User blog:TransportFan2014/The escape from Vivendi part 2

While I intended to make the 2nd part of the Vette GS EDD contain the ending, I had multiple issues that made me have to start a part 2 for the escape part. This entire episode os absed on Air Force One flim.

(After TweakRacer hacked the top secret gadget, Azelfland and his crew regained their powers to tackle the Vivendi crew with no trouble. However, McLaren P1 Boy managed to convince Azelfland and his crew on board the plane, a Lockheed C141 Starlifter, that he will be leaving Vivendi; he actually is not leaving but he intends to trick everyone on board the plane into walking back into Vivendi's trap, which somehow ends up backfiring.)

Me: I will switch on the autopilot and help Azelfland and his crew once I divert the plane back inti friendly teritorry.

(U-turns and switches on autopilot, then attempts to attack all Vivendi goons on board)

Me: Now prepare to die you a******* for 1) kidnapping Azelfland and his crew, 2) holding them hostage on my plane, 3) hijacking my plane and 4) trying to take us back to Vivendi!!

(Fires the AK47 at the goons)

(All goons get defeated by the crew)

Hanna: This is what you b***a*** get for messing with us with a whole new level!! (Punches 6 goons at once)

(Phillip attempts to subdue Cynthia but Cynthia punches him in his face)

Cynthia: Your trick has failed!! >:) So long sucker!!!

Me: Punishment for breaching my plane is... to be KICKED!! (Kicks the goons' dead corpses out)

(Phillip attempts to stab Azelfland but got shot by my AK47)

Me: Not so fast!! (Grabs knife and stabs Phillip multiple times)

Me: Now GET OFF MY PLANE!!! >:( (Pushes Phillip out of the plane) You guys ok? Oh wait, McLaren P1 Boy here too? Imma waste him!!

Diana: Yep we are.... thanks.

(Aims my AK47 at P1 Boy)

McLaren P1 Boy: WAIT!! STOP!! I AM LEAVING VIVENDI FOR GOOD!! SERIOUS!!

Me: I ain't gonna be taken by your words :| (Loads gun)

McLaren P1 Boy: I AM SERIOUS!! I WILL LEAVE FOR GOOD!!

Me: Fine. I will trust you if you are that sure. But YOU MUST NOT ALLOW VIVENDI TO FIND US. Hanna, look after that loser.

Hanna: Are you sure he can be trusted?

Me: I doubt that he can..... he tried to kill you all during the Civic Championship.

Azelfland: Hmmm.... we will NOT release that guy unless he can prove himself.

McLaren P1 Boy: I AM SERIOUS!! EITHER YOU RELEASE ME OR VIVENDI WILL KILL US ALL!!

Me: I rather he get killed, but.... too bad that I gotta fall for his trap. If this plane gets detonated by that twat, it's over for all of us :| I will release you P1 Boy, but first, throw all explosives you have on yourself out of the plane.

McLaren P1 Boy: Fine! I will!

ShadowAzelfland: You win this time :/ But if we ever catch you working for that twat, your days will be over >:|

McLaren P1 Boy: FINE!!

Hanna: I am afraid that he will suddenly betray us....

Me: I am also afraid of that. While I am not worried about the plane, what I gotta worry is about all of us. TwatEndi's goons destroyed all the parachutes... :|

ShadowAzelfland: I will prove you that the parachutes are fine :D (Sees the parachute bags are ripped apart and the parachutes are sabotaged) F***!!!!

Me: I gotta get back to the controls. Hanna, make sure P1 Boy does not do anything that can endanger us all. Panda Bots, look after the rest of the crew. (Heads back to cockpit, turns off autopilot and flies back to Area 51)

My call to TweakRacer: I got a feeling that I need you and Feuerrm to use that UFO thing and escort us. Can you come?

TweakRacer: Order received. Send the coordinates and the details of your plane.

Me: Hang on a minute.

(Sends info to TweakRacer)

TweakRacer: Alright, I will come ASAP. (Hangs up) Feuerrm, we gotta use that UFO.

