User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: Buick Riviera Championship and plan to leave AsphaltLand

Well I am not kidding about leaving AsphaltLand. I have to leave due to being busy in real life soon. I can still play MP and TLE but to a lesser extent; and I can no longer farm to win cars 24/7. Though, I will do it for SV EDD and AHGT Championship should they come back. Too bad I cannot do the same for other cars...

(In Rio)

Me: Ok. The bug is set. Now all I need to do is to find the goons and place a bug within proximity of them. Then I can find my way out. Imma check the mail...

(After seeing the mail)

Me: $#!+. Wrong time for the Riviera Championship to start. I JUST FRICKING UPGRADED MY VULCAN!!!! -_- Whatever. I have 400K credits. Will farm more later. Now, I gotta go to the Championship site. I will remote control this mini-Ariel to look for the goons' fourth base. Well, I better tell one of Azelfland's crew to help me track their fourth base down. I cannot ask any of my jets to help track the base. Plus, all choppers ain't there.

(I drive my Lancer to the Championship site with my Vulcan trailing along)

Me: Ok. The crew is here. Before I attend the Championship, I will check with Brad on Naomi's whereabouts.

My call to Brad: Hey Brad. I just wanna check on Naomi's whereabouts.

Brad: Don't worry about her. We are now safe in San Fierro.

Me: Good. Keep Naomi away from AsphaltLand for now. I am already having trouble getting her sister out of there.

Brad: Copied.

(After Brad hangs up and after the first qualifier)

Azelfland: Teamworking again, eh?

Me: Of course. But can you figure out where Vivendi is gonna camp? I need to find out how I can leave. Without getting captured. Especially with a tracking device attached to Lily which will wear out over time.

Azelfland: We are searching. After we found out Flora and Chica's parents are not dead, and with PETA weakened, we should find out really quickly.

McLaren P1 Boy: Leave it to me. When I left them, I stole something from them. It might be able to help us find the next-

Crowd: GUYS, GTFO!!!! O_O THAT GUY IS COMING FOR US!!!!!

My Lancer: Holy $#!+. I better leave. O_O

Me: Yeah, get back to the garage. My Vulcan can ferry me back.

My Lancer: Got it. >:|

Riviera: Who is that lunatic who showed up in this party?? >:|

McLaren P1 Boy: I can tell you that there is only one person who is messing up.

Everyone: Who?? :/

McLaren P1 Boy: It is none other than my mentor. >:|

Spudanky: You mean Mike458?

Azelfland: Yep, Mike. >:(

Niko: Why do all these bad guys I meet always have something in common with the people I met years ago??

(A yellow and black Porsche 918 pulls up and Mike leaves the car)

Mike458: Well, isn't it my former mentee, who chickened out?? >:)

Me: What do you want?? >:|

Mike458: My boss called me to capture Fail One Boy, and your best friend, and Azelf's date. >:)

Niko: Please, shut up, and F*** OFF!!!! >:( I am NOT giving away friends to skunks like you. Looks like you are not having a good day.

Mike458: Step aside, you yokel.

Niko: Yes. And for an annoying d***, you are an annoying d***. >:) (gives Mike the moddle finger) F*** you very much. :P

Mike458: Disrespectful slav. >:( And you, TF2014, WHERE IS YOUR TAIWANESE BITCH???!!!!

Me: I will NOT GIVE her to you!!! Besides, I heard rumors that you wanna transplant her identity so you f***ers can torture her for the rest of her life. >:(

Azelfland: No point talking to these idiots.

Niko: ATTACK!!!! >:(

Mike458: GUARDS!!!!

(A shootout takes place, heavily damaging all cars in the vicinity)

Mike458: Unleashing the CatMaker V33.6.5. >:) Time to use it on TF2014 FIRST, then YOU ALL. >:)

(CJ kicks the CatMaker away and stomps on it repeatedly)

CJ: YOU A BUSTA!!! >:( STAY AWAY!!

Mike458: Really? You dipsh-

(STINGLIKEABEE cheat code activated, before CJ punches away Mike458 and the surrounding goons)

CJ: I tell you (guys) what, one time, SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH!!! >:(

McLaren P1 Boy: What?? :|

Azelfland: That is what GTA characters are capable of. One cheat code and BOOM!!! >:)

McLaren P1 Boy: Glad he did not use it on me.

Hanna: You are lucky you left Vivendi for good. No one can imagine if he uses that cheat and aims for your nuts. :P

(Laughter from everyone)

Me: Ok. He will be coming for his car soon. I am gonna rig it, so that I can find the next HQ. (I plant a bug under the car)

(A message from Vivendi)

Vincent: YOU WIN AGAIN, YOU PRICK. >:| I WILL GIVE YOU THE LOCATION OF YOUR ICONA VULCANO. Get it before I change my mind. (Sends coordinates)

Me: Nice!! :) Come on Vulcan. I think I found the Icona.

My Vulcan: You better hope it is not a trap. Remember when he tricked you with the SLK SE BPs?

Me: I will go at my discretion. McLaren P1 Boy, You are coming with me.

McLaren P1 Boy: For what? :/

Me: I think I found the Icona. I will get it. You, watch my back.

(At the car park in Munich)

Me: Well, isn't that my Icona? :)

Icona: TF2014? Is that you?

Me: Yes. Come with me to Rio. All my cars are waiting.

(My Learjet 45 picks up an alarming transmission regarding the Icona)

My Lear 45: WHAT??!!! O_O THE ICONA IS A TRAP??!! I GOTTA LET TF2014 KNOW!!!! >:|

Me: Hang in there buddy. (I open the Icona door)

Icona: Take me there, please.

(When I press the starter button, my Learjet 45 sends the transmission to my Vulcan)

My Vulcan: I KNEW THAT THE CAR IS A TRAP!!! >:|

McLaren P1 Boy: MAN!! HOW CAN TF2014 BE THIS STUPID???!!!!! >:(

Me: You calling me stupid? Why?

McLaren P1 Boy: THIS is the SECOND TIME YOU FELL INTO VIVENDI'S TRAP!!! GET OUT OF THE CAR, NOW!!!! >:(

Me: What? (As soon as I push the ignition button) Oh $#!+!!!! O_O

Icona: Self destruction in 3, 2, 1.

Me: (I leap out of the car) FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- (I got knocked unconscious by the explosion)

(A few moments later, in Azelfland's garage)

Me: UUUrgh..... where am I? :|

McLaren P1 Boy: In Azelfland's safehouse.

Me: What happened? :/

Azelfland:  P1 Boy used your Vulcan to drive you here. After you get knocked out.

Me: I cannot believe I am too dumb to fall into another of Vivendi's traps -_-

McLaren P1 Boy: Well, the real Icona is actually with the Gameloft boss.

Me: But why is that Icona calling me for help? :/

Niko: Cuz that is a soundboard attached to the car. It can formulate responses depending on what you say.

Me: DAMN IT!!!! >:( I am a certified idiot. -_-

Lily: Can I see TF2014???

Azelfland: Sure. Go ahead.

Lily: Bro, you okay??

Me: Of course I am. But as far I know, I am too stupid.

Lily: Nah, you are not. Just because you fell into two of their traps, does not mean you are one.

Me: Any idea if Mike has claimed his car?

My Hommage (through a transmission): No. But I am at the finish line of the Grand Finale, where Mike left his 918. When he picks it up, I will trail him. Until he enters a base. I can tell where he might go through the bug you planted.

Me: Great. Mike has to pick his car one day.

(The end)