User blog:TransportFan2014/Aspahlt Stories: A not-so-good progress

With the recent Fast Lane Update (with roadblocks), my progress is starting to shut down. Here I will depict the situation going on in AsphaltLand, as well as my plan to leave.

Since the episode was supposed to be released during Valentine's Day, I will depict myself getting a valentine (something which I will not do in real life, even if Hell freezes).

Also this episode will span the Valentine week and the time Asphalt Moments got released- this time I will go for the Zenvo TS1 GT (even if I will lose tons of V8s and Mid Techs).

(INCOMPLETE EPISODE)

(Shortly before Valentine's Day, when R8 Tyke, Azelfland and I disposed the TVR Sagaris SEs)

Vincent: GGGRRRRRR!!!! >:( R8 #@, TRASH#@@, AZELFC===..... YOU IDIOTS COST ME A LOT OF PROFIT!! >:(

Azelfland.exe: Looks like we need to find another method to make them bankrupt :/

Bowser: Well, we will do these; 1) Increase the pro kit requirements. 2) remove all the free upgrades. 3) Make Mastery races unreracable. And 4) make the next line of Asphalt Moments only accessible to VIP racers. :P Then we will make all residents of AsphaltLand surrender all they got.

Azelfland.exe: Good idea! And if they choose to leave AsphaltLand, no big deal. We will have this entire country to all of us.

Vincent: Also remember Trash#@@'s tasteless friend? I found 5 of the bullies that attacked her and her friends during school age. We will track them down and make the 5 bullies deal with them.

Azelfland.exe: Don't forget, you make 2 target Trash#@@'s friends. The other 3 will make Azelfc==='s whores suffer- once they gained some witchcraft to

(Somehow the info managed to be heard by Master Chief John-117, who is on board the UNSC Infinity; he passed the info to R8 Tyke, Azelfland and I)

(Back at my garage)

Me: Goodness!! This is what I have expected. The VVS are trying to make me shell out all I have, then force me to buy their stocks and resources. Also, the VVS found the bullies?? F*** THAT!! >:(

Kimberley: Wait. They found the bullies??? :/

Me: According to Master Chief John-117's intel, yes. They keep thinking you are tasteless due to-

Kimberley: I know what you are talking about. But any solution?

Me: Remember when I said I am not going to get a date? Looks like I have to go against that oath. If I leave you single, they will have more reasons to think you are tasteless. And remember the bullies are here. I might have to take you as a date- if that safeguards you.

Kimberley: Awww..... anyway, that aside, I wonder if you will stop the date if we leave here? Just asking, I don't mind your decision.

Me: I will go against that oath- even if we leave. I don't want any bad publicity. That aside, we discuss this with those in hiding- and we cease contact forever. (Just as I receive a message from Vincent) Wait. The VVS are demanding me something- which I will blatantly refuse.

[The No-Date oath will something which I will not go against in real life. Only in this story-for storyline purposes]

Vincent's message: You cost me a whole heap of fortune, $#!+#€ad. I have found some bullies that will deal with your tasteless whore- if you do not accept my deal. I have four vehicles in store, and I want you to develop them to perfection. I don't care how empty your inventory is- I want you to develop them fully.

My reply: Do I look like I will give a #@ to your demands? You have done an entire myriad of crap to my friends and I. The only favour I will do you is to leave AsphaltLand, if you say so, #**&@$#.

Vincent's reply: Don't forget that your decisions will affect that tasteless whore of yours. Decide wisely.

Me: I will see you in Pochinki, you #@.

Kimberley: What did he say?

Me: He said that I better do his dirty work, or he will unleash the bullies.

Kimberley: What he forgot is that the bullies only affected my sister and your childhood friend. Your friend's sister and I are not so affected by them. So don't do their work- we will go through this together. Anyway we will discuss your discussion with those in hiding, and we cease contact for real.

(After the discussion)

Me: Looks like my friends agreed us to go as dates. I never expected this, but anyway, Azelfland and his friends are going for the Valentine's party.

Kimberley: Why not we go there too?

