User blog:TransportFan2014/AsphaltLand reentry Phase 2 and Corvette GS EDD part 1

Whew! Got my account yesterday and the EDD is still on! So imma write a story about the EDD based on the 1997 flim Air Force One.

Area 51, by 9PM

Me: Glad to be back to AsphaltLand once again!! Now I just have to put this A350 at Area 51 and head to my Rio garage with a car that I can find.

A350 Ground Proximity Warning System (GPWS): 100 (feet above sea level), 50, 40, 30, 20, RETARD (throttles), RETARD, RETARD, 10

(A350 touches runway, with my Lancer watching my plane land)

(Lancer approaches me after I switch off the plane engines and disembark)

My Lancer: Hey TF2014, long time no see! It has been 4 months!

Me: Great to see you again! How are all my other cars after the TwatEndi boss destroyed my old Barcelona garage?

My Lancer: Only 34 of us (me included) managed to escape without being caught but all of us had our upgrades stripped ;-;

Me: Stupid fuckers!! Anyway tell the surviving cars to head to Rio. I know of a place where we can lay low. Imma send the coordinates to Azelfland and his crew.

My Lancer: So you know Azelfland very well? Nice! :D

Me: I started to know him through news about how he and his team are crushing Vivendi all this while. And you?

My Lancer: You may not know it, but the 34 of us were taken care by Azelfland when we seeked for shelter. His operations center is also mega-wow.

Me: Good to hear that. Let's head to Rio now.

(After a 3 hour drive)

Me: This is the place right here. Somehow I have the password given by my team leader, and the access card is given by the Gameloft boss. I will leave the door open till the other 33 cars enter the garage.

(Door opens)

Me: This place is much smaller than my Barcelona garage, but still good enough! Though not as good as my house in Liberty City :P

(Remembers the 'Wear Flowers In Your Hair' transcript)

CJ: Mother****er! That mute asshole! (After seeing the Doherty garage condition)

My Lancer: At least this Rio garage is not poorly maintained unlike that Doherty Garage 😅

Me: Whatever, I see the 33 cars. And I see Azelfland, Hanna and TweakRacer passing by.

(In the distance,)

TweakRacer: Oh well, it seems like someone sabotaged both our Hussaryas :|

Hussarya GT: What should we do n...

Azelfland: I see TF2014 and his surviving 34 cars moving in the new garage. We'll get in and get the 2 of you repaired, then.

After 32 of my cars move in the garage,

My Vulcan: Looks like Azelfland and 2 of his allies are having trouble with their Hussaryas :|

My Lancer: Well let's lend em a hand then.

My Vulcan to Azelfland's Hussarya GT: Seems like you need some hind of repair. TF2014's new garage is just nearby, we'll get y'all in there until we can fix you 2

Both Hussaryas: Thanks Vulcan...

My Vulcan: No big deal, but I can only move one of you. Lancer, you help Hussarya GT's younger sibling.

My Lancer: I'm in.

Me: somehow all of you have spoilers, mind being towed?

Hussarya: Anything....

(Attaches a cable to Vulcan and Hussarya GT spoilers, as well as to Lancer and Hussarya spoilers after extending the Hussarya's rear wing)

My Lancer: We can talk later when we enter the garage and get you 2 fixed.

Azelfland: That's kind of you all. And TF2014, don't say that you have never seen any talking cars :P

Me: Fair enough.

Hanna: So TF2014 has his own safehouse?

Me: Yep. Only downside of this house is I have to hear people racing here and there every 5 seconds, so I have to install mufflers here :|

My Vulcan: Well, I have checked the engines of both your Hussaryas, and it seems like some wires are messed, and... WHAT IS THIS??? (sees some strange material in the engines)

TweakRacer: Hmmm.... a fragment with a McLaren logo.... Did McLaren P1 Boy create some kind of destructive material?

Azelfland: That does not matter at all because all females of my team are pinpoint crackshots, I don't think they can be messed with that easily....

(GL boss hologram appears)

GL boss: TF2014, welcome back to AsphaltLand, hope you find your new home acceptable.

Me: Everything is fine here, all I need to do is to recover all my cars that have been subdued by the Vivendi boss.

GL boss: I am afraid that you will not be able to recover the zaZen, 9FF, RUFs and Supra. The Vivendi boss has destroyed them and we do not have any backup materials to regenerate them.....

My TRION: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... ;-;

TweakRacer: I should never have worked with that bastard >:(

Azelfland: Vivendi at it again >:( Sadly we cannot kill him....

Me: But all I can do is to destroy his base if I find it, since I know how to fly many types of aircraft. (Shows pilot's certificate and license) I will destroy it from air.

Azelfland: We will help you recover the lost cars then.

GL boss: But I can tell you that you can retrieve the Grand Sport. Its EDD is currently running now, hurry and participate before it is gone. Good luck.

Me: SWEET!! Lancer, Miura and Survolt, grab all the credits you can find.

