User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: more crazy star ups and the Pininfarina H2 Speed, BMW M4 GTS and Viper sisters builds

the title says it all for the week. nuff said.

this is episode 9 of season 9 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Wanda: MOTHER! YOU'RE OKAY!:D

Persephone: we thought we lost you.:D

Candice: i'm glad to see that you two are okay.:3

Miguel: are you okay?:I

Candice: i'm fine. but those bastards did some NSFW stuff on me for information!>:(

Wanda: THEY WHAT?!>:(

Persephone: THOSE VIVENDI F***ERS WILL PAY FOR THIS!>:(

TF2014: you'll have time for that. but i have to warn you guys. all of you need to move the garage elsewhere. there are bombs under it that will detonate.>:I

Wanda: HOW ARE WE GONNA TELL AZELFLAND?! he's doing his races as usual!O_O

TF2014: i'll let him know.>:I

meanwhile, at Vivendi's sixth base

Mike458: the bombs are set.>:I

Vincent: good.>:)

Mike458: what about Azelfland?>:I

Vincent: i want every single unit after Azelfland.>:I

Mike458: everyone?>:I

Vincent: EVERYOOOOOONE!!>:(

back at San Francisco

My 2017 Ford GT: um, where's the garage?! i could've sworn it was there!O_O

Me: *picks up the phone* hello?:I

TF2014 (on the phone): listen, it's not safe to stay here. Vincent is sending every unit after you. we moved your garage to Tokyo, because there were bombs under it. head over to pier 45. there is a ship that goes for Tokyo. your Ford GT is fast enough to make the jump. it's the only way.>:I *hangs up*

2017 Ford GT: pier 45, huh? well, we have no choice.>:I

one Vivendi chase later

2017 Ford GT: there's the jump. FULL SPEED AHEAD!>:I *jumps from the ramp*

Me (in slow motion): you'll never catch me!>:D

the Vivendi goons take a literal dive in the water, while Azelfland lands on the ship

Me: SUCK ON THAT!!>:D *gives Vivendi the middle finger on both hands*

Vincent: *brakes in time and slams his fist angrily at the steering wheel of his Arash AF10*

Tokyo, Japan

2017 Ford GT: phew! what a chase.^_^

Me: it sure was a chase. but we're safe and sound.:)

the next day, after getting the last blueprint for the Pininfarina H2 Speed (and building it)

My Pininfarina H2 Speed: you're Azelfland, right?:)

Me: the one and only.^_^

Pininfarina H2 Speed: i'm the Pininfarina H2 Speed. nice to meet you.^_^

Me: the Pininfarina H2 Speed?:I

Pininfarina H2 Speed: i can tell you never heard of me.:P

My DS E-Tense: that's awesome! another car with 300 IQ that runs on a 100-octane-based engine!^_^

Pininfarina H2 Speed: well, we're definitely going to be great friends.^_^

the next day

My Ford Shelby GT350R: okay, this is crazy! two star ups in only a few days?!:O

Alice: i know, right? that's just awesome!^_^

two days later

TheHawtDawg1: looks like our garages got updated.:I

Me: and i got a message from Gameloft. *reads the message* "you can now race your club members for fun with the club race feature. and your Corvette Grand Sport got buffed. we've also added a Lotus only season with a unique twist. enjoy.". neat.:)

My Ferrari LaFerrari: and according to Gameloft, those new cars are going to be the Ferrari J50 and the Lotus Elise Srpint 220.:P

Me: no Sesto Elemento? that's disappointing.:(

Hanna: maybe next time.:I

Diana: buuuuuuuuuut this will cheer you up. we got the blueprints for the M4 GTS.^_^

Me: how did you............?O_O

Diana: i used the trade tokens you got to get the last 2 blueprints we needed.:P

Alice: it's something, i guess.:P

one BMW M4 GTS build

My BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: awesome! now we can beat the finals of the BMW only tournament.^_^

My BMW M4 GTS: yeah, about that, you guys will need to upgrade me.:I

Alice: that's where i come in.

