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(Wow that's a long title OK I admit it it is the longest blog title in Asphalt Wiki blog posts because it cannot describe the episode without a long enough title is that OK for you?)

So the Rimac Concept S is here, and I got it's less extreme, but road-going brother-the Concept S. AND to make this season interesting, I introduced the Power of the Zodiac Constellations to cars (TBH the refrence goes to the Battle Spirits franchise, but among request, I may also do other anime framchises revolving the Zodiac Constellations) and characters from the reverse dimension. ANYWAYS, ENJOY!

Indianapolis Motor Speedway, USA

Me: That’s pretty good. Considering you nearly got blew up. ^_^

My R8 LMS Ultra: That’s a nice thing to hear about. ^_^

My Gallardo LP560-4: Is it necessary for us to stay in this hot as hell place to race? :|

My R8 V10 Plus: Shut up. We’re here for the- ARRRRRGH, THE F*CK’S SAKE. >:(

Vincent: Well hello, R8 tyke. >:)

Me: VINCENT?!?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? >:(

Vincent: Simple. We would-OOF! X_X (Gets rammed by my Gallardo)

My Gallardo: NO ONE MESSES WITH US, BIATCH! >:(

Vincent: WAIT WAIT WAIT! I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING! O_O

My R8 LMS Ultra: What? >:|

Vincent: Well, some time ago…

2 days ago…

Azefland.exe: IMBECILES! FOOLS! NINCOMPOOPS! YOU IDIOTS FAILED US AGAIN! AZEFLAND GOT THE EGOISTA! >:(

Boswer: But that’s not-

Azefland.exe: SHUT YOUR STINKY MOUTH! WE WILL HAVE GRAVE DANGER AFTERWARDS! >:(

Dr. Eggman: Can you explain why, my master? :|

Azefland.exe: You heard of the Zodiac Constellations? FOOLS? >:(

Vincent: Yes. So what? :|

Azefland.exe:  The Zodiac Constellations have great power given to a chosen one, but as far as I can tell, the Egoista had the power of the Taurus, but we don’t know when will it discover. >:|

Vincent: Then what is so important then? :|

Azefland.exe: The power of all the Zodiac constellations will be powerful enough to wipe off Azefland from Earth… without a weapon or a fight. BUT MY HOPE’S VANISHED! >:(

Dr. Eggman: Well, I’ve been tinkering on a weapon utilizing on finding these powers, and I just detected the power of the Cancer. It’s on one of that Audi guy’s car. >:|

Azefland.exe: THEN GO BRING ME THE CAR WHICH POSESSES THAT POWER! >:(

(Flashback ends)

Vincent: AND we figured that it’s your Hussarya GT. So, can you-OOF! X_X (Gets uppercut by me)

Me: CAN YOU SHUT YOUR F*CKING MOUTH? >:(

My Gallardo: Maybe we should leave. >:|

Me: Agreed. (Teleports with my cars using ender pearls)

Vincent: DAMN YOU! AUDI R8 TYKEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

Back at my garage, Alps

My BMW M6: Ahh. Much better. No crammed space in the Munich hellhole. :D

My AHGT: Guys, I felt weird- :|

My 675LT: BEHOLD, FOLKS, THE LONG TAIL-INATOR! >:D (Evil music plays)

My 570S: What does it do? :|

My 675LT: IT CAN TRANSFORM WHAT CAR IT HITS TO THE LONG TAIL FORM, EVEN WHEN IT DOESN’T HAVE ONE! AHA! >:D

My 570S: Then lemme try. >:(  (Robs the Long Tail-inator from my 675LT)

My 675LT: NO, 570S! THAT’S NOT A TOY! O_O;

(Me and my cars teleported into the building)

My 570S: FOR SCIENCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! >:D (Fires the Long Tail-inator to my R8 LMS Ultra)

My R8 LMS Ultra: What the-hey, my ass looked like some Le Mans racecar from the 90s! Awesome! ^_^

My 675LT: I’M SO SORRY DUDE! O_O (Uses the “splitter” function of the Long Tail-inator and splits my R8 LMS Ultra and the Long Tail version of him)

