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well, with all things considered, the time where i got the last Renault and the Land Shark has come............... several days ago by now. still, it was worth it. that's all.

this is episode 16 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". more GTA references will be there in this one. here goes:

Azelfland's garage, 3:07 PM

Hanna: ladies an gentlemen, we called you here today for this riot that's happening in all the areas we can race in.>:I

Adam Knowles: i'm just thankful Michelle and i moved to Paris. it's very peaceful here.:I

TF2014: anyway, it's good to have you guys back.:)

ShinnyShin: well, knowing Azelfland, he's our friend. and we stand by each other.:)

Thunder: so, now what?:)

Me: we called you here because we need a new plan.>:I

Spudanky: so, what do we have?:)

ShinnyShin: i think we should just......... give up. we lost. it's over. the racing scene will fall apart.:(

TF2014: HEY! that's no way to talk, Shinny! Azelfland never gave up no matter what! when he was going for the AF10, he didn't give up!>:(

ShinnyShin: oh. congrats on the AF10, bud.^_^

Me: thanks.:)

TF2014: i never gave up during the 488 Pista's championship. it doesn't matter how hard thing got. we always persisted. if we give up now, Vincent will force everyone to live in fear of Gameloft and we can't let that happen!>:I

ShinnyShin: i guess you're right.:I

Brad Knowles: according to my bro's research, Gameloft became the third most hated company, behind EA in second and PETA in first, all because of this misunderstanding.>:I

Diana: wait, why PETA?:I

Aris Cheese God: does it have to do with PETA's tweet on Twitter of them harrasing Steve Irwin?:I

Me: yep. and EA is second most hated because of the microtransactions in their games, like Star Wars Battlefront 2 and Need For Speed Payback.>:I

Wanda: and because of this riot, every single boxing tournament has shut down! if i see Vincent i'm gonna punch the s**t out of him!>:(

ShinnyShin: but what if Gamel-

Persephone (pointing her gun at ShinnyShin): DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!>:(

ShinnyShin: ..... okay. ._.

Me: now, now! let's not resort to violence. another problem is that there is a guy trying to convince everyone that top models replacing Gameloft would make things in AsphaltLand better, when the contrary would happen. and that's none other than Jskylinegtr.>:I

Thunder: i don't like him.>:(

Adam Knowles: and if everyone believes him, who knows what consequences it will have?:(

Hanna: guess he'll also have to be terminated.>:I

Knuckles: tch. this will be a piece of cake. if that Jskylinegtr guy comes, we're gonna give him a good old Knuckle sandwich.>:)

Jskylingtr: GAHAHAHA!! did someone just page the showbiz fan of awesome?>:)

Everyone: HUH?!O_O

Jskylinegtr: HANNA! so i'm an outcast, huh? what did i do to deserve this?!>:( *breaks a part of the table with his bare fist and approaches Hanna*

Hanna: what are you doing here?! we're having an important meeting! the world is in danger!>:(

Jskylinegtr: gee, PARDON ME! guess what? i also think Vivendi are the bad guys, genius. i also think Gameloft getting replaced by top models would make things in AsphaltLand better AND i have as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! i mean, right? help me out there! Knuckles! back me up!:I

Knuckles: that... um..... that's..... well..... *gets hammered* oh no!X_X (Knuckles got owned counter: 26)

Amy: don't be ridiculous! you have no right to be here AND things would get worse if Gameloft were replaced by top models! NOW GET OUT!>:(

Jskylinegtr: *proceeds to scorch Hanna with his flametrhower, but Hanna dodges it in time* CRAP!>:(

