User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S2: Saving the SLR (Part 2/2)

Well the final episode of Season 2! Can't stop but made refrences to Girls Und Panzer (a Japanese anime) and Sheet Boss Music's MIDI pieces. ENJOY!

Havana, Cuba

My Cayman GT4: Ugh, where am I? I remember that I blew up in Nevada.

My RS3: In Cuba, where the goddammit communists-(gets kicked in the ass) OW! X_X (Audi Meme Team got owned counter: 4)

My AHGT: Mind your words. They will kill us if they heard this. >:|

My SLS GT: So, what’s the big idea? :|

Me: We’ll bust in and beat the sh*t outta them and SAVE THE SLR!

Meanwhile, in the Vivendi Evil Space Station…

Vivendi goon: (On the phone) Boss, we have no sights on the Chaos Emeralds in R8 tyke’s SLR McLaren. >:|

Vincent: (On the phone): F*CK YOU ALL! SEARCH EVERY SINGLE PART! I CAN’T BEIEVE THAT DUSKNOIR FROM THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE LIED TO US! >:(

Vivendi goon: (On the phone) Copy that. >:|

Back to Havana…

My TTS: Is this the Vivendi base? Tsk tsk. Easy job. >:)

My Aventador SV: I have detected that there are invisible lasers in the walls of the base. >:|

My NEMESIS: AND I got the place to deactivate them. It’s in the East Wing.

My Supra: Take that easy, dude. (Takes out a device) >:)

My MP4-31: Lemme guess. You wanna jam it, right?

My Supra: Bingo. (Activates the jammer) >:)

Meanwhile, in the East Wing of the base…

Vivendi goon: Sir, our lasers gone down. >:|

Vivendi manager: SEND SOMEONE TO FIX IT! R8 TYKE’S GOING TO CLAIM THE SLR! >:(

My AHGT: (Bashes the windows) TOO SLOW! >:D (Destroys the control room)

At the door…

My SL65: THE GATES OPENED! O_O

Me: That means the Supra’s plan worked! CHARGE! D:<

Meanwhile…

Vivendi officer: (On the phone) The Havana Base has been attacked by Code Black Personnel, send help immediately. >:|

Vivendi pilot: I’ll go-(In a Roblox style) OOF! X_X (Gets killed by TF2014)

TF2014: GOTCHA, BITCH! >:D

In the Havana Base’s Secret Lab…

My SLR McLaren: C63 507? WHY YOU ARE HERE! O_O

My C63 507: Well, I got kidnapped from R8 tyke’s CSR 2, and they searched me for the Chaos Emeralds.

(The door busted open)

Me: Well hello- WAIT. MY C63 507? WHY ARE YOU HERE? O_O

My SLR: Well, Vivendi kidnapped him. :|

Me: Well, GET OUT OF HERE! NOW! WE’RE GOING TO-(Phone rings and I catched it)

TF2014: (On the phone) Well well well. If it isn’t the Audi R8 tyke. :P

Me: (On the phone) TF2014? OH BOY I MISSED YOU! :D

TF2014: (On the phone) I’m going to destroy the base, but I need you to deal as much damage as possible to the base, understand? >:|

Me: Deal. (Hangs Up) DID YOU GUYS HEAR IT? THIS HELLHOLE IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED! HELP YOUR MERECEDES FRIENDS TO DAMAGE THE BASE! GO! D:< (Hops into the SLR and we all left the lab)

Meanwhile…

My RS4: OH HELL NO! TANKS! O_O

Vivendi tank driver: HELL IS HERE- (Gets head-shoted my my TTS)

My TTS: OOOOHHHHHH HEADSHOT! :D (TTS Headshot Points: 840)

My R8 e-tron: MOAR TANKS! O_O

My S4: TIME TO DO THIS! THE “E” MEME! D:<(Plays Sheet Music Boss’ “Rush E”)

Markiplier (In the song using an accent of a British man): E!

(All the tanks were stunned)

My RS4: MY TURN! AND HIS NAME IS THE RS4! >:D (Flattens a tank while the John Cena theme rolls out)

My RS5: I GOT THIS MEME! (Opens a portal under a tank)

Vivendi tank driver: WTF? O_O (Drops into an alternative universe)

(In that universe, the tank drops infinitely as the Bag Raiders-Shooting Stars plays)

(That tank explodes)

My R8 V10 Plus: WOW. THIS MEME IS DANK. O_O

My RS3 and my R8 LMS Ultra: AUDIIIIIIIIIII POWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:< (Rams into a bunch of tanks in Leeroy Jenkins style, destroying them without a scratch)

(My TTS head-shots 20 Vivendi goons in a killing spree) (TTS Headshot Points: 9240)

My TTS: THANK YOU GOONS, NOW I CAN EVOLVE INTO A BETTER SELF! BEHOLD-THE QUANTUM BLASTER! >:D

the crowd (from the SIKE! that's the wrong number! video) and my other Audis: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!:D

