User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories-Easter Special Final Part

So this is the (LONG AWAITED) end of this Special, I hope you'll enjoy it!

P1 Boy: (Does some data input) AND DONE! I FIXED IT!

My RS5: (Coming into the garage) INTRUDER! GO TIE HIM UP ON A POLE! >=(

My Maserati MC12: Chill, bro, he's McLaren P1 Boy! He's gonna help us! O_O;

My RS5: Really? O_O

My R8 LMS Ultra: (wakes up) P1 BOY? YOU SHOULD BE WORKING AT VIVENDI! HOW DID YOU GET THERE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME? O_O

P1 Boy: Listen, I betrayed Vivendi and came here without being shot by their guns to deliever *that* to you.

My R8 LMS Ultra: What was *that*?

P1 Boy: I can't tell you yet, but surprisingly useful in defeating Vivendi. You have to figure *that* yourself.

My RS4: I GOT THE GLC, MY PRANKSTER GANGSTERS! (Shows everyone Herobrine's GLC)

Me: How...did you got that?

Azefland: And how did you do to capture it!

My RS4: I rammed into him after fixing my boot because of the creeper crate! Then, he passed off.

Me: Seems that the mind control helmet is still on is head. So-WHAT? 45,000 credits? I thought that was 1,100 tokens!

Boss of Gameloft: That's because we changed the price! (Walks into Azefland's base with his bodyguards)

My RR Evoque: I got this. (Opens the crate containing my secret money stash and took 45,000 credits out) There you go, SUCKA!

(The 45,000 credits hit the mind-control helmet and it broke)

Boss of Gameloft: GOOD. Anyways, I heard that Vivendi is attacking your base.

Me: True.

Boss of Gameloft: AND HE sent a threat mail to us. He threatened us to hand over (points to me) you and (points to TweakRacer) you. Or else, he'll launch a full on attack to our office. However, we still need to claim that box of poster colours, as it's still in the trunk of that SLS GT.

Azefland: We can go and attack his base!

Boss of Gameloft: Yes, however, his base is at the Nether, a hellish place with all sorts of danger.

My P1: I think I know the place. However, I don't know how should us reach there.

Boss of Gameloft: ANYWAYS, I wouldn't go there with you guys because I had a VERY IMPORTANT MEETING to attend. See you then! (Boards a Range Rover Sport and left)

(A moment of silence later...)

Me: I think we should arm the cars and BEAT THE SH*T OUTTA VIVENDI!

Azefland: True enough! Arm the cars and see you guys again 5 days later!

Meanwhile, in Vivendi's Nether Base, the Nether...

Vincent: YOU FOOLS! YOU FAIL ME ONCE AGAIN! AND THEY TOOK THE GLC! HOW CAN I GO OUT TO WATCH THE LAVA FLOWS WITHOUT RUINING MY SLS NOW!

Tyler Shax: No worries. They will find us later. We'll then beat the sh*t out of them!

Herobrine: We'll fix this and BRING THE HEADS OF THE THREE TRAITORS!

Vincent: Wait. I always thought that only the R8-loving sucker and that panda is the only traitors...

Herobrine: Yes, but McLaren P1 Boy betrayed us and we can't catch him. =(

Vincent: DAMN YOU P1 W*NKER! I SHOULD TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF WHEN YOU RAISED YOUR F**KING VOICE AT ME! F**K! YOU! Now, go and call Mike458. He's only my trusty man afterall. AND YOU HEROBRINE! YOU STUPID B**CH MOTHERF**KING W*NKER! YOU FAILED TO CATCH HIM! AND YOU! TYLER SHAX! YOU ARE ALWAYS MENTIONING THE R8-LOVING SUCKER REPLICA WE'RE WORKING ON! THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE YOU F**KING W*NKERS! GET OUT! GET OUT! DON'T EVER LET ME SEE YOUR F**KING HANDS WITHOUT THAT 3 HEADS!

Herobrine and Tyler Shax: Yes sir.