Me: i knew this would happen.T_T *teleports to Hanna's side*

Jskylinegtr: AZELFLAND! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO START WITH ME AGAIN?! I HEAR ABOUT THIS BIG MEETING AND I'M ALL READY TO ACT NICE... BUT MAN, THE SECOND I SEE YOUR FACE, MISTER NICE JSKYLINGTR IS *GONE*! YEAH, FORGET YOUR DUMB MEETING! I'LL PUMMEL YOU AND GRAB HANNA!>:(

one massive beatdown later

Jskylinegtr: ............what.................. happened...............? where are my skills? that was not my "A" game. i mean, i've lost before, but not THAT easily......X_X

Hanna: nothing but a weakling.>:I

Me: you're like every single joke character in every fighting game.>:P

Jskylinegtr: heh. that doesn't matter.>:)

Everyone: hm?:I

Jskylinegtr: as we're speaking, my favorite top models are on their way to Gameloft, so they can replace them!>:)

Me: YOU SON OF A BITCH! TOP MODELS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT GAME DEVELOPING!>:(

Jskylinegtr: tch. it's your loss, pal!>:P

Feuerrm: NOT IF WE CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!>:( *slams his hand on the "press in case of showbiz fanboy" button, which launches a barrage of heat-seeking missiles, killing the top models in the process*

Jskylinegtr: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THEY WERE OUR ONLY HOPE!D:<

Me: serves you right!>:(

Jskylinegtr: you asshole. you ruined everything. and your whore is uglier than my favorite top models you just killed, you scum!>:(

MICROAGGRESSION! HIT HIM!>:D

Jskylinegtr: NONONONO!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT, I SWEAR!O_O

Hanna: OH, YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT!! I'LL TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS!! *bumps her fists and uses the Electric Fly* GIMMEMYMONEYYYYYYYY!!!D:<

Jskylinegtr: owwww......X_X

TF2014: did she just..................? wow.O_O

Hanna learned Electric Fly!

Me: now don't go thinking that it's okay to replace Gameloft with top models! no one gives a crap about them!>:(

Jskylinegtr: then i suppose you like ugly chicks like your whore!>:(

MICROAGGRESSION! HIT HIM!>:D

Jskylinegtr: NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN!!O_O

Me: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!! NO ONE CALLS MY GIRL AN UGLY WHORE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!*bumps his fists and uses the Electric Fly* JOHNYSTARTTHECAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!D:<

Jskylinegtr: owwww.....X_X

Shelby: makes me happy i'm not a showbiz fan. the showbiz models have no damn fashion sense.T_T

Shadow Azelfland: agreed.T_T

Jskylinegtr: look, i-i'm sorry! please! i won't tell anyone about this and i will tell everyone the truth! and i'll never ever EVER call Gameloft evil again! JUST DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE!O_O

Hanna: you should've learned your manners before trying to invade our private meeting OR trying to insult me! NEVER insult a girl!>:( *beats the everliving crap out of Jskylinegtr*

Kimberley: whoa!:O

Silver Azelfland (making his Mortal Kombat announcer impression): FINISH HIM!>:)

Kimberley: whoa!:O

Silver Azelfland: what?>:I

Hanna: *uses her newfound psychic powers to make one of her diamond katanas float and spin vertically like a chopper, chopping the floating Jskylinegtr to bits in the process*

Silver Azelfland (making his Mortal Kombat announcer impression): Hanna wins. flawless victory. FATALITY!>:)

TF2014: how in the...................?!O_O

Hanna learned Psychic!

Diana: UGH! i got blood all over my clothes!>:(

Shelby: touche.-_-

TF2014: one thing's for sure. i won't interfere with Azelfland's haters.:I

Audi R8 tyke: well, i will.:P

Me: well, bud. you know how you're torturing Anais?:)

TF2014: yeah.:I

Me: well, i got a form of torture you can use to torture her emotionally. you and Kim making out in front of her.>:)

TF2014: isn't that privacy violation, though?:I

Me: i know, but it's also a way to get revenge on her for all the times Vincent tried to screw with us. all you have to do is ignore her insults she throws at you.>:)

TF2014: devious and kind of like violating one's privacy. but i like it.>:)

The narrator from Spongebob: two hours later.

