Well, I'm currently drilling into the-
My RX8: SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE, THIS EPISODE IS NOW AS WEIRD AS A NOODLE! :D
Never mind, I'm going into this episode anyways.
Short 1: The Perverted Car Gang meeting!
Real life me: (breaks the 4th wall) I thought this is the RX8 SE's episode. :|
My RX8: (Also breaks the 4th wall) Yes, but we secretly made the weird bits earlier. :P
Real life me: Oh. :| (disappears)
My RX8: ANYWAYS, welcome, to the 1st annual Perverted Car Gang meeting! I'm your president, the Mazda RX8. Now, we have to take the roll call. Where's the Venom GT?
Azefland's 1967 Chevy Impala: He got punished to run 50 Laps in the Nordschlife.
My RX8: Oh. ANYWAYS, where's the M1?
My Skyline GT-R: I've heard that he's watching porn with Jonathan the S2K and got busted. As a result, they both are punished to sell popcorns in clown outfits.
My RX8: (Laughs) Anyways, since we have over 3 cars, the meeting can start! So, Integra, what is our gang's revenue?
My Integra Type R: It is known to be exactly 0.
My RX8: WHAT? I REMEMBERED TO SAVE THAT SUM OF CREDITS! THOSE 10,000 CREDITS! O_O
3 Hours later, in a local bank...
My RX8: Oh you...
(In the CCTV recording, I took the sum of 10,000 credits away)
Azefland's 1967 Chevy Impala: Whoops, I inserted the sum into R8 tyke's bank account. :P
Azefland's Datsun 280Z: WHY YOU... >:(
My RX8: F*CK YOU, IDIOT! I TOLD YOU TO WEAR GLASSES! YOU MUST BE WATCHING PORN TOO MUCH AND THE TV SCREWED YOUR EYES! >:(
My R8 LMS Ultra: Actually, I told R8 tyke to took that sum away, to ensure that you have no money to buy porn. :P
(All my JDMs, along with Azefland's retro cars, beat my R8 LMS Ultra up)
Short 2: What happens to the Venom GT?
Meanwhile, at the Nordschlife...
TF2014's Venom GT: OH MY F*CKING GOD, THE FINISHING LINE IS NEAR! I CAN FINALLY LEAVE THIS HELLHOLE! :D
My AHGT: NITRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:< (Rushes to TF2014's Venom GT)
(Suspense music plays)
My AHGT: Hi. >:)
TF2014's Venom GT: SON OF A-(gets KDed by my AHGT)
TF2014: Whoops, you failed. >:)
TF2014's Venom GT: C'mon, KDs AREN'T counted as wrecks. :P
TF2014: Nope. KDs ARE wrecks. REDO THE CHALLENGE! D:<
TF2014's Venom GT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- D:<
Spongebob Squarepants narrator: A few moments later...
TF2014: Here's your money, AHGT. You can buy whatever you want. ^_^
My AHGT: Thanks, bro. This sum is perfect for a poor car who have no money. ^_^
Short 3: Vincent's Youtube Life!
Vincent: Hello, guys, today, I'm showing you the quickest way to get MOAR horsepower. You see this car? (Camera moves to my R8 LMS Ultra) Well, it is stock. A quickfire way is (takes out a Honda "Type R" sticker) THIS. JUST SLAP ON THE TYPE R AND YOU'RE DONE! :D
Meanwhile, in my dreams...
Me: OMFG, I'M WINNING THAT X2! (The X2 tries to overtake me) Nope, buddy, nope! Never gonna let you scratch the liv-(The X2 bumped onto my R8 LMS Ultra)
Suddenly, I woke up.
Me: I have a bad feeling about this. Well, I'm checking the R8 LMS. :|
At my garage...
Vincent: So, you got a "car-ful" of Type R stickers, it's time, for this cardboard wing! :)
Me: Vincent? The f*ck you're doing here! (Sees my R8 LMS' racing livery has been ruined by Type R stickers) DO YOU EVEN HAVE IDEA HOW MUCH I BOUGHT THIS LIVERY? YOU'LL PAY! D:<
Vincent: We can talk this-ARGH! PLEASE-ARGH! DON'T HIT MY FACE! O_O (Gets punched by me for a full hour)
Short 4: My RX8's Youtube Life (Part 1)
My RX8: Hello, guys, I'm the RX8 and today, we're doing some porn review. So sit back, grab a toilet roll, and enjoy! :D
(After a few porn review...)
