Yup, the Fast Lane Update is the most terrible update ever. In fact, the preceeding updates are so sh*t, that I never win any R&D cars in order to keep my sanity. I can say that this update, and the following one (if there are), is THE LAST STRAW. ONE MORE BAD THINGS AND I'LL LET A8 COLLECT DUST. I sacrificed Minecraft, RR3 and even CSR 2 gaming time to play A8, and this update gives me a very good reason that I should reduce A8 time and play Minecraft instead. BTW, this episode is positioned before TF2014's new, unfinished episode in the timeline.
My Atom V8: Hey, Audi SCUM, wanna hear a JOKE?
My R8 LMS Ultra: What?
My Atom V8: CAPITALISM.
My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: PFFT. That’s some stupid joke I don’t get-WAIT. OH CRAP! O_O
My AHGT: REMOVE CAPITALIST SCUM!!! D:<
My R8 LMS Ultra: YOU TOO, POLE?! SOMEONE HELP ME! (Gets infected be the commies) HELP, c-COMRADES, SPREAD THE FILTHY CAPITALISM AND SAVE THE PEOPLE!!! O_O
Me: (In Cantonese) IDIOT! FOOLS! ARE THEY INSANE?! THE F*CKING SAGARIS IS RIGGED! ALONG WITH MY BMW ACS-8?! UNFORGIVABLE! D:<
My X2: Speak English. We don’t understand Cantonese. -.-
Me: What I say, is that the scumbags at VVS screwed my private properties! D:<
My R8 LMS Ultra: *AHEM* Did you say ‘PRIVATE PROPERTY’? >:(
Me: LMS? …F*ck.
My Corvette C7: GUYS I HAVE SOLUTION! FIGHT COMMIES WITH CAPITALISM! GET THE ‘MURICA-MADE CADDY 16! O_O
My 918 Spyder and my M2 SE: Right o’. (Gets into mastery races)
After some many seconds…
My Caddy 16: STARS AND STRIPES BEAT HAMMER-AND-SICKLE, BITCHES! >:D
Me: (On a hanging lamp) HELP! ALL BELOW ARE COMMMIE CARS! O_O
My X2: REMOVE MORNACHY! >:(
My Caddy 16: I got this. (Takes out USA flag and it emits blinding light)
After the light fades…
My X2: Oh I know what I was doing. COMMIE CARS! O_O
My BMW M2 SE: Now it’s a peaceful day without commies. :P
My R8 LMS Ultra: Oh. I’m not commie again, right? :|
My Corvette C7: BINGO. :)
My RX-8: Commie problem, SOLVED! :D
Me: (Gets off from lamp and sticks pieces of paper on cars and scribbles something on it) Now A8 has became uninhabitable for us. Gotta leave soon to keep me sane.
My Aventador SV: Wait. Where am I going?
Me: My CSR garage, along with some other cars. The plants and the Countryballs are now helping me to send away the cars.
Later, in the Circuit de la Sarthe (The Le Mans racing track),
Me: There you go, Atom V8, here’s your new home.
My Atom V8: Thanks, dude. :)
Zoe: Hey, R8 tyke, I got a job for you! :D
Me: What’s this? Help shoot an ad? I’M IN! :D
Zoe: But you need an R8 V10 Spyder.
Me: Well… yeah. I’m a bit tight on budget. :|
My AHGT: Don’t worry, we’ll help you! :D
My X2: Says the car which cannot go into the outer space. :P
Jake: I promise, I’ll let you in, no matter what. Just give the car to me. :)
Me: OK, but you wouldn’t sell it, will ya?
Jake: NO! I promise.
6 hours later, in my garage…
Jake: OK, you can open your eyes. :)
Me: OK. (Opens my eyes and sees my R8 LMS Ultra being an cabriolet) OMG. IS THAT WHAT I’M THINKING OF?! My AUDI R8 LMS ULTRA BEING OPEN-TOP RACECAR?! :D
My R8 LMS Spyder: Yup, you guessed it. :P
My AHGT: We have removed the roof, and replaced it with a carbon fibre hard-top. :P
Director: Is that guy… coming or not?
One of the cast: … I guess… not.
(I arrived in my R8 LMS Ultra Spyder)
Me: I’m in, and yeah, I got this-uh…R8 Spyder and installed some R8 LMS parts on it and erm… yeah, it has a hard top. I can show you if you want to.
Director: You’re IN! Come to Australia, we got shooting to do! :D
After the shooting…
My TT S Coupe: Erm… LMS? You OK?
My R8 LMS Ultra: DO I F*CKING LOOK LIKE OK?! I AM GOING INSANE SOMEONE GET ME PSYCHOLOGIST! O_O
Jake: Done, you are fitted with the normal coupe roof again. :)
My R8 LMS Ultra: Thanks. :)
Jake: If you excuse us, we’re going for a jog. :)
Me: LMS, come see me.
At the meeting…
Me: So, Rimac, LMS and F40 and the Sazan LM, you’re all chosen by me to smuggle some of my cars out from Vincent.
My R8 LMS Ultra: You mean the IE, the 720S parts, the CGT and the R8 SE parts?
Me: Yes, and no. The 720 and the SE is a whole now, since the BPs are not given and the parts are all confiscated.
My F40: OK.
That day, somewhere at Vincent’s fort
My Sazan LM: Dudes, I chicken out. I’m here to wait for the cars.
My R8 LMS Ultra: F*ck you, coward. >:(
My F40: No matter, we go in.
My R8 LMS Ultra: Wakey wakey, time to leave. :P
My R8 SE: Ugh… LMS? You’re here to save me? In whole?
My 720S: Stop sh*talking. Yes.
My CGT: Thanks. :)
Suddenly, the Centanario at the side transforms into badass robot
My R8 LMS Ultra: …KURWA (Polish for f*ck). O_O
My IE: (Gasps) BIG! MENACING! ROBOTS!!! O_O
My R8 SE: He blocked road! O_O
[Better part pending]
My Sazan LM: DON’T BE DAFT, THE OTTOMAN CARS IS GOING TO- (sees KARR) sh*t. RUN! O_O
All my cars: (screaming goat while escaping)
3 hours later…
My R8 LMS Ultra: That big thing is gone. Let’s warn others! O_O
My Sazan LM: Aye. O_O
Me (arrives in my AHGT): Hey, er… where’re the cars?
My R8 LMS Ultra: LISTEN, B..B…BIG…R-R- ROBOT! O_O
My F40: That MONSTER is heading towards the park! O_O
Me: SH*T! JAKE AND AMY ARE JOGGING THERE! I MUST WARN THEM! LET’S GO! O_O
And that's the end. Thanks for reading. :P