User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Bentley EXP10 Speed 6 build, lab 3 of the Rimac Concept S R&D and the 2018 McLaren X2 championship

this title couldn't explain things better. now, before lab 3 opened, i was able to get the Bentley EXP10 Speed 6 with a little bit of luck. this will make the One-77 EDD a lot easier, considering that i will hae it fully upgraded beforehand. afte lab 3 unlocked, it was no problem and i took it down easily, even though the AI races were tough. but lab 4 will be tougher for sure. huge thanks to Niksasphalt8 for his videos. they helped me take down test 31 and the second AI race of lab 3 easily. also, i went ahead and took on the 2018 McLaren X2 championship and i also have to give huge thanks to Profoundly Quiet for some inspiration on this one.

this is episode 6 of season 8 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

during the wait for lab 3 to unlock

Me: GUYS, YOU NEED TO CHECK THIS OUT!O_O

TheHawtDawg1: what is it?:I

Me: IT'S THE 88TH BLUEPRINT FOR THE BENTLEY EXP10 SPEED 6 AND IT COSTS CREDITS. WE MIGHT NEED TO FARM. NOW!O_O

My Pagani Huayra BC: i'm on it.>:I

after getting the 88th blueprint and opening the 12 boxes with the guaranteed blueprints in them

Me: nice!:)

Alice: another thing that's nice is that the blueprints are written in English.^_^

My McLaren MP4/8: and just so you know, England is my city.:P

My Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: this meme is so dead.T_T

McLaren MP4/8: yeah. i know.:I

McLaren P1 boy: and it seems like the parts are in the old EDD site of the One-77 AND in the same tower you guys demolished during your rescue of the Tramontana XTR.>:I

Me: well, Hanna and i will go this time. Master Chief, you'll come too.>:I

Master Chief John-117: understood. *switches to his Default AR*

at the old EDD site of the One-77

Me: yep. the tower is here and has been rebuilt all right.>:I

Master Chief John-117: i suppose you have a plan to get in, right?

Vivendi goon: *sees Hanna's breasts* wow. booooooooooooooobiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeessss.:D *grabs Hanna's breasts*

Me: right. but this time, we'll teleport in the entrance. he won't see it coming.>:)

Master Chief John-117: i think that sounds like a good plan. now l-

Hanna: HELLO?! ARE YOU LISTENING?! EARTH TO PERV!!>:(

Vivendi goon: *backs off* oh, dear.O_O

Hanna: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WITH THE ENEMY OR NOT! YOU DON'T GRAB WITHOUT PERMISSION!>:(

Me: if Hanna doesn't like you, then i don't like you either!>:(

Vivendi goon: wait! i didn't mean to! can we t- *gets zapped to death*

Hanna: serves you right, jerk!>:(

Me: or we could do just that.:I

at the top floor of the tower

Master Chief John-117: this must be the office.

Me: and there are guards in front of us. quite possibly Mishima Zaibatsu members.>:I

Hanna: Heihachi must be inside. guess that means we should proceed with caution.>:I

Master Chief John-117: right. now we have to take them down and be sn-

Me: okay, time's up. let's do this! *charges towards the door and the zaps the guards* LEEROOOOOOOOYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSS!!!>:D *smashes through the door*

Hanna: oh my god, he just ran in. ._.

Master Chief John-117: darn it! we were supposed to sneak in, you idiot!

Me: at least i took out the guards.:P

Heihachi Mishima: hm. i've been waiting for you.>:)

Hanna: guess i was right.>:I

Heihachi Mishima: do you think you're going to take me down this time? i'll snap you like a twig!>:I

Me: tch. says the guy who got owned by his grandson.:P

the crowd (from the SIKE! that's the wrong number! video): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!:D

Master Chief John-117: get roasted!

Heihachi Mishima: don't you involve Jin into this!>:( *points his 9-milimetre pistol at Azelfland*

Me: you're gonna shoot me, aren't you? just try it. i dare you.>:)

Heihachi Mishima: all right. you asked for it.>:I *shoots Azelfland, but Azelfland transforms into his Devil form and the bullet does absolutely nothing*

Me (with the Devil Gene activated): don't think i'll get shot like some scrub!>:)

Heihachi Mishima: NANI?!O_O (translation: WHAT?!)