Me: I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE F***ERS!>:(

TheHawtDawg1: what happened?:I

Me (breaking the fourth wall): TOBIAS AND HIS SO-CALLED "FRIENDS" TAUNTED ME AND CALLED THE ENTIRE SERIES A "FAIRY TALE"! WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH THEM?!>:(

TheHawtDawg1: whoa, dude. chill. don't listen to them.O_O

Me: YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU'LL COME WITH ME!! THIS WHOLE THING JUST GOT PERSONAL!>:(

a few minutes later, at a bar

Tobias Mann: gimme a drink.:P

Bartender: okay.:I

Tobias Mann: anyway. (speaking Hindi) cabbages? why eat cabbages when you can eat potatoes?:D *laughs*

TheHawtDawg1: hey Tobias! i'd like to have a word with you!>:(

Tobias Mann: what do you want? did i summon you...... boy?>:I

TheHawtDawg1: you and your "friends" taunted Azelfland!>:(

Tobias Mann: go away!>:P

TheHawtDawg1: and now he's upset!>:(

Tobias Mann: oh, Azelfland is upset. do i look like i give a f**k, peasant? (to Azelfland) oh, there he is. (being sarcastic) hey, stupid. i'm so sorry you're so upset. oh, boo-f***ing-hoo.:D *laughs*

Me: can't we just talk about this?:(

TheHawtDawg1: hold on. (to Tobias) you stay away from Azelfland.>:(

Tobias Mann: i must be hearing things. i could've sworn for a minute that this fool told me what to do. did you hear that boys?:P

Tobias' men: yeah.>:I

Tobias Mann (heading for the exit): now..... get them out of here.>:I

Me (chasing Tobias): you're not going anywhere, motherf***er!>:(

during the chase

Me: hey, Tobias! you know Tweak is gonna kill you too!O_O

Tobias Mann: Azelfland, you got it all wrong, pal! Tweak was the one saving your ass. every time i wanted to get rid of you, Tweak would find an excuse to keep you alive! well, now it's up to me and i ain't a f***ing soft touch. so, how's Hanna? i always had a thing for her! Nuke and i got some shots of you and her going at it like a couple of corny chihuahuas. man, does she put out like a pro!:D

Me: SCREW YOU TOBIAS! i know what you're trying to do and i'm not letting you crawl inside my head!>:(

Tobias Mann: i'm not kidding! it's the best stake-out i've ever done! Azelfland, you should've seen your mom before she was buried. she was a real mess! most of her face was hanging off!:D

Me: DON'T F***ING TALK ABOUT MY MOM!>:(

Tobias Mann: the boys, you know, they fooled around with her at the scene, you know... touching her, joking around and s**t.:D

Me: F**K YOU, TOBIAS! F**K! YOU!>:(

Tobias Mann: heh heh heh!XD

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: *knocks down Tobias' getaway car*

Me: not feeling so f***ing full of yourself now, huh?>:(

Tobias Mann: ......... *cough* yeah, well them is the breaks........... f**k.......X_X

Me: any last requests?>:(

Tobias Mann: yeah............ *cough cough* can i f**k Hanna?X_X

Me: you're an asshole to the end. PUNK MOTHERF***ER!>:( *stomps Tobias' head and kills him*

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: why do i get the feeling that this is not the real Tobias?:I

Me: it's because....................... *examines the dummy* it's a.... dummy? and it's got fake blood on it. that means.........>:I *interrupts Tobias' attack from behind*

Tobias Mann (the real one): what the-?!O_O

Me: well, you're trying to kill me with the good old switcheroo, aren't you? you forgot one vital thing. i can use my psychic abilities to read your moves, bitch.>:)

Tobias Mann: and i would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!>:(

Me: tch. guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?>:I *slams Tobias to the getaway car several times*

Tobias: owwwww....X_X

Me: so, what are you gonna do now? you gonna beg for mercy, like your friend did?>:)

