User blog:ThUnDeR1337/CAR DIALOGUES: TWIN MILL Ep2

Welcome to the 2nd and final episode of CAR DIALOGUES: TWIN MILL! Let's get into the action!

At Azure Coast:

Me: We gotta get this round down. Slim chance of C4, because the Race Director isn't providing it anymore.

Kri: The new one's nice. Handed every pit crew a box of chocolates! *eats chocolate*

Me: Oh cool! I'll take one.

Twin Mill: ...we gonna start racing?

Me: Yeah, just needed some sugar :P

Twin Mill: Let's get on the track!

At the first race:

Me: This is gonna be really easy!

Twin Mill: Our upgrades are good for this location, no one stands a chance!

At the Grand Finale:

Adrian Heat: My pit crew's topped up my fuel and upgraded like crazy. Prepare to lose!

Me: Uh... Acceleration's important.

Adrian Heat: What? So? I'll still des-*knocked down*

Me: I told you!

Adrian Heat: WHY ME?!? IT COULDN'T BE THAT GUY OVER THERE?!?

Me: *knocks down that guy too* Sure it can! Also, I see the finish line up ahead. Bye!

Later, at Alps:

Me: 3 down!

Twin Mill: I see the finish li-*slides*

Me: ICE! Drift back! Fast!

Twin Mill: I can't!

Me: I think we're screwed!

Twin Mill: We're still sliding!

Me: Well, still using nitro...

Twin Mill: We passed the finish! We won!

Me: What?! While sliding? AWESOME!

At the Grand Finale:

Adrian Heat: My acceleration and handling are uprgraded. Let's GO! *rockets into first

Me: Wow, he went fast. This won't be easy.

Adrian: Get rekt!

Me: I got nitro! Comin' thru!

Adrian: Not so fast! *flatspins*

Me: That was a terrible place to flatspin. *passes Adrian and crosses finish line first*

Twin Mill: That was close!

Later, at Venice Grand Finale:

Me: This was pretty easy all round. We got this though. *zooms into first*

Adrian: Right behind you! Get ready to die! PUMP IT!

Me: Really?! C4?!

Adrian: Hahahah-*explodes*

Me: Karma. Finish line right up ahead!

Later, at Tokyo:

Me: This race is gonna last a while. Grab the popcorn.

Kri: Great idea, but I'm one step ahead of you! *eats popcorn*

Me: This is really slidy. I'm scared.

Twin Mill: Speaking of which, we're sliding again!

Adrian Heat, from window of skyscraper: Gotem! PUMP IT!

Me: It's oil!

Adrian: And a C4!

Me: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS C4?

Adrian: ...I buy it?

Me: Fair enoug-*explodes*

Kri: This is bad. I guess I'm driving.

Adrian: What if I blow you up t-MMMPPHHH!

Security guard: That was an illegal move! We caught you, cheater!

Kri: I wonder, why didn't they catch him earlier...?

At the hospital, an hour later:

Me: Um... I got C4'd again, huh?

Kri: Yeah. I finished all the qualifiers except the Grand Finale. I thought you'd want to race it.

Me: Oh... thanks.

Kri: So, are you able to race it, or should I do it for you?

Me: I'm fine.

At the Grand Finale:

Announcer: Before we begin, we would like to announce that a cheater has been discovered in the Championship. Because no one in his pit crew is trained to drive the Twin Mill, the race director himself is taking his place.

ThUnDeR1337: Prepare to lose, Thunder. My right hand man and my main racer could not defeat you, so I will myself.

Me: ...uh oh.


 * Race starts*

Me: My upgrades are almost maxed and I'm tripleboosting... but I don't know what game ThUnDeR1337 is playing at. Twin Mill, got any ideas?

Twin Mill: No, but Kri passed out over there! What's happening?

Me: I don't know, but I feel dizzy. Something's wrong.

Twin Mill: What? This isn't good.

ThUnDeR1337: Ate the chocolates, huh? Good choice. Belgian chocolates... laced with poison. The effect comes into play around 24 hours after being eaten.

Me: I see. So you've basically killed me to prevent me from winning. I'm sorry to say that it won't happen! *boosts next to him*

ThUnDeR1337: Oh, you think so? EAT THESE! *throws C4*

Me: That's not good... OH! A ramp!

Twin Mill: We're safe from that nasty C4! *ramp explodes*

ThUnDeR1337: You're not going anywhere. I've got more... and I have this! *fires grappling hook into my seat*

Me: Shoot!

ThUnDeR1337: It's easier to hit a stationary target over a moving one.

Me: Wait... Perfect! A street lamp!

ThUnDeR1337: Wha-*grapple breaks*

Twin Mill: Take that, sucker!

ThUnDeR1337: Well, bombs away! *throws cardboard box in front of Twin Mill*

Me: Um... is that full of C4? We have to move!

Twin Mill: Ramp ahead!

Me: Ughh... I'm still getting dizzier...

Twin Mill: We're not fast enough! He's grappled the C4 behind me!

Twin Mill takes ramp as C4 explodes him into the air

ThUnDeR1337: Take that! Finish line is up ahead... I've got one more trick up my sleeve... Hahahah... *pulls out semiautomatic rifle* The finish is a straight. Enjoy the view! *opens fire*

Me: I can still hold it to-OW! The finish is right there, though... Ignore the gunshots...

ThUnDeR1337: Also, take one more C4 to finish this off!

Me: I still have enough energy to punch this thing back! *punches it back*

ThUnDeR1337: NOOOO! *explodes*

Twin Mill: WE DID IT! WE WON!

Me: No way! YES!

Twin Mill: ...Where's Kri?

Announcer: Kri has been taken to the hospital.

Me: Okay, so she's safe. Good.

Twin Mill: Uh, we should probably get you there too. You're covered with blood, ash, and bullets.

Me: I'm perfectly fine with that.

Announcer: Oh, and for winning, not only do you get the Twin Mill, we'll also give you an unpoisoned box of chocolates!

THE END

And there you have it, my adventure with winning the Twin MIll. It was hilarious and glitchy throughout, which is why C4 shows up a lot in this series :P But anyway, I hope you enjoyed CAR DIALOGUES: TWIN MILL! Thanks for reading! -TheGoldenThunder/ThUnDeR1337