Vincent: AND DON'T CALL ME SIR! Geez, Anais, those w*nkers, they're failing me all the time. ANYWAYS, MIKE458!

Mike458: Yes.

Vincent: Is that R8-loving sucker's replica ready?

Mike458: We're still working on the details and we will finish this around 3 months later.

Vincent: 3 MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG! TELL YOUR MEN TO WORK FASTER!

Meanwhile, in my base, 4 days before the surprise attack.

My R8 LMS Ultra: REALLY? ROCKET BOOSTERS AND GUNS FOR ME? O_O

My AMG GT3: You bet, as you are the best one to take down Vivendi's base.

My P1: We also had a missile launcher too! =D

My LaFerrari: We Ferraris are working on the TNT cannons. >=|

My Aventador LP700-4: We're currently working on the potions and weapons. ANYWAYS, where's R8 tyke?

My R8 LMS Ultra: He's in the weapon room.

In the weapon room,

Me: Let's take out the bad boys. >=) (takes out a pair of enchanted iron sword and a pair of enchanted diamond swords from a safe)

In Azefland's base, 2 days before the surprise attack.

Azefland's Sesto Elemento: (To Azelfland) You still working on a plan?

Azefland: Yup.

Azefland's Sesto Elemento: I guess the combined force of Vivendi and Minecraft mobs are large. Stay aware.

At the day of meeting...

Me: So what's the plan?

TF2014: Wow, your cars seens to have some serious weapons equiped.O_O

My R8 LMS Ultra: Who knews that they have any cannons or what?

Azefland: After a long discussion with R8 tyke's SV, we suggest that-

My SV: We should split into teams. Team 1 consists of all the tankiest cars with high knockdown resistance. This includes ALL SUVs, like-

My GLC: SORRY, I'M LATE!

My SV: Yes, the GLC R8 tyke's recently recruited, any Hommages and me. Team 2 will back up Team 1 and will weaken enemies nearby. Team Three will be responsible for the ranged attacks, which includes launching TNTs to the opponent and firing ranged projectiles at them. Team 4 will be covered by Team 1 and Team 2 to break into Vivendi's base and save the SLS GT. Team 5 will serve as a distraction, and it is compulsory for all D Class cars. ANYWAYS, LET'S MOVE!

My GLC: I think I can open the portal. (takes out 16 obsidian blocks, bulid them in a frame and lit the frame up)

Azefland: LET'S GO! (Leads all the cars and persons into the portal)

Outside Vivendi's Base, the Nether.

Me: OH CRAP. A LOT OF ENEMIES DOWN THERE! (Points to the Minecraft mob army and Vivendi troops down a cliff)

Vincent: OH AZEFLAND AND YOUR ARMY, CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'LL BE THE LAMB IN THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BY ATTACKING THIS BASE! BUT FOOLS, I'LL WIN! (Sinster laugh follows)

My SV: FOLLOW THE PLANS! CHARGE! (Plays Beethoven Virus Rock version)

My RR Evoque: ZOMBIES, BEWARE! (Jumps down the cliff, squashing a bunch of Zombies)

My Ferrari 612: EAT THIS, VIVENDI! (Fires the TNT cannon)

Vivendi Troops: OH SH*T! (Blown up by TNT)

My RX8: OH NO YOU PORN HATERS AGAIN? I’LL KILL YOU BOI! (Kills a zombie)

My R8 e-tron: NO ONE MESSES WITH THE ALMIGHTY AUDI ARMY!

Azefland’s Sesto Elemento: DIE, NOOBS! (Drift-punches a bunch of Vivendi forces)

My Urus: We’ve opened up a path!

Azefland’s 3.0 CSL Hommage: ENTER THE BASE BEFORE WE GET KNOCKED OUT!

Vincent: STOP AZEFLAND AND HIS TEAM!

(Vivendi guards appears out of nowhere)

Me: YOU’RE GETTING PAWNED, BOYS (Behead the guards with that pair of enchanted iron swords)

Vincent: Oh sh*t.

