User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S4: The Great fight and Fall of Tempe5t's 2nd leg

Oops, it seems like the "Crappy Title Syndrome" kicked in this time and I made a LAME title. Anyways, enjoy.

Somewhere else...

Scrooge McDuck: Vincent, let's have a bet. >:)

Vincent: Hm? :|

Scrooge: I'm going to participatein the MP4-31 event. If I won the car, you have to give me Roaring Thunder. >:)

Vincent: BUT if you LOSE, I'm taking your Money Bin away. >:)

Somewhere in French Guiana...

Me: So, you really want me to help you? >:|

Donald Duck: Sure. >:|

Donald's MP4-31: Wow. Am I being driven by a STAR?! IT'S THE BEST IN MY LIFE!!! :D

(Some days later...)

TF2014: It seems like you helped Donald to drive... AGAIN. -.-

Me: Yup. He asked me to drive in the Porsche events, and nowthe MP4-31 Championship. -.-

(Suddenly, Adrian Heat popped out from nowhere)

Adrian Heat: WHAT UP, LAME BITCHES? I'M GONNA CLEAN SWEEP YOU BOTH! >:P

Me: See if you can utter the SAME THING after we beat you! >:|

(After both of us winning the MP4-31...)

Scrooge McDuck: Oops, seems like Roaring Thunder lost TWICE. Now Roaring Thunder's mine. >:P

Vincent: NOOOOOO! D:<

Meanwhile...

Me: YOU LOSE, ROARING THUNDER!!! >:P

Adrian Heat: I KNEW $#!+ WILL HAPPEN WHEN I HAND THE TEAM OVER TO YOU!!!! >:( (Whacks the new Roaring Thunder boss)

TF2014: Don't try to PRETEND YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS!!!! >:(

Adrian Heat: RIP. O_O (Runs away)

(In the air, an A350 suffered an engine failure, with engine parts flung all over the place)

A350: Uh oh. O_O Lost an engine!! ':|

Adrian Heat: You'll never catc- (steps on a fragment from one of the engine blades of the failed engine) WHOOAAAA!!!!! O_O (Falls into the hood of my SV)

My SV: Hello bummer!!! :P (Locks the hood)

Zephyrs crew: Thanks for your help. Have this car. We will send ours to the shop.

TF2014: Okay. We will discuss the situation with Azelfland. You go first. And tell ShadowAzelfland and Shelby to look after Naomi- I will ask her to hide at the hotel where she works at. I will hide with Sarah in NYC.

Me: ON IT!!! >:|

(After a LONG drive to Rome)

Me: Hey Azelf, I got someone for you. :P

Azefland: Hm? (Opens my SV's hood and found an unconscious Adrian Heat) Oh. So you two caught Adrian Heat again. :|

Me: Yup. He's STILL the cheater. -.-

Azefland: Bad news, Hanna told me that Zoe was kidnapped along with her. >:|

Me: (Destroys a nearby garbage can with respect to Kylo Ren) GOD F*CKING DAMMIT I KNOW VINCENT WILL DO THIS! D:<

My SV: Calm down, dude. -_-

3 hours later, at my San Francisco Garage...

R8 SE hologram: Sorry, R8 tyke, but I can't reach Zoe. It seems like that I got blocked everytime I tried to reach her. :(

Me: THEN WHAT CAN WE DO RIGHT NOW?!? O_O

My LB C63: I can help. I have the ability to track every trackers, jammers of any kind and their whereabouts. :)

Me: WOW. You're...a silver lining of our cloud! :D

My LB C63: JUST gimme a few minutes and I can track it for ya. >:|

5 minutes later...

My LB C63: JUST saw the tracker's final whereabouts, BUT it's signal disappeared now. >:|

Me: Where? ':|

My LB C63: The tracker and the jammer appeared OUTSIDE the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, and then it's signal disappeared. >:|

My MP4-31: Maybe the radiation disrupted the signal, making it harder to detect. >:|

My LB C63: That's what I'm thinking. >:|

My SV: SERIOUSLY? THEY WANT TO COOK THE GIRLS BY RADIATION?! D:<

Me: One thing for sure- a trip to Chrenobyl AND lots of radiation protection.

My R8 LMS: I'm still jealous about not participating in the Operation Skyhammer escape. >:(

Me: Then you'll follow us and go to Chernobyl. AND I got to tweak your gearbox. :)

After some gearbox fitting...

My R8 LMS Ultra: Thanks fot the Koenigsegg Final Drive system, but where did you find this? :|

Me: I looted the Forza Wiki Owner's garage after his death. :P

Forza Wiki Owner in real life: (Breaks the 4th wall) HEY! I'M NOT DEAD! >:(

Me: (Also breaks the 4th wall) I know, but you're DEAD IN THIS SERIES! >:(

My R8 LMS Ultra: Anyways, thanks for the remark. :)

Me: Let's go to Chernobyl, people and cars! >:D

After 6 hours of plane journey and 3 hours of tarmac from Kiev...

Me: We've arrived... the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. >:|

My M2 SE: Will there... be... MUTANTS??? O_O;

My AHGT: AWW SHUT UP, SCAREDY BIMMER! WE ARE ARMOURED! Besides, mutants, are JUST a joke, myth or horror movie cliche, BUT NOT HERE! >:|

Me: Anyways, we're bustin' in.

My LB RS5: Aye aye. >:|

3 hours of polluted tarmac and mutant killing later...

