User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S6: When garage fells apart

Heh, I lied! My garages aren't falling apart very soon (I'm more active in CSR and RR3 now), however, it's my A8 one which is going to fall apart. No, I'm not uninstalling, but instead will be extremely inactive. I'll return to A8, if the game got better or the R8 SE R&D relaunches. Anyways, enjoy!

(Background: Zoe got captured by KARR, and my R8 e-tron launched a removal against Hyundai i30Ns and Zeus Twelve Sigmas)

Me: (To my cars) GUYS, THIS IS BAD. THEY GOT JAKE, THEY GOT AMY, AND THEY ALSO GOT ZOE. >:|

My Regera: Uh… you don’t really care about the massacre of the Zeus 12 Sigmas, don’t you?

My X2: Regera, THEY. DESERVE. TO DIE! >:(

My SLS GT3: Then why do I see some Hyundai i30Ns burning in fire?

Me: Because they deserve to die. Anyways, we must think of a way to save them.

My SLS GT3: I KNOW! Let’s make a joint army of the garages, and avenge on KARR! :D

My Aventador SV: Yes, it’s the only way. >:|

My AHGT: I can help. :)

My X2: And HOW can you help us? :|

My AHGT: (Transforms into a winged hussar version of himself while Sabaton’s Winged Hussar song plays)

My X2: Oh.

Me: For extra safeguard, we’ll team up with Azelfland and his cars.

My R8 LMS Ultra: Aye.

My Agera R: I can help too.

My R8 LMS Ultra: Then show us you’re worthy.

My Agera R: My power is turning other cars into copies of me when I ‘Bork’.

Me: Good, let’s contact him.

My R8 LMS Ultra: Where is the SLK SE?

My SLK SE: Ich am here.

My SLS GT3: OK.

Meanwhile, outside KARR’s hideout…

TF2014’s 3.0 CSL Hommage: Is master here?

TF2014’s Vulcan: Aye.

Azelfland’s Ferrari FXX-K: Let’s go and save our masters!

(The rescue teams rushed inside the premises)

TF2014: My cars! :D

Hanna: Azelf’s A9 cars and R8 tyke’s CSR cars! :D

KARR: PROCEED NO FURTHER, IMBECILS! (Sends out the Gymkhana cars and many VVS Centanarios)

TF2014’s Alfieri: OH NO!

My LB C63: WE’RE SURROUNDED! O_O

My Cuda ‘TorC’: We’ll fail! O_O

TF2014’s Vulcan: If we want to save our master, then we’ll need to fight until we’re all dead. CHARGE!!! D:<

Later…

Azelfland: So, plan, winged hussar.

My AHGT: So, KARR’s base is here, surrounded by mountains, which is far away from us.

Azelfland’s Ford 2016 GT: That’s hell lot of road down here. That’ll tire us before we can even attack.

My Aventador SV: But what if we can go PAST these mountains, from where we’re now, to the doorsteps of KARR?

My R8 LMS Ultra: … Nether Portals.

My Aventador SV: Excellent. We’ll surround the hideout, and together, we’ll destroy KARR like shredding a paper.

My AHGT: Beware, the VVS Centanarios are heavily armed. We need to have armour-piercing weapons. For me, I have the Koncerz.

My R8 LMS Ultra: I have learnt some Qi Gong. :P

Me: OK, let’s go!

Meanwhile…

TF2014’s Pagani Huayra BC: Sir, we’re running short on supplies, and the fort we’ve built arte going to fall.

TF2014’s Vulcan: I can say, if the winged hussars didn’t arrive in 15 minutes, we’re legally allowed to surrender.

KARR: The winged hussars are dead more than 300 years ago, and soon, your fort will fall like the winged hussars, IF they really didn’t arrive in 15 minutes-oh wait, you can surrender now. You’re all outnumbered and weak, and the dead are piling high for you.

My LB C63: WE! WILL NOT! SURRENDER!

My AHGT (in the background): Say, when did the winged Hussars died?

KARR: In the late 1700s.

My AHGT (in the background): Say, if the winged hussars arrived, will you crush them?

KARR: According to my powers, they’re DEAD.

My AHGT (in the background): Say, are there anyone surrender when the winged Hussars didn’t arrive in 15 minutes?

KARR: They’ll surrender in 5,4,3,2,-

My AHGT: (Busts in with the united army) WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED! :D

KARR: TROOPS, DEFEND!

(The VVS Centanarios defends, but soon their formation crumbled)

My R8 LMS Ultra: TAKE THIS!!! (Uses qi gong to deal with the Chevy Bel Air)

My AHGT: (Uses his sword to destroy multiple Gymkhana cars)

My Agera: (To the RX-7) Bork.

The RX-7 Twrerkstallion: I…feel-(transforms into an Agera R) Bork.

Meanwhile…

My 570S: (carries a cannon onto himself) Heh, I hope this works. :P (sneaks through the Centanarios and to KARR)

KARR: You’ll lose to me, punk. (Tries to grip my 570S with his right arm)

My 570S: DIE, SCUM!! (shoots’s KARR's right arm)

KARR: YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS! (Destroys my 570S)

My SR1: 570S! NO! D:

My Ferrari F430: Such stupid car. Must learn…

My Civic Type R: FART-CAN EXHAUST POWAHHHHHH!!!!! D:< (Destroys the Ford “Hoonicorn” Mustang)

KARR: Grr…THEY’RE GAINING! I Guess I’ll have to use my secret weapon. (Takes out Hanna and uses a cannon to aim at her head) NO ONE ATTACKS OR THE GIRL DIES! D:<

(All stops)

My R8 LMS Ultra: …WE SURRENDER!! WE SURRENDER!!! DON’T HURT US!!! D:

Azelfland: What are you doing, R8?

My R8 LMS Ultra: (To Azelf) If you wanna live, we have to do this! (To KARR) We’ll give you EuroMonies as compensation for your losses. Please don’t hurt the girl.

KARR: Do you HONESTLY surrender, slave?! >:D

My R8 LMS Ultra: Just one condition-you have to give us the girl.

KARR: OK, but you have to give me the Euros first.

My R8 LMS Ultra: (Forks out 1 Billion Euros)

KARR: (Drops Hanna onto the hood of my R8 LMS Ultra) You’re TOO naïve, lil’slave. I’ll execute you ALL. You’re meaningless to me.

My R8 LMS Ultra: You think we’ll surrender?

My AHGT: (Rushes out from nowhere and uses his spear to penetrate KARR’s armour and damages his CPU)

KARR: SYSTEM_FAILURE_CPU_DAMAGED_ENGAGE_REVENGE_MODE!

TF2014’s Vulcan: FINALLY! A CHANCE TO TAKE DOWN KARR!

(All the cars attack KARR while VVS Centanarios retreat)

Azelfland: Well, I guess I’ve to do this! (Uses Electric Fly on KARR) GIMME MY MONIEEEEES!!! D:<

It’s super effective!

KARR: SYSTEM_FAILURE_REBOOTING_SYSTEM (A physical shield starts to deploy to protect the CPU)

My AHGT: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR CPU! (Uses his Koncerz to penetrate the CPU, then plucks it out)

(KARR disintegrates into pieces)

Me: Great. Let’s save them all.

My P1: Look! Zoe is trapped inside a chest!

My TT RS: Great, let’s save her.

Later…

My P1: We won this war.

My SR1:…But at what cost? (Looks at the casualties and then cries)

My 12C Spider: At least their sacrifice is not in vain.

So that's the end. Thanks for reading!