LT version of my R8 LMS Ultra: Man, that was cool! :D

My R8 LMS Ultra: Hmm. A Long Tail version of myself? Awesome! ^_^

LT version of my R8 LMS Ultra: Hey guys. I’m the Audi R8 Long Tail, or Audi R8 LT for short. Nice to meet you! :D

Me: Nice to meet you, R8 LT. Now, so-

My AHGT: HELLO? ANYBODY LISTEN TO ME? >:(

Me: So, Hussarya GT. >:|

My AHGT: What? Why the serious face? :|

Meanwhile, in Vivendi’s 5th base…

The Vivendi jingle: Vivendi Evil Incorporated! :D

Azefland.exe: VINCEEENNNNTTTTTTT??????? >:(

Vincent: You like this jingle? :)

Azefland.exe: NO! I HATE IT! IT’S A RIP OFF! BTW, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! GO AND GET THE POWER OF THE CANCER! D:<

The Alps, Switzerland

Me: Farming just got easier, isn’t it? ^_^

My Veneno: Yup. :)

My AHGT: So the Rimac Concept S is here. >:|

Me: Really, let’s go check. :)

At the R&D Lab…

Lab technician 1: Welcome, Audi R8 tyke. I’m the head technician there. ^_^

Me: Nice to meet ya. ^_^

Lab Technician 2: So here is your Rimac Concept S.

My Rimac Concept S: Well hello, my petrol-consuming friends, I’m the-

My R8 e-tron: Wait. I run on electricity. ._.

My Concept S: Oop. Sorry. Well, shall we begin? :)

My AHGT: YES! LET’S GO! >:)

A tiny voice: Over here, d*ckheads!

Me: WHO IS SPEAKING? >:|

The tiny voice: In the parcel, stupid! >:(

My R8 LT: Which one? There are SO MANY of them! O_O;

The tiny voice: THE SMALLEST, YOU IDIOT!  >:(

(My R8 LT ripped the packaging of the parcel)

My Rimac Concept One: FINALLY I’M OUT FROM THIS SH*T WRAP!  Oh hey there, people! ^_^

My Rimac Concept S: Wait. MY LITTLE BROTHER? I THOUGH YOU’RE DEAD! O_O

My Rimac Concept One: LISTEN, SOME D*CKHEAD SHRUNK ME INTO TOY SIZE! SOMEONE RETURN ME TO NORMAL! O_O

Me: (Yawns) I’m not interested in you. ._.

My Rimac Concept One: OH C’MON! I’LL GIVE YOU THE INFO OF THE LOS ANGELES BASE OF VIVENDI IF YOU SAVE ME! >:(

Me: That’s a deal. But first, you’ll watch your brother race. :)

My Rimac Concept S: FINE! >:(

After the Tokyo test…

Me: There you go, 350,000 credits. ^_^

(My Rimac Concept One returns to normal size again)

My Rimac Concept One: Aww, thank you. ^_^

Vincent: (Jumps outta nowhere) GOTCHA, BITCH! GIMME YOUR AHGT OR THIS WILL BE YOUR GRAVE HERE! >:(

My AHGT: (Shivers in rage) MY! NAME! IS! NOT! THE! A! H! G! T! D:<

(Suddenly, something came out from an Ultra Wormhole and fused with my AHGT)

My Rimac Concept S: WTF IS THAT, DUDE? O_O

My R8 LT: I DON’T KNOW, MAN, BUT THE HUSSARYA GT SEEMS MORE POWERFUL! O_O

My AHGT: WOW. Can’t believe that I REALLY had the power of the Cancer! AND those pinches are AWESOME! I LIKE IT! >:)

Vincent: F*CK YOU, IDIOTS, GOONS! CAPTURE THE ARRINERA!

