User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: the Asphalt Academy

it's finally here! after a week of waiting, the "back to school" edition of "car dialogues" comes to life.

now, because school is just around the corner, my Asphalt journey gets a lot harder than it was. still, i'm okay with that. now, since it's been  a few weeks since last time, i thought it was time to introduce the Asphalt Academy! okay, that sounds like something that should be addded in Asphalt, but not the kind that happens to be a tutorial of some sort. this one is like every other school, but with the elements of Asphalt 8 implemented to it. but seriously. it's basically Asphalt 101.

so, here is episode 10 of season 3 of "car dialogues", as the "back to school" episode.................. well, sort of "back to school" episode, because it's as of September 11th and today is September 17th. which means i was 6 days late. but anyway. here goes:

September 11th, 2017. the day everyone's lives would change. because school would make everything harder.

Barcelona, Spain. 10:00 AM

Me: well, here we are. the Asphalt Academy. god, i can't believe i'm coming back to school after 3 months of awesome.:(

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: come on. don't be like that, man. you'll see that this school year is going to be fun.:)

Me: yeah. anyway, though. i gotta go.:I *enters the academy*

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: well, time for me to find a park- wait. there's a garage that looks like Azelfland's garage. eh. i'll go in anyway.:I

Hanna: hey, sweetie. what took you so long?:I

Me: look. i can explain. in Greece, we start school today. that's why i wasn't here at all.

Hanna: oh. okay. no big deal.:)

TheHawtDawg1: hey, Azelfland. hey, Hanna. how's it going?:)

Me: oh. hey, Lucas. glad to see you here.:)

TheHawtDawg1: glad to see you too, buddy. since you're new to the academy, i suggest you check the bulletin board, which is to your right.:)

Me: o.... kay. *checks the bulletin board and reads a piece of paper* "welcome to the Asphalt Academy. the new students of the academy are provided with a garage that's the same with their regular Asphalt garage. this means you, Azelfland. we hope you enjoy your stay in the academy. -the Boss of Gameloft, principal of the Asphalt academy". huh. very nice. and.................. i don't get how the boss of gameloft lives a double life, like we do, but okay.:/

Hanna: i don't find this weird at all. i mean, all of us live a double life, you know.:/

TheHawtDawg1: oh, and he wants to see you.:I

Me: sooooo, where's the principal's office?:I

Hanna: down the hall, second door to the left.:)

Me: thanks.:)

one visit to the principal's office (in a good way) later

TheHawtDawg1: so, how'd it go?:)

Me: it went pretty well. but there is one thing i don't like in school.:I

Hanna: and that thing the three of us hate is........

TheHawtDawg1, me and Hanna: homework.-_-

Shadow Azelfland: hmph. you guys hate homework. i hate it, too. but if we do our homework, then we're good to go.:)

Hanna: true.:I

Me: come on, guys. we're four friends that hang out together, help each other in need and kick butt against the bad guys. we can survive school, as long as we're in this. together.:)

TheHawtDawg1: yeah, but............... aren't you and Hanna together for, like, two months? i mean, i can honestly tell, because Hanna grows a new Fox tail every month.:I

Hanna: sure we're a couple, but don't you think th-

Bully 1: oh, what you gonna do? you gonna cry?>:)

TheGoldenThunder: ugh! just give me back my books.D:

Shadow Azelfland: HEY! you bullies better back off and leave my friend's friend alone!>:(

Bully 2: or what?>:)

Me: well, what do you think you're gonna do to us? see if you can try to trigger me.>:)

Bully 3: fine, then. you have no skill.>:D *the bullies laugh*

Me: *gets steaming mad* THE F@#K DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?! I'LL SHOW YOU WHO THE F@#K YOU'RE MESSING WITH!!!>:(

Bully 1: oooh, what you gonna do? you gonna shoot lightning at us?>:D

Me: actually...................... yeah. PK-THINDER! *zaps the other 2 bullies to death* who's laughing now?!>:)

Bully 1: you.............. you have super powers?!O_O *tries to run away*

Hanna: *pins the bully to the wall*  LISTEN TO ME, YOU PUNK! IF YOU DARE TRY TO GET MY FRIENDS OR MY BOYFRIEND ON THEIR BAD SIDE EVER AGAIN, I'LL POISON YOU SO HARD THAT YOU'LL REGRET THE DAY YOU WERE BORN!>:(

Bully 1: and what if i refuse?>:(

Hanna: THEN YOU'LL GET POISONED AND DIE! so what's it gonna be? will you leave me, my friends and my boyfriend alone? or will you have a slow and painful death?>:(

Bully 1: okay, i'll leave you alone, weirdo.O_O

Hanna: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!>:(

Bully 1: i'm sorry. i said nothing. i won't do it ever again.O_O

Hanna: good. now get out of here, before i change my mind!>:( *the bully runs away*

Shadow Azelfland: wow. and i thought girls were hard to understand. i was wrong. ._.

Me: agreed. ._.

TheGoldenThunder: wow. you guys saved me. thanks. *recognizes Azelfland* yoooooo! Azelfland! how's it going, my buddy?:D

Me: i'm good. so, what happened there?:I

TheGoldenThunder: the bullies you saw didn't give me my books back. but i'm glad you stood up to them, like it's nothing.:)

Me: we're friends. we have each other's back. oh, and these are my friends, Shadow Azelfland, TheHawtDawg1 and my girlfriend, Hanna. guys, this is TheGoldenThunder.:)

TheGoldenThunder: nice to meet you, guys.:)

TheHawtDawg1: so, wanna come with us to the Asphalt labs?:)

TheGoldenThunder: heck yeah! i always wanted to be part of your racing team.:D

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: so, who's in for a ride?:)

Me: i am. oh, and Hanna, you can come too.:) *opens the co-driver's door*

Hanna: *giggles* awww, you're so kind.:3

September 16th, 2017. team Azelfland went back to being the original squad, only with a new addition to the team: TheGoldenThunder himself. EliteHectorX left due to having too much on his plate. it's at this point where Azelfland takes on test 44, which is the second to last AI race.

test 44. the second to last AI. the AI racer version of Hanna goes through the traffic with no problem.

AI racer version of Hanna: you should've stayed away! whatever anyone thought of you then, there's not gonna be any doubt now.>:(

Me: *thinking* okay, first, an AI version of myself, now Hanna gets an AI version of herself? man, these AIs are very crazy. and Hanna doesn't act like that. she IS tough and smart. she doesn't act tough, like the AI.-_-

one sucessfull test 44 attempt and 2 failed test 45 attempts

Shadow Azelfland: YOU KNOW WHAT? I TRIED TO BE NICE!! SCREW THIS!!>:( *pulls out a token minigun*

Feuerrm: whoa! where on Earth did you get that?!O_O

Shadow Azelfland: it's not an ordinary minigun. this minigun will shoot 285 tokens, so we won't be stuck in this stupid test 45. anyway. SUCK MY MUSHROOM *followed by rapid gunfire* TIIIIIIIIIIP, YOU, F@#$ING SON OF A B@#$$#@%#CH!! *wastes all 285 tokens in one unload of the token minigun*

Me: okay. now we're on test 46. ._.

Ducati Supersport S: let's just pretend none of this ever happened. ._.

Hanna: agreed. ._.

Me: well, guys. i'll get back to the garage for now. this whole Research and Development thing is really getting weirder and harder by the- actually, i'll take on test 46 and then i'll go back to the garage. ._.

and that's the end of episode 10 of season 3 of "car dialogues". like i said before, it's sort of a "back to school" episode, because i was 6 days late. but i'll do one more once i finish this R&D.

until next time.

-Azelfland.