User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: The Beginning of the Plot Twists

Winning the Ferrari F60 America, and uncovering all the data it has.

(After the third lab of the F60 R&D)

Me: Looks like this R&D will be the last event I will ever complete. As soon as I win this thing, I will make sure I exploit nearly ALL events from next update onwards.

Kimberley: I get what you mean. Looks like the VVS is trying to make sure every resideent shells out every single cent.

Me: But I ain't gonna spend a single one. And the surest thing is I ain't gonna come back to AsphaltLand even after this place went back to the pre-Vivendi state.

Kimberley: Anyway, I think we got an urgent message.

Me: What is it?

Kimberley: According to the Halo Squad, Vincent is planning to put Azelfland's A9 garage in lockdown mode. He is going to send 600 of his mercenaries to lock tbe garage and destroy whatever is in it.

Me: For what reason?

Kimberley: It has got to do with Azelfland ignoring the Zeus 12 Sigma and Ferrari F60 America R&Ds. They cost him a lot of revenue.

Me: As soon as I finish this R&D, we are gonna f*** these mercenaries. And.... you make sure Margaret speaks to Lily. You talked to her, and she showed a positive reply, did you?

Kimberley: Of course Lily agreed. My younger sister used to be like Margaret- albeit not at the extent of Margaret. Remember not to dump your friends again.

Me: Not gonna dump, ever. I had dug a hole too deep, and I am gonna come out of it, not to make another one-

Kimberley: -or go back into the same hole.

Me: Anyway, lab 4 is about to start. Time to finish this once and for all...

(at the last test)

Me: Holy cow!! This R&D lab really sucked my 2K tokens..... now back to 11K.

Kimberley: Should be enough for the vehicle that will aid your escape....

Me: Nope. If you were wih us during last December, you will know how expensive one of the R&Ds was. The start of the fiasco.

Kimberley: Anyway let's roll.

R&D technicians: Glad you chose the remain with us and worrk in our unicorn tests. As promised, we will hand you the F60, and all the info that is in it. Good luck on your departure.

Me: The F60 R&D technicians are at least, not nasty.

R&D technicians: But we cannot do anything to stop the VVS from rigging the last lab. And beware, any other tech teams will not be so friendly.

Me: One sure thing is I ain't gonna develop their products to perfection. Unless the vehicle in question is the ultimate key to our getaway.

R&D technicians: Good luck, and farewell.

(After finishing the last test)

Me: Time to check what data is contained in there...

R&D technician (through the intercom): You slipped a thumbdrive to collect the data? I gotta say that there is no need for that. We have saved the data in a printed hardcopy, that is right under the driver's seat. Check it out.

Kimberley: Looks like you took your thumbdrive for nothing-

Me: For now. (as I pull out the hardcopy)

Kimberley (reading the hardcopy): Car that contains the location of the portal switch, along with how to kill Azelfland's alter ego, will be coming soon. To obtain data from later cars without having to develop them fully, finish the third lab, and then extract the data before the fourth lab unlocks. Also, the VVS are armed with Lightrifles, Plasma Pistols, Plasma Repeaters, HMG-38s and Type 27 SASRs. Their weapons are superior to standard human weaponary, but there are six known weapons that can counter these:

1) Beryl M762. Lower base damage than Plasma weapons,but has a fire rate that is much, much faster, allowing for comparable damage per second.

2) OTs-14 Groza. Same as above, with higher base damage but with lower fire rate.

3) any rocket launcher. Enough to damage any energy shields the VVS members might have by 90%.

4) Mk 14 EBR. Talk about a marksman rifle that deals heavy damage to energy shields+having a fire rate required to hit moving targets.

5) SRS99. Most powerful Halo Nation weapon that does not belong to VVS members.

6) Accuracy Intl Arctic Warfare Magnum (AWM). Rounds have ability to eliminate someone with full energy shield, even more so than Railguns and Lightrifles, only worse than Type 27 SASRs and SRS99s. But don't try to use it in close range.

Me: Looks like we have at least four of these. The Halo Squad should have the SRS99s.

Kimberley: What is more important is my signature weapon can pick off goons bearing shields and armor with full durability.

Me: I will now notify the Halo Squad our ambush plan. I am pretty sure my M762 can sweep them off- with the help of your AWM and the Heartseekers and whatever stuff the Halo Squad has.

(Along the long road to Azelfland's A9 garage)

Master Chief John-117: Never though we will have to return. Luckily wee can teleport there without the need of a portal. (loads his Lightrifle and M739 SAW)

Linda-058: All weapons set. You guys ready? (loading her SRS99 and Plasma Repeater)

Me: (loading my M762) All weapons go.