Me: The abandoned town of Pripyat... O_O

My R8 V10 Plus and Fred the R8: CREEPY. O_O

My SV: Hey guys, it seems like there are 2 sets of tyre marks on the dirt. Is there anyone hoping to find the girls? ':|

My LB C63: ...AND COMPETITING WITH US? O_O

Me: Then we've gotta hurry. SEARCH THEM THROUGHLY IN THESE SOVIET BLOCKS! AND if you find yourself in the "Red Forest", then you're surely get an overdose of radiation. >:|

Meanwhile, near the Chernobyl Reactor 4...

Zoe: Are we OK, Lily? O_O

Lily: Erm... NOT so OK. We're trapped in a Pagani Huayra BC, tied up and my powers jammed. :|

Zoe: AND WORST OF ALL, WE'RE GOING TO GET AN OVERDOSE OF RADIATION! O_O

Ruby Rose's LB R8 V10 Plus: SHUT UP, BITCHES! >:(

My Pagani Huayra BC: YOU'LL PAY, SUCKER! >:(

Ruby Rose's LB RS5: It's no use saying that, piece of crap. We f*cked up your engine and we're dragging you and the bitches to the depths of HELL! >:)

My Huayra BC: JUST WAIT AND SEE! R8 tyke will be here in ANY SECOND! >:(

Meanwhile...

My SV: It's getting dark right now. >:|

My LB C63: OH LOOK! There are some engine parts and tyres, and some treads of a car being dragged across! O_O

My Ford F-150 Raptor SVT: AND I've loaded with some SV parts. :|

Me: IT'S AZEFLAND'S SV! O_O

My 675LT: According to my analyzation, these treads are evidence of a Huayra BC being dragged across. >:|

My TT RS: Then I don't understand. The 2nd tyre treads are messed up here, and then it changes to a trailing tread. WTF? :|

Me: If I'm correct, the BC should have it's engine f*cked here, and then it was dragged over.

My 675LT: And the worst case scenario? >:| (Looks at the Reactor no 4 in it's Sacrophagus)

Me: Oh crap. O_O FULL SPEED TO THE REACTOR! >:|

My 570-VX: OBJECTION! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO DO THAT! >:(

My R8 LMS Ultra: BUT that's the only CHANCE we can save the girls. >:|

Meanwhile, in Reactor 4...

Zoe: ARE YOU SURE WE'RE OK? O_O

Lily: I'm not sure. Our chances of survival is getting dimmer. ':|

Ruby Rose: SCREAM ALL YOU WANT, BITCHES! NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU BOTH! >:|

OUTSIDE the reactor...

My LB C63: I detected the power jammers! >:|

Me: Immediate waste those. >:|

My LB C63: Aye aye. >:| (Activates the jammer)

Meanwhile...

Lily: Strange. :|

Zoe: Hm? :|

Lily: It seems that I can use my powers again! :D

(Suddenly, TNT explosion noises)

Me: WHAT'S UP- ARGH FOR F*CK'S SAKE, RUBY ROSE! >:|

Lily: (Freed herself with her powers secretly)

Ruby Rose: You're too late, R8 tyke. TAKE HIM OUT! >:(

Ruby Rose's LB RS5 & her LB R8 V10 Plus: Aye. >:| (Attacks my cars)

My Audis: OH NO YOU DON'T! >:| (Fights with them)

Meanwhile...

Ruby Rose: I've learnt karate before, skinny. IT'S A ONE-ON-ONE FIGHT! >:)

Me: (materalises my enchanted diamond sword)

Ruby Rose: Oh crap. O_O

At the same time...

Lily: I guess the R8 LMS is safe to hide into.

My R8 LMS Ultra: (Whispers) QUICK, GIRLS! HIDE INSIDE ME BEFORE THINGS GET UGLY! >:|

Zoe: Do what R8 tyke's R8 LMS say. >:| (Boards my R8 LMS Ultra with Lily)

Meanwhile...

My SV: HANG ON, BC! >:|

My Chiron: WE'RE GONNA SAVE YOU! >:|

My BC: GUYS! :D

(Suddenly, a loud banging noise was heard)

Ruby Rose's LB RS5: Hm? :|

My LB RS5: TOO SLOW, SUCKER! >:D (Knocks the LB RS5 into the damaged reactor vessel)

Fred the R8: I'm tired of this evil doppleganger! >:(

My RS4: AND HIS NAME IS THE RS4! >:D (Rams Ruby Rose's LB R8 V10 Plus into the damaged reactor vessel)

My R8 V10 Plus and Fred the R8: Welp, we've cleared the evil LB R8 V10 Plus. >:|

My LB RS5: I've moped up the evil doppleganger of myself. >:|

Me: It's over, Ruby Rose. >:|

Ruby Rose: Hmph. My men are taking over CSR. You can do no sh*t about this. Besides, I'm going to cook those damsels in distress by radiat- >:)

My R8 LMS: You know what? Girls are safe. :P

Ruby Rose: ... O_O

My RS4: THIS! IS! SBARRO SPARTA! D:< (Rams the damaged fence and Ruby Rose fell STRAIGHT into the reactor vessel remains, causing her to die from intense radiation)

(Suddenly, the defeated LB R8 V10 Plus and LB RS5 doppleganger fused together to form a black shadow)

My R8 LMS: R8 LMS.exe! >:|

R8 LMS.exe: You've beaten me TWICE, but I'LL GET MY REVENGE IN THE 918 EDD! JUST YOU WAIT!!!!!! D:< (Teleports away)

Me Whatever, let's leave this place. :/

AND this ends this episode. Thanks for reading and see you next time.