User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Zenvo ST1 EDD shenanigans & Knuckles

i know i said i wouldn't use this meme anymore, but i was kidding.

don't you hate it when you got this EDD coming at you with 3 cars you don't have, 2 of them being Elite, resulting in stressful farming AND having to study for the Biology exams? well, that's the situation for me, and this situation is a deja vu, because i had that same situation back in the Corvette Grand Sport EDD. but those won't stop me from getting the Zenvo ST1. it doesn't matter if it's trash. i'll still get it, no matter what! so, don't try to stop me.

this is episode 4 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". this one continues right where we left off. so, here goes:

Azelfland's garage, 11:00 AM

Jake: okay, so with everything that happened, i think it's time to let off some steam.:I

Amy: agreed.:I

Jake: so, um.............. do you want to train together?:3

Amy: *giggles* sure. but not because you asked. it's because i love you.:3

Jake: awwwwwwww.:3

meanwhile, in Cynthia's room

Emily: you know, it feels good to spend time with you guys.^_^

Lexus: yeah. it is. man, look at you. all grown up and still cute.:3

Cynthia: awwwwwww, thanks, mom.^_^

Michael: and you got yourselves some really kind boys with you. i'm so proud of you, my little cookies.:3

Emily: thanks, dad.^_^

Lexus: had it not been for you and your friends, PETA would've killed us. i'm just glad we can spend time with you two.^_^

Michael: can't agree more. you remind me of when i proposed to your mother. and when you two were born. it's just so heart-warming.:3

21 years ago

Young Lexus: it's so romantic here.:3

Young Michael: yeah. anyway, i wanted to tell you something.:3

Young Lexus: what is it?:3

Young Michael: you see, after being childhood friends for our lives and being a happy couple together, i've always been here for you, even when we were far away from each other. i want to share all the joys and sorrows with you and i want to be with you, no matter what. and i love you for who you really are. i want to ask you this. Lexus the Rabbit............ *gets down to his one knee and opens the box with the wedding ring in it* will you marry me?:3

Young Lexus: *gasps and bursts into tears of joy*  oh, Mikey. you really are such a gentleman! yes, i will marry you! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!:'3

Lexus (narrating the flashback): and so, your father and i got married and lived a happy life. nine months after our marriage, you were born.:3

Emily: awwwwwwww, i'm glad you still remember it.^_^

20 years ago

Young Michael: almost there, honey. just breathe. the baby is almost here.>:I

Young Lexus: *screams of agony*

Young Michael: i hope it's a girl, because boy are hard to deal with.:I

baby Emily comes out of young Lexus with her first cry

Young Lorenzo: good news, buddy. it's a girl. and she's really healthy.^_^

Young Michael: OH MY GOD, IT'S A GIRL!:D

Young Lexus: IT'S A GIRL! IT'S A GIRL! IT'S A GIRL! IT'S A BABY GIRL! it's a beautiful baby girl, you guys!:'3

Young Michael: you'll be a great mother.:3

Young Lexus: yeah. i know.:'3

Michael (narrating the second flashack): it was so heart-warming. your sister was so adorable when she was born. 2 years later, you were her birthday gift.:3

Cynthia: kinda funny if you think about it.^_^

18 years ago

Young Michael: you can do it. you've been here before.>:I

Young Emily: daddy, is mommy gonna be okay?:(

Young Michael: she'll be okay. no worries.:)

Young Lexus: *screams of agony*

baby Cynthia comes out of young Lexus with her first cry

Young Lorenzo: well, guys. congratulations. you got yourselves another baby girl.^_^

Young Michael: that's awesome!^_^

Young Lexus: look at her. she's so cute.:'3

Young Michael: do you want to say hi to your new sister?:3

Young Emily: okay, daddy. *talks to baby Cynthia* hi, there. i'm Emily, and i'm your sister. we'll have so much fun together.:3

Baby Cynthia: mama. papa.:3

Young Emily, young Michael and young Lexus: ............................. d'awwwwwwwwwww.:3

Young Lexus: she said her first words.:'3

Young Emily: so cute.:3

Baby Cynthia: sister.:3

Young Emily: did you hear that?! she................ she called me sister! this is the best bi'thday gift ever! thank you so much, mommy!:'3

Young Lexus: that's so cute. she said her third word.:'3

Young Michael: who's a cute little girl? you are. yes, you are. koochy-koochy-koo.:3

Baby Cynthia: *cries*

Young Lexus: awwwwwwwwww, is someone hungry? let me breastfeed you.:3 *breastfeeds baby Cynthia*

Young Emily: daddy, what's breastfeeding?:I

Young Michael: it's what you see right now.:I

the flashbacks end

Cynthia: and to forgive you, i made cupcakes.^_^

Lexus: we're so proud of you guys.:3

on the first floor

Me: well, things are certaily g- *Azelfland's phone rings* hm? *picks it up and sees a text message* " i'm outside your garage. meet me outside". huh. Aris seems to have something to say.:I *goes outside*

