Championship/2018 McLaren X2/Quotes

Map 1

 * Race 1: I used to date a guy named #>McLaren#|. He was not nearly as cool as the car you're driving. Not as fast either.


 * Race 2: Competition stresses me out, so when I'm racing I like to close my eyes! I really would not recommend it.


 * Grand Finale: I've seen a lot of suckers make it this far, but I think you've got what it takes to race. Leave it all out there!

Map 2

 * Race 1: We eat a lot of mangoes here in Barcelona. Or maybe *I* just eat a lot of mangoes in Barcelona. They give me speed!


 * Race 2: Oh, here we go again. A bunch of random FREAKS out here to challenge you for the #>McLaren#|. Show 'em who's McBest.


 * Race 3: Most think it's lonely driving in a one-seater around a romantic city like Barcelona. But you're married, aren't you? Married to SPEED.


 * Grand Finale: Wow, the Grand Finale, huh? After today's win, your life will change forever. For the better!

Map 3

 * Race 1: Welcome to Patagonia! Are you in Chile? Are you in Argentina? Who cares! You're too fast for passports!


 * Race 2: The #>2018 McLaren X2#| is all about speed. Patagonia is all about mountains. I don't know where I'm going with this -- just drive fast.


 * Race 3: Don't leave your windows down while driving through Patagonia. High speeds and snowstorms don't mix well.


 * Grand Finale: It's not too often that you face the best the world has to offer in a Grand Finale. Or maybe it is -- who knows?

Map 4

 * Race 1: Congratulations! You've made it to the most beautiful coast in the world! Too bad everything will look like a blur at your speed!


 * Race 2: Oh no! The Azure Coast Criminals are here to take the McLaren and sell it for parts. Don't fall behind!


 * Race 3: After this whole racing thing, you mind giving me a ride to the gym? I know the #>McLaren#| is a one-seater, but I promise I can hold on real tight.


 * Race 4: The French Riviera! The perfect place to wake up the locals with the powerful roar of your engine!


 * Grand Finale: I had a dream where I was born a car. And I confidentially say that if I was a car, I'd want you to be my driver. ... No, YOU'RE weird.

Map 5

 * Race 1: Iceland has the most active volcanoes in the world -- and that's NOT including the #>2018 McLaren X2#|!


 * Race 2: You should be careful out there in Iceland! It's a small country -- go too fast and you may drive yourself straight into the ocean!


 * Race 3: Vikings are from Iceland. Were Vikings fast? Do you think you're faster than a Viking? One can only hope...


 * Race 4: Iceland? More like CAR-land, the way you're "vrooming," "zipping," and "skree-ing" around the place! Keep it up!


 * Grand Finale: I could easily race, but I'm too tired. When you're tired, you shouldn't drive -- especially in a Grand Finale.

Map 6

 * Race 1: Venice is flooded with two things: water, and a need for SPEED, baby! WOO!


 * Race 2: For a long time, Venice was considered the richest city in the world. Gold was pouring in too FAST to count! AW YEAH!


 * Race 3: Let's just say that modern bicycle thieves in Italy are not the same as they used to be in 1948. Stay one step ahead!


 * Race 4: Venice helped spark the Italian Renaissance, which was cool, but not as cool as the McLaren's turning radius! WOWZA!


 * Race 5: Hey -- is there room for one more in that #>McLaren#|? Oh -- it's a one-seater? Never mind, I guess...


 * Grand Finale: The Grand Finale is the greatest race if you're into that sort of thing. Me? It's fine, I guess.

Map 7

 * Race 1: Last time I was in Brazil, I ate a lot of meat and slept for three days! That vacation went by so FAST!


 * Race 2: I'm REALLY digging that #>McLaren#|. If it's cool with you, I'd love to take it for a test drive. I promise to drive WAY too fast.


 * Race 3: You ever thought about being a delivery driver? You're just so fast -- and you strike me as someone who loves pizza!


 * Race 4: The more you race against yourself, the better you get. It's as simple as that. Beat the time!


 * Race 5: A lot of people go around town, just enjoying life... taking it easy. Not you. You're a person with a purpose.


 * Grand Finale: No one remembers the person who won second place. So if you want people to forget about you -- lose the race!

Map 8

 * Race 1: The city of lights! Tokyo! That's what they call it here, right? I'm new, so what do I know? Just go fast!


 * Race 2: When's the last time someone asked you to slow down? Don't worry; I'll only tell you to SPEED UP!


 * Race 3: Oh wow -- the Tokyo Tinkers are trying to take your #>McLaren#|. Don't McLet them!


 * Race 4: No one likes traffic, but Tokyo is full of it. A good thing I do to avoid traffic is pretend to be a police car on an important mission. Don't be like me.


 * Race 5: One of the best parts about always going FAST is that you never have time to slow down and pay your bills!


 * Race 6: If you win this race, you'll be the King of Tokyo's Timed Race scene. It's as prestigious as it is specific.


 * Grand Finale: The #>2018 McLaren X2#| could be McYours! You just gotta win this race to get one step closer...