So, if you don't get the Star Wars refrence on the title, I feel sorry for you. Anyways, I HAVE THE RX-8 SE! Despite my token count dropped 25%, I got one hell of a ride! Meanwhile, enjoy!
At the Alpine base…
My R8 LMS Ultra: Hey, there’s a Greek guy asking to join your RR3 Crew. :|
Me: It’s Azelfland, let him join.
My BMW M3 GTS: Oh. :|
My BMW M2 SE: There’s some suspicious guy in white lab coat knocking the door. (To the door) JUST F*CKING STOP! >:(
Me: M2 SE, OPEN. THE. DOOR! WHERE’S YOUR MANNERS! >:(
My M2 SE: Ok. :( (Opens the door and the Lab Technician rushes in)
Me: I KNOW YOU! YOU’RE THE LAB TECHNICIAN FROM THE RX-8 SE LABS! O_O
The lab technician: THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE! THE LAB HAS BEEN INFESTED WITH ZOMBIES!!! O_O
Me: ... O_O
The lab technician: I'm the only one who can escape. Help us to return them to normal, and the SE's yours!
Me: OK. :)
At the lab...
My RX-8: Bro! O_O
My RX-8 SE (being zombiefied): Must eat...brains.
Other lab techs (Also being zombified): ...Brains. (Groans)
My MP4/8: I think we should think of a way to return them to normal, along with the SE. >:|
My AHGT: ...AND to find out who's the culprit for this mess.
My MP4-31: Hey, try this antidote. It may work. :)
My R8 LMS: Hope this works… :| (Stabs one of the zombies with the antidote and the zombie shivers after the jab)
Me: What’s its ingredients? :|
My McLaren 12C Spider: Made from the finest golden apple juice and potion of weakness brewed from finely selected fermented spider eye. :P
My Aventador SV: Eww. -.-
My 12C Spider: … Don’t judge me like that! It’s the general Minecraft recipe of curing zombie villagers. >:(
My Aventador SV: No matter what, our plan is simple: Stab any zombie we see with the antidote while we’re movin’up the tests. >:|
Me: OK. >:|
At the 1st AI race of the R&D…
My RX-8 SE: …MUST EAT BRAINS! (Tries to shake me off the car)
Me: Oh crap, this is like those rodeo stuff. O_O
(After winning theAI…)
Me: (Gets thrown out from the car) OOF! X_X
My RX-8 SE: (Rushes to me) BRAINS!
(Suddenly, the RX-8 SE stopped as the AHGT tugs at him with a grappling hook)
My AHGT: Going somewhere, punk? >:|
(My Mazda RX-8 starts to pull my AHGT towards me)
My AHGT: This thing…has… too much torque! O_O
(My other high-end cars help the AHGT)
My 918 Spyder WP: YOU!! SHALL NOT!!! PASS!!!!! D:< (As I injected a dose of antidote into the gas tank of the RX-8 SE)
My RX-8 SE: (Shivers as the antidote is working on him)
Me: Quick, get them to safety before ANY zombies attack the patients again. >:|
My X2: Aye. >: (As he pulls the RX-8 SE to the medical room)
One day later…
One of the lab techs: (Returns to normal) Ugh… X_X
My RX-8 SE: (Returns to normal with the others) Oh I know what I was trying to doing. There were INTRUDERS! O_O
Me: Calm down, RX-8 SE. Well, tell me, what do you remember before you are turned into a zombie and trying to consume my brains?
My RX-8 SE: WHAT? O_O
My R8 LMS Ultra: You got turned into a zombie, but now, you’re cured.
My RX-8 SE: … wait. Really? I don’t quite remember anything when I got turned into a zombie. BUT I remember, one guy with blue shirt, purple jeans and white, glowing eyes and his companion, which wears a white garb and glowing red eyes busted into the lab.
Me: LMS, are you thinking what I’m thinking?
My R8 LMS Ultra: Indeed. Herobrine and Entity 303 had CERTAINLY paid a damn visit.
