So here's some (weird) ideas that I made into short stories instead of long stories. ENJOY!
1. IF ROCKET BOOSTERS WERE IN ASPHALT 8
BMW fanboy: LET'S WIN SOME AUDI-DRIVING B**CHES!
Mercedes fanboy: DEFEAT R8 TYKE AND HIS R8 LMS ULTRA, HE LIKES THAT R8 AND WE BEAT HIM TO MAKE HIM NOT USE AUDI CARS!
Both fanboys: LET'S GO!
3 minutes later...
Me: WHAT TEH HECK YOU HATERS SAYING?
My R8 LMS Ultra: I'M SWAGGING WITH THE ROCKET BOOSTER BRO!
2. IF AUDI R8 TYKE STOPPED DOING ASPHALT STORIES
[THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE LOL]
3. IF MCLAREN P1 BOY HAD AN ARMY OF MCLAREN P1
McLaren P1 Boy: DAMN YOU, VIVENDI GOONS! YOU TOOK MY P1 GTR!
Vivendi goons: SO WHAT? YOU SEND YOUR ARMY OF P1S TO K-(Killed by the P1 Army)
McLaren P1 Boy: I do.
4. IF ASPHALT 8 TURNED INTO A CALCULATOR
Asphalt 8: Today is the day...I turn into a calculator.
Me: NO ASPHALT 8!
(A8 turned into a calculator)
Real Racing 3: HAHA ASPHALT 8! YOU'RE A CALCULATOR NOW! I RULE RACING GAMES NOW!
(RR3 turned into porn DVD)
My RX8: BEST DAY EVER! I GOT A FREE PORN DVD!
These are just some Wednsday joke I suppose, so don't take it seriously. ANYWAYS, BYE FOR NOW!