At the balcony of the base…

Herobrine: SUMMON THE DRAGON! WE CAN'T KEEP LOSING!

(The Ender Dragon emerges from the Lava Seas, accompanied by 3 Minecraft Withers)

My R8 LMS Ultra: TRICK THE DRAGON TO KILL THE ENEMIES!

(The Dragon swoops down at the field, killing Vivendi troops and Minecraft Hostiles, knocking back the cars)

Meanwhile, at Team 4,

Me: TYLER SHAX AND HEROBRINE! YOU AGAIN!

My RS5 Coupe: OH MY GOD, TYLER SHAX? AND HEROBRINE? WHO SENT YOU TWO HERE?

Tyler Shax: Shut up, bastard, I'm here to take back what I deserved.

My F12berlinetta: Oh my god, you again f**ktard? I'm gonna kick your a** SOO BAD YOU WILL CRY FOR YA MAMA, B**CH! >=)

Me: Careful, everyone, Herobrine is not a good one to deal with.

My Koenigsegg Agera R: Leave, guys, Shax is my nemesis, it's none of your business here.

Boss of Vivendi: KILL THEM, FOOLS!

(Perspective changes to Azefland)

Audi R8 tyke: Leave Shax and Herobrine to me! You guys go for Vincent!

Me: Got it.

TF2014: Copy that.

Vincent: HA, THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME, B**CHES? >=D

Me: We will today!

(Suddenly, the SLS GT came)

The Merc SLS GT: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY ME L33T MERCEDES SLS. I AM TEH SHAX ALLY. I ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY. I RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNA ON THIS L33T HELMET. IT IS HOTNESS. I MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. I LIKE 2 PWN NOOBZ 4 TEH MASTER VIVENDSORZ. U=NOOBZ. SLS=L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

Suddenly, ENDERMITES, for obvious reasons.

Audi R8 tyke’s Agera R: NOT THIS TIME, B**CH! (Squashes the endermites)

Tyler Shax: I’ll get you AND your Agera R, traitor! (Starts crazily attacking me)

Audi R8 tyke: Over my dead body, b**ch. (Blocks the attack with his enchanted iron sword)

Herobrine: Let’s get his head off and give to Vincent. (Tags with Shax to attack R8 tyke)

At the battleground of Team 5…

R8 tyke’s RX8: I smell something.

R8 tyke’s R8 e-tron: What is that?

R8 tyke’s RX8: I’ll give the control of Team 5 to you. I’ll go and hunt a sexy woman down.

Back to the boss fight…

Audi R8 tyke: I can’t hold this longer! My swords will break soon!

Tyler Shax: OUR VICTORY IS NIGH! (Breaks R8 tyke’s iron swords)

Audi R8 tyke: You think so? (Throws the handles of the iron swords to the ground and takes out the enchanted diamond swords)

Herobrine: HOW THE F**K YOU GET MY LEGENDARY SWORDS?

Audi R8 tyke: MAGIC. (Slams the swords onto the ground, releasing a shockwave and knocked out Herobrine and Shax)

MEANWHILE…

R8 tyke’s Agera R: I CAN’T HOLD THE SLS ANY MORE!

Meanwhile, R8 tyke’s R8 LMS Ultra uses his “Devil Gene Programme 2.0” busts through those Vivendi goons and knocked out the SLS GT.

R8 tyke’s R8 LMS Ultra: I GOT THIS. (Throws the remaining 110,000 credits of R8 tyke’s secret money stash and knocked the SLS GT’s mind-control helmet away)

Meanwhile…

Anais: Geez, my husband is losing. I’ll better board this RX8 and leave.

(Anais boarded the RX8, but she didn’t realize that is R8 tyke’s perverted RX8)

R8 tyke’s RX8: (In a perverted tone) WELL HELLO BEAUTY! (Locks the door and drives away)

Meanwhile…

Vincent: THIS THE LAST STRAW!

