User blog:Audi R8 tyke/Asphalt Stories S5: The Pista, the IE and le Trezor

OK, I don't have much tme to make 3 separate episodes so I merged them into 1.

In the Red Bull Ring, an Arrinera Hussarya GT rumbles across the tracks, hitting every apex. Soon, the Arrinera came to a rest in the pit lane.

Me: (Exits the Arrinera while catches a phone call) Hello? :|

TraceG11: Hey, it's me, Trace. I have something to show you. >:|

Me: Right-o. >:| (Hops into the Arrinera GT and leaves)

4.4 hours later, in TraceG11's home.

Me: So Trace, what do you got? >:|

TraceG11: Well... it seems like the e-tron was suffering from a malware attack, BUT I'm afraid that the malware MAY HAVE fused with the program. Need some time to fix it though... :|

My AHGT: Oh we'll never know the culprit, but we MAY uncover this sooner or later...

Me: True. Just I hope the Pista will- (phone rings) Hello? :|

My Cayman GT4: Well good news. We got Kiyiya's Silvia S15. AND for Dana's 911, we need you to fetch the BAC Mono. :|

Me: He's IN the CSR garage. Beware, he's shy. :|

Later, after getting Dana's 911 RSR...

My BAC Mono: Turned out HER GT3 RS got shipped to Asphalt so she got the RSR instead. :|

Me: Yeah- (I got a notification regarding the Pista Championship) sh*t.

My LB RS5: What? Pista Championship started? :|

Me: Yeah. :|

At the Championship site...

My 488 Pista: GREETINGS, erm... random driver. I'm the Ferrari 488 Pista- wait. It seems that I've saw you from CSR before. :|

Me: I'm the Audi R8 tyke, and yes. I've seen you from CSR before.

My Garage Mak Silvia S15: PISTA? More like "PIZZA" :P

My 488 Pista: ARGH. IT'S PISTA! P-I-S-T-A! NOT PIZZA! >:(

My R8 LMS Ultra: (From distance) Hey, is the "Pisa" in the Tower of Pisa "Pista" or "Pizza"? :P

My 488 Pista: Argh, for f*ck's sake. >:(

My 458 Italia: Hmm, I can smell token upgrades. >:|

My Pista: True. Beware. >:|

Me: I really want to get you, but I have no resources... :(

My Pista: No worries, you can play my Championship to get V8s. :)

Me: Thanks. :)

A few days later...

Me: WTF! >:(

My NEMESIS: What? :|

Me: AIE R&D starts AGAIN. >:(

Real life me: (Breaks the 4th wall) WRONG TIME AGAIN! >:(

(After explaining my hardships to the IE)

My IE: No worries. You can get me when you're free. :)

Me: Yeah, I just want this to be held in Christmas... -_-

My IE: mI've heard rumors that Asphalt Moments will be revived in Barcelona. Beware. >:|

Me: I'll go and investigate it. My Beast Alpha is missin' though...

(All of us arrived Barcelona in a stormy night)

My MP4/8: Where's the Beast Alpha? :/

(Suddenly, a trnsposed version of J.S. Bach's Toccata and Fugue plays, in a manner similar to bull fighting music in Spain)

My SLR McLaren: OH LOOK! THAT RAMP! O_O

(The Trezor appeared on that ramp when the ightinig striked it)

My Trezor: My frends, you're FINALLY here. >:)

My SV: Be careful! The Trezor has the same evil aura the e-tron had! >:|

My Trezor: I've heard that Thanksgiving is coming, right? >:)

Me: Yeah... right? :|

My Trezor: Oh, dear, I'm afraid I might not got TURKEYS for you, but I GOT YOU SURPRISES >:D

(The lightning strike unveiled my Silver Lightning, my Concept_One and my ED Torq)

My ED Torq: AreA ReStRIcTED. ALL NoObS To B HaXoReD By ME L33t ElEktriK Arme. >:|

My R8 LMS Ultra: I got this sh*t. Your idiots (or I should say the mind controlled cars of R8 tyke) are going through ALL the SO-CALLED L33T Speak and one of us will be'PWNED", right- OUCH!!! X_X (Gets squashed by a organ pipe set with my Beast Alpha playing it)

My Beast Alpha: Ow. OH WAIT LMS?! YOU'RE OK? O_O

My R8 LMS Ultra: (respawns) Ugh. Luckily I know how to respawn. -_-

Me: Anyways, Trezor, we need to knock some sense into you. >:|

AND that ends the 1st episode. Hope you all enjoy it!