i had a bit of difficulty writing this one for one reason: the final exams. but i'll say it right now. getting the Corvette C3 feels great. upgrading her is the hard part also, the SLR McLaren EDD was revived, but i already have it, so i don't need to worry about going through that EDD again. this also means i get to take a break from all the exhausting back-to-back events.
with that out of the way, this is episode 15 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". this episode takes place between R8 tyke's attempt on the SLR McLaren EDD. here goes:
Havana, Cuba, Vivendi's fourth secret base
Azelfland.exe: IMBECILES!! FOOLS!! NINCOMPOOPS!! *slams his hand to the table* CAN'T YOU IDIOTS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! according to THIS, your track record for spreading evil IS PATHETIC!!>:( *slams his hand to the table again*
Vincent: but Azelfland.exe, it's not our fault! that wretched Azelfland is to blame!>:(
Azelfland.exe: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! i won't let ANYONE get in the way of evil! ESPECIALLY NOT MY ALTER EGO!! AZELFLAND MUST BE ELIMINATED!!>:(
Anais: um, Azelfland.exe, need i remind you that Azelfland always finds a way to defeat us? maybe he's just too good for us.:I
Azelfland.exe: *slams his hands to the table* ENOUGH EXCUSES!! YOU FIVE IDIOTS NEED TO COME UP WITH ONE GOOD PLAN!!! OR ELSE...................!>:(
Vincent: how do i always get into these situations? oh god.:(
Dr. Eggman: there must be something we can come up with. say, Vincent. haven't you been tinkering with some kind of new secret weapon of yours?>:I
Vincent: i don't know what you're talking about, Eggman.:I
Anais: Vincent, honey. i think he's referring to the super secret weapon you've been working on day and night since the last time Azelfland defeated you.:P
Azelfland.exe: ENOUGH FIGURING!! DO WE HAVE A PLAN?!>:(
Vincent: well, in my scientific endeavors, i've been able to create a genetically advanced super weapon of unbelievable strength. but the power source................... is the final missing crucial element to cause chaos.>:I
Azelfland.exe: hm............ chaos............................. chaos.................... YEEEEEEEESSSS!!! THE CHAOS EMERALDS!!!>:D
Vincent: right! the chaos emeralds! that's it! if we can find them and unleash their destructive energy, it will create enough power to bring my secret weapon to life. we'd have a weapon capable of crushing mountains, demolishing entire cities!:D
Azelfland.exe: and wiping Azelfland off the face of the Earth FOREVER!!>:D
Vincent: get ready to face my WRATH, Azelfland! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!>:D
meanwhile, in Azelfland's garage
Audi R8 tyke: i'm sorry, Azelfland. those time trials got me.:(
Me: it's okay, man. you can't win them all, you know.:)
Hanna: so, what kind of event are we dealing with this time?:I
My Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition: well, according to the Silver Lightning, it's going to be my EDD, on March 31st.:I
My KTM 1290 Super Duke R: thank god we don't have to deal with it again.:P
My Cadillac CTS-V Coupe Race Car: agreed. can you imagine how frustrating and rigged it was?>:(
a sudden tremor happens, but stops shortly
Sonic: what happened?:I
Me: it must be the work of my demonic alter ego, Azelfland.exe. i'm gonna go see what's going on. i'll meet up with you guys later.>:I *teleports*
the Aztec temple, Mexico
Azelfland.exe: hello, my fellow alter ego.>:)
Me: you got my attention, Azelfland.exe. what kind of diabolical scheme have you and Vincent been planning this time?>:(
Azelfland.exe: no schemes. just a couple of familiar faces dropping by for a visit.>:) *snaps his fingers and four Ultra Wormholes are summoned*
Alomomola, Darkai, Dusknoir and Gigalith from an alternate universe come out of the four Ultra Wormholes
Me: NO!!! NOT MY ENEMIES FROM THE PAST!! AZELFLAND.EXE, WHY DID YOU RELEASE THEM?! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME THEY WERE FREE?!O_O
