User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Ferrari FXX Evoluzione rescue

well, it's one car after another right now. no, i'm not talking about the events. those were already done by now.

anyway, this will be the last bio i'll do. we've come a long way. so, it's time for the bio of the wild party animal -but with more brains than your average wild party animal- of team Harmony, Cynthia the Rabbit. so, here's her bio:

Name: Cynthia the Rabbit.

Age: 17

Fur color: Purple.

Hair color: Green.

Favorite color: Purple.

Likes: singing, dancing, making others happy, baking, ice skating and boxing.

Dislikes: none.

Friends: Azelfland, Hanna, TheHawtDawg1, NEKON, Anthony Jose, Feuerrm, Flora, Wendy, Alice, Diana, Wanda, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy Rose, Cream.

Enemies: TweakRacer.

Personality: the friend that always wants to cheer you up, energetic and fun.

flaws of her personality: sometimes annoying.

Crush: Knuckles.

Abilities: Spin Dash, Homing Attack and Moonblasts.

Weapons: Cupcake bombs ( super sticky and can sometimes injure her enemies), Poisoned Blueberry Muffins, Chili Pepper Cupcakes( anyone who eats those get a permanent mouth burn), 9-milimetre pistols, AK-47s, Uzis, Sub-Machine Guns, Double Shotguns, Combat Shotguns, Flamethrower, Hand Grenades, Nunchucks and a chainsaw.

Outfit: she wears a Black Ribbon on her head, a Sky Blue T-Shirt with a small Pink heart printed on it, White gloves, a Red skirt with Black hearts printed on it, Pink-Sky Blue-Green-and-Brown striped socks and Pink-and-Orange boots with thick heels on the sole.

Birthday: 7th of April.

Theme song: The Pony I Want To Be (JTH Remix)

Backstory: Cynthia shares the same backstory with Flora, Wendy, Diana and Wanda. when Cynthia makes new friends, she always offers them muffins or cupcakes and Hanna was no exception.

and that's it. now, on to the update.

yesterday, i got the Ferrari FXX Evoluzione after fully upgrading my Toyota Supra. i MAXed everything and PROed it a bit, like i always do.

so, here's episode 8 of season 2 of "car dialogues". which means i'll have to inculde Feuerrm more often. so, here goes:

Me: *knocks on Cynthia's room door*

Cynthia: come on in.:3

Me: hi, Cynthia. how's it going?:)

Cynthia: i'm good. do you want a muffin?:)

Me: maybe later. look, Hanna told me you wanted to talk to me.:I

Cynthia: she did? oh, yeah. she did. anyway, see that pink button on the wall?:)

Me: yeah. what does it do?:I

Cynthia: press it and you'll see.:3

Me: okay. *presses the button* WHOA! you got a weaponry of your own?!O_O

Cynthia: yup. i even have a pet name for it. i call it "CYNTHIA'S WEAPONRY OF DOOM"! now check these out. i got Cupcake bombs, which are sticky and can sometimes injure our enemies. do you want a blueberry muffin?:3

Me: sure.:)

Cynthia: actually, those are poisoned. there are also Chili Pepper Cupcakes. if you eat them, they cause a permanent mouth burn.:P

Me: wait. are they like Houndoom's flamethrowers? because its flames will cause skin cancer if you get burned.O_O

Cynthia: yeah. anyway. i also got some awesome weapons. Uzis, Sub-Machine Guns, 9-Milimetre pistols, Double Shotguns, Combat Shotguns, AK-47s, Hand Grenades, a flamethrower, Nunchucks and a chainsaw for all your killing needs.:D

Me: o..... kay. you sure have a load of ways to kill someone.

Cynthia: not only that, i also use the chainsaw for ice sculpting. *starts up the chainsaw and makes an ice sculpture of Azelfland*  you like it?:)

Me: yeah, i do. and getting a little edgy there?:P

Cynthia: *punches Azelfland right to the stomach* HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, YOU PIECE OF CRAP?! DOES THAT SHOW YOU HOW EDGY I AM?! GET UP!>:(

Me: *gets up* ow. my stomach.X_X

Cynthia: *gasps* i'm so sorry. i didn't mean to. here. have some water.:(

Me: thanks.X_X

Cynthia: awww, do you have a tummy ache? i'll make you feel better. *pets Azelfland's belly* koochy koochy koo.:3

Me: you really are the best friend anyone could have. and i'm sorry for calling you edgy.:(

Cynthia: it's okay. do you feel better?:3

Me: yeah. i guess.:I

Feuerrm: hey. sorry to interrupt, but Azelfland and i need to make a man-to-man conversation.:/

Cynthia: go ahead. i don't mind.:3

Feuerrm: now, Azelfland. i think i need to ask. what role will i have on your racing team?:I

Me: you see, i'm the leader of the team, Lucas is the brains, NEKON is the brawn -but with more brains than your average brawn-, Anthony Jose is the wild party animal -again, with more brains than your average wild party animal- and Hanna is the girl that is romantic, but kicks some serious butt. which means that you're going to be the grease monkey of our team.:)

Feuerrm: which means i'll focus on upgrading, huh?:I

Me: yup. but don't worry. Alice will be glad to help you get started.:)

Feuerrm: right. I'M THE MONKEY.:P

Azelfland and Feuerrm head downstairs

Me: sooooo, any news?:I

TheHawtDawg1: nothing, except that a massive railroad has appeared on the Grand Canyon.O_O

NEKON: and it's loaded with gigantic trains and four-way cannons.O_O

Feuerrm: soooo, how do we deal with that?:/

Hanna: it's easy. the girls and i just teleport there and we take down anything they throw at us.;)

Anthony Jose: just listen to Hanna. she and her friends know what they're doing.

