User blog:McLarenP1 Boy/McLaren X2 and Peugeot Onyx's arrival

Since Azelfland and Audi R8 tyke have been doing their Asphalt stories thing, I decided to join because why not.

{STORY START}

''The Peugeot Onyx has finished assembling. It is enveloped in a small orange-colored hard light bubble that eventually fades away.''


 * Me: “Alas, the Peugeot Onyx is now in my collection.”

The Onyx sits next to the McLaren X2 and what will soon be a fully assembled Lamborghini Huracán.


 * Me: “It won't be until 3 in the morning that the Huracán is assembled.”


 * Azelfland: “Congratulations on getting the Huracán and Onyx, mate!”

I look at Azelfland.


 * Me: “Thanks.”

''Looking behind me, I spot a tall shadow. A SPARTAN-II clad in a Cortana-upgraded MJOLNIR Mark VI armor suit walks into the scene, standing 7'2“ (218 cm). Having his MA5D assault rifle holstered to his back, the Spartan is identified as John-117, also known as the Master Chief.''


 * Master Chief: “How have you been enjoying your space adventures so far?”


 * Me: “They've been fun by far, but back to the racing world it seems.”


 * My McLaren P1™ GTR: “I know this is unrelated, but the Forza Motorsport Wiki has been falling apart ever since you got banned from there last March.”


 * Me: “The owner of that place has himself to blame.”

''Another friend of mine comes in. He is immediately identified as UxorialNexsus from Xbox.''


 * UxorialNexsus: “It's not like you need to trust a wiki anyway, let alone the Forza Motorsport Wiki of all things.”

''Chief walks towards the Onyx and finds a M12B Warthog parked next to it. I walk to him.''


 * Master Chief: “This was left here?”


 * Me: “I thought asking was not your strong suit, Chief. But yes, this Warthog was left here. Some random Spartan decided to come over and supply me with this if ever I needed it.”


 * Azelfland: “I'm sorry to hear you got banned from the Forza Wiki, P1 Boy. What happened?“


 * Me: “I won't be giving out any names here, but I'll just say that the owner of the Forza Motorsport Wiki was in a heated disagreement with me over engine displacement and wiki page editing. He was triggered by me refusing to have equal spacing between the pipe symbol ("|") and equal symbol ("=") in infobox markup because he fails to acknowledge the fact that when a page is viewed, it will look the same regardless of the pipe symbol-equal symbol spacing in infobox markup. Plus, he kept replacing my images with his lower-quality ones.”


 * Azelfland: “Wow, that sucks. Anything else?”


 * Me: “The owner also put out a "warning" on my message wall; in reality, this "warning" was an open threat to get me banned. He claimed that the situation was "not a power play", but the rest of his words said otherwise. Also, he kept disagreeing about the true engine displacement figures of cars like the Mercedes-Benz G 65 AMG, which really has a 6.0 L engine and yet he claims it's a 5.9 L engine. Last time I checked, cubic centimeter displacement figures are converted to liter displacement figures by dividing by 1,000 and rounding to the nearest tenth. 5,980 cc equals 6.0 L, not 5.9.”


 * Azelfland: “Now that's one hell of a dictator! How long are you banned from that place?”


 * Me: “Probably permanently. I contacted Wikia staff about it, but they wouldn't do anything. They weren't helping at all.”


 * Azelfland: “Be glad you're still here on the Asphalt Wiki. We still care about you, and we'll do everything we can to get you unbanned from the Forza Wiki, if you want.”

Another person walks in.


 * ASL_Tae-Hwan Kim Lays Edition: “I remember P1 Boy telling me about Forza Wiki being horrible. Glad I never checked it out.”


 * Me: “I have heard similar things about the Need for Speed Wiki. In fact, the people of the Internet Game Car Database said that the NFS Wiki is run by a dictator who will ban people over even the slightest mistake, such as minor grammar or spelling errors.”


 * Azelfland's Rimac Concept S: “Oh, my God. Something needs to be done about the Forza Wiki and its owner!”

UxorialNexsus gazes at me, holding a 6 inch figure of Fred-104 in his hand.


 * UxorialNexsus: “So P1 Boy, you want to play some Halo 5 with me sometime later?”


 * Me: “Yeah, sure thing. But not today.”


 * UxorialNexsus: “Okay.”

''UxorialNexsus leaves in his Warthog, which had been parked next to the Onyx. He looks at me.''