Tobias Mann: go ahead. kill me. i don't care. it won't change the fact that Gameloft are still evil.....X_X

Me: wait. you serious?:I

Tobias Mann: about what?X_X

Me: about me killing you. you won't beg for mercy or anything like that?:I

Tobias Mann: yeah............*cough*X_X

Me: well, then. i gotta say, this is the first time someone doesn't care if they die. but before i think of killing you, perhaps.....>:)

Tobias Mann: perhaps what? *cough cough*X_X

Me: perhaps i should thank you.>:)

Tobias Mann: for what?X_X

Me: for helping me back in the Rezvani Beast Alpha championship. you made one of Iceland's qualifiers look more like a cakewalk for me. for your troubles, i'll give you a quick and painless death.>:)

Tobias Mann: THIS is the thanks you're giving me?X_X

Me: yeah. as promised, i'll put you out of your misery.>:) *snaps Tobias' neck*

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: well, serves him right. that's what he gets for being an insufferable prick all the time.T_T

Me: agreed. and Hanna is NOT gonna like what she'll hear.T_T

back at Azelfland's garage

Hanna: HE WHAT?!>:(

Me: you heard right! Tobias had a thing for you!>:I

Hanna: AND HE STALKED US TOO?!>:(

Me: from what i heard, yes. he and Nuke were stalking us.>:I

Hanna: AND TOBIAS WAS A PEDOPHILE?! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!>:(

Me: but in the end, he got what he deserved.:P

Hanna: I'M SO GLAD HE'S DEAD!! UGH!! first his Gameloftphobia and now pedophilia?! what kind of adult does all this?!>:(

Kimberley: what's all the ruckus?:I

Hanna: Tobias being a pedophile, that's what! i'm just glad he's dead.>:(

Me: yeah................ when i told her, Hanna got steaming mad about it. and in a few minutes, she'll want to burst her anger on someone.':I

Hanna: i'm gonna go burst my anger on the punching bag.>:(

TF2014: did something happen to Hanna?:I

Me: nah, she's angry about the fact that Tobias "had a thing for her".>:I

TF2014: TOBIAS WAS A PEDOPHILE?!O_O

Kimberley: yep.:P

TF2014: serves him right!>:(

Me: now if you'll excuse me, i'll go accompany Hanna.:P

later, at the coordinates of the Renault Sport RS01

Flora: um, are you sure this is the place?:I

My Jaguar F-Type Project 7: yep. and the Renault Sport RS01 should be in the building.>:I

Persephone: you know what that means, guys.>:)

TF2014: it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. but i'm all out of gum.>:)

at the top of the Vivendi supporting base

Herobrine: so, you've come at last.>:)

TF2014: you're outnumbered, you son of a bitch!>:(

Herobrine: does that even matter? face it. Vincent won. there's nothing you can do to get the racing scene back on its feet.>:)

Cyril: you think? if we kill Vincent, his business will go bankrupt.>:P

Herobrine: i'd like to see you try. also, i got Azelfland's Renault Sport RS-

Me: THINK FAST, SUCKER!>:) *throws 1.950.000 credits to the cage and breaks it*

Herobrine: HOW DID YOU- I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T GET MORE CREDITS AFTER WE MADE MASTERY A ONE-TIME ONLY THING!O_O

My Renault Sport RS01: that's because his MP4-31 is still viable for farming.>:P

Cyril: guess i'll deal with you real quick. *punches Herobrine to make him turn around and rips his upper half to use it as a puppet* (in his puppet voice) what did you do, Cyril? (back to his normal voice) i did what you asked. (back to his puppet voice) not what i meant by the splits.:P

The audience: YOU SUCK!!D:< *one of the people in the audience throws a tomato to the supposed Herobrine puppet before Herobrine dissapears*

Me (making my Mortal Kombat announcer impression): FATALITY! Cyril wins. flawless victory.>:)

