User blog:ThUnDeR1337/CAR DIALOGUES: S5 Ep1

Hello, and welcome to CAR DIALOGUES S5 Ep1! This time, it won't be as focused on the main story, but it'll go into the backstory of #2153. So it'll be a little different. Let's start this up!

At the garage:

Me: There we go! Another acceleration upgrade! We'll be knocking down those R8 SEs soon enough.

M2SE: Sweet!

Me: I'm gonna get some rest in the living room.

M2SE: Okay! I'll drive around the place and explore.

Me: Have fun!

In the living room:

Kri: Hello!

Me: Hi! Anything special?

Kri: I was just talking with #2153 about where she came from.

2153: I'm still kind of confused about it myself. I don't remember much from before I was kidnapped.

Me: Sounds interesting. Mind if you re-explain?

2153: Not at all!

Perspective has shifted to #2153.

Me: I don't remember much about my garage. I remember my fastest car was a 675LT.

Thunder: Interesting...

Me: Then Vivendi attacked my garage, kidnapped me, and bombed everything I owned to pieces. But it's all a little blurry now. I'll just give a first-person description of what I remember after that.

BEGIN FLASHBACK

Me: *waking up* Where is this? Why am I chained to a wall?

Speaker: You've been selected to work for Vivendi. You will be released from the chains in a couple minutes. We will give you your uniform shortly.

Me: B-but...

Speaker: THERE ARE NO IF'S, BUT'S OR QUESTIONS! YOU DO AS TOLD! PUNISHMENT!

Me: What puni—*zap*AAHH!

Speaker: Much better. Here is your uniform. We will remove the chains now.

Me: Ugh... Doesn't look like I have a choice. *puts on uniform*

Speaker: Now, you may notice there is a bracelet on your arm. This is to make sure you do not exit this facility without permission.

Me: How? It—*zap*AAHH!

Speaker: That is a question. Silence! Now, head to the vehicle bay on the right. Head down the stairs, and when you reach it, wait for further instruction.

Me: That's a LOT of Trions.

Speaker: Now, please enter the Trion with the number 2153 on it.

Me: Okay... Now wha—*zap*AAHH!

Speaker: THAT IS A QUESTION! You wait for instructions and do not ask for them! Your first mission is to stop a criminal from stealing one of our captured cars, the Porsche 911 GT3 RS. His name is Azelfland. You'll be assisting a talking panda in stopping him. If he succeeds, you will be punished.

Me: Ugh... Fine. *zap* AAHH!

Speaker: YOU DO NOT REPLY TO AN ORDER!

Me: I guess I'm going go the destination on my GPS...

At the destination:

Panda: Ah, perfect. You're here now. Your job is to rig these tests to make sure that Azelfland WILL NOT GET THROUGH.

Me: Okay.

One week later:

Me: No!!! He got through! What's going to happen now...?

Panda: The boss will be disappointed. Head back to base.

At the Vivendi base:

Me: What's gonna happen?

Speaker: You failed. Please step into the chamber to your left.

Me: Well then...*steps inside*

Speaker: You will be deprived of your uniform. Saws will emerge from the wall and cut you in the torso repeatedly. This is done so that you will be forced into obedience and so that you will not be injured past working ability.

Me: Please don't!

Speaker: You failed your mission. We have no choice.*saws emerge*

Me: AAAAHHHH!!

END FLASHBACK

Me: This went on for a year or so, failure after failure, torture session after torture session. Then something else happened...

BEGIN FLASHBACK

Speaker: We have lost a member of the facility. Our assasin, Kri, has been captured.

Me: I hope this doesn't mean punishment...

Speaker: The reason is because of engine failure. The engine of her LaFerrari was last fixed by #2153.

Me: I DID AN OIL CHANGE! That's it!

Speaker: Too late. Please step into the saw chamber.

END FLASHBACK

Me: That day was important, because it marked the first "unfair" tortune session. I was planning escape for the whole time after that. After another year or so, I was given an opportunity when I became BV's most trusted assistant. Even though the torture sessions didn't stop, BV had my bracelet removed. I was one of the Vulcans who chased you when you were in the M2 SE. I was nearly crushed by an M2, but the rollcage saved me. I was then brought back to the base. After the torture session, BV requested that I find ThUnDeR1337's whereabouts. At that time, I escaped the base in an Estoque. I then accidentally crashed it in San Diego, where I found your garage. From there, you know the rest of the story.

Perspective has shifted back to Thunder.

Me: Interesting...

Kri: That is crazy. So all three of our stories are related...

2153: Yes! It's quite lucky.

Kri: And by the way, it wasn't the motor oil. I ran out of gas.

2153: That's an embarrasing way to end a car chase...

Me: It made my job easier, though.

Kri: It's good that happened or I'd probably be dead. Also, I've never seen these torture chambers...

2153: Of course not. You were BV's right hand man, so he respected you. As for me, I was just another employee. I was only trusted because I had never attempted escape, even without a mind-controller.

Me: This hurts my brain. I'm just gonna rest like I planned.

2153: Good idea!

TO BE CONTINUED