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Yup. Just assembled the Sazan LM and decided to give up on the Concept_S R&D. I really need to save some A-Class parts for the Rezvani Beast Alpha and the S-Class parts for the McLaren X2. Anyways, let's get straight to it.

My 570S: So the AIs are rigged after all. >:|

Me: No wonder I kept failing at the improved “Hunter Eighties” AI! >:(

My R8 e-tron: Hey dudes I got 2 more BPs for the ONUK Sazan LM! :D

Me: NICE. :)

My 675LT: I wonder when will you going to MAX PRO me. :|

Me: When I get the final V8. :P

Zoe: ACTUALLY… we got all the blueprints for the Sazan LM. :)

My Aventador SV: So how we can find it?

My NEMESIS: According to my internal data, it’s at the prison cells in the 18th floor. In Vivendi’s base in LA. >:|

My R8 LMS Ultra: WHO. THE HECK. WILL. PUT A CAR. ON TOP. OF A BUILDING. >:(

My SLR McLaren: So I invented this! The Infinite-drop-inator!

My 570S: So what does this thing do? :|

My SLR McLaren: Simple. It can make ender pearls suspend into the air for a prolonged period of time. With a snap of a finger, the ender pearls will drop to the ground. :)

Me: Perfect for a rescue mission. >:)

My Biome: I thought that us Mercedes sucks at building things. :|

My MP4/8: That’s because the SLR has also the genes of us McLarens, which makes it good at building things, preferably machines. :P

My Peugeot SR1, my Maserati MC12 and my Biome: I want to join this mission too, as we need to show females can also capable. >:|

Me: OK. So, I just somehow got a crap ton of ender pearls in this chest. So… I guess drop an ender pearl into that Infinite-drop-inator? :|

(After droping the ender pearls into the Infinite-drop-inator and activated it)

Me: LET’S GO AND WHIP SOME VIVENDI ASSES! >:D

6 hours later…

Vivendi evil jingle: (In CSI-Miami Style) VIVENDI EVIL INCORPORATED! :D

Me: So, we will come out with a plan to get inside it. >:|

Vivendi goon: (Sees Zoe’s breasts) WOW. BOOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSS! :D

My AHGT: Well, do we need to fly?

My Audi TTS: We can shoot the guards! >:D

Zoe: Sir, would you please lift your hands of my breasts please? :|

My AMG GT3: UH-OH! PERVERTED GOONS! >:P

Me: WHAT THE F*CK MAN! EARTH TO THE PERVS! >:(

Vivendi goon: (Lifts his hand of Zoe’s breasts) Oh, dear. O_O;

My R8 LMS Ultra: (In a Uganda Knuckles image) DO U KNOW DAT IF AUDI R8 TYKE HATES U, I’LL COME AND BUST U? >:(

Vivendi goon: Aww man, that sucks. BTW your Uganda Knuckles impression sucks. >:P

My RS4: (Flattens the Vivendi goon) AND HIS NAME IS THE RS4! >:D (John Cena theme rolls)

My Aventador SV: Just bust the door and we’re in! VULCAN COMPETITIOR FUSION! >:D

AHGT Destroyer Edition: WATCH THIS! THE SIGMAXISS RIFLE! >:D (Charges the rifle, and then fires it to bust a hole on the base)

My AMG GT3: WOW. EPIC GUNDAM AGE WEAPON! :O

Meanwhile…

Anais: BAD NEWS! The R8 f*ck blew a hole in our base! O_O

Vincent: WHAT! >:(

AHGT.exe: HE’S GOING FOR THE POWER OF THE LIBRA! GO AND GET HIM! >:(

Meanwhile, in the 1st floor…

My RS5: OH GOD! A LOT OF VIVENDI GOONS! O_O

Vivendi goon: SURRENDER! OR YOU’LL BE TOAST! >:(

My W12: I’m tired of all this bull crap. -_- (Fuses with the Vigro brave form the Battle Spirits franchise)

Vivendi goons in the whole base: F*CK! WE’RE FROZEN IN PLACE! O_O

10 Minutes later…

AHGT.exe: WHAT THE F*CK! WHY THE AUDI R8 F*CK APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME! WHERE ARE THE GOONS! D:<

Vincent: Sir, the goons are frozen in place and can’t move nor attack. :(

AHGT Destroyer Edition: We’ll BUST you IN NO TIME! >:)

AHGT.exe: Not so fast, nincompoops! >:) (Honks the car horn and separates the AHGT Destroyer Edition)

My AHGT: WHAT? O_O

My MP4-31: He… separated us with a car horn? O_O

My ONUK Sazan LM: Hey guys. ^_^

AHGT.exe: YOU!!!!! YOU’RE S’POSED TO BE LOCKED! WHY ARE YOU HERE! D:<

My Peugeot SR1, my MC12 and my Biome: ‘Cuz I freed him. >:)

AHGT.exe: GOOD RIDDANCE! AUDI R8 TYKE! D:< (charges up the anti-particle thunder)

Me: (snaps my fingers and hopped into the ONUK Sazan LM)

AHGT.exe: DIE! D:< (Strikes with the anti-particle thunder)

In a split second before the strike…

My Sazan LM: WE’RE GONNA DIE! WE’RE GONNA- (teleported away with me and with my other cars) O_O;

3 miles away…

(The Vivendi base went up with a large ‘BOOM’ and a mushroom cloud rises at its place)

3 minutes later…

(All the villains in the base are sitting on the ground, covered with ashes and with afros instead of their usual hairdo)

AHGT.exe: Did I strike them? :|

Azefland.exe: NO, YOU FOOL! THEY TELEPORTED AWAY AND YOU BLEW OUR BASE UP! D:<

AHGT.exe: YOU BLAME ME? CURSE YOU, AUDI R8 TYKE! BTW, IF YOU’RE HELPING ME TO PIN THEM DOWN, THEY’LL GET DESTROYED! YOU FOOLS FOILED MY PLAN! D:< (Zaps Vincent, Anais, Hehachi Mishima, Boswer and Azefland.exe with a thunder)

Back in my Alps base…

My Sazan LM: -DIEE-wait. I’m alive? O_O

Me: Yup. ^_^

My Sazan LM: THANKS, DUDE! :D

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