Feuerrm: Alright let's go.

TweakRacer: You fly the UFO while I grab all the equipment we need.

(5 mins later, UFO departs to find the C141)

Me: I think I made a stupid decision to trust McLaren P1 Boy, but with all the parachutes destroyed we have no choice. Oh wait!! Cynthia!! I need you in the cockpit right now!!

(Cynthia enters cockpit)

Me: I just realised one thing, since you all can fly, we could have just evacuvated the plane with you all carrying the cars to my garage!! What an idiot am I!!

Cynthia: That is actually a good plan, but if we attempt to leave the plane, with P1 Boy left, he might prove himself disloyal and ask Vivendi boss to hunt us down... though we will not care of he hunts, but you know the Vivendi boss suspended our powers, right? What if he does that again while we escape by ground?

Me: Ah yes..... (Alarm sounding) What the f*** is going one here.... (Sees enemy jets surrounding plane) HOW DAFAQ DID THE SAN DIEGO B***A*** FIND IS SO EASILY??? DID P1 BOY BETRAY US AGAIN????

Cynthia: I gotta ask him if he allowed these jets to surround us :|

Me: Where are you TweakRacer? I got San Diego d***s trying to shoot me down!!

TweakRacer: About 5 minu.... wait. WHAT?? DID YOU SAY JETS?? I gotta get some help from the Air Force then >:|

(TweakRacer calling the North American Aerospace Defence Command, NORAD and giving details)

Back in the C141,

Me: Come on!! I needa get to Area 51 ASAP!! (Checks the radar) Damn it!! I will be unable to return to Area 51 before these a******* turn us into BBQ!!

SDH Pilot 1: Attention decomissioned jet. We are under orders to escort you to base. Change course or we will engage.

Me: OR.... YOU CAN DIDDLE YOURSELF!!

SDH Pilot 1: Comply immediately!!

Me: You don't understand the effort for me to be here pal!!

SDH Pilot 2: Change bearing or you will be grounded.

Me: I will say negatory on that order :P

SDH Pilot 3: Comrades, prepare to engage. If the jet refuses to comply, we will engage it.

Other 7 SDH Pilots: Copied.

SDH Pilot 4: We do not ask twice.

Me: This is First Officer T telling you to stroke it pal. (whistles and gives the 4th pilot the middle finger)

ShadowAzelfland: And here is Captain SA repeating First Officer T's transmissions :P (gives the 5th pilot the middle finger)

SDH Pilot 5: Disrespectful brats! Did your parents educate you guys properly?

Me: Keep that question to yourselves, hypocrites!

SDH Pilot 1: This is you final warning. Divert now or we will engage.

NORAD F-35s approach the F-15s used by the SDH Pilots

SDH Pilot 1: Decomissioned jet is trying to retaliate. Let's engage. Eagle 1 Fox 1, Eagle 2 Fox 1, Eagle 3 Fox 2, Eagle 4 Fox 2. Rest of you, take care of those NORAD pricks.

(Dogfight happens with NORAD Pilots dominating the SDH Pilots)

SDH Pilot 3: Screw it!! I gotta dosable the cargo plane!! (Shoots one of the engines)

Me: WTF!! Engine 3 is damaged!! Shutting dow.... (plane gets shot repeatedly by its vertical stabiliser) And now I am losing my tail!!

SDH Pilot 1: Will see what you can do without hydraulic power!! (Shoots the low pressure bulkhead)

Me: Damn it!! My hydraulic pressure is dropping!! And I am losing control over this plane!!

ShadowAzelfland: Well use differential engine thrust to steer it then while I look for alternative methods!!

NORAD Lead Pilot: NORAD 27, we got unauthorised jets attacking that cargo jet. Shoot down those spooks at all costs!!

NORAD Pilot 2: I got this!! (Shoots 3 attacking SDH F-15s)

SDH Pilot 3: Damn it I gotta leave!!

