User blog:Azelfland/Asphalt stories: the Tramontana XTR recruitment and the Peugeot Onyx build

another multiplayer cup ends, as i got all the blueprints i needed for the Peugeot Onyx, which was a car i wanted to get for a long time. without needing to spend tokens. normally, i would spend tokens to get the blueprints, but this time, i needed to get third place to get that one box and that's it. however, i decided to assemble it after i get the Tramontana XTR -one of the most forgotten cars-, which i did. and let me tell you. it's not very easy to get those cars that cost credits. also, i plan to participate in the Vencer Sarthe championship which will be for another time.

this is episode 6 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". this continues right where R8 tyke left off. here goes:

Audi R8 tyke (on the phone): so, how was your date with Hanna last night?^_^

Me: it was AWESOME! we went for a karaoke night and man, she sings like an angel. and then we went ice skating and it was so cool (no pun intended).:3

Audi R8 tyke: so, are you planning to participate in the Vencer Sarthe championship?:)

Me: yep. but not right away. i'll do that after i get the Tramontana XTR AND once we start assembling the Peugeot Onyx.:P

Audi R8 tyke: my guess is that you got the boxes for the blueprints.:I

Me: five from multiplayer for being in challenger league and one from the multiplayer cup. i got 14 in the storage, which should be enough. anyway where are you?:)

Audi R8 tyke: by now, i'm at Rio De Janeiro. hope to see you soon, buddy.^_^

Me: me too. oh, and you should ask Zoe out.:)

Aud R8 tyke: i'll keep that in mind.:) *hangs up*

Me: okay, let's check the mail. *checks the mail* nice. got that last box i needed for the Peugeot Onyx.^_^

Alice: i'll get right to it.^_^

Me: not quite yet. we'll upgrade our cars and THEN we'll get the Tramontana XTR. once we get her on our side, THAT'S when you'll assemble the Onyx.:)

Alice: oh. okay.:I

after upgrading the GT by Citroen (and the other cars)

My GT by Citroen: it's about time.:P

My Devel Sixteen Prototype: OH, COME ON! you guys get fully upgraded while i don't?! not fair!>:(

Diana: just wait for your turn, okay?:I

Devel Sixteen Prototype: ugh! fine!>:(

Me: now let's get the credits for the Tramontana XTR.>:I

after getting over 525.000 credits

Me: that should do the trick.^_^

Gt by Citroen: what about the rest of my mastery?:I

My Ford GT: it will have to wait, man. we're off to get the XTR.>:I

McLaren P1 boy: remember the Aston Martin One-77 EDD? looks like the parts for the Peugeot Onyx are there, alongside the Tramontana XTR.>:I

Hanna: you heard him. let's go.>:I

at the old EDD site

Me: i don't remember guards being on this Vivendi tower. or the tower itself.:I

Shelby: they're on the top of the tower. so are the parts for the Onyx.>:I

Persephone: okay, so the plan is to get inside without alerting the guards.>:I

TweakRacer: but how do we do that?:I

Vivendi guard 1: *sees Diana's breasts* wow. boooooobiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeesss.:D *gets closer*

Vivendi guard 2: what the-? dude, this is so none of our business. i'm not touching this.>:P

Vivendi guard 1: i suppose i'll have to call the boss then.:P

Vivendi guard 2: ......................................................... man, that was cold.>:(

Diana: HELLO?! ARE YOU LISTENING?! EARTH TO PERV!!>:(

Vivendi guard 1: *backs off* oh, dear.O_O

Diana: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WITH THE ENEMY OR NOT! YOU DON'T GRAB WITHOUT PERMISSION!>:( *shoves the Vivendi guard*

Danny: if Diana doesn't like you, then i don't like you either!>:(

Vivendi guard 1: w-wait! can we talk?O_O

Vivendi guard 2: awwwww, man! this sucks!>:(

Danny: *proceeds to punch the Vivendi guards super fast* ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!! *uppercuts both Vivendi guards into oblivion* ORAAAAA!!!>:(

ThunderWolf: my turn! *proceeds to also punch the Vivendi guards super fast* AAAAAAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA WAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!D:<

Vivendi guard 1: what............ did you do to us?X_X

Vivendi guard 2: YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!>:(

ThunderWolf: omae wa, mou shindeiru.>:) (translation: you are already dead.)

