User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the way of the Ninja H2R

the title of the episode is basically a pun of "the way of the ninja". and speaking of ninjas, the Kawasaki Ninja H2R championship is here, as this is my chance to get the bike. in my case, being silent but deadly is hard, because my no-tokens-spent run has been ruined in the second qualifier of London, because of the lags. and even if i wrecked once in the Nevada Grand Finale -a mistake of my own-, it still was easy. looking forward to the rest of it. also, i got the GTC4Lusso before i began the championship.

this is episode 12 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Diana: you know, i'm glad we can spend some time together after school.^_^

Shelby: i agree. it's been a long time since we had a sister-to-sister talk.^_^

Diana: so, how was your day?:)

Shelby: well, you know. the usual. what about you?:I

Diana: not much. but man, these final exams are going to kill us.>_<

Shelby: totally. i don't know if we'll make it. and its going t- *hears some strange noises* hm? what's that?:I

Diana: it's coming from the bush. *checks behind the bush and see two unconscious chao* are those...............? NO WAY!!! THE CHAO THAT WERE WITH US SINCE WE WERE KIDS!!O_O

Shelby: and they're unconscious. thank god. quick, let's take them to my room. i know what to do.O_O

back at Azelfland's garage, in Shelby's room

Ferrari: so, you found them behind a bush near the academy?:I

Shelby: yes. remember them? they're the chao we had as kids before they were captured.O_O

Lorenzo: hey. they're Melony and Orange. i remember them.O_O

Shelby: stand back. i'll heal them.>:I *heals the two chao with her Heal Pulse*

Diana: nice. they're okay. *Melony hugs Diana* awwwwww, you naughty little chao. you made mommy worried.:3

Shelby: i'm sure it feels good they're back.^_^

Me: hey, what's all the ruckus?:I

Ferrari: well, you see, Diana and Shelby found the two chao we had back when they were kids behind a bush, all while they were unconscious and Shelby healed them.:I

Me: oh.:I

Melony and Orange: chao chao.:3

Shelby: awwwwwww, look at them. they like you.^_^

Me: okay. straight up, things are worse than that situation you've been through..:I

Diana: why?:I

Me: you'll see.:I

a few seconds later

Shelby: WHOA!! TAILS AND CREAM ARE TEENS NOW?!O_O

Tails: and i think i know how it happened. Eggman tried to turn us into babies with the Age-a-Tron 3000, but somehow, Cream and i turned 15 all of a sudden. and i sound different, which is actually cool.^_^

Me: wanna know how it happened?:)

Cream: you mind-controlled him from a distance?:)

Me: yep. and i touched Vincent's spaghetti.^_^

the scene changes to Vincent for a few seconds.

Vincent: *sees the spaghetti being touched and facepalms himself* somebody toucha my spaghett!>:(

and now, back to team Azelfland.

Me: also, Tails sounds like Anthony Del Rio.^_^

Hanna: who's Anthony Del Rio?:I

Me: he's the guy that voiced Blue Beetle from Injustice 2 and Dark Pit and Pit from Kid Icarus: Uprising. seriously, guys. you need to play more video games.:P

Hanna: oh.:I

My Apollo IE: he's not wrong.:P

Shelby: oh, and Diana and i found our two chao that accompanied us since we were kids.^_^

Wanda: awwwwwwwww. hey, you little guys. did you miss us?:3

Cynthia: it's been a while sice we last saw them.:3

Emily: but where were they all this time?:I

a few minutes of explanation from the two chao later

TheHawtDawg1: sooooooooooo, let me get this straight. you're saying that, when Diana and Shelby were kids, you were accompanying them, but then one day, when Diana was 13 and Shelby was 12, you were captured and 5 years later, up till today, you were used for the Age-a-Tron 3000 for your powers and then Azelfland saved you by mind-controlling Dr. Eggman, AKA "Baldy McNosehair" and freed you, but by the time you arrived at Rome, you got injured and ended up behind the bush where Diana and Shelby found you. did i get that right?:I

Melony and Orange: chao chao.^_^

Me: they also thank us for being here.:)

