User blog:ShinnyShin/Asphalt Christmas 2018 Karaoke

My fellow players!

First off, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Season's Greetings to you all! And for those of you who don't celebrate the holidays, how are you doing today, hope you're well?

Now, a lot of us have been left shocked, angered, saddened, disappointed and ripped off by the Holiday Update. So I thought I'd help lighten the mood, take our minds off things and ease the bitter taste left in our mouths.

This is not one of my usual TPW blogs (but for you avid fans, rest assured! One is on its way!).

T'is the season to be jolly, so how about a festive sing-along? Post any song lyrics you like in the comments section, but make the song as Asphalt-themed as you can!

I've done Asphalt Paradise to start us off, hope you enjoy it. Let's all have a good time and see 2018 out in style!

 😁     ASPHALT PARADISE  As I race through the desert, in the baking hot sun I take a look at my mini-map and realize I'm number one Cause I've been spinning and drifting so long That even Gameloft thinks that my mind is gone But I ain't never wrecked a player that didn't deserve it Me be knocked down like a punk? You know that's unheard of You better watch how you're racing, and where you're sliding Or you and your Clan might end up in hiding I really hate to slip, but I gotta race As they crash, I see myself as that one ace Fool I'm the kinda racer Amateurs wanna be like Rising up even higher, Nitros left and right

'''Keep spending most our lives Racing in an Asphalt paradise Been spending most their lives Racing in an Asphalt paradise We keep spending most our lives Racing in an Asphalt paradise We keep spending most our lives Racing in an Asphalt paradise'''

A rogue racer knocked me down, just last week Then I rage quit the game, didn't turn the other cheek So I gotta look out for the TLEs Too litte sleep being had, playing R&Ds I'm a Pro League racer with Tokens on my mind Tuned my whip for Multiplayer, beats the Mastery grind

If you ever trigger me, you'll end up in tears With my skills I ain't paid money on this game in 4 years Fool Wrecks ain't nothing but a mistake away In this dog-eat-dog world, what can I say? Got a good streak now, but will I get to see it go and grow? The way things are going, I don't know

''There are leader boards, with times to beat Championship Events and Daily Heats''

'''Keep spending most our lives Racing in an Asphalt paradise Been spending most their lives Racing in an Asphalt paradise We keep spending most our lives Racing in an Asphalt paradise We keep spending most our lives Racing in an Asphalt paradise'''

If you're triple boosted, then you've got the power Minute after minute, hour after hour Everybody's posing, but half of them ain't chilling It's going on in Validation, but I can see who's hacking They say that I've been banned, but CC's not there to help me If they don't give a damn, how can they reach me? I guess they can, you know they won't Then people hack, that's why the game's so hard nowadays Fool

'''Keep spending most our lives Racing in an Asphalt paradise Been spending most their lives Drifting in an Asphalt paradise We keep spending most our lives Speeding in an Asphalt paradise We keep spending most our lives Racing in an Asphalt paradise'''

''There are leader boards, with times to beat Championship Events and Daily Heats''

''There are Rare Blueprints, for cars to build But the time it takes, who has the will?''