User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S2: The Kawasaki Ninja and reclaiming the 3 OTHER cars.

Well the Kawasaki Ninja's here, and in CSR Racing 2, the Sesto, the F50 and the 4C Coupe is in the game. So... WHY NOT BOTH?

Anyways, here's a new episode. ENJOY!

After the intense race with Tempe5t Members...

My MP4/8: (Comes to his senses) Ugh, where am I?

My SIN R1: (Also comes to senses) I guess in a garage...

My ED Design Torq: (Comes to his senses) OH WAIT! That green car... I recognize it!

Me: Well, welcome to my garage. :)

My SIN R1: AUDI TYKE? IS THAT YOU? O_O

Me: Yup. :)

My MP4/8: Well, I'm still triggered since the last MP war. >:(

My AHGT: Woah, chill, dude. He changed and start to love you. :|

My ED Torq: So you're... THE AVENTADOR SV?

My AHGT:: No, I ain't, but he's in somewhere...

My Aventador SV: HEY THE- Oh wait you smart Alien. >:|

My SIN R1: Well Dumbass SV, you're here. >:)

My Aventador SV: I'M NOT DUMB! YOU'RE JUST A SMART ASS WHO SPEAKS ALIEN! D:<

My SIN R1: YOU'RE JUST A EARTHLING THAT TALKS GIBBERISH! D:<

Me: Woah, dudes. Calm down. Anyways, SV, what's the big idea?

My Aventador SV: Well, the NEMISIS is at a discount, and the Ninja's here.

Meanwhile...

Vincent: DAMMIT! OWNED BY THE COCKROACHES AGAIN! D:<

Mike458: How about we kill R8 tyke? Then Azefland will commit suicide because he lost his friend and we can RULE ASPHALT! >:D

Vincent: Kinda good. BTW, I rigged the Ninja so it can't go over 400 km/h, which it does IRL.

Rico: Well, I can kill R8 Chump. >;D

Mike458: YOU? YOU GO-

Rico: Trust me. I got a gigantic rampaging robot and it'll stomp R8 tyke in MERE SECONDS! >:D

(All of them laughs mainiacly)

Meanwhile, Barcelona...

Me: Our new garage, dudes. Better than the hut we lived before.

My AHGT: Seems that it's close to Azefland's garage.

???: Well, it seems that you got more cars than we thought.

Me: Well, this voice-

???: I'm John Harkness from Shax Industries and these girls are Summer from the Gold Rushers and Donna Banks. We're here because of Asphalt Police called us.

Me: Wait, TYLER SHAX'S BACK? O_O;

Donna Banks: No, but Tempe5t is rampaging in AsphaltLand here. We're here to help you guys. >:|

Me: So what's Tempe5t up to? >:|

Summer: They sent Rico to kill you. >:|

My/John Harkness's Sesto Elemento: And he's BETTER THAN EVER. >:|

My Asterion: Wait. The Sesto's here? I thought that R8 tyke does not have a Sesto.

My/Summer's 4C Launch Edition: Well, when R8 tyke's poor, he sent us 3 to CSR Racing 2 to get upgraded.

My/ Donna Banks' F50: Hence, you don't see us, even after my assembly. In fact, I'm assembled in CSR. :P

Me: So OK, first of all, thank Asphalt Police Dept for sending you guys to help me. Second, I neeed to see how well you guys do in corners. Asphalt isn't about besting racers in straights. >:|

My Dart GT: And I'm the one to let you guys drive. :P

Me: So, let's see how well you fare in... that corner. (Points to the 90 degree curve at the start)

John Harkness: OK, this shouldn't ber hard. (Drives my Dart) OH WAIT! ARGH! (Crashes into the wall) X_X

My Dart: Ow. X_X

(After all the fails to attempt the corner)

Me: Well, I'll go on with the Anatomy of a corner. Tempe5t members can take on corners no with ease now. If you guys don't best them, they own you. >:|

(1:00 am, after the corner anatomy lesson)

Me: Well, practice makes perfect, so practise on the corner more! :)

(The next day)

Me: How's the practising? :)

Donna Banks: Very well. :)

Me: Good. I'm going to a place. Practise the track while you're waiting for me. :)

At the championship site...

My Kawasaki Ninja H2 R: Do you know the ninja way, youngster? >:|

Me: Well, I suppose you know.

My Kawasaki Ninja: In the championship, you have to be sleek, be fast and be deadly. Are you ready? >:|

Me: You bet. >:|

After the Nevada Tour...

My Kawasaki Ninja: Sensei Apollo is right. You are the driver I'm looking for. ^_^

Me: Well, you're also good. ^_^

Back at Barelona...

Me: How's the practising?

Summer: It is good. ^_^

Rico: HAHAHA! THE CHUMP IS NO MORE! (Attempt to flatten me)

Me: SIKE! >:D (Dodges)

My R8 LMS Ultra: THAT FAT ASS TEMPE5T MEMBER AGAIN?! >:(

My Aventador SV: Uh oh, VIVENDI GOONS! O_O;

Rico: R8 man, you'll race with me, and your disgusting sidekicks. Win and I'll let go. Lose and I'll kill you.

My R8 LMS Ultra: TIME TO TEST THE DIESEL V12, MAN! >:D

My AHGT: Wait, GL fitted a DIESEL V12 which has the EXACT TUNING R8 TYKE STUFFED IN? O_O

My R8 LMS Ultra: Yes. ^_^

Me: ANYWAYS, LET'S RACE! >:)

After Summer, Donna, John Harkness and I crossed the line with me in the lead...

Me: YES! :D

Rico: No matter, I'll still kill you! GIANT ROBOT!

(A giant robot comes out)

Rico: This giant thing is called the RicoBot,and he's gonna-

MICROAGGRESSION HIT HIM! >:D

My Audi R8 e-tron: GET READY FOR THIS! D:<

My RS3: AUDIIIIIII POWAAAAAA! (Rams to the RicoBot in Leeroy Jenkins Style with my other Audis)

My Aventador LP700-4 (Drunk): LEMME SHOW YOU THE MARTIAL ART OF CHINA- DRUNKEN FISTS! D:< (Punches the RicoBot super fast) ATATATATATATATATATATATA-HIYA! (Destroys the RicoBot)

Rico: OWNED? NO! D':

My R8 LMS Ultra: EAT THIS, THOT! (Drift-kicks Rico)

Rico: (Flying) TEMPE5T IS BLASTING OFF!!! X_X (disappears)

Summer: Congrats! :D

John Harkens: We would like to give our cars back to you. :)

Donna Banks: But only if you won. :)

After I won all of them...

John Harkens: Nicely done. All of our cars are yours. :)

And that's the end. CYA!