Azelfland.exe: so? they were responsible for causing you to rage a lot while trying to take them down and failing to keep them dead a couple of years back. you worry too much, my alter ego.>:)
Me: you can't just summon them to Earth! they're far too dangerous! this is going to spell disaster for us all!O_O
Darkrai from an alternate universe: *sinister laugh* on the contrary, Azelfland. spells disaster for you and your friends that you care so much about. DESTROY HIM!!>:)
My enemies from the past: *gang up on Azelfland, but Azelfland dodges their attacks with a somersault*
Me: you won't get away with this!>:(
Azelfland.exe: *evil laughter* WHO'S GOING TO STOP ME NOW?!>:D
back at Azelfland's garage
Me: guys, this is just as i feared. Azelfland.exe and Vincent have summoned my enemies from my past from alternate dimensions to find the Chaos emeralds and destroy all of AsphaltLand. the only way to deal with this situation is to find the Chaos emeralds first before they do. with their power and with Silver Azelfland's power to summon Ultra Wormholes, we can send all four of them back to where they came from. we must act quickly. Flora, Tails, how's the status of that Spirit Pokemon machine thing?>:I
Flora: it's almost finished. just a few more adjustments and we're ready to go.:)
Me: well done, you two. this will give us the chance to test it. we must hurry.>:I
on the underground floor of Azelfland's garage
Flora: *uses her laptop to make the adjustments*
Diana: now, that's an awesome lab!^_^
Flora: *finishes the adjustments* okay. all systems are ready and operational.:)
Me: it's time to get those goons and even the odds.:)
Tails: though it's not going to work on you, because you're already an Azelf. this means that you're the only one who can switch between his Azelf and Batfox forms anytime. however, with the Spirit pokemon machine, all you guys have to do is stand under the scanner, then you'll get scanned. after that, you'll get zapped and you'll be given the ability to transform into the Spirit Pokemon inside you. also, the fur color for Mobians is maintained. however, for humans, like Lucas -AKA TheHawtDawg1-, the colors of the specific pokemon will be used.:)
Me: fair enough.:P
Hanna: cool! me first!:D
the next day, after Moto Blitz season 6.1
My Pagani Huayra BC: soooooooooooo, what do you want to do with all these credits?:I
Me: i'll get the Corvette C3, that's what.>:I
My Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport: just be careful. AsphaltLand is full of Vivendi goons looking for the chaos emeralds.
Me: i will.>:I
Texas, USA, after spending 850.000 credits
My Chevrolet Corvette C3: hey, Azelfland. long time, no see.^_^
Me: been a while indeed. *gets in the Corvette C3 and shifts into first gear* so, how have you been?:)
Chevrolet Corvette C3: good. how about you? how's the Corvette Grand Sport?:)
Me: good. she's doing very well.^_^
Chevrolet Corvette C3: so, are you going to get my sister as well?:)
Me: the Camaro?! HELL NO!! F@#K HER!! I'M NOT GETTING HER!!!>:(
Chevrolet Corvette C3: why? what did she ever do to you?:I
Me: HER KIND WAS EVERYWHERE IN MULTIPLAYER! and thank god she's no longer useful in multiplayer. she deserved it, because F@#K THE CAMARO!!>:(
Chevrolet Corvette C3: when is your hate for her going to go away?:I
Me: once i get her, but that will NEVER happen!!>:(
a few minutes later
Vivendi's dispatch: attention patrollers nearby. a street racer has been reported east of Texas. requesting units to head up.>:I
Vivendi goon 1: any more details on that call from our members?>:I
Vivendi's dispatch: suspect is in a Red Corvette.>:I
Vivendi goon 2: okay. we'll keep our eyes on it.>:I
Azelfland's Corvette C3 passes by at 120 kilometers per hour
Vivendi goon: it's the Red Corvette we were told about!! LET'S GET HIM!!>:I
Me: oh, crap! they're onto us!!O_O