Master Chief John-117: *shoots Heihachi's pistol off his hand with his Default AR*

Me (with the Devil Gene activated): KYOFU WO OSHIETE YAROU!>:( (translation: I SHALL TEACH YOU THE MEANING OF FEAR!)

Hanna: now you're gonna get it.:P

Heihachi Mishima: no matter. I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!!>:(

Me (with the activated Devil Gene): *uses the power of the Devil Gene on Heihachi* I SHALL SHOW YOU FEAR!!!! OUT OF MY WAY!!!!>:( *fires a laser on Heihachi and knocks him unconscious, then gets back to normal*

Hanna: let's get the parts and blow the place up.>:I

Master Chief John-117: on it. *sets the explosives*

a few hours later

lab technician: welcome to lab 3. we heard from our scientists that you beat Johny Seventies.:)

Me: it's true.^_^

lab technician: right now, we're working on our AI, Hunter Eighties. but for now, all you need to do is win this race.:)

Rimac Concept S: sounds good.:)

the next day, at test 27

Hunter Eighties: you're the guy that beat Sixties Slim and Johny Seventies?>:I

Me: yep.:P

Hunter Eighties: you're nothing. i eat cowards like you for breakfast.>:I

Me: oh, really?>:I

Hunter Eighties: yes, really. you and that heap of junk you're driving are going down.>:I

Rimac Concept S: oh, he did not just say that!>:(

Me: let's show him who he's f@#$ing with! we'll avenge R8 tyke!>:(

Rimac Concept S: engaging Road Rage mode.>:(

after test 27

Me: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!:D

Rimac Concept S: who's the heap of junk now?>:)

Hunter Eighties: i'll be back.>:( *the AI disappears*

at test 31

lab technician: Hunter Eighties had no sensitive side at all. not you, though. now it's time to unleash your inner pacifist to complete this test.:)

Me: oh, god. that means it's a flawless test.O_O

Rimac Concept S: why? it's fun.:)

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: you don't know Azelfland that well. if he loses just once in a normal race, or even wreck in a flawless race, he gets outraged. he doesn't calm down until he takes down the specific race. and he hates losing.:P

Rimac Concept S: oh.:I

Diana: buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut there's a solution to this. watch this video right here.:)

Me: um, okay. *watches Niksaspahlt8's video* okay, so it looks like Niksasphalt8 made sure he'd drift in the beginning and  of course before the second-to-last straight. this might give us an edge.>:I

the next day, after test 32

lab technician: it wouldn't even be the eighties without a sequel! it's the Hunter Eighties you know and love, only he's bigger, stronger and badder! good luck.:)

at test 33

Me: ready for Round 2?>:)

Hunter Eighties: i was born ready. this time, you don't stand a chance.>:)

Rimac Concept S: we'll see about that! engaging Race mode. activating all racing protocols.>:I

after test 33

Me: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!>:D

Hunter Eighties: not bad, kid. i guess i was wrong. you do stand a chance. give my regards to the AIs of lab 4 for me if you see them.:) *the AI gets deleted*

Wendy: nice. y'all are already killin' it.^_^

My Porsche 959: there's also the 2018 McLaren X2 championship going on. should we go?:I

My Porsche 911 GT3 RS: we'll go. but we'll go at night.>:I

TheHedgheogOne: guess i'll upgrade her.:I

later that night, at French Guiana

2018 McLaren X2: you must be the world-famous Azelfland.:)

Me: the one and only.^_^

2018 McLaren X2: i heard from my fellow F1 brothers and sisters. you and your team being beasts when it comes to racing.:)

My McLaren M14A: it's good to see you, sis.^_^

My McLaren MP4-31: this might be a good chance to take down Vivendi.>:I

2018 McLaren X2: yes. now, i hear there's a guy named Adrian Heat. he's now the new boss of Roaring Thunder. and i heard you took down his former boss.>:I

Hanna: actually, we killed him. he was a nuisance anyway.>:I

2018 McLaren X2: just be careful out there. i got a bad feeling about this.>:I

at the Grand Finale of French Guiana

the announcer: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 23rd annual Asphalt championship! it's been a long time since we had a McLaren championship and the 2018 McLaren X2 championship is the one!:D

Me: with all the upgrades we've done, this one will be easy.>:)

