User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Falcon F7 EDD, part 3

oh, boy. it's time for the update. which means that the Falcon F7 EDD has come to an end.

i finally got the Falcon F7. now, i have the McLaren MP4/8 as my main multiplayer car, but having 2 acceleration monsters as my multiplayer cars can be really good sometimes.

anyway. this is the final part of episode 6 of season 2 of "car dialogues". so, here goes:

after banking 75.000 Enduro Points

Everyone: YEAAAAH!:D

TweakRacer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! THE FARMING WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU LOSE!D:

the mind controlling helmet breaks and the Falcon F7 comes to his senses

My Falcon F7: ugh! what.......... happened?:/

Me: *gets a sudden headache and thinks* UGH! what's happening?! *talks to the Falcon F7 via telepathy* hey, F7. can you hear me?:/

Falcon F7: *inside his mind* huh? Azelfland, is that you?:/

Me: *talking via telepathy* yes, it's me. i'm talking to you via telepathy. you're safe. TweakRacer is no longer controlling you.:)

Falcon F7: that means i'm now a member of your team?:)

Me: *talking via telepathy* yes. welcome to the team, my friend.:)

Azelfland learned telepathy!

Me: it's over, TweakRacer! did you think WE were going to lose THIS easily?>:)

TweakRacer: it's not over yet, FOOLS! *a giant mech appears* BEHOLD! THE FALCONATOR 2.0! now with psychic-proof technology.>:)

Cynthia: what, the Porschenator 2.0 was already taken?>:P

TweakRacer: nooooo, just trying to be more original than other villains. but anyway. ENOUGH OF THIS! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!>:(

the Falconator 2.0 destroys the Falcon headquarters

Hanna: not so fast, TweakRacer! i think you forgot that we still have our secret weapon!>:)

TweakRacer: oh, god. you don't mean......?O_O

Me: THAT'S RIGHT! we still have the Pokemon emeralds.>:) *screams like Goku going super saiyan and mega evolves into mega Azelf*

Hanna: now it's OUR turn!:D

the girls of team Harmony transform into their super forms, as the Ash-Greninja theme starts playing on the background. prepare yoursleves for their reactions to their super forms

Hanna: now you don't stand a chance!>:)

Flora: AND your good luck turned into bad luck, because you're looking at a black cat!>:)

Wendy and Alice: WHY DO OUR SUPER FORMS HAVE TO BE A COLOR SWAP OF OUR NORMAL FORMS?!>:(

Diana: well, i guess orange isn't a bad color for me.:)

Wanda: well, i guess green suits me well.:)

Cynthia: all right! i'm now pink! but enough of that. IT'S PAYBACK TIME!>:)

Me: Cynthia's right. LET'S GET HIM!>:I

Azelfland flies towards the Falconator 2.0

Me: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!! *charges up his hyper beam*

TweakRacer: HA! you're just too stupid to be standing still for my minigun!>:)

Cynthia: NOT TODAY!>:( *throws a cupcake bomb on both miniguns of the Falconator 2.0 and they become sticky*

TweakRacer: what the-?!O_O

Hanna: nice shot, Cynthia!:)

Me: *firing his hyper beam* BLAAAAAAARG!!! *causes some serious damage to the Falconator 2.0*

TweakRacer: oh, no. this is bad. this is very, very bad.O_O

Me: now's our chance! let's get him while he's down!>:I

Everyone: *charging up their kamehamehas* KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * firing and fusing their kamehamehas* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

the Falconator 2.0 gets completely destroyed and everyone reverts to their normal forms

NEKON: so, what's his situation?:/

Cynthia: *checks on TweakRacer* he's dead for sure.:/

a fake TweakRacer head jumps out of TweakRacer's belly

TweakRacer: *speaking on the transceiver and doing an evil laughter* once again, you fools have been tricked!>:D

Everyone: IT'S A FAKE?!O_O

TweakRacer: you may have won the EDD, but you didn't win the war! i still have many cars with me!>:D

My Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: DAMN IT! i thought we had him this time.>:(

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: it doesn't matter now. what matters is getting back home safely.:I

TheHawtDawg1: the Sesto Elemento is right. we got what we came for. we're going back home now.:/

back at Azelfland's garage

My Dodge Dart GT: soooo, did you guys finally beat TweakRacer?:/

My Ferrari 458 Italia: turns out that the one we faced was another robot the real TweakRacer made.-_-

all my cars: WHAT?!O_O

AJ: yep. the real TweakRacer is still alive. but how are we gonna deal with him?:/

Me: doesn't matter how we're gonna deal with him now. at least we have a break.:)

Hanna: oh, and by the way, girls, there is a third floor. we have our very own ice skating rink!:D

Wanda: nice! but...... how did it get here?:/

Me: my friends and i built it.:)

TheHawtDawg1: yeah. took us long enough, but it was worth it.:)

Cynthia: then we should go check it out!:D

and that's the end of episode 6 of season 2 of "car dialogues". now i get to take a break the way i wanted to. but there will be more after this.

until next time.

-Azelfland.