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  • Azelfland

    yep. i'm officially running out of ideas with those top 10s.

    a long time ago, i made a list of the worst cars in Asphalt 8. this list is a continuation of the original list.

    here are another top 10 of the worst cars in Asphalt 8. once again, we're taking into account the stats of the cars. let's begin.


    if there's one thing i learned in this game, it's this. just because a car has a high MAX PRO rank in its class OR in general doesn't mean it's going to be good. the 2015 GTA Spano is no exception to this rule. now, it's number 10, because its mastery gives 100 licenses, which is the biggest license payout in the entire game. BUT, to get the car, you need to spend 4000 dollars on this game alone, which is basically every single joke about EA's …


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  • Azelfland

    yep. i got myself the F-Type. and that was just needed, because.................... well, i kind of felt like it. also, i had some upgrading shenanigans these days because of those exams at school.

    this is episode 6 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

    Barcelona, Spain

    My ED Design Torq: coast is clear.>:I

    TF2014: that's good. once i'm done with the tour, we'll leave without any second thoughts.>:I

    My Mosler GT3: so, this is where our home was before it was moved to Rome, huh?:I

    Metal Azelfland: yes. when i was controlled by Vincent, he tracked Azelfland's garage. luckily, TF2014's aircraft were able to move it to Rome.>:I

    My Koenigsegg One:1: so that explains why there are more Vivendi patrols in Barcelona than usual.:I

    Me: yeah. however…

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  • Azelfland

    well, the title says it all. after all the events are done, i've had some casual days of my own. nothing new here. just some relaxation.

    this is episode 5 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories".  here goes:

    Manchester, England, Vivendi's seventh base

    Azelfland.exe: *slams his hands on the table seven times* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! YOU IDIOTS LET AZELFLAND'S FRIENDS GET THEIR 918S BACK?!>:(

    R8 LMS.exe: i can explain. ._.

    Azelfland.exe: SILENCE! "STRONGEST VILLAIN" MY DEMONIC ASS! YOU WERE NOTHING BUT A WEAKLING, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING RACE CAR!>:(

    Vincent: you got your rear bumber handed to you.:P

    Aelfland.exe: AND YOU, VINCENT! DON'T GET ME STARTED ON GETTING TRICKED ON THAT FAKE BETRAYAL! YOU COULD'VE KILLED THEM WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!>:( …

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  • Azelfland

    remember that bug from the Porsche update where you got the ED Design Torq once you started the C63 R&D? well, now i got it. for real, this time. which happened the day before yesterday. i also got the 488 Pista. you could say the championship Pista-ff a lot of people. i also got the Huayra BC in Asphalt 9 which took me only 5 minutes after its release. new record on getting a released car in Asphalt 9.

    this is episode 4 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

    Azure Coast, 10:07 AM

    Me: well, according to TF2014, the qualifiers in Azure Coast are rigged. we need to be cautious.>:I

    My Ferrrari 488 Pista: there's no turning back now.>:I

    Feuerrm: i don't know, man. i mean, have you seen the people that struggled with it?:I

    Me: i know it will b…

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  • Azelfland

    this one is basically a preview of what will happen next. after i get the Renault Sport RS 01 OR once i beat the Vulcan V12 Hybrid EDD, that's when the final battle in the TweakRacer arc -but not the final episode of season 10- will happen. also, it's a reference to SMG4's War Of The Fat Italians 2018 video. and of course, the rap battle part.

    enjoy the preview.

    TweakRacer: grrrr.......>:(

    everyone is happy that they reunited.

    Me: it's over, TweakRacer.>:I

    TweakRacer: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!>:(

    Audi R8 tyke: looks like it's time to kick someone's ass!>:(

    TweakRacer: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! FORGET GAMELOFT! I'LL JUST FINISH YOU ALL MYSELF! *pulls out a boombox* TweakRacer style!>:( * plays A Hat in Time-Picture Perfect B-Side Remix by Plasma3M…

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