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GUYS, LISTEN TO ME. THE DRUG IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are some very hilarious shorts that I came up with my mind.

Short 1- TEH AUDI POWAAAAA!

Vivendi goon: Duh, Audi's are-(gets no-scoped by my TTS)

My TTS: OOOOHHHHHH HEADSHOT!

(TTS Headshot Points: 420)

Short 2: TEH ILLUMINATI HUNT

My AHGT: (Gets rolled of a cliff with no reason) ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! X_X (Died)

At my AHGT's funeral...

Azefland: DAMN YOU... WHO DID THIS?!

(Suddenly, Illuminati theme)

Me: IT'S DA ILLUMINATI!

My Audis: OH NO! ILLUMINATI IS OUR ENEMY! REVENGE!!!!!!!!!

In the Illuminati's Secret Asphalt Hideout...

Illuminati goon 1: Boss, we killed a car.

Illuminati Boss: GOOD. Now, let-

My Audi RS4: AND HIS NAME IS-(Tries to flatten the Illuminati goon) >:D

Illuminati goon 1: SIKE! (Dodges my RS4)

My RS4: GOD F*CKING DAMMIT! (Crashes into a wall) (Audi Meme Team got owned counter: 2)

My R8 LMS Ultra: SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY BRUH! >:D (Kills the Illuminati goon)

Illuminati Boss: F*CK! THE LEGENDARY AUDI MEME TEAM! MEN, GET THEM!

(Illuminati goons fire their guns)

My Audi TTS, my RS3, my S4 and Azefland's R8 SE: AUDIIIIIIIIIII POWAAA! D:< (Flattens the Illuminati goons)

Azefland: So you killed my friend's car, huh?

Illuminati Boss: Yeah, and we don't f*cking care! >:P

MICROAGGRESSION! HIT HIM! >:D

(Suddenly, Lamborghini-KSI plays)

My Veneno: (Fires his GAU-8)  LA-LAMBORGHINI! LA-LAMBORGHINI! BITCH I KNOW YOU SEE ME, IN MA LAMBORGHINI! >:D (Shoots the Illuminati boss to death)

My AHGT: Guys... I'm not dead yet. -_-

Short 3: 'Nuff Said

Me: Skyline.

My Skyline GT-R: What? O_O

Me: Did you stripped the posters in Munich Subway again?

My Skyline GT-R: No. O_O'

Me: Then explain why I found a bikini girl ad poster on your garage. ._.

My Skyline GT'R: .........O_O;

Short 4: RX-8 does it...AGAIN.

My MC12: Honey, I'm frazzeled. ._.

My R8 LMS Ultra: Then... how about let's get naughty? :3

My MC12: Nice. :3 (Both cars make out)

Somewhere in my garage...

My RX8: I sensed it... there's some love scene going on! I'M GONNBA SHOOT THIS AND UPLOAD IT ON YOUTUBE! :D

My Supra: You got busted by R8 tyke last time. Can you just stop shooting those? BTW, your vids are blurry. -_-

My RX8: C'mon, you like porn, right?

My Supra: Yeah. OK, OK. I'm gonna go with you and help you to watch out. Remember, I'll flee once busted. :|

Outside my R8 and my MC12's garage...

My RX8: Shh. Don't get busted. (Puts his phone on one of the windows)

My R8 e-tron: HAHA! BUSTED! >:D

My Maserati GTS: Man, you guys are such pervs! >:(

My Supra: Look, we can explain th- O_O

Me: I know what you just did, RX8. YOU JUST NOT GONNA LISTEN, DO YOU? YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR 1 WEEK! AND THE SUPRA ALSO! >:(

My Supra: ME? HELL NO! I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FILM THIS! >:(

My R8 e-tron: There's a saying, "You don't stop 'em, you're the culprit also". :P

ANYWAYS, NEXT EPISODE WILL AIR SOON! CYA! :D

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