(Kelly-087 and Fred-104 have just loaded their Railguns, M739s and Heartseekers, while Kimberley just loaded her AWM and Groza just as 300 Centenarios start zooming down the pathway)

Fred-104: These guys never learn. ATTACK!!!!

(All of us finish off all 600 goons within 20 minutes, with all of us killing 100 goons each)

Master Chief John-117: Now if you excuse us, we gotta go back to the UNSC Infinity. (teleports away with the rest of the Halo Squad)

Me (getting in the Chrysler): You killed the goons faster with your AWM than I could with the M762. :3 Nice one there.

Kimberley: Now we gotta extract information from Jennifer and her mother. Maybe also allowing Margaret to have some personal time with Lily?

Me: And I am going to send transmissions to that getaway plane, which is currently parked at Gatwick.

(Back at the dungeons)

Pholia: These brats think that by torturing us, we will give the info they want? No way!! >:(

Jennifer: Another problem is that both of us are unable to leave... I seriously never thought we would encounter this fate. >:|

Pholia: One sure thing is even if they squeeze my body, I will NOT give them any info-

Jennifer: One sure thing is we better get outta here. (Tries to release herself from the handcuffs and chains locking her to the electric chair)

Pholia: You got that right. (trying to release herself from the torture devicee that she is tied to, with a belt wrapped around her waist)

Jennifer: We gotta hurry, before these c***s come back. Not to mention that Margaret betrayed us....

(while both were struggling, my Chrysler pulls into the dungeon)

Me: Time to extract all the information needed.

Jennifer: $#!+. They're back!!

Kimberley: Trying to run, are you? You better hand over all the information, or your mother will get it.

Pholia: YOU CAN THREATHEN US FOR ALL YOU WANT, BUT YOU WILL NOT GET ANYTHING FROM US!! >:(

Kimberley: Oh yeah?? (activates a switch that engages the motors of the torture device that locks Pholia in place, causing the motors to make the belt that is wrapped around Pholia's waist tighter)

Pholia: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING.... LET ME GO NOW!! YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME!!

Jennifer: NG TIAN MIN!!! YOU BETTER STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO MY MOM!! YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT HARMED, DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SUPERIOR TO US!! YOU HAVE BEEN A TASTELESS LOSER AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE!!

Me: Spamming threats to my girlfriend?? You will get it. Deliver the information, now.

Kimberley: Never knew you still remember my last name. And one sure thing is you are not getting away without giving us the information we need. (As I activate a switch that causes the chair to electrocute Jennifer at intervals)

Jennifer: YOU BETTER LET US GO YOU- (gets electrocuted) OUCH!! YOU SICKO!! DON'T EVEN THINK- OOWWW- OF GETTING US TO- ARRGHHH!!! X_X

Pholia: STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO MY DAUGHTER YOU PSYCHO!!! (feels herself being squeezed) AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME, KIM??!! >:(

Kimberley: Just trying to squeeze all the information out of you. :P

Pholia: YOU WILL NOT GET IT NO MATTER WHAT!! (As her waist is squeezed to the point she feels painful) YOU... BETTER.... STOP.... AND... LET.... US.... AAARRRGGHHHHH!!!! X_X

(after 15 minutes of torture, with neither captive giving out a single piece of information)

Me: Stubborn doofuses. If we push any further we might kill them. Dead people cannot talk. (as I leave the power supply on, which causes the chair to continue electrocuting Jennifer, but with a low voltage)

Jennifer: You should have known about that from early on!!

Me: Not like I care if I know or not, at the very least, this is for all the abuse you did to my friends.

Kimberley: Yeah, I get you. Just leave Jennifer with those electric shocks and Pholia with her squeezed belly. Hope some conscience will be knocked onto them. (As she turns off the power supply to the motors, leaving the belt squeezing Pholia with the current tightness)

Pholia: Uuurrghhh... You.... sickos..... better..... let..... us.... go.... (as Kimberley and I leave the chamber and look for Margaret)

Jennifer: Mother, you okay??

Pholia: I.... don't.... think.... so.... but... we... gotta.... escape.... fast.... X_X

Jennifer: Looks like you are not. As for me, fortunately I am still okay despite all these shocks, but we need to get out of here fast.

Pholia: Yeah.... but the problem is we are unable to release ourselves....

(In one of the cells)

Kimberley (though the phone): You listening, Lily? Right now we have managed to access the database, so now we are relying entirely on the data to make our way out. We have to isolate TF2014's garage from AsphaltLand first. With the garage isolated, we will be able to disrupt all of Vincent's artillery in the dark, preventing him from blocking us from reaching the airplane.

Lily: No wonder why you hadd to remain rather than just run. And I suppose you want to keep Vincent's wife who is in that room, right?

