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So Season 2 is here. In this season, I'll promise:

1. MORE ACTION![]

Clip 1:

(My Audi R8 LMS Ultra makes donuts in Vivendi's Area 51 Base)

Vivendi goon 1: AUDI R8 TYKE IS BACK AGAIN!

Vivendi goon 2: He's going to take #2153!

Vivendi goon 1: GO AND GET HI-(gets drift-kicked by my R8 LMS Ultra)

So if you don't know who #2153 is, she's Zoe, one of the characters in ThUnDeR1337's Car Dialogues. She betrayed Vivendi in ThUnDeR1337's Season 4 Finale, and I suppose that Vivendi will hunt her down...

2. (SLIGHTLY) LESS NSFW STUFF![]

Clip 2:

My Mazda RX8: I have a question.

Teacher: What?

My RX8: Why watching porns is not good?

(Everyone in the classroom face-palms)

So you know that my RX8 is a porn master, so there's no chance I couldn't send him to school and learn not to be *that* perverted. =P

3. MORE CUSTOMISED CARS![]

Clip 3:

Me: My R8 LMS Ultra looked like the R8 e-tron Special Edition.

Matt: Yeah, because we are testing the probability of us adding the R8 LMS SE, and these panels came from R8 e-tron SE prototypes. =)

'Nuff said about this.

4. MORE AWESOME RACES![]

Clip 4:

Atlay and Ruby: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, R8 TYKE! (Maniac laughing while squeezing my Arrinera Hussarya GT between their cars)

Me: OH YEAH? >=) (Fires nitro and did a flat spin knockdown to both of the Tempe5t members)

Another CSR Racing 2 refrence.

5. MORE YOUTUBERS![]

Clip 5:

Dr. Healusion: DAMMIT! I WAS FRAUDED BY VIVENDI! >=(

Me: Actually...I got frauded too.

SO I DECIDED TO ADD DR. HEALUSION INTO THE SERIES!

END OF THIS PREVIEW[]

I hope these clips will make you hyped about the next episodes! Cya!

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