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This episode depicts the following:

  1. My garage's declaration of independence
  2. The quest to upgrade the Gallardo into its GT3 form throughout a Minecraft world
  3. The introduction to some new cars
  4. Azelfland's completing the Marquis Championship and getting the Maserati GT MC Stradale

My R8 LMS Ultra: *Clears throat* It's about time.

My SV: Just do it. We've been waiting this for days.

My R8 LMS Ultra: (Releases a declaration of independence which is written by me) Now we're going to get things going. Azelflop's cars are not gonna let us have independence easily, nor Vincent when we betray him. We gotta stay safe.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Transylvania...

Me: (Recovers the Murcielargo remains)

My MP4-31: Sheesh, that remain isn't gonna go decaying, is it?

Me: Shut up, we gotta fix it ASAP. The 918 Concept, as well as the LFA, is waiting in Hong Kong for us to claim. Besides, the 190E 2.5-16 Evo 2 is also there, waiting for us to fully upgrade it.

My 375 F1: Sheesh, we still has a lot of work. You have to go into the Minecraft world at 7pm HKT.

Me: Copy that.

At Central, Hong Kong, 4 PM HKT...

My LFA: Finally you're here. I thought you'll never want to buy me due to my insane price.

My 918 Concept: Same here.

My 190E 2.5-16: FEED ME UPGRADES, DUDE! I'MMA HUNGRY!

Me: Hang on, I'm currently R&Ding the upgrades now.

My R8 LMS Ultra: Also, you wouldn't mind Azelfland getting the records in Hong Kong, right?

Me: *Triggered* WHAT?! HE CAN TAKE SPA, HE CAN TAKE MONZA, HE CAN EVEN TAKE THE F*CKING DUBAI AUTODROME IN THE OPEN SKY CHALLENGE, HE CAN EVEN TAKE MOST OF THE TRACKS IF HE WANT, BUT HE WILL NOT, AND NEVER TAKE HONG KONG! FFS! (In a Mario impression) I'MMA GONNA GET YOU, AZELFLAND!!

Meanwhile...

???: Oh crap, Azelfland's going for the Marquis Championship! I'mma go and find R8 tyke. See if he can help me.

Later, in Minecraft, 7 PM HKT...

Me: So, the freaking MC world. Dang it, it's beautiful.

My F40: Ikr?

My Gallardo: Hurry, we have no time to waste. We'll split into 4, one for each zone.

My R8 LMS Ultra: Agreed.

Meanwhile...

My Murcielargo R-SV GT1: God finally I get my "Normal" body back.


My BMW M3 GT2: Wait, dude. Give us some explanation here. No one will understand what happened before.

My SV: He was born as a normal Murcielargo LP640, but gets killed because he need to escape Vincent, and now he's back. OK?

My M3 GT2: Clear.

My RX-8: LOOK, GUYS, AN SLS BLACK WAS MAILED HERE!

My SLS GT: (In a Mario impression) Oh, boy. This-a make me so happy, I'mma lightheaded.

My SLS AMG: Oh, my cousin is here?

My SLS GT3: He's OUR cousin, dude. We're the SLS AMGs here.

My SLS Black: YIPEE! I'm back in Asphalt Stories again!

My BMW M2 SE: It's Multi-verse Stories now. We've spiced up things more.

???: NOTICE ME, SENPAI! NOTICE ME-wait. R8 tyke's not here.

My RX-8 SE: NO WAY! PRINCESS DAISY? How did you get here?!

Daisy: Oh, erm, Weegee told me about your owner and you guys, so I came here. (Also, to get some more limelight on me)

My SLS Black: Erm... OK. You're gonna help us, right?

Daisy: Yes I am. Besides, have you guys got any drinks? I'm quite tired.

Meanwhile...

Vincent: WHERE'S R8 TYKE'S CARS WHEN I NEED THEM?!

My X2: Woah there, bud. No need to get mad.

Vincent: Azelflop is getting his MC Stradale. You know what to do.

My X2: Kidnap the cars? Yikes, I know what you've thinking. But first, pay me this amount of money. (Hands over a paper which states an absurdly huge number)

Vincent: WHAT? THAT'S SO EXPENSIVE! I CAN'T AFFORD IT!

My X2: No worries, you guys can LOAN MONEY from us. You need to pay us back afterwards.

Vincent: Whatever. GET ME THE MASERATIS, NOW!!!

Meanwhile...


P1 Boy: God, I really hate those IDIOTS overrating Master Chief's Classic armor again. Especially that damned Kieren9052.


