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CAR DIALOGUES: S1 Ep3

Starting where we last left off(above)

At the cells under my garage...

Me: Hello, Kri. I noticed you took Azelfland's Miura captive. You're back here with us agan in a stronger cell.

Kri: I was mind-controlled by some mysterious being. And I think so is TweakRacer. I've been so for... I don't know... a while. But I'm sorry. Here, take this thing off my wrist and destroy it.

Me: What is that? It looks like a wristwatch.

Kri: It's the thing that's been mindcontrolling me this entire time. It's a more discreet and powerful version of that stupid helmet that TweakRacer made. But this isn't his work. Just destroy it. Please.

Me: Okay, HEY LOLCAT FR-S! GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TO SMASH!

LOLCAT FR-S: k hnd ovr

Me: Here you go, buddy.

LOLCAT FR-S: me will crunch dis

Kri: Well, back to what I was gonna say... Can I join you guys? TweakRacer's a jerk and I was promised a load of cash that he didn't give me.

Me: You PROMISE you won't asassinate me?

Kri: The mindcontroller is gone. I promise.

Me: Sure, then. Let's finish this against whatever we're fighting.

time traveler bursts in

Time traveler: Oops, wrong world. Imma go back now...

Time traveler disappears

Me:...what was that?

Kri: An innocent time traveler. Apparently sometime time travel was invented and it's getting more popular.

Me: Oh. What about the paradoxes?

Kri: I've used one before, it's a 3% survival rate. Stupid future people using them, just killing themselves...

Me:...Let's get back to the topic. So you want to join the team?

Kri: Yes. I have some gifts for you too! I've got 500 tokens here, first off.*hands me a box of tokens*

Me: Wow, thanks! I was short on those!

Kri: And... you might remember this guy. I swiped him after you gave up on his RnD, please welcome back your old friend... The KTM 1290 Super Duke R.

SDR: THUNDER! It's been a few months!

Me: Hello, buddy! Suzuki's waiting for you too!

My Suzuki from the corner: DUKE! Long time no see!

Kri: Looks like he enjoys himself. Either way, I know when this power is coming down to try to destroy us. Assemble as much of the team as possible.

Me: That's my garage and Azelfland's. I don't know the Youtubers or Team Harmony.

Kri: I hope that's enough.

Azelfland on my holocaster: yooo, buddy! what's up?

Me: Come over. Now. Kri's got some interesting information, and we need some power from your garage. You can try to ask some other friends to come over, if you like.

Azelfland on my holocaster: i'm coming, then. hold on.

Azelfland comes into the basement

Azelfland: what, she's not in the cell anymore?

Me: She's part of the team. She's also given me 500 tokens and my Super Duke R as a "token" of friendship :D

Azelfland: nice pun. now to work. so what about this information?

Kri: The power that has been wreaking havoc on you(not sure if TweakRacer is involved, he just hired me and I got scammed) is coming down to try to destroy you guys in approximately 2 hours.

Me: We don't have much time left! Azelfland, get some vehicles, I'll get mine!

Azelfland: on it!

Me: I'll choose my McLarens, Sagaris, the bikes, and 959.

Azelfland: i'll go for my Porsches, my C63, and my Sesto Elemento.

Me: Let's go. Kri, where is he attacking?

Kri: Asphalt Academy. We have to go as fast as possible. I'll jump into my Lykan and hitch my KTM Super Duke on the back.

At Asphalt Academy:

Noob: I just came to Asphalt Academy! Come on, Dart, let's find our garage!

The sky turns red

???: Hello, Asphalt Academy. Pitifully useless.

Noob: RUNRUNRUN! Dart, faster!

Noob's Dart: Ok, as fast as possible! I'm pulling in!

The crew arrives

Me: Whoa. What is going on?

Azelfland: we gotta stop this thing.

Kri: Oh no... Come on, Lykan. Let's fight!

Kri's Lykan: Sweet, let's get moving!

???: No chance.

A bunch of Audi R8 Etrons fall from the sky and blow holes in the ground

Kri: LYKAN! TURN! TURN!

Me: My 675LT is coming to help you!

My 675LT tries to save Kri's Lykan

Kri: It's too late... Sorry Lykan...

Kri's Lykan: Sacrifice me for the greater good. Get on the Super Duke.

Kri: It's for the best.

Kri jumps off the Lykan and backflips onto the Super Duke like a badass

Kri: I have to hit him somehow, but my pistol's out of bullets!

Me: 959 will do the job! He's got a LAZOUR!

959: IMMA FIRIN' MY LAZOUR!!!

the LAZOUR hit ??? and knocked part of his car off.

???: NO!!! CRUSH HIM!!

Me: 959! Hide! We'll take care of this!

Kri: We don't have enough to take out this person!

Me: HEY! I recongize his car! It's a pre-update Chevrolet Impala! How did he get that?

??? Because I am superior to you, tiny being. I... am... THE ONE AND ONLY THUNDER1337.

Me: But I'm you! And I don't have an Impala!

ThUnDeR1337: Hehehe... I time traveled from the past. When people saw my time machine, I recreated it with a "dice" inside... one that risks the time traveler's life. But mine is perfectly normal... And I hacked the Impala and came back with it. HA.HA.HA.

Kri: I'm ending this! AAHHHH!!!

Kri turns on Focus Boost and drives at a ramp

Kri: Might as well end this with style!

Kri backflips on the ramp and heads towards ThUnDeR1337

Me: Kri! What are you doing?

Kri crushes ThUnDeR1337's windshield, landing on top of him

Azelfland: this is crazy! C63, keep taking out these flying etrons!

ThUnDeR1337: That hurts. You've basically killed me...

Kri: That's what you get for making me hurt my new friends!

ThUnDeR1337: Well, they will be your final friends too. This car's engine is rigged to explode and you're standing on top of it... ha, ha, ha. *presses button*

The Impala explodes and the sky turns blue again

Me: KRI!

I go over to the exploded ashes of the Impala

Me: Kri! No! I thought we could of had another person in the crew, another friend...

Kri: I've seen better days... Days when my body was in one piece. I don't think I'll make it out alive...

Azelfland: forgive me for doubting her. she really did stay with us till the end.

Me: Well, at least my evil twin from the past is dead too...

Noob rushes out of garage in a tuner version of a Dart

Noob: Thanks for saving my life! I found some old Audi R8 LMS Ultra parts and made a Dart Special Edition! It's really fast! Watch this!

Noob zooms away

Me: Well, that's one person who can stay happy...

Back at my garage, in the backyard

959: Wow, my LAZOUR really does work for a shovel.

Me: Yep. Well, time to use your laser to carve a couple gravestones... HERE LIES A GREAT FREND NAMED KRI, REST IN PEACE HER LYKAN, and MAY HER SUPER DUKE BE LAID TO REST.

959: *breaks the fourth wall* That was kinda dark. Or should I say, "dart?" *summon airhorns from outer space*

Me: Well, I guess it's over for now... *also breaks fourth wall* Thanks for reading, and have a great day!