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Well hello there!

I believe that you should have read my blog posts and currently, I'm working on some of those. Here, I can show you what I will do in the future week (and the coming weekend)

Preview 1: Asphalt Stories Easter Special

Well Easter's round the corner, I suposse. So I will leak out a little clip on the coming special. Here it is:

Clip 1:

My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: C'mon, EASTER EGGS? We're not kids, you know.

The Boss of GL: Yeah, but I need someone to put these around the Tokyo track to make Asphalt more...EASTER-Y. >=]

My Purple SLK: oH My goD itS EAStEr aNd We NEEd Mor eGgs!

My AHGT: You need to paint the eggs... and OH MY F**KING GOD WHERE IS THE POSTER COLOURS? THERE IS SOMEBODY TRYING TO RUIN EASTER!

Clip 2:

My RS5 Coupe: OH MY GOD, TYLER SHAX? AND HEROBRINE? WHO SENT YOU TWO HERE?

Tyler Shax: Shut up, bastard, I'm here to take back what I deserved.

My F12berlinetta: Oh my god, you again f**ktard? I'm gonna kick your a** SOO BAD YOU WILL CRY FOR YA MAMA, B**CH!

Me: Careful, everyone, Herobrine is not a good one to deal with.

My Koenigsegg Agera R: Leave, guys, Shax is my nemisis, it's none of your buisness here.

Boss of Vivendi: KILL THEM, FOOLS!

There's some CSR Racing 2 and Minecraft refrence up there...

Preview 2: Asphalt Stories-If the Audi R8 LMS Ultra took over Asphalt 8

This is a concept I thought for a long time, and FINALLY DONE IT! Please enjoy the clips!

Clip 1:

My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: Oh f**k, how do I find the derivative of 3x^3+2ln(6x^666+32x^50)? I regret not watching Audi R8 tyke doing calculus...

(phone rings)

My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: Hi there! GL Development Team here!

Me: You're still working on that calculus?

My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: Yeah... =(

Me: Send me the question and I'll answer you.

Clip 2:

My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: Next, I'll add my brothers and sisters into the game...

3 minutes later...

A group of RS5s: F**K YOU! >=(

An R8 SE: F**K YOU TOO B**CHES! >=(

The group of RS5s: KISS YOUR ASS! B**CH MOTHERF**KER! (Bullies and kills the R8 SE)

The Audi S8: Things gettin' weirder here... -_-

Clip 1 here is refrencing I'm currently learning calculus, and Clip 2 refrences an Internet meme (I guess).

Check that out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU3GJpe-x9k

Note: the whole meme starts at 0:13-0:18

Preview 3: Awesome Cars That Replaces Unafforadable (BUT VERY GOOD) Cars

Clip:

Number 1: Vulcan=>AHGT+MP4-31+Aventador LP750-4 SV

Obviously, the Vulcan's every man's dream. That's SO OP, SO MANY USES THAT I CAN TALK ABOUT IT FOR MONTHS. Ahem, no no no, it is too expensive. Instead, there are 3 cars which can replace the Vulcan in different situations.

First, the Aventador SV. The Aventador SV is some REAL DEAL against Vulcans, with a Final Speed VERY CLOSE TO THE VULCAN'S, it is awesome for No-Vulcan Men (like me). However, it's drifting is TERRIBLE. Better use it in long tracks with simple curves!...

Actually, those 3 cars costed MORE than the Vulcan, but for anyone without it, which will you pick, a Vulcan which will take you AGES to gather stuff to upgrade, OR these 3 with a rather inexpensive price to deal with (and free to obtain them in their events)?

That's all for the previews, thanks for watching!

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