Audi R8 tyke: *laughs* that was so hillarious!XD

TF2014: and brutal. but also humiliating as well.:P

Diana: you really are hyped for Mortal Kombat 11, aren't you, bro?:P

Cyril: you could say that.:)

Audi R8 tyke: well, one thing's for sure. we won't be seeing Herobrine again.:P

Meanwhile, in Minecraft's nether

Herobrine: can't believe i got used as a puppet during my death!>:(

Entity303: RUN, HEROBRINE!!O_O

Herobrine: why are y- (seeing the Uganda Knuckles army) uh-oh.O_O

Both: *screaming goat*

Uganda Knuckles 1: SPIT ON HIM!

Uganda Knuckles 2: SPIT ON THE NON-BELIEVER BOYS!

Herobrine and Entity303: LET US OUT!!!!O_O

five days later

Loraine: even the Carribean is not safe from the riot.O_O

Zoe: what makes you say that?:I

Loraine: well, i watched the news. that's why.O_O

My McLaren MP4-31: okay. done. we got the credits for the Land Shark.:P

Renault Sport RS01: cool! me and her go way back.:)

Jaguar F-Type Project 7: i know where this one is.:)

at the coordinates of the Land Shark

Hanna: well, this is the place.:I

Me: why do i get the feeling someone i know betrayed us?:I

ShinnyShin: i got that feeling too.:I

???: that's 'cause you killed Jskylinegtr.>:(

Everyone: HUH?!O_O

Me: KILBROS?!O_O

Kilbros: yes, it's me. had you not killed Jskylinegtr, the world would've gotten better.>:(

Me: YOU BELIEVE HIM?! YOU BUTTF***ING TRAITOR!>:(

Kilbros: i was forced to betray you, okay?:(

TraceG11: but............... why? i thought we were friends.:(

Kilbros: look. everyone wants your genocide to end. if you kill Nuke, who knows what will happen?:(

Hanna: HE'S the one the world would benefit from his non-existence, not Azelfland!>:(

Kilbros: just come quietly. i don't want to hurt you.:(

Me: and let Vincent conquer the world and that fool sway everyone from their real opinions?! NOT A CHANCE!>:(

Kilbros: i mean no harm.:(

Me: I DON'T GIVE A S**T!! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BUTTF***ING TRAITOR!>:(

Kilbros: i'm sorry, Azelfland, but you left me with no choice.:(

Thunder (coming in): HEY, YOU PUNKS!>:(

Kilbros: hm?:I

Everyone: THUNDER?!O_O

Thunder: the hated boss who beats you down and beats you down and never lets up. yeah. big bad Thunder is here.>:)

Vivendi goon 1: hey, i know you. you're that pathetic guy who's friends with our boss' enemy. didn't expect much from a thug like you.>:P

Kilbros: no vision. no ideals. what's a punk like you doing here anyway?>:P

Thunder: ................................. heh. i have to admit. you got me all figured out. i got nothing, not even my old garage, except for my girl. i'm just another regular nobody. BUT! I STILL GOT SOME THINGS I CAN'T LET GO... THINGS AIN'T NOBODY GONNA MESS WITH! AND GUESS WHAT? YOU PUNKS JUST MESSED WITH ONE OF THOSE THINGS! I CAN'T LET THAT SLIDE!>:(

Vivendi goon 2: tch. you must have a death wish.>:I

Thunder: hey, Azelfland. gimme a hand here.>:I

Me: with pleasure.>:)

another beatdown later

Kilbros: look, it was just a prank. ._.

Thunder: time to die, you scum. *proceeds to use the Fist Of The North Star on Kilbros* AAAAAAAAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA WAAAAATAAAAHHHHH!!!D:<

Kilbros: THIS is your death threat? pathetic.:P

Thunder: omae wa, mou shindeiru.>:) (translation: you're already dead.)