Aris Cheese God: did you get my message?:I

Me: yes. did you find out what cars are going to be used in the Zenvo ST1 EDD?>:I

Aris Cheese God: yes, i did. the cars you'll have to use alongside the Zenvo ST1 are the Geely GC9, the Donkervoort D8 GTO, the VolksWagen Golf Vision, the Jaguar F-Type Project 7, the Ferrari F50, the 2010 Bentley Continental Supersports, the Lamborghini Aventador -the regular one, not the SuperVeloce one- and the Jaguar XJ220S.>:I

Me: DAMN IT! so, Vincent made it so that we have to use two Elite cars AND it's right before my biology exams! also, three of the cars i don't have are hard to upgrade!>:(

Aris Cheese God: should we let everyone know?:I

Me: let's let everyone know of this situation.>:I

Both: *go back inside*

Me: okay, everyone. the cars for the EDD have been announced.>:I

NEKON: so, what are the cars?:I

Me: alongside the Zenvo ST1, we'll drive the Geely GC9, the Donkervoort D8 GTO, the VolksWagen Golf Vision, the Jaguar F-Type Project 7, the Ferrari F50, the Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 and the Jaguar XJ220S.>:I

My Bentley Continental GT V8: my sister is in this EDD? not that i'm complaining, but at least i can see her being useful for once.:I

My Ferrari F50: well, then. it's pretty much the second time i'll be useful. just like in Leonidas' EDD.^_^

My Sbarro Sparta: agreed.:)

My Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4: same here. only i was included in the Weber's EDD.^_^

TheHawtDawg1: only problem is, there are 3 cars Azelfland doesn't have. and those have crazy expensive upgrades.:I

My Apollo N: luckily, with the Double Credits he got from my mastery and the Eclipse's mastery, it should be no problem.^_^

Me: let's go, everyone. we got some Vivendi idiots to take down. now, where does the EDD take place?>:I

Dr. Healusion: well, according to the details i got, it's settled in Athens, Greece, near the house of parliament.:I

Me: my home country, huh? another reason to kick Vivendi's ass.>:I

Athens, Greece, 10:38PM

Vincent: well, if it isn't Azelfc@#t, his friends and his bitches.>:)

Me: WHO YOU CALLING A C@#T?!>:(

Hanna: don't give in to the anger.>:I

Zenvo ST1: thank god you're here, Azelfland! you gotta help us!O_O

Jaguar F-Type Project 7: my brother and the Continental Supersports have gone crazy! we'll help. whether you recruit me here or not is up to you.>:I

Mike458: HOW IS SHE NOT MIND CONTROLLED?!>:(

Zenvo ST1: you forget that blueprint cars like me can't be mind controlled, bitch.>:)

Jaguar F-Type Project 7: and i'm a token car, so you can't do s@#t.>:)

Me: well, you may have the advantage with the upgrade prices, but we'll still take you down. what are you gonna do about that?>:)

Vincent: whatever i want. you can't stop me! i have an army!>:)

Me: we have a Huayra BC and a 675LT.>:)

My Pagani Huayra BC and McLaren 675LT: *revving up their engines*

Vincent: haha...... ahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!:D

Loraine: hm? what's so funny?>:(

Vincent: you know you stepped right into your doom. go ahead. farm as much as you want. i don't care. just so you know, you'll lose straight up, as the ST1's stats won't ever allow you to get those 60.000 Enduro Points.>:)

Mike458: so, are you scared?>:)

Me: if you think i'll run away like that, i'm not! come and get some! i dare you.>:)

Vincent: ANYWAY, i've been capturing A LOT of hostages, just like in the Huayra BC R&D. i still remember the beating you and TrashF@#$er2014 gave me. so, you wanna know what i did?>:)

Diana: we don't know. we don't care.>:P

Vincent: i manipulated Silver Azelfland's power to create Ultra Wormholes and captured two more of Sonic's friends. just like i did with Amy.>:)

My Geely GC9: YOU SONS OF-A BITCHES!!>:(

Mike458: i shall show you who! it's none other than Tails and Cream!>:D

TheGoldenThunder: SERIOUSLY?!>:(

Sonic: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM, YOU FREAK?!>:(

Vincent: i didn't do anything to them................... yet.>:)

Amy: LET GO OF OUR FRIENDS NOW!>:(

Mike458: we will, once you get 60.000 Enduro Points.>:)

Me (thinking): i don't trust this. he's gonna break the promise.>:I

Vincent: now, finish the job, Enduro cars.>:)

2010 Bentley Continental Supersports: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T 3NDUR0 CARZ!

Jaguar XJ220S: WE R TEH VIVENDI ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY! WE RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS! THEY R HOTNESS. WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER VIVENDSORZ. U=NOOBZ. 3NDUR0 CARZ=L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

suddenly, a bunch of huge Panda bots

Hanna: *slashes down the Panda Bots with her Katanas*

Mike458: that didn't work.-_-

2010 Bentley Continental Supersports: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED!

Jaguar XJ220S: TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY R L33T TIR3Z!

