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Yes, I feel like too late when I uploaded this BEFORE I reach Test 44. BUT anyways, I managed to survive all the shenanigans before that. Though, my token reserve bankrupted. Also, I got the FZ-10 and did LOTS of upgrades to the Sparta before the R&D. Without talking anymore sh*t, let's move on. The whole sh*t happens when Azefland is doing is One-77 EDD.

After the GT1 Championship…

(My Sbarro Sparta looked at me with puppy eyes)

Me: I GOT IT, you want some PRO tuning?

My Sparta: Yup. ^_^

(After tuning the Sparta’s PRO tuning to 5455)

Me: You have to wait for the last suspension upgrade, as I am still finding the last one.

My Sparta: I can wait. ^_^

My 458 Italia: Have you ever felt that R8 tyke is nicer than before?

My GT-R (R35): Yeah, he used to never PRO us. Look. He MAXed you and the CTS-V back in the SLR EDD, and now he’s PRO TUNING the Sparta? O_O

My RX8: Besides, he completed my final suspension tune a few months ago.

My Furai: BUT HE STILL DOESN’T PRO TUNE ME! >:(

My M14A: That’s because he wants to use the Wankels in the best car. :P

My RX8: Wait. M14A? O_O

My M14A: It’s been a long time, bro. ^_^

My MP4/8: WE MISSED YOU! :D

My Evora Sport 410: (Busts the door)

Me: (Face-palms) I TOLD YOU NOT TO BUST DOORS! UGH! >:(

My Evora Sport 10: LISTEN! THE RX8 SE R&D IS COMING! AND I SNATCHED A SECRET FILE ABOUT THE R&D! O_O

Me: What is it? 44 Tests? But I didn’t even finished your R&D!

My Evora Sport 410: Well, I can help, as the R&D reuses the layout of mine. ^_^

My Supra: Well, did someone say "RX8 SE R&D"? :P

My RX8: My brother! Maybe he just bought me porn-

Me: DON'T. EVER. MENTION. IT! >:(

Zoe: So, we go and register?

Me: I guess so.

My Evora Sport 410: WAIT! In this document, it says: The R&D will give out 8 Rotaries, and for the minimum tune to pass the R&D, 10 are needed.

Me: SH*T! I ONLY GOT 1 NOW! BUT whatever, a 5 Km/h slower car doesn’t affect the time. :P

At the R&D Lab…

My RX8 SE: Nice to meet you guys! And I can see you got my little brother. ^_^

My RX8: DUDE WE MISSED YOU! DO YOU GOT US-

My RX8 SE: Hey dudes, you want some? ^_^ (Gives my Supra some hardcore porn)

My Supra: OH GEEZ! HARDCORE PORN! I WANT MORE! :D

Me: Oh god, not again... -_-

My RX8 SE: (To me) AND for you, I got you this. ^_^ (Opens the trunk)

Me: OH! THE LAST YAMAHA FZ-10 BP! O_O

My RX8 SE: So, we begin?

My Silvia Rocket Bunny: Your body kit is similar to mine. O_O

My RX8 SE: Coincidence, I guess? :P

Meanwhile, in Vivendi’s Colorado Base….

Mike458: Sir, R8 tyke participated the R&D for the RX8. >:|

Vincet: GOOD. Now, you know what we gonna do? We make him f*ck up on the free upgrades, so he cannot bypass them and win the car! >:)

Anais: AND I’m going to beat him up, considering that he kidnapped me and frankly, he’s skinny. :P

AHGT.exe: AND remember, hit him in the arms, so that he cannot steer the car. >:P

Hehachi Mishima: I’ll go too, to hit him in the legs so that he cannot even step on the gas pedal! >:D

All villains in the VVS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! >:D

Back at the lab, after the first 3 tests…

My RX8 SE: WOW. That’s some SEXY drivin’ you have. ^_^

Me: Thanks. ^_^

Anais: (At distance) BUT THE MAD SKILLS STOP RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! >:)

Me: ARGH, those debils. >:(

Hehachi Mishima: I promise you, M3 Boy rip off, you’ll be handicapped after today-OOF! X_X (Gets rammed over by my R8 LMS Ultra)

My R8 LMS Ultra: DON’T YOU EVER TRY AND HURT US! D:<

Anais: Weird. This R8 LMS used to wear a livery, but why does it wear silver paint now?

My RS5: That’s because you whores messed with the painting! >:(

Anais: (Breaks the 4th wall) Hold on, I thought the weird story bits remains there.  O_O

Real life me: (Also breaks the 4th wall) Hidden rule 1: Weird story bits are part of the official legacy. :P

Me: (Also breaks the 4th wall) You know what? JUST F*CK OFF! REAL LIFE SELF! >:(

Real life me: OK. (Disappears)

Anais: (reveals her boxing  outfit) ANYWAYS, LET’S HAVE A 12 ROUNG BOXING MATCH! YOU CAN’T EVEN SURVIVE IN THE 1ST ROUND! D:<

My MP4-29: ROUND 1, AUDI R8 TYKE VERSUS ANAIS AND HEHACHI MISHIMA, BEGIN! D:<

Anais and Hehachi Mishima: (In sync) WE WILL SNAP YOU LIKE A TWIG! D:<

Me: (Grabs Hehachi Mishima single-handed and throws him onto the ground)

Anais: WHAT? O_O

My R8 V10 Plus: Don’t underestimate Audi R8 tyke. Even without his enraged mode, he can lift, due to excessive Minecraft playing. >:)

Hehachi Mishima: (Rubbing his butt) Ow, that hurts. X_X

Me: PREPARE… FOR THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT! D:<

All my cars: YEAH! GO FOR IT! :O (Cheers for me as I smite Anais and Hehachi Mishima)

After 10 minutes of abusing…

My RX8: F*CK OFF, SLUTS! D:< (Rams Anais and Hehachi Mishima into the air)

Anais: Ow… X_X

Hehachi Mishima: I’LL WILL COME BACK FOR YOUuuuuuuu….. D:< (Disappears with Anais)

Me: ANYWAYS, LET’S MOVE ON!

ANYWAYS, this is the end of this episode. See ya next time!

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