My RX8: ANYWAYS DUDES-
Jonathan the S2000: Hey, where's my favourite porn? RX8! D:<
My RX8: See ya. O_O (Turns off the camera)
Jonathan the S2000: YOU STOLE MY PORN, BUDDY! It's getting on my nerves. >:(
My RX8: We can talk this out. O_O
Danny the NSX: My porn has also been stolen! (Sees his porn DVD in the RX8's garage) DAFUQ YOU'RE DOING! WE SHOULD ENJOY PORNS TOGETHER, F*GGOT! >:(
My RX8: THAT'S COMMUNISM! O_O
Jonathan the S2000: ANYWAYS, if you steal our porns, you deserve PUNISHMENT! >:(
(Danny the NSX and Jonathan the S2000 proceeds to beat up the RX8)
Short 5: The return... of a nemesis
In Vivendi's Secret Room in the Colorado Base...
Vivendi Evil Jingle: Vivendi Evil Incorporated! :D
Vincent: So AHGT.exe-
AHGT.exe: YOU GOT PUNCHED YOUR FACE LIKE PATHETIC FOOLS? I'M DISAPPOINTED! >:(
Azefland.exe: Well I-
AHGT.exe: WITH MY UNHOLY POWERS, I HAVE REVIVED... THE BMW M3 BOY AND HIS BMWS! >:D
BMW M3 Boy's BMW M6 from the reverse dimension: Porn, guys? :P
AHGT.exe: ... please kill me. ._.
Azefland.exe: But you ARE UNDEAD, as you're dead already, right?
AHGT.exe: Please LEAVE ME ALONE! I LOATHE AND HATE PORNS! ARGH! (Rushes out the room) D:
BMW M3 Boy's BMW M6 in the reverse dimension: ...Does he... HATE PORNS? >:(
BMW M3 Boy: ... I guess he just got a wee bit of sunlight on his face. ._.
Anais: Did I forgot to close the curtains in this secret room? I guess AHGT.exe just made contact with sunlight as he just went into the bathroom. ._.
Azefland.exe: IDIOT! HE IS PHOTOPHOBIC AND EVEN A BIT OF SUNLIGHT DRIVES HIM MAD! >:(
BMW M3 Boy: Sh*t I forgot my M6 is a perv. ._.
All VVS members: ...... ._.
Short 6: My RX8's Youtube Live (Part 2)
My RX8: Hello, guys, I am going to introduce you my friends. Now, let's begin. Here's R8 tyke. UNLESS you want his RS4 flattens you, you shouldn't say-
Random Vivendi goon who loves to play GTA: BULLSH*T! THE AUDI R8 JUST COPIED THE OBEY 9F! >:(
My RS4: AND HIS NAME IS THE RS4! >:D (Flattens that goon while John Cena's theme rolls)
My RX8: Wow. OK, let's move on. So she's Cynthia the Rabbit and she likes muffins! :D
Cynthia: You want a muffin? :)
My RX8: (To Cynthia) Yes please. :)
BMW M3 Boy's M3 SE from the reverse dimension: I_heard_that_there_are_very_good_muffins_here. :)
Cynthia: I guess you want some. :) (Gives a muffin to the M3 SE from the Reverse Dimension)
My RX8: If you don't want your head blown up by a BIG rolling pin, you shouldn't say-
BMW M3 Boy's M3 SE from the reverse dimension: This_cupcake_is_nasty! Worst_cupcake_in_the_world! >:P
Cynthia: WHAT DID YOU SAY, PUNK? D:< (Whacks the M3 SE from the reverse dimension with a big rolling pin)
My RX8: Anyways, that M3 is a jerk. AND here's Azefland. Apparaently, he thinks that Vivendi is the evil company, (whispers to the camera) But actually, EA is the most evil-
Azefland: EXCUSE ME? >:(
Me: VIVENDI IS MORE EVIL THAN EA! >:(
Azefland: You deserve a good punish! >:(
My RX8: Oh please don't- (gets beaten up while the camera fells onto the floor) ARGH! STAHPPIT! ARGH! VIVENDI IS MORE EVIL THAN EA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! ARGH! X_X
3 minutes later...
Me: (To the camera) So thanks for watchin' and see you next time! (Puts down the camera and it films me scraping off my R8 LMS Ultra's racing livery) Jesus, just c'mon. Those jerks.
BMW M3 Boy's BMW M3 SE from the reverse dimension: Please_don't_kill_me! O_O
Cynthia: (while chasing the M3 SE from the reverse dimension with a big chainsaw) NO SOUP FOR YOU! IF I EVER CATCH YOU, YOU'LL BE SAWED INTO PIECES! D:<