Azelfland: Shall we help?

Me: I have to do this alone. Go and deal with your Championship while it is still running.

TweakRacer: Well good luck then. But we will offer assistance if we have leftover time waiting for the next tour to be opened :)

Me: That's nice.

My Vulcan: Done. I fixed both you two. Go send Azelfland and his teammates to the Civic Championship.

TweakRacer: I will ask two of my Panda Bots to look after you. The Vivendi boss is not a pushover.

Me: If you insist, whatever. Thanks for the assistance.

Both Hussaryas: Thanks, and good luck getting that Corvette!

Panda Bot 1: My master told us to look after you.

My Lancer: We have piled up some addon credits to the existing ones.

Me: Good. RX8, Vulcan and Lancer, I need you three to come along. You two Panda Bots: get in my RX8 or Vulcan. We got a job to do.

My RX8: So where are we going?

Me: To Area 51. I have a good idea to retrieve that Vette once I banked enough EP.

(Back at Area 51)

My Vulcan: Which plane will you use?

Me: I need a big-sized cargo plane. My A350 is not built to carry you all :|

My Lancer: Too bad they do not have any A350 Frieghters....

Me: Ok, that plane is what imma use.

(Points towards a decomissioned Lockheed C141 Starlifter)

My Vulcan: A DECOMISSIONED PLANE? ARE YOU NUTS??

Me: I know that this decomissioned C141 is gonna fly still. It still has a few years left to be used before this thing has to be put in a museum....

Panda Bot 1: ....or maybe a boneyard. There are enough C141s in museums.

Me: Whatever, Imma check if that plane is still flight-worthy.

(After 20 minutes)

Me: Good. This thing is still usable.

(Cargo door opens)

Me: Get on board. We have a few cars to recover.

(All entered the plane, cargo door closes and plane taxies to the runway)

Me: Gonna need to strap you three tightly to the floor, otherwise you all will be moved when we take off, and some control surfaces will be damaged.

My RX8: Nothing unusual. Go ahead.

(Pins the tires of all 3 cars to the floor before taking off)

Me: Ok, I know where my GS is located at.

(Lands plane)

Me: So the Vette is at the Vesuvius base? Interesting....

Panda Bot 2: That is why TweakRacer wanted us to assist you. So that you can navigate around the main Vivendi base with zero trouble. When he was Azelfland's enemy he worked with Vivendi. When he became Azelfland's ally he shared the layout of the Vivendi base to make it easier for us to stop Vivendi when possible. He knew that the Vette is located somewhere in the base.

Me: Interesting.... and luckily the plane is not anywhere near the base.

Panda Bot 1: the cargo bay has enough room for 6 cars so we can fit in the C7, the CGS and the Golf together with the 3 cars we brought.

Panda Bot 2: According to TweakRacer, the Vette GS is heavily sabotaged just like the 2 Hussaryas just now. So the Vette needs to be taken out by a carrier. But the C7 and Golf can easily return to the Rio garage.

Me: All set. Lancer and Vulcan, you two guard the plane. RX8, send us in.

My RX8: Roger that.

(At Vivendi base)

Vivendi boss: Now look who it is. That pussycat who crashed my deal and two black and white garbage bots who betrayed me >:) Prepare to face your doom!

Panda Bot 2: Just shaddup and let us take the Vette!

Vivendi boss: Ok, I will give the car....

McLaren P1 Boy: .... if you can bring 60K EP in 7 days.

Vivendi boss: Exactly.

Me: If we keep talking we ain't gonna retrieve the Vette!! Let's go!

Panda Bots: Stick together and we shall kick ass!!

Me: There are 9 cars in there, I handle the C7, Camaro SS and Vette GS. Panda Bot 1, you take the Impala, Golf and that NASCAR thing. Panda Bot 2, you take the 9FF, MC12 and C3. Also, don't upgrade the 9FF! There is no way we can get the 9FF out of there!

Both Panda Bots: Ons!

(Level 3, 1st attempt)

Panda Bot 1: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPRING TRAPS?? ARGH I CANNOT CONTROL THIS CAR!! >:|

Vivendi boss: I have rigged this place so that you have no chance to clear this level >:D

(Panda Bot 1 fails to meet the target time)

Vivendi boss: So long suckers! :P

Me: I don't think so! Take my tokens!

Vivendi boss: Oh, you need to pay up if you want to continue!

Me: Whatever you say you money-minded f***!

(Banked 33K EP)

Me: So what is the plan now?

Panda Bot 1: How about we just risk until the 5th level?

Me: Splendid idea!

Panda Bot 2: Azelfland has cleared another Championship tour. I can get him and his crew to help while they wait for the next tour!

Me: It is not good to overstress them.... but considering that the Vivendi boss is a brutal wild boar f***er, I have no choice but to get his team here....

Panda Bot 2: I will get some of his crew here.....

(To be continued)