User blog:Azelfland/Car dialogues: Felino cB7 rescue

let's get straight to the update.

so, now i got one of the psuedo C class kings, the Felino cB7. it was easy to upgrade, since i had 7 free C class upgrades from the collection and 2 free C class upgrades from the Geely GC9's mastery challenge 5. i know that i have the Sbarro Sparta, but i can't do otherwise. and because i MAX PROed my 2005 Acura NSX, i'm only 26 licenses away from getting that 1965 Shelby Cobra.

anyway, this is episode 12 of season 2 of "car dialogues". here goes:

Shadow Azelfland: look. i'm sorry for those nasty things i said to you yesterday. it's just that.......... i didn't know you and Shelby were frends.:(

Me: that's okay. we can just forget about what happened. so, friends?:)

Shadow Azelfland: *shakes hands with Azelfland* friends, it is. so, since i'm part of your team now, what role will i have?:)

Me: hmmmmm. you can be our second driver.:/

Shadow Azelfland: wait a minute. i never drove a car before. i mean, sure, i drive a Harley Davidson XL 1200-which i searched on Wikipedia, by the way-, but i'm not a car driver. i'm more of a motorcycle rider.:P

Me: makes sense if you think about it. but i can teach you.:)

Hanna: *slams the door angrily*

Me: hey, Hanna. why are you so angry?:/

Hanna: i've tracked the Felino cB7. BUT THE CRAZY B@#CH, SHE DRIVES LIKE THE DEVIL!!! i've chased her for 2 hours with my Aventador, but she stops for nothing. I SWEAR TO GOD SHE'S TOYING WITH ME!>:(

TheHawtDawg1: whoa. calm down.O_O

NEKON: we can figure this out.O_O

Hanna: too bad we can't involve the police, so THEY CAN KNOCK HER DOWN AND ARREST HER FOR BEING A DANGER TO MY SANITY!>:(

Anthony Jose: i think we got an idea. look. Azelfland will go with his McLaren P1 and take her down. that way, if she's close to a cliff, the Felino cB7 will open its door and drop her to the cliff. they'll never see that coming.:)

Hanna: that doesn't sound so bad.:)

5 minutes later

Me: okay. here it is. and t's mind controlled, too.>:I

My McLaren P1: seems to me TweakRacer is behind all this. LET'S GET 'EM!>:I

Me: okay. now, i'll throw the 275.000 credits. when i say "now", attack the Felino cB7 on the driver's door.>:I

McLaren P1: got it!>:I

Me: *throws 275.000 credits on the mind controlling helmet* NOW!!

McLaren P1: *attacks the Felino cB7 and breaks the driver's door*

My Felino cB7: huh? why's there a crazy driver driving me?O_O

Me: listen to me. your driver's door is broken. take her off a cliff. it's the only way you'll get rid of this crazy chick>:I

Felino cB7: you got it.>:I *throws the crazy driver off the cliff and stops completely*

McLaren: ouch! that's gonna leave a mark....... even though i'm actually a girl.:I

Hanna: *talking on her iPhone 7* hey, Azelfland. did you get the Felino cB7?:I

Me: *picks up the phone* yep. and now you no longer have to worry about that crazy chick anymore. she's dead for sure.:)

Hanna: good. now, be careful with the door repairing. i'll see you later.:)

one door repair later

Felino cB7: woohoo! good as new! thanks, guys. i owe you big time!:)

McLaren P1: you're welcome.:)

back at Azelfland's garage

Shadow Azelfland; well, i must say, it was a bit harder than you thought.:P

Me: it was no problem. so, are you ready for your driver's ed?:)

Shadow Azelfland: hmph! i was born ready!>:I

after mastery challenge 12 of the Geely GC9 and the Felino cB7

Me: nice! you're starting to get the hang of it, buddy!:)

Shadow Azelfland: hm. it does feel more different than driving a motorcycle, but it sure is cool.:)

Hanna: hey, Azelfland. um, i was wondering. do you want to get......... naughty?:3

Me: wait. you suggest for the two of us to make love? at our age? we're both 17, remember?:I

Hanna: i know, but i'll wear my clothes. nothing personal. and if you make love with me, i'll let you sleep in my room every night.;3

Me: *sighs* if that's what you want, then i won't let you down. so, let's make love.:)

Hanna: yay! but first, who wants some home-made pizza?:D

Everyone: ALL OF US!!:D

one dinner table later

Me: *knocks on Hanna's room door*

Hanna: come on in.:3

Me: hey. so, um. shall we begin?:I

Hanna: sure.:3 *they both start making out*

10 minutes later

Me: now that's fu- um, what are you doing?

Hanna: *takes off her yellow T-shirt and her purple skirt, only to reveal her black bra and black panty* what do you say we make things a bit........ naughtier?>:3

Me: i'm down for that. and why aren't you taking off your boots?:I

Hanna: it will just make me sexier. now, let's get it on!>:3

5 minutes later

Hanna: YES! SMASH ME! SMASH ME HARDER!:D

Flora: *hears the noises from Hanna's room* um, what's going on?:I

Wanda: i'm pretty sure Azelfland and Hanna are making love with each other.:I

Flora: while they're close to being adults? what if Hanna gets pregnant?O_O

Wanda: no worries. she wears her bra and panty, so that won't be a problem.:)

half an hour later

Hanna: man, that was the most fun i've ever had.:3

Me: it was fun. i mean, normally we would have to wait till we become adults before we get laid, but you showed me how fun it would be to get laid as teens.:)

Hanna: *giggles* yeah. and now you get to sleep with me every night. *sighs* i love you.:3

Me: i love you too.:3

Flora: um, sorry to interrupt your lovey-dovey moment, but i have some good news to-

Me: let me guess. your sister will come tommorow.:I

Flora: how did you know what i was gonna say? and how did you know that i have a sister?:/

Me: i'm not a mind reader, but does every one of your friends have a sister?:I

Flora: actually, Cynthia is the only one in the team who's an only child. but you guessed right nonetheless.:)

Hanna: okay, then. guess team Harmony needed a mascot anyway. and your sister will fit the bill just fine.:)

and that's the end of episode 12 of "car dialogues". the next one is with the Honda S2000. hopefully i'll be able to upgrade it by the end of the day.

until next time.

-Azelfland.