NOTE: IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER OF THIS EPISODE, IT SHOULD BE PLANNED BEFORE TF2014'S LATEST EPISODE.
Yup. The Impreza WRX STI, the F1 XP-5, the X2 and the 2016 'Stang was obtained by me in this episode.
A few days before the Azure Coast Tour...
Me: (On the phone) Is the GT by Citroen OK? :|
Zoe: Perfectly OK. BTW, I'm gettin' the RS4 to you.
After Zoe arrived with my RS4...
Me: (After opening the doors of the RS4) What the? The Pult Brothers from Plants vs. Zombies? O_O
The oldest of the Pult brothers: Allow me to introduce myself and my brothers. I am Kernel-pult, and ther’s my brothers-Melon-pult and Cabbage-pult. :)
Cabbage-pult: Hi, and I’ve received my doctorate in catapulting. :)
Melon-pult: And I’m Melon-pult. Please, my friends, do not ask me if I’m seedless or not. First, it offends me and secondly, it’s none of your business. :)
Zoe: Oh. :|
Alonso: So these guys are your friends, right? :)
Me: Yup. Not only can they drive, but they can also fend off zombies. :)
Cabbage-pult: That’s what I paid for. :|
Me: ANYWAYS, why are you here?
Melon-pult: Simple. We are trying to help you get the X2. :)
Kernel-pult: And Donald Duck paid us to help him get the car while he’s in an extra-terrestrial exploration. He promised he’ll allow us to drive it after the whole thing succeeded.
Huey: Uncle Scrooge, how long are we from the asteroid which possibly have gold?
Scrooge McDuck: Be patient, my nieces, we’ll arrive very soon. :)
Back in Earth…
Some days later, after the Azure Coast Tour…
Me: For the good performance of you 3, I shall give you 525 tokens to obtain a new car and tune it as your likes. :)
Cabbage-pult: YAY! :D
Kernel-pult: Guys, meet our new Mustang! :D
Me: Wait. Aww crap. You grabbed my Mustang from my CSR garage.
My Mustang: Hey, are they gonna tune me?
After one tuning…
My Mustang: I feel better now. Thanks. :)
Me: No time to waste. Jake and Amy, go work on the X2.
My Civic Type R: And don’t forget the McLaren Fusion Parts. (Open the trunk and reveals a box of McLaren Fusion Parts) :P
Jake: Thanks. :)
Adrian Heat: YOU FOOLS! OUR TEAM, THE “BLAZING THUNDER”, IS INVINCIBLE! BUT YOU NINCOMPOOPS FAILED TO A FEW MEDDLING PLANTS?! >:(
Adrian Heat’s racers: But boss, those plants are experts!
Adrian Heat: EXPERT MY ASS! I WANT TO COMPLETELY DEFEAT R8 F*CK AND HIS MEDDLING BITCHES! IS THERE A PROBLEM!? >:(
Adrian Heat’s racers: … ._.
Adrian Heat: Besides, I have to capture Fernando Alonso and R8 f*ck’s bitch, give Alonso to Vincent and (inappropriate stuff), how does it sound? >:)
Adrian Heat’s racers: …Yes, boss, yes! It’s the best idea you’ve come up with! :D
At the same time…
R8 SE: (disguised as a Microsoft Word file) Hmm, seems like Adrian Heat’s got some malicious plans. I’m going to report this to R8 tyke. >:| (Leaves)
Me: There you are, R8 SE. What didja got?
R8 SE hologram: Bad news, Adrian’s planning to capture Alono and Zoe. If he succeeded, he would give Alonso to Vincent and-wait-mind if I whisper this to your ears? :|
Me: Sure. (The R8 SE Hologram whispers something into my ears) WHAT THE!? IF HE TRIES TO DO THAT, HE’LL BE LAYING ON A COFFIN WHICH IS GOING TO DROP INTO A VOLCANO SOON! >:(
A few days later, in the Rio Tour…
My X2: So, plan is plan, Alonso. You’ll get to take on the toughest, and the meanest time attacks and the remaining Grand Finales while we take on the easy ones. >:|
Alonso: But hey, are you just mentioning that the Adrian Heat guy is going to kidnap me?
Me: Yup, so we’ll spend our time on safe-guarding.
My R8 LMS Ultra: What if Alonso was UNFORTUNATELY kidnapped?
