User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S3: The VW W12 Rescue

So I farmed for the Volkswagen W12, which is kinda cool. ANYWAYS, ENJOY!

In Vivendi’s Aluminum Siding…

Vivendi Jingle: VIVENDI ALUMINIUM SIDING! :D

Dr. Eggman: I detected it! >:)

Vincent: What? :|

Dr. Eggman: I DETECTED THE POWERE OF THE ARIES AND THE VIGRO! >:)

Vincent: Well, CAPTURE THEM AND GET THE POWER! >:)

In Azefland’s base, Rome

Azefland: So your car got the power of the Zodiac Constellation… COOL. :O

Me: Yup. AND Vincent is stupid enough to tell me that your Egoista had the power of the Taurus. ;)

Azefland: WOW. NEVER SEE IT COMIN’ THOUGH! :D

My Aventador SV: Me neither. :)

My McLaren 675LT: Good morning, sir Azefland. May I show you my creation-THE LONG TAIL-INATOR! >:D

Azefland’s BMW M2 SE: What does it do? :|

My McLaren 675LT: You’ll see. >:)

Me: Why the evil face, 675LT? ._.

My 675LT: I’m paying homage to Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. >:)

My R8 LT: Lemme explain. So this machine basically turns you into your Long Tail form, and you can split between your Long Tail form and your original form. I am created this way. :)

Azefland’s BMW M2 SE: So you’re the Audi R8 LT, huh? :|

My R8 LT: BINGO. :D

Azefland: Weird. The delivery of my Venom GT should be here. Just lemme phone the Hennessy dealership.

My Veneno: WAIT. WHERE IS THE W12? I JUST RECRUITED HIM! O_O

Me: There’s something VERY FISHY going on here… maybe I’ll check Vivendi. >:|

Later…

The Vivendi Jingle: Vincent’s House in the suburbs! :D

Me: (Busts the door)

Vincent: AH AUDI R8 TYKE! Why do keep breaking down my doors? >:(

Me:  ._.

Vincent: THIS TIME… YOU PAY! >:)

Me: (Takes out a wallet and grabs cash from it)

Vincent: THAT’S RIGHT, FORK IT OVER! (Counts the bank notes) HEY THIS DOOR IS SOLID OAK, NOT DRYFLOOR! >:(

Me: (Hands in more bank notes)

Vincent: THAT’S BETTER. You just can’t bust into people’s house without knocking! It’s not even LOCKED! BESIDES, I’ve given up EVIL and in pursue the art of CHEESE MAKING! Do you like Limburger? It’s the Bollore family recipe.

A few days ago…

Vincent: (Milking a cow) AHAHAHAHA! >:D

(Cow moos)

(Throwback ends)

Vincent: It’s not ready and it still needs to be aged for 66 and 6/19 years. AND who has the time to wait for it, so I made this- BEHOLD! THE TIME ELASPER-inator. (Evil music plays)

Me: I got this. Then you used it on a baby which is playing on a seesaw, used it on the cheese to make it edible, you gave me one slice, and while you’re handing me some crackers I ate the whole cheese. Then you screamed out of frustration and we fought. Only to overload your Time Elasper-inator and turned us into old men. Then I ripped my “skin” to reveal that I’m unaffected and you try to do so, only I got to saw you in your underpants and you went for a nap, cursing me. >:)

Vincent: WAIT. WHY DID YOU KNOW ALL OF THIS?! O_O

Me: Simple. Have you ever watched “Phineas and Ferb”? ._.

Vincent: Oh. ._.

Me: AND BTW, WHERE IS MY VW W12?! >:(

Vincent: It’s at Dr.Eggman’s base. Here, go to Vivendi Aluminum Sliding.

