User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: TweakRacer's death and the Hennessey Venom GT recruitment

yep. as the title says, i've decided to remove TweakRacer from this series, because i'm really getting tired of his rants. another thing that happened is that i got the Hennessey Venom GT. it was on a 20% off and it was an offer i couldn't let go to waste. it was worth my time, considering that i might need it for a future Icona EDD revival. but for now, it's just another addition to my garage.

this is episode 2 of season 8 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Los Angeles, California, Vivendi's fifth base

Mike458: so, who's next?:I

??? (speaking Japanese): *comes out of the Ultra Wormhole* so, i hear you need my help to take down your enemies.>:I

Vincent: um, excuse me?:I

Anais: wait. that's............................O_O

Mike458: HEIHACHI MISHIMA?!O_O

Dr. Eggman: ......................................O_O

Boswer: .......................................O_O

Heihachi Mishima: yes. now, who do you want me to snap like a twig?>:I

Vincent: i shall tell you. follow me.>:)

a few seconds later

Vincent: this is team Azelfland and team Harmony. they are our enemies, as they keep getting the cars and bike. even if we rig the challenges, they still win, no matter what.>:I

Heihachi Mishima: THIS is the guy who keeps foiling your master plans?! HA! you've got to be kidding! i'll exterminate this brat in no time.>:)

Vincent: don't underestimate him. he may not look like much, but he and his friends know how to take us down. now, let's hope you have a plan to take them down.>:I

Heihachi mishima: i do have one. but i'll tell you more later.>:I

Vincent: okay, then. anyway, i sent TweakRacer undercover to find out about what they'll do. Azelfland became friends with him, but still doesn't suspect a thing.>:)

meanwhile, in Azelfland's garage

Me: has anyone noticed that Tweaks is acting strange lately?:I

My Lamborghini Egoista: i know. but let's hope he won't find out about my Zodiac power of the Taurus.O_O

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: well, i have the Zodiac power of the Cappicorn for some odd reason, the MP4/8 has the Sagittarius and the C63 somehow has the Pisces Zodiac powers. strange, i tell you.:I

Me: huh. R8 tyke told me about this. but i never watched the battle spirits anime.:I

My McLaren MP4/8: well, i've seen Tweaks in Wanda's room. he must be working for Vivendi when we didn't notice.:I

Me: WHAT?! SO THIS IS HOW HE KNOWS THE RIGGING?! OH, THIS TIME, HE'S DEAD!!>:(

in Wanda's room

Me: GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE S@#T!!>:( *zaps TweakRacer with Thunder's un-OCer*

TweakRacer: oh, crap!O_O *splits between himself and Cyril*

Me: YOU TRAITOR!! YOU WERE DISGUISING AS CYRIL THE ARCTIC FOX THE WHOLE TIME?! AND YOU WERE WITH VIVENDI THIS ENTIRE TIME?!>:(

Cyril the Arctic Fox: yep. truth be told, he was still working for Vivendi the whole time. switching between him and me was so frustrating. he wanted to make you lose in all the events AND now he wants you to lose in the RX-8 Special Edition R&D.>:(

Wanda: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, TWEAKS!>:(

TweakRacer: it's 'cause Gameloft was evil all along!>:(

Me: i'm getting tired of your bullcrap. Cyril?>:I

Cyril: time to die!>:(

TweakRacer: NO, WAIT! WE COULD TALK THIS OUT! i-i'll never call Gameloft evil ever again!O_O

Cyril: SAVE YOUR LIES FOR YOUR GRAVE! NOW, PREPARE TO DIE!>:( *beats the everliving crap out of TweakRacer*

Mario and Luigi: whoa!:O

Shadow Azelfland (making his Mortal Kombat announcer impression): FINISH HIM!>:)

Mario and Luigi: whoa!:O

Shadow Azelfland: what?>:I

Cyril: *grabs TweakRacer by the neck and rips his head off*

Shadow Azelfland (making his Mortal Kombat announcer impression): Cyril wins. flawless victory. FATALITY!>:)

Mario: imma just slowly back away. ._. *slowly backs away with Luigi*

Cyril: Wanda, i'm sorry for not telling you the truth from the start.:(

Wanda: it's okay, Cyril. you're cool in my book (no pun intended).^_^

Cyril: that's it? you're going to forgive me just like that? you're not gonna break up with me or anything?:I

Wanda: are you kidding? i knew it was you all along. i had my suspiscions as well.:)

Cyril: oh. okay. so, um............... how about we get something to drink?:3

Wanda: sounds good.:3

Alice: so, what do we do now?:I

Me: i say we visit R8 tyke, see how he's doing.:)