Vivendi guards: NANI?!O_O (translation: WHAT?!) *their bodies inflate and explode*

Diana: thanks for helping me, you guys.:3

Danny: you're welcome, my sweetheart.:3

on the top of the Vivendi tower

Vivendi goon leader: well, well, well. if it isn't Azelfland and his bitches.>:)

Hanna: who you calling a bitch?! do i look like your momma?!>:(

the crowd (from SIKE! that's the wrong number! video): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!:D

Me: SAVAGE!:D

Vivendi goon leader: whatever. GUARDS! GET THEM AND I'LL SEE TO YOU BEING PROMOTED!>:)

Vivendi guards: YES, SIR!>:I

Danny: NOT TODAY!!>:(

Me: LET'S GET 'EM!!>:(

after the ass whooping

Vivendi goon leader: WHAT?! THERE'S NO WAY IT HAPPENED!!O_O

My Tramontana XTR: it did happen, sucker!:P

Vivendi goon leader: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU WANNABE GO-KART CAR!>:(

Me: you shouldn't have said that.>:)

Vivendi goon leader: why?:I

Diana: THIS is why!>:) *throws 525.000 credits to the cage and breaks it*

Tramontana XTR: *gets steaming mad* I'M! NOT! A WANNABE!! GO-KART CAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!D:< *runs over the Vivendi goon leader*

Diana: *pins the Vivendi goon leader to the wall* TELL US WHAT THE F@#K YOUR BOSS PLANS IN THE VENCER SARTHE CHAMPIONSHIP!!>:(

Vivendi goon leader: NEVER!>:(

Diana: IF YOU DON'T TELL US, THEN I'LL MAKE YOU GET INTO AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE!!>:(

Vivendi goon leader: go ahead. i don't care!>:P

Diana: YOU FOOL! DON'T THINK I'M NOT GONNA DO IT! WHAT. DOES. YOUR BOSS PLAN?! TELL US NOW! OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU WON'T SEE THE END OF THIS DAY FOR ALL ETERNITY!>:(

Vivendi goon leader: ..............................OKAY, FINE! YOU WIN! Vincent is planning to hypnotize Hanna, so Azelfland will hurt her and make her break up with him! that would make him commit suicide and we would rule the world with ease! and now he's gonna kill me if he finds out i told you all this!O_O

Diana: that's what i thought!>:(

Hanna: WHAT?! HE'LL TRY TO HYPNOTIZE ME TO MAKE ME BREAK UP WITH AZELFLAND?! THAT F@#$ER!! OH, IF I EVER SEE VINCENT AGAIN, I'M GONNA MAKE HIM RUE THE DAY HE MESSED WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP! NO ONE DARES TO TRY TO BREAK OUR BOND BETWEEN ME AND AZELFLAND!>:(

Me: oh, he WILL pay! trust me!>:(

Tramontana XTR: luckily, i got an anti-hypnosis system installed in my systems. during the championship, i'll protect you from the hypnosis rays Vincent might fire. cool, right?^_^

Wendy: i'll go help R8 tyke by building that system.>:I *speeds away*

Alice: as for me, i got a Peugeot Onyx to assemble.>:I

back at Azelfland's garage

Amy: hey, Cynthia.:(

Cynthia: what's going on, Ames?:I

Amy: you see, i can't stop thinking about Sonic. ever since Jake and i became a couple, i couldn't forget about Sonic at all.:(

Cynthia: one question, though. why do you have Jake's laptop?:I

Amy: i borrowed it, because i wanted to forget about Sonic. but it didn't work.:(

Cynthia: how about couple counseling?:)

Amy: will it work?:I

Cynthia: yep. you see, my father has been a couples counselor before i was born. he's really good at it.^_^

Amy: yeah, but i don't know if Sonic will come.:I

Cynthia: i told him. you guys will do the counseling, but only if Sonic is present. okay?:)

Amy: okay. and thanks for being a good friend.^_^

later that day

Michael: okay, Sonic. take a seat. *Sonic sits* okay, so Jake and Amy are unsure of their relationship, so they decided to do some counseling as long as you're present. so, um........ Jake, what do you want to say to Amy?:)