My SIN R1: anyway, we got a long road ahead. let's go.>:I

the next day

Apollo IE: awesome! let's get to the next mastery challenge!>:)

McLaren P1 boy: hey, i pinpointed the location of your GTC4Lusso.>:I

Me: where is it?:I

McLaren P1 boy: it's in Rio De Janeiro. and i'm pretty sure it's in the boxing ring they used in the 2016 Olympics, if i'm correct.:I

Apollo IE: wait, what about my mastery?:I

Loraine: it will have to wait, IE. now let's go.>:I

later, in RIo De Janeiro

Emily: this is the place.>:I

Hanna: let's go in.>:I *everyone gets inside*

Wendy: it's dark in here. i can't see a thing.O_O

the lights turn on and reveal Anais in her new boxing outfit

Alice: oh, damn it! not her again!>:(

Anais: surprised to see me?>:)

Persephone: sooooooooooooo, what's the big deal of wearing boots made out of rubies, a top and bottom made out of sapphires and boxing gloves made out of emeralds?>:I

Anais: it's my new boxing outfit. and if you're asking, i'm gonna take one of you down in a boxing match.>:)

Hanna: you lost, remember?>:P

Anais: that's because of your boyfriend's new power he got last time. but THIS TIME, you're going down. no help this time.>:)

Loraine: i'll handle this.>:I

Silver Azelfland: ARE YOU CRAZY?! SHE'LL CRUSH YOU!!O_O

Loraine: i'll be fine. besides, i got 100 wins in my boxing career.>:)

Anais: you won't even last till round 12 AND they'll clean up your blood after this.>:)

Loraine: we'll see about that. let's do this!>:(

the boxing fight happens and it seems one-sided, with Loraine landing one punch after the other right from the start of round 1

Loraine: and THAT'S for making my sister a damsel in distress!!!>:( *knocks down Anais with an uppercut*

the announcer from Street Fighter IV: K.O.!!

Loraine: finished already? puh-lease.>:P

Silver Azelfland: attagirl!! you showed her!:D

Sonic: okay, then. now what?:I

Emily: let's get the GTC4Lusso.>:I

Cynthia: i got this.>:I *throws 765.000 credits to the cage and breaks it*

My Ferrari GTC4Lusso: thanks for the help, guys.^_^

Shadow Azelfland: anytime.;)

back at Azelfland's garage

My Ferrari LaFerrari: thanks to you, i was able to reunite with my brothers and sisters.^_^

Tails: anytime.^_^

Me: well, that's that.:)

Tails: though, i still feel like i forget something.:I

Me: asking Cream out?:I

Tails: yep.:I

Cream: hey, Tails.^_^

Tails: um, hi Cream. um..................... do you........... have any plans for Saturday night?':I

Cream: as of now, i don't. do you?:3

Tails: um, no. um..............................:I

Me: do it, you idiot.>:I

Tails: i was wondering if you................... wanted to hang out.................... with me?':I

Cream: *giggles* sure. sounds great.:3

later that night (6:30 PM)

Alice: so, you're gonna hang out, huh?^_^

Cream: yep. it feels good that we'll get to hang out. i wanted to do this for a long time.^_^

Wanda: it's actually cool. since this is your first date, have a good time.:)

Wendy: also, your hair looks good.^_^

Cream: thank you. and i didn't notice the long hair i got.^_^

Diana: no one did. but hey. it's cool.^_^

Shelby: you two are definitely a perfect couple.:3

Cream: yeah. i know.:)

later (7:00 PM)

Tails: *sees Cream in her Orange dress and her Orange high heels and flirts with her* wow. you're................ you're very beautiful.:3

Cream: *giggles* why, thank you.:3

Hanna: have a good time, you two.^_^

Cream: we will.^_^

the narrator from Spongebob: one hour later.

