User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S2: Recruiting the Cayman GT4 ad the SLR Shenanigans

So the Ninja event is long gone, and I yet FAILED. AGAIN. STUPID TIME TRIALS! Anyways, I got the Cayman GT4, and the SLR event revives again, and I’m going to get it, NO MATTER WHAT! So here is the 12 of Season 2.

Note: THERE ARE NSFW SCENES GOING ON. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED AND READ IT AT YOUR OWN RISK.

At the GL HQ…

Boss of GL: It seems no good. Audi R8 tyke keeps losing the chance to get better cars and bikes. >:|

Matt: How about we revive the SLR EDD? At least the event is easy. :|

Boss of GL: Right.

In a secret place in the Munich Subway…

Me: So… the SLR event will revive, right?

My SL65: Yup.

My CTS-V Race car: However, we don’t know what the best tune to complete this event is.

My 458 Italia: Dunno. It is trash anyways. :|

My SLS GT: HOW DARE YOU SAYING THESE STUPID THINGS! >:(

Me: Anyways, I’ll go to San Diego to farm. Veneno, help out by farming in Alps.

My NEMESIS: Well, but who will do what when we get there? :|

Me: I’ll tell you after I farmed.

At San Diego…

My MP4-31: RS5? R8 V10 PLUS? YOU GUYS ARE VISITING US FROM CSR 2 AGAIN? O_O

My RS5: Yup. Besides, we decided to help you and Azefland on defeating Vivendi.^_^

My R8 V10 Plus: AND we got you PRESENTS! :)

Me: (After opening the boxes) OH. MY. GOD. THE FINAL BLUEPRINTS FOR THE CAYMAN GT4!

My MP4-31: And a Wankel Rotary engine. ._.

Me: That means that… WE GOT WORK TO DO!

3 Hours later, in CSR 2.

My Cayman GT4: So I get to ship to Asphalt, right?

Me: True. ^_^

My Cayman GT4: I suppose I can out run your sh*tboxes! :)

Back in Asphalt…

My RX8: Guys, I got this! (Shows my remaining JDMs an object)

Danny the NSX: What is this weird looking thing?

My Supra: Dunno. BUT it shaped like someone’s d*ck.

My RX8: THE SUPRA’S RIGHT! IT’S A D*CK-SHAPED SEX TOY! :D

My 959: Dudes… you shouldn’t be buying these things, right? ._.

My RX8: Whatever.

Me: (Bursts in) HEY GUYS, LEMME INTRODUCE TO Y’ALL THE NEW MEMBER-THE CAYMAN GT4!

My Cayman GT4: I am the Cayman GT4-THE BADDEST, THE MEANEST AND THE BEST CAR IN THE WORLD! SO, GET REKT, DUDES AND GALS! :D

Everyone: … ._.

After 1 minute of unexpected silence…

My R8 LMS Ultra, my SLS GT, my Codatroncca TSS, my Holden 60 and my AMG GT3: (Laughs) XD

My Cayman GT4: WHAT SO FUNNY, PEASANTS! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE CAYMAN! >:(

My R8 LMS Ultra: YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT WE ARE SLOWER THAN YOU? XD

My SLS GT: GO HOME, DUDE! YOU’RE DRUNK! XD

My AMG GT3: BESIDES, THE HOLDEN AND I ARE KINGS! GET REKT! XD

My R8 e-tron: BRUH, LOOK AT THIS DUDE! (Laughs) What do see of- (Laughs) No, no, no, NO! (Laughs and then hysterical breathing) HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! LOOK AT THETOP OF HIS HEAD! (Laughs) LOOK AT HIS LIPS! (Laughs) XD

My RS3: A good “Look at this dude” roast, man. XD

My Cayman GT4: THAT’S ENOUGH, PEASANTS! I HAD ENOUGH! >:(

My RX8: (Stuffs his d*ck-shaped sex toy into the Cayman GT4’s radiator)

My Supra: He means *suck ma d*ck, loser.” XD

Me: …that’s enough of the humiliation. ANYAWYS, ALL EDD CARS THAT BELONG TO THE SLR EDD, LET’S GO! AND the Audis, JDMs and all Mercedes, you guys act as a moral support. :P

My CLK GTR AMG: LET’S GET THE SLR, MERCEDES ARMY! >:)

At the EDD site…

Purple SLK: WhERe Is ThE Sl65 AnD The CaDIlLaC CtS FiVe RACe Car? ?_?

My Maserati GTS: Dunno, they took the express lane.

Meanwhile, in the express lane…

My SL65: Damn it. VIVENDI ROADBLOCK! O_O

My CTS-V Race Car: Damn it! We’ll be late! >:(

Back to the EDD site…

My SLR McLaren: I suppose that everyone’s here, right?

My SLS GT: The SL and the CTS-V has run into a roadblock and will be late.

My SLR McLaren: Doesn’t matter, my dear Mercedes friends. They’ll be needed later, not now.

Vincent and Mike458: (appears from nowhere)

My Supra: VINCENT?! MIKE 458?! WHY ARE YOU HERE! >:(

Zoe: OH GOD NOT THE SEXISTS AGAIN! >:(

Vincent: That’s simple. We’ll make you suffer to the point that you’ll be de->:)

My RX8: (Stuffs the d*ck-shaped sex toy into Vincent’s mouth and moved the sex toy back and forth)

Mike458: WHAT WAS THAT FOR! >:(

Me: To pay revenge to what you insulted my girl last time-

My RS5: And to humiliate you. He means that “Suck ma d*ck, loser.” :P

My SLR McLaren: ANYWAYS, ENDURO DOUBLE DOWN-WAR FOR THE SLR-IT’S ON! >:(

So the Ninja event is long gone, and I yet FAILED. AGAIN. STUPID TIME TRIALS! Anyways, I got the Cayman GT4, and the SLR event revives again, and I’m going to get it, NO MATTER WHAT! So here is the 12 of Season 2.

