So, I got all these 3 yesterday. ANYWAYS, ENJOY!
My Sbarro GT1: R8 tyke? :|
Me: Yeah? :|
My Sbarro GT1: Why are those people keep staring at me? :|
Zoe: Probably they haven’t seen a Sbarro in real life. :|
Sniper 1: (To Sniper 2) Johnny, target found. >:|
Johnny: Copy that. When will we act?
Sniper 1: Wait for our boss’ order. >:|
Back at the Championship…
Me: OK, the instructor told us to be friendly and take a Japanese a ride to work ASAP. I wonder who we will meet later-Oh! There he is! ^_^
(A Japanese boarded the Sbarro GT1)
Me: Hello there, my friend. What’s your name? ^_^
The Japanese: Just call me Kato-san is OK. ^_^
Me: OK, Kato-san. So I guess you’re in a hurry, right? So LET’S GO! >:D (Steps on the accelerator of the GT1)
Some 44 seconds later…
Me: OK, there you go. ^_^
Kato-san: Thanks, young racing driver. Anyways, as a gratitude, I can sell you these documents for 83,000 credits. Interested? ^_^
Me: Sure. :) (Buys the BPs)
Back at the pit lane…
Me: So, that guy just sold me some documents. I really suspect that it’s a Rare BP, and with my luck, it’s probably some repeated BP.
Donald Duck: You so sure? :|
My Sbarro Sparta: Only opening it will tell. (Opens the file and an M14A BP fells out)
Me: OH MY GOD! IT’S THE LAST M14A BP! O_O
My MP4/8: I bet you’re building it again. :|
Me: (While contacting Jake to help me build the car) SH*T! I FORGOT THAT I CAN EARN SERIAL RACING ENGINES FROM ITS CHAMPIONSHIP IF I DON’T ASSEMBLE IT! But whatever, I need some space in my inventory anyways. Besides, the P1 is participating in the Apex Wednesday Engine Cup. :)
My MP4/8: Oh. :|
Zoe: I’M SO DONE WITH THIS! >:(
Me: What’s going on? :|
Zoe: I KEPT FAILING AT THE TIME TRIAL! >:(
Me: Well, pizdec (f*ck). (Phones the 675LT) HEY! ACTIVATE THE DOUBLE CREDITS AND FARM, PLEASE! WE NEED CREDITS HERE!
My Sbarro GT1: Thanks’ guys. If it wasn’t the credits your cars farmed, we’ll never make it to the GF. :)
My 718 Boxster S: Thank us later. NOW, WIN! R8 tyke will take care of you. >:D
During the race…
Sniper 1: The boss told us to aim at the black Sbarro which does crazy stuff.
Johnny: Copy that. (Aims at my GT1’s engine and fired a shot, but it missed and hit the GT1’s rear-right tyre)
Me: What the f*ck?
My GT1: My tires popped! O_O
Me: Well, never under-estimate the ASIAN DRIFT KING! D:< (Drives the GT1 like a drift car)
Sniper 1: WHAT THE F*CK YOU’RE DOING? THE CAR SHOULD EXPLODE! YOU SHOT THE TIRES AGAIN?
Johnny: I guess.
Sniper 1: YOU SUCH IDIOT! >:(
At lap 2…
Sniper 1: One last chance, Johnny. No failing.
Johnny: I know, Braham! >:(
(Johnny missed again and shot the OTHER black Sbarro instead)
Johnny: AND YOU MADE ME MISS! >:(
Braham: YOU DESERVED A PUNCH! >:(
Johnny: YOU DESERVE A SPANK! >:(
(The two snipers fought)
(Sometime later, I won the race)
Me: Well, I really suspect that someone ruined all the fun. >:|
Zoe: Yeah, I always felt that someone tries to shoot the GT1 and failed. :|
My Sparta: (At distance) THIS! IS! SBARRO! SPARTA! D:<
(Screams of the two snipers are heard)
Me: What’s happening?
Scrooge McDuck: Let’s check it out. >:|
At the scene…
Me: What happened, Sparta?
My Sparta: Well, I heard that these snipers are trying to kill you, so I try to sneak onto them when they’re arguing and BOOM! THIS IS SPARTA! >:D
Me: So that means they shot my tires, huh?
My R8 V10 Plus: Most probably. :|
Me: So, let’s go to the Alps tour, and had a nice cup of tea after we’re done. :)
At Vivendi’s Colorado Base…
Vincent: (Singing while playing a piano) Vivendi Evil Incorporated, where being evil is not debat- you know what? I need to finish this someday.
Anais: So, why didn’t the evil jingle play last episode? :|
Vincent: Oh. The band got a day off so no one sang the evil jingle. :P
Anais: Oh. :|
Azefland.exe’s broadcast: ATTENTION ALL VIVENDI VILLAIN SYNDICATE MEMBERS! THERE IS AN URGENT MEETING NOW!