NORAD Lead Pilot: Not so fast you son of a bitch!! (Shoots down the last F-15)

Me: N717CA declaring emergency. No hydraulic pressure, I have to use engine thrust to handle this.

NORAD Lead Pilot: Copy that, no control. We will escort you to base.

Me: Negative, I don't think I can get back to base. Even if I get there I doubt that I can land this thing.

NORAD Lead Pilot: So what should we do?

Me: Return back to your base. I have a friend which will attempt a daring mid-air rescue.

NORAD Lead Pilot:Then what are you gonna do with this jet?

Me: I think the boss of Vivendi sent thise jets to shoot me down. I will send the plane right into his base as all souls on board evacuvate.

NORAD Lead Pilot: Seriously? You are gonna crash this into a building?

Me: Under normal circumstances I will ditch disabled planes into the water. But since the Vivendi boss attempted to kill us (Azelfland's crew and I), I will return the favour.

NORAD Lead Pilot: Roger then. We will try to smoke Vivendi while we can. But the Vivendi boss is a dangerous guy.

Me: That is something I am actuely aware of. Now head back to base.

NORAD Lead Pilot: Returning to base then.

(All NORAD F-35s return to base)

Me: Man, differential thrust is hard to manage!! How do I send this thing into Vivendi's Vesuvius base?

Cynthia: I think I see some trim tabs. Lemme try those. (Tries the trim tabs which worked) You can use the trim tabs.

Me: That's great. Is TweakRacer here yet? Imma send this thing into Vivendi's base.

Cynthia: ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! YOU WANT TO CRASH THIS DISABLED PLANE INTO THE VIVENDI MAIN FORTRESS???!!!

Me: Yes. But not before TweakRacer gets us outta here. (Sees UFO)

TweakRacer: Hey dudes!! Feuerrm and I are here!!

Me: That is great! But what can you do to get us out of here?

TweakRacer: I have added another function to my spare OCer!! Which allows me to fish cars!!

Cynthia: So you are gonna fish us out of here?

TweakRacer: Exactly!! C 63 and Sesto, you both help to bring the cars I fish into this UFO!!

Back in the C141,

Me: Guys, help has arrived. Azelfland and Hanna, enter my RX8. Panda Bots, you enter my Corvette GS. Diana and P1 Boy, you enter my Lancer. While I will enter the Vulcan with Cynthia.

ShadowAzelfland: But, where is P1 Boy?

(At that time, P1 Boy is assembling an energy weapon from one of the cargo holds, preparing to reveal his true intentions)

Me: Ok, so this plane is now heading for the Vesuvius base. Opening the door....

(The Panda Bots free the cars from their attachments and start their engines)

My Lancer: Hmmm.... WHAT??

Diana: Lancer, trust me. We can only survive if we jump out if the plane. This plane is virtually unlandable and we need to leave.

My Lancer: But I have no parachutes....

Diana: Trust me. OK?

My Lancer: Ok....

Diana: Here we go! TweakRacer, catch us!!

TweakRacer: Time to test my car fishing skill!! (Activates OCer to catch the Lancer)

My Lancer: HEEEELLLLPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEE- Eh? Why am I floating?

TweakRacer: You ain't gonna die!! Now hang on!! (Pulls the Lancer into Feuerrm's UFO)

My Lancer: Ok, glad to be alive.

ShadowAzelfland: Diana, why did you leave without P1 Boy?

Diana: I can tell that P1 Boy is trying to show his disloyality again. We gotta get outta here quick.

Me: I KNEW IT!! GUYS, GO!!

Azelfland: What about you TF2014?

Me: Don't worry I will survive.....

C 63: Get up here, Lancer! Don't look down!!

Lancer: Thanks C 63....

Azelfland: Hanna, get in quick!! RX8, don't be afraid. OK? We gotta evacuvate.

My RX8: Ready. You both in? Then let's gooooooo!!!!!!!!

(RX8 moves out of the C141 and falls 20cm before TweakRacer catches the RX8)

My RX8: WTF?? Is Vivendi catching us?