(Suddenly, a future version of Princess Daisy, in my LEGO McLaren Senna (Of course, life-size like those in FH4), appeared from a portal)

Daisy from the future: Have you ever, like, seeing Vincent kill R8 tyke?

P1 Boy and Fred: What? He's still alive!

My LEGO Senna from the future: Let's go, Princess, Vincent didn't kill him at this particular point of time.

Daisy from the Future: Well, shoot. erm... if you see Vincent being weird, tell R8 tyke ASAP, OK? (Enters a portal and leaves with the Senna)

P1 Boy: ...That's very weird.

Fred: No need to worry, McLaren. R8 tyke is still building his Senna. He would be OK. Besides, he've already collected 57.35% of all the Senna pieces.

Kelly: Fred's right. R8 tyke would be OK anyways, even in the future.

P1 Boy: Yeah, I guess it's true.

At my garage, 1 AM HKT

Me: (Exits my newly-licensed Huayra from my CSR garage) All done. (Lays down on the couch and sleeps)

My Gallardo: God I hate this. Buying new cars just to upgrade old cars.

(Legend of Zelda treasure chest SFX as the MP league reward recipt is recieved and the Asterion is unlocked...AGAIN)

My Asterion: WTF I'm already unlocked by R8 tyke, f*cking dumbass.

My MP4-31: You know, I was being shown as 'FINISHED ASSEMBLING' when R8 tyke finished assembling his Icona V12 fatass. (He is looking at me BTW before it was assembled)

My X2: Shh. Be very quiet. Get these Maseratis to Vincent.

My Ford FIA GT1: I have detected that upgrading the X2 to full PRO is the third-to-last quest we have to complete before we can get all the parts for the Senna. The penultimate quest is getting the Z4 GT3.

My R8 LMS Ultra: STOP talking sh*t. We got the money and the parts. The last one?

My GT FIA GT1: OK. It says "Rescue Princess Peach from a kidnapper".

My P1: The f*ck?

My RS4 Avant: STOP JOKING, BITCH! PEACH TOADSTOOL IS FINE AND OK! SHE'S AT HER CASTLE! THE R8 SE IS LIVING WITH HER SO THIS MUST BE A TYPO!

My F40: Maybe it's Princess DAISY instead of Princess PEACH? You know, there're TWO princesses in the Mario universe.

My Gallardo: Who the f*ck is Daisy?

My M3 GT2 Alms: ... DUDE. YOU'RE A COMPLETE R-TARD.

My R8 LMS Ultra: Oh, is that the girl in an orange dress Daisy?

My X2: Yes. According to my knowledge of the Mario universe.

My R8 LMS Ultra: Oh I think I saw someone very similar to her when I came in.

My X2: Stop the jokes, man. She's with Luigi now.

My M3 GT2 Alms: Yikes, she's really IS in this garage. We saw her.

(Princess Daisy exited my M3 GT2 Alms)

My M3 GT2 Alms: You know, Daisy. This is your chance to gain R8 tyke's trust. You can-uh, work with us to upgrade the X2, the Gallardo and claim the Z4 GT3. To claim the Z4 GT3, you will need to race the F40 in Circuit de la Sarthe. 4 laps in nighttime. 2 runs are needed in order to gather enough resources to claim the Z4 GT3.

Daisy: OK.

Meanwhile, in Princess Peach's Castle...

Mario: LUIGI! THE PRINCESS IS KIDNAPPED AGAIN!

An R8 V10 Plus with R8 SE livery: IT'S THAT FRENCH GUY! Come with us, we have to warn the OTHER princess!

Luigi: OK. BTW, I'm sleepless, R8 SE. You told me that your owner, R8 tyke, has sided with Vivendi AGAIN. Say, what's in his mind?

My R8 SE: Dunno, but one thing for sure, that's not gonna end well. Although I hear something like 'fake alliance with Vincent', when will he take the crucial move? Why does he ally with that demon in the first place?

Mario: Hurry up, time-a is running out!

My R8 SE: OK. (Pulls away the castle with Mario and Luigi inside)

Yikes, I've finally finished this episode. I'm quite busy on the 2020 reboot on DA currently. So far, these are confirmed:

  • The return of skit-based episodes.
  • Larger total vehicle and character roster.
  • My R8 LMS Ultra will be replaced by the R8 LMS GT3 Evo.
  • Story arcs are included, but not the main dish.
  • Music. Lots of those.
  • Previews in the following episodes.
  • TF2014 will return as minor role.
  • Azelfland gets an antagonistic role in a story arc.
  • Return of my evil doppleganger, which was written off in the 3rd season.
  • Full version will NOT be on Asphalt Wiki.
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