User blog:TransportFan2014/Connection Trouble

As the title says, I am having a super shitty connection for 2 days😑😑 But I will make an episode about it. Here I also will show some of my weaknesses, for balancing purposes :P

(When driving home from Azelfland's garage in my black Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport, after aiding Azelfland in Emily's rescue....)

My Vette GS: So, how is the rescue operation?

Me: Going smooth as usual. The Vivendi cunts did not stand a friggin chance :P Though I got zapped by McLaren P1 Boy -_-

My Vette GS: Ouch!! Are you ok?

Me: Ofc I am.

My Vette GS: I see so many females in his garage! Why you ain't selecting any as a date?

Me: (facepalms) Getting girlfriends is never my priority.....

My Vette GS: Oh sorry, I remember now. I think the boss of Vivendi messed with my memory so I forgot a lot of stuff....

Me: Oh -_- Vivendi the twat😠 Whatever, let's head to the 3rd lab of the Huayra BC development site. Wait. WHY THE F**K IS MY GPS NOT WORKING???!!!!!

My Vette GS: I don't know. I think we better turn back to Azelfland's garage and see what is wrong😑😑

Me: I bet it is P1 Boy, Craig and the Vivendi boss and their cunts messing with our signals -_- We head to the Huayra BC site first,then we go back to Azelfland's garage.

My Vette GS: You are on. But we will have trouble navigating about.... (sees so many Trash AF10s)

Arash AF10 1: Looks like it is TwatF***er2014 and his Vette GS. We got the signals scrambled right??

Arash AF10 2: We will f**k him up like how he f**ked up the Vivendi boss and rescuing our hostage >:]

Me: I KNEW THE TWATENDI BOSS IS UP TO NO GOOD!!!!!

My Vette GS: Whatever, let's runnnnn!!!!!!!! >:(

Me: Dammit!! I need to get to the BC site quick!!!

(Vette GS reaches a dead end)

Me: F**K THIS CRAP!!!! >:( WE ARE F**KED!!!!!

Arash AF10 1: You are surrounded!!! Surrender now!!!!

(Meanwhile at the BC site)

My Vulcan: BC, I know that we are facing a conflict regarding who should take the V12s. I say that YOU take the V12s since you have limited time to stay.

Huayra BC: Nope!! Take my V12s and help TF2014 raise his garage to perfection!!

My Vulcan: Listen!!! We need you very much!!!

(After some discussions)

Huayra BC: Ok thanks. I will help you out once I gain access to TF2014's garage. But where is TF2014??

My Vulcan: Do you notice that the signals around AsphaltLand are totally scrambled??

Huayra BC: I know. So what is the catch?

My Vulcan: IDK.... but it is not a good sign :/

(ShadowAzelfland arrives in a Hayabusa)

ShadowAzelfland: Huayra BC, I need to take over your controls and help you in your R&D.

Huayra BC: But why? I know you are kind to help me but what is going on? Where is TF2014?

ShadowAzelfland: TF2014 is in BIG TROUBLE!!! Being chased by Vivendi's Trash AF10s and under a scrambled connection, he ain't getting anywhere!!

Huayra BC: OH NO ;-;

ShadowAzelfland: I will bring you to perfection while my team members save TF2014!! (Starts engine)

(Back at the dead end in Venice)

Me: This is it!! We are gonna say goodbye to this world!!!

My Vette GS: I am afraid of it....

Me: Worst yet, I have no ammo left!!!

(From the air)

Hanna: Hang on TF2014!!!

Me: Well, I take back my words. We go help.

My Vette GS: But h-

(Hanna lifts my Vette GS into the air and flies away)

Me: Thanks, Hanna. I wonder how many Trash AF10s does this twat have -_-

Hanna: Let's get outta here. Hide in Azelfland's garage for the time being until we can eliminate what's scrambling the internet all over AsphaltLand.

Me: Yep,I wonder what is going on. After we saved Emily, this connection error plague started. I wonder how we can troubleshoot it.....

Hanna: We will figure it out sooner.

(Floes to Azelfland's garage)

My Vette GS: Thank you so much. I thought I am gonna become scrap metal....

