User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014 R&D, part 6

the R&D has finally come to an end.

i finally got the Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014. it was worth it, since i didn't have any good multiplayer cars of A class and S class. i tried it for multiplayer and it was pretty decent, if i may say so myself.

so, here's the final part of episode 5 of season 2 of "car dialogues". also, the "history of C class kings will come right after this. so, here goes:

My Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: it's finally time for the final AI race. LET'S GO!

the AI racer version of Azelfland comes speeding in the opposite direction, while Skrillex-Breaking a Sweat( Zedd Remix) plays on the background

AI racer version of me: *brakes a few meters behind Azelfland, then lines up next to him, but in the opposite direction* it's your last chance to face reality AND BACK OFF!>:( *does a U-Turn and lines up properly next to Azelfland*

Me: LET'S DO THIS!!

and the race begins

Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: he's catching up to us!O_O

Me: it will be hard, but remember, you're triple boosted, which means we're gonna win this easily!:)

a few seconds later, at the Buckingham Palace

Me: okay. let's do some flat spins to regain the nitro.

Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: you got it!:) *spins like a tornado*

Me: WHOA!! okay, that's too much! and the AI caught up to us!O_O

Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: not if i can help it!>:I

near the Thames river

Me: okay. the big jump is coming. get ready!>:I

Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: here we go!!>:D

Azelfland and his Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014 cross the finish line first

Me: YEEEEESS!!! SUCK IT, YOU PIECE OF CRAP AI! YEEEEEESSSS!!!>:D

Hanna: now that's the Azelfland i know!:D

NEKON: we knew you could do it, buddy!:D

the boss of Mercedes-AMG: i must say, you're the real deal indeed. not only did you impress us, but you took down our AI like it's nothing. as promised, the C63 is all yours.:)

Me: it's been a pleasure doing business with you.:)

the boss of Mercedes-AMG: same here. oh, and before i go, would you like to take a commemorative picture with me, you and your friends?:)

Me: sure thing.:) *takes a picture with everyone in it, including the boss of Mercedes-AMG*

Anthony Jose: there's one question, though. who's behind the failed sabotage?:/

Flora: well, according to my analysis, the muffin that was stuck in the exhaust has a panda footprint on it.

Me: *staring at a suspicious scientist* and that suspicious scientist doesn't get away from us. he has panda paws AND speaks like a chipmunk. which MEANS IT'S TWEAKRACER IN DISGUISE! * unveils TweakRacer's disguise*

Everyone: *gasps*

TweakRacer: ah, s@#t! he figured it out!>:(

Me: HA! i knew it all along!!>:)

Anthony Jose: but...... how?

Me: it's simple. when TweakRacer found out that we would be on the R&D, he disguised himself as one of the scientists. the gum on the suspension was from one of the real scientists. he spit it to the trash and TweakRacer took the gum and put it in the front left suspension.

Hanna: and the problems on the engine? he hacked the main computers of the labs. and that muffin he put on the left exhaust was one of Cynthia's muffins. it was just so the engine would overheat, but that didn't work for him, because the right exhaust was still unblocked.

Cynthia: *takes off her left-hand glove and slaps TweakRacer with it*

TweakRacer: OW! why'd you do that for?!O_O

Cynthia: THAT'S for trying to sabotage us! *slaps him again* and THAT'S for stealing one of my muffins! *slaps him for the third time* and THAT'S for not liking my muffins!>:(

TweakRacer: whatever! i didn't like anyone's muffins and cupcakes anyway!>:(

Everyone: WHAT?!O_O

Wanda: but......... everyone likes muffins and cupcakes.D:

TweakRacer: not me! they're disgusting!>:(

Cynthia: *starts crying*

Anhtony Jose: now look what you've done! you made our friend cry!>:(

Hanna: as we were saying, on the last AI race, he hacked the main computer of this lab and changed the difficulty from normal to extreme. sadly, his attempts ended in failure.:)

TweakRacer: and i would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!>:(

Everyone:.............................

