User blog:Azelfland/Car dailogues: Operation Skyhammer, Asphalt 8 style

well, here is the first part of what i previewed.

getting the BMW S 1000 RR was not easy, let me tell you. but i'm glad i got it before its Moto Blitz season was officially announced. also, on my way to getting the Twin Mill. and i'm done with the Alps. i know i'm gonna take down Venice with no problem eventually. but for now, this will be a reference to Operation Skyhammer from Need For Speed Payback, as the title says. and another thing, this covers my completion of the BMW S 1000 RR R&D and the completion of the Twin Mill championship's Azure Coast tour.

this is episode 7 of season 5 of "Car dialogues". here goes:

Azure Coast, 2:05 PM

Hanna: glad we could get to Azure Coast.:3

Me: yeah. so am i.:)

Silver Azelfland: okay. now, Hanna, Loraine, close your eyes.:3

Loraine: okay.:I *closes her eyes and gets out of the Hussarya GT*

Hanna: what is it you want to show us?:I *gets out of the Huayra BC*

Me: you can open your eyes now.:)

Hanna and Loraine open their eyes

Everyone: SURPRIIIIIIIIIISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HANNA AND LORAINE!:D

Loraine: *bursts into tears of joy* a surprise party? for our birthday?:'3

Silver Azelfland: yep. and for your birthday gift, we'll take you to the funfair.:3

Hanna: best. birthday gift. EVER!:D

Cynthia: and we made this cake for the two of you. i hope you like it. we made it ourselves.:3

Hanna: "happy birthday, Hanna and Loraine. may our love last forever. love, Azelfland and Silver Azelfland". *bursts into tears of joy* awwwwwww, you guys. that's so kind of you.:'3

meanwhile, at the Asphalt labs

Shadow Azelfland: okay, S 1000 RR. this is it. once we take down the final AI, we're out of here.>:I

My BMW S 1000 RR: i know the plan, so it's not that difficult. *the race begins* TRIPLE NITROOOOOOOOOO!!>:I

Shadow Azelfland: not bad.:)

BMW S 1000 RR: thanks. but don't get cocky. we got a lot of traffic to deal with.>:I

on the way to the S curves

Shadow Azelfland: get ready! the triple S is coming.>:I

BMW S 1000 RR: not a problem!>:) *takes the S curves like a champ*

Shadow Azelfland: well, i must say. that was good.:)

BMW S 1000 RR: is the AI behind us?:I

Shadow Azelfland: nope. we got a huge lead.:)

Shadow Azelfland and the S 1000 RR finish first

Shadow Azelfland: hasta la vista, AI noob.>B)

Shelby: that was awesome! we knew you could do it!:D *kissses Shadow Azelfland in the cheek*

Shadow Azelfland: *blushes*

Flora: wait. what about that scientist guy?:I

Shadow Azelfland: that's NONE OTHER THAN P1 BOY IN DISGUISE!>:( *unveils P1 boy's disguise*

Everyone: *gasps*

McLaren P1 boy: ah, s@#t! he figured it out!>:(

Chica: we knew you'd try to mess us up with that R&D, so we decided to get back at ya!>:)

Shelby: what you did was when you took the AI, you made it harder at test 44. but it was no match for Shadow's skill level. so, you wanted to make it harder for the finai AI.>:)

Shadow Azelfland: after we took down the AI at test 44, you'd make it hard for the final AI too. soooooooooooooo, Shelby and Chica hacked into your computer -for good purposes, of course-, datamined the AI numbers and made the AI a lot easier to take down. easy victory for us>:)

McLaren P1 boy: and i would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!>:(

Flora: say what you will. it won't change the fact that we won. also, suck on this.>:) *gives McLaren P1 boy the middle finger*

McLaren P1 boy: WHY YOU LITTLE................ NO ONE LOVES YOU, YOU PIECE OF S@#T!>:(

Flora: *gasps and starts crying*

Chica: NO ONE INSULTS MY SISTER AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! do you know what happens to those who dare insult my big sister?!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: i didn't mean it. i swear.O_O

