User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the SIN R1 build shenanigans

okay, so after another multiplayer cup ended, the SIN R1 is finally mine. while i could've gotten it earlier, it was actually worth my time, considering that i got another awesome car in my collection. although people would want me to multiplayer tune it, you know me. i prefer MAX PROing it than giving it the multiplayer tuning treatment.

this is episode 10 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Me: okay, let's check the mail. *checks the mail* WOOHOO!!! WE'RE FINALLY GETTING THE SIN R1, BABY!! WOOHOO!!!:D

My Mercedes-Benz Silver Lightning: i can that your happiness levels are off the charts. did something happen?:)

Me: i got the remaining 8 blueprints for the SIN R1. and we have 4 blueprints to spare, so we can fuse them.^_^

Alice: nice. i'll get to it. but the problem is, it's written in some sort of alien language. is there anyone that can translate this giberrish?:I

My Vanda Electrics Dendrobium: luckily, my sweetheart and i can translate those for you.:)

Mercedes-Benz Silver Lightning: the Dendrobium's right. the two of us can easily translate these blueprints without breaking a sweat. in human anatomy, this means "with little to no effort".:)

Anthony Jose: there's also a map of Area 51 alongside them.:I

Hanna: who might've sent them is the question.:I *Azelfland's phone rings*

Me: *picks up the phone* hello?:I

Natalia Nova (on the phone): well, if it isn't the Nobody who's trying to save the world.:P

Me: UGH! YOU AGAIN?! listen, i don't have time for your trash talk. what do you want this time?!>:(

Natalia Nova (on the phone): i'm basically the one who sent you the map, that's what.>:I

Me: okay, then. now listen, Nova. Shadow Azelfland beat you and so did i. if there's anyone who's the Nobody here, that's you, Nova. 'cause you're nothing but a thot that likes to trash talk!>:(

the crowd (from the SIKE! that's the wrong number! video): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!:D

Natalia Nova (on the phone): whatever. consider yourself lucky, because this is the only time i'll help you and your stupid friends. the next time i see you or the other cockroaches you hang out with, i'll crush you!>:I

Me: tch. i'll still beat you no prob.>:) *hangs up*

Shelby: so, the thot that tried to crush you sent us the map, huh?:I

Me: yep. and it's the only time she'll help us.:I

Hanna: doesn't matter. what matters is getting those parts. Wendy and Amy, you'll go investigate.>:I

Amy: why her?!>:(

Hanna: if you guys work together more as friends than rivals, the chances of getting the parts will get higher. and you need to get along better, you know.:P

Mercedes-Benz Silver Lightning: she's not wrong.:P

Wendy: ugh. fine. we'll go together.-_-

Area 51, Nevada, USA

Wendy: okay. now, let's search for those parts.>:I

Amy: but they'll spot us easily if we go together.:I

Wendy: i don't understand why we can't go together.:I

Amy: because........ they'll spot us easily. searching for the parts together is like... putting a target on our back.:I

Wendy: well, i don't suppose YOU have a better idea.:P

Amy: of course i do! for starters, we're going to split up and-

???: i don't think that's gonna happen>:I

Wendy and Amy: huh?O_O

Vicky Watson: you two. this area is off-limits to civilians.>:I

Wendy: our presence here is NONE of your business!>:(

Vicky Watson: our business is whatever we choose it to be. understand?>:I

Blackout Scarlet: oh, stop. let's just arrest them already. the faster these stowaways are dealt with, the happier i'll be.>:I

Amy: STOWAWAYS?! WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!! UGH! just forget about it! i'm really sorry. but since you saw us, we're gonna have to keep you quiet.>:(

Wendy: prepare yourselves!>:I

the announcer from Street Fighter x Tekken: it's all or nothing! FIGHT!

a battle between the girls happens, with Wendy and Amy emerging victorious.

Wendy: that ought to teach you some manners.>:I

Vicky Watson: ow.X_X

Amy: now, listen. we were only going to get the parts for that SIN R1 or whatever the heck it's called.:I

Blackout Scarlet: then why didn't you say so?:)

Vicky Watson: wait. you're Wendy the Hedgehog right? and the one accompanying her....... you're Rosy the Rascal, right?:)

Wendy: wait, how do you know who we are?:I

Amy: actually, it's Amy Rose. Rosy is just a nickname.:P

Vicky Watson: i'm Vicky Watson, but friends call me Vicky. and this is Blackout Scarlet, but you can call her Scarlet. we're officers of the Asphalt Police.:)

Amy: Asphalt Police?:I

Blackout Scarlet: yes. now, i suppose you know someone named Driver 7301, right?:I

Wendy: actually, it's Azelfland's undercover name.:I

Vicky Watson: wait, why would Azelfland use the name Driver 7301?:I

Amy: it's simple. to avoid detection from Vivendi. he told us 5 days ago.:I

Vicky Watson: yeah, you and your friends happen to have helped us a lot in many cases that involved Vivendi.:)

Blackout Scarlet: you see, the many multiplayer wars in AsphaltLand were caused by Vivendi themselves. and basically, the thing is, your friend went undercover in so many multiplayer wars to get the blueprints of cars you want to add and succeeded in doing so.:)

Wendy: yeah, we know that. now why did you attack us?:I

Vicky Watson: well, we thought you were members of Vivendi. i guess it was just a misunderstanding.:P