Hanna: sure.:)

the Alps

Audi R8 tyke: hey, man. i'm surprised to see you here.:)

Me: so, how's the Rimac Concept S R&D going?:)

Audi R8 tyke: let's just say that Vivendi rigged the car to have token-only upgrades.>:(

Hanna: THOSE BASTARDS!!! I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF THE TOKEN-ONLY UPGRADES!>:(

Me: luckily, ShinnyShin plans on making a petition for that matter in 6 days, so we can get rid of token-only upgrades for good. this will make things a lot easier for us.:)

Audi R8 tyke: by the way, how come YOU'RE not taking on the R&D right now?:I

Me: *breaks the fourth wall* that's because i'm on Windows.:P

Hanna: also, Azelfland's Sesto Elemento, MP4/8 and C63 have the Zodiac powers of the Cappicorn, Sagittarius and Pisces respectively. and seems like his Huayra BC has the Zodiac power of the Scorpio.:I

My Pagani Huayra BC: well, i think that's something to get used to.:)

My Porsche Cayman GT4: well, i came because i have some memories to share.:)

Sonic: what is it?:I

Porsche Cayman GT4: so, you know how we have the event series of me and my brothers and sisters?:)

Sonic: yeah. what of it?:I

Porsche Cayman GT4: this was the time when i first met Azelfland.:)

Rio De Janeiro, one year ago

Me: feels good to be in Rio for my second championship win.:)

Porsche Cayman GT4: hey there. you must be the guy my mechanics told me about.:)

Me: DID THAT PORSCHE JUST TALK?! WHO PUT DRUGS IN MY CEREAL?!O_O

Porsche Cayman GT4: whoa. calm down. i didn't mean to scare you. and no one put drugs in your cereal.:I

Me: oh.:I

Porsche Cayman GT4: seriously, you've never seen a talking car, have you?:I

Me: that's true.:I

Porsche Cayman GT4: well, anyway, get in. we got a championship to take down.>:I

Me: okay. *gets in the Porsche Cayman GT4* um............. where's the gearbox?:I

Porsche Cayman GT4: you do realize that i'm a 2016 model and cars like me have buttons on the steering wheel for the gearbox.:P

Me: oh yeah. i forgot about that.:I

Porsche Cayman GT4 (narrating the flashbacks): during that time, Azelfland and i were a great team. he basically was a skilled driver and got through every challenge with no problem. it was awesome. the final Grand Finale wasn't bad at all either. after all these difficulties, i broke apart, but got re-assembled back at his garage. that's also when i met his other cars as well. and the RUF sisters. at that moment, i knew he had the potential to reunite me with my brothers and sisters.:)

Me: and it happened. all thanks to my friend. unlike a certain someone.>:(

Audi R8 tyke: what about TweakRacer?:I

Hanna: he was working with Vivendi from the start.>:(

Audi R8 tyke: WHAT?!O_O

Me: yep. he was a backstabbing traitor all along. so, we killed him.>:I

Lamborghini Egoista: he deserved it.>:I

Shelby: like, oh em gee, he was totally backstabbing us, and Wanda's boyfriend killed him. still, Tweaks deserved his death from the start.:P

My Nanoflowcell QUANT FE: yeah. now, about our upgrades.........:P

My McLaren 675LT: oh, right. come on, Huayra BC. we got work to do.>:I

after loads of grinding (and getting 250.000 credits from the "Running of the bulls" collection)

Lamborghini Egoista: awesome! now let's get that Venom GT!:)

Diana: don't you guys have a million creditsto get?:I

Alice: oh, yeah. i almost forgot.:P

after getting one million credits from the MAXed "Running of the bulls" collection and mastey challenge 11 of the Egoista

Loraine: okay. we have enough to get the Venom GT AND a few upgrades.:)

Wanda: and i'm sure the Venom GT will have the Zodiac power of the Aries.:I

Wendy: how did you know?:I

Wanda: just took a guess.:P

Zoe: guys, we gotta turn on the TV!O_O

Chica: what is it?:I

Zoe: there's an announcement for The king Of Iron Fist Tournament!O_O

Knuckles: what is The King Of Iron Fist Tournament?:I

Tails: it's a martial arts tournament where you would face fighters from around the world, each with their own fighting style.:)

Jake: this sounds interesting.:) *turns on the TV*

Heihachi Mishima (on TV): greetings, everyone. it has been too long! can you guess why you're seeing me now? that's right. the Mishima Zaibatsu is back in the hands of its rightful owner. and you all know what that means. i have a message for all the fighters around the world! The King Of Iron Fist Tournament is back!>:I *the TV turns off*

