User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S2: If my Mazda RX8 went to school

So we're here to take a break from the SLR action, and hey, did you noticed that the RX8 became less pervy? (Other than the fact that he got that sex toy though...) Well GUESS WHAT? I sent him to school to become a better vehicle. This episode is the 14th and second-to-last episode of Season 2.

Before the Quest to the NEMESIS..

Me: Hey RX8. I think you should go to school. :|

My RX8: So I can spread the message of "Porn promotes social harmony" there? :D

Me: No, RX8. I want you to become a less pervy car and be better. You know, not everyone likes porn. :|

My RX8: Oh. :|

In the classroom...

Teacher: OK HERE ARE THE RULES. FIRST, NO SHOUTING IN CLASS. SECOND, NO PORNS AN-

My Mazda RX8: I have a question.

Teacher: What?

My RX8: Why watching porns is not good?

(Everyone in the classroom face-palms)

Teacher: Because...PORNS ARE NOT GOOD FOR YOUR MIND DEVELOPMENT-

Real life me: *Breaks the 4th wall* I omitted a lot of words for easy reading. :P *Resumes the scene*

Teacher: Is that better?

My RX8: Yup. :)

At lunch time...

Me: *Phone rings* Huh? Who's calling? I'm gonna know what happened. *Picks up the phone*

Teacher: (On the phone) Is you the Audi R8 tyke? >:(

Me: (On the phone) Yes. :|

Teacher: (On the phone) Your RX8 misbehaved at school. May you mplease see me 1 hour later? >:(

Me: (On the phone) OK. *Hangs up*

1 hour later, in the teacher's office...

Teacher: You are the Audi R8 tyke right?

Me: I am.

Teacher: So your RX8 is reported to watch porn in class. Have you ever teached him the bad effects of porn? >:(

Me: I TOLD HIM! HE JUST DIDN'T LISTEN! >:(

Teacher: Well, since then, we decided to kick your RX8 outta here.

Me: O_O

AND SO THEN, THE RX8 BECAME A BETTER CAR.

Anyways, this is short, but I pretty liked that. See you soon, folks!