User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S6: A whole lot of things...

Yup. Too many happened. First, I got the SLK SE, then I comleted the Ferrari collection, then, I got the Atom V8 and deliberately failed on the F7 EDD. Besides, I got the Yamaha YZF-R6 too.

Besides, my pace on uploading is exponentially decreasing, since I have much to do in real life. The last remark, a Family Guy refrence here.

A few weeks ago…

Me: Hey, the LS-218’s EDD has begun, anyone interested?

My Ducati Monster: (Slow talk) I have good idea. Let’s get the Yamaha YZF-R6 and get the Lightning if we could.

Me: Erm… YES! :D

At the EDD Site…

My R8 LMS: We have an issue. We have only 1 person driving, but we got 9 bikes. We’re not gonna make it, dude.

My MP4/8: I have good idea. I invented a device which is able to turn cars into life-sized humans. :)

My 570S: Like THIS! (Turns my MP4-31 into a human)

My MP4-31: That may save us some manpower. :P

My R8 LMS Ultra: This works on me too? :|

My MP4/8: Sure it does! (Turns my R8 LMS Ultra into an Asian with a similar appearance with me.)

My GT-R (R35): Ha! We’ve found R8 tyke’s long lost bro! :D

My R8 LMS Ultra: Shut up, POS. -.-

My 458: Meanwhile, I’m going to the F7 EDD and try my luck. -.-

Meanwhile…

My Marussia B2: COMRADES, WE NEED TO END THIS SUPPRESION! WE NEED TO GAIN FREEDOM FROM R8 TYKE! D:<

My Geely GC9: True, comrade. He doesn’t pay us simply because we didn’t work. -.-

My Icona Vulcano V12: Comrades, I finally found you all! Let’s levenge on these capitalist pigs & dogs and let the PEOPLE LULE! D:<

My Geely GC9: Dude, you’re swapping some ‘R’s with ‘L’s.

My Vulcano V12: I’m solly. Chinese accent.

My Marussia B2: THEN LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN! D:<

A few days later…

Me: Be careful, careful, careful. ._.

My Lightling LS-218: HERE COMES THE RAMP! (Accidentally took the ramp higher)

Both of us: OH SH*T! O_O (Smashed the upper half of the cave and I fell unconscious)

3 hours later…

Jake: How is he?

Doctor: Fortunately, he got a brain concussion, and he can leave the hospital after a few days of rest.

Zoe: Then who is going to drive? O_O;

Jake: I got a message, saying that the cars got the Yamaha YZF-R6.

Meanwhile…

My P1: How can we bring the YZF to R8 tyke? :|

My MP4-31: Simple. Remember this guy in the basement in our Alps base? The Netherlands countryball?

Netherlandsball: Heh heh, hey dude, yuo have weed? I can into weed.

My R8 LMS Ultra: Sure, and he’s smokin’weed too. I have an idea, he’s never sober anyway. >:P

(Camera blackouts)

Netherlandsball: Hey dude, what are yuo doing?

(Weird machine noise)

Netherlandsball: Hey that hurts! OUCHIE! O_O

(Camera returns normal)

My RX-8 SE: Hey, dudes, I got the F430. Maybe he can help you. :)

My F430: What can I help you? :)

My R8 LMS Ultra: Great, now get this dude and go to the hospital and find that R8 tyke guy. RX-8 SE, go with him.

My F430: Oh, this Netherlands-looking ball? OK. (Gets to the hospital with the RX-8 SE)

Meanwhile…

Doctor: Fine, he’s recovering well, you’re good to go with him. :)

Jake: Thanks. :)

Me: Ugh, my head is still aching. X_X

My RX-8 SE: Hey, here’s R8 tyke. :)

My F430: Hey, dude. :)

Me: WTF?! YOU USED MY 950 TOKENS TO BUY A GODDAMMIT FERRARI!? >:(

(Awkward silence follows)

Me: Oops, sorry. I’m quite moody these days. (God dammit brain concussion) -.-

My RX-8 SE: Meanwhile, the YZF-R6 is inside that Netherlandsball. :)

Me: Oh, so how do I get it out?

My F430: It’s probably shrunken and stuffed inside this guy’s ass. You need to wait for him to poop the car out.

