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OK, killed Lab 3 in few days and got mysdelf the Onyx. Enjoy.

In Lab 2…

RanDy: Human, I must defeat you, as it’s my duty as an AI. >:|

Me: Sure thing. :)

My Alfieri: Hang on, what about the sub-bases? :|

My NEMESIS: Do not worry. They’re dead before they’re even born. :P

Me: True. ^_^

RanDy: Now, RanDy is going to prepare the next race with you. REPARE TO LOSE! >:| (Walks away)

Me: Jake. Can you help me something? :)

Jake: Sure. :)

(We jacked up the Maserati and starts removing the engine, the tires and the gearbox)

My Alfieri: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO ME?! O_O

Me: To fit a couple of Fusion Parts. >:|

My Alfieri: What are fusion parts? :|

My LB RS5: It’s one way to buff our performance. Swapping out stock parts with better OEMs made from factory. :)

My Alfieri: Oh, I see. :|

My Civic Type R: Here, hold this. :) (Hands me over an Stage 6 Intake Upgrade intended for the Ghibli S Q4)

Me: Not sure will this work, though… :|

My Alfieri: A new intake? For me? :D

Me: I’m not sure. It’s originally for the Ghibli Q4, BUT I’ll try and fit it onto you. :)

Meanwhile…

My RX-8: Sneakily… ‘:|

Danny the NSX: Stealthily… ‘:|

Jonathan the S2K: Don’t let them-

My AMG GT3: WHERE ARE YOU PERVS BEEN! >:(

My RX-8: Oh sh*t. O_O’

My R8 e-tron: YOU’RE GROUNDED, PERVS! FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR! >:D

My Supra: Wait. Why are you… black? :|

My R8 e-tron: We’re gonna play stealth now! Hurry, AMY! >:|

Amy: You got this. >:| (Sprays my JDMs black)

My RX-8: EW! WHAT FILTHY COLOUR IS THIS! X_X

Jonathan the S2K: Hey! I look…gentleman in black! :D

Meanwhile…

My Ferraris: GET THE FILTHY BLACK OFF FROM US! WE ONLY LOOK GOOD IN ROSSO CORSA! >:(

Back to the R&D…

RanDy: PREPARE TO LOSE, HUMAN! >:(

Me: I’m not giving you this time. >:|

(After an intense race…)

Me: YAY! I WON!AND I need to do this! (uses the free upgrade to upgrade to MAX Top Speed) :D

RanDy: NOOO!!!!! X_X (breaks down)

(a group of scientists rushed into the scene and took RanDy away)

Scientist 1: I’m sorry, sir. May you please go to Lab 3?I have something to say. >:|

Me: OK. >:|

At Lab 3’s pantry…

Me: You mean… O_O

Scientist 1: Yup. RanDy shut himself down. :(

Scientist 2: Maybe his defeat hit him too hard. :(

Me: I’m terribly sorry about that. :(

Scientist 1: No no no! Stop being so regretful, my friend! We won’t blame you! Look, we have our technicians who can fix him! Your friend is helping them too. :)

Me: O…kay. :|

Scientist 1: Just remember NOT to let him SO upset, OK? :)

Me: I’ll try my best. :)

At the 3rd AI race…

Scientist 1: RanDy is ready for another race on the Great Wall. He's been training incessantly. Can you just let him win? He'll go crazy if he doesn't win. Please? :(

Me: Erm… OK. JUST this once. :|

(After a lost and a comeback…)

Scientist 1: Oh boy... Oh boy... Our AI is really freaking out. Why couldn't you just let him win? Ugh... Go to the Alps and race. We'll fix this... hopefully. >:|

Me: … OK. Why not?

After some other races…

Scientist 2: RanDy has challenged you to one final "battle" on the Great Wall. If he loses, he will lose it. Please don't break our AI. He costs a lot of money.

Me: I’ll try NOT to screw him. :|

(After a lose and a comeback AGAIN…)

RanDy: NOOO! X_X (Breaks down and something pops outfrom its CPU)

My Sarthe: OOH! A BP for… the ONYX! :D

My AHGT: IT’S THE FINAL ONE! :D

Me: Weird. WHO ON EARTH puts BPs in an AI… ANYWAYS, I’ll take that. :|

Scientist 3: Oh, it powered by that BP. You can take that. We’ll find a substitute. ^_^;

Me: Then thanks a lot. :)

Back at my garage…

Jake: Phew. That’s some TOUGH SH*T I got, BUT here you go, 718 Boxster. I fitted the Body Stage 6. ^_^

My 718 Boxster: Thanks. Now I feel lighter than ever! ^_^

Me: DUDES WE GOT THE LAST PEUGEOT BP! :D

My RCZ R: Good. :)

My SR1: Let’s assemble our big bro. :)

9 hours later…

My Onyx: ALAS, FOLKS! I’M BACK AND ALIVE! :D

My RCZ R: WE MISSED YOU, BRO! :D

Me: Welcome, Onyx. :)

My Onyx: Thanks for the welcome, bro. I have something for you. A message from Hipida. He told you to meet him elsewhere. :)

Me: Oh. ^_^

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