Me: Simple. I siphoned some CREs to fully PRO my MP4-31. I’ll use it to chase down whoever kidnapped him. >:|
At the Rio Tour Grand Finale…
Alonso: (Gets escorted by us during his entry into my armored 2018 Audi A8)
Me: (After closing the door of the A8) Zoe, come with me. For Jake and Amy, drive the RS7s to safeguard us.
Jake and Amy: Okay. (Enters the RS7s and leaves with me, my other cars followed the RS7s)
Adrian Heat: Great. This f*cktard foils my plan again. >:(
Meanwhile, on the A8…
Me: Actually, Adrian has more vicious plans than I thought, according to my intelligences. >:|
Zoe: What do you mean?
Me: I mean, during our races, the R8 SE coped and brought a change log on his plan. He changed “Give Alonso to Vincent” to “Give Alonso’S HEAD to Vincent” and added a content which is chauvinist enough for me NOT to mention.
Zoe and Alonso: (Both gasps)
Me: BUT the only way to foil this is to win the X2.
Later, at Tokyo…
My MC12: Look, honey, snow! :D
My R8 LMS Ultra: Yes, my sweetheart. :3
Me: Wait, where are the plants?
Melon-pult: According to the weather forecast, the temperature here is 4 degrees below Celsius.
Kernel-pult: We decide NOT to get out of the car in order NOT to become frozen veggies.
Cabbage-pult: Wake us up when you’re done. (Snores with his brothers in my Aventador SV) -.-
Alonso: Well, my friend, I’ll help you till the end.
Me: Thanks. I’ll help them get their X2.
After all GFs are said and done…
Me: (Wakes Melon-pult up) Here are your brand new X2.
Melon-pult: Sweet. :D
Kernel-pult: Oh wait. All is over?
Adrian Heat: (Stomps towards me) YOU!!! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT BAD LUCK! I TOOK YOU OUT TWICE AND I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN! I'M CALLING YOU OUT, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, EVERYTHING ON THE LINE! YOU DOWN OR WHAT?!>:(
Me: Wait. Game’s over. :P
Adrian Heat: YOU!!! Y’ALL WILL BE DEAD MEN, DEAD CARS AND SEEDLESS MELONS! >:(
Cabbage-pult: Hey, that’s racist. >:(
Melon-pult: I!!! AM!!! NOT!!! SEEDLESS!!!! MELON!!!!!!!! D:< (Lobs melons at Adrian Heat at an insane rate)
Me: GET A LOAD OF BUTTERED CORN COB! >:P (Puts a buttered corn cob onto Kernel-pult and he attacks Adrian with that)
Adrian Heat: Geez, thank- OUCH!!! X_X (As the corn cob explodes into scorching popcorns in his hands and face)
My X2: WAIT! O_O
Me: (Gasps) IS ADRIAN HEAT… O_O
My R8 LMS Ultra: … HEROBRINE?!? O_O
Herobrine: Yes, it’s me. The one and only. >:|
Me: … but why?
Herobrine: The REAL Adrian Heat died in a car accident before the 1st MP4-31 Championship. I disguised as him and go on to AVENGE the person who-OUCH!!! (Looks down and sees my R8 LMS impaled his-AHEM- with my enchanted Diamond Sword)
My R8 LMS Ultra: I’m sick and tired of this idiot. Can I push it in a lil’ bit more? >:P
Me: Go ahead.
(Bell rings just as the sword fully impaled Herobrine’s –well,-AHEM-)
Narrator: HEROBRINE, DEFEATED!
My R8 LMS Ultra: That’s what you get for being an a-hole. No money, no men to help you and now you’re gonna say “bye bye” to that thing. >:P
Herobrine: JUST YOU WAIT! I’LL REVENGE!!! D:< (Teleports away while dropping the last F1 XP-5 BP)
Me: YAY! MY F1 IS HERE! :D
???: Oww… X_X
Melon-pult: WINTER MELON? MAGNET-SHROOM? O_O
Winter melon: Hi, I’m Winter Melon, nice to meet ya. ^_^
Magnet-shroom: And I’m Magnet-shroom. :)
Me: Guys, shall we go and pick up my Lancer and my Subie? :D
Everyone: SURE! :D
AND this ends here. Side note: There will be a "End of 2018 Blog Barrage". Stay Tuned!