Chevrolet Corvette C3: no worries. i still got my upgrades since last time.>:)
Me: amen to that.:P
in New York
Chevrolet Corvette C3: UH-OH!! ROADBLOCK UP AHEAD!!O_O
Me: we got this.>:I
My Devel Sixteen Prototype: *comes out honking like the 1970 Dodge Charger R/T from Dukes of Hazzard* 560 KILOMETERS PER HOUR OF POWEEEEEEEEEER!!!!>:D *smashes the roadblock unscratched*
Me: that was AWESOME!!:D
My Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH?!>:( *knocks down one of the Webers*
My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: we got your back!>:)
My McLaren MP4/8: AND HIS NAME IS THE MP4/8!!!>:D *flattens one of the 9FFs*
back at Azelfland's garage (again)
Chevrolet Corvette C3: had it not been for you guys, this would've been the end of us.^_^
Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: anytime.;)
My Porsche 911 GT3 RS: though, upgrading you is going to be hard, because of Azelfland's final exams.:P
Chevrolet Corvette C3: fair enough.:P
Shelby: hey, what's that shiny thing on your trunk?:I
Chevrolet Corvette C3: what are you talking about?:I
Shadow Azelfland: hmph. just a yellow and a green gem. not worth the effort.>:I
Silver Azelfland: it's not any ordinary gems. it's the chaos emeralds.O_O
Me: and that means R8 tyke's SLR McLaren will have two more of them as well.>:I
Hanna: this reminds me of our quest to getting the 718 Boxster S and the pokemon emeralds.:I
Sonic: what are those?:I
TheHawtDawg1: they're like the chaos emeralds, only they're shaped like pokeballs.:P
TweakRacer: looks like i detected one of Azelfland's enemies from the past.>:I
Hanna: where are they?>:I
TweakRacer: they're in the same Aztec temple Azelfland.exe summoned them.>:I
later, on the Aztec temple in Mexico
Metal Azelfland: we've been waiting for you.>:)
Chica: don't even try to do anything funny.>:(
Metal Azelfland: YOU'RE the ones that have to worry about it. with Gigalith from an alternate dimension, we'll crush you.>:)
Shadow: hmph. you don't even have the guts. just try it. i dare you.>:I
Gigalith from an alternate universe: oh, we will.>:I *fuses with Metal Azelfland, transforming him into Earth Metal Azelfland*
Chica: hm. so you can fuse with Azelfland's enemies and transform into one of Earth's four elements? i'm not impressed.>:P
Shadow: heh. you're learning, my sweetheart.^_^
Earth Metal Azelfland: we'll see if you'll repeat the same words after this.>:)
Chica: i got MY secret weapon as well.>:) *transforms into her pokemon form*
Earth Metal Azelfland: well, i'm screwed.O_O
one butt whooping later
Gigalith from an alternate universe: what the-? my body is being pulled back to my universe! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!O_O *gets sucked into the Ultra Wormhole and gets sent back to where he came from*
Chica: one down, three to go.>:)
Shadow: great job.^_^
2nd of June, back at Havana, Cuba
Azelfland.exe: VINCEEEEEEEENT!!!! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET THAT SUPER SECRET WEAPON OF YOURS READY?! YOU'RE BEGINNING TO TEST MY PATIENCE!!>:(
Vincent: um.............. i'm working on it, Azelfland.exe. Azelfland may have defeated Gigalith from an alternate universe, but he only has 3 more enemies from his past to take down. and we're going to make sure that Alomomola from an alternate universe takes him down.>:I
Metal Azelfland: yeah. this water pokemon and i are gonna take. him. OUT! ooooooohhhh, i'm gonna tear him apart, limb from limb.>:I
back at Azelfland's garage (for the third time)
Chevrolet Corvette C3: finaly. you upgraded my nitro boost at last.:P
My McLaren 675LT: i know it's hard, but we have the final exams to worry about.:P
Me: now, if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go study for the final exams.:P
and that ends episode 15 of season 7 of "Asphalt stories". the last line summarizes my school life in a nutshell, but i got more important things to do than farming non-stop.
until next time.
-Azelfland.