User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Aston Martin One-77 recruitment

after two years of waiting for this event to be revived, i finally got the One-77. SWEET REVENGE, BABY! and without spending any tokens AT ALL! no refills, no skipping, no retrying the same challenge, no rerolling, nothing! i just redeemed myself for the incident in the X2 championship. and with the SLK Special Edition build and this car, this is a double win and it's going to be a triple win for me, if i can get the GT1 without spending tokens and/or if i get many V8s and spend less than i earned.

this is episode 10 of season 8 of "Ashpalt stories". here goes:

after getting 59.665 points

Me: we're almost there. there's no turning back now.>:I

My Aston Martin One-77: UGH!X_X

Hanna: huh?O_O

Diana: what's going on?!O_O

My Aston Martin V12 Zagato: sis, is that you?!O_O

Aston Martin One-77: yes. listen. the helmet on my head is emitting a signal that allows Vivendi to blackmail Gameloft and all of AsphaltLand.X_X

My Peugeot Onyx: we're listening.>:I

Aston Martin One-77: the Bailey will have the same fate with me. you must get the remaining 335 points to get that thing off me. once you do that, it will break and weaken the signal.X_X

Aston Martin V12 Zagato: we're getting there. hang on.>:I

Aston Martin One-77: hurry, before the signal reaches all of AshaltL-

TweakRacer: SILENCE!!>:( *presses the button on the controller to force the One-77 to obey him*

Aston Martin One-77: *growls*

Wanda: YOU FIEND!!>:(

after getting over 60.000 points

Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! i did it, i did it! WITH THE SKILLS! AND THE TRIUMPH! AND THE STRATEGY!! SWEET REVENGE, BABY!!! AND WITHOUT SPENDING TOKENS!! MMMMMMMMMM!! SO WORTH IT!!!! TAKE THAT, VIVENDI!! YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!>:D *does the Crash Bandicoot victory dance*

all the villains in the VVS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!D:

McLaren P1 boy: that's what you get for messing with my friend's token stash!!>:D

Nick: you did great, honey.:3

Rouge: thank you. you too.:3 *they both make out*

Me: great work, guys.^_^

the helmet breaks

Aston Martin One-77: *comes to her senses* ugh..... i..... I'M FREE AT LAST!!:D

My Aston Martin DB9 Coupe: sis!! you're back!:D

Aston Martin One-77: DB9?! ZAGATO?! VANTAGE?! oh, i'm so glad to see you guys.^_^

Me: it's been 2 years, hasn't it?:)

Aston Martin One-77: it sure has, Azelfland. thanks for your help. had it not been for you, my brothers and my sister and your friends, i would've still been under the control of that TweakF@#$er.^_^

TweakRacer: i thought we had you this time!D:

My Aston Martin V12 Vantage: did you really think we would come unprepared AND that our sister's upgrades would slow us down? HA! i don't think so!>:)

Bowser: and we would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and those annoying Super Loser Bros.!>:(

Adam: says the Koopa King who gets beaten by those "annoying Super Loser Bros."!:P

the crowd (from the SIKE! that's the wrong number! video): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!:D

TweakRacer: you know what? i don't need the One-77 to kick your asses anyway. i'll deal with you myself!>:(

Wanda: FINE!!! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M GLAD MY BOYFRIEND KILLED YOU AND THAT I DUMPED YOU WHEN YOU BETRAYED US ALL!! BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU EVER AGAIN!!>:(

TweakRacer: you asked for it!>:(

Everyone: *gangs up on TweakRacer and beats the everliving crap out of him*

Silver Azelfland: *activates the Devil Gene and uses the dark powers on TweakRacer* I SHALL SHOW YOU FEAR!!!! OUT OF MY WAY!!!!>:( *fires a laser at TweakRacer*

the annoucner from Street Fighter IV: K.O.!

TweakRacer: ow.................X_X *falls unconscious*

Silver Azelfland: *turns back to normal* how'd you like that, mister "worthless panda"?!>:)

Vincent: whatever. BUT HOW DID YOU WIN WITHOUT SPENDING TOKENS?!>:(

Me: past EDD experience, high tunes, skill and teamwork all at once, bitch.>:)

Diana: and a 100% chance of ownage against TraitorRacer.>:)

Blaze: agreed. and something tells me he won't be attacking us anymore after the beating he took.:I

TweakRacer: *regains his consciousness for a bit* that something is me...................... i am telling you that. i am 100% done with this nonsense. dear god................ everything hurts................X_X *falls unconscious again*

Roger: nice!^_^

Lily: now give us Sarah back!>:(

Dr. Eggman: all right! you can have your little friend back!>:(

Naomi: finally!>:(

Mike458: SIKE!>:D

Anais: you thought we would give you your friend like that?>:)

Me: YOU PROMISE-BREAKING ASSHOLES!!>:(

Rouge: WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM US THIS TIME?!>:(

Anais: i challenge one of you girls in a boxing match. but this time, your friend won't help you.>:) *presses the button ont he controller and makes a cage fall on Azelfland*

Mike458: if you decline, your friends will be toast. literally.>:)

Rouge: i accept your challenge.>:I

Nick: you can't do this, babe! she'll crush you!O_O

Rouge: i have to. otherwise, Sarah and Azelfland are dead.>:I

Nick: if you beat her, we'll go on a date together. but not in Dubai, considering that it's the city where couples are not allowed.:P

Rouge: sounds good.:)

