User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the return to Asphalt Academy, Legend League for the first time and the Mercedes-Benz AMG GT S build

well, because of my busy school life, i'm having a lot less time to make episodes like this one. on the contrary, however, i got the AMG GT S on my first day of school. which wasn't bad at all. starring it up, however, like with every other car is the hard part. which can definitely suck. also, it's my first time i got to Legend League.

this is episode 5 of season 9 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

My Dodge Challenger SRT8: okay. so, with the extra blueprint we got for the AMG GT S on the C class cup, we should be able to get her now.^_^

Me: cool.^_^

Hanna: problem is, today is the first day of school and that we should get there by 10:00 AM.:I

DS E-Tense: luckily, i know where the parts are. they're in a sub-base in dowtnown San Francisco. Vivendi must've hidden them there.:)

Feuerrm: excellent.^_^

downtown San Francisco, 8:45 AM

Wanda: okay, sis. you know what to do>:)

Persephone: you got it.>:) *blows up the entrance with her rocket launcher*

Me: WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?!>:D

Vivendi goons: OH S**T!O_O

Feuerrm: stand back. i'm warning you.>:I

Vivendi goon: nooooo! i have a wife and family!!;_:

Me (making my Pewdiepie impression): I DON'T CARE!>:( *zaps the Vivendi goon to death*

at the top floor

Vincent: UGH!! MUST YOU ALWAYS INTERVENE EVERY DAMN TIME?!>:(

TheHedgehogOne: like Azelfland said, you give us reasons to intervene.>:I

Feuerrm: trying to detect my friend's garage to send the Asphalt Police after him, aren't you? it ain't gonna happen, pal!>:I

Vincent (with Ultimate by Denzel Curry playing on the background): now tell me. do you bleed?>:I

Feuerrm: that's................ WHAT I ASKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!>:D

the crowd (from the SIKE! that's the wrong number! ideo): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!:D

TheHawtDawg1: dang, Feuerrm dropping the roast!:D

Feuerrm: yeah, i just roasted you. what are you gonna do about that?>:)

Vincent: i know your trigger word, crybaby.>:P

Feuerrm (triggered): WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!>:(

Vincent: yeah, i just triggered you. what are you gonna do about it?>:)

Feuerrm: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET RUN OVER BY MY SHELBY GT350R?!>:(

Vincent: how would YOU like to suck my balls?>:)

Everyone: *gasps*

Feuerrm: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!>:(

Vincent: i-i'm sorry, im sorry. what i wanted to say was................ *pulls out a megaphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, FEUERRM?!>:)

Feuerrm: *gets so angry that he turns into his Purple Hulk form*

Hanna: holy s**t, dude.O_O

Feuerrm: FEUERRM SMASH!!!D:< *bounces Vincent all over the place*

Tails: well, that's the distraction we need. let's get the parts while he gets bounced all over the place.>:I

Shadow Azelfland: i couldn't care less about that maggot.>:I

Vincent: ow.X_X

Feuerrm: puny boss.>:( *turns back to normal*

Master Chief John-117: time to blow this place up. *sets the explosives*

Hanna: okay. let's get out of here.>:I

the narrator from Spongebob: a few moments later.

Vincent (regaining his consciousness): what.............. happened? *realizes the place will blow up* uh-oh! *gets blown away by the exlosion* TEAM VIVENDI IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!X_X *ting*

back at Azelfland's garage

My Mercedes-Benz AMG GT S: you're Azelfland, right?:)

Me: the one and only.^_^

Mercedes-Benz AMG GT S: i'm the Mercedes-Benz AMG GT S. nice to meet you.^_^

Me: you somehow remind me of the AMG Electric Drive and the GT Coupe Final Edition.:I

Mercedes-Benz AMG GT S: but can they do THIS?>:) *raises her rear wing*

Diana: wow.:O

Alice: cool.:O

My Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: that's not even a meaty wang.-.-

Me: just ignore him. it's really cool.^_^

Mercedes-Benz AMG GT S: thanks. so, how exactly do you work here?:)

Hanna: here's how it works. Azelfland is taking on tournaments based on car classes, manufacturer only tournaments, country-based tournaments and basically we're trying to get away from the cops. for the events, the schedule goes like this. Loraine, Wendy, Amy and i take on the events on Mondays. on Tuesdays, Cynthia, Rouge, Flora and Chica are next. on Wednesdays, that's where Wanda, Persephone, Diana and Cream come in. on Thursdays, Alice, Blaze, Emily and Shelby take their turns. fro Fridays to Sundays, we go nuts.:P

Mercedes-Benz AMG GT S: thanks for the info.^_^

Hanna: anytime.;)

at the Asphalt Academy

Me: here we go again. school.-.-

My Aston Martin Vulcan: don't be ridiculous. it's only one year.:P

Me: one year of TORTURE!>:(

Aston Martin Vulcan: your odds of surviving, though, are at 33%, which is better than usual. so you s-

Me: okay, time's up. LET'S DO THIS! *charges towards the entrance* LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSS!!>:D

Aston Martin Vulcan: oh my god, he just ran in. ._.

after school

TraceG11: man, this year is gonna be a torture, isn't it?>_<

Me: yeah. finally someone who understands me.>_<

TraceG11: you know, i just need some breathing room f- hm? what's going on?:I

Thunder: hey, bully. your face is busy.>:)

bully: how?>:I

Thunder: IT'S BUSY GETTING FLATTENED BY ME!>:) *beats the everliving crap out of the bully*

TraceG11: whoa!:O

Me (making my Mortal Kombat announcer impression): FINISH HIM!>:)

Trace G11: whoa!:O

Me: what?>:I

Thunder: *zaps the bully to death*

Me (making my Mortal Kombat announcer impression): Thunder wins. flawless victory. FATALITY!>:)

TraceG11: how do you even do that?:O

Me: it takes a lot of practice.:)

Thunder: hey, Azelfland.^_^

Me: hey, Thunder. that was awesome. anyway, let me introduce you to my new friend. Trace, this is Thunder. Thunder, this is Trace.:)

TraceG11: nice to meet you.^_^

Thunder: nice to meet you too.^_^

the narrator from Spongebob: later.

My VolksWagen XL Sport Concept: awesome! and i'm still better than the Lancer.^_^

Alice: another cool thing i can do for you is that i can now put carbon fiber on you. so, where do you want it?:)

VolksWagen XL Sport Concept: the trunk, the hood AND my wing.^_^

Alice: um.............. sure.:I

two days later

Diana: looks like the event for the Rezvani Beast X is back. should we go for it?>:I

Hanna: we should. it'll be great to have him for the event of the TRION NEMESIS.>:I

Me: and now that i'm at Legend League, i think i should chill till the season ends.:P

Feuerrm: aw, man. i was waiting for the chance to race you.:(

TheHawtDawg1: it's his choice, you know. we might race sometime. but that time is not now.:I

Feuerrm: i guess that makes sense.:I

Me: well, it's fine. we might race some other time.:)

Feuerrm: looking forward to it.^_^

Me: so do i.^_^

Flora: hey, ThunderWolf. um, Chica and i are gonna go shopping. we'll be back in a few.^_^

ThunderWolf: have a good time.:)

Flora: we will.:3

and that ends episode 5 of season 9 of "Asphalt stories". the road for the Rezvani Beast X continues for the next 3 days.

until next time.

-Azelfland.