Chica: WE KICK THEM IN THE BALLS!>:( *kicks P1 boy right in the nuts*

McLaren P1 boy: *screams in pain*

Chica: serves you right, jerk!>:(

Shadow Azelfland: well, no girl will want him now, being the one that insults girls all the time...................... which is the truth! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!>:D

Shelby: you hear that, P1 boy? you got roasted!>:)

Chica: but what about my sister?:I

Shelby: ThnuderWolf will cheer her up. for now, let's take the blueprints to Alice. but first. *fuses 6 C class parts to make room for the BMW S 1000 RR blueprints* okay. NOW let's go.>:I

My Suzuki Hayabusa: okay, Shelby. hop in.>:I

Chica: well, guess we'll teleport to Azure Coast.:I

McLaren P1 boy: *still screaming in pain*

meanwhile, back in the Azure Coast

Hanna: man, this is so much fun.:3

Chica comes in teleporting

ThunderWolf: you look worried. what happened?:I

Chica: P1 boy insulted my sister and now she won't stop crying.:(

Me: SON OF A BITCH! AGAIN?!>:(

ThunderWolf: i'll take her in our room and cheer her up.:I

a few seconds later

ThunderWolf: tell me. how did he insult you?:I

Flora: he.............. *sniffle* he said that........... *sniffle* no one loves me.;_; *cries*

ThunderWolf: don't listen to what P1 boy says. you're a great girl.:3

Flora: r-really?:'(

ThunderWolf: yeah. we're always here for you. and so am i. i'll always love you.:3

Flora: awwwwwwwwwwww, thank you. i love you too, my sweetheart.:'3

ThunderWolf: *pets her hair* shhhhhhhhhhhh. everything's gonna be okay. don't cry. i'm here for you.:3

Flora: *calms down* you really are kind.:'3

ThunderWolf: well, do you mind if i hold your hand? you'll be better if we hold hands.:3

Flora: okay. anything to make me feel better.:'3 *they both hold hands, as ThunderWolf keeps petting her hair*

a few minutes later

Flora: *stops crying* thanks, sweetie. you really made me feel better.:3

ThunderWolf: anytime. well, it's time to get back. we got a tour to take down.:)

Flora: okay.:3

ThunderWolf: oh, and will you feel better if i leave you alone or do you want a French toast?:)

Flora: *giggles* sure. why not? i'll take a French toast anytime. as long as i get to be with you, i'll be fine.:3

after the Grand Finale

Hanna: wanna know something?:)

Loraine: what is it?:I

Hanna: well, the funfair in the Azure Coast was where Azelfland and i went on our first date, during the Porsche 718 Boxster S championship. he was so kind.:3

Loraine: so, why do we go there? just for fun?:I

Hanna: oh, it's a tradition of our own. when we get a championship with Azure Coast as a tour, after we take down the tour, Azelfland and i go to the funfair and we always have a good time. the second time we went was a double date with Flora and ThunderWolf. our mom and dad also came during the Kawasaki Z800 championship and they were so proud of me, because i actually lived our dream of being figure skaters.:3

Loraine: lucky you. well, anyway, what do you think of my new scarf and my high-heeled mini boots? do they look good with my dress?:3

Hanna: they look good on you. what do you think of mine?:)

Loraine: looking good.:)

Hanna: thanks. now, let's put our makeup on.:)

Loraine: so, anyway, i introduced Silver Azelfland to my parents and they actually like him now. they became kind towards him, even after he told us of his origins.:)

Hanna: yeah. but when i saw Flora's sadness today, i felt sorry for her. i mean, who insults a girl?!>:(

Loraine: i know, right? like, oh em gee, P1 boy reminds me of those jerks i used to date with.>:(

Hanna: anyway, ex-boyfriends aside, i know well that this will be the best birthday for the two of us.:3

Loraine: yeah.:)

Hanna: also, Silver became the first to like your heart-shaped earrings, right?:)

Loraine: yeah. he's the first boy to actually complement me for my earrings. all the other boys i used to date with made fun of my earrings, because "they looked childish". but Silver was so kind. he really likes them.:3

later that night (7:30 PM)

Me: *sees Hanna in her yellow dress, red scarf and black high-heeled mini boots* wow.:3