Me: Ok.

Later…

My 458 Italia: Sorry, folks, I failed. :(

Me: That’s OK, bro. Now, I can’t drive for a short period. Help me with the Atom V8 Championship. (Yawns) Damn, I’m sleepless throughout the night.

My 458 Italia: Mission acknowledged. (Drives away)

(My MP4/8 turns my LMS back to vehicle form)

My 12C: We have broken car in garage! O_O

Me: Lemme see.

(In the garage, my severely damaged SLK SE appears)

My SLK SE: R8 tyke? Is that you?

Me: Yeah, it’s me.

My SLK SE: I’ve been severely damaged when I’m escaping those Centanarios. Help fix me.

Me: The Snowflurry Festival revival gives your parts. Maybe I can restore you.

My F430: Hey, I recruited a Ferrari friend to help you. Here, have the 599XX.

My 599XX: Hi, how can I help you?

Zoe: Help get more SLK SE parts. We have 12 but he needs 18.

My 599XX: OK.

Me: I think I need to do something to help him. I’m also helping to restore him.

Meanwhile…

My 458 Italia: B2! IT’S MY chance to help get the Atom V8. Be gone from this place. >:(

My B2: IT’S OUR Atom V8! >:(

My GC9: Communism rule! :D

My Icona V12 Hybrid: REMOVE CAPITALIST PIGS! (KDs the 458 Italia)

My 458 Italia: Why? :( (Loses consciousness)

My Atom V8: So, do you guys know the benefits of Communism?

My B2: Sure. I’ll tell you more if you progress in the Championship.

Back at my garage…

Me: …AND THE LAST PIECE IS DONE!

My SLK SE: Hmm… GOOD AS NEW! Thanks. :D

My 599XX: It’s UPGRADE TIME! :D

(Jake and Zoe rushes to upgrade the SLK SE)

Me: Hmm. Strange. I told the 458 to tell me what’s going on with the Championship and now he’s MISSING? I’m going to find him. LMS, go with me.

In Nevada…

My R8 LMS Ultra: 458! O_O

My 458 Italia: I’m sorry R8 tyke, but rogue communism cars in our garage took the Atom V8 with them. X_X

Me: COMMUNISM?! IN MY GARAGE?! WTF ARE THOSE HAMMER-AND-SICKLE IDIOTS DOING? >:(

Meanwhile…

My B2: Good. Now, we have some cars from both Azelfland’s and TF2014’s garages to help us revolt against the bourgeoisie. :D

TF2014’s Ferrari FF: Now I can spread communism and revive the GLORY MOTHERLAND OF SOVIET RUSSIA! :D

My GC9: It’s WE.

TF2014’s Ferrari FF: My fault.

Azelfland’s Corvette C7: OUR fault.

My Atom V8: WE’LL ABOLISH PRIVATE PROPERTY! D:<

My Evora Sport 410: (Saw what happened) Hmm… Interesting. Lemme tell R8 tyke about this. See if he can protect our interests.

Meanwhile…

Zoe: Well, looks like you two had a rough night.:I

Jake: It was because of a stupid baby.>:(

Amy: At least you made it shut up. it's no big deal.:I

Zoe: Amy's not wrong. anyway, can you tell me what happened?:I

Amy: Well, here goes.':I

(The previous night, when Jake and Amy was in Sbarro (the pizzeria, not the car company), a baby is crying besides Jake)

Jake: (Sarcastic baby cries alert) WAAAHHH!! WAAAAH!!! YOU LIKE THAT? HUH? YOU LIKE THAT? WAAAAHHHH! (To baby’s parents)You just told this out, DON’T YOU?! WAAAHHHH!!! I TOLD THIS OUT! WAAAAHHHH!!!! >:(

(Awkward silence)

Baby: (Cries)

Jake: (Almost synchronized with the baby’s cry) WAAAHHHH!!!! >:(

Baby: (Cries)

Jake: (Almost synchronized with the baby’s cry) WAAAHHHH!!!! >:(

Baby: (Cries)

Jake: (Almost synchronized with the baby’s cry) WAAAHHHH!!!! >:(

(Flashback ends)

My P1: (After listening to all of these) Wow. That was corny. ._.

And that's it. Hope you enjoy it. :)