 * UxorialNexsus: “And yes, I do own this Warthog. See ya, guys!”

Master Chief and the others bid UxorialNexsus farewell and wave their hands at him.


 * Master Chief: “We need to get prepared. Vivendi goons are coming for us.”

''The Chief walks me and Azelfland into an underground storage room with various weapons. He finds an opened weapons crate with a trio of Z-180 Scattershots. One of them is a normal Scattershot, donning a silver metallic color with yellow-orange highlights. The other two take the appearance of a Loathsome Thing, identical to the normal Scattershot, but with orange stripes, a 10-round magazine, higher rate of fire, and faster reloading speed.''


 * Master Chief: “Scattershots.”

Azelfland grabs the normal Scattershot.


 * Azelfland: “A ha, a Scattershot! This will come in handy.”


 * Master Chief: “The Scattershot, also known as the Z-180 Close Combat Rifle/Asymmetric Engagement Mitigator, is a Forerunner energy shotgun that fires eight hard light projectiles with ricochet capabilities. When these projectiles ricochet off of hard surfaces, they feature moderate homing behavior, making the Scattershot a very deadly weapon in close quarters.”


 * Azelfland: “Cool! Vivendi goons underestimating the Scattershot will feel true pain!”

Chief grabs a Loathsome Thing and hands it to me.


 * Me: “Thanks! I know how to use this, Chief.”


 * Master Chief: “You want to find more weapons? Look around.”

''Chief keeps his MA5D assault rifle holstered onto his back and continues looking around for more weapons. He eventually finds a Scattershot with orange and turquoise stripes. This Scattershot, named the Didact's Signet, is an advanced Scattershot that fires a set of four stronger, faster moving, long-range hard light projectiles with strong tracking capabilities after ricochets. Chief eventually grabs the Didact's Signet and sees in his helmet-mounted display that his Scattershot has 15 reserve rounds remaining.''


 * Master Chief: “The Didact's Signet. I remember finding one of these in the Gateway.”

''Sirens are heard blaring. The CCTV inside the weapons storage room detects a group of 6 Vivendi goons having infiltrated the place. Having been hidden from plain view all along, the other three Spartans of Blue Team show up: Fred-104, clad in teal-colored Centurion armor and armed with a M395B DMR; Kelly-087, wearing silver Hermes armor and armed with her signature Oathsworn shotgun; and Linda-058, donning her beige-colored Argus armor and equipped with her personal sniper rifle named the "Nornfang".''


 * Fred-104: “Glad we didn't forget about you or your new friends, Chief.”


 * Kelly-087: “We came here because we were worried that the villains like Heihachi or Bowser could capture you.”

Azelfland looks at Kelly.


 * Azelfland: “You're part of Chief's team?”


 * Kelly-087: “Yes. I'm one of the four active members of Blue Team. I'm Kelly. Good to see you.”

Kelly kindly points towards Fred.


 * Kelly-087: “This is Fred.”

Fred looks at Azelfland.


 * Fred-104: “You're one of P1 Boy's friends? I'm Fred.”

''Linda looks at both Fred and Kelly for a few seconds and then looks at Azelfland. Linda holsters her Nornfang onto her back.''


 * Linda-058: “I am the sharp-eyed sniper they call Linda.”

The sirens get louder and longer.


 * Master Chief: “Hostile contact! Get ready.”

The Spartans of Blue Team, along with Azelfland and I, move back to the top and find multiple Vivendi goons trying to steal the cars from the place.


 * Me: “The Vivendi goons are attempting to steal my precious P1 GTR!”

The McLaren P1™ GTR is heard screaming and crying in pain as he is stolen by two Vivendi goons.


 * My McLaren P1™ GTR: “Help me! Please! They're kidnapping me!”


 * Vivendi Goon #1: “Shut your mouth, little crybaby.”

Kelly charges towards Vivendi Goon #1, kicks him in the back, and throws him to the floor, knocking him out.


 * Kelly-087: “No time to waste here! Stop these goons!”


 * Master Chief, Fred, and Linda: (simultaneously) “On it!”

''Chief, Fred, and Linda start fighting the goons. Azelfland spots another pair of Vivendi goons now trying to steal the McLaren X2.''


 * Azelfland: (angrily) “Get away from P1 Boy's cars, or else... !”


