• Azelfland

    It's finally time to end the Gameloft riot arc with a reference to the final mission of the same name from GTA San Andreas. We've come a long way since August 2017.

    This is the final episode of "Multi-universe stories", which dates after TF2014's official retirement. Enjoy. Or not. Not like i care.

    Me: hey, Hanna!>:I

    Hanna: what's up, Azelfland?🙂

    Me: it's time to deal with TweakRacer.>:)

    Hanna: yeah. Let's go.>:)

    Me: team Azelfland is taking this fat fool down!>:)

    On the way to TweakRacer's crack palace

    Me: are you sure he's in the east of Paris?😐

    Hanna: he's in a crack palace that's a hundred metres away from the Arc of Triumph.😐

    Me: he's as good as dead, then.>:)

    Hanna: i just can't believe you're going to end this with the car that started this ri…

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  • Azelfland

    this phrase is based on a meme of 2019. and it sums up everything that happens up to this point.

    this is episode 18 of season 10 of "Multi-universe stories". here goes:

    Hanna: so, how'd it go?:)

    Me: it wasn't as bad as i thought it'd be.:)

    Hanna: so, now what?:I

    Me: well, after the Panhellenics are over, i guess we got to deal with Vincent.>:I

    Audi R8 tyke: but.... the Panhellenics ARE over.:I

    Me: oh. right.:I

    Hanna: now what?:I

    Me: from here on, we help TF2014 with the 2017 Ford GT. i heard rumors about it coming to the roster.>:I

    Hanna: well, joke's on them. you already have it in two garages.:P

    Me: true. but on the 26th of June, we go back to my third garage.>:I

    Hanna: until the 1st of July?:I

    Me: yep. but first, we'll have some fun.>:)

    meanwhile, at…

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  • Azelfland

    yep. the series' name has changed again. and it's going to stay like that permanently.

    and with the pun of the phrase "Drop The Bass", the Bass 770 saga ends with me getting that modern Detroit Muscle car at last.

    this is episode 17 of season 10 of "Multi-Universe stories". here goes:

    Iceland, 10:42 PM

    My Equus Bass 770: well, this will get harder now.>:I

    Hanna: yeah.:I

    Me: and we have a problem. TF2014 has gotten his Bass 770 but the data is some kind of giberrish. plus, he needs me to assemble the 720S, which has psychic powers.:I

    Equus Bass 770: no need. i got psychic abilities, just like you do.:)

    My Toyota Supra: oh, really?:P

    Equus Bass 770: oh you want me to prove it to you, then? okay. HERE'S YOUR PROOF!>:) *uses her mind to make the Supra …

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  • Azelfland

    it's a pun of "The Warrior Within". and if you haven't played Prince of Persia: The Warrior Within, i feel sorry for you.

    with a clever name for the Nemesis episode and a rich man's 1967 Shelby GT500 (the Bass 770) on the line, i think it makes the perfect chance for another part of the Gameloft riot arc. which puts the End Of The Line part on hold until i'm done with the Equus Bass 770 championship.

    this is episode 17 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories" here goes:

    four days after the Land Shark recruitment (April 14th)

    Persephone: looks like things aren't going to get any easier for us.:I

    Hanna: yeah. we know for a fact that we're missing the NEMESIS. but where could he be?:I

    My Ferrari LaFerrari: probably in Vivendi's eighth base.:I

    Me: he has a …

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  • Azelfland

    well, with all things considered, the time where i got the last Renault and the Land Shark has come............... several days ago by now. still, it was worth it. that's all.

    this is episode 16 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". more GTA references will be there in this one. here goes:

    Azelfland's garage, 3:07 PM

    Hanna: ladies an gentlemen, we called you here today for this riot that's happening in all the areas we can race in.>:I

    Adam Knowles: i'm just thankful Michelle and i moved to Paris. it's very peaceful here.:I

    TF2014: anyway, it's good to have you guys back.:)

    ShinnyShin: well, knowing Azelfland, he's our friend. and we stand by each other.:)

    Thunder: so, now what?:)

    Me: we called you here because we need a new plan.>:I

    Spudanky: so, what…

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