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CAR DIALOGUES: SPECIAL RACE Ep1

Hello, and welcome to CAR DIALOGUES: SPECIAL RACE! This is based off my adventures in the MP4-31 Championship. Let's get right into it! I have a lot to review, because I wrote this WAY TOO LATE. So it will be a little more brief. Especially since I'm in a hurry.

At my garage:

Me: Look, there's a box on my doorstep. If this is that stupid Roaring Thunder team trying to get me back, then this box is getting incinerated.

MP4/8: It looks like there's a signing paper inside.

Kri: Looks like someone is asking you to join their crew...

Me: Oh! It's Jackson from Roaring Thunder! He quit a while before me! And he's inviting me to join a crew called Flashing Lighting. Clever! I'm in! Looks like another world tour... I might be gone for a while.

MP4/8: We won't get sucked into a black hole.

Me: Good enough. And Kri, would you like to come along too?

Kri: I'd love to! I was told I'm a good pit crew member by one of my previous crewmates when I was racing for the MP4/8. Some other crew took us down at the last second, though.

Me: Sorry...

Kri: ...anyways, who will take care of the garage?

Bob, from the other side of the garage: I'll do it! I can defend it quite well!

Kri: All right! Let's go!

Me: Sweet! Everything is covered.

At Fr. Guiana:

Me: That was pretty simple. Roaring Thunder is way ahead, though... Cheaters...

Kri: Yeah, let's keep going.

At Azure Coast:

Me: Fourth one down! Let's continue, Iceland will be difficult. We'll meet Jackson there...

At Iceland:

Me: Hey, Jackson!

Jackson: Hi! Wait, why do you also have an MP4-31? Ours is right here. *points*

Me: Oh... We had a better one? Well, we'll just drive this one into a random garage... hehe.

Kri: DANG! These upgrades are CRAZY!

Jackson: Err, you know why that garage is empty?

Me: No, why?

Jackson: That spot is Roaring Thunder's. We nicked their cheaty MP4-31 for ours.

Me: That'll teach them! Wait, Kri! Where are you going?

Kri: You promised I could take all of Iceland! I'm going to the track!

Me: Okay...

At Venice, a day later

Me: No difficulty so far.

A few races later:

Me: How many bones have I broken so far? This stupid road is so slippery!

Jackson: Hold on! The road is covered with lubricant!

Me: Roaring Thunder back at it again. They slicked the Time Attack roads because they always go first.

Jackson: Roaring Thunder was cheating way more than we knew. This is terrible! We'll never catch up-

Kri: We're closing the gap. Don't act so distressed.

Jackson: No way... really?

Kri: Yes, really. Look. *points at leaderboards*

Meanwhile, at the Roaring Thunder office:

RT boss: Whaddya mean we're not going as fast as we used to? Explain!

RT driver: Boss, our original car was nicked at Iceland. We're stuck with a just-barely qualifying car.

RT boss: Did the slick work at least?

RT driver: No, boss.

RT boss: It's that new team... We'll get revenge.

EPISODE 2: RIO COMING AS SOON AS THAT STUPID THING UNLOCKS
 * TheGoldenThunder