User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014 R&D, part 4

let's get straight to the update.

lab 4 unlocked and i got through tests 35, 36 and 37 and i'm only one attempt away from getting to test 39. this R&D shows a lot of promise, as i'm intending to use the C63 for the heat events anyway. in parallel, i fully upgraded all my cars and got the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti, because i'll need it for the Falcon F7 EDD........ that is, if the EDD will get revived.

car usage aside, here is part 4 of episode 5 of season 2 of "car dialogues". and remember. if you try to hate for no reason, you'll have to answer to TheGoldenThunder. so, here goes:

after the AI race of lab 3

Me: now, this was more challenging, but we made it. WOO!:)

TheHawtDawg1: it sure was, but don't get cocky. lab 4 will be the most difficult of all labs.

NEKON: that means we should get as many upgrades on the pro kits as possible.

Me: relax. a tuning of 5555 5243 is all we need to get through this R&D.:)

the next day, the fourth Mercedes-Benz lab unlocks

Me: all right, everyone. it's time to get to the-

Flora: um, guys, you might want to see this.

Anthony Jose: what is it?:/

Hanna: a muffin stuck on the left exhaust of the C63? what is it doing here?:/

Me: i don't know. what i know, however, is that someone is trying to sabotage the R&D.

Wendy: whatever happened here was no natural phenomenon. someone must have put the muffin on the exhaust to overheat the engine.:I

Flora: i'll take the muffin and analyze it. for the time being, let's stick to the tests.

Me: okay, then. let's get 'em!

after test 36(attempt 1)

Hanna: hey, Azelfland. do you know what today is?:)

Me: um...... what is it today?:/

Hanna: our one-month anniversary, silly.:D

Me: oh, yeah. i remember now. anyway, do you want to go on our date together?:)

Hanna: sure.:)

Me: then, let's get prepared. also, NEKON will take the tests from here.:)

our beloved couple prepares themselves for their one-month anniversary date. later that afternoon(7:45 PM)

Me: *sees Hanna in her yellow dress and black high heels* wow. you're so beautiful.:D

Hanna: *giggles* thank you.:3

Me: so, shall we go?:)

Hanna: let's go, then.* Hanna and Azelfland start holding hands*

later, at one of the sausage resaurants of Berlin

Me: so, what do you think so far?:)

Hanna: it's actually great. i like sausages, but i never ate a white sausage, not even once. which means i want to try one.:)

Me: so do i.:)

Hanna: what would make this night better would be my one-month anniversary gift. i hope you didn't forget about it.:3

Me: did you think i was THAT dumb to forget it? i have your gift right here.* gives Hanna a tiny box with the pearl earrings inside*

Hanna: *gasps* for me?! awww, so you did remember!:D

Me: do you want to open it?:)

Hanna: sure. *opens the tiny box and sees the pearl earrings* awww, now those are some cute earrings.:3

Me: do you like them?:)

Hanna: like them? i love them! even though i never pierced my ears.:3

one minute later, Hanna heads to the bathroom and puts on her new pearl earrings

Hanna: so, how do i look?:)

Me: you're more beautiful than usual.:)

Hanna: awwww, thank you. i got a gift for you too.:3 *gives Azelfland a scarf*

Me: wow! just.... wow. now that's awesome! hold on. let me put it on. * puts on the scarf* so, what do you think?:)

Hanna: it looks great on you and fits very well for that summer atmosphere.:D

Me: thanks.:)

after the sausage eating and the bill splitting

Me: so, how about we sit on that bench?

Hanna: sure.:3 *Azelfland and Hanna sit on the bench*

Me: you know, this reminds me of last month, when we became a couple.

Hanna: *giggles* yeah. it was back when i was a human girl.:3

Me: i remember that day. it was when i asked you to be my player 2.:)

Hanna: i was confused at first, but then when you asked me clearly to be your girlfriend, i burst into tears of joy. i still remember that day.:D

Me: so do i. do you know what else i remember?:)

Hanna: our first kiss?:3

Me: yep. and the reason we're still together is because we accept each other.

Hanna: it's true. *sighs* i love you.:3

Me: i love you too.:3

Hanna: soooo, shall we?:3

Me: all right.:3 *Azelfland and Hanna start making out*

The narrator from Spongebob: one hour later.

Me and Hanna: *they both stop making out*

Me: well, that was fun.:)

Hanna: it sure was. * a second fox tail grows next to Hanna's fox tail* what the-?

Me: whoa! now that was a bit sudden. it looks like our love gave you a second fox tail.O_O

Hanna: it sure did. do you think......?:/

Me: yes. it's like in Japanese mythology. the Kitsune, the nine-tailed fox. every 100 years, a tail grows until it has 9 of them.

Hanna: huh. isn't that a spirit that turns into mortals and fools other mortals?

Me: yes. but the only differences are that for every month we share our love for each other, a new tail will grow and it's that you can't transform into mortals. also, the Kitsune can live up to 1.000 years.

Hanna: now that's neat!:3

later that night, at the Falcon Headquarters( the car manufacturer, not the bird)

Ailce: *thinking* okay. now i need to blend in with those ninjas, by using stealth. but how do you blend in with other ninjas?:/

random ninja: *whistles*

Ailce: *thinking* that's it! i'll have to knock out the ninja coming and steal his outfit. *takes down the ninja, takes his outfit and disguises herself as a ninja*

ninja 1: man, these boxes are heavy.

ninja 2: they sure are.

ninja 1: hey, where's Eric? he's supposed to be helping us carry those heavy boxes.:/

ninja 2: he's taking a 20-minute break right now. *sees Alice passing by* DAAAAAAAAAAMN, this ninja girl looks good!:D

ninja 1: you'll talk to her later. now let's get back to work.

Alice: *thinking* hm. a door with a voice recognition and password system. i think i can do that. * sees a ninja coming out of the door* looks like this is the prison where they keep the Enduro cars. and the Falcon F7.:I

Computer voice: welcome. please enter the voice password.

Alice: *thinking* i think i have the answer, but i don't know if it will work. *makes a perfect Waluigi impression* WAAAALUIGI! everybody cheating but me!

Computer voice: access granted. have a nice day.

Alice: *thinking* too easy!:)

inside the prison

My Ferrari 612 Scaglietti: so, what do you guys think we should do now?:(

Falcon F7: i think we have to accept our fates.:(

Alice: not today!:)

Arrinera Hussarya: who are you?:O

Alice: i'm Alice the Hedgehog. so, which one of you three is the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti?

Falcon F7 and Arrinera Hussarya: *pointing their tires to the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti*

Alice: stand back. i'll use 325.000 credits to unlock the lock and then i'll kick it. *throws 325.000 credits and kicks the lock*

Ferrari 612 Scaglietti: wait. what about the others?:/

Falcon F7: we'll be fine. just go save yourself, buddy.:)

Alice: we're outta here! * gets in the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti and breaks her way out*

ninja guard: all units, the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti is escaping! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Ferrari 612 Scaglietti: SO LONG, SUCKERS!>:D

Alice and the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti sucessfully escape. back at Azelfland's garage

My Ferrari LaFerrari: thanks for rescuing our sister, Alice.:)

Alice: no problem.:)

My Ferrari 308 GTS: i think we owe her one for upgrading us to the max.:)

My Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: yeah. definitely.:)

My BMW M3 Sedan: let's hope Azelfland and his friends will come back so we can tell the the good news and the bad news.:/

and that's the end of part 4 of episode 5 of season 2 of "car dialogues". there will be more coming once i complete the first AI race of lab 4.

until next time.

-Azelfland.