User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Dubai and Tokyo tours and the second date

before we begin, i would like to give a big thanks to two awesome members of the community.

the first big thanks goes to spudanky for being with us since the time the Porsche Motor Series started. the second big thanks goes to TheGoldenThunder for two things. one, for supporting the whole community. and two, because the prank he's done on my previous "car dialogues" was very good.

anyway, it's briefing time. i just completed Dubai yesterday and completed Tokyo after that in the Porsche 718 Boxster S championship. that means i get to combine the two tours in one episode...... again.

so, here we go! the "car dialogues" are about to begin. again, i'm out of food ideas, but it's still about to go down. so, here goes:

Team Azelfland arrives at Dubai

Me: well, here we are.

Hanna: definitely. i just can't believe there's a "no kissing" law in Dubai. what were they thinking?!

Anthony Jose(AJ): some laws can be crazy.

Me: agreed. anyway, let's go ahead and get through this tour.

My Porsche 718 Boxster S: i'm with you.:)

Hanna: me too.

NEKON: so am i.

TheHawtDawg1: we all support you. go get 'em, buddy!

after the qualifier and the easy and intense Grand Finale

Me: any sight of the ninjas?

NEKON: *stops looking with the telescope* no ninjas this time around. we're safe.

AJ: okay, then.

Me: let's go, everyone. we're off to Tokyo!

the team arrives at Tokyo and as they're on the way to the pit stops, KSI-Lamborghini(explict) feat. P Money plays on the radio

Porsche 718 Boxster S: is Hanna seriously going to sing along with the lyrics?

Me: yep. it's her theme song, after all.

Hanna: *singing along with the lyrics* got rocks on my wrists, that s#$t you can't resist. cash flow greater than the haters hatin' on my jizz, riding in your face, looking like i found a damn genie......RIDING IN MY LAMBORGHINI! LA-LAMBORGHINI! LA-LAMBORGHINI! B@#CH I KNOW YOU SEE ME IN MY LAMBORGHINI! La-Lamborghini.La-Lamborghini. drive so quick, you will think i'm houdini. BOOM! B-B-B-Been in the game since Namco. bring it back. i'm fully gassed, yo! VROOM, VROOM, in my brand-new Lambo. juiced up, and i don't give a damn, yo. goin' 120, and that's my slowest, on a one-way laaaaaane, like Lois. who's that? Superman's b@#ch. wanna see what happens when i touch the superman switch? ride with more peers than Morgan, wassup? drive past bloggers that are walking. i taunt them, Matt Lees, can you see MEEEEEEEEE RIDING IN MY LAMBORGHINI!

okay, seriously, you get the idea. let's just skip to the point where they get to the pit stops.

Hanna: man, that was fun.

Me: it sure was. but enough fun time. we got some races to win. LET'S GO!

after more qualifiers and another easy Grand Finale

Hanna: hey, Azelfland. are you ready for our date?

Me: yes, i am. shall we?

Azelfalnd and Hanna head Downtown. as they get to a sushi bar, they find a table and they sit.

Me: so, tell me about yourself.:)

Hanna: well, i'm basically your average cheerful, smart, clever and nice girl, but i'm also very brave. what about you?

Me: you've seen my bravery, so you know how brave i am. though sometimes i get cocky. that's all about me. so, what's your favorite color? Mine are Red, Orange and Yellow.

Hanna: i'm glad you asked. mine are Black and Pink. do you have any favorite sports?

Me: i basically like watching football, but i mostly like Ice skating. what about you?

Hanna: i like ice skating, too. i'm also into Boxing. you know, because i'm an independent girl.

Me: makes sense if you think about it. anyway, though. what are your likes and dislikes?

Hanna:well, i like Playing Asphalt 8-even though i quit long ago- and i like people being kind to me, like you do. my dislikes..... well, i dislike making mistakes in my life. i also dislike losing when it comes to videogames, but i calm down immidiately. also, i dislike people calling me a weirdo. what about you?

Me: i'm glad you asked. i also like playing Asphalt 8, but i mostly like playing pokemon. i also like watching TV and riding my bicycle. it's really fun. as for dislikes, i dislike losing when it comes to videogames as well and i dislike unexpected jumpscares. that's all from me.

after the date

Hanna: man, it was a good idea to get to know each other better.

Me: it sure was. so, what do you thin we shou-

Hanna:*gives Azelfland a surprise kiss and they start making out*

The Narrator from Spongebob: a few moments later.

Me and Hanna: *they both stop making out*

Hanna: now we're even.:3

Me: *laughs a bit* yeah.

Hanna: so, what do you think we should do for our next date?

Me: i guess it will be the same with this one, but without the "get to know each other better" part. but i promise you. someday, we're gonna go ice skating.

Hanna: awww, that's really sweet.:3

Me: anyway, we should head back. our friends might be worried.

Hanna: yeah.

now, that was a long one. anyway, i hope you guys enjoyed it. now, i won't post another "car dialogues" episode till i complete the Porsche 718 Boxster S championship, so, i'll be missing for tommorow. but don't worry. i'll get back once things are settled.

until next time.

-Azelfland.