User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: Camaro conquest

Right now I am trying to get back the Camaro SS. Which means I have to let the Concept S slide. I could have won the Concept S- when tests 43 and 46 decided to ruin the fun, as if making me lose is fun. And I will try to reach the 2018 McLaren, but I will only start the Championship by 8:10pm.

(Yesterday, at The Great Wall)

Me: F***ING CUNT!!!! >:( WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU???!!!! IS IT SO FUN TO SCREW ME OVER???!!!!!! >:( I COULD HAVE GOT THIS CAR AND THE CAMARO TOGETHER IF YOU @$$#0|€$ DID NOT SCREW ME OVER AND F***ING OVER!!!! >:(

Corporate leader: Whoa! Whoa! Relax! O_O You can always try to get our Concept S another time, I can assure you.

R&D technician: Actually he can get our car by buying keys. Problem is he is trying to recover a car that had contributed to him.

Corporate leader: Oh. I see. I will ask the boss of GL for the location of his car. You sir, please relax.

Me: Phew. I am beyond pissed because I cannot help you complete the project... :(

R&D technician: No worries. You can always try again next time. And I heard that your garage is in a state of emergency, right?

Me: Sadly, yes. When I restarted operations back in Rio, a lot of $#!+ had to be done.

Corporate leader: If that is the case, you can pause and try to recover from your emergency. When you have recovered from your state of emergency, then you can help us. I will try to help you get the X2 and the Beast Alpha, as gratitude for your effort.

Me: Thanks. I will still try, until time runs out.

Corporate leader: Anything you say. And according to the boss of GL, the car you are hunting for is in Siberia.

Me: Oh great. I just need to secure these tokens until I can find the Camaro. And I am sure those @$$#0|€$ at the VVS are celebrating.

CL: They sure are.

(At test 48)

Me: Okay. One last batch of keys before I have to bid this car farewell. Such a shame.

Concept S: No worries. And here. What you need to track the Camaro.

Me: Thanks. So long. (As I drive out of the lab with my IE, and head straight to SF; with the Tu-204 sending a warning, telling me that it heard rumors that my Venom GT is doing NSFW stuff with R8 Tyke's JDMs and Azelfland's M1)

Me: What? My Venom GT is joining the PCG (Perverted Car Gang)? :/

Tu-204: Just a rumor. I hope it is fake. Also I heard that you are looking for a friend in Siberia. All you need, a cargo jet. Plus, Russia and US ain't foes no more. Decades ago, yes. Now, not anymore.

Me: Just great. I can dispatch a FedEx DC-10 to Siberia. And use it to transport my Camaro back.

Tu-204: Good luck. I will inform the DC-10.

Me: Sure thing. Also, hope the rumor about my Venom GT is a faux.

(At SF)

Me: I will take Lily along, since she knows how to shoot as well.

Sarah: What about me?

Me: You go join Naomi and Brad in Cerritos. My recruited cars will take care of your house. And speaking of them, I heard rumors that one of them is a perv. You better leave. Before the rumor is proven true.

Sarah: On it. >:|

(As Sarah drives to Cerritos, while Lily and I go to the DC-10 at Oakland Intl, in the VVS base 6, at Colorado, USA)

Mike458: YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!! >:D WE MADE 4 PEOPLE GIVE UP ON THE CONCEPT S!!!! INCLUDING THE R8 F*** AND TRASHF***ER!!!! >:P

AHGT.exe: IS THAT SO FUNNY???!!!! >:( TRASHF***ER ABANDONED THE CONCEPT S IN FAVOUR OF AN OLD FRIEND!!@! >:(

Anais: What old friend?? :/

AHGT.exe: A jet black Camaro. Find that car.

Vincent: Oh, that black scumbag. Which expanded the way for TF2014 to f*** ALL our beloved Cobras. He has the Asterion, the Holden, the R8 and SLK SEs- all of which helped him in MP before we detonated his first garage. And he is trying to LOOK FOR THAT MENACE???!!!! >:(

AHGT.exe: What else??? Find that car at all costs!!!!

Mike458: Big problem is-

AHGT.exe: F*** YOUR PROBLEMS!!!! >:( GO FIND THAT BLACK @$$!!!!!!!

(Meanwhile, while Azelfland and his crew are out to register for the Championship)

R8 Tyke's RX-8: Guys. They are out. Let's rig the base with cameras.

My Venom GT: Ons. I will plant a camera in the bathroom. >;)

Azelfland's M1: I will plant a camera in the gym. Right at where they spar.

R8 Tyke's RX-8: Supra, Skyline and I will plant cameras in their bedrooms.

Venom GT: Okay. Let's do this. >:) Base is empty. And no one will be back until 3 hours later. >:)

(Back on the DC-10)

My DC-10: So, we all can transverse Russia, right?

Me: Yes. Russian jets can access the US as well. But, avoid bringing fighters, bombers and all the military stuff. Also, the An-225 canNOT access Russia. Shame that Russia and Ukraine are having political tensions. The An-225 will be useful. But luckily I can still slip a cargo plane to retrieve the Camaro.

Lily: Why not use the B-52 Stratofortress or the SR-71 BalckBird?? :/

Me: One, no using military aircraft because they not only attract unwanted attention, conflicts will occur. Also, even if we can use the bomb bay to house the Camaro, a military aircraft will attract attention from those f***ers. Yep, I mean, those that kidnapped you and whoever you know. A cargo jet will throw away suspicion.

My DC-10: Plus, some dudes in Russia have some harmless package for me to transport to US and Canada. Trust me, they are harmless. The Su-27 and Mig-29 know them well.

Me: Alright. Great to hear that. But two things.

Lily: What?

Me: Number one, has anyone sent the package I stole to Azelfland? The one that proves that P1 Boy has been framed all along?

Lily: Some of Azelfland's girls have visited me. So I handed the package.

Me: Good job. And can anyone verify that the rumor about my Venom GT being a pervert is nothing other than a faux??

My DC-10: Only time will tell.

(Back on the ground, at Azelfland's garage)

My Venom GT: Okay. We know where the cameras are set. Where should we download the 'gold' we are gonna 'dig'?? >:)

R8 Tyke's RX-8: We know a place at the destroyed 5th Vivendi base where we can hide our 'loot'. >:) The M1 already set that place up, all we need ti do is to watch the fun.

My Venom GT: Also, I scanned the garage. All cameras are placed at the least expected places. >:)

Azelfland's M1: Fan...TASTIC!!! :D Let's go and celebrate.