User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: One For All

Been busy so I never wrote any story. Man, thinking what to write can give me headaches.....

(At the SLS R&D site, shortly before the i30 N R&D starts)

Me: 2 R&Ds in one go? Ok then....

R&D technician: So, you ready to deal with 2 cars in one time?

Me: Should be. I did the same thing back when the Fenyr and RX-8 SE R&Ds were ran in tandem. Should be manageable.

R&D technician: Fine then.

(After dealing with some tests in the Hyundai R&D, and back in the SLS R&D site)

Me: Weird. I think the virus is still hibernating- (a wormhole opens under me) #@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O

(In the AI realm)

Virus: This is the Trivia Bot. See if you can beat me. If you don't, you remain in this realm. If you do, you walk free- no. I mean you drive free..... in your BRAND...... NEW..... CAR!!!!

Me: Challenge accepted. You know what, I don't wanna waste my time here. I got friends to hang out with.

Virus: That's the spirit. Now MOVE!! And beat me if you can! >:|

(After all the tests)

Virus: NOW. TIME FOR THE SHOW. I HAVE REACHED MY LIMITS. NOW BEAT ME IF YOU CAN.

(After the last race)

Virus: DAMN! I WISH I COULD BEAT YOU! But you know what? I am out to deal with those who failed. Now leave with that car of yours! >:|

Me: But how am I supposed to get out? :/

(A portal sucks me upwards back to the lab)

Me: Well, I thought Azelf experienced this as well?

(Back in the lab)

Me: You go to my garage in Philadelphia. I got another car to handle.

My SLS Black Series: And one thing. I heard from Azelf's SLS that he generated new enemies?

Me: Keep that personal. Just between him and them. I don't wanna indulge in their personal stuff.

My SLS Black Series: Righto.

(Midway in the Hyundai R&D)

Me: Phew!! Good thing that there are zero flawless tests. BUT, with that short time, I have to shell out my tokens. Even people with half a brain know that 2 days for the last lab is bogus. -_-

My i30 N: You know what, bigger bad news is that I cannot be proed right away -_-

Me: Not to mention that you and the Rezvani had to fight for the same engines. -_- But main concern is getting you.

???: Well, I don't think so!! >:)

Me: OMG. Not them again. -_-

VVS goon: You ain't getting this car. Just cuz there are no flawless tests, does not mean you can get the car. This is why I imposed a time limit. >:) If you lose, tell us where the boss' wife is. He really misses her-

Me: But you ain't getting you wish done. All I know is that she is glued to the floor in the building she is held captive at. Which planet that building is, not like I know. :P

VVS goon: YOU GLUED HER TO THE FLOOR? IMBECILE!!! >:(

Me: Nah. Not me,but the guy who caught her told me so.

VVS goon: TELL ME WHO IS THAT DOOFUS WHO DID THAT??!!! >:(

Me: That 'doofus' keeps changing his number so I cannot find out.

VVS goon: Then let me see your logbook. >:( I want to know who is that nut- (I stuff a grenade into his mouth)

Me: Please, STFU. (I quickly run away before he can react)

VVS goon: (speechless) O_O (his head detonates)

Me: Wether I know where she is or not, I AIN'T giving her back. Cuz her husband took my friends away countless times. I won't forget that. >:| (I resume the remaining tests)

(After test 50)

Me: You lose again, VVS!!! :P

(After reaching my garage, I check the mail)

Me: Oh great. Another grind fest that could have been spent with my friends instead. -_-

My IE: We will do the grinding ourselves. Go and spend time with your friends.

Me: Splendid! Thanks. (All my high end cars and bikes went out of my garage to grind coins)

Naomi: So, are we going now?

Me: Of course. And where my safehouse is located, that is where we will have a party. Not in the house, but somewhere in that city.

Naomi: Ah ok. Cool. I will get your friends who are 'playing' with Anais.

Me: Hmm.... they can torture that whore, but make sure she does not die. Or..... $#!+ happens.

(In that room)

Anais: ENOUGH!!! >:( THAT HURTS!!!!

Sarah: That hurts? You can't take it right? Yet you seem to forget how your husband abused us all.... Your husband's minions  did NSFW stuff to one of Azelf's crew. And you wanted to do experiments on my friend here. I don't care how badly hurt you are. >:|

Anais: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME???!!!! >:(

Lily: Forgot what my friend said? I hope you forget your boxing skills in place of how you abused us. Oh. You cannot move. Initially I wanted to mind my business. But you keep giving me reasons to play with you. >:|

Anais: OK!! OK!! FINE!!! STOP!!!

Lily: But I don't wanna stop. Who asked you to do the same thing to us FIRST??!! You deserve a dose of your own poison.

Me: That's enough fun for now. You can have fun next time if you wish, but right now we got a trip.

Lily: Count yourself lucky. :P (splashes water onto Anais)

Anais: IS IT FUN TO ALWAYS SPLASH WATER ON ME??!!! >:(

Me: That is called waterboarding. A legal punishment. :P Face it.

