GUYS, LISTEN TO ME. THE DRUG IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are some very hilarious shorts that I came up with my mind.
Short 1- TEH AUDI POWAAAAA![]
Vivendi goon: Duh, Audi's are-(gets no-scoped by my TTS)
My TTS: OOOOHHHHHH HEADSHOT!
(TTS Headshot Points: 420)
Short 2: TEH ILLUMINATI HUNT[]
My AHGT: (Gets rolled of a cliff with no reason) ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! X_X (Died)
At my AHGT's funeral...
Azefland: DAMN YOU... WHO DID THIS?!
(Suddenly, Illuminati theme)
Me: IT'S DA ILLUMINATI!
My Audis: OH NO! ILLUMINATI IS OUR ENEMY! REVENGE!!!!!!!!!
In the Illuminati's Secret Asphalt Hideout...
Illuminati goon 1: Boss, we killed a car.
Illuminati Boss: GOOD. Now, let-
My Audi RS4: AND HIS NAME IS-(Tries to flatten the Illuminati goon) >:D
Illuminati goon 1: SIKE! (Dodges my RS4)
My RS4: GOD F*CKING DAMMIT! (Crashes into a wall) (Audi Meme Team got owned counter: 2)
My R8 LMS Ultra: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY BRUH! >:D (Kills the Illuminati goon)
Illuminati Boss: F*CK! THE LEGENDARY AUDI MEME TEAM! MEN, GET THEM!
(Illuminati goons fire their guns)
My Audi TTS, my RS3, my S4 and Azefland's R8 SE: AUDIIIIIIIIIII POWAAA! D:< (Flattens the Illuminati goons)
Azefland: So you killed my friend's car, huh?
Illuminati Boss: Yeah, and we don't f*cking care! >:P
MICROAGGRESSION! HIT HIM! >:D
(Suddenly, Lamborghini-KSI plays)
My Veneno: (Fires his GAU-8) LA-LAMBORGHINI! LA-LAMBORGHINI! BITCH I KNOW YOU SEE ME, IN MA LAMBORGHINI! >:D (Shoots the Illuminati boss to death)
My AHGT: Guys... I'm not dead yet. -_-
Short 3: 'Nuff Said[]
Me: Skyline.
My Skyline GT-R: What? O_O
Me: Did you stripped the posters in Munich Subway again?
My Skyline GT-R: No. O_O'
Me: Then explain why I found a bikini girl ad poster on your garage. ._.
My Skyline GT'R: .........O_O;
Short 4: RX-8 does it...AGAIN.[]
My MC12: Honey, I'm frazzeled. ._.
My R8 LMS Ultra: Then... how about let's get naughty? :3
My MC12: Nice. :3 (Both cars make out)
Somewhere in my garage...
My RX8: I sensed it... there's some love scene going on! I'M GONNBA SHOOT THIS AND UPLOAD IT ON YOUTUBE! :D
My Supra: You got busted by R8 tyke last time. Can you just stop shooting those? BTW, your vids are blurry. -_-
My RX8: C'mon, you like porn, right?
My Supra: Yeah. OK, OK. I'm gonna go with you and help you to watch out. Remember, I'll flee once busted. :|
Outside my R8 and my MC12's garage...
My RX8: Shh. Don't get busted. (Puts his phone on one of the windows)
My R8 e-tron: HAHA! BUSTED! >:D
My Maserati GTS: Man, you guys are such pervs! >:(
My Supra: Look, we can explain th- O_O
Me: I know what you just did, RX8. YOU JUST NOT GONNA LISTEN, DO YOU? YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR 1 WEEK! AND THE SUPRA ALSO! >:(
My Supra: ME? HELL NO! I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FILM THIS! >:(
My R8 e-tron: There's a saying, "You don't stop 'em, you're the culprit also". :P
ANYWAYS, NEXT EPISODE WILL AIR SOON! CYA! :D