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Continuing from Part 2(III)

Azefland: THERE ARE MORE AND MORE VIVENDI GOONS!

My R8 LMS Ultra: WE MUST KILL THEM AND SAVE THE SLS!

My Aventador SV: YOU’LL GET SIZZLED BACK HOME IF YOU DON’T HELP ME, LAFERRARI!

My LaFerrari: OH OK! (Unlocks the cage containing cars)

The Golden Thunder’s GTA Spano: I’M FREE! DIE YOU NOOBS! (Executes thunder power and kills a bunch of Vivendi noobs)

The Merc SLS GT: (Fighting off my R8 LMS Ultra) CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY MY L33T TIR3Z. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

Suddenly, the GLC 250 Coupe arrived at the scene.

The GLC 250: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY ME L33T MERCEDES GLC 250. I AM TEH SHAX ALLY. I ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY. I RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNA ON THIS L33T HELMET. IT IS HOTNESS. I MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. I LIKE 2 PWN NOOBZ 4 TEH MASTER VIVENDSORZ. U=NOOBZ. GLC=L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT! (Crashes into my R8 LMS Ultra)

My R8 LMS Ultra: OH F**K- (Rammed to the wall by the GLC)

The GLC Coupe: 1 NOOBZ R PWNED. 105 NOOBZ LEFT TO PWN. 99.9% LEFT UNTIL TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

My Ferrari 612: DO SOMETHING, MY FERRARI BROTHERS. WE CAN’T LET THE R8 DIE!

My 458 Italia: (Rams into the GLC) F**K YOU, FAT B**CH!

Me: (panting heavily) Seems like your noobs are failing you, huh?

Tyler Shax: SHUT UP! (Tries to assault me)

Me: NOPE! (Blocks the surprise attack)

Vivendi goons: OH NO! THE R8 IS ON A KILLING RAMPAGE!

The GLC 250: PWNED NOOBZ MUST BE K3PT PWNED. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

My R8 LMS Ultra: GLC…MUST…BE…DESTROYED…ALONG…WITH…VIVENDI NOOBS! (Dashes to the GLC like a missile, killing Vivendi noobs in its way)

My AMG GT3: Uhh…the R8…SEEMED…DIFFERENT.

My Audi TTS Coupe: HE’S LOST HIS MIND! HE’S OFF HIS ROCKERS! HE’S TOTAL MADNESS NOW!

My RS3: Gotta run before he kills us!

My Sbarro Sparta: MADNESS? THIS! IS! SBARRO! SPARTA! (Sparta kicked my R8 LMS Ultra)

My R8 LMS Ultra: Ow. X_X (passes out)

Meanwhile…

Me: CHECKMATE.

Tyler Shax: ARRGH! I LOST! VIVENDI GOONS, RETREAT! I SHALL KILL YOU NEXT TIME, R8 TYKE!

The Mercedes SLS and the GLC: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED.

Tyler Shax: (hops into the SLS) SHUT UP! WE’RE RETREATING! (Drives away with the SLS and the GLC)

Me: That’s a REALLY HARD SWORD FIGHT. What happened to my R8 LMS?

My Mercedes AMG GT3: He went crazy. Luckily, the Sparta stunned him and we’re safe. He was like “MUST KILL THE GLC” and tries to kill the GLC. Maybe we need to find out what’s wrong with him.

Me: BUT anyways, let’s go back to Azefland’s base, as our garage is not big enough. I contacted Audi Sport to repair the RS5, so it’ll be alright when we got back.

ANYWAYS, THAT'S IT DUDES! PART 2 IS UNSUSALLY LONG! 9 PAGES IN MS WORD! HOPE YOU ENJOY IT! BYE FOR NOW!


CLICK HERE TO GO BACK TO PART 2(I): http://asphalt.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Audi_R8_tyke/Asphalt_Stories:_Easter_Special_Part_2(I)

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