Me: now, let's see. how should we do this..........?

TweakRacer: the question is, who's gonna upgrade and drive the cars.:I

Me: i think i know what we'll do. NEKON, you'll drive my Geely GC9.>:I

NEKON: finally some action for me.^_^

Me: Lucas...>:I

TheHawtDawg1 and TheHedgehogOne: which one?:I

Me: TheHawtDawg1, of course. you'll drive my Donkervoort D8 GTO.>:I

TheHawtDawg1: i've dealt with EDDs before. this one will be no exception.>:I

Me: that's what i like to hear. now, who will drive my Golf Vision?>:I

Nick: i dunno about this.:I

Rouge: how about a game of Rock Paper Scissors? if i win, i get to drive him. if you win, you get to drive him. okay, sweetie?:P

Nick: okay, then. here goes.>:I

Both: rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!>:I  *Rouge gets rock, while Nick gets scissors*

Rouge: rock breaks scissors! i win!^_^

Me: then it's settled. Rouge will drive my Golf Vision. Loraine, you'll drive my F50, knowing that you're a Ferrari fan yourself.>:I

Loraine: sure.:)

Me: Anthony, you'll drive the F-Type Project 7.>:I

Anthony Jose: nice.^_^

Me: Feuerrm, guess you'll handle the Continental Supersports.:P

Feuerrm: wait, why her?:I

Me: for obvious reasons.:P

Feuerrm: *sighs* fine.:I

Me: Hanna, you'll get to drive my Aventador.^_^

Hanna: just like old times. and i should say that Lamborghini is better than Ferrari.:P

Loraine: i hope you meant AS GOOD just then!>:(

Hanna:  I MEANT WHAT I SAID! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, SIS?!>:(

Loraine: YOU BET I DO! FERRARI IS WAY BETTER THAN LAMBORGHINI!>:(

Me: HEY, STOP! we have some idiots of Vivendi to take down.>:(

Loraine: we'll settle our car brand rivalry later.>:I

Hanna: fine.>:P

Me: Shadow Azelfland, you'll drive the XJ220S.>:I

Shadow Azelfland: no need to tell me twice.>:I

Me: Silver Azelfland, you'll handle the drift gate challenges, no matter who drives what.>:I

Silver Azelfland: sure thing.^_^

Me: and that leaves me with the Zenvo ST1. Alice, you and TheHedgehogOne will help us with the upgrades, as usual. the rest of you will keep an eye on Vincent in case he breaks his promise.>:I

Alice: let's do it.>:I

Me: okay. now LET'S TAKE THEM DOWN!>:(

Zenvo ST1: ENDURO DOUBLE DOWN WAR EIGHT, IT'S GOING DOWN!>:(

Mike458: you thought we were gonna take you down ourselves?>:)

Everyone: huh?:I

Vincent: we hired some racers from CSR racing that want to take down Azelfland.>:)

Me: hey! i remember those guys!O_O

Audi R8 tyke: oh, god. not these guys again! do we have to teach them a lesson after we took them down in the International?!>:(

Zenvo ST1: OH, GODDAMN IT! YOU F@#$ERS AGAIN?!>:(

Shelby: who ARE these guys?!O_O

Audi R8 tyke: those are Zoe Cross, Le Sapeur, Ivan and Cypher. these four were the racers we had to face during the International with each cup awarding us the ability to buy the cars we would use to race them. also, those cars were hard to master.>:I

Me: also, it happened back when i was the king of CSR racing.:P

Zoe Croos: you think you got away after beating all four of us in OUR cars?!>:(

Ivan: Vincent hired us to take you out and that's what we're gonna do.>:)

Cypher: you may have beaten us in our cars, but this time, things will be a lot more different.>:)

Le Sapeur: now it's time to get down to your knees y-

Me: *uses the Electric Fly* JOHNYSTARTTHECAAAAAAAAAAAR!D:<

Le Sapeur: what was that about?X_X

Me: you were about to call me a speck! now, stay down, maggot!>:(

Audi R8 tyke: it doesn't matter how many times you try! we'll still beat you!>:(

Me: that's right! we beat you once and we'll beat you again! and we're gonna kick your asses so hard, you'll cry back home to your mommies! oh, wait. you don't have one, 'cause they're all dead! so, deal with it.>B)

the crowd (from the SIKE! that the wrong number! video): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!:D

Mike458: enough! it's time to settle this.>:(

Everyone (on both sides): LET'S DO THIS!!>:(

and that ends episode 4 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". i know the Zenvo ST1 EDD is tough but i'll make it for sure. besides, i've gotten through worse situations than that.

until next time.

-Azelfland.