Kilbros: NANI?!O_O  (translation: WHAT?!) *explodes into a bloody mess*

Vivendi goon 1: RUN!!O_O

All Vivendi goons: *run away*

TF2014: thanks for the help back there.:)

Thunder: i just beat down on the guy who was getting on my nerves, that's all. now, what are you waiting for? you guys have a score to settle with Heihachi, don't you?>:I

at the top of the Vivendi supporting base

Heihachi Mishima: well, well. we've been expecting you.>:)

Me: "we"? what do you mean?:I

Azelfland.exe: i'm here too.>:)

Audi R8 tyke: ah, crap.T_T

Heihachi Mishima: it's time to die, you brat!>:( *loads up his handgun*

Wanda: since when do the Mishimas use handguns?!O_O

Flora: actually, since Tekken 3.:P

Wanda: fair enough.:P

Kazuya Mishima: don't you get it, Heihachi?! Azelfland's demonic alter ego is just manipulating you!>:I

Heihachi Mishima: HAH! like i'm going to believe that.>:P

TF2014: listen. Azelfland.exe was just using you. he used the Uganda Knuckles army to make you feel like a joke. trust me on this. we can get you back to your own dimension without having to fight you for a second time.>:I

Azelfland.exe: don't listen to these fools! SHOOT THEM!>:(

Heihachi Mishima: .............................no.>:(

Azelfland.exe: YOU DARE BETRAY ME?!>:(

Heihachi Mishima: yes. i've had enough of you demonic scum making me look like a joke! DIE!!>:( *shoots Azelfland.exe several times*

Azelfland.exe: you made a big mistake, Heihachi.>:( *zaps Heihachi*

Chica: is Heihachi gonna be okay?:I

Me: he survived getting thrown off a cliff and an explosion to the face. he'll be fine.:P

Heihachi Mishima: we'll make a truce to fight this demon.>:I

Kazuya Mishima: fine. but remember, once we get back to our world, we'll get back to trying to kill each other.>:I

Azelfland.exe: MINIONS! DEAL WITH THESE MOTHERF***ERS!>:(

Heihachi Mishima: try to keep up, Kazuya. you too, Azelfland.>:)

Me: right back at you, Heihachi.>:)

several hrodes of demons later

Heihachi Mishima: SO LONG, SUCKERS!>:D

Kazuya Mishima: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!>:(

Heihachi Mishima: you betrayed me back in Honmaru, so now we're even.>:P *jumps to the portal*

Kazuya Heihachi: i'll go after Heihachi. but before i go.... here.>:I

Me: ............your sunglasses?:O

Kazuya Mishima: yes. think of it as a memento. to remind you of our co-operation.:) *jumps to the portal as well*

Azelfland.exe: MARK MY WORDS, AZELFLAND! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME!>:(

Hanna: riiiiiiiiight.-_-

back at Azelfland's garage (again)

My Mosler Land Shark: thank for saving my rear bumper from this demon, you guys.^_^

Renault Sport RS01: anytime.:)

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: only the TRION NEMESIS remains and we'll finally take down TweakRacer.>:)

Me: right. but before that, Perse texted me and she wants to meet me at Pier 54. i'll see you guys later.>:I

Pier 54, San Francisco, USA

Persephone: yo, Azelf. i'm up here. get to where i am.>:I

Me: okay. *teleports to where Persephone is* so, what's the plan?:I

Persephone: Woozie's boys will come right now. you need to get rid of the goons from the roofs. take my sniper rifle and take down every last one.>:I

Me: you got it, Perse. *snipes every single goon on the roof* man, my sniping skills are on point!>:)

Persephone: and it looks llike Surf is here.>:I

Me: look at that fool. hanging out with Vivendi as if they were long-life pals!>:(