Hanna: Don't worry, it is TweakRacer trying to help us evacuvate :)

My RX8: Phew.

TweakRacer and C 63: RX8 get ready!! (TweakRacer pulls the RX8 into the UFO)

The 2 Panda Bots: Let's go now! (Enters the Corvette GS)

My Corvette GS: You all in? Let's rock!! (Corvette GS moves out of the plane)

(As the Corvette GS jumps out, engine #2 of the C141 flames out/stops working)

Me: Holy hell!! I lost a 2nd engine! Is the Corvette out?

Cynthia: Everyone other than you, me and P1 Boy are still in. What is P1 Boy doing anyway?

Me: I gotta get outta this plane before it crashes into the Vivendi fortress! I think I will take P- F*** YOU P1 BOY I KNEW YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM EFFING JUDAS!!!

McLaren P1 Boy: Somehow my trick never worked. But I will eliminate you, Cynthia and your stinking Vulcan. Since you want to die, let's DIE TOGETHER YOU MANIAC!! HAHAHAHAHahahaha....

Me: Let me go you snake!

McLaren P1 Boy: When I asked you to let me go, you refused. Now it is my turn....

Feuerrm: Cynthia: Get TF2014 and the Vulcan out of that plane! I do not have enough time left!

Cynthia: I am having trouble with P1 Boy!! He is trying to kill TF2014 with his energy weapon!!

ShadowAzelfland: MOTHER******!!! I AM GOING BACK IN THERE!!

TweakRacer: Are you nuts, Shadow?

ShadowAzelfland: I have taken lots of risks so this should be as easy as ABC!! Trust me :) (jumps back into the C141)

My Vulcan: ShadowAzelfland! Are you nuts?

Cynthia: Yes, why did you return?

ShadowAzelfland: TF2014 needs our help ASAP. I MUST HELP >:|

Cynthia: If that is the case I will join you. But how can we leave? There are 3 people that needs to leave while the Vulcan has only 2 seats :/

ShadowAzelfland: I will see about that later. Let's help TF2014!

(Both ShadowAzelfland and Cynthia attempt to help me)

Cynthia: P1 Boy, put him down!

McLaren P1 Boy: That will never happen!! Hahahaha.... (aims the energy weapon at me)

ShadowAzelfland: If you will not let him go we will-

McLaren P1 Boy: If you come near, TF2014 will be vapourised!! And so will you two!! Now give me that Vulcan!! I am getting off this plane!!

Cynthia: No you are not!! Now-

(McLaren P1 Boy unleashes his chain, binding Cynthia's hands together)

Cynthia: HEY!! LET ME GO!!

McLaren P1 Boy: I will get rid of TF2014 FIRST... then YOU. And that demon over there will me NEXT.

ShadowAzelfland: Who are you to call me a DEMON??!! >:(

McLaren P1 Boy: Cause you look like one. Now t-

Me: F*** YOU P1 BOY!! (kicks the energy weapon out of his hands) ShadowAzelfland!! Let's crush P1 Boy, release Cynthia and get outta here!!

Cynthia: Wait, I can break these chains!! What am I thinking?? (Unleashes her power and rips the chains apart like tissue paper)

McLaren P1 Boy: What the-

Me: Immobilise this f***er!!

(Cynthia, ShadowAzelfland and me repeatedly punch and kick P1 Boy)

McLaren P1 Boy: What are you guys doing here?

Me: Oh yes. Fu-

(P1 Boy grows a third arm, all three arms pin our hands behind our backs)

Me: Aww not again!!

Cynthia: Why is my power not working this time?

McLaren P1 Boy: Cause you forgot my 3rd arm can jam all powers!! NOW LET'S DIE TOGETHER!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

ShadowAzelfland: You will never get away with this!!

Me: What should we do now?

Cynthia: I don't know.... first we need to get our-

WHAMMOOOO!!!! (My Vulcan reverses at full speed into McLaren P1 Boy, hitting him with 500 Newtons of force)

My Vulcan: You forgot that you power cannot defend yourself from car attacks!! Deal with it sucker!!

