he say anything yet? That device doesn't have speakers.

Kri: He said something about "Subject X-77."

My Dart: I get it! X-77 is an alien. Therefore, he isn't human, so TweakRacer(as a panda) trusts him completely. Because he needed to bribe Kri, he though an alien would trust him more and not need bribing. And when Kri was scammed, he was scared she was part of an agency and he would be reported. So he can't ask any more humans. He can't hire anyone with superpowers, because they're all part of our crew. He can't hire another talking animal, because he doesn't know where another one would be. Therefore, his only hope is this alien. And apparently the alien is dangerous, because Ferrari 330 P4 stated to "deal with" X-77. We may have a new enemy.

Me: HOW IN THE HOLY FLIPPIN' HECK DID YOU LEARN ALL THAT?!?

My Dart: Cause hah, sicka than your average-

Me: We get you have hyper intelligence and dope rap skills. But thanks for the info... using one freakin' sentence and insane logical deduction.

Kri: I'm gonna call Azelfland and let's take out these three crooks. *presses button*

Azelfland on Kri's holocaster: yooo what's up?

Kri: We have TweakRacer, a Ferrari, and an evil alien on our hands.

Azelfland on Kri's holocaster: i'll be right over.

Azelfland teleports into the garage

Azelfland: are we ready?

Me: Yep. One car should be enough, but we'll need to bring bikes too, just in case. And we need cars good for stealth missions. I'm thinking a low-down, black sports car.

Azelfland: i think something that could blend into the surroundings. Like a Sesto Elemento.

Kri: I know! Hide in plain sight! Bring Darts!

Me: GREAT IDEA!

Azelfland: i guess desperate times call for desperate measures.

Later, at Area 51:

Security Panda 1: Nothing coming over... all military vehicles have been blocked.

Security Panda 2: I can see a few Darts over there, probably newbies practicing. They can use the non blocked off area.

Security Panda 3: I think they're just some vacationers.

Security Panda 1: I'm just going to warn them a sec. *with megaphone* HELLO, THERE! THIS AREA IS RESTRICTED!

Suddenly, all 3 security lookouts die

Kri: Got'em! Silenced pistol, my friends.

Me: While driving? Triple headshots? You are SKILLED.

Azelfland: dang. neat. Persephone would like one...

Me: Persephone? Who?

Azelfland: never mind.

At the warehouse TweakRacer is in

SUBJECT X-77: I--D-O--N-O-T--W-A-N-T--T-O--H-E-L-P

TweakRacer: Come on! Also you don't need the pauses between letters.

SUBJECT X-77: I DO NOT WANT TO HELP

TweakRacer: The people I'm fighting are evil! I won't hurt you, either! I'm not a human!

SUBJECT X-77: NOT TRUSTING

TweakRacer: Well, this is useless talking to you, huh? You're a giant alien amphibious shark who can speak and you don't accept a panda as a friend?

SUBJECT X-77: PANDA IS FRIEND

TweakRacer: Then help! And trust me! That's the meaning of friends!

SUBJECT X-77: THEN PANDA NOT FRIEND

???: Well, well, well! A talking panda arguing with a giant alien! That's one for the record books!

TweakRacer:*turns around* WHO ARE YOU??!? WHY IS THERE A GUN POINTED AT MY FACE?!?

???: I'm the car dealer. I've provided all the cars for the boss of Gameloft that you stole. Pay up, panda.

TweakRacer: No way is this happening! And I don't have the cars, Azelfland does! Kill him!

Car Dealer: No. He bought them. Through a very obscure, roundabout way.

The 3 Darts roar in

Kri: What are you? Hello, giant alien!

SUBJECT X-77: Call me a Xantoztantostotian.

Kri: Perhaps a shorter name?

SUBJECT X-77: That's just me species. Call me Bob.

Kri: Okay.

Me: Kri! TweakRacer is right over there! And someone is pointing a double barrel at him?

Car Dealer: I'm the car dealer. This guy is stealing my shipments.

Azelfland: just shoot him!

TweakRacer: Not before this rocket goes up in your face! *holds up painted rocket*

Kri:*whispers to me* He just painted it... and his paw are stuck in the paint.

TweakRacer: *lights it* Ha, ha, ha! GET READY TO GET REKT!

TweakRacer: Wait, my paw is stuck! Helppp!

TweakRacer:*flies away, through warehouse door* TEAM TWEAKRACER IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIN!!*ting*

Me:*breaks fourth wall* Azelfland reference acheived!

My KTM: Well, what do we do with Bob? I don't think he likes to be in that aquarium.

Bob: Just break the glass. I'm not swimming, I'm flying.

Me: FLOATING??!? WOT?!?!

Bob: I came from a larger planet, so gravity was stronger. Just perfectly so that on Earth I'm weightless.

Me: Cool! Let's get you out.

Kri grabs giant strut and breaks the enclosure's glass

Me: Kri, do you have some kind of superpower? Geez.

Kri: I have android muscles that replaced my old ones.

Azelfland: you're a cyborg? awesome!

Kri: No, it's really kind of a prosthetic because I lost my left arm once and split my right arm in half.

Azelfland:...

Me: Well, still trying to catch that P4 then?

Car Dealer: That 330 P4 just ran away once. If you find him, just bring him back to me. My house is on a street in Venice.

Me: We'll try. He's escaped us twice so far. Come on guys, let's try to locate him back at the garage.

Bob: I'll help!

TO BE CONCLUDED