User blog:TransportFan2014/Asphalt Stories: The final recruitments

Yep, as I said, my final recruitments. This is cuz from April 16 onwards my time to play is greatly reduced. I will still play TLE and MP on Fridays and Saturdays, but I will no longer attempt to collect cars (with the exceptions being ONUK Sazan LM, Peugeot SR1 and Chevrolet 2016 Camaro SS).

Now before I begin, I would like to thank everyone here that I met, especially @Azelfland, @TheGoldenThunder/@ThunDer1337 and @Audi_R8_Tyke for helping me to get along the Asphalt Stories. Sadly I have to go because real life is forcing me to stop. In real life my main dream is to live my wildest dreams in USA, and not collectiong cars 24/7.

Anyway I gotta begin.

(After the phone call with Azelfland while I got the Lamborghini Asterion thru Watch N Win aka Asphalt version of Magnum 4D,)

Me: Ok. I got the last fleet of cars on my list. Well, sadly I have to go. I wish I have another two months to stay here....

My Asterion: Damn... :( Everyone will miss us.

Me: Yeah.... my Z-Warrior mates, Azelfland's crew, and everyone who cared for me in AsphaltLand will.... but I gotta go. Anyway I got a Championship tour to handle. Well in Azure Coast.

My Asterion: But what about the others? :/

Me: I have to say that I have to abandon the search. Real life will be able to hamper my operations.

(A call from Lily)

Me: What's it?

Lily: I was in your garage, packing your stuff. Then I received a mail. Apparently the SV EDD is back. Well the problem is you will abandon all work here...

Me: I will only abandon when it is time to abandon. Anyway thanks for the input. I will pick that car back. It WILL help me MAX+PRO my Vulcan shortly before departure.

Lily: And do you want me to help out?

Me: EDDs have been a huge pain in the ass. If you know how to do it, sure. But right now I gotta finish the Championship. And get my Huayra BC to work.

(After the Championship)

Me: I am surprised that Vivendi did not attempt to mess with me in the Championship. But they could be planning something in the SV EDD.

(In the Havana base)

Mike458: DAMMIT!!! >:( THIS SV IS JUST TOO STUBBORN!!!! >:( I CANNOT MIND-CONTROL IT!!!! >:(

Anais: Sir, no worries. We extracted the data from that car to make TF2014 lose a lot.

Vincent: Yeah. Screw BP cars. We can extract their data.

(Entire conversation being heard by an MD-83 that is landing at a nearby airport)

MD-83: So, you wanna make our master lose badly?? Nah, none of us will allow you to give Master a terrible farewell. :P (Sends recorded dialogue to Azelfland, ACG and my Vulcan)

(Back at Rio)

Me: Ok. 5 Double Credits. I will use two for funds for this EDD, 3rd for Vulcan and SV costs, fourth for the last cars to recruit. Fifth is for emergency supplies. (I use two DCs) Ok BC, get to work.

(With 12 hours left on the DC)

Me: Ok.We can begin the EDD. Place: The ruined Grand Canyon base.

All Lambos that I own: Copy that. We will get ourselves set up.

(Lily and I enter my Vulcan and prepare to leave, but a message is sent by Azelfland)

Azelfland's message: Buddy, we got your back. P1 Boy, CJ, Niko, Rouge, Emily, Hanna and I will be coming to assist you in the last event that you will be participating. We will meet at the ruined base.

Me: Thanks for your help.

(On the way)

Me: Ok. Wait here. (I leave the Vulcan, and spend all my tokens on V12 boxes, then I return)

(Outside the base)

Me: Ok. Here I come, SV!!

Vincent: Oh ho ho!! Here is that same scumbag. >:)

Me: What do you want?? >:(

Vincent: What do we want?? We wanna suck your tokens!!! :P

Anais: As a revenge for kidnapping me, and torturing me back in two warehouses two months ago!! >:) Oh. And I see you, you stupid bitch from Asia. >:) Wanna help your "boyfriend"?? >:P

Lily: If you call us dates then I will probably wanna SKIN YOU ALIVE!!! >:(

CJ: No need to talk to these whippersnappers. Let's roll.