McLaren P1 Boy: Ouch....

Me: Thank you so much Vulcan. Knew I will never regret having you :D

My Vulcan: We can talk later. First we need to leave the plane!

Cynthia: But how? Vulcan has two seats but three people need to leave!

ShadowAzelfland: I have skills with bikes. So I know acrobatics. And I will use my acrobatics skills to hang onto the Vulcan's spoiler! >:D

My Vulcan: Are you so sure?

ShadowAzelfland: I guarantee that! Now TF2014 and Cynthia, get in that Vulcan!! I will hang onto its spoiler!!

McLaren P1 Boy: Taste my 3rd arm and see if you can leave here!! Eh? Why is no 3rd arm extending?

My Vulcan (as Cynthia and I enter it, and ShadowAzelfland hangs on it's spoiler): Because..... I wrecked your 3rd arm when releasing TF2014, Cynthia and ShadowAzelfland!! >:) And I hit it with 500N force!! Bye bye you son of a bitch!! And get rekt!! :P (zooms out of the plane)

McLaren P1 Boy: HEY!! COME BACK HERE!!

Me: Only loonies will listen to you!! Good riddance!! (As TweakRacer catches the Vulcan with his OCer)

My Vulcan: TweakRacer!! Get us in that UFO!!

TweakRacer: Your wish will be granted :D

(After Vulcan enters the UFO and the door closes)

TweakRacer: Now let's watch a 'special light show'! :P

Feuerrm: What light show?

Me: I sent that severly damaged plane flying towards the Vivendi fortress :P

Feuerrm: What? Really,TF2014? People might think you are a terrorist :/

Me: Ah who cares. It is Vivendi who I am targeting :P

(Back in the C141)

McLaren P1 Boy: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo..... I gotta leave here!! (Jumps out of plane into ocean and somehow, survives)

(At the Vivendi fortress in Vesuvius)

Vivendi boss: Wonder how is my boy P1 Boy doing. Hope he brought those cunts safely to me. (Hears a loud noise) What is that noise?

(Vivendi boss sees the C141 heading straight towards his office)

Vivendi boss: What. The. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

KABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!! (C141 crashes into the Vivendi base, destroying the base completely)

Vivendi boss: Luckily I have a flakjacket so this impact does not do anything to me! But my base.... (Rage mode activates) Azelfland..... TweakRacer..... TF2014..... Hanna..... you f***ers..... I will hunt you a******* down for what you did to me! >:(

(On board the UFO)

TweakRacer: That is a huge mushroom cloud. Wow. Too bad Vivendi boss and his cunts are still alive. And sadly, P1 Boy survived the crash.

Me: What,

TweakRacer: Look at this. (Shows Vivendi boss' message)

Me: So what. Let's get the f*** outta here.

(On the way to my garage,)

Me: Thanks for you help TweakRacer. And your Panda Bots. And all of you here.

ShadowAzelfland: That is not much of a problem. Oh, seems like you are living alone. You need a couple?

Me: Well, nope. I don't need a girlfriend at all. Normal friends is enough.

ShadowAzelfland: Hmm....

Me: I am not in the dating buisness, dude.

Feuerrm: Get flamed, Shadow! (Sarcasm)

Everyone laughing

Azelfland: Well, we got multiple thing to chat I think. As long as it does not involve NSFW crap :P

Me: Whatever. We talk whatever as we head to my garage to drop me and my cars off b4 you return to your garage. Oh, to give the Vivendi boss payback, I have an idea. But I will only do it when I tuned my Vulcan exactly like how Feuerrm tuned his.

(After I disembark with my RX8, Lancer, Grand Sport and Vulcan at Rio,)

Me: So Vivendi boss, you dare to kidnap some of Azelfland's crew? Well, I will do the same to your wife, but only after I upgraded my Vulcan enough. Just you wait......

(The End)