User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories-If Drifting was Removed

So here it is- the Asphalt Stories of mine.

Wait, you suggest that I do Me VS Vivendi? HELL NO! THIS IS A OVERUSED IDEA! Today, I'm gonna explore Asphalt 8 without drifting. It is essential that drifts are a must in Asphalt. Why? Stops you from crashing into walls of steep curves! However, what will happen in Asphalt without a single drift?

My Ferrari 458 Italia: I'm gonna practise on this Nevada curve before others come- OH THE GOD'S SAKE, THE AUDI IS HERE!

My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: Bet you didn't see me right? :)

Mysterious Car Voice: NOT SO FAST, YOU INGRATES!

Both cars: Hmm?

Mysterious Car Voice: It's me, the one and only GODZILLA!

My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: OH NOT YOU AGAIN YOU FAT ARSE! >:(

(Throwback time before the story)

Announcer: AAAAANNND THE AUDI IS CROSSING THE LI-OH MY GOD THE GT-R KNOCKED IT DOWN! THE NISSAN GT-R(R35) WON THE B-CLASS CAR CLUBHOSE DUBAI CUP!

(Back to Present day)

My Integra Type R: He cheated actually. He used a Potion of Invisibility to hide himself after he lost sight, then he backed to the point which he is visible that he is the second place. Then he got that surprise attack on the Audi and faked as the first. BTW, the B-Class Car Clubhouse One-Corner-Challenge is goin' to start. Get ready.

Meanwhile, in the GL office

GL Game developer 1: WHOOOOO! THE PARTY IS NICE!

GL Game Developer 2: BEST PARTY EVER!

GL Game Developer 3: NO BEER NO LIFE!

Matt: YEAH JOHNNY (GL Game Developer 3)! OH! GUESS WHAT- WE HAVE TO WORK ON AN UPDATE!

Johnny: Alright, I will work on this. Geez, the beer gave me a tingling sense for my fingers. (Types random codes)

Back to the B-Class Car Clubhouse One-Corner-Challenge Scene

Announcer: ALRIGHT AND NOW IS THE TURN OF THE AUDI R8 LMS ULTRA!

My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: I can do this dudes! (Rushes to the corner) OH THE (Beeped) SAKE, I CAN'T DRIFT! ARGGH! (Wrecked by crashing into the wall)

My Ferrari 458 Italia: He forgot to drift, such a dumbass. I'll go.(Rushes to the corner) WTF? I CAN'T DRIFT! (Crashes to the wall)

My Nissan GT-R: Let me see if I can drift... NO! DRIFTING IS REMOVED!

Everyone: NOOOOOO!

On the other day

The HawtDawg1's Vulcan: Hey random car, can you beat me in a Gate Drifting Event?

My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: Yup. (pauses the action and breaks the 4th wall) I respawned, alright? (Resumes the action) BTW, I set an impossible-to-beat rcord here, wanna try?

The HawtDawg1's Vulcan: Ha! Just 36,000 points, what's so special? Here I go!

3 seconds later

The HawtDawg1's Vulcan: WTF? I CAN'T DRIFT! ARGGH! (Misses the gates and bumped into the wall)

Meanwhile, in Munich Subway

My McLaren MP4-31: Seems drifting is removed. ALERT THE KING!

(A phone pops out)

The 'I like trains' guy: (On the phone) I like trains.

My McLaren MP4-31: No no no NO NO WA-(rolled over by a train)

3 Days Later, at the GL HQ

Everyone: GIVE US BACK DRIFTING!

The HawtDawg1's Vulcan: I lost a Gate Drifting Race because of no drifts!

Class B Cars: WE ALL LOST A CHALLENGE!

My MP4-31: I got rolled over by a train because I can't dodge it with drifts!

Boss of GL: (Drunk voice) You know what? SCREW YOU ALL! I was trying to get drunk! (Takes out AK-47 and shoots the cars)

A world without drifting is horrible. Let's hope we won't lose the drifting mechanism.
Anyways guys, thanks for reading and I'll hope to see you soon!