User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: Dual Ferrari recruitment

A story which serves as a sequel to Azelfland's Ferrari FF recruitment- except for me, I got the FF's successor- the GTC4Lusso.

And since I have no idea what to write I will just retype a portion of what Azelfland typed.

(At my Rio garage...)

Me: Oh, it is my lucky day today!! ^_^ Just smashed up 5 good-for-nothing Cobras!!! Revenge is SSOOOOO SWEET, especially after I got my SLK SE!!!!!

(receives a call from Azelfland)

Me: What's going on??

Azelfland: Get right over to my base immediately. Something bad has happened.

Me: Well, I will come. But right now I need someone to teleport me....

Azelfland: I think Persephone will do. Well are you bringin any car?

Me: Not this time. I can use a cab to get back if I don't get any car on my list.

(A few minutes later)

Me: Ok, what's going on? Did I just hear something about Vivendi?

Feuerrm: speaking of Vivendi, i got a letter from them.:I

Me: let me read it. *reads the paper* "if you want to see your precious girlfriend and your upgrader again, come to us in the Grand Canyon base. -McLaren P1 boy." THAT DAMNED MOTHERF@#$ER!!>:(

TweakRacer: now that's deja vu right there.:I

Cynthia: it's because before we became allies with TweakRacer, he did the same thing. he kidnapped Hanna, alongside the Range Rover and the F12 Berlinetta and threatened that he would kill them.:I

TweakRacer: that was in the past, okay?-_-

TheHawtDawg1: but now it's the Ferrari FF with them.>:I

Me: doesn't matter. let's go get them.>:I

Geceo: *comes out of nowhere with a baseball bat* YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!>:(

Me: *picks up a chair* HEY! HEYHEYHEYHEY! GECEO, IT'S ME, AZELFLAND! CHILL, CHILL!O_O

Geceo: *immidiately recognizes Azelfland* Azelfland? *drops the baseball bat* OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH, my dog! what's up? *hugs Azelfland* ha ha ha ha! hey, man. are you okay?^_^

Me: man, you scared me for good. but i'm good.^_^

My BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage: so, this is your friend you were talking about. he's pretty good.:)

Geceo: DID YOUR HOMMAGE JUST TALK?! WHO PUT DRUGS IN MY SPAGHETTI?!O_O

TF2014: whoa. calm down. no one put drugs in your spaghetti.O_O

Geceo: oh.:I

Sonic: don't tell me you haven't seen a talking car before.:I

Geceo: actually, no. this is the first time i've seen a talking car. but anyway. i'm here to help you get your girlfriend back. i heard a lot about your racing team.>:I

Me: you came to the right place.:)

Geceo: i'll join you guys. i also got a bone to pick with Vivendi.>:I

(Meanwhile, in Vivendi's Grand Canyon base)

Hanna: ugh. where.................. are we?:I

Alice: oh, god. we're in the cell Emily was.O_O

My Ferrari FF: and you're not the only ones.:I

Alice: the FF? but............. you were in the dealership. what happened?:I

Ferrari FF: he abducted me. that's what happened.:P

Hanna: so, that explains why there is a normal lock with a password and one that needs a certain amount of credits to unlock.:I

Alice: i sure hope they'll find us.:I

McLaren P1 boy: i'm afraid they won't.>:)

Hanna: YOU BASTARD!! IF I GET OUT OF THIS CELL, I'LL KICK THE S@#T OUT OF YOU!>:(

the boss of Vivendi: i don't think that's going to happen. cau- *the alarm rings* oh, NOW WHAT?!>:(

Ferrari FF: you're gonna get it now.>:)

at the entrance

Me: WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS?!>:D

Wendy: stand back! i know Capoeira and i know how to expand space and i'm not afraid to use them!>:(

a few minutes later

McLaren P1 boy: well, look who it is.>:)

Me: P1 boy, let the girls go NOW!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: no. i'll make you choose between two things. the love of your life and her friend or the Ferrari FF. what's it going to be?>:)

Me: hold on a sec.>:I * uses his psychic powers to take the pistol ammo clip off of P1 boy's pistol*

Hanna: seriously, Azelfland. if you choose the FF over me, we're breaking up!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: just take one step and she's dead. i dare you>:)

Me: *takes a step*

Hanna: goddamn it, Azelfland!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: all right then. *pulls the trigger, but nothing happens* huh? it's empty?!O_O

Me: looking for this?>:) *shows the pistol ammo clip and crushes it with his bare hands*

Hanna: never mind. that was actually pretty smart.:3 * bites P1 boy right in the neck and sucks half a litre of his blood*

McLaren P1 boy: OW! WHAT THE HELL?!O_O

the boss of Vivendi: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!O_O

Alice: it's payback time!>:( *kicks P1 boy right in the nuts*

McLaren P1 boy: *screams in pain*

the boss of Vivendi: are you serious?!>:(

Me: did you really think i was gonna fall for that trick again? ha! i don't think so.>:)

Hanna: team Azelfland and team Harmony, one. Vivendi, zero!>:)

the boss of Vivendi: oh, really?>:(

Alice: yes, really. also, suck on this.>:) *gives the boss of Vivendi the middle finger*

the boss of Vivendi: WHY YOU LITTLE............................. YOU'RE JUST A F@#$ING LAZY SLOTH AND A PIECE OF S@#T TO AZELFLAND'S CARS! MULTIPLAYER TUNING IS FOR THE WINNERS, SUCH AS MYSELF!>:(

