Talk:BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage/@comment-77.49.183.118-20170615140618

i know this is irrelevant, but if asphalt 8 had a story mode with all EDDs, R&Ds and championships-without the whole time-limited thing, that is- i would love to have a really funny cutscene that would go like this:

me:*talking to the player* great job! now, only lab 4 is remaining and we got the hommage in no time at all!

Insurance Guy:*walks in, only to see a damaged hommage* WHAT THE F@#K IS GOING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?! *  starts babbling about safety and how he'll punish them*

me: you know what, i'm getting sick and tired of his babbling.*approaches the insurance guy* LISTEN TO ME HERE YOU F@#$ING PIECE OF S@#T! NO ONE CARES ABOUT SAFETY HERE! DANGER IS WHAT WE LIVE FOR, YOU SATAN S@#T!YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO F@#$ING DO, YOU F@#$ING GARBAGE?!

Insurance Guy: this is blasphemy! this is madness!

me: MADNESS?! *Azelfland processing mode for 5 seconds* THIS! IS! SBARRO SPARTA!* sparta kicks the insurance guy to the ground and uses the controller to spring trap the insurance guy*

insurance guy: *screams, as he gets sent all the way to a land mine in bosnia, only to explode and turn into ashes*

everyone:*stares at Azelfland angrily*

me: what? i didn't like him and he was obnoxious... all we would do would be-

one of the staff members:don't be like that. we didn't like him anyway. he was annoying, always telling us to do safe tests. even our boss hated him.


 * everyone laughs*

NEKON: he deserved it. we don't need no insurance.

TheHawtDawg1:*slaps Azelfland on the back, in a friendly way* yeah. it WAS a close one.

Anthony Jose (AJ):*breaks the 4th wall*so close to be doing flawless tests constantly and raging all the time. just saying.

HannaLeinH(Hanna): sooooo, what happened to the insurance guy?

me: he probably ended up all the way to a land mine in bosnia and turned into ashes after the explosion. i don't know. but anyway. onward to our final tests!


 * end of cutscene*

that's just an idea of my own, plus, it took me lunchtime and 1 hour to edit this.

-Azelfland

P.S. i didn't get the hommage, but that's how i imagine the "after lab 3" cutscene, during my experience with it.the whole "story mode" thing is also an idea of my own. so, please chill out.