2018 McLaren X2: yep. Roaring Thunder won't know what hit them.>:)

after the Grand Finale of French Guiana

2018 McLaren X2: nice! you guys are the real deal.^_^

Hanna: told ya.^_^

McLaren MP4-31: this somehow reminds me of my championship. it's like a deja vu hitting us hard.:I

the next day, in Barcelona

Profoundly Quiet: it's good to see you again, Azelfland. you'll be safe with us.:)

Me: thanks, guys. i owe you one.:)

McLaren MP4/8: well, Vivendi patrols are bigger than usual here, right?:I

Metal Azelfland: it's all because Vincent attacked him. i was there as well, but i was mind controlled by a microchip. now i'm part of his team.>:I

Profoundly Quiet: *breaks the fourth wall* mind if i ask? why am i in your series, when it's irrelevant?:I

Metal Azelfland: *also breaks the fourth wall* well, plot reasons. that's why.:P

Profoundly Quiet: so, how do you think this is going to end?:I

Metal Azelfland: i'm a robot, not a fortune teller.>:I

at the Grand Finale of Barcelona

2018 McLaren X2: okay. second Grand Finale, same as the first.>:I

Hanna: we'll show that girls are not to be messed with.>:I *gets a perfect start*

the announcer: AND HANNA GETS A PERFECT START, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! OH, SHE'S SMASHING THROUGH THE ENTIRE COMPETITION, F@#$ING UP EVERYBODY'S DAY!O_O

after the Grand Finale of Barcelona

Profoundly Quiet: not bad. with that kind of skill, you might be able to take out Gameloft, because they're evil.:P

Hanna: *pulls out her Katanas* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!>:(

Profoundly Quiet: WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!! CHILL!! PUT THOSE SWORDS DOWN!!O_O

BanalShill: she's right. it's not Gameloft's fault. it's Vivendi that forces them to do their bidding!>:I

Profoundly Quiet: oh, god. not you too!O_O

Spudanky: Vivendi deserves to be hated, not Gameloft. my buddy has a point.>:I

Profoundly Quiet: ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU AGREE WITH WHAT THESE TWO SAY?!O_O

Everyone: yep.>:I

Hanna: and if you're looking for TweakRacer to back you up, he can't, because he's dead.>:)

Me: you pick your side. are you with us? or are you a traitor?>:I

Profoundly Quiet: um................................ ._.

Hanna: what's it going to be?>:I

Profoundly Quiet:.........................................O_O

Spudaky: you better make the right choice, bud.>:I

Profoundly Quiet: ............................ OKAY, FINE!! YOU WIN! VIVENDI ARE THE REAL BAD GUYS!! I'M SORRY FOR SAYING THAT GAMELOFT WERE EVIL! JUST DON'T SLICE AND DICE ME! PLEASE!O_O

Hanna: good. that's what i thought!>:(

Profoundly Quiet: was it nescesary to threaten me, an admin of the Wiki and leader of the Asphalt Police?O_O

Me: it was redundant, but you left us no choice.>:(

Profoundly Quiet: anyway. time to get serious. what's Vivendi up to?>:I

Metal Azelfland: you see, Vincent and his wife have hired one of your admins, Mike458 and your former friend, TweakRacer and they are trying to take us down. P1 boy is with us and he's great at finding the cars.>:I

Profoundly Quiet: i'm listening.>:I

TheHedgehogOne: Azelfland.exe -Azelfland's demonic alter ego- and AHGT.exe -which is Thunder's alter ego's Hussarya GT that Azelfland killed back when he got his Hussarya GT- are the leaders. Vincent, however, sent Tweaks undercover and he's one of the reasons Gameloft is forced to do Vivendi's bidding.>:I

Profoundly Quiet: THAT TRAITOR! I KNEW i shouldn't have trusted him!>:(

Hanna: we don't have to deal with him anymore. Cyril the Arctic Fox -whom he switched sometimes- pulled a Sub-Zero on him and ripped his head off.:P

Profoundly Quiet: okay, seriously. what is this, Mortal Kombat?:I

Me: no. anyway, though. with the Ultra Wormholes, they summoned villains from other franchises as well. with them is Bowser, Dr. Eggman, AKA "Baldy McNosehair", Heihachi Mishima and Entity303. these four are not to mess with. remember when you sent me undercove?>:I

