User blog:Audi R8 tyke/April's fools: Asphalt update?

SO I heard of a new update in Asphalt, and it is like this:

COSMETIC CHANGES

 * 1) Changes ALL Audi textures to newest variants
 * 2) SE cars can have their colours changed
 * 3) Tuning kits displays "WIP" icon

NEW CARS

 * 1) Toyota Prius (Class S)
 * 2) Fiat Multipla (Class S)
 * 3) Mercedes-Benz Biome SE (Class S+)
 * 4) Dodge Dart GT SE (Class S+)
 * 5) 2012 Audi RS5 Sportback (Class S)

GAMEPLAY CHANGES

 * 1) Audi R8 LMS Ultra switched stats with the Vulcan, hence, they switched positions.
 * 2) All BMWs will be unusable for random day.
 * 3) Rocket boosters power-ups added. The Rocket booster increases the top speed of a veichle to 10,000 km/h, but nitro stats remained the same. However, this costs all your tokens and lasts for a race only. Your car will become a boat while using the power-up.
 * 4) The Audi R8 e-tron SE will have an elite status. Drains condition bar to "Need tuning" after 1 races. Time to tune up takes 2 days.
 * 5) Removed the Vanda Dendrobium.
 * 6) All cars have their fake speed removed.
 * 7) All cars can be purchased for either 1 credit or 10 tokens. This also applies to currently unobtainable cars.
 * 8) BMWs have a severe 1% speed modification.
 * 9) McLarens will have a random chance to glitch and morphs into the new cars added above.
 * 10) All cars which requires V8 as their Pro Kit formula were exemted from using V8 cards.

IS THIS UPDATE REAL?
OF COURSE NOT! If you believe this, you're fooled.

HAPPY APRIL'S FOOLS DAY!