User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories preview: the final battle against TweakRacer

this one is basically a preview of what will happen next. after i get the Renault Sport RS 01 OR once i beat the Vulcan V12 Hybrid EDD, that's when the final battle in the TweakRacer arc -but not the final episode of season 10- will happen. also, it's a reference to SMG4's War Of The Fat Italians 2018 video. and of course, the rap battle part.

enjoy the preview.

TweakRacer: grrrr.......>:(

everyone is happy that they reunited.

Me: it's over, TweakRacer.>:I

TweakRacer: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!>:(

Audi R8 tyke: looks like it's time to kick someone's ass!>:(

TweakRacer: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! FORGET GAMELOFT! I'LL JUST FINISH YOU ALL MYSELF! *pulls out a boombox* TweakRacer style!>:( * plays A Hat in Time-Picture Perfect B-Side Remix by Plasma3Music, which in turn plays on the background*

Everyone: *charges towards TweakRacer and vice versa*

TweakRacer versus everyone. begin.

TweakRacer: what's up, losers?! it's me, TweakRacer! what? new opponets? HA! a lot easier! you can't stop my powers! i'll snap you like a twig! i'll be dancing on your grave to this groovy dance jig! you need the force of a million batallions, but the best you have is a dumbass Grecian! think you can beat me?! rejection is perfection! drop the protection! give in to the infection!>:D

Audi R8 tyke: your obsession for rejection must be a weird complexion. the only power you have is making guys lose erections. here's my tip. go and cry to NukeStario. we'd all agree that'd be the best scenario. don't want to be rash, but your backstory's trash! having a tantrum, 'cause you want Gameloft to fear your wrath? HAVE A SIT DOWN, BRO! it's time to go to class. 'cause we're about to school your black lanky ass!>:)

Me: when will you ever come to your senses? you're a weakling disguised with demonic hexes. hold on, folks! things are getting tighter! you don't even qualify as a damn echo fighter! you just sound like noise pollution! getting rid of you is the only solution. come on now. your image is being defiled. you're like Gameloft's accidental child!>:P

TweakRacer: oh, now my mercy has just departed! now this is where things get REALLY started! you can't beat the power of my hypnosis! COME ON, CYRIL! give them their diagnosis!>:D

Cyril (being hypnotised): oh crap, bois! Cyril is here! and Sakurai-daddy just made him S-Tier! hold your pingas, 'cause it'll be pulled when it lays its eyes on the magnificent Cyril!>:D

Persephone: *kicks Cyril to the face to dehypnotise him* TweakRaceeeeeer. your tyranny is at its eeeeend!>:I

Sean: you're soooooooooo meeeeeeaan!>:I

Cynthia; you know, all this fighting's kinda lame. why don't we all just play some games? hehehhh.^_^

Audi R8 tyke: your half-baked rhymes are clearly evident. 'cause you're based on a meme too irrelevant. your ass is getting wrecked in a state of permance. looks like you're gonna have to end your turbulance.>:I

TweakRacer: and in the red corner with an infinite weight, here's a fat idiot who can't even look straight! the only thing you can do is hump a noodle bowl! just stay being useless, while I take control!>:)

Me: *kicks TweakRacer in mid-air* listening to you is like a new form of torture. i liked it better when you were just a launcher. perfect epitome of the word "miserable". the annoyance you bring is definitely considerable.>:P

TweakRacer: YOU IMPOTENT FOOL! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL?! YOU WIKI INFLUENCE IS SUPER MINISCULE! YOU'RE JUST A TOOL! MINDLESS AS YOU DROOL! GO BACK TO YOUR BLOG PAGE THEY CALL A CESSPOOL!>:(

Audi R8 tyke: TweakRacer! time to bring this to a close! listen closely! 'cause this is how it goes! now, whenever your ugly face is rejected, your power seems to be greatly affected.:I

Me: there has to be one person left that likes you. sounds crazy, right? BUT IT HAS TO BE TRUE!>:I

TweakRacer: WHAT?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!! WHY DO YOU PERSIST?! SUCH A TWIST SURELY CAN'T EXIST!!O_O

NukeStar: *comes from above* TweeeeeakRaceeeeeer! i'm here to say i'm sooooooooorry. i should treat you betteeeeer. and i'll neeeeeeeeever rejeeeeeeeect youuuuuuuu.:D

Everyone: ..........................................................................................O_O

NukeStar: *falls from the rope and faceplants*

TweakRacer: *turns back to normal* huh?! Nuke?!O_O

and that ends the preview. like i said, this will come once i get the Renault Sport RS 01 or once i complete the potentially revived Icona Vulcano V12 Hybrid.

until next time.

-Azelfland.