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yep. i got myself the F-Type. and that was just needed, because.................... well, i kind of felt like it. also, i had some upgrading shenanigans these days because of those exams at school.

this is episode 6 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Barcelona, Spain

My ED Design Torq: coast is clear.>:I

TF2014: that's good. once i'm done with the tour, we'll leave without any second thoughts.>:I

My Mosler GT3: so, this is where our home was before it was moved to Rome, huh?:I

Metal Azelfland: yes. when i was controlled by Vincent, he tracked Azelfland's garage. luckily, TF2014's aircraft were able to move it to Rome.>:I

My Koenigsegg One:1: so that explains why there are more Vivendi patrols in Barcelona than usual.:I

Me: yeah. however, i learned to mega evolve with my own stress in the process.:)

Cynthia: hopefully TweakRacer's zombie army won't come here.:I

Feuerrm: it won't. anywhere we can race, the zombies won't be able to invade, because there is an invisible forcefield that prevents them from getting there.:)

Emily: how do you know about this?:I

Feuerrm: Azelfland's electric cars told me.:P

Cynthia: awesome.^_^

after the Barcelona tour

TF2014: okay. let's get out of here.>:I

Hanna: you got it.>:I

two days later, in Azure Coast

Me: well, would you look at that. the F-Type is on sale.^_^

Diana: how much?:I

Me: 525 tokens. i know we go back to 4.275 tokens, but i have to, okay?:I

My McLaren 675LT: well, if you have to go for it, go for it.:I

the narrator from Spngebob: a few moments later.

My Jaguar F-Type: sup?^_^

ED Design Torq: hey, F-Type. how's it going?^_^

Hanna: well, this also gave us access to a race that requires the F-Type.:P

Alice: not till we fully upgrade him. and i can see he still has the upgrades from some EDD.:I

Me: i can't remember which EDD had the F-Type as one of the Enduro cars, though.:I

Hanna: well, it doesn't matter. back to getting to our date.:P

Wanda: yep.:P

Rio De Janeiro, Brazil

My McLaren MP4-31: and here comes the tour with the damned fourth qualifier.:P

McLaren 675LT: sick reference to the MP4-31 championship.:P

TF2014: it won't be THAT damned, since i fully PROed the X2. hopefully no new king comes by then.:I

Lily: at least it will be less nerve-wracking.:I

Naomi: yeah.:P

after the Rio tour

Lily: nice one.^_^

TF2014: told you. not as damned as you thought.:P

Me: guess i doubted about that.:I

Tokyo, Japan

Hanna: well, i'm lucky your retro cars got what they deserved.:P

Me: yeah. me too.:I

TF2014: well, this is it.>:I

Me: at least i didn't have to deal with it this time. you know my token stash fiasco.O_O

six months ago

Me: okay, you know what, there's no way we can beat this at your tuning. there's only one thing to do.>:(

My 2018 McLaren X2: give up and go home?:I

Me: we'll spend tokens to skip it.>:(

2018 McLaren X2: ARE YOU CRAZY?! WE ALREADY DID THIS WITH THE FOURTH QUALIFIER!!O_O

Me: WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO WE HAVE, X2?!>:( *spends 900 tokens to skip the qualifier*

Hanna: i've never seen Azelfland this angry before. ._.

Metal Azelfland: me neither. ._.

back to the present

Alice: i know. you still remember it and you want to forget about it.:I

Diana: no worries. after we're done with Roaring Thunder, we can get our revenge on Adrian for making a fool of us. and he's NOT gonna walk away with this.>:I

after the sixth qualifier of Tokyo

Adrian Heat: yeah. the deal was eight races. it won't happen again.>:I

Vincent (on the phone): i'm afraid i can't help you anymore.>:I

Adrian Heat: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! WE HAD A DEAL! just give me one more chance! i can take them!O_O

Vincent (on the phone): no. you're trash. your whole crew is trash. we're through. goodbye, Adrian.>:( *hangs up*