Silver Azelfland: *sees Loraine in her red dress, sky blue scarf and pink high-heeled mini boots* you girls are really beautiful.:3

Hanna and Loraine: *giggle*

Hanna: thank you.:3

Me: after you, ladies.:3

Hanna: awww, thank you.:3

Loraine: you boys really are gentlemen.:3

meanwhile, at TF2014's garage, after the party

TF2014: hello?

the boss of Vivendi: well, TF2014. you win. i'll give you the last SLK Special Edition blueprints.:I

TF2014: hm. glad you came into your senses. where are the blueprints?:)

the boss of Vivendi: they're in the funfair. come and get them.:)*hangs up*

a few second later

Emily: hello?:I

the boss of Vivendi: capturing you got old. so i captured your sister.>:)

Emily: WHAT?! she was safe in the garage. how did you-

the boss of Vivendi: save the questions. if you want to see her again, come to the funfair. i'll be waiting.>:)

meanwhile, back at the funfair (8:30 PM)

Me: so, what do you guys wanna do next?:)

Loraine: how about we go ice skating?:3

Silver Azelfland: sure. anything for our birthday girls.:3

one hour and a half of ice skating later

Hanna: that's strange. normally, the funfair is lively even after 9:00 PM.:I

Loraine: well, it's 10:00 PM. wasn't it supposed to close at 12:00 AM?:I

Me: *sees TF2014's Vulcan* TF2014? what are you doing here?!O_O

TF2014: i came here for the SLK Special Edition blueprints.:I

Emily: i came to get my sister back.>:I

Silver Azelfland: but............. Cynthia is in the garage and there are no SLK Special Edition Blueprints here.:I

TF2014's Vulcan: then i can only assume one thing.>:I

Everyone: setup!>:I

Me: it's none other than Vivendi.>:I

a chopper comes from above

Me: i'll take my Huayra BC. Hanna, come with me.>:I

Hanna: on it!>:I

TF2014: i'll get in my Vulcan.>:I

Emily: i'll come too.>:I

Loraine: i'll drive Azelfland's Hussarya GT.>:I

Silver Azelfland: are you sure? because you're wearing your high-heeled mini boots and your feet might hurt f-

Loraine: JUST GET IN THE F@#ING CAR!>:(

everyone runs away, with Webers, Arashes and 9FFs chasing them

Loraine: they were waiting for us the whole time.>:I

My Pagani Huayra BC: we can handle these guys. divide and conquer. you know the drill.>:I

TF2014's Vulcan: got it.>:I

My Arrinera Hussarya GT: copy that.>:I

TF2014: WHOA WHOA! WHAT THE HELL?!O_O

Me: TF2014! Emily! what's going on?!O_O

Emily: wait. *checks the Vulcan* okay, we're good, but the Vivendi chopper got a floodlight on us and we started losing control of the Vulcan.O_O

Loraine: are you okay?:I

Tf2014: yeah. ducked under an overpass. looks like that stopped it. watch out for the spotlight, guys.>:I

Silver Azelfland: whatever happened to TF2014 comes from the chopper. stay the hell away from it!>:I

Loraine (getting caught by the spotlight): DAMN IT!O_O

Hanna: Loraine?:I

Loraine: sorry. we're okay. we made it through a barricade. close one.O_O

the chopper comes above Azelfland's Huayra BC

Chopper pilot: Air-7 to control, i got a bead on one of the vehicles. initiating Skyhammer.>:I

Pagani Huayra BC: DAMN IT! the chopper is on me and is messing with my systems! we have to get out of that spotlight!>:(

Emily: get to the roundabout on the construction yard. we'll see you there. * with Azelfland being in trouble* hurry up, Azelf! that chopper is gonna shut you down!>:I

Me: ugh! come on, COME OOOOON!>:I

TF2014: at the construction yard. we got your back.>:I

after the construction yard

Me: anytime, guys. *stops in front of the chopper* um, GUYS?!O_O

Pagani Huayra BC: i'm down! GUYS?!O_O

TF2014's Vulcan: HEY, UGLY! OVER HERE!>:D

Pagani Huayra BC: i'm back online. we're getting outta here. we owe you one, guys.:)

a few seconds later

Loraine: executive decision: we NEED to get out of the Azure Coast. Vivendi isn't playing games anymore.>:I