Me: AND ONE THING >:) (Zaps Vincent with his machine and turned him into an old man and then breaks the machine)

Vincent: NOOOOO! CURSE YOU! AUDI R8 TYKE!!!!! D:<

Me: (While leaving) You seriously believe that I believed what you’d say, Vincent? You’ll still be evil and try to get the AHGT! >:D

Back to the Vivendi Aluminum Siding…

Vivendi Jingle: VIVENDI ALUMINIUM SIDING! Once again~ :D

Me: WELL HELLO, BALDY MCNOSEHAIR! >:D

Dr. Eggman: Who are you, f*cktard? >:(

Me: Azefland’s cockroach, idiot! >:P

My VW V12: SOMEBODY HELP ME! I’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED! O_O

Dr. Eggman: So I see. You are going to claim the car which has the power of the Vigro. BUT YOU’RE TRAPPED! (Lands a cage which traps me) >:)

My VW W12: So you’re the owner of the Veneno which recruited me? :|

Me: I am. :|

Dr. Eggman: SILENCE! I just-

My AHGT and my Rimac Concept One: (Breaks in) WADDAYUP, BITCHES? >:D

Dr. Eggman: So I can see that you’re falling into your doom by giving their powers to me. >:)

My AHGT: NEVER UNLESS WE’RE DEAD! D:<

My Rimac Concept One: Well, the W12 IS SAVED! (Unties my W12)

My VW W12: Thank you, my friends, now, I’ll let you see what happens when you triggers me, Dr. Eggman! >:( (Fuses with the Vigro brave from the Battle Spirits franchise)

My Rimac Concept One: Wait. I always thought that there are no males wh-you know what? Just forget what I just said. ._.

Dr. Eggman: PREPARE TO- WAIT. I CAN’T MOVE! I CAN’T FIRE MY ABSORPTION GUN! WTF IS GOING ON! O_O

My Rimac Concept One: You messed with the wrong car, dude. The Vigro brave and X-Rare prevents attacks from a selected group, which, unfortunately, you’re in one of those. >:P

Me: (Breaks the cage with an enchanted diamond pickaxe) So get wrecked, and stay there while we leave with the W12. >:P

8 PM, Azefland’s garage, Rome

Azefland: So you got the W12. :)

Me: True, and he got the power of the Vigro. :)

My AHGT: Which is pretty awesome. :)

Meanwhile, in the Vivendi Evil Incorporated blimp…

The Vivendi jingle: Vincent is on a blimp again! :D

Azefland.exe: FOOLS! NINCOMPOOPS! WILL YOU IDIOTS EVER LEARN? I SAID THAT ONE. MORE. TIME. STOP MY ALTER EGO TO COLLECT THE POWERS OF THE ZODIAC. IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH? >:(

Dr. Eggman: But sir, the-

Azefland.exe: SHUT UP! BRAINLESS SEAL! AZEFLAND’S PUNK JUST GOT THE POWER OF- (BMW M3 Boy accidentally bumped into Azefland.exe while steering the blimb)

BMW M3 Boy: Sorry, boss.

Azefland.exe:  M3 BOY YOU CLUMSY OAF PUT YOUR SEATBELT ON! >:(

Dr. Eggman: But the-

Azefland.exe: SHUT UP, YOU FISH-EATING MINDLESS SEAL! I’LL TURN YOU INTO A SUITCASE! >:(

Dr. Eggman: … ._.

Vincent: Oh Azefland.exe, we can summon another-

Azefland.exe: YOU GOT TURNED INTO AN OLD MAN, DUMMY?!? HAHAHAHAHA! >:D

Vincent: Yes. And I suggest that we should summon another Team Azefland reverse character. >:|

Azefland.exe: THAT’S A GOOD IDEA! BEHOLD-AZEFLAND REVERSE! >:D (Opens an Ultra Wormhole)

Azefland Reverse: (Walks from the Ultra Wormhole) DID SOMEONE PAGE THE GOD OF DEATH?!? >:D

BMW M3 Boy: YOU! >:(

Azefland Reverse: YOU!! >:(

BMW M3 Boy: ME! >:(

Vincent: WOAH GUYS, YOU NEED TO COOPERATE! WE NEED TO TAKE DOWN YOUR REVERSE COUNTERPART! O_O

Azefland reverse: FINE! JUST DON’T GET INTO MA WAY!

BMW M3 Boy: Just no one stop me from destroying Audi drivers. >:(

Azefland.exe: NOW, WE CAN TAKE DOWN AZEFLAND IN THIS DIMENSION! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >:D