User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S2: The Triple Car Recruitment

You know it, I know it, EVERYBODY know it. The Apollo IE R&D starts at 4th May. HOWEVER, I may not have much time and resources to bust through that sh*t. AND I NEED TO GO THROUGH THE TEDIOUS VENENO/MP4-31 FARMS AGAIN. However, I got 3 cars 3 days ago-the Skyline GT-R, the GT-R NISMO and the Ferrari FF. Yes, you heard me right-THE FERRARI FF. (Please, The Golden Thunder, don't kill me for getting the FF). ANYWAYS, here it is, hope you all enjoy the 5th episode!

In Nevada...

Me: GUYS I GOT THIS! THE APOLLO IE EVENT STARTS AT 4TH MAY! O_O

My Veneno: That means you need to drill into my Mastery, right? -_-

Me: I dunno. I got school and I dunno if I can win him.

My Gumpert Apollo N: C'MON, R8 TYKE! YOU CAN WIN THE SARTHE AND THE IE! >=|

(Suddenly, phone rings)

Me: Hello?

TF2014: (On the phone) Hey there, R8 tyke! Haven't phoned you for a long time!

Me: TF2014? Buddy, I missed you!

TF2014: (On the phone) I missed you too. ANYWAYS, is the Apollo IE R&D started?

Me: No, but the Sarthe event is here.

TF2014: (On the phone) Right now, I've got news about the plans of Vivendi. Azefland phoned me that Vincent is going to use the hypnotizing rays to screw things up.

Me: GODDAMMIT! They're staling my creations again! WITHOUT PAYING ME! D=<

TF2014: (On the phone) Calm down, bro. Azefland's Tramontana XTR had anti-hypnotising functions and Wendy is working on one for you. ANYWAYS, I got some info about Vivendi's money source.

Me: Tell me.

TF2014: (On the phone) They got their cash by two sources. One of the source is a rich guy in Dubai, where the other is a tuner in Tokyo. I need you to help kill them. >=|

Me: Sure. (Hangs up)

My F40: You got a mission? Is that Vivendi?

Me: Yeah, so I want you and Zoe to help kill a richie in Dubai and I go to Tokyo to find a tuner.

Zoe: (Walks in)

Me: ZOE! I need your help. Help me to kill one richie in Dubai and get his car, if he has. He is working with Vivendi.

Zoe: How about the Sarthe?

Me: He can wait!

Zoe: OK, is the F40 the car I'm working with?

Me: BINGO. LET'S GO!

In Dubai, UAE...

My F40: The richie is in a hotel, which is the one where we start races in Dubai classic tracks. Besides, my freind's cousin is...AT THE TOP FLOOR?

Zoe: So I guess we'll kill him and get that Ferrari safe and sound.

Meanwhile, in GL's garage...

Me: Is it done?

GL technichians: Yup. The Audi R8 LMS SE Prototype.

Me: My R8 LMS Ultra looked like the R8 e-tron Special Edition.

Matt: Yeah, because we are testing the probability of us adding the R8 LMS SE, and these panels came from R8 e-tron SE prototypes. =)

My R8 LMS Ultra: Since I got tuned, I had around 3,000 horsepower. That should be enough for dealing with Vivendi! >=)

Me: Good. OFF TO TOKYO!

In Tokyo, a drag racing field...

Vivendi goon: So we got challenger.

Tuner: Bring him in.

(Me and my R8 LMS Ultra rolled into the field)

Tuner: HAH! YOU'RE DRIVING A SH*TBOX! YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN ME? My GT-Rs are tuned! >=D

Me: (speaking Japanese) Koi! (Bring it on!)

Tuner: I'll give you my GT-Rs if you win me. However, if you lose, your sh*tbox will be mine!

(His Vivendi goons laughs)

After 6 sucessful wins...

Tuner: DAMN YOU! I'm not giving you the cars!

My R8 LMS Ultra: F*CK YOU!

Tuner: Why got triggered? I’m not your promise-keepi-(gets killed by my enchanted diamond sword)

Vivendi goons:…LOCK THE CARS! (Locks both GT-Rs into the cage)

Me: TOO SOON, JUNIOR! (Unlocks the cage and kills the goons)

My Skyline GT-R: Thank you, whoever you are.

My GT-R NISMO: We’ve got tired of this dude boasting how good he was, despite being a piece of sh*t and not tuning us.

Meanwhile, in Dubai…

Rich guy: LIFE HERE IS NICE! No worries about cash and I can swag in my badass Ferrari whenever I want!

Vivendi goons: YES BOSS! =D By the way, someone dared to challenge you.

Zoe: You wanna race, fat guy?

Rich guy: Not if you don’t have a good car rich guys drive.

Zoe: I have. (Shows my F40)

After a successful race…

Rich guy: HOW CAN THIS SH*T CAR WIN ME? D=<

My Ferrari FF: Because you suck. =P

Rich guy: DAMN YOU MATAFU*KING CAR! (Locks the car to a pole)

(Suddenly…)

Me: CYA WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER BITCH! >=D (Rolls over and kills the rich guy with my R8 LMS Ultra)

My F40: SAVAGE!!!! =D

My FF: CAN SOMEONE UNLOCK ME? PRETTY PLEASE? O_O

Me: There you go. (Throws 160,000 credits and broke the lock)

Vivendi goons: OMG IS AUDI R8 C*NT! F*CK HIM! D=<

Me and Zoe: (In sync) WHO DO YOU CALL A C*NT? D=<

Vivendi goon 1: Me. >=P

MICROAGGRESSION! HIT HIM! >=D

(Suddenly, the “This is Sparta remix” plays)

My Sbarro Sparta: (Teleports out of nowhere and beats the sh*t out of goons in sync with the beat while chanting this) THIS IS SPARTA! D=<

(After the ass whooping, my Sparta teleports away)

Me: That was so broken. O_O

So sorry about the abrupt ending, but anyways, thgat's the end. CYA NEXT BLOG POST! =D