User blog:ThUnDeR1337/CAR DIALOGUES: S4 Ep2

Hi! First of all, you may be wondering where Ep1 is. Well, it's in the comments of S3 Finale (before I realized that I can actually log in from my iPad lol), so you can check that one out first, if you need to. The M2 SE episode happens between this one and S4 Ep1, if you're confused. Anyway, let's start this one up!

Continuing right off the end of the M2 SE episode...

ThUnDeR1337: By the way, this Impala can teleport. *teleports right next to the M2 SE* You failed your mission. I win. It was all too eas-

M2: KNOCK 'IM OUT! *all BMWs except the SE charge into ThUnDeR1337's Impala*

ThUnDeR1337: NO! The Impala!

M2: Haha, where ya gonna go now? Looks like we broke your ride AND your monologue.

ThUnDeR1337: Well, ONE LAST THING! *runs towards the M2 SE*

Me: M2SE! We gotta start driving!

M2SE: I'm out of gas...

ThUnDeR1337: I've got full ammo on this SMG! *sticks SMG into car and points it at Kri* GET REKT!!

Me: No!!! *jumps in front of gun*

ThUnDeR1337: HAHAHAAA! Perfect! Two threats down in one mission!

M2: Y...you monster! SEIZE HIM!

ThUnDeR1337: Oh no... I forgot about you little brats...

M3 Sedan: You're surru... sorro... no, wait... surrounded?

M6: Yes, it's pronounced "surrounded." Good job!

M3 Sedan: I did it! :D

M2: That's not what's important! ThUnDeR, what do you have to say?

ThUnDeR1337: It's 2:1 my friend. You got my car while I got both of my targets. I still win.

M6: You're still a monster. We'll kill you and it'll be over.

ThUnDeR1337: Remember, I'm Thunder. He'll become ME after a little while. You alwasy listen to Thunder, right?

M2: You're tricking us! You're from an alternate dimension, not from the future!

ThUnDeR1337: Well, I'm stuck then...

M2: M6, subdue and carry him. Remove his weapons. I'll make sure he doesn't try anything funny. M3, watch for BV and his army.

M6: Good idea. *robotic arms come out the trunk* You're coming back with us.

M2SE: What about me? I'm out of fuel...

M2: I'll tow you back.

Later, back at the garage...

M2SE: Umm, so what do we do with Thunder and Kri?

M2: Hmm... We need to get one of them back to life, and they'll help with getting the other one back.

M6: But how do we help even one?

675LT: Hi! Welcome back! What's going on?

M2SE: Thunder and Kri are dead.

675LT: ...what? I don't believe you.

M6: ThUnDeR1337 killed them. He's right here in my backseat, tied up and disarmed. Thunder and Kri are over here, on the floor.

675LT: ...I don't understand...

M2SE: It doesn't matter. We have to bring one back to life, and they can help with the other one.

675LT: I think 570S may be working on something of use. Hold on...

675LT: Can I use your little gadget for a second?

570S: Oh, you need the Rejuvenator?

675LT: Yeah, just come over and see why.

570S: Thunder and Kri are lying on the floor... This isn't what I think it is?

675LT: They're dead. We'll test your machine a little bit. It's all we can do.

570S: Let's first check for glitches. I'll test on that dead mouse I found outside.

M6: I'll get that! *extends robotic arm* This one should do fine.

570S: And if you could activate that button, please?

M6: Sure. *mouse comes back to life*

570S: It worked! Let's do Thunder first. Maybe he can improve the machine. M6, can you pick up the little guy and put him back outside?

M6: Right. *Puts mouse outside, puts me in the machine, and activates button*

Me: *comes back to life, unconscious*

675LT: Whoa, it worked? That's amazing!

M6: Oh, and welcome to the garage, M2SE.

M2SE: Thanks! Let's check on Thunder.

570S: The machine is almost flawless! It removes wounds and brings people back to life!

M2: Looks like Thunder's waking up.

Me: Wh...I'm back in the garage? How? Last I remember I jumped in front of ThUnDeR1337's SMG...

M6: You got brought back to life by 570S's machine thing. It's really cool!

Me: Wait, 570S built that thing?

M6: Yep. It's amazing!

Me: What about Kri?

M2SE: Um, on the ground.

Me: *looks over* Surely this machine isn't a one time use?

570S: I don't think so, it was useable on you and on a mouse.

Me: Also, is that ThUnDeR1337 in M6's backseat?

M6: Yep! What do I do with him?

Me: You can throw him into the cell downstairs.

M6: On it!

Me: I'll put Kri into the machine, let's see if this works. *Puts Kri in the machine and presses button*

Kri: *comes back to life, but unconscious*

Me: It seems to have worked... but why is there still a bullet wound on her arm?

570S: I don't think you put her completely into the machine, but I don't want to risk putting her back in.

Me: Fair enough.

Kri: *wakes up* Ow, my arm...

Me: Welcome back!

Kri: What happened? All I remember is ThUnDeR1337 being pushed off... then he said he had some sort of plan. Did he get away?

Me: He shot you with his pistol, then SMG'd both of us. He seems to think of you as more of a threat.

Kri: Where is he now?

Me: The BMWs captured him and put him in the cell in the basement.

MP4-31: Hi! What happened?

675LT: I'll explain later.

MP4-31: Well, I have something here that I want to use.

Me: Which is?

MP4-31: A CRE!

Me: We can fully PRO you out! Perfect!

M2: I need something first.

Me: Ok, sure. What do you need?

M2: Elite tuning.

Me: No problem! And MP4-31? Here's your last Suspension upgrade.

TO BE CONCLUDED (finally without a cliffhanger!)