Mike458: Well TrashF***er2014, all you got is credits, 3 V12 boxes, Azelfland and his bitches and scumbags, two GTA idiots, and your childhood dat- (I punch Mike)

Me: You will never learn. I am not looking for dates, you piece of $#!+.

Vincent: Whatever. We got an army of cars taken from some garages I destroyed. You got 5 useless Lambos. :P Now-

???: 8 actually, you nincompoop. >:)

SV: YOU @$$#0|€$ seem to forget that Blueprint cars CANNOT be mind-controlled. :P

Mike458: FINE!!! WE GOT TF2014'S FIRST MP CAR. >:)

My Asterion (from nowhere): OH YEAH???!!!! >:) (Car shows up)

Vincent: WHAT??? O_O HOW DID YOU-

Me: You forgot about this?? >:) (I show my lottery certificates) I WON THIS CAR THROUGH THAT SAME LOTTERY I MADE YOU BANKRUPT AFTER I WRECKED YOUR TEXAS BASE!!! >:) SUCK IN THIS, IDIOTS :P

Anais: We forgot the Gallardo and Estoque-

My Sesto: Well that's cuz while we were exiled I STOLE ALL the mind-controlling headsets for the Gallardo and Estoque!! :P

CJ: Whatever. Let's begin!!

(A few mins later)

Azelfland -> Sesto; Hanna: -> Egoista; CJ -> Miura;  Me -> Estoque; Lily -> SV; Niko: -> Asterion; Rouge -> Urus;  P1 Boy -> Gallardo; Emily -> Huracan.

Azelfland: Enough talkie with these b@$+@rd$. Let's go!! >:|

(During all normal challenges till challenge 43)

Everyone except Hanna and Emily: TAKE THIS!!! >:| (All of us knock down AI cars)

All dialogues:

People on our side: EAT DUST!!!/WANNA DIE???/COME HERE AND PREPARE TO LOSE!!!!/ALL CARS GO BOOM!!!!/HAVING A GOOD DAY???!!!/OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!/ALRIGHT, YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH??!!!!

Cars on our side: YOU THINK YOU CAN CONTROL US??!!!/EAT OUR EXHAUST!!!/DON'T MOVE AN INCH!!!/WHOAH!! ALMOST GOT HIT!!!!/HERE WE GO!!!!/COME AND DIE!!!!/VIVENDI IS $#!+ AND WE KNOW IT!!!!!

Enemy cars: GET THEM!!!/NOOBS NOT PAWNED./VIVENDI IS OUR MASTER AND WE WILL FOLLOW VIVENDI./YOU THINK YOU CAN MESS WITH US???!!!!/STAY WHERE YOU ARE, @$$#0|€$.

(After tackling Tier 43)

Lily: What should we do? Save or risk??

Me: Wait. Lemme check Elite HectorX's route in this particular challenge. (After watching on YouTube) Well I am saving. We play safe. Do not risk past this particular Ace Race. (I save points)

(The dialogues keep being mentioned until I got all 75K points)

Me: WHHEEEEEEHHAAA!!! >:) DONE WITHOUT TOKENS SPENT!! :P (I give all Vivendi members the middle finger)

Vincent: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???!!! >:(

Me: Past EDD experience does the trick!!! >:)

Azelfland: AND WE KNEW YOU IDIOTS WILL ALWAYS SCREW SOMETHING. :P EVEN THOUGH YOU DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO TF2014'S LEG OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP, WE KNEW YOU WILL DO SOMETHING NAUGHTY IN THE EDD. :P

My Hommage: And YES, I tracked down Mike's 918 ALL THE WAY to your new base, so ACG and I can hear all your planned shenanigans!! :P

ACG (after exiting my Hommage): Yes. The Hommage is correct. You think we will allow you numbskulls to destroy AsphaltLand? Remember that AsphaltLand is one of the MOST MAGNIFICIENT PLACES in this entire Earth. So we will protect it from villains like you. >:)

Vincent: If it was not for you @$$#0|€$, we would have got away with this!!!! >:( And we would have made TF2014 pay compensation for what he did to 3 of my forts and my wife!!!! >:(

Rouge: Say what you want. We got thru the Championship AND the EDD flawlessly >:) Also, suck on this. >:) (gives Anais, Mike and Vincent the middle finger)

Mike458: YOU WHORE!!! >:( AS IF THE BEATING I GAVE YOU AFTER THE BUICK CHAMPIONSHIP WAS NOT ENOUGH??!!! >:(

Rouge: Oh, you wanna make me cry again?? Nah, I will not this time. But YOU wanna get the nut-shot??