Hanna: you're right. we have to bolt!>:I

Emily: we're headed down the spillway. the chopper won't be crazy enough to follow us, right?:I

McLaren P1 boy: Air-7, why aren't you following that Vulcan?!>:(

chopper pilot: no can do. the spillway is too narrow for my blades.:I

McLaren P1 boy: shame. i guess i'll have to inform the boss of Vivendi to find someone who's qualified for this!>:(

chopper pilot: no..... uh, no, i can handle it, sir.O_O

McLaren P1 boy: good. that's what i thought!>:(

Me: P1 BOY?!O_O

Arrinera Hussarya GT: are you really that surprised?>:I

Emily: if he's pulling the strings, prepare for things to get really ugly.>:I

chopper pilot: killswitching target vehicle.>:I

TF2014: HE'S ON US! ANYONE?!O_O

Silver Azelfland: there's an overpass under the drain. meet us there.>:I

Emily: you got it, guys!>:I

on the way to the overpass under drain

TF2014: we can't take it much longer. we need to get to Loraine.>:I

TF2014's Vulcan: come on, COME ON!>:(

Loraine: you're almost there.>:I

Emily: coming in hot! Loraine, get ready.>:I *getting in the overpass*

TF2014: we're clear. Loraine?!:I

Loraine: watch and learn, boys! *takes down the pipes and damages the chopper* see ya!>:)

on the highway

Loraine: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THE CHOPPER IS BACK?! at least i gave it a good beating!>:(

TF2014's Vulcan: don't let it get too-

Arrinera Hussarya GT: WE KNOW! one good hit will take it out!>:I

Silver Azelfland: damn it! they got lakeside locked down too! we'll lose them in the alleys!>:I

Me: at least the chopper can't follow you there.>:I

Loraine: heh. even the boss of Gameloft would bet on that.:P

McLaren P1 boy: Air-7, NO MORE EXCUSES! you WILL follow that Hussarya GT!>:(

chopper pilot: but sir-

McLaren P1 boy: Vivendi will be watching! if you don't follow that Hussarya GT, you better find a different planet to live in!>:(

Loraine: JESUS! THAT GUY IS INSANE!O_O

Emily: let me guess. he followed you into the alleyways.:I

Loraine: yep. but he won't get a bead on us!>:I

a few seconds later

Silver Azelfland: we're on the beltway. where are you guys?>:I

Pagani Huayra BC: heading south.>:I

TF2014's Vulcan: same here.>:I

Silver Azelfland: new gameplan. we meet on the 620. under construction, tons of equipment. we'll wreak havoc and block our escape point.>:I

Me: let's do it!>:I

on the way to the 620

Hanna: get ready, guys! feels like we got half of Vivendi's forces on us!>:I

Emily: we're bringing the other half!>:)

Loraine: and we're bringing the chopper. are you ready for some fun?!>:)

Pagani Huyara BC: TF2014?:I

TF2014's Vulcan: *knocks down one of the Vivendi members* 'scuse us! coming through!>:)

TF2014: now that's more like it! duking it out as a team!:)

Loraine: if we're going down, we're going down as a team.:)

Me: no way! we're getting out of here.:)

the chopper comes on the Hussarya GT

Arrinera Hussarya GT: we have to hurry. the chopper is gonna shut us down!>:I

chopper pilot: maintaining my bead on the suspect vehicle. *loses the Hussarya GT* control, i lost the suspect-

McLaren P1 boy: NO! GET ON THE OTHER SIDE AND BODY-BLCOK IT IF YOU HAVE TO!>:(

inside the tunnel

Loraine: ALL RIGHT! YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH?!>:( *knocks down the Arash and makes the Weber jump straight to the chopper, killing the pilot and the driver*

Silver Azelfland: Loraine! i can................ Loraine!:'D

Loraine: okay, everyone. let's get out of here.:)

and that's the end of episode 7 of season 5 of "Car dialogues". the Asphalt 8 style of the Outlaw's rush will come once i complete Venice and Tokyo.

until next time.

-Azelfland.