Me: Heck, yeah! I will take that Aston Martin- but we better look out for VVS Lambos. Oh yes. We better find some nice outfits for you- your current clothing is acceptable, but something nicer may be needed. We will also taunt Anais. And I got a transmission to send to my getaway plane.

Kimberley: Well, I thought we will look for someone to charter us. I never knew you could actually fly aircraft :O

Me: ...but only for fixed-wing aircraft. I suck at rotorcraft.

Kimberley: And a pose will needed to officially show us as companions-

Me: (putting my arm on her shoulders) Like this? I better find something other than holding-that is not only overused, but something I only do when I am stressed.

Kimberley: That will do. ^_^

Me: Wait. Before we go for the party, look at this. :/ (I show the news broadcast)

Reporter: Does it ever stop? Vincent Bollore and his gang are trying to overhaul the AsphaltLand economics- right now they are increasing the prices of everything in AsphaltLand. (Shows the crowd protesting) The entire country in now in protest- with street demonstrations, angry feedbacks, petitions etc being spammed. Knowing the VVS well, and with the original executives of Gameloft bailing out, the situation does not look good. With that being said, I am afraid to say that.... AsphaltLand will burn tonight!!

Me: Aw $*€÷!!! >:( I better give instructions to the airliner. (As I frantically send a transmission to the A330's ACARS )

(At Ashgabat Intl)

N801NW (The aforementioned A330): (receiveing transmission) The situation in AsphaltLand is getting from bad to worse. Don't take off for AsphaltLand wothout my instruction.

N801NW's reply: Copied. I am now on the Ashgabat-Gatwick route. When you give the instructions, I will stop at a remote airstrip after taking off from Gatwick. Going to the main airport of AsphaltLand is too risky.

Me: Noted. (After sending transmission) Now you wanna taunt Anais?

Kimberley: That would be a head start for our higher-up relationship. The party won't start soon so...

(In the underground room)

Anais: You two again?? And don't tell me you are taking the tasteless whore as your date-

Me: That's what I am doing. And if you call her a tasteless whore again... (I load up my SCAR-L assault rifle and aim at her waist)

Anais: OH NO NOT THIS AGAIN!! O_O

Me: Yes, this again. And remember that you said that you won't insult my friend? I knew you will break your promise so.... I will never regret keeping you tied up here.

Anais: You are purposely saying this to keep me a hostage, I know. -_-

Me: And don't forget all the nonsense you did before I caught you. Either shut up or... (I aim the SCAR-L at her waist, with the firing mode set to single)

Anais: You think I am scared?? Let me go now or I will keep calling your girlfriend a tastele- (I shoot her stomach with the SCAR-L)

Anais: (screaming goat)

Me: I told you not to #@ with me. >:|

Anais: OKAY!! OKAY!! JUST LET... ME... GO AL...READY... OOWWWW..... X_X

Me: I have told you a dozen times that I will not let you go. Anymore insults and.... (I set the firing mode to automatic fire) Mark my words. And let's go, Kim. Make sure you found some new clothing to avoid all the insults. You have some in the wardrobe but.... just to be safe.

Kimberley: Try calling me a tasteless whore again, damsel in distress!! :P (as the two of us leave in the Vulcan)

(After Kim gets an icy-blue dress)

Me: Okay. So while we are on the way to the party, I need you to do me a favour.

Kimberley: Me?

Me: Not you. The car we are using now.

Kimberley: Your cars can talk? (Breaking the 4th wall) I hope this is not a reference to some talking car cartoons. :/

Me: (Breaking the 4th wall) Nope, the talking cars of my garage are fitted with a system last fitted to a modded Pontiac Trans Am, being distributed to the cars I own as a private contract. My aircraft also have this same automation system. More of a Knight Rider reference.

My Vulcan: And that is how we can talk like Azelfland's cars, not sure how his cars are made to talk though. And with that out of the way, what do you need me to do?

Me: While we are having a party, look out for trouble. And try to obtain the location of the portal switch.

My Vulcan: Wilco. Regarding the portal, a spy plane is trying to find the switch. Will update you the location when I get some details.

Me: Cool.

(At the Azure Coast funfair)

(Not complete)