TweakRacer: what? i thought it's what everyone says when they're caught.:/

Me: now, TweakRacer. we'll give you two options. you leave peacefully and we don't harm you for now, OR you stay here and you get a baseball bat in the face. so, what's it going to be? oh, and don't even think about calling for backup, because your transceiver is broken.>:)

TweakRacer: NEVER! you think i'll give up like that?!>:(

Me: all right, then. you asked for it! Hanna, he's all yours.>:)

Hanna: my pleasure. *hits TweakRacer with her baseball bat and does a homerun*

TweakRacer: i'll get you someday. and next time, i'll be stronger! and next time, i'll be more obnoxious! and next time, i'll make sure i bring a parachute. *faceplants on his base* ow.X_X *passes out*

Me: well, that's that. let's go back home.:)

back at Azelfland's garage

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: hey, guys! Azelfland's back!:D

Wendy: *sees Alice* howdy, sis. it's been a long time, ain't it?:)

Alice: it sure was. *hugs Wendy* i'm glad to see you again.:3

My McLaren MP4/8: um, guys. what happened to Cynthia?:/

Me: TweakRacer hates muffins and cupcakes and now she cries about it.:/

My Porsche Cayman GT4: but....... everyone like muffins and cupcakes.D:

My Ferrari 308 GTS: i know, right?D:

Wendy: well, sis. let me introduce you to my five new friends. Ailce, these are my friends, Azelfland, Hanna, Anthony Jose, NEKON and Lucas, also known as TheHawtDawg1. guys, this is my sister, Alice.:)

Me: *shakes hand with Alice* nice to meet you.:)

Hanna: Wendy told me a lot about you.:)

TheHawtDawg1: nice to meet you too. *falls in love with Alice*  you're....... you're so beautiful.

Alice: *giggles* thank you.:3

TheHawtDawg1: um...... what do you say you and i......... go hang out together?:3

Alice: awww, that would be great.:3

NEKON: wow. i never thought that they would fall in love with each other like that.:I

Anthony Jose: now THAT was love at first sight. literally.:I

Me: anyway, love matters aside, we got some multiplayer and mastery races to do. LET'S GO!:)

after 2 multiplayer races and the mastery challenge 13 of the Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014

Hanna: hey, Azelfland. can you do me a favor?:/

Me: what is it?:/

Hanna: Cynthia won't stop crying and if i try to give her some consolation, she doesn't want to talk to me or the other girls. can you consult her?:/

Me: okay. if you say so.:/

Hanna: i knew i could count on you.:3 *kisses Azelfland on the cheek*

Azelfland heads upstairs

Me: *knocks on Cynthia's room door*

Cynthia: go away, Hanna! i don't want to talk to you right now!;_;

Me: Cynthia, it's me, Azelfland.:/

Cynthia. okay. come in.;_;

Me: i'll kindly ask. what's wrong?:/

Cynthia: TweakRacer offended me when he said he didn't like my muffins and cupcakes.:'(

Me: look. not everyone likes the same things you do. every single being is different from each other. just because someone doesn't like something you like doesn't mean you'll have to cry about it.:)

Cynthia: really?:'(

Me: yeah. look, Cynthia. you have a heart of gold. you have charisma. don't let TweakRacer's negativity get to you. you just have to keep doing what you love the most.:)

Cynthia: so..... i'll be fine if i make everyone around me happy?:'(

Me: yeah. without you, who will make our day if we're sad? what i'm saying is, always stay positive, no matter what. so stop crying. everything's gonna be okay.:)

Cynthia: *hugs Azelfland* thanks Azelfland. you're the best friend anyone could ever have.:'3

Me: anytime. will you be better if i leave you alone or do you want some ice cream?:)

Cynthia: ice cream, of course!:D *puts some chocolate flavored ice cream on her cone*

Me: i'll take one with vanilla.:) *puts some vanilla flavored ice cream on his cone*

Hanna: *comes in* hey. just wanted to join in, see what's going on.:)

Me: do you want some ice cream?:)

Hanna: sure.:) * puts some strawberry flavored ice cream on her cone*

Cynthia: well, Azelfland is so comforting to talk to. he made me happy again.:3

Hanna: i can see that.:) *Azelfland, Hanna and Cynthia laugh*

and that's the end of episode 5 of season 2 of "car dialogues" there will be more coming. but for now, the history of C class kings comes next.

until next time.

-Azelfland.