Anais: they'll clean up your blood after this fight.>:)

Rouge: we'll see about that!>:(

Anais: you won't even last till round 12.>:)

the match gets intense. after round 11

Nick: are you okay?!O_O

Rouge: do i look okay to you?! my eyes and belly are bruised, my mouthguard is gone and my forehead's left side and my nose are bleeding.X_X

the scene changes to Azelfland and Sarah in one cage

Sarah: i'm really sorry i got you into this.:(

Me: it's okay. it's not your fault. we'll get out of here. i promise.:)

Adam: hey, guys.:)

Sarah: Chica?! Adam?!O_O

Me: Kazuya?!O_O

Chica: we'll get you out. no worries.:)

Sarah: the cage is hackproof, fireproof, laserproof, psychicproof and lightningproof. there's no way out.:(

Kazuya Mishima: stand back. i got this.>:I *breaks the cage with Mishima Style Karate*

Sarah: wow. it's got those features, but it's not Mishimaproof.^_^

a few seconds later

Wanda: what do we do?!O_O

Persephone: we gotta act fast!O_O

Silver Azelfland: what's happening?!O_O *zaps Rouge*

the jolt of electricity heals Rouge's wounds instanlty

Persephone: whoa!:O

Loraine: Silver, you did it!:D

Silver Azelfland: wow. just 0.1 Amperes of electricity are enough to heal one's wounds. cool.:O

Silver Azelfland learned Healing Shock!

Rouge: now i'm ready to go all out. thanks, bud.^_^

Silver Azelfland: anytime.:)

Mike458: SON OF A BITCH!! I THOUGHT LOCKING AZELFLAND WAS ENOUGH!>:(

Me: think again, sucker!>:)

Vincent: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU............?!O_O

Adam: let's just say our new ally took down the cage.>:)

Anais: no matter. i'll still beat your friend. even with my wounds.>:(

Diana: we'll cheer for you, Rouge. you got this.>:I *the bell rings*

Vincent: i can't watch!D: *covers his eyes, as Anais is getting beaten*

Rouge: and THAT'S for when your little friend punched me!>:( *knocks out Anais with a right uppercut*

the announcer from Street Fighter IV: K.O.!

Nick: that's my girl!^_^

Vincent: NOOOO!D:

Mike458: *checks on Anais* she's okay. she's just unconscious.:I

Flora: time to deal with you meanies!>:(

Kazuya Mishima: YOU!>:(

Heihachi Mishima: YOU!>:(

Kazuya Mishima: ME!>:(

Alice: him.:P

Vincent: we'll deal with you fools in the Bailey EDD. AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEND EVERY. SINGLE. TOKEN!>:(

all the villains in the VVS: *run away and carry Anais*

Hanna: they're getting away!>:I

Loraine: let them go. we got what we came for.>:I

the next day, in Dubai

Shadow Azelfland: good to see you guys again.:)

Emily: getting bored without us being around?:P

Shelby: yep. it's boring without the edgelords arguing on who's the better edgelord.:P

Shadow: let's just say that we don't argue that much.:I

Shadow Azelfland: well, we decided to put our differences aside and become two edgelords that work together for the greater good.:P

Shadow: hm. for once, we agree on something.:)

My Toyota Supra: OH, THAT'S A MEATY WANG!:D

My Mercedes-Benz SLK 55 AMG Special Edition: excuse me?:I

My Sbarro Sparta: please excuse the Supra. he's a big fan of BlackPanthaa.^_^

Mercedes-Benz SLK 55 AMG Special Edition: and what does he mean by "meaty wang"?:I

Toyota Supra: it means "big aerodynamic wing".:)

Mercedes-Benz SLK 55 AMG Special Edition: oh.XD

after the Grand Finale

Sbarro GT1: only two more Grand Finales to go.:)

Feuerrm: well, we killed it.^_^

My Porsche 718 Boxster S: well, Tokyo is next.:)

meanwhile, in the sixth Vivendi base in Colorado

Azelfland.exe: *slams his hand on the table 7 times* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!! YOU IDIOTS!!! THE ONE-77 WAS TAKEN!!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBBLE?!>:(

AHGT.exe: and as if that wasn't enough, Vincent's wife got owned!>:(

Vincent: well, th-

Azelfland.exe: QUIET!! AND YOU FOOLS LOST AND COULDN'T MESS WITH HIS TOKEN STASH?! NINCOMPOOPS!!!>:(

Anais: *wakes up* ugh. i feel like i got hit by a bus.X_X

Azelfland.exe: at least your wife is alive.>:I

Heihachi Mishima: another thing. my son, Kazuya, is now allies with them.>:I

AHGT.exe: interesting.>:I

Azelfland.exe: that whole thing really hurt...... but hey! at least the blackmailing signal is not dead!^_^

Bowser: well, not dead, but officially weakened.':I

Azelfland.exe: well, crap. it's gonna be harder to blackmail AsphaltLand AND Gameloft now. but no matter. Azelfland still hasn't gotten the Bailey. and he'll get slowed down by the upgrades AND the Elite tuning this time.>:)

Mike458: i've also made sure the third qualifier of the Swiss Alps is ABSOLUTELY rigged.>:)

Vincent: TweakRacer may have abandoned us, but they'll still suffer, no matter what.>:)

all the villains in the VVS: AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!>:D

and that ends episode 10 of season 8 of "Asphalt stories" more of it coming after the GT1 championship.

until next time.

-Azelfland.