At the meeting…
AHGT.exe: HEHACHI MISHIMA! D:<
Hehachi Mishima: Y..Y..yes sir. ._.;
AHGT.exe: Your MARVELLOUS plan FAILED! MY ALTER EGO AND HIS OWNER ARE GETTING THE GT1! D:<
Azefland.exe: AND YOU DID NOTHING TO STOP MY ALTER EGO FROM GETTING THE SLK! D:<
AHGT.exe: So, I give you ONE! LAST! F*CKING! CHANCE! TO! KILL! MY ALTER! EGO! AND! HIS! FRIENDS! DO YOU SL*TS AND WH*RES UNDERSTAND!?!?!? D:<
All VVS members except both .exes: Y-y-yes sir. ._.;
Vincent: (mutters to himself) Yes, vampire-wannabe AHGT who owns Vivendi.
AHGT.exe: VINCENT BOLLORE! WHAT DID YOU SAY? >:)
Vincent: N-no-nothing, sir. ._.;
AHGT.exe: NOW GO! AND STOP THEM! D:<
Later, in the Alps…
Me: So good to be back home! :D
My AMG GT3: Bro, we missed you. :)
My GLC Coupe: ANYWAYS, how come there are so many Minecraft mobs, like ZOMBIES, oversized SPIDERS and wait. Are oversized spiders normal?
Me: Good only to be killed. (Takes out my enchanted diamond sword)
(After killing the spiders…)
Me: OK, back to business. TIME TO GT1! >:D
Me: WTF man, those spiders, the zombies and all those f*ck keep stopping me from passing the time limit. I guess I have to do this (activates Double credits with 100 tokens) and this. (Attempts to PRO the GT1)
Jake: ARE YOU CRAZY MAN? O_O
My AHGT: Well, you can use the V8 to PRO me, the C3 and the AMG GT3, but I don’t think that PROing the GT1 is good. O_O
Me: DO YOU HONESTLY F*CKING THINK THAT I HAVE A F*CKING CHOICE?!? IF I DON’T F*CKING DO THIS, ALL THE BLOOD, GORE, SWEAT AND TEARS WILL BE WASTED! (Upgrades the GT1 to 5505 0011)>:(
Zoe: Wow. Never seen that R8 tyke got triggered like this. ._.
Amy: Just like how Azefland got triggered by the X2 Championship. ._.
(After some qualifiers)
Me: FINALLY ! THE LAST GRAND FINALE! :D
(A Honda S2000 rolled next to my Sbarro GT1)
My AHGT: VINCENT? O_O
My RX8: JONATHAN? O_O
Zoe: Who’s Jonathan? ._.
My RX8: Oh, R8 tyke decided that if he got the S2K, his name will be Jonathan. ._.
Vincent: OH my “LOVELY” R8 tyke. I can FINALLY see you in the Grand Finale of all Grand Finales! >:)
Me: AND I see you’ve brought an S2K as a gift for me winning. >:)
Vincent: BULLSH*T! I’M HERE TO WIN YOU! >:(
Me: Bring it on, I’m not chickening out. >:)
After I won the Grand Finale…
Me: YES! THE GT1 IS MINE! :D
Vincent: Not so fast! >:) (Snaps his finger)
My Honda S2000: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY ME L33T HONDA S2000. I AM TEH VIVENDI ALLY. I ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY! I RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNA ON THIS L33T HELMET! IT IS HOTNESS. I MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. I LIKE 2 PWN NOOBZ 4 TEH MASTER VIVENDSORZ. U=NOOBZ. S2000=L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!
Suddenly, Vivendi minions
My RX8: DON’T YOU EVER DO THIS! D:< (KDs all of the incoming minions)
My Honda S2000: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED! CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED! TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE! I AM 2 L33T! I OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY MY L33T TIR3Z!
My 675LT: Hey, did R8 tyke ordered 150,000 credits?
Me: TO THE S2K! D:<
(My 675LT inserted a sum of 150,000 credits onto the S2K’s helmet and it instantly broke)
My Honda S2K: Woah… MY HELMET! IT’S BROKEN! OH MAN YES! :D
Vincent: HOW THE F*CK DID YOU HAVE 150,000 CREDITS THAT FAST! I THOUGHT THAT YOU’RE STILL FARMING WITH THE VENENO!
My 675LT: Keep up with time, old hag! I got MAX PROed and can farm faster and more! >:D
My Honda S2000: You trying to make me hurt my friends? You’ll pay! D:<
Vincent: We can talk this out… ._.
My AHGT: NAW SOUP FOR YOU! (Rams Vincent and sends him flying)
Vincent: CURSE YOU-ACHOO! F*CKING ARRINERA, I’LL-ACHOO! REVENGE ON YOU ONE DAY-ACHOO! (Mutters to himself) I forgot to get a jacket, f*ck. X_X
Me: So, S2K, do you mind we all call you “Jonathan”?
My S2K: I liked the name. ^_^
My RX8: So, let’s watch some porn? :P
Jonathan the S2K: Sure. :P
So here it is. The next episode is about the Yamaha FZ-10 and the RX8 SE. STAY TUNED AND CYA!