Kimberley: That also, but that woman is not our primary concern.

Lily: Oh, I heard that you also caught Jennifer and Margaret. One of them wanted to have some personal time.

Kimberley: Well, Margaret wants to speak to you. (hears Jennifer cursing Lily and her sister from the torture chamber) You don't need to bother about the other one. She also refused to give out any info regarding our getaway. Ok, I think I will let Margaret take it from here. (passes her phone to Margaret) Margaret, you asked to speak to Lily. Now here is your chance.

(After a 25 minute personal time)

Me: So, she said she will not punish you, did she?

Margaret: Thankfully, she said so. I will make sure I do not repeat what I did to her-

Kimberley: You were blackmailed, so there is nothing you could do about it.

Margaret: I really don't know how I could thank you for that... (hugs Kimberley)

Kimberley: There is no need to, really. (pats Margaret's head)

Me: And on a side note, I am not going to deny that I caused all his mess. I am working to clean it up.

Margaret: At the very least, thanks for understanding my situation.

Me: Reunion aside, I got some important mail.

The mail sent to me:

Dear TF2014,

I have been hearing about your situation. Don't worry, I will get you out. But there is a catch; you need to follow the instructions of every single data recovered, no matter how absurd it will be- as you progress in R&Ds, as soon as you reach the stage where the data is ready to be downloaded, the data will be automatically formulated within the vehicle itself. Not programmed by any human, but by its own. Bear in mind that the data may contain ambiguous info, so a high level of attention will be required. Don't worry, the data will not involve you betraying your girlfriend, as well as causing the death of the hostages. But it might require another betrayal- if that is what is encoded within the vehicle in question. It WILL ONLY concern things within AsphaltLand itself.

I will try to reach AsphaltLand ASAP to assist in your escape. It will take a while, up to sometime between September and October. When I get there, I will help you escape by whatever means (that do not go against morality) necessary, unless there is no other option.

Yours truly,

The Black Knight.

Kimberley: I have no idea who is this Black Knight, but one sure thing is he looks like he really wants to help us.

Me: What I am really concerned with is the potential betrayal part. I hope I don't have to kidnap one of Azelf's girls, or Zoe. Not a situation I want. If kidnapping one of their girls will be part of our established plan, then we're f****d, for sure.

Kimberley: I hope we don't have to do that. But based on what Black Knight said about the data, we will have to adhere to what is written. And hope that we don't stumble across that kind of situation.

(In the Minecraft Nether)

Entity303: ugh. man, that was- (seeing the Uganda Knuckles army) uh-oh.O_O

Uganda Knuckles 1: do u kno da wae?

Entity303: (screaming goat)

Uganda Knuckles 2: SPIT ON HIM!

Uganda Knuckles 3: SPIT ON THE NON-BELIEVER BOYS!

Entity303: LEMME OUT!!!! O_O (as he makes many unsuccessful attempts to activate the portal to leave the Nether)

(At the 8th VVS base)

Vincent: I bet that Azelfland's garage would not withstand the impact done by 600 of our goons with stolen Covenant weaponary.

Azelfland.exe: 600 goons but you better be sure. (punches Vincent in the face) SO WHAT IF THEY HAVE COVENANT WEAPONS IF THEY CANNOT DEFEAT A FEW WANNABES!!! >:( (shows the killfeed)

Voncent: OOOWWW.... X_X What did I do wrong.... (sees the killfeed) WHAT. THE. F***??? O_O

killfeed display: (a select few examples here)

Master Chief > SRS99 > VVS goon 1

Master Chief > Heartseeker > VVS goon 2

Kelly-087 > Repeater > VVS goon 3

Fred > Lightrifle > VVS goon 4

TF2014 > M762 > VVS goon 5

Kimberley > AWM > VVS goon 6

Kimberley > AWM > VVS goon 7

Linda-058 > Railgun > VVS goon 8

And another sample shown:

SRS99, Heartseeker, SRS99, Railgun, AWM, AWM, SCAR-L, Groza, Groza, Plasma Repeater, AWM, AWM, SRS99, SRS99, Heartseeker, Railgun, Railgun, Railgun, M762, AWM, SCAR-L, M739 SAW, M739 SAW, M739 SAW, M762, SCAR-L, AWM, AWM, SRS99, Lightrifle, AWM....

Azelfland.exe: NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU NOT ONLY HAD YOUR WIFE KIDNAPPED TWICE, WITH HER NOW ON THE RUN, THE BULLIES HAVE ALSO BEEN DEFEATED!! YOU BETTER START GETTING YOUR $#!+ TOGETHER OR YOUR EMPIRE WILL CRUMBLE TO NOTHING!! >:(