My RX-8 SE: I’LL BEAT THAT TWO GUY UP WHEN I SEE THEM! >:(
My 12C Spider: Not until the weakness effect wears out. It’ll wear out by the time we finish Lab 3.
After curing lab scientists and passing tests…
My RX-8 SE: I feel better now. :)
Me: Now, what we’re gonna do is to wait for the opening of Lab 4. :)
Herobrine: (Phoning his boss) The RX-8 SE is ready for you to take.
Vincent: Good. Better not let that R8 f*ck get it first, like what we did on the 1st time.
Herobrine: He’ll never see that comin’, as we hid the boxes with those Rotaries.
Vincent: No, no, no, not that. Did you know that he’d finished Lab 3 and cured ALL the lab techs?
Vincent: Watch. Your. Ass. >:( (as he hangs up)
Herobrine and Entity 303: (Disguised as surviving lab techs while I busted the doors)
My MP4/8: TALLYYYYYY HO! THE ZOMBIE CURING TEAM IS READY TO KICK SOME ASS! :D
My R8 LMS Ultra: That’s the most stupid name I’ve ever heard. -.-
My MP4/8: Yeah, I know. -.-
My Aventador SV: LOOK! SURVIVOURS! :D
Herobrine: HELP! WE’RE THE ONLY SURVIVOURS! HELP DEFEAT THE ZOMBIES! O_O
Me: (Unaware that the lab tech’s Herobrine) DON’T WORRY SIR, WE SHALL SAVE YOU! :D
After some time, at Test 42…
Zoe: (to the surviving lab tech who visited my base) Do you think that the two new surviving lab techs is quite fishy?
Xaiver (That surviving lab tech who visited my base): Yes, I feel the same way too. :|
Zoe: Well, we shall warn R8 tyke before things get too late. >:|
After completing Test 42, in a secret location in my base…
Zoe: Do you think that the two new survivors are fishy?
Me: I certainly DO aware. I’m afraid they are Herobrine and 303 and they are trying to get my RX-8 SE to their boss. Just look, I failed more than the previous attempt, assuming equal skill. >:|
Xaiver: Then what can we do?
My SV: Sire, we haven’t received any Wankels for this event. >:|
Me: Well, f*ck their moms, they MUST be hiding them elsewhere. Thankfully, I saved up 6 of them and Jake had secretly tuned the RX-8 SE to MAX 5251. >:)
All of us in the secret meeting: Well, they didn’t see THAT coming. >:D
After some attempts at Test 43…
Me: Gimme another batch of keys. >:|
Entity 303: But sir, you MUSN’T! Your token’s are running-
Me: SHUT. THE F*CK. UP AND TAKE MY TOKENS, DIPSH*T! >:(
Herobrine: Ok. (Gave me another batch of keys)
At Test 44…
Me: Last time, I was humiliated by this f*cking test. Now, I am going to f*ck it like how it f*cked me during the summer in 2018! D:<
My cars: AYE! >:D
After me winning this test with ease…
Xaiver: Thanks, my good friend. The RX-8 SE’s yours. :)
Me: Thank you so much, good sir! :D
Herobrine: (whispers to Entity 303) Damn, he did it again. O_O
My R8 LMS Ultra: (Sneaks behind them and jump-scares them) WHADDUP, BITCH! >:D
Me: (Takes off their disguise) GOTCHA, DIPSH*T! >:D
My R8 LMS Ultra: GIVE THEM A GOOD BEATING! >:D
Herobrine: OOOOHHH SH*T. O_O
(The two villains are beaten up by my cars as the cars shouting profanities excessively)
My RX-8 SE: THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU TURN US TO ZOMBIES, BITCH! D:< (Sends both of them flying)
Herobrine: NOO! WE’RE BLASTING OFF AGAINN!!! X_X (Disappears in the sky)
My RX-8: Wow. That’s a corny ending. -.-
Anyways, enjoy! Side note: I have some very special stuff tomorrow...