Note: THERE ARE NSFW SCENES GOING ON. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED AND READ IT AT YOUR OWN RISK.

At the GL HQ…

Boss of GL: It seems no good. Audi R8 tyke keeps losing the chance to get better cars and bikes. >:|

Matt: How about we revive the SLR EDD? At least the event is easy. :|

Boss of GL: Right.

In a secret place in the Munich Subway…

Me: So… the SLR event will revive, right?

My SL65: Yup.

My CTS-V Race car: However, we don’t know what the best tune to complete this event is.

My 458 Italia: Dunno. It is trash anyways. :|

My SLS GT: HOW DARE YOU SAYING THESE STUPID THINGS! >:(

Me: Anyways, I’ll go to San Diego to farm. Veneno, help out by farming in Alps.

My NEMESIS: Well, but who will do what when we get there? :|

Me: I’ll tell you after I farmed.

At San Diego…

My MP4-31: RS5? R8 V10 PLUS? YOU GUYS ARE VISITING US FROM CSR 2 AGAIN? O_O

My RS5: Yup. Besides, we decided to help you and Azefland on defeating Vivendi.^_^

My R8 V10 Plus: AND we got you PRESENTS! :)

Me: (After opening the boxes) OH. MY. GOD. THE FINAL BLUEPRINTS FOR THE CAYMAN GT4!

My MP4-31: And a Wankel Rotary engine. ._.

Me: That means that… WE GOT WORK TO DO!

3 Hours later, in CSR 2.

My Cayman GT4: So I get to ship to Asphalt, right?

Me: True. ^_^

My Cayman GT4: I suppose I can out run your sh*tboxes! :)

Back in Asphalt…

My RX8: Guys, I got this! (Shows my remaining JDMs an object)

Danny the NSX: What is this weird looking thing?

My Supra: Dunno. BUT it shaped like someone’s d*ck.

My RX8: THE SUPRA’S RIGHT! IT’S A D*CK-SHAPED SEX TOY! :D

My 959: Dudes… you shouldn’t be buying these things, right? ._.

My RX8: Whatever.

Me: (Bursts in) HEY GUYS, LEMME INTRODUCE TO Y’ALL THE NEW MEMBER-THE CAYMAN GT4!

My Cayman GT4: I am the Cayman GT4-THE BADDEST, THE MEANEST AND THE BEST CAR IN THE WORLD! SO, GET REKT, DUDES AND GALS! :D

Everyone: … ._.

After 1 minute of unexpected silence…

My R8 LMS Ultra, my SLS GT, my Codatroncca TSS, my Holden 60 and my AMG GT3: (Laughs) XD

My Cayman GT4: WHAT SO FUNNY, PEASANTS! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE CAYMAN! >:(

My R8 LMS Ultra: YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT WE ARE SLOWER THAN YOU? XD

My SLS GT: GO HOME, DUDE! YOU’RE DRUNK! XD

My AMG GT3: BESIDES, THE HOLDEN AND I ARE KINGS! GET REKT! XD

My R8 e-tron: BRUH, LOOK AT THIS DUDE! (Laughs) What do see of- (Laughs) No, no, no, NO! (Laughs and then hysterical breathing) HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! LOOK AT THETOP OF HIS HEAD! (Laughs) LOOK AT HIS LIPS! (Laughs) XD

My RS3: A good “Look at this dude” roast, man. XD

My Cayman GT4: THAT’S ENOUGH, PEASANTS! I HAD ENOUGH! >:(

My RX8: (Stuffs his d*ck-shaped sex toy into the Cayman GT4’s radiator)

My Supra: He means *suck ma d*ck, loser.” XD

Me: …that’s enough of the humiliation. ANYAWYS, ALL EDD CARS THAT BELONG TO THE SLR EDD, LET’S GO! AND the Audis, JDMs and all Mercedes, you guys act as a moral support. :P

My CLK GTR AMG: LET’S GET THE SLR, MERCEDES ARMY! >:)

At the EDD site…

Purple SLK: WhERe Is ThE Sl65 AnD The CaDIlLaC CtS FiVe RACe Car? ?_?

My Maserati GTS: Dunno, they took the express lane.

Meanwhile, in the express lane…

My SL65: Damn it. VIVENDI ROADBLOCK! O_O

My CTS-V Race Car: Damn it! We’ll be late! >:(

Back to the EDD site…

My SLR McLaren: I suppose that everyone’s here, right?

My SLS GT: The SL and the CTS-V has run into a roadblock and will be late.

My SLR McLaren: Doesn’t matter, my dear Mercedes friends. They’ll be needed later, not now.

Vincent and Mike458: (appears from nowhere)

My Supra: VINCENT?! MIKE 458?! WHY ARE YOU HERE! >:(

Zoe: OH GOD NOT THE SEXISTS AGAIN! >:(

Vincent: That’s simple. We’ll make you suffer to the point that you’ll be de->:)

My RX8: (Stuffs the d*ck-shaped sex toy into Vincent’s mouth and moved the sex toy back and forth)

Mike458: WHAT WAS THAT FOR! >:(

Me: To pay revenge to what you insulted my girl last time-

My RS5: And to humiliate you. He means that “Suck ma d*ck, loser.” :P

My SLR McLaren: ANYWAYS, ENDURO DOUBLE DOWN-WAR FOR THE SLR-IT’S ON! >:(