 * Vivendi Goon #3: “These cars belong to us, not h-”

''Vivendi Goon #3 is killed and disintegrates in the same manner as a Promethean Knight. It is later revealed that it was Chief who killed Vivendi Goon #3 using the Didact's Signet Scattershot, taking advantage of the weapon's strong tracking capabilities following a ricochet.''


 * Master Chief: “You're done.”

''Fred aims his DMR at the second Vivendi Goon who was attempting to kidnap the P1 GTR. He pulls out a combat knife, sprints towards the goon, and ends him with one hit of the knife.''


 * Fred-104: “Target eliminated!”

''The P1 GTR has suffered some slight damage as a result of the Vivendi Goons abusing him. I spot the fourth Vivendi Goon actually trying to fight back by way of hand-to-hand combat; he is seen fighting Linda, who dodges every hit and tackles him to the ground as a counterattack.''


 * Linda-058: “Don't think you can hit me so easily. I'm a SPARTAN-II, after all.”

Linda gets back up, grabs the goon by the legs, throws him towards the wall, and eliminates him using her Nornfang sniper rifle.


 * Master Chief and Azelfland: (simultaneously) “Covenant incoming!”

''The third and final pair of Vivendi Goons have returned, but this time with a small contingent of Covenant forces as bodyguards: two Elites, two Grunts, and two Jackals. The first Elite, an Elite Ranger, is armed with a Storm Rifle, while the second Elite, an Elite Warrior, is instead armed with a LightRifle. Both Grunts are armed with Plasma Pistols, while the Jackals have different weapons. One of them, a Jackal Heavy, has a Boltshot as his weapon, while the other, a Jackal Storm, is equipped with a Needler.''


 * Elite Warrior: “Kill the Demon and his allies! They must not interfere!”


 * Jackal Heavy: “Human target!”

''All the Covenant forces start firing on the Spartans. As the Spartans open fire, Chief takes some damage from the Elite Ranger, who brings down the Chief's energy shield levels to 60% using the Storm Rifle. Chief's energy shields are immediately seen flaring.''


 * Master Chief: “I'm hit!”

Kelly does a running shoulder charge on a Grunt, killing him instantly.


 * Kelly-087: “Grunt's down!”

Azelfland, enraged, directly tackles the Vivendi Goon pair, knocking down Vivendi Goon #5.


 * Vivendi Goon #5: “Your attacks are of no consequence!”

''Azelfland later backs away and shoots Vivendi Goon #5 at point blank range with his Scattershot, to no avail. Vivendi Goon #5 had apparently been equipped with a red-colored version of Kal Wardin's armor from N.O.V.A. 3: Near Orbit Vanguard Alliance, although his shields did fail when the eight Scattershot projectiles hit him all at once.''


 * Azelfland: “Why don't you just die?!”

''The Jackal Heavy heads towards the Onyx and tries to damage it. Using his point defense gauntlet, he turns around and fires his Boltshot back at Fred, who is targeting the Jackal Heavy with his DMR. Fred evades most of the Boltshot's projectiles, but eventually is hit by three of them. Fred's energy shields are also seen flaring. Vivendi Goon #6 is seen fleeing the scene. Fred eventually kills both Jackals with his DMR.''


 * Me: “One of them is getting away!”

''Vivendi Goon #5 dies after being hit by a few rounds from Chief's AR. Azelfland, not wanting to leave any trace behind, disintegrates Vivendi Goon #5 with the Scattershot. The Elite Warrior runs towards me and pins me towards a wall but does not try to kill me.''


 * Elite Warrior: “So much for being friends with the Demon.”

Chief walks behind the Elite Warrior and assassinates him, saving me in the process.


 * Master Chief: “My target is down.”


 * Me: “Thanks for saving me! And is that the last of them?”

Kelly walks towards Chief and me.


 * Kelly-087: “Affirmative.”

Azelfland walks towards me and the Spartans.


 * Azelfland: “Azelfland.exe and AHGT.exe could be behind this. They might send more after us.”


 * Fred-104: “We'll handle them.”


 * Master Chief: “P1 Boy, are you okay though?”

''Chief inspects me for any wounds or injuries. He finds none.''


 * Master Chief: “You're alright.”


 * Me: “What about you and Blue Team?”


 * Master Chief: “We're all okay. Energy shield levels back to 100%. But we'll need to get your precious McLaren a little healing.”

The Spartans and Azelfland move to repair the P1 GTR and heal him of his wounds.

{STORY END}