Mike458: Hah, is a nut-shot all you can do?

(Rouge prepares to kick Mike458 in the nuts but CJ stops him)

CJ: Leave it to me. >:)

(STINGLIKEABEE cheat code activate)

Mike458: Hahah, a GTA character wanna play with me??? >:)

(CJ punches Mike458 in the nuts, sending him flying all the way to Egypt)

Mike458: (screaming with blood dripping out as he flies away)

Vincent: WHAT?? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???!!! O_O

CJ: Oh, you want a beating also. >:)

Vincent: YOU IDIOTS WILL PAY!!! >:(

(CJ punches Vincent in the nuts, sending him flying all the way to Antartica)

Anais: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY HUSBAND??!!!! >:(

CJ: I don't punch girls. Can you do it, Hanna?

Hanna: My pleasure. >:) (Kicks Anais repeatedly until she flies to the North Pole)

Me: Thanks guys. Sad that I have to leave soon.

Azelfland: Our pleasure. Good luck with life.

Me: Last request. I need Emily in my garage until my departure. Don't worry I will not mistreat her- I just need her help to plan my way out of here. Vincent is surely pissed as hell. He won't let my friend and I leave that easily.

Azelfland: Sure. We can teleport her back anyway. And will you allow your friends to go to our gym?

Me: You can teleport them there so yeah. Even after I cease operations I will still cruise around with my Vulcan, Vette, Hommage, SV and the Special Editions if I have nothing to do. But, if Vulcan is dethroned then I will not return at all.

Azelfland: Sure thing.

(All cars and people are teleported away)

Me: Well, I need you here to help me find my way out. Sorry if you have to be isolated from your boyfriend for a few days.

Emily: Not a big deal. Sean can be teleported here too. I will help you two leave.

Me: Thanks. Sean knows the game plan, right?

Emily: Yes he knows.

Me: Ok. Now take care of my childhood friend. I gotta go find a getaway car. I have a plane at Area 51 but I need a getaway car in case I cannot reach it.

Lily: Take care!!

Me: I will!! (I check my Estoque and see a hint)

Hint: Go find the Nissan Skyline R34. It knows the location where you can find a getaway car.

Me: Ok. Skyline. Come on Estoque. When you find the Skyline, give it directions to Rio. Then return, while I use the Skyline to find the next getaway car.

(I drive my Estoque to the Skyline, located in Manaus)

My Estoque: Hang on. I will input the data to make your Skyline lively. And the Skyline is also carrying a hint.

(Estoque leaves as Skyline is activated)

My Skyline: TF2014? Is that you?

Me: Yes. Any idea where my getaway car is?

My Skyline: I understand that you need to leave us. All of us do. Go and chase your dreams.

Me: Thanks. Do you have a hint to where my getaway car is?

My Skyline: Go and find the Corvette C3. Same one involved in the Corvette EDD.

Me: Thanks. I will have to pinpoint the location... Ok. Location is in Vesuvius, where the destroyed Vivendi fort is. Well I will know where the place is.... if I see the wreckage of the C141 Starlifter that got flown into it.

(I drive my Skyline to where the C3 is located)

Me: Ok. The wreckage of the C141 is still there. Along with certain sections of the Vivendi base. And C3 in sight.

My Skyline: Let me jumpstart the C3. And pass the info to it. Right before I leave.

(C3 gets activated before Skyline leaves to Rio)

C3: Who is this?? O_O Get your filthy hand off me, if you are working for Vivendi!!!

Me: Hey calm down!! This is TF2014. Not affilated with any Vivendi activities.

C3: Thank goodness!! Please tell me where your hideout is.