Me: okay. now, here's the plan. IE, you'll come with us, in case something happens.>:I

Apollo IE: sure.^_^

Me: now, the plan is that we won't take turns after every qualifier. this time, Hanna and i will take turns after every Grand Finale, except for San Diego Harbor, where Hanna will take on the entire tour.>:I

Hanna: fine by me.:)

Me: Silver Lightning, Dendrobium, you two will be the brains.>:I

My Vanda Electrics Dendrobium: sure.:)

Me: Alice, you know what to do.>:I

Alice: no need to tell me twice.:)

My Kawasaki Z800: i'll come too.>:I

Emily: guess i'm the one who's going to ride. hang on, Sean.:P

Sean: okay.:I

My Suzuki GSX-R750: i'm coming too.>:I

Diana: i'll drive this one.:)

Danny: don't forget about me.:P

My Suzuki Hayabusa: count me in.>:I

Shadow Azelfland: all right, then. hop on, Shelby.>:I

Apollo IE: wait, you're coming too?:I

Suzuki Hayabusa: yes. besides, we go way back with the Ninja H2R.>:I

Apollo IE: really? so do i.^_^

Me: and that leaves the GTC4Lusso as the moral support, i guess.:I

Ferrari GTC4Lusso: fine by me.:P

London, England, 10:44 PM

Kawasaki Nina H2R: i have foreseen your arrival, young ones.>:I

Me: wait, you knew we were coming?:I

Kawasaki Ninja H2R: yes. and i see you brought along my brother.>:I

Kawasaki Z800: well, if it isn't my awesome sister. how have you been?^_^

Kawasaki Ninja H2R: my bro. i'm good. what about you?^_^

Kawasaki Z800: good. you remember the GSX-R750 and the Hayaubsa, right?^_^

Suzuki Hayabusa: why, hello beautiful. you look really good.^_^

Kawasaki Ninja H2R: why, thank you.:3

Flora: well, for being a serious bike, you seem to have a lot of pep in you.^_^

Kawasaki Ninja H2R: i know. now, young ones. London awaits. however, be warned. Vivendi rigged my top speed to be lower than my real top speed.>:I

Alice: that means you go 50 kilometers per hour slower than your top speed, huh? we can fix that with some upgrades.;)

Apollo IE: trust Alice. she's very good when it comes to upgrading.^_^

after the third goal of the second qualifier

Kawasaki Ninja H2R: not bad. but you'll need to improve on the way of the ninja, young one.:P

Me: well, the lags got us on the two previous attempts, you know. AND i got the skills.-_-

Kawasaki Ninja H2R: fair enough.:P

Me: hey, where's Hanna?:I

Hanna: i'm back. *flirts with Azelfland* hey there, boy. like what you see?>:3

Me: *sees Hanna in her bike outfit, gets an anime nosebleed and flirts with her* DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG, you're really hot!:D

Hanna: *giggles* why, thank you.:3

Kawasaki Ninja H2: now that's what i'm talking about.^_^

Hanna: now, stand back, boys. i'll show you how it's done.>:)

at the Grand Finale

the announcer: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 22nd annual Asphalt championship! this championship is going to be full of Moto GP action with only the Ninja H2Rs you see!! you won't even be able to tell who is who.:D

Kawasaki Ninja H2R: all right, young one. simply focus and you'll be fine.>:I

Hanna: we got this in the bag. let's go!>:I

after the Grand Finale

Kawasaki Ninja H2R: i think you guys really know what you're doing.:)

Feuerrm: yeah. that's true.:)

Kawasaki Ninja H2R: let's see if you can do better in Nevada.^_^

meanwhile, back at Azelfland's garage

Cream: that was so much fun.^_^

Tails: it sure was. and i have something to tell you.':I

Cream: what is it?:3

Tails: Cream, i....................... i'm in love with you.':I

Cream: really? awwwwwwwwww, that's so sweet. i'm in love with you too.:3

Tails: and i want to ask you this, hoping that the answer is yes. Cream................................... will you be my girlfriend?:3

Cream: *gasps and bursts into tears of joy* that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me! yes, i'll be your girlfriend! *sighs lovingly* i love you.:'3

Tails: i love you too.:3 *they both make out*

Cream: you're good at kissing.^_^

Tails: um, thanks. we should hang out again sometime.:3

Cream: *giggles* sure.:3

and that ends episode 12 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". even though i have to worry about, that won't stop me from getting the Ninja H2R. nothing will.

until next time.

-Azelfland.