Jake: i think she's hiding something from me.:I

Michael: okay, then. Amy, do you want to tell us, maybe?:)

Amy: you see, i can't forget about Sonic. and i think of him more as a big brother. i would never have the courage to tell Jake, because he would be mad at me for this.:(

Michael: okay. Sonic, do you want to share your thoughts?:)

Sonic: ........................................:(

Michael: the silent treatment, huh? okay, then. now, you two. i want to do an exercise with you. you see, i have some people who will help us out. when we have some therapy, the first thing to do is take our resentments. come on out, resentments. *resentments comes out* then, in a relationship, we have expectations because expectations lead to resentments. *expectations comes out* which of course brings out accusations. come on out, accusations. *accusations comes out* and all that, of course, lead to victimization and withdrawal. *victimization and withdrawal come out* now, you have to learn to overcome all those. are you ready? you ready? GO F@#K THEM UP! THERE THEY ARE! RIGHT THERE, JAKE AND AMY! GO BEAT THE S@#T OUT OF 'EM! YOU TOO, SONIC!>:I

Sonic: finally some action for me.^_^

Amy: *swings her hammer on resentments*

Michael: OH, YEAH! GET THAT BASTARD!>:D

Sonic: *uses his homing attack on resentments*

Michael: OH, CRAP! NO ONE LIKES VICTIMIZATION!>:)

Victimization: *uses abuse on Jake*

Amy: HEY! leave him alone!>:(

Jake: take it easy, Amy.>:I

Michael: RESENTMENTS IS GONNA LASH OUT!>:)

Resentments: *uses Grievance on Sonic*

Michael: MORE RESENTMENTS! YOU JUST HAVE TO LET THEM GO, OKAY?>:I

Jake: *beats up and knocks out Victimization*

Expectations: why do you have to be deaf?!>:(

MICROAGRESSION! HIT HIM!>:D

Me: *teleports in the battle, bumps his fists, uses the Electric Fly and takes down Expectations* JOHNYSTARTTHECAAAAAAAAAAR!!D:< *teleports away*

Michael: expectations doesn't go down that easy! THERE'S ALWAYS MORE EXPECTATIONS!>:I *more expectations people come out*

Amy: oh god!O_O

Michael: you two need to work together if you need to eliminate all these expectations.:I

Jake: Amy................ he's right.:(

Amy: huh?O_O

Jake: we're only going to get rid of these expectations AND everything else if we work together.>:I

Amy: Jake...........................:3

Jake: .............................:3

Amy: yeah. let's do it, Jake.>:I

Amy and Jake use their eros eruption

Amy (speaking Japanese): right now, please give me your power.:3

Jake (also speaking Japanese): ah......... for the two of us.:3

Both (speaking Japanese): love comes out and it will fill the wolrd!>:3

the eros knocks unconscious all the expectations people, damages and confuses resentments, accusations and withdrawal

Sonic: *sniffle* that............ that was beautiful, you guys.:'3

Michael: NOW F@#K THE REST OF THEM UP!!>:D

Sonic, Amy and Jake: *beat up resentments, accusations and withdrawal*

Jake: we did it!^_^

Michael: don't you guys feel better?:)

Jake: yeah, i do.^_^

Amy: me too.^_^

Michael: okay. well, come back anytime you need counseling. and um........... yeah. that's it. thanks for all the help, Sonic.:)

Sonic: anytime.^_^

Michael: yeah, f@#k you, expectations!>:( *kicks the unconscious expectations and walks away*

Jake: thanks, Sonic. i feel like we have work to do, but i feel like we want to work things out now.^_^

Amy: come on, Jake. i'll get you your laptop.^_^

Jake: it's OUR laptop, Amy.^_^

Me: well, you did well, buddy.:)

Sonic: thanks. i too, have to thank you.:)

Me: why?:I

Sonic: for saving my butt. it's just th- you know what, never mind.:I

Me: oh, it's okay. besides, you and Amy had more of a brother-and-sister bond. it was her destiny to meet and be with Jake:P

Sonic: i know.:I

Me: now, if you'll excuse me, i got a Tramontana XTR to upgrade and a registration sheet for the Vencer Sarthe championship to fill in.:P

and that ends episode 6 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". like i said before, the Vencer Sarthe championship will come, but that's for another time.

until next time.

-Azelfland.