User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S5 Finale: The Great Big Q&A

So, I've listed my most burning questions (you may want to know, or just me) about Asphalt Stories and asked my cars and characters. Here are the answers...

Note: Thecars in question will answer those on their own. or questions to me, my R8 LMS will help me to answer it.

Q1. Will there be a Official" ending to the Asphalt Stories S5?
My R8 LMS: This ALREADY IS.

Q1.1. You lied. This ISN'T the ending of S5.
My R8 LMS Ultra: Don't even need me to repeat this. This is the special for S5 Finale.

Q1.2. Don't ever need me to repeat the-
My R8 LMS Ultra: Next question. -.-

Q2. Why are the JDMs so perverted?
My R8 LMS Ultra: That's because the stereotype of Japanese being the most perverted country. JUST LOOK AT HOW MANY NSFW THEY PROPDUCED! (And frankly, a shopping mart dedicated to those) Hence, the JDMs are perverted. For others... Ask Azelf or TF2014. AND if I offended any Japanese, I'm terribly sorry.

Q3. Eclipse, is the Lancer perverted?
My Eclipse: Frankly, no. Because of my hard work in making him stay away from those bad stuff. :)

My Lancer Evo X: Thanks, bro. :)

My Eclipse: You're welcome. :)

Q4. What happened to the Audi Meme Team?
My RS4: It's still there. BUT we've renamed it to the "Audi DEAD Meme Team, as the memes we use is dead as f*ck.

Q5. DS3, do no speak English?
My DS3: Non. (No.)

Q6. Will there be any "Special Ops" or bosses?
My Evora Sport 410: Under progress now. SPOLIER ALERT, list of bosses and the members of the Special Ops are listed as below:

List of bosses:

The X2, 918, AHGT, MP4-31 and the SV as a whole

The Lancer and the Impreza as a whole

The R8 LMS

The Veneno

The Evora Sport 410

The BeaSt Alpha

The Huayra BC

Possibly the Regera and the Chiron as a whole

List of Special Ops:

The R8 e-tron

The MC12

The M2 (NOT SE)

The Sparta

My Evora Sport 410: As for all the bosses' abilities, we're still working on that.

Q7. Trezor, what's your gender?
My Trezor: Bisexual, I guess. (Awkward silence) What, is there an issue? >:(

My R8 LMS Ultra: Actually, his usually identifies himself/herself/itself as male. BUT female sometimes, depends on who's he/she/it with, like when you're doing redox equations (semi-advanced stuff in Chemistry), the OTHER chemical decides on whenever hydrogen peroxide undergoes oxidation or reduction.

Q8. Any plans for more car shipping?
My R8 LMS Ultra: I guess... Biome and Juke NISMO? Because they're too ugly to some? XD

My Biome and my Juke NISMO: HEY! >:(

Q9. How many female vehicles are there in R8 tyke's garage?
My R8 LMS Ultra: MC12, the SR1, Biome, the Vanda (I guess), Ducati S-cubed and the Yamaha FZ-10.

Q10. Please elaborate on how the e-tron SE went MIA (and eventually get stripped apart).
R8 SE Hologram: Story too long. We'll explain that on another episode.

Q11. R8 LMS, RR3, CSR 1 or A8?
My R8 LMS:  Uhh... A8? :P

Q12. Will there be A9 cars in this Asphalt Stories Series?
My R8 LMS Ultra: NO, NO, NO UNLESS THEY APPEARED IN OTHER GAMES R8 TYKE PLAYS (like CSR 2).

Q13. Will you plan to let more cars in your garage appear in Asphalt Stories?
My R8 LMS: Uhh... the Porsche Replicas? :|

Me: (In the background) Actually, they speak in weird languages except the Rinspeed ZaZen, and even the ZaZen speaks normally, he's very stupid, like, RETARDED so I guess no- OH NO, THE ZAZEN IS GOING TO GRAB THE CAMERA!!! O_O

My ZaZen: (In the tune of winkle Twinkle Little Star)(grabs the camera)A-B-C-D-E-F-G, I wish I could go to-

My R8 LMS Ultra: NO, DON'T EAT THE- (Camera 1 is dead)

Q14. Aventador LP700-4, Vodka or beer?
My Aventador LP700-4: (drunken gibberish)

My R8 LMS: Lemme see. (Checks the LP700-4's bottle of alcolhol) Vodka.

Q15. Veneno, where didja got the GAU-8, do you want to replace it and what do you think about you being a IAP car in CSR 2?
My Veneno: Uhh... the GAU-8's from one of TF2014's planes, and I don't want to replace it. (However, I may consider sell it to get a better gun, maybe the M61 Vulcan or the GAU-12) AND if I ever see the guy who made me an IAP car in CSR 2, he'll be gunned by me, as an accuracy practise.

Q16. The plants, do you have any position in R8 tyke's garage?
Melon-pult: Yes.

Kernel-pult: We help R8 tyke to drive the cars.

Magnet-shroom: Except for me, as he usually use me to hold his tools for car repairing.

Q17. Referring to Q13, what do the RUFs say (because he don't have the 9FF)?
My R8 LMS Ultra: Only in Es.

Q18. What will you do for the remainng days of 2018?
My R8 LMS Ultra: Top 10 Cars from each class and Cars in 4 words-Class B version.

Q19. Are there any Annoying Characters here?
My R8 LMS: Yes. Refer to list below:

Annoying cars in R8 tyke's garage:

The F12 Berlinetta

The JDMs (except the Subie, the Mitsubishis, the GT-Rs and the Skyline GT-R)

ALL Porsche Replicas

The Cayman GT4

The Dart GT

And the most annoying of all, the SIN R1

Q20. Will "Car Comparison be ever revived?
My R8 LMS Ultra: Definitely, starring the P12 and the LaFer! :D

Q21. Is that all?
My R8 LMS Ultra: Yes, and thanks for reading. Wish you a merry 2018 and a successful 2019.