Alice: *gasps and starts crying*

Wendy: OH, NOW YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GET IT!>:(

the boss of Vivendi: uh-oh.O_O

Wendy: YOU INSULTED MY SISTER. NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY THE PRICE!>:(

the boss of Vivendi: i didn't mean it. i swear....... okay, i meant the whole "multiplayer tuning" thing, but i didn't want to insult your sister.O_O

Wendy: do you know what happens to people who dare to think we're damsels in distress AND who insult us EVERY SINGLE TIME?!>:(

the boss of Vivendi: i'm serious.O_O

Wendy: WE KICK THEM IN THE BALLS!>:( *kicks the boss of Vivendi right in the nuts*

the boss of Vivendi: *screams in pain*

Hanna: serves you right, jerks!>:(

TheHedgehogOne: if you dare insult my girl OR her friends ever again, you'll wish you never messed with us!>:(

TheGoldenThunder: *throws 450.000 credits on the cage lock and breaks it* i'm getting you out.>:I

Ferrari FF: wait a minute. i thought you hated me.:I

TheGoldenThunder: this point still applies. but you can help us take them down.>:I

Shadow: let's get out of here.>:I

the boss of Vivendi and McLaren P1 boy: *still screaming in pain*

(back at Azelfland's garage)

Me: Ok, I just saw a tag in the trunk of the FF. (reads the tag) Alright, looks like I am gonna steal their Lusso, in case they use it to abduct any of your teammates.

Azelfland: So, you found a Lusso priced for credits? Lucky you. Even the Gameloft boss confirmed that several Lussos are officially priced for credits. Good luck getting them.

Me: Looks like I will need Persephone to send me to that car :/

My Vulcan: Why aren't you letting us take you there?

Me: Some of my friends are going for a prom night tomorrow. I need to equip you, the SLK SE, and the Vette GS with weapons so you guys can watch and defend out backs from those snitches. When I am back, I will equip the weapopns.

My Vulcan: Got it. But I thought your aircraft can become the watchdogs?

Me: When dealing with those cunts, security must be strengthened at every angle.

My Vulcan: Got it. (before Persephone teleports me to the Lusso)

(At an underground base in Alps,)

Me: Well, using an abandoned tunnel to hide the Lusso? Whatever, I am breaking through.

(damages the security code panel and connects wires to unlock the door)

Guard 1: Hey, you are not allowed he- (gets shot by me)

Persephone: Okay, Let's rock!!!

(All guards being shot)

Me: Looks like the Gameloft boss ain't joking. (Puts 1,000,000 credits into the lock, unlocking the GTC4Lusso) Ok, we better bolt.

(As we prepare to leave, some Huracans appear in front of the door)

Vivendi goon 1: Looks like they are tryna steal the queen's ride!! Stop them!! >:(

Persephone: I will deal with these nuts. You guard the car!! >:I

(Later....)

Persephone: Just done. Now let's get outta here.

Vivendi boss: ARGHHH!!!! THEY STOLE MY WIFE'S PERSENT??? WELL, I WILL RUIN THEIR PROM EXPERIENCE!!!! >:(

(1 day later)

Azelfland: Bro, I can't wait for this day!! All my members are gonna have a wonderful Valentines Day at the prom!!! :O

Me: But not without me watching you all. Ever since we stole the two Ferrari boats from the Vivendi boss, he is out to ruin your day. I just equipped my Vulcan, SLK SE and Vette GS with weapons, and they are now waiting near the prom location. And my 4 VTOL aircraft are also there to look out for those cunts. You guys can go, but not before I arrive for escort.

(36 mins later,)

Me: Ok, where is the motorcade??

Azelfland: What are you doing there?

Me: Looking for y'all is the only thing I am doing now!! (drives my Lancer to the convoy with Lincoln-based Limos and Imprezas)

Azelfland: Stay in convoy with us all the way to the Tokyo ballroom, alright?

Me: Sure. And Lancer, watch out for any danger.

My Lancer: Certainly.

(The convoy consisting a Lincoln Town Car limo, 3 Subaru Imprezas and my Lancer depart for the ballroom)

(After 45 hours into the journey, the convoy meets a roadblock)

Geceo: I wonder why this road is closed?? :/

Azelfland: Is there a problem with that road?

(After a right turn)

One of Azelfland's bodyguards: Another road block, this definitely wasn't mentioned on the traffic report. I'm gonna go and move the barriers.

(Guard leaves the first Impreza, and gets shot by a Vivendi goon disguised as a construction worker)

Azelfland: Ok, looks like we gotta get the girls outta here!!! >:(

(Everyone leaves the cars, with the couples running to safety and the guards begin to look for goons; at the same time a Devel Sixteen blocks the other side of the road)

(Guards start shooting the goons just as a goon uses a rocket launcher to shoot one of the Imprezas)

Persephone: Weird. I wonder why we cannot teleport at all?

Me: They won't stop at anything, these people. If I get out of this, punks like the Vivendi boss are going to wish they never messed with us the whole time.

Persephone: Stand back you idiots!! >:(

Me (through a telegram): They are everywhere. I wonder if you will be able to come here, Harrier, before we all become prisoners....

my Hawker Siddeley Harrier: Imma holla at y'all soon. Hang on tight!!

Hanna: These goona are a real pain in the bum right now!!!

Vivendi goon 2: I WILL KILL YOU!!!!

Vivendi goon 3: You go nowhere.

Vivendi goon 4: Our boss called for a demolition job, and I am here to deliver it.

Me: How many of these assholes are there???

Azelfland: There will be a lot of them. Keep shooting until we are done!!!!

(To be continued; I will let Azelfland continue from here.