User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S2: Saving the SLR (Part 1/2)

Azefland, if you are reading this, my SLR is assembled now.

OH GOD THE EDD IS INSANE! THE MAIN PRESSURE IS THAT YOU NEED TO COMPLETE IT WITHOUT DIFFICULTY SHIFT, AND THE NEVADA AI IS HARD. Luckily, I did  some more upgrades, and I finished it in 2535 2011. A little bit more than I expected, but IT'S WORTH IT! Now. Here's the 13th episode of Season 2.

BTW, the EDD Instructor(?) in this EDD makes me feel like he's Matt LeBlanc, one of Top Gear's presenters. Especially the "couch potatoes get squats" quote. So I featured him as a one-off character.

S2 EP13

During Azefland’s mission to save the Boat 2.0 and his LM…

Vincent: JUST GIVE IT UP, WON’T YOU?! YOU ARE WASTING MY TIME AND MY MONEY! >:(

Me: NEVER, BIATCH! >:(

Mike458: Up to you, as Ace Race 8 is IMPOSSIBLE for your SLR. MEANWHILE, when we are waiting for you to climb up to Ace Race 8 AGAIN, we’re gonna have an ice-cream. >:) (Walks away with Vincent)

Me: WHAT THEY DIDN’T REALIZE IS THIS! >:(  (Applies 2nd level of tires)

My SLS GT: Dude. Should we play a song to enhance our team spirit? It seems like that we’re running low on that. :|

Me: Yeah. Well, I got this. (Plays a song)

My CLK GTR AMG: WHAT IS THIS SONG?! IT MAKES ME FEEL ENERGIZED! O_O

Me: It’s the Säkkijärven Polkka. :)

My Aventador SV: (Comes from nowhere with my AHGT, my MP4-31, my NEMESIS and my Cayman GT4) The polka is used to jam Soviet landmines in WW2 by the Finnish. :|

Me: LET’S GO, EVERYONE! IT’S ALL OR NOTHING! AND don’t forget to play this song while racing. >:|

(After 42 intensive races)

Matt LeBlanc: So you’re at the 8th Ace again. >:|

Me: Yup. AND THIS TIME, NO HOLDING BACK! >:|

After beating the 8th Ace Race (For the 1st and only time)

Me: WOOHOO, EVERYBODY, I DID IT! THE POLKA POWER!!!!! :D

Mike458 and Vincent: (Hears my victory scream) (Drops their jaws)

Matt LeBlanc: So Audi R8 tyke, what would you gonna do with your points? :)

Me: I hereby declare that I’m going to save them. :D

Nearly everyone except me: WHAT?!?!? O_O

Matt LeBlanc: So here you are-the blueprints, the tokens and the credits. ENJOY! Meanwhile, I’m gonna have a cup of iced coffee. :) (Drives away with his 911R)

Me: WOOHOO! I COMPLETED THE EDD! EVERYBODY PUT YA HANDS UP! :D (Dabs at Vincent and Mike458 while running in circles)

Zoe: WAKE UP, AUDI R8 TYKE! YOU GOT ONE GODDAMMIT TIER LEFT AND YOU SAVED YOUR POINTS? >:(

Amy: AND you fooled yourself that you completed the EDD. :|

Jake: (Grabs me by the shirt) AUDI R8 TYKE! PROOF THAT YOU GOT THE SLR! OR ELSE, I WILL BURN YOU TO A CRISP! >:(

Me: I INDEED GOT THE SLR! >:(

Zoe: Then PROVE that you have the remaining 10 BPs left! >:(

Me: (Opens the trunk of the SLS GT and takes out a suitcase)

Amy: A suitcase doesn’t prove that you got the SLR. :|

Me: (Opens the suitcase, takes out a file and opens it)

Vincent: OH GOD PLEASE! DON’T LET HI- O_O

Me: (Takes out 10 SLR BPs from the file)

Everyone (except Vincent and Mike458): WHAT?!? O_O

Me: Is that enough? 45 BPs? Can any Mercedes help me check? >:|

My Biome: Lemme check. >:|

After 3 minutes of checking…

My Biome: OH MY GOD! GENUINE MERCEDES SLR BLUEPRINTS! ALL 45 OF THEM! R8 TYKE INDEED HAS THE RIGHT TO OWN THE SLR! O_O

My SLR McLaren 722 Roadster: VICTORY DONUTS! :D

(All of my cars made donuts in the open street of Nevada)

Zoe: Honey, I’m really freaked out! ‘:)