Me: Sure. My Skyline gave the details before it returned to Rio. Use the coordinates and the waypoint my Skyline gave. But first, help me find the getaway car. My childhood friend and I could no longer stay here.

C3: You leaving? Man, what a waste.... :( But we know you cannot stay here- for a very solid reason. Go and pursue your dreams. I can tell you, the hint to the getaway car I have, tells you that the Quant FE, aka the Boat 2.0, has it. It is located at French Guiana.

Me: Ah ok. Thanks. Once I reach the Boat 2.0, you can head to Rio.

C3: Thanks.

(While I drive to French Guiana to find my Boat 2.0,)

(A phone call from an unknown person to Lily)

Lily: Hello?

???: Is this Lily that I am speaking to?

Lily: Sarah? Is that you?

Sarah: Hear me out, Lily. I know what I did was wrong to you and your friends, even though they now are living peacefully, but hear me out. I really regretted what I did to you in secondary education-

Lily: Sarah, forget about the past. Where are you? We can talk this out.

Sarah: Right now I don't know where I am. Trust me, I don't know where....

Lily: Can you leave?

Sarah: Sadly, no. I can move my hands freely but it seems my feet are locked to something- I cannot move anywhere, please help....

Lily: Sarah, can you please provide further detail where you are?

Sarah: All I know is I am in some prison in Cuba. The people who caught me look more like gangsters than cops- Just help me... I know I should not have hurt you and your friends years ago.... but please help me....

Lily: Trust me Sarah, I will ignore what you did previously, I will help you when I find you....

(Tears roll out from the eyes of both girls)

Emily: Lily, you alright??

Lily: I don't know... ;( A friend of mine is held hostage, she says.... she is in... Cuba.... but she has.... no idea... ;( I don't know.... how I can.... find her.... ;(

Emily: I will let TF2014 know about the situation, ok? (Gives Lily a hug and pats her hair) It's okay. We will find your friend.

Lily: Thanks.... (as the call ends)

(At the prison in Cuba)

Sarah: Oh no, the goons are here... I wish I can tell Lily about them. I really regret what I did to her and her friends.... but now I am stuck in this prison, my legs are chained-

Anais: Oh hello, blonde. :P I heard you tryna seek for help, right??

Sarah: What do you want??!!! >:(

Anais: Well since you called, I will use your signal to bait TF2014's friend here. I know she will try to save you, so when she comes, I will switch the identities of the two of you with two hookers, so we can torture you two forever. >:) And TF2014 will have fun with the wrong people. :P

Sarah: YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!!! >:(

Anais: Oh really? Guards.

(Four goons enter the cell and pin Sarah's hands to the wall and lock her wrists with chains hanging from the ceiling)

Sarah: LET ME GO YOU WHORE!!! >:(

Anais: You, TF2014 and his friends as well as Azelfland's bitches won't know when to shut up. Well, your identities will be switched with the two people at the neighbouring cells. And of course, before you hurl any insults, I will make sure you stfu. >:) (puts a gag into Sarah's mouth)

Sarah: STOP IT YOU SI- MMMMHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (As the goons leave the cells)

(Sarah looks left and right and sees two hookers being chained to the walls)

Sarah's thoughts: Oh no, how can I leave now? And will Lily be safe? I don't want to have my identity switched, and I am sure Lily won't want too.... what should I do.....

(When I reach the Quant FE)

Me: All you need to do is to jumpstart the Quant FE and send the coordinates to Rio. Then you can leave.

My C3: Is that all I need? Great.

(My C3 sends the info to the Quant FE before leaving)

Me: I wish I could use this car to rob Vivendi's next base... but my time in AsphaltLand is very limited....

My Quant FE (after waking up): TF2014? Is that you??

Me: Affirmative.

My Quant FE: Phew. Glad you finally came. I got a hint to the getaway car. Next hint is with the Datsun 280Z.

Me: Just nice. -_- I gotta play some Mastery challenges and collect licenses JUST FOR a getaway car.... -_-

My Quant FE: Well your dreams ain't easy to achieve, ain't it??

Me: Ok. I gotta take you back to Rio.

