User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014 R&D, part 2

before we begin, there are some things i want to point out. so read those disclaimers before commenting, okay?

first of all, i'd like to give a big welcome to NukeStar. i hope you enjoy your stay in the community. and if you want any tips about R&Ds, EDDs or championships, you can ask me, Spudanky, Racing Mania or McLaren P1 boy. we're great members of the community and we can help you.

second, there was a random fandom user-hey, that rhymed- that was complaining about how my "car dialogues" are creepy and not fun. well, let me tell you this: the "car dialogues" i make are a crossover of Asphalt 8 with Pixar's "cars" and the "Sonic the Hedgehog" DeviantArt fandom. also, i included 4 awesome Asphalt Youtubers: NEKON, Anthony Jose, TheHawtDawg1 and HannaLeinH (AKA Hanna the Batfox, the Sonic OC version of HannaLeinH that i made and also known as "the Lamborghini girl"). i'm a huge fan of TheHawtDawg1 and Anthony Jose, because their livestreams and videos are very awesome, NEKON has those awesome funny montages that can make you roll on the floor laughing and HannaLeinH shows that even girls can be a force to be reckoned with. all these were the things that inspired me to make the "car dialogues" series come true and my inspiration was TheGoldenThunder's inspiration.

third, for those who are new to my series, this series is a mix of "status update" and "let your imagination run wild". first is the "status update" part, then comes the "let your imagination run wild" part. so, just chill, okay?

now that we got those disclaimers out of the way, it's time for the actual action. PSYCH! there's more.

as i said before, i made HannaLeinH as a Sonic OC to show my appreciation for her. alongside her, i made 5 other Sonic OCs of my own.......... well, 6, since i made another one today. but because i didn't have a DeviantArt account, i drew them on a few pieces of paper.

so, we have the newest member and grease monkey of team Harmony, Alice the Hedgehog. here's her bio:

Name: Alice the Hedgehog.

Age: 16

Fur color: Blue

Hair color: Pink

Favorite color: Grey

Likes: listening to music, dancing, ice skating, boxing and upgrading cars.

Dislikes: none.

Crush: none.......... for now.

Personality: caring, hard-working, strong and determined.

abilities: Capoeira( taught by her sister, Wendy), Focus Blasts, spin dash and Spacial Rend.

Friends: Azelfland, Hanna, TheHawtDawg1, Anthony Jose, NEKON, Flora, Wendy( her sister), Diana, Wanda, Cynthia, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy Rose, Cream.

Enemies: TweakRacer and Eggman.

Theme song: Hyper- We Control.

Outfit: she wears a Red T-shirt, an Orange Ribbon on her head, Green gloves, a Yellow skirt, Black-and-Red striped socks and Brown leather boots with a white stripe in the middle and thick heels on the sole.

Birthday: 23rd of February.

More info: she's Wendy's younger sister and they get along very well.

done. now on to the actual action. for real this time.

i got through tests 9 to 14 of the R&D. not much of a challenge, but i can't let my guard down just yet.

so, here's part 2 of episode 5 of season 2 of "car dialogues". here goes:

after the AI race of lab 1

Me: okay, seriously. give me something more of a challenge.:/

TheHawtDawg1: pretty sure that with your current tuning, things are way too easy.

Me: relax. i was just joking. anyway, i think it's time we upgrade before we get to lab 2. we're gonna need a tuning of 4354.

Hanna: sooooo, grinding montage?

Me: grinding monatge.;)

one grinding montage later

Anthony Jose: okay. that should do for now.

NEKON: so, what else do we need?:/

Me: we're gonna need to complete a few tests before we get access to the last upgrades. as for top speed levels 4 and 5 and the level 5 nitro, we'l need the free upgrades.

Hanna: still, i wonder how our cars will be upgraded without us being around.:/

Wendy: no worries. my sister, Alice, is a great mechanic. she'll be on the garage in a few seconds.:)

Me, Hanna, AJ, NEKON and TheHawtDawg1: YOU HAVE A SISTER?!O_O

Wendy: yeah. me and her go way back. she's been with me, both through good and bad times.:)

Me: well, all that i hope is my cars being okay.

meanwhile, at Azelfland's garage

My ED Design Torq: well, you're doing a great job at farming, but when will i get upgraded.

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: right now. but there's one problem. how are we gonna upgrade ourselves if we don't have hands?:/

ED Design Torq: DARN IT! who's gonna upgrade us now?:(

???: i can help you with that.

My Porsche 911 GT3 RS: huh?:O

My Sbarro Sparta: who are you?:O

Alice the Hedgehog: i'm Alice the Hedgehog. you might know my older sister, Wendy.:)

My Ferrari Testarossa: you're Wendy's younger sister?!O_O

Alice: yep. we get along very well. and she told me that you might need some help.

My Porsche 959: how? by upgrading us?

Alice: that's right. but it's gonna cost you credits.;)

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: i knew she would say that.-_-

a bit of "the cockroach" upgrading and a level 5 top speed upgrade of the Ferrari 308 GTS later

My Ferrari 308 GTS: well, thanks to you, i got to my MAX potential.:)

Alice: well, now it's time to test you in mastery.;)

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: let's see how many upgrades we can get till Azelfland comes back.

back at the Mercedes-Benz lab, the second Mercedes-benz lab opens and our heroes are more ready than ever

Me: all right! it's the first test of the lab, which means........ it's gonna be way too easy.-_-

Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: that's fine by me.:)

after test 14

Hanna: you were right. it's no challenge.:/

AJ: well, we'll see once we get to lab 3.:/

Me: well, it's like that for now. but we still have a long way to go.

Cynthia: well, look on the bright side. at least  labs 3 and 4 will be a challenge.:3

Everyone:*facepalming like in the facepalm scene of Naked gun 33 1/2*

well, that's part 2 of episode 5 of season 2 of "car dialogues". again, you want to read the disclaimer before you comment. thanks for your understanding.

until next time.

-Azelfland.