Me: Bad thing that I didn’t told you guys earlier that I got 10 SLR BPs. :|

Vincent: (Out of frustration) DAMN YOU, AUDI R8 TYKE! WE’VE BEEN GOTTEN AWAY IF IT WASN’T YOU MEDDLING 10TH GRADE STUDENT! >:(

My SL65 Black: You think is funny to blow me up with Soviet grenades? >:(

Some days before this episode while the EDD proceeds…

Me: OK, FINAL STRAIGHT. >:|

My SL65: BEAT THE 1:06:000 BARRIER AND WE-OH SH*T! (Blows up by a grenade on the stadium)

Me: OH SH*T! MINECRAFT RESPAWN! WE’RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT NOW! >:(

(My SL65 revives, but we failed the time trial)

(End of throwback)

My Cadillac CTS-V Race Car: You think that stopping us from going to the EDD site by using roadblocks is your Sunday drug? >:(

My Cayman GT4: No point in talking to these losers, busters. >:P (Blows raspberry)

Mike458: WHY YOU LIL’… YOU’RE JUST A SH*T CAR WITH NO USE WHATSOEVER, YOU BABBLING LITTLE BOI! >:(

My Cayman GT4: (Gets triggered) I’M NOT A LITTLE BOY! I’M THE LORD CAYMAN GT4! >:(

Vincent: (Uses the super secret weapon and applies it on my Cayman GT4, which makes it disintegrates into parts)

Me: WHAT WAS THAT FOR! >:(

Mike458: FOR ALL THE HUMILATION, ASIAN BANANA! >:(

Me: (Gets triggered) D:<

My AHGT: TIME… TO TEACH THEM A LESSON! >:(

My Aventador SV: True. WITH ALL THREE MAJOR VULCAN COMPETITORS COME TO POWER…

My MP4-31: NO ONE, I MEAN NO ONE CAN STOP US! >:(

My AHGT: LET’S DO THIS! >:(

My MP4-31: SAN-MI-ITTAI! (Translation: THREE-IN-ONE!) D:<

A blinding white flash appears in place of the 3 cars

Vincent: WHAT IS HAPPENING! >:(

Mike458: SEND IN METAL AZEFLAND AND THE R8 BUSTER ARMOR! >:(

Metal Azefland: (Appears out from nowhere and fused with the R8 Buster armor)

My AHGT: (appears in the place of the white light, with the rims and tyres of the MP4-31 and some panels from the Aventador SV) BEHOLD, THE ARRINERA HUSSARYA GT-DESTROYER EDITION IS HERE TO WHIP YOUR ASSES! RUN FOR YA LIVES! >:D

Metal Azefland: No matter what you become, I’ll still crush you! >:( (Fires a lot of missiles from the armor)

Arrinera Hussarya GT Destroyer Edition: (Blocks the incoming missiles with a carbon fibre plate)

Zoe: The plate seems like the MP4-31’s chassis. :|

Arrinera Hussarya Destroyer Edition: YOU WANNA PLAY? BRING IT ON! >:( (Fires a boomerang in the shape of the SV’s rear wing and damages the R8 Buster Armor)

Metal Azefland: YOU THINK THAT I’M SCARED? BRING IT ON! >:( (Converts the armor into speed mode)

Arrinera Hussarya GT Destroyer Edition: THESE THINGS NEVER DAMAGED ME! >:( (Emits a blinding white light)

My MP4-31: (Emerges from the white light): THE MP4-31 SUPER VELOCE GT IS READY TO ROLL! >:D

Vincent: WAIT. IT SWITCHED FORM? O_O

Mike458: AND IT HAS ROCKET BOOSTERS TO FLY? CRAP!!! O_O

(After an intensive airborne fight)

MP4-31 Super Veloce GT: (Splits into my AHGT, my Aventador SV and my MP4-31 and drops from above to Metal Azefland)

My AHGT: LANDINNNNNNNNG- >:(

My MP4-31: KNOCKDOWN! >:D

(The R8 Buster armor was destroyed)

Mike458: Oh sh*t. Forgot to factor aerial damage. (Face-palms himself)

Vincent: BUT NO MATTER. BECAUSE, I ALREADY SENT PEOPLE TO KIDNAPP THE SLR! AHA! >:D

My CLK GTR AMG: SH*T! >:(

My Biome: Well, the SLR is in Havana, Cuba now. >:|

Me: LET’S SAVE THE SLR, FOLKS! >:D (Leaves with my cars and my friends)

Vincent: But they don’t know… we’re gonna collect the Chaos Emeralds and destroy them in HAVANA! (Sinster laugh)

(End of Part 1)