(While driving, I received a message from Emily)

Emily: Your friend is feeling down. Please see her.

Me: Ok. Friend first, car later.

(After I arrive at Rio)

Me: Where is Lily? Is she okay?

Emily: Well she is not okay. Go and see her.

(I follow Emily to the room where Lily is)

Me: You okay? Lily?

Lily: No I am not... a friend of mine is being held hostage in Cuba...

Me: Well who is that friend? And did you say Cuba?

Lily: Yes, Cuba... :( Name is Sarah....

Me: Ok. Gimme a minute or two. (I leave the room and call my Hommage)

Me: Hommage? You at Cuba now?

My Hommage: Yes. Why?

Me: These douchebags at Vivendi captured a friend of mine. Name is Sarah. You can figure out a way to rescue her?

My Hommage: Not at the moment, but right now I can hear what they saying. If I find out a plan through their dialogues, I will notify you.

Me: Thanks. Make sure no one finds you spying on them.

My Hommage: I know.

(I get back to the room)

Me: Don't worry. I will find your friend. And help you two get outta here.

Lily: Just one thing- she mistreated us, you wanna help her despite that?

Me: You chose to forgive her, so why not? You decisions will be my actions until we get outta here. Don't worry, I will help your friend. But lemme find a getaway car first, ok?

Lily: Sure thing. Thanks.

Me: No problem. Now I gotta go get the getaway car.

(After collecting enough licenses for the 280Z)

Me: Ok. Now 280Z, you know where my getaway car is?

My 280Z: Sure. Next hint is with the Venom GT. But you need to use the Honda Civic Type R Blueprints.

Me: Civic Blueprints, you say?

My 280Z: Yes. The Blueprints reveal the Venom GT's location. Then the Venom GT will lead you to the Honda Civic Type R, which got its next hint.

Me: Ok. Thanks. (I look at the Blueprints of the Honda Civic Type R, which say "Venom GT is in the small town at Patagonia. There, you can look for the Honda Civic, but you need the Venom GT to find it".)

(I use the 280Z to look for the Venom GT)

Me: Ok. Venom GT is here. You jumpstart this thing. Then you can return.

My 280Z: Aye.

(I use my 280Z to find the Venom GT, and use the 280Z to jumpstart the Venom GT before 280Z returns to Rio, then I use the Venom GT to look for the Honda Civic Type R; the Venom GT returns to Rio after sending the info into the Civic, but Civic cannot be started due to missing components)

Me: Darn it!!! >:| I hit a brick wall.... (receives a call from Azelfland)

Azelfland: Looking for Civic parts?

Me: Yes, why?

Azelfland: P1 Boy said that Mike458 is planning to sell Civic Type R parts. Now the goods are being transported be train that will pass the yard where you found the Civic.

Me: Ah great. I don't have any choppers in AsphaltLand to use..... (sees The Truth losing control of a jetpack)

Me: WHOOAAAAA LOOK OUT!!! O_O

The Truth: ARRRGGHHH!!!!! (Falls down)

Me: What are you doing here??

The Truth: Testing this thing. I wanted to use it to grab some confidential cargo being transported on a train, but I don't think I can handle it. Can you?

Me: Which train is it?

The Truth: I will pinpoint it on your radar.

(A few mins later)

Me: No problem. I will handle it. Gimme the jetpack.

The Truth: Sure. I am counting on you to take that stuff. CJ helped me get something, but I feel like it leads to a hint to something more confidential.

Me: Whatever. I will handle it.

(As I fly away with the jetpack)

Me: Ok. The train with the confidential stuff is the same one that has Civic parts. I will search the train.

(I shoot the goons and open the crates, then I shoot the coupler between the first flatcar and the locomotive and send the confidential stuff to The Truth, then I use the Civic parts to assemble the Civic accordingly to the Blueprint data, then I use the Civic to find the Eclipse, then I use the Eclipse to go to a junkyard and hotwire an old Honda Accord sedan before driving home)

Me (on the way home in the Accord): Ok. Getaway car, done. All I need to do is to find Sarah, and get to the plane in Area 51.

(The end, next episode will be the last one I will be writing)