(The goons try to take on my AHGT one by one, but all failed)

Vincent: WTF? WHY CAN’T THE GOONS TAKE ON IT ONE BY ONE! O_O

My AHGT: Simple. >:)

My Rimac Concept One: That originated from the Battle Spirits anime, where the Cancer X-Rare and it’s Brave Version made two enemies to block their attack mandatory. >:)

My R8 LT: WAIT. SPEAK ENGLISH, CROATIAN! EXPLAIN YOUR BATTLE SPIRITS TERMS! O_O

My Rimac Concept One: I’ll explain it later. :P

My RS3: WHY IS EVERYONE EVEN AND EVEN MORE OTAKU, ANYONE EXPLAIN?!?! >:(

My R8 LMS Ultra: Did the Rimac just watch too much anime-AH SH*T! I WATCHED THE BATTLE SPIRITS ANIME BEFORE! (Face-palms himself)

My R8 LT: Whatever. Let’s kick this Vincent guy outta here. -_-

MICROAGGRESSION! HIT HIM! >:D

My R8 LMS Ultra: LET’S DO THIS, R8 LT! >:D

My R8 LT: I’m always ready! >:D

My R8 LMS Ultra and my R8 LT: ULTIMATE AUDI FUSION!!!!!! D:<

(After a blinding white flash)

My R8 LMS Ultra: BEHOLD, THE R8 LMS DTM EDITION IS HERE TO SLAY! >:D

Vincent: OH GOD NOT THE-(Gets punched to the skies) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU, AUDI R8 TYKE! I’LL BE BACK TO GET THE POWER OF THE CANCER! (Disappears from sight) X_X

Back to my garage in the Alps…

My Rimac Concept One: So I promised you guys to explain those terms in the Battle Spirits anime. Well, Braves are used for fusion and X-Rares are the rarest kind of cards. AND they feature awesome abilities.  :P

Me: So Concept_One, you’ve-

My Concept One: Yup. They came for me because they somehow they figured out  that I had their plans. And I can tell you a bit more. The Vivendi guys tries to use the power of the Zodiac Constellations to wipe YOU and some man called Azefland from their existence. AND they got me because not only I got their plans, but also this. >:| (Fused with the Aquarius brave from Battle Spirits)

My AHGT: SOO….. you’re the one with the power of the Aquarius, right?

My Concept_one: Yup. >:|

Me: OH GOD, Vincent will hunt us like MAAADDDD… >:|

Meanwhile, in Vivendi Evil Dirigible…

The Vivendi jingle: Vivendi Evil Dirigible! :D

Azefland.exe: FOOLS, NINCOMPOOPS! THE AUDI GUY NOT ONLY GOT THE POWER OF THE CANCER, BUT ALSO THE POWER OF THE AQUARIUS!  WHEN CAN YOU DO THINGS PROPERLY, SPIDER BRAINS! >:(

Vincent: BUT-

Azefland.exe: ENOUGH EXCUSES! IF YOU ALL IMBECILS DON’T DO THINGS PROPERLY, THEN I’LL DO IT! >:(

Entity 303: Lord, we can come out with the greatest plan. Remember the Ophiuchus?

Azefland.exe: Hmm…hmm…YES!!!!!! THE ULTIMTE DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF THE OPHIUCHUS!!!!

Entity 303: That’s right! My lord! If we can use it, Azefland is definitely RUINED!

All villains in Vivendi Evil Incorporated: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! >:D

Azefland.exe: AND more, I’ve summoned Team Azefland from the Reverse Dimension. BEHOLD, THE REVERSE OF THE AUDI R8 TYKE-THE BMW M3 BOY! >:D

(An Ultra Wormhole was summoned, along with the BMW M3 Boy)

BMW M3 Boy: Wait, Azefland.exe. You want ME to work with these bastards? Ugh. >:(

Azefland.exe: ARGH, SHUT UP, BMW M3 BOY! WE ALL WANT TO DEFEAT Team Azefland in this dimension! AND YOU are going after your reverse counterpart! THAT AUDI-HUGGING F*CKTARD! >:(

BMW M3 Boy: OH GOD AUDI DRIVERS? Ha, you found the right person! In MY dimension, I hunt and kill EVERY AUDI DRIVERS! AHA! >:D

AND here it is-the first episode of Season 3. Hope y'all enjoy it and see you next episode.

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