Amy: oh. so, how do we make it up to you?:I

Blackout Scarlet: we can search together, if you want.:)

Wendy: sure thing.^_^

Me (making my Spongebob narrator impression): three hours later.:P

Alice: i see you got the parts.:)

Mercedes-Benz Silver Lightning: okay. now let's translate the blueprints, shall we?:)

after test 22

Me: phew! feels good to have completed this lab. lab 3 will be harder, but i don't care.:)

Audi R8 tyke: it sure does.:)

Diana: still, i wonder how TF2014 is doing.:I

TheHawtDawg1: i agree. i don't know if he'll get the IE, but hey.:I

after the SIN R1 assembly is complete

Alice: okay, everyone. let me introduce you to our newest member, the SIN R1.^_^

My SIN R1: Azelfland, my man! it's been a while.^_^

Me: it sure has.:)

My McLaren 675LT: hey, SIN R1.^_^

My Pagani Huayra BC: how's it going?:)

SIN R1: Huayra BC? 675LT? you're here too? awesome!^_^

McLaren 675LT: yep. the Huayra BC and i help Azelfland with the farming. that means we'll upgrade you too.:)

SIN R1: can't wait.:)

Azelfbot #587: as for me, i'm gonna tag along with you guys. for now.:)

TheHawtDawg1: sounds good to me.:)

Me: hey, Hanna. i was wondering. do you want to go on a date tonight?:3

Hanna: *giggles* sure thing.:3

Me: cool! see you at 7 PM!^_^

later that night (6:30 PM)

Flora: it feels good to be hanging out inTokyo, am i right?^_^

Loraine: sure does.^_^

Hanna: well, Azelfland and i went on our second date after taking down the Tokyo tour of the 718 Boxster S championship and that date was when we got to know each other better.:3

Zoe: *knocks on the door* hey, girls. can i join you?:)

Wanda: sure.:)

Zoe: so, who's the lucky girl this time?:)

Hanna: i am.:)

Zoe: oooooooooooooo. so, you're going on a date with Azelfland? awesome!^_^

Hanna: yeah, we actually went on several dates. and he's just so romantic.:3

Zoe: just like R8 tyke is very cool right?^_^

Hanna: yep. anyway, what do you think of my makeup?:)

Zoe: looks good on you. i'm digging that pink lipstick you put on.^_^

Hanna: thanks. and your dress and boots are cute as well.^_^

Zoe: awww, thank you.^_^

later that night (7:00 PM)

Me: *sees Hanna in her yellow dress and black high heels and flirts with her* wow. you're........... you're very stunning.:3

Hanna: *giggles* why, thank you.:3

Vanda Electrics Dendrobium: whoa! your romance levels are at 100.000, Azelfland.^_^

Me: thanks.^_^

Vanda Electrics Dendrobium: and wow, Hanna. your beauty levels are at 100.000 as well. i'm digging that pink lipstick. in human anatomy, it means "i like your pink lipstick".^_^

Hanna: awwwwww, thank you, Dendrobium.^_^

Me: i'll let you drive her.^_^

Hanna: really?:3

Me: yep. *opens the driver's door* here.:3

Hanna: awww, you're such a gentleman.:3

later, in dowtown Tokyo

Hanna: you know, i still remember our second date.:3

Me: yeah. it was fun. i remember when we got to know each other better. it was awesome.^_^

Hanna: it sure was.:3

Me: you know, my feelings for you haven't changed.:3

Hanna: i feel the same way.:3

Me: so, um.................. have you decided on what you want to get?:)

Hanna: not yet. what about you?:I

Me: me neither. take your time.:)

two hours later

Hanna: this was so much fun. let's do it again sometime.^_^

Me: sure.^_^

Hanna: *sighs lovingly* i love you, Azelfland.:3

Me: i love you too, Hanna.:3 *they both make out*

Hanna: still great at kissing.:3

Me: thanks.^_^

Hanna: .................................hm? did you hear something?:I

Me: what?:I

a horde of ninjas attack

Hanna: let me show you how it's done. *stands, while the Mortal Kombat theme plays on the background, then jumps into the horde* MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!>:( *proceed to kick three ninjas one by one*

Yellow ninja: WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA-

Hanna: *punches the ninja super fast* ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!! *somersaults the ninja, then kicks the ninjas surrounding her* MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!>:( *punches the ground and knocks back the ninjas*

Me: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!O_O

Hanna: *takes down the last of the ninja horde* and that's the last of them.^_^

Me: that. was. AWESOME!!!:D

Hanna: glad you enjoyed it.^_^

Me: well, do you know what i'm gonna enjoy more?:3

Hanna: making love with you?:3

Me: yep. and no worries. R8 tyke's RX-8 got grounded for a week and won't be able to record us making love with each other.^_^

Hanna: good to hear that. man, he was such a perv anyway.:I

Me: i agree. though, my RX-8, even though she likes watching you-know-what, she's not as pervy as R8 tyke's RX-8. she's got her limits, but sometimes, she might do the same thing R8 tyke's RX-8 does.:I

Hanna: that's gonna be a problem.:I

Me: oh, it's no big deal. she apologizes really quickly when you catch her.:)

Hanna: fine by me. now let's go.:P

and that ends episode 10 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". i know it's not much of content, but there's omre things to do.

until next time.

-Azelfland.