My Lamborghini Asterion: also, does anybody know where those mysterious tokens and blueprint for me come from?:I

My SCG 003S: oh, yeah. Gameloft added the daily tasks. we can get tokens by completing those every day. and if we get 6 daily tasks in one day, we get a blueprint for you.:)

Loraine: this is the Asterion ad reward all over again, except it gives blueprints.:P

Shelby: and it's a lot slower.:P

Metal Azelfland: and more nerve-wracking.:P

DS E-Tense: so, how do you think this is going to end?:I

Metal Azelfland: i'm a robot, not a fortune teller.>:I

the next day

My Aston Martin Vulcan: okay, bud. the last blueprint for the Viper GTS is ours.^_^

Me: nice. let's assemble her.:D

DS E-Tense: i forgot to mention, the parts for the Viper GTS are in Downtown Tokyo.:P

Wanda: Persephone and i will go.>:I

Hanna: we'll come with you.>:I

Persephone: no. we need you to stay out of this. we want to get revenge for what they did to our mother.>:I

at Downtown Tokyo

Wanda: so, there are guards, huh?>:I

Persephone: the plan is simple. we kill them, we take the parts and we hurry back.>:I

Wanda: how?:I

Persephone: i know. YO, VIVENDI GOONS!>:P

Vivendi goon 1: hm?>:I

Vivendi goon 2: ain't this the daughter of that bitch we kidnapped days ago?:I

Vivendi goon 1: yeah. let's do some inappropriate stuff to her.>:D

Wanda: THEY DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!>:(

Persephone: YOU BASTARDS ARE GOING DOWN!>:(

Both: *beat the crap out of the goons*

Wanda: that's what you get for kidnapping our mother AND for doing inappropriate stuff to her AND DON'T YOU OR YOUR GOON FRIENDS FORGET IT!>:(

Persephone: okay. let's take the parts.>:I

Wanda: there are also parts for the Viper ACR. probably the 2016 model. should we get those as well?:I

Persephone: let's.:)

one Dodge Viper GTS build later

Me: hmmmmmm. you look oddly familiar.:I

My Dodge Viper GTS: why?:I

Me: ah, yes. you remind me of the SRT Viper GTS.:)

Aston Martin Vulcan: what's he talking about?:I

Ferrari LaFerrari: it was since the time he was the king of CSR racing.:P

Aston Martin Vulcan: oh.:I

Pininfarina H2 Speed: also, why are you purple? not that there's anything wrong with that.:I

Dodge Viper GTS: that'ssssssssss the color Gameloft went with.:P

Pininfarina H2 Speed: can't argue with that.:P

the next day, after opening 10 Egoista packs (and two researches and developments)

My Porsche 718 Cayman: awesome!^_^

2017 Ford GT: i'm liking this even more.^_^

My Lamborghini Centenario: just as impressive as my second star up, am i right?:)

My Rezvani Beast X: same here, only it's my first of three star ups.:P

the narrator from Spongebob: a few moments later.

Me: *sees 2 Viper ACR blueprints in the Egoista card pack* OH. MY. GOD.:O

My Dodge Challenger 392 Hemi Scat Pack: i know  what this means.:O

My Dodge Challenger SRT8: we can get our sister now.:O

Wanda: i knew those parts would come in handy.:)

one Dodge Viper ACR build later

Dodge Challenger SRT8: now, before we get to the introduction, you should know that the Viper ACR you see is the 2016 Viper ACR. the one you knew back then was the 2008 one, right?:)

Me: right.:)

My Dodge Viper ACR: well, anyway, nice to meet you, Azelfland.^_^

Me: nice to meet you too.:)

Ferrari LaFerrari: well, it's something we'll have to get used to.:P

My Mercedes-Benz AMG GT S: but hey. it's the Viper sisters. they'll be great.^_^

meanwhile, in Philadelphia

TF2014: now that everything is done, i'll have to check on Matt, see if everything's okay. i'm sure the whole fiasco between the families in Caligula's will be done once we storm the place someday.:I

and that ends episode 9 of season9 of "Asphalt stories". man, that took me long enough.

until next time.

-Azelfland.