For the Mercedes…

My Biome: STAHP GUYS, YOU WILL NOT GET PERFECT RUNS AND YOU MAY WRECK YOURSELVES! O_O

My SLS GT: Meh. :P

Purple SLK: MiSTeR R8 MaN TElL Us tO BAsH uP EVerYTHiNg! :P

My Biome: Fine. >:|

Vivendi goons: STOP! YOU WILL BREAK THE BUILDING! O_O

My SLR McLaren: ME AND THE C63 507 ARE HERE TO HELP! >:P (Blasts through 16 walls together unscratched)

Vivendi goons: (Face-palms)

Back to the Audis…

My R8 e-tron: OH GOD A BIG TANK! O_O

My TTS: Simple. We’ll do the GuP way. >:)

My RS4: What is GuP? :|

My R8 LMS Ultra: Girls Und Panzer, a famous Jap anime where some girls fight in tanks. :P

My RS3: So otaku you guys. :|

My Audi R8 e-tron: I will get launched by you, while I aim at the tank muzzle. Deal? :)

My TTS: Go ahead. :)

(My AHGT helped my R8 e-tron for the launch)

My R8 e-tron: 492 KM/H OF AUDI POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:< (Fires at the tank, but misses the muzzle and landed on the floor upside-down)

My TTS: Oh sh*t. :|

My RS4: THE TANK IS APPROACHING! O_O

My TTS: I’ll use the e-tron as a ramp. (Uses the e-tron to launch himself airborne) AUDIIIIIIIIIIII POWAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fires his quantum blaster and hits the muzzle of the tank) D:<

(The tank explodes)

My R8 e-tron: YES! But anyone help me to get upright again? :|

AHGT Destroyer Edition: Lemme help you. :P (Nudges my R8 e-tron so that it goes upright again)

My R8 e-tron: Thanks, but when do you guys fused again? :|

AHGT Destroyer Edition: When you are dealing with the tanks. :P

My R8 e-tron: BTW, I called help! :D

My Marusssia B2 (From nowhere and in a Russian accent): Behold, comrades. THOMAS THE EVIL RUSSIAN RUNAWAY TRAIN! >:D

(The Thomas the Evil Russian Runaway Train theme rolls, and Thomas the Evil Russian Train flattens the tanks and the untouched West Wing and South Wing of the base)

My RS3: Thomas the Tank Engine just Rushed B. ._.

My Marussia B2: (In a Russian Accent) In Russia, Vivendi don’t play Tetris. ITS TETRIS PLAYS THEM! >:D

(A couple Tetris blocks flattens the tanks)

My TTS: DANK RUSSIAN MEMES! :D

Me: GUYS, YOU GOTTA DIP! LEAVE THE REST TO TF2014! O_O

All of my cars: Yes BOSS! :D (Leaves with me)

Vivendi interceptor: STAHP THEM! MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID TO THE BASE! >:(

Me: I’ll get the SLR to my ship. Honey, help me to take care the R8 LMS.

Zoe: I will. >:|

AHGT Destroyer Edition: LET’S GO! TF2014 IS HERE! >:D

TF2014: F*CK YOU ALL, VIVENDI BITCHES! (Uses the armed Dassault Rafale to completely destroy the base) >:D

Vivendi interceptor: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- GET THEM, FOOLS! D:<

30 seconds later…

My SLR McLaren: Seems like that the R8 LMS Ultra is out of our sight. :|

Me: Zoe can do this right, I believe in her. >:|

Meanwhile…

My R8 LMS Ultra: OH SH*T! WEBERS! O_O;

Zoe: We can get through them. Don’t worry. >:|

Vivendi Weber Driver: TIME TO EAT SH*T WITH THIS! >:D (Fires a bazooka and make it roll off the tarmac)

3 seconds later… (:P)

(My R8 LMS Ultra went back up the tarmac again, with one of the rear wheels blown up)

(The Säkkijärven Polkka plays again)

Vivendi Weber driver: WTF? DRIVING WITH ONLY 3 WHEELS?!? O_O

Zoe: NEVER MISUNDERSTOOD THE CHRISTIE SUSPENSION!!!!!! D:< (KDs the Weber)

My R8 LMS Ultra: R8 TYKE’S SHIP IS DOWN THERE! O_O

Vivendi officers: DAMN IT! DON’T LET THAT R8 ESCAPE! >:(

(Yes-Roundabout starts to play here)

Zoe: Then we should do this! (Drifts my R8 towards my ship)

(The climax of the song plays, along with the “To Be Continued” arrow)

My R8 LMS Ultra: (Breaks the 4th wall) Nah mate. :P (Resumes the action and gets the pistons fried, which gives it the right momentum to land on my boat)

Me: Wow. That’s an epic landing. WAIT. ONE OF THEWHEELS GOT BLOWN UP? ALONG WITH THE FRAMEWORK? GEEZ, I’M GONNA DO VERY EXPENSIVE REPAIRING THEN! O_O

(But in the end, I repaired it with a fairly inexpensive price, and my SLR EDD income goes to the LT, the NEMESIS and my Cayman GT4)

ANYWAYS, THIS IS THE END OF SEASON 2. CYA IN SEASON 3!