Hanna: You're welcome. Come in the garage until we can troubleshoot the connection.

Cynthia: Isn't that TF2014's Vette? Why did he return here? I thought he will go back to Rio?

Hanna: In case you didn't know, after we escaped from Grand Canyon after rescuing Emily, the entire connection all over AsphaltLand is down. TF2014 and his Vette ran into a Vivendi ambush. Luckily I found his Vette before he gets slaughtered by those Trash AF10s....

Azelfland: The Trash As F**k 10s? Well I am sure it was not the Trash that I drove.....

Hanna: It certainly isn't.

Me: Well, screw TwatEndi. Also, if the situation gets dangerous, I have a hideout in Liberty City where we can lay low and hide from the Vivendi boss. I happen to have an A380 that we can use to escape if things get dangerous.

TweakRacer: Man, the Vivendi boss is getting dangerous. We probably have to hide at LC if thing get dangerous.

(The Huayra BC and my Vulcan enter the garage)

My Vulcan: MAN!!! THE CONNECTION SUCKS SO BAD!!! >:(

Huayra BC: TF2014, you ok? I heard that you had trouble with the Vivendi goons....

Me: I would be dead if Hanna did not spot my Vette at the nick of time.

Huayra BC: Just great. So since the Vulcan has to fight for V12s with me, what you gonna do?

Me: I will spend V12s on you first to clear the last AI. Then I will put V12s on my Vulcan to match Feuerrm's tuning before max proing you. I need you as my new farming car since the Veneno is rigged to blow -.-

Huayra BC: Excellent idea!! I thought you never wanted me since you have a Vulcan....

Me: I want to piss off the Vivendi boss so I am taking you.

Azelfland: Speaking of which the Vivendi boss is now hardcore -.-

TweakRacer: Yep. First he made me go against Azelfland and his crew. Then he made a shadow version of Azelfland to exterminate hime, but failed :P. Then, he teamed up with P1 Boy. He also kidnapped Azelfland, Hanna, Diana, Cynthia and ShadowAzelfland while the Civic Championship and Vette EDD are on -.-, though his men f**ked up by putting the hostages on TF2014's Lockheed C141 Starlifter which ends up blowing up his Vesuvius base. And don't forget he made me torch TF2014's old garage.

Cynthia: And he did the same to Emily too.

Hanna: And after we rescued Emily, the Vivendi boss decided to scramble the connection -.- Oh TF2014, speaking of scrambled connection, how can you find your A380 with the connection errors?

Me: Ah, yes. (facepalms)

Azelfland's Shelby Cobra: Annnddddd heee hassss cagggeeeddd uuusssss ttttooooo ttttrrrrraaaappppppp mmultipleee carsss -.-

Me: WHAT IS THAT THING DOING HERE??? GIMME THE LAST 3 SLK SE BPS!!!! SNAKE ALERT!!!

Hanna: TF2014!! Calm down!!! (Slaps me twice) I know how Cobras have abused you when you stepped in AsphaltLand, but not all Cobras are bad!! You cannot boycott one whole type of vehocle just because of a few bad apples of that type!!! >:(

Me: Oh ok.... guess you knew what happened. I should never be here... (steps out of the garage)

Hanna: TF2014, what are you doing??? Just because you make mistakes, does not mean you have to isolate yourself!!!

Me: Too many bad things I did in the past, I don't deserve to be here..... (tries to leave but door closes) OPEN UP!!!

(Everyone managed to calm me down after a two hour talk)

Azelfland's Shelby Cobra: I knoowww hhowww yoouu were abussed... I know. I know. Calm downsss....

Me: Ok.... (feels unstable)

My Vette GS: Calm down, master. I know. But don't let these little things belittle you.

Hanna: Just stay strong. You ain't the only one being badly treated. And we all have been wrong before.

Me: Sorry cobra.

Cobra: Thatttssss ookkkayyysss. I knoww what happendeddd. And I know that myyyy cloonesssss were sent to huunnttt yyoouuu down. Don't worry I won't hurrtt uuu at all..... Entiende (ok)?

Me: Sure. Is there any private room? I just don't feel ok when I think about my bad past. And bear in mind that I am not trying to propose to anyone. But I need some female beside me when I am down....