Shadow Azelfland: hm. seems like Vivendi is now with this Heihachi Mishima guy.>:I

Nick: and why was this similar to Tekken 7?:I

Me: *breaks the fourth wall agan* probably because we needed a Tekken 7 reference for this scene.:P

Jake: the Venom GT will probably be the prize. however, we have 1.080.000 credits, which should be enough, since we can get it at a 20% off for the weekend.>:I

Cream: we're all going, then. as a team.>:I

Rouge: let's do it!>:I

a few fights later

Nick: so, you're the guy Azelfland told us about.>:I

Non-VIP Forever!: how do you know about that?!O_O

Rouge: Azelfland told us. and you seem like the type of guy that works fro Vivendi.>:I

Non-VIP Forever!: heh. i gotta admit. you got me all figured out. yes, i was working with Vivendi all along. you may have joined the tournament to take down Heihachi Mishima, but they offered me a great reward if i capture you and your friends.>:)

Nick: we'll see about that!>:(

the announcer from Tekken Tag Tournament 2: final round! FIGHT!

Nick and Rouge: *gang up on Non-VIP Forever!*

the announcer from Tekken Tag Tournament 2: K.O.!

Rouge: START TALKING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!>:(

Non-VIP Forever!: okay, fine! i'll tell you! Vincent made the Vivendi Villain Syndicate so that  they can take you down. i was gonna kill you myself, but turns out i failed them! i can change! i promise i won't call Gameloft evil ever again!O_O

Nick: you know what, i'm tired of his bulls@#t. i'll just kill him!>:(

Non-VIP Forever!: NO, WAIT! I CAN CHANGE!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!O_O

Nick: NO MERCY FOR YOU!>:( *takes his soul*

Rouge: that's what you get for trying to convince us!>:(

later, at the ruins of the Honmaru temple

Hanna: there it is. the Venom GT!O_O

Me: okay. let's take it before you-know-who gets there.>:I

Anais: i don't think that's gonna happen.>:)

Hanna: dang it!>:(

Anais: i'm afraid you're too late!>:)

My Hennessey Venom GT: actually, YOU'RE too late!>:)

Anais: shut your mouth, you wannabe Lotus Exige!>:(

Hanna: oh, you shouldn't have said that.>:)

Anais: why?:I

Me: THIS is why!>:) *throws 1.080.000 credits to the cage and breaks it*

Hennessey Venom GT: *gets steaming mad* I'M! NOT! A WANNABE! LOTUS EXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGE!!!!D:< *runs over Anais, knocking her unconscious*

Rouge: serves you right! *loots Anais' Diamond boxing outfit* well, thanks for the third free boxing outfit. i owe you one for the other two.^_^

Amy: that................. just doesn't make any sense. how is there a boxing outfit in her clothes?:I

Jake: i dunno....:I

Alice: right. i'll install those level 1 upgrades for you.>:I *upgrades everything to level 1*

Hennessey Venom GT: thanks, but........... why don't i have a bit of PRO tuning?:I

Me: because we need the Forced-Induction V8s. now let's get out of here bef-

heihachi Mishima: you're not going anywhere!!>:I

Persephone: DAMN IT!!>:(

Me: i'll handle this. i've been training for this moment!>:I

Heihachi Mishima: you honestly think you can fight me?! let alone defeat me?!>:)

Me: well, i'll never know until i try.>:) *single-handedly takes down Heihachi*

Everyone: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!O_O

Diana: ugh. i thought he was going to be a challenge. totally lame.T_T

Shelby: agreed.T_T

Hanna: okay. NOW let's get out of here.>:I

Hennessey Venom GT: Aries Zodiac power activate!>:I

back at Vivendi's fifth base

Azelfland.exe: *slams his hand on the table 7 times* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! HOW DID THEY OUTSMART US?!>:(

Heihachi Mishima: he was so.................. fast......X_X

Azelfland.exe: QUIET!!! IF HE GETS THE REST OF THE ZODIAC POWERS ON HIS SIDE, WE'RE ALL GOING TO LOSE ANOTHER BASE!>:(

Boswer: welp, we weren't in our A-game. that's all.:P

Azelfland.exe: no matter. the next car roster is coming. and they'll quit the events knowing of the token-only upgrades.>:)

Anais: you can thank us later. this time, we'll win for sure. AND we'll get revenge for looting my super expensive boxing outfit.>:)

all villains in the VVS: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!>:D

and that ends episode 2 of season 8 of "Asphalt stories". now, the new car roster is awaiting me. but hopefully things will be sorted out.

until next time.

-Azelfland.