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Audi R8 tyke

aka an R8 driver

  • My occupation is Sleeping while waiting for R8 SE Research and Development while getting hyped for the FH4 LEGO Expansion
  • I am a dank R8 V10 Performance

Hi, I'm Audi R8 tyke, or Pro G* as in my Youtube. Currently, I have 174 cars in Asphalt 8 and I'm looking forward to help this Wiki.

My Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkO-sd8h5495hgtb-AKDRqQ

  • As from 11th May 2019, Youtube channel name was changed to Audi R8 tyke.

About me

  • Been around A8 since 2016
  • Keen to answer questions about Asphalt 8.
  • Loves Audis in the game, despite they're crappy/cancerous.
  • (Off topic) Owns Audi R8s in EVERY RACING GAME I had, which includes CSR 2, RR3 and A8
  • Always dreamed to drive an Audi R8 LMS Ultra Special Edition in the future.
  • Plays A8 in iOS under the name Pro G. (For those who want to find me in MP/TLE)
  • NEVER SPENT A PENNY ON THE GAME
  • Always think that A9 is sh*t.
  • NEVER be able to finish R&Ds. Either I f*cked up in the middle (by either time-outs or troll-tests) or in the last AI. (However, the Maserati Alfieri R&D is an exception. The RX-8 SE R&D is also an execption too.)
  • Last thing I wanna do before my retirement is to get my R8 SE.
  • Might speak random languages

Cars that I'm extremely proud to own

NOTE: DUE TO THE RECENT CHANGES IN ASPHALT 8, THIS PART IS SUBJECTED TO CHANGE GREATLY.

  • Audi R8 LMS Ultra
  • Mazda RX-8 SE
  • Audi R8 e-tron
  • Arrinera Hussarya GT (AHGT)
  • McLaren MP4-31
  • McLaren MP4/8
  • Rezvani Beast Alpha
  • Maserati Alfieri
  • 2018 McLaren X2
  • Merc SLK SE

Cars that I do not want to own

  • Donkervoort "The Donkey" D8 GTO (Why should I get this crap if I get the RX-8?)
  • BMW i8 (You're another stupid example of a failed Class King dethrone, like that HORRIBLE KIMCHI CAR!)
  • TVR Sagaris SE (a Mosler GT3 clone that is an MP wannabe)
  • MV Augusta V4 (Unstable bike 'CLASS KING'. REMOVE WITH AUDI R8!)
  • ALL recent R&D cars (overpriced event which aims to juice every single penny from me)

Multiplayer Favourites

(TBC)

TLE Favourites

Class D: Mazda RX8 (Rank: 1407/1359 [Max Pro Elite Tuning: 0808]) (Going to by Hyundai i30N)

Class C: Maserati Alfieri (Rank: 1586/1586 [MAX PRO])

Class B: Mazda RX-8 SE (Rank 1652 [MAX 5253)

Class A:

  1. Rezvani Besat Alpha (Rank: 1631/1768 [4503 5151])
  2. Mercedes-Benz SLK SE (Tuning: 5535 5253)

Class S: McLaren X2 (Rank 1729 [X2X8])

Cars I plan to get (no matter I hate it or not)

McLaren Mercedes MP4-25 (Epic legend+ Rezvani alternative)

Audi R8 e-tron SE (OP King of A8+BP-buildable+I want my resources back)

Apollo Intensa Emozione ('Nuff said about this)

McLaren 720S (Beautiful car)

Ferrari 488 Pista (I WANT MA RESOURCES BACK!)

I will also plan to get these if token upgrades are removed

Porsche CGT (F*cked up Championship due to Token Upgrade)

BMW Hommage

Mosler SGT

Lamborghini LP770-4

Multiplayer Rivals

Personnaly I'm a peaceful person in MP, but I have some serious rivaly (and sometimes hostility) towards:

-ALL AIE drivers

-ALL X2 drivers

-ALL Donkey drivers

-Clan members, especially RpM clan members

AND here is a list of someone I've raced against in this wiki:

-SurfNSlide

Cars that I hate (Prepare to get yourselves triggered)

  • McLaren MP4/8 (I like it, but I hate it's sluggish speed)
  • The Vanda Dendrobium (Looks hideous+not the best)
  • And the most hateful thing in the Asphalt Universe-The 2006 Ford GT. This thing is the definition of HELL. It is as slow as a snail, a nitrous guzzling Piece Of Crap, crappy drifting and a credit black hole. Poor thing that this gets a lot more common because of new players buying this crap due to the price change. (But hey, it looks nice, and I like the looks)
  • This is the most SINFUL thing in Asphalt- the Donkervroot D8 GTO. It is *that* slow, same price with Miura but way slower. It do not do well in MP but annoying popular. My Supra and even my FURAI eats them up ALIVE. IT DOESN'T DESERVE AN AUDI STRAIGHT-5.
  • AND THERE'S THE NEW DEFINITION OF GARBAGE- The Zenvo ST1. THIS THING... UGLY AS HELL, AS SLOW AS THE DONKEY, AND A MONEY PIT. AND EVEN IT'S NOT THE BEST MID-TIER CLASS A.
  • ALL recent R&D cars: OMG. YOU ALL TRY TO JUICE MY RESOURCES? LET ME EDUCATE Y'ALL, SILLY, BEING OVERPRICED SH*TS ONLY ENCOURAGES ME NOT T WASTE RESOURCES! HA! TAKE ON THIS!

What I do in my blog posts

  • Car Comparison-This is a pretty new idea. Basically, I put 2 cars together for a comparison and find out which car has the edge than the other one. For which car is better, you'll have to decide yourself, as I'm only doing stuff on paper and experience there.
  • Top 5s
  • Consumer advice for current A8


BTW, here's a Big M8:

Big M8

Very dank car meme.

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