Alice: Follow me. And don't worry about being accused for no reason. Need comfort? I am there.

Me: Thanks Alice.....

(Follows Alice to a private room for a counseling session, after 3 hours)

Me: Thanks, I understand. But can I request one thing? Just don't feel awkward, though I ain't gonna harm you. Just, this question might be weird.

Alice: What's it?

Me: Can I hold you? Cuz when things go wrong I feel like collapsing....

Alice: Ummm.... I would say ok, but at your own risk. I know, I know how you feel right now.

(My Embraer Legacy 600 lands beside the private room)

Legacy 600: Master, are you ok?

Me: Not this time.

Alice: Just hold me if you feel like doing so. I know how you are feeling now....

Legacy 600: Ummm... what's that? I thought you ain't getting a date? Then what are you doing?

Alice: Well he is not ok right now. I think he feels like doing so when stressed....

Legacy 600: Fine. Fine.

(Alice and I leave the private room and enter the Legacy 600 and hold each other)

Alice: Feeling better now?

Me: I just don't know.... I feel.... empty.

Alice: Don't worry about things getting awkward. I know your principles, but sometimes you needa do something to calm down. At least doing this is not as bad as taking stuff like narcotics....

Legacy 600: Should we take off?

Alice: Nope. The entire signal is down. How did you find your way here?

Legacy 600: The Vivendi boss intended to use me for his nonsense. But I managed to get away. I landed here cuz I ran out of fuel- and happened to find you. TF2014, just listen to em. I know why you reacted like that.....

Alice: Then how you are gonna take off without fuel? :P

(Her joke makes my Legacy 600 and I laugh)

Me: Feeling better now. Thanks. (Lets her hand go)

Alice: Glad I helped :D

(My Vulcan, Azelfland's Cobra, Hanna, Azelfland, Emily, Feuerrm and my Vette GS approaches the Legacy 600)

Hanna: Feeling ok now?

Me: Yep. Thanks to Alice.

Hanna: And how did this plane end up here? Our Christmas present?

(I explained how the Legacy 600 got here)

Azelfland: TF2014, we all understand why you overreacted. Our Cobra ain't gonna harm u, I can assure that.

Azelfland's Cobra: That isss trueeee. Andddd I willl heelllpppp you get thossse SSS-ALLL-KKAY BPssss. I promiseeee I willl nottt do anythiiing to uuu.

Me: I know. I know. It was my fault.

Azelfland: And did I hear that you were holding Alice's hand? Thought you were saying you will not get any girlfriends? :P

Hanna: I think I heard that. But just let it slide. If he feels unstable and needs to do it, just let it slide, since he feels like he needa do it to calm down.

Azelfland: Whatever in this case. Is he ok now?

Alice: Yep he is.

Azelfland: And hmm.... looks like that plane will help us to get rid of Vivendi.

Legacy 600: Maybe.... but I am not alone. Like the cars, I have an army with me >:)

Me (after calming down): Yep. Here is my WHOLE fleet. I hope the Vivendi boss does not know that I have an entire fleet.

Azelfland: I know you have backup. But you cannot do anything without fuel :P

Legacy 600: HEYYY!!!! >:(

Azelfland: JK. Whay planes you have, aside from the Legacy 600?

Me: Here. (Shows list)

Azelfland: Hmm. Aside from that Legacy 600, there is..... OMGWTF YOU HAVE A WHOLE COLLECTION OF PLANES??? GREAT!!!

Me: When the Vivendi boss flushed me out of that Barcelona garage I went to find and collect multiple planes....

Azelfland: Well, nice. Let that arguement slide away. We got a scrambled connection to solve.

(At Grand Canyon)

McLaren P1 Boy: Well I know tons of weaknesses that TF2014 has. We will leave the internet scrambled until Azelfland and his bitches are taken care of >:)

Vivendi boss: Nice. Now that we have the signal scrambled, we will flush Azelfland and his crew out of his garage.

(Back at Azelfland's garage)

Me: Screw it. I will refuel this Legacy 600. Maybe this thing WILL be needed.

(The end)