MICROAGGRESSION! HIT HIM! >=D

Me: *bumps my fists and uses the Electric Fly* GIMMEMYMONEYYYYYYYYYYY!!! *uses it again* JOHNYSTARTTHECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! *and again* GOTTASUCKMYNUTS!! *and again* BRINGALLTHESAUUUUUCE!! D=<

Audi R8 tyke: I’LL SCREW YOU SUCKERS! (Beats the ever-living crap out of Vincent, Herobrine and Tyler Shax with the swords)

Suddenly, the base starts to collapse.

(Perspective changes back to Audi R8 tyke(That’s me))

Me: (Boards my R8 LMS Ultra and sees the Agera with the unconscious Shax and the SLS GT) EVERYBODY LEAVE THIS PLACE! IT’S GONNA COLLASPE! Meanwhile… (Presses down a button)>=D

(My R8 LMS Ultra shoots out missiles from the mini turrets and bombarded the base, with some debris made a perfect ramp)

Azefland and TF2014, in sync: DO THE JUMP!

(I turned on the jet engine and did an epic flat spin, while managed to detach it in mid air)

Me: Como estan, bitches! (Presses the “Detonate Engine Button”)

(Vivendi’s Nether base went off with a” bang” when the detonated engine hits the energy reactor of the base)

At Azefland’s base…

My RX8: HEY GUYS WATCH THIS! (Shows us Anais in his back seats)

Azefland: HOW. THE HECK. YOU GOT HER.

My RX8: WITH MY INSTINCTS BRUH!

Me: THAT’S A PERFECT CHANCE TO DEAL WITH VINCENT, SINCE HE MADE ME TEASE THE BOSS OF GAMELOFT…

(The next day)

Azefland.exe: DAMN YOU ALL! YOU LET AZEFLAND AND HIS SUCKERS ESCAPE?

Herobrine: I can explain-

Azefland.exe: SILENCE! SHAX IS RE-ARRESTED BY THAT R8 SUCKER’S AND I GOT THIS LETTER! (Throws the letter to Vincent)

Vincent: (Reads the letter) Hello Vincent Bollore, I am Audi R8 tyke and I got your wife. If you want your woman back, meet me at Tokyo and put 400,000 credits into an RX8. Then you’ll get the woman UNLESS YOU WANT HER NSFW PHOTOS BE POSTED PUBICLY. Decide wisely. OH GOD. HE GOT ANAIS? UNBELIEVABLE! AND THREATENED ME TO PAY THE RANSOM OR HE’LL POST THE NSFW PHOTOIS? I’LL PAY THE RANSOM!

Azefland.exe: MEANWHILE WE HAVE A NEW ALLY-THE ENTITY 303! AND HEROBRINE, YOU FAILED ME TOO MUCH. I’LL BANISH YOU TO THE END.

Herobrine: NO- (A wormhole appeared at his feet and he disapperred)

2 DAYS LATER, In AZEFLAND’S BASE.

Me: (Driving the SLS GT) WOOHOO! I GOT THE SLS AND WE FINISHED THOSE EASTER EGGS!

My SLS GT: AND WE GOT A SUM OF CREDITS FROM VINCENT! HE’S AN IDIOT TO PAY THAT.

Me: GUESS WHAT MATE- I’ll dump this to the AHGT.

My Arrinera Hussarya GT: IT’S ARRINERA HUSSARYA GT! But I’ll take it anyways.

Later, I got the LV4 Top Speed upgrade and stuffed it into the Arrinera Hussarya GT.

My Arrinera Hussarya GT: That’s nice to save Easter AND get me closer to the R8 SEs.

SO THAT'S THE END OF THIS STORY. MAN, I SPENT A LONG TIME PERFECTING THOSE SCENES. And the point that "I have a clone named Pro G" is the only possible way I can explain why I can be aclled Pro G and Audi R8 tyke at the same time. I guess he'll debut sooner.

ANYWAYS, SEE YOU SOON!