Profoundly Quiet: yes. and you found out what exactly?:I

Audi R8 tyke: pretty sure it might be something good.:)

Me: we all know that P1 boy and R8 tyke worked with Vivendi, only because they were forced to.>:I

Profoundly Quiet: i know.>:I

Me: so, remember when you guys messed up royally when you worked with Vivendi? well, i was the one who messed up royally in the first place. i worked for the Asphalt Police and went undercover to find out about the truth behind Vivendi.>:I

Audi R8 tyke: WHAT?!O_O

Me: yes. i was somehow possesed by Azelfland.exe after seeing TweakRacer chained. i beat him, but my demonic alter ego was ressurected. i was powerless against him, because back then, i was a human. after he knocked me and Vincent unconscious, and after TweakRacer ran away from him, he broke through the ceiling of the Honmaru.>:I

Honmaru, Japan, one year ago, five days before the Porsche update

a few helicopters from G Corporation fly outside of the Honmaru

Me: *regains his consciousness* ugh................. what happened?:I

the helicopters create a squadron of JACK-4s and fire them to the Honmaru, which invade the Honamru temple and target Azelfland and Vincent.

Vincent: WHO GOES THERE?!>:(

Me: *calms Vincent down*

Both: *punch a JACK-4 from their side and get to their fighting stance*

Me: .....................................>:I

Vincent: .....................................>:I

Me: *punches an incoming JACK-4 and breaks it*

Vincent: *breaks another one of the JACK-4s, headbutts and sends another one flying to Azelfland*

Me: *grabs the flying JACK-4 from the leg* UUUUUUGGHH-YAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!D:< *throws the JACK-4 to the statue of the temple and breaks it, then uppercuts another JACK-4 coming from the ceiling, sending it flying*

Vincent: *beats up the rest of the JACK-4s* YAAAH!!>:D

more JACK-4s invade the Honmaru

Me: *grabs Vincent by the head and lures him to the JACK-4 traps and the JACK-4s pin Vincent down while Azelfland takes his leave* hmph.>:) *leaves with an evil smirk on his face*

Vincent: DAMN YOU, AZELFLAND!!>:(

one of the JACK-4s: *splits his face revealing a bomb inside it, 4 seconds to detonation*

Vincent: WHAT?!O_O

meanwhile, far away fom the explosion and the ruins of Honmaru and with Vincent blasting off

Vicky Watson ( reporting to HQ via radio on her earpiece): Vincent Bollore......... is dead.>:I *slices the JACK-4 behind her with her rope blade, as she sheathes it afterwards*

the flashback ends

Profoundly Quiet: sooooooo, TweakRacer was working with Vivendi all along. huh.:I

Hanna: we all trusted him. yet he was a traitior.:(

Metal Azelfland: don't feel too bad. at least he's dead.:I

TheHedgehogOne: but.............. you were posessed by Azelfland.exe? how?:I

Me: i don't know, really.:I

TheHedgehogOne: doesn't matter. now, before we go, do you want to see something awesome?:)

Everyone: heck yeah!:D

TheHedgehogOne: i present to you now............................... Metal Hanna!^_^

Metal Azelfland: *falls in love with Metal Hanna*

Metal Hanna: *flirts with Metal Azelfland* hey there, boy. like what you see?>:3

Metal Azelfland: DAAAAAAAAAAANG!! did you just come from heaven? 'cause you're my guardian angel!:3

Metal Hanna: *giggles* you're really kind.:3

Metal Azelfland: what do you say you and i.............. grind some gears?:3

Metal Hanna: sure. sounds great.:3

Hanna: a robot version of myself?:I

TheHedgehogOne: don't be surprised. she's kind to us. but against our enemies, she's a weapon of mass destruction. also, i thought Metal Azelfland needed a girlfriend.:P

My McLaren 675LT: well, time to get to farming.:P

Me: sounds good.:I

My Bentley EXP10 Speed 6: i hope i can get my upgrades soon:I

and that ends episode 6 of season 8 of "Asphalt stories". Profoundly Quiet, if you're reading this, don't take ANY of this way too seriously. i'm just doing my job. also, i hope i can get through all the difficulties the events have to offer me.

until next time.

-Azelfland.