Talk:Chevrolet Impala/@comment-99.43.36.127-20161229184506/@comment-72.199.52.9-20170103055502

WAIT WAIT WAIT! The Dog, Cat, AND the Jar of Play-dough will all lose to the beast... THE PIECE OF LEGO! The Piece of LEGO is unlocked at VIP Level 100, after paying 1mil USD. It comes in in the Retarded update, with the new class D king, the Old Sock, the class C king, the PPAP guy, the Class B king, the iPad charger, the Class S king, obviously the Flower Pot, and the Piece of LEGO will be in Class A(with cat, dog, and play-dough) and will cost 9.9 billion googolplex(google that) tokens to buy one upgrade, which each needs 150 pro kits cards called "Plastic" which only comes in one pro kits box for 1 googleplex tokens which will give you a 0.1% chance for it out of one card, and when you drive it, it goes 150 trillion mph plus a 900 trillion% speedmodifier, and every car it hits will give it a flat tire which will explode all other cars except for the one with the flat, which will only go 1 mph, and the lego. If the hobo, cat, or dog gets touched, they will scream "I STEPPED ON LEGO!!!" before wrecking and blowing up everything on the map except for the lego. It is the king of Asphalt 8 and will appear in Xtreme, 9, Nitro, and so on. I will give this idea to Gameloft.