Persephone: CHARGE!!>:(

Both: *charge towards the goons and SurfnSlide and kill all the goons*

Persephone: Nathan! i see you, you rifa motherf***er!>:( *shoots Nathan*

Me: hey, Surf! sherm-head asshole! where do you think you're going?>:(

SurfnSlide: can't stop me!>:P

Me: you sold us out, Surf! you f***ed with us all!>:(

SurfnSlide: i'm a motherf***ing genius!>:D

MICROAGGRESSION! HIT HIM!!>:D

Me: oh, you're going down. *bumps his fists and uses the Electric Fly* GOTTASUCKMYNUTS!!D:<

later, at the Goldengate bridge (on top of one of the pillars)

SurfnSlide: ............................ TweakRacer should've kept you where you belong. no matter how many of us fall, there will always be another one to stand against you.X_X

Me: they will fall as well.>:(

SurfnSlide: the death of TweakRacer means the death of us all!X_X

Me: then prepare for YOUR death, Surf!>:( *beats the crap out of Surf*

SurfnSlide: OW! WHAT THE HELL?!X_X

Me: where's my money? YOU GONNA GIVE ME THAT MONEY? WHERE MY MONEY, MAN?!>:(

SurfnSlide: *screams in pain*

Me: WHERE'S THE MONEY, MAN?! WHERE'S MY MONEY?!>:(

SurfnSlide: you freaking psychopath!X_X

Me: getting real tired of you ducking me, man! getting real tired.>:(

SurfnSlide: listen, you gotta give me more t- *screams in pain*

Me: DON'T MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME, MAN! don't make a fool out of me! i want my money!>:(

SurfnSlide: owwwwwwww..... *cough cough*X_X

Me: i want my money, man.>:(

SurfnSlide: Azelfland, listen, i was joking abou- OH MY GOD!O_O

Me: *squeezes Surf's eyeballs and snaps his neck* and clean yourself up.>:( *throws Surf into the water*

back at Azelfland's garage (for the third time)

TF2014: so, you've taken down Surf, huh?:P

Me: yep. he got what he deserved for owing me money.:P

TF2014: wait, you beat him up because he owed you money, just like in that one episode of Family Guy where Stewie beats up Brian because Brian owed Stewie money for losing a bet?:I

Me: exactly.:P

TF2014: anyway, i'm just thankful it's peaceful in Paris. makes it a great place to go on a date with our girls.:)

Me: you totally read my mind.^_^

TF2014: well, since i'm going to leave soon enough, i might as well hang out with you and Hanna till that time comes. but remember, i won't interfere with Nuke OR Tweak. once i leave, that's the time you'll deal with Tweak, okay?:I

Me: i understand, bud.:)

meanwhile, in the VVS' eighth base

Azelfland.exe: AS IF THE VVS GOING DOWNHILL WASN'T ENOUGH, HEIHACHI BETRAYS ME EASILY!>:(

Vincent: maybe i could deal with Azelfland.':I

Azelfland.exe: name ONE TIME Azelfland failed to get a car!>:(

Vincent: um.................... the One-77 and Aventador SV EDDs in his return and the Arash AF10 R&D before its fourth revival?':I

Azelfland.exe: THOSE DON'T COUNT, YOU IDIOT!! THAT'S IT! YOU FAILED ME TOO MANY TIMES!! AND I KNOW YOU'LL FAIL ONCE AZELFLAND GETS ENOUGH CREDITS TO GET THE NEMESIS, WHICH IS IN OUR BASE!! I'LL DEAL WITH AZELFLAND MYSELF!>:(

Vincent: what about me?:(

Azelfland.exe: YOU BETTER GET TO YOUR ORIGINAL HQ! 'CAUSE ONCE I DEAL WITH AZELFLAND, I WILL DEAL WITH YOU AND YOUR GOOD-FOR-NOTHING COMPANY AS WELL!

Vincent: ........okay. ._.

and that ends episode 16 of season 10 of "asphalt stories". not long till the Gameloft riot arc ends.

until next time.

-Azelfland.

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