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Tony: *parrot screech* i never f***ed anyone over in my life who didn't have it coming to 'em! *parrot screech*
 
Tony: *parrot screech* i never f***ed anyone over in my life who didn't have it coming to 'em! *parrot screech*
   
TF2014: s**t, let me think about this you have to break it down for me real quick.>:I
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TF2014: s**t, let me think about this. you have to break it down for me real quick.>:I
   
 
Matt: okay, okay. the Sindaccos are on the warpath. okay? i mean, something terrible has happened to Johny. i mean, he's in a shock-induced coma at the hospital across town. now, the Forellis. they will take this opportunity to rub him out. now, if ANY hit succeeds between the families on MY turf, I WILL GET THE AXE, BULLET, MACHETTE, WHATEVER-
 
Matt: okay, okay. the Sindaccos are on the warpath. okay? i mean, something terrible has happened to Johny. i mean, he's in a shock-induced coma at the hospital across town. now, the Forellis. they will take this opportunity to rub him out. now, if ANY hit succeeds between the families on MY turf, I WILL GET THE AXE, BULLET, MACHETTE, WHATEVER-

Latest revision as of 15:29, October 7, 2018

and for the next episode, here's what i thought. we have to make a reference to that one mission in GTA San Andreas where you go pick up Johny Sindacco from the San Francisco hospital and you have to save him from the mafia. here's the script i made:

Kent Paul: Matt, liven yourself up. TF2014 is here.:P

Matt: *gets up* hello.:(

TF2014: what's happening?:I

Maccer: eh, there's some top fanny down that pool, Pabsy.:P

Kent Paul: leave it out, dimlo! what's wrong with you?! *talks to Matt* well, are you gonna tell him or shall i?:I

Matt: ................... i'm really screwed.:(

Kent Paul: crack on, Matt. spit it out.:I

Matt: i threw it all away. okay, i had the power, the money, the ladies, but i couldn't lay off the blow, so i went into rehab. and everything went downhill, but so what? so, when i came out, i started representing Gameloft -again-, and that's how i ended up here. but no one family would trust another to run the casino, so i was put forth as a neutral party. so, now i spend my days waiting for one family to cap me and blame the other one. my only friend is a bird named Tony!>:(

Tony: *parrot screech* i never f***ed anyone over in my life who didn't have it coming to 'em! *parrot screech*

TF2014: s**t, let me think about this. you have to break it down for me real quick.>:I

Matt: okay, okay. the Sindaccos are on the warpath. okay? i mean, something terrible has happened to Johny. i mean, he's in a shock-induced coma at the hospital across town. now, the Forellis. they will take this opportunity to rub him out. now, if ANY hit succeeds between the families on MY turf, I WILL GET THE AXE, BULLET, MACHETTE, WHATEVER-

TF2014: okay, okay. relax. i'm gonna shoot over to the hospital and move the body or something.>:I

Kent Paul: there you go, my love. things ain't so bad, are they?:)

Matt: ugh..............:(

Tony: badabing!

outside of Caligula's

TF2014: so, here i am. about to try and rescue some guy Hanna scared half to death. if he wakes up through all this, i'm screwed.:I

so, what do you think?:)

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