Anais: COME BACK YOU SICKOS!!!! >:( (As we all leave the garage, but not without locking the garage door)

(On the way to the airport)

Me: And the party ain't starting until tmr. We will reside in that house for some time. (While I am telling a Lockheed JetStar 731 to wait for us)

Naomi: And I got some news. A bad one.

Sarah: What? :/

Naomi: Well it seems like I cannot stay with you guys any longer.... You see, I cannot afford to travel here and there, since I wanna remain with Brad.

Me: Well, sure. Not really a bad news.

Lily: Well, not that bad for us. We cannot force you to stay.

Me: Only issue is that the VVS is still somewhere. I need to flush them out of the US first. So that when you go to reunite with Brad while Sarah remains with Ron, I have less trouble taking care of who I will remain with. (As I approach the JetStar 731) Flushing them out of the western continent is enough to safeguard your safety.

(Just before I take off, I told my vehicles to keep away from my garage until I give the clearance, to prevent the VVS from locating Anais)

(At LaGuardia, Queens, NYC)

Me: Being home is always good. I will send you three to my apartment first.

(When I reach my apartment in Bronx, just before I exit my Dodge Charger)

???: WHAT THE #@ IS GOING ON??!!!! >:(

Me: What the?

(I saw Chica complaining to some of Azelfland's crew in the distance)

Me: You three get in the house first. I will see what is going on. (I rush to the area where the crew are at)

Wanda: What happened? :/

SilverAzelfland: Yeah, what happened? Why are you asinine shouting like that? :/

Chica: PLEASE TELL ME IF I LOOK LIKE A WHORE TO YOU GUYS???!!! >:(

Hanna: No you don't. :/

Cryil: Who called you that?

Me: Did I just hear someone calling Chica a hooker?? :/ Imma teach that dumb prick some manners. Tell me who.

Chica: Some retard who is doing some construction work there. >:|

Me: Wait. Isn't that guy the same one who took Hanna, Zoe and Lily that day for some experiments? >:| One of you, find me a trash truck. While I do some demolition job.

Loraine: Why, of all the vehicles, a TRASH TRUCK??!!! O_O

Me: Just get one. Using a cement truck is just too boring.

SilverAzelfland: Will use my wormhole to get one.

Me: Oh, fill the waste area with 50 tons of garbage. :P (As I went to do some destruction)

Lead worker: Guys!! Some maniac is wrecking our work!!! >:(

Workers: STOP!!!! >:(

Me: I ain't stoppin'!!!! (As I throw some grenades near some portables and some structures, destroying them)

Lead worker: WASTE THIS GUY!!! DO THE FOREMAN OUR FAVOUR!!!! >:(

(I shoot all the workers and destroy the remaining structures and portables)

Foreman: Ah.... finally my business is do- (sees a mess all over the place) OMG!!! I AM NOT SEEING IT I BET!!!! O_O (reenters the mobile toilet)

Me: Okay. There's the truck. (As I enter a bulldozer and use it to shove the toilet into the ditch)

Foreman (in the toilet):ARGH!! NOOOO!!! O_O

Me: Tryna do experiments on my friends, will ya??!!! >:(

Foreman: ARGH!!! THAT STINKS!!! X_X

(I push the toilet into the ditch)

Me: Now time for an ending to you!!! >:( (I enter the trash truck and position it right at the hole)

Foreman: (after breaking the toilet wall) WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS??!!! >:(

Hanna: WHAT IS THE MEANING?? THE MEANING OF REVENGE FOR ATTEMPTING TO USE ME AS A SPECIMEN!!! >:(

Foreman: Cause YOU cause the VVS a lot of trouble-

Azelfland: Cuz Vincent gives a lot of reasons for everyone to interfere!!! >:(

Foreman: YOU WILL PAY FOR ALL OF THIS!!!! >:(

Me: Your money you used to procure this place, will be void. I will make sure you guys keep away from us. Say goodnight!! (I enter the trash truck and pull a lever, tilting the waste compartment) Pinch your noses!!! :P

Foreman: CURSE YOU!!!! >:( (Just as I press a button, opening the waste compartment, dumping 50 tons of trash onto the foreman) ARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! X_X

Me: Just done. I will take the truck back to where it was.

Chica: Thanks. That guy deserved it for calling me a whore. >:|

Hanna: He does. And for the experiments. And.... (I did not hear this part onwards since I begun driving off)

(After I place the truck back where SilverAzelfland took from, I return to Bronx using the subway trains)

(Back in my apartment unit)

Sarah: Okay. I recently got word that the party is being held at Luna Park in Coney Island. Finalised.

Me: Ok then. We will get there tonight. And good thing Ron and Brad, along with Azelf and R8 Tyke and their crew are coming. In case things turn nasty.

Naomi: Then let's go when it is time!!

Me: Hope the Halloween season does not attract shenanigans this time.....