User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories Season 2 Episode 2- The Mission

So here's the long awaited Episode 2. ENJOY!

In Vivendi’s Area 51 base, Nevada, US.

Vivendi goon 1: I heard that you captured #2153.

Vivendi goon 2: TRUE, MAN. We’ re gonna torture and interrogate her about Team Azefland and his b*tches! >=D

Meanwhile, in Dubai, UAE, after Azefland’s attempt on the Dubai Grand Finale,

Azefland: There’s something weird about this Championship…

Azefland’s Apollo N: What’s that? ?_?

My R8 LMS Ultra pulled out from the hotel car park.

Azefland’s Apollo N: WHAT? THE R8 LMS IN MY CHAMPIONSHIP? THIS IS THE WEIRDEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

Me: (Rolls down my R8’s window) HEY, AZEFLAND!

Azefland: R8 TYKE? I’M SURPRISED THAT YOU’RE HERE. O_O

Me: I’m just having a Sunday walk here. ANYWAYS, have you ever felt that the Championship is weird?

Azefland: I guess is the insanely tight time limit, right?

Me: Bingo. Besides, there are TEMPE5T members hunting me in EVERY TOUR. IN EVERY GRAND FINALE.

Azefland: So I guess they’re a CSR racing crew, right?

Me: EXACTLY.

My R8 LMS Ultra: AND my guess is that they’ll hunt us down during the Championship. Beware. I heard that they had MAD SKILLS. One of the members is Atlay, a middle-aged fat guy. I’m not sure about the other members…

The Golden Thunder: (Storms outta nowhere) I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY’VE DONE THIS!

Me and Azefland, in sync: What was that? O_O

The Golden Thunder: SOMEONE KIDNAPPED ZOE!

Me: WHO THE HECK IS HER?

The Golden Thunder: A former Vivendi member, but betrayed Vincent.

3 Hours later, in a Dubai Elimination Qualifier.

Me: (Interrogates a Vivendi goon) WHERE DID YOU BRING THE TRAITOR TO, BASTARD? D=<

Vivendi goon: AREA 51, AUDI R8 F*CKER! >=D

Me: F*CK YOU, BASTARD! (Kills the Vivendi goon with a sledgehammer nearby) >=(

Azefland: At least we knew that she’s in Area 51…

Me: We’ll make up a plan with it.

Meanwhile… Zoe: (Wakes up) Where am I? Why am I stripped to the lingerie? Where is Thunder?

Vivendi goon 1: WOW. boooooooobiiiiiiiiieess. =D

Vivendi goon 2: Now, #2153. Since you betrayed us and helped Thunder, we need to interrogate you about Thunder and his allies.

Meanwhile…

Azefland: WAIT. WHY ARE WE WAITING HERE?

Me: I’ll go first. Then you guys got to sabotage the base while I save Zoe and hand in that resign letter. (Drives my R8 past that watchpost)

Me: ANYWAYS, I’M DOING THIS!

(My Audi R8 LMS Ultra makes donuts in Vivendi's Area 51 Base)

Vivendi goon 1: AUDI R8 TYKE IS BACK AGAIN!

Vivendi goon 2: He's going to take #2153!

Vivendi goon 1: GO AND GET HI-(gets drift-kicked by my R8 LMS Ultra)

Me: (Through the radio) GO AND WREAK WHATEVER SH*T YOU WANT!

The Golden Thunder and Azefland: GOT IT! >=D (Busts in the base and shoot the goons and whatever they see)

3 Seconds later…

Zoe: (Sees my R8 LMS Ultra) Who’s that? Is that driver coming to save me?

(My R8 LMS Ultra stopped in front of Zoe)

Me: Get in. I got you the clothes and the helmet. JUST HOLD ON TIGHT.

(Zoe boarded my R8 and I drifted my way outta here)

Vivendi goon 3: R8 F*CKERS DO- (killed by my resign letter)

Me: EAT THE RESIGN LETTER, POS! >=D

Vivendi alarm: WARNING. INTRUDERS ARE ESCAPING THE BASE. INTERCEPTION TEAM PLEASE STAND BY AND CATCH THE INTRUDERS. THE INTRUDERS DRIVE AN MP4-31, A CORVETTE GRAND SPORT AND THE AUDI R8 SH*T CAR. >=(

Me: WHO WILL CALL THIS R8 A SH*T CAR! ANYWAYS, LETS LEAVE! (Fires Super Nitrous and leaves with Azefland and The Golden Thunder)

Mysterious guy: (On radio) YOU THINK YOU INGRATES CAN ESCAPE?

Azefland: This sounds like-

Me: AN SLK SPECIAL EDITION IS APPROACHING FAST!

The Golden Thunder: IT’S DR. HEALUSION AND HIS SLK!

Me: I’ll try to stall the Doc and those goons. (Presses the “WD-40” Button on the steering wheel and a barrage of WD-40 leaks out from my R8)

Vivendi interceptors: OH SH*T! (Skids, crashes and blow up themselves)

My R8 LMS: THE SLK IS STILL ON US!

Azefland: I knew this. >=) (Turns his Corvette GS around)

3 seconds later, Dr. Healusion and all 3 of us stopped at a spot.

Dr. Healusion: SO YOU ARE WORKING WITH SH*TLOFT, HUH? >=)

Azefland: Actually, VIVENDI is all the stuff behind the evil plans.

Me: True. They are just using you for THEIR good. When they removed us, you’ll be gotten rid by them.

3 seconds later… Dr. Healusion: DAMMIT! I WAS FRAUDED BY VIVENDI! >=(

Me: Actually...I got frauded too.

Dr. Healusion: Why? ?_?

Me: They forced me to upload a story to tease them and forced me to make the R8 SE AI. AND THEY STOLE IT WITHOUT PAYING ME. Since then, I joined Azefland and try to get revenge.

Azefland: BESIDES, WE GOT YOUR FRIENDS! (Points to Feuerrm and Aris Cheese God) =D

Feuerrm and Aris Cheese God: DOC! YOU’RE HERE! =D

Dr. Healusion: Guys… =D

Azefland: ERM… WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LATER BACK AT OUR BASE.

MEANWHILE…

Secretary of Boss of Gameloft: The boss of Apollo is here.

Boss of Gameloft: Call him in.

(The boss of Apollo comes in)

Boss of Gameloft: HEY THERE! I’m waiting for you.

Norman Choi: As you know it, I’m the boss of Apollo, but you can also call me Norman.

Boss of Gameloft: Well then, Norman, I-

(Vivendi troops marched into the scene)

Norman Choi: What the-

Vincent: Hello, folks. >=)

Norman Choi: WHO ARE YOU? >=(

Vincent: Allow me to answer this later. Now, you’ll be goin’ to MY PLACE. >=)

So here it is-Episode 2. Well this is written at the time when the championship is at Dubai, and I got the car~

ANYWAYS, CYA NEXT EPISODE!