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Continuing from part 2 (I)

12 hours later, Hong Kong, China

Me: FINALLY GOT BACK TO MY HOME SWEET HOME-HONG KONG! TIME TO UNLOAD THE CARS!

Azefland: WAIT, YOU LIVE IN HONG KONG?

Me: YEAH! And I know A LOT about this city.

My R8 LMS Ultra: I HATE PLANE FLIGHTS! I’MK GONNA PUKE! >=(

TF2014’s SLK SE: Told ya… -_-

My Aventador SV: NO TIME TO WASTE, PEOPLE, FIND THE CARS!

My Biome: My tracking device told me that they’re in… NATHAN ROAD!

Me: THEN C’MON! LET’S BUST VIVENDI!

Meanwhile, in Nathan Road,

Tyler Shax: DAMN, I’m stuck in a jam… an- (car horns from a Prius) F**K YOU, PRIUS DRIVER! (Shoots the Prius)

Vivendi goons: Sir, we tracked down Azelfland and his team. They’re in the Hong Kong International Airport.

Tyler Shax: HAHA! THEY’LL NEVER GET ME THIS TIME! EAT SH*T, PRO G LO! EAT! SH*T! BUT CRAP, we’re keep bringing down big signs… (Car transporter takes down signs) OW! I’M GONNA LEAVE THIS HELLHOLE! (Phones Vincent) VINCENT, I NEED A CHOPPER!

Vincent: IT’S WAITING FOR YOU IN SOMEWHERE IN HONG KONG, JACKA**!

Meanwhile…

Hong Kong Policemen: THESE CARS ARE ILLEGAL IN HONG KONG! FOLKS, IMPOUND THEM! >=(

Me: I TOTALLY GOT THIS. (Use Cantonese to negotiate with the cops)

3 hours later...

Me: DONE! YOU'RE ALL LEGAL IN HONG KONG NOW!

Hong Kong Policewoman: You're free to go! =)

Me: YES! LET’S GO HUNTING!

Meanwhile…

Vivendi goon: WE’RE STUCK!

Tyler Shax: GODDAMMIT! I’LL GO TO CUBA, WHERE TEAM 2 WILL TAKE CARE OF THE OTHER CARS AND YOU! TAKE THESE TO THE SCRAPYARD ON TIME!

Vivendi goon leader: Yes sir.

Back to us…

Me: Biome, where’s the cars now?

My Biome: It’s in.. WHAT? IN A COUNTRY PARK? HOW WAS THAT POSSIBLE?

Me: WHY THEY WOULD GO INSIDE THERE ANYWAYS? Besides, where are they exactly?

My Biome: At the border of the Lion Rock Country Park.

TF2014: WHERE IS THE PARK?

My Biome: In mid-Kowloon.

Me: GREAT, we’re at Nathan Road now and WHAT THE F**K? ALL THE SIGNS FELL DOWN? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

My AMG GT3: Possibly Tyler Shax and Vivendi…-_- WE GOTTA HURRY!

5 hours later, due to the traffic jams and other stuff…

Vivendi goon leader: OH F**K! TEAM AZELFLAND! OPEN FIRE!

(1,000 Vivendi goons fire the guns)

Me: COMO ESTAN, BITCHES! >=D (Takes out the enchanted diamond sword and beheads a Vivendi goon)

Vivendi goon leader: WTF? FOLKS, SHOOT THAT RANDOM TYKE! WE CAN’T LET HIM SCREW THINGS UP!

Me: YOU BET! (Signals my cars to shoot)

(All my cars fire their AK-47s and kills Vivendi goons)

Azelfland: HOW CAN I NOT BEING THE STAR OF THE FIGHT! (Punches a Vivendi goon to death)

Suddenly, a C4 landed on the Vivendi goons.

Vivendi goons: WHAT THE FU-(killed by C4 explosion)

Me: WHAT THE-

The Golden Thunder: SURPRISE, B**CHES! >=D

Azelfland: THE GOLDEN THUNDER! I THOUGHT YOU’RE ON A VACATION!

The Golden Thunder: I WAS! BUT THERE’S SOMEONE STOLE MY GTA SPANO!

Me: TYLER SHAX AGAIN?

The Golden Thunder: You know him?

Me: He’s my nemesis in CSR Racing 2, where he stole cars.

My R8 LMS Ultra: (drives to the Vivendi goon leader) WHERE IS TYLER SHAX? TELL ME!

Vivendi goon leader:  I won’t tell you, b**ch!

My R8 LMS Ultra: F**k yourself, b**ch! (kills the Vivendi goon leader)

My Biome: If my guess is correct, he’ll be in-

My Mercedes Silver Lightning: CUBA.

Me: WAIT! Let me free my cars first…(cracks the cages containing my cars) AND DONE!

My Mazda 6: Thank you dude!

My Supra: We wouldn’t really know what will happen without you and your friends.

Me: Thank me later. NOW, CUBA, HERE I COME!


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