User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Nissan 370Z SE R&D and preparing for the Lightning LS-218 EDD

going through the 370Z SE R&D is no easy job, but i'm glad i kept my V6s for it instead of using them on my Alpine. as for the LS-218 EDD, i'm going all out with the farming, no matter what happens.

this is episode 10 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Rome, Italy

My Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): should we tell the 370Z she has a Special Edition of her own?:I

Me: not yet. she'll freak out if she finds out too early.:P

Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): understood.:P

My McLaren 675LT: speaking of the 370Z SE, should we take it on now?:I

Me: yes. Trezor, analysis.>:I

My Renault Trezor: okay. well, thankfully, the 370Z SE has no token-only upgrades. unlike a Lamborghini that has costed us our token stash!>:(

My Lamborghini Murcielago: you guys had to go along with it.:(

Renault Trezor: i know. but it still makes me mad that Vincent would go this far to prevent us from winning those events.>:(

My Sbarro Sparta: i'll come too. can't wait to shove it on their face.:P

My Toyota Supra: well, i'm coming too. i kind of want to see what kind of car the 370Z SE will be.:)

Loraine: then it's settled.:)

Asphalt labs lab 1

Nissan 370Z SE: so you're the Azelfland everyone is talking about.:)

Me: the one and only.^_^

Nissan 370Z SE: i'm the Nissan 370Z SE. nice to meet you.^_^

Sbarro Sparta: Special Editon? more like CRAPPY EDITION!XD

Nissan 370Z SE: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!>:(

Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): please ignore Leonidas. he just likes roasting any car that can't dethrone him.:P

Toyota Supra: bruh, look at this dude. oh, wait till you see the- *laughs a bit* oh, no no no no. oh-ho-ho. *hysterical laughing and wheezing* AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! *more hysterical laughing and wheezing* LOOK AT HIS LIPS!XD

Nissan 370Z SE: YOU DARE ASSUME MY GENDER?!>:( *knocks down the Supra* (the Supra died counter: 1)

Rouge: OH MY GOD! SHE KILLED THE SUPRA!O_O

Cynthia: YOU BASTARD!>:(

Toyota Supra: *respanws* why'd you do that for?!>:(

Nissan 370Z SE: it's for thinking i'm a dude.>:P

My Pagani Huayra BC: let's just get started with the R&D already.-_-

after test 1

Nissan 370Z SE: wow. you really are the real deal.^_^

Me: but you were painfully slow.>_<

Alice: nothin' like some good upgrades will fix that.:P

My McLaren MP4-31: agreed.:P

at test 7

R&D technician: Do we see a mirage or did you come back to the desert to take on our Ultimate AI? Let's see if you can handle it, or if you'll just fade away!>:)

Me: pfffff. i faced worse first AIs than this one. BRING IT ON!>:)

after test 7

Me: HAHAHA! YES!>:D

TheHawtDawg1: he actually did this without using the nitro AND while he was unboosted. i don't know what to say.O_O

the next day on lab 2

Nissan 370Z SE: dude, you were really something. beating the AI without using the nitro at all.^_^

Wanda: you could say it was a true test of skill back there.:P

Nissan 370Z SE: are you gonna do it with the next AI as well?:)

Me: nah, i'd rather go all out. it only gets harder from here.>:I

My Nissan GT-R (R35): by the way, can someone tell me why the Datsun 270Z isn't acting like herself?:I

Flora: it's because of this. the Naughty-Thoughtinator. as the name says, it eliminates any thoughts of porn.^_^

Persephone: AND it's basically powder. you put it on the engines of the cars and they stay away from porn. the effect is permanent, by the way.:P

Diana: it worked on Azelfland's 1965 Cobra as well. and the two won't touch porn ever again.^_^

Nissan GT-R (R35): awesome!:O

My Datsun 270Z: the next one will be Azelfland's F40. hopefully we can do that on R8 tyke's RX-8 for revenge.:P

at test 18

R&D technician: You certainly do seem confident... Take a moment to enjoy it before our AI wipes that smile off your face!>:)

Me: we'll see about that. i faced worse second AIs than this one. BRING IT ON!>:)

after test 18

Me: HELL YES!>:D

R&D technician: never mind, then. ._.

the next day, at lab 3

Hanna: looks like the Lightning LS-218 EDD is around the corner.:I

Me: we'll take it on once we get enough credits to fully upgrade it. Huayra BC,MP4-31 and 675LT, you know what to do.>:I

McLaren 675LT: we're on it.>:I

Toyota: you sure they can handle this?:I

Me: yeah.:P

Flora: did you guys talk about the LS-218?:I

Hanna: yep. and it's another bike EDD fr-

Flora (acting like Michael Scott): NOOOOOOOOO GOD!! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO!!!....................................... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!D:

Diana: whoa! calm down. why are you acting like this?O_O

Flora: because the FZ-10 EDD was rigged and i still remember how bad it was!O_O *vietnam war flashbacks*

ThunderWolf: what happened in the past is in the past. be thankful you don't have to ride the FZ-10 for this one. just saying.:P

Shelby: so, who's going to ride the LS-218?:I

Cynthia: lemme at 'em!>:I

Me: i'll ride the LS-218 once we begin the EDD.>:I

Cynthia: aw, man.:(

Me; it's okay, Cynthia. you can ride it once we take down that EDD. i promise.:)

at test 20

R&D technician: Perfect form! There's talk in the Lab that you may end up going down in history. Or maybe they just said you were going down...:P

Me: OH, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!>:(

after test 20 (attempt 2)

Me: you were saying?>:)

at test 27

R&D technician: we heard you were ready for anything, but even WE'RE worried for you in this race. Good luck out there. You'll need it!:)

Me: i don't need luck. i got the skills.:P

after test 27

Me: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!>:D

Loraine: well, that was good, i guess.:P

meanwhile, in Manchester, England

Azelfland.exe: gentlemen, the time for the Lightning LS-218 EDD has come.>:I

Vincent: well, it's going to be the Yamaha FZ-10 EDD all over again.>:)

Azelfland.exe: now, did you two get Azelfland's Centenario?>:I

Vivendi goon 1: no.':I

Vivendi goon 2: he prevented us from doing so.':I

Azelfland.exe: YOU F***ING IMBECILES!! YOU HAD ONE JOB!>:(

Vivendi goon 1: we're sorry, master! we won't fail you again!O_O

Azelfland.exe: FOR YOUR FAILURE, YOUR PUNISHMENT IS DEATH!!! *zaps the goons to death* no matter. even without his Centenario in our arsenal, Azelfland won't be able to escape.>:)

Vincent: yep. with all the Centenarios that we got from that R&D fiasco, our enforcers are stronger than ever. forget all those Trash As F**k 10s. the Centenarios are now part of our enforcers.>:)

all the villains of the VVS: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!>:D

and that ends episode 10 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". more for the 370Z SE and the LS-218 coming next week.

until next time

-Azelfland.