Me: you'll see what i mean.:)

later, at the Grand Canyon

Hanna: well, rail grinding might seem fun.:)

Wanda: wow. look at the view. it's beautiful.:3

Wendy: keep your eyes on the rail, girls.-_-

Alice: my sister's right. we need to focus.>:I

loads of rail grinding later

Hanna: is that........?:/

Diana: TweakRacer is up ahead. and what is that thing?:I

Wanda: it must be the Panda Hawk we faced since that incident on Venice beach. there's no doubt about it.>:I

Flora: yeah, but....... it's on an albatross. it will take a load of homing attacks to take down.:I

TweakRacer: READY ALL CANNONS! OPEN FIRE!!!>:D

Team Harmony used stage 1 Homing attack spam. it's super effective!

TweakRacer: you're going to regret this!>:(

Hanna: one down, two to go!:)

Alice: the body comes next. LET'S GET 'EM!>:I

Team Harmony used stage 2 homing attack spam. it's super effective!

TweakRacer: UGH! retreat!>:(

Hanna: that's it? i expected more of a challenge.:I

Wendy: i hate to break it to you, but he's getting away!O_O

Cynthia: he never seems to give up, does he?>:(

Cynthia used AK-47 Attack. it's super effective!

TweakRacer: *tries to get away with his Panda mobile* you'll pay for this!>:(

suddenly, a shadow version of Azelfland comes out of nowhere and takes down TweakRacer

TweakRacer: TEAM TWEAKRACER IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIN!!! *ting*

Hanna: huh? who the heck are you?:/

Shadow Azelfland: someone told me about a girl named Hanna the Batfox. is that you?>:I

Hanna: um, yeah, that's me.:I

Shadow Azelfland: hmph. not very cautious. even some humans have better insticts than you appearently do.>:I

Everyone:..........................

Shadow Azelfland: i'm Shadow Azelfland. the ultimate life form.>:I

Flora: huh. that phrase seems familiar.:I

Alice: is he like Shadow the Hedgehog?:/

Wendy: yes. only we don't know who made him.:I

Shadow Azelfland: to answer your question, i was made by the original Azelfland's DNA, combined with TweakRacer's DNA. yes, TweakRacer created me. but that foolish talking panda thinks he can tame me.so, i'll tell you this. no one tells me what to do. i decide my own fate.>:I

Cynthia: wait. what about the Ferrari FXX Evoluzione?:/

Shadow Azelfland: you can keep it. but the next time we meet, i won't be so lenient.>:I

Hanna: wow. talk about Azelfland's shadow version being all edgy.:I

My Ferrari FXX Evoluzione: agreed. anyway, let's go back home.:/

back at Azelfland's garage

My Ferrari F50: hi, bro. what's up?:)

Ferrari FXX Evoluzione: i'm good.:)

Hanna: hey, Azelfland. can we talk for a second?:/

Me: is something the matter?:/

Hanna: yes. after we took down TweakRacer, a shadow version of yourself came out of nowhere and gave the finishing blow.:I

Me: I KNEW IT! so, he took a bit of my DNA, combined it with his and created the Shadow version of myself.>:(

Hanna: that's not all. he's disobeying his own creator. TweakRacer was his creator, but because he's edgy and he's the shadow version of yourself, he's an anti-hero.:I

TheHawtDawg1: sooo, that means he's the ultimate life form, right?:/

Me: yes. he's like me, only edgier. and his body is Black and Red instead of Blue and Cyan, like mine. the similarity we have, however, is that we're both human-sized Azelves.:I

Feuerrm: so, basically, he's Shadow the Hedgehog of Earth.:/

Me: well, kind of. but it doesn't matter. what matters is fully upgrading the FXX Evoluzione.:I

after mastery challenge 12 and the Evolution Racing of the Tag Racing season of career mode

Ferrari FXX Evoluzione: you know, you could've just kept the free S class upgrade instead of spending it on me, but that's okay.:/

Me: well, it's because i don't have any other S class car to upgrade. it's all right, though.:)

Hanna: hey, Azelfland. do you want to go upsatirs and ice skate?:3

Me: sure.:)

the narrator from Spongebob: twelve seconds later.

Hanna: now this will be fun. check this out! :3 *glides gracefully on the ice and does a triple axel*

Me: wow. never thought you'd be a pro at figure skating. i'm so proud of you.:3

Hanna: hey, Azelfland. do you want to race?:)

Me: now you're talking! *runs on the ice, but doesn't move a single centimetre* huh?!O_O

Hanna: *giggles* silly me. here, take my hand.:3

Me: but.... what about our race?:/

Hanna: never mind. forget i said anything about it.:3

one hour of ice skating later

Hanna:*getting off the ice skating rink* man, that was the best fun i've ever had.:3

Me:*also getting off the ice skating rink* it sure was. i mean, you gave it your all. it was beautiful. your triple axels, your triple Toe Loops, your spins and the pose at the end. it was so BEAUTIFUL!:3

Hanna: *giggles* well, i guess that means i have potential as a figure skater. and you're just being honest with me.:3

Me: i sure am. anyway. i think we have to do it again sometime.:)

Hanna: *puts on her black high heels* agreed. *sighs* i love you.:3

Me: i love you too.:3 *they both start making out*

the narrator from Spongebob: a few moments later.

Me and Hanna: *they both stop making out*

Me: it's still fun. making out never gets old.:)

Hanna: i couldn't agree more.:3

and that's the end of episode 8 of season 2 of "car dialogues". the next one comes once i get the Ferrari 599XX -which will happen now- and once i fully upgrade it. won't take long.

until next time.

-Azelfland.