Adrian Heat: *angrily throws the phone to the ground and breaks it*

at the pit stops

Adrian Heat: YOU!!! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT BAD LUCK! I TOOK YOU OUT ONCE AND I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN! I'M CALLING YOU OUT, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, EVERYTHING ON THE LINE! YOU DOWN OR WHAT?!>:(

during the final Grand Finale

TF2014: HOW DOES IT FEEL GETTING REKT BY A FULLY PROED X2?!>:D

Adrian Heat: oh, i'll catch up eventually.>:I

after the Grand Finale

TF2014: SUCK ON THAT, ADRIAN!!>:D

Adrian Heat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!D:

TF2014: did you really think i would fail this championship this time? HA! i don't think so! i had a load of those CREs thanks to the halloween festival.>:)

Me: i still don't know what Lily, Naomi and Sarah cosplayed as.:P

Sarah: AND Roaring Thunder got disqualified. again.>:)

TF2014: *points his handgun at Adrian Heat* now it's time for you to die.>:(

Adrian Heat: um, remember the whole cheating thing? it was all just a prank. ._.

Me: just kill him already! i'm sick and tired of his bulls**t!>:(

Shadow: *pulls out an AK-47* SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!>:D

Shadow Azelfland: *takes the AK-47 and throws it away*

Shadow: WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!>:(

Shadow Azelfland: i'm not hearing any of your crap. capische?>:(

Shadow: hm. touche.-_-

Cynthia: you know what, i'll give you the same brutal death like i did to the Conglomerate head ten months ago. and there's NOTHING you can do about it.>:( *beats the everliving crap out of Adrian Heat*

TF2014: whoa!:O

Me (making my Mortal Kombat announcer impression): FINISH HIM!>:)

TF2014: whoa!:O

Me: what?>:I

Cynthia: *slices Adrian Heat in half with her chainsaw*

Me (making my Mortal Kombat announcer impression): Cynthia wins. flawless victory. FATALITY!>:)

Cynthia: serves you right, jerk!>:(

Hanna: at least we don't have to deal with this idiot anymore.>:P

Me: yeah. he was a dick.>:(

Danny: how about we go back home?:)

Diana: okay.:P

TF2014: sounds good to me.:P

back at Azelfland's garage

Koenigsegg One:1: home sweet home.^_^

My Pagani Huayra BC: feels like yesterday when we helped TF2014.:)

Loraine: well, it doesn't change the fact t-

news broadcaster (on TV): we interrupt our program to bring you breaking news. the entire world has been conquered by a zombie apocalypse. only a few cities and countries have been unaffected by that p- *the TV turns off*

Everyone: WHAT?!O_O

Feuerrm: there's no way!O_O

TheHawtDawg1: i thought they were slow!O_O

TTraceG11: thank god i caught up with you!O_O

Audi R8 tyke: THIS ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS INSANE!O_O

TF2014: HOW IN THE WORLD DID IT MOVE ON SO FAST?!O_O

Me: guys?!O_O

TF2014: sorry to ask, but we need to stay with you till this zombie apocalypse is over.O_O

Me: sure thing.:)

Lily: thanks. we sure owe you one.^_^

TF2014: but why is everything in Rome normal? like in any other place we can race?:I

Me: you answered your own question.:P

Hanna: oh, and Sarah.:)

Sarah: yes?:I

Hanna: you can train with us, if you'd like.^_^

Sarah: um.......... okay.:I

Me: .....................................:(

TF2014: what's wrong?:I

Me: it's all my fault. had i killed TweakRacer when i had the chance, none of this would've happened.:(

Flora: well, don't be like that.:(

Wanda: we all trusted him. and that's where it has come to. i still can't believe that bastard used Cyril against me! i'll never forgive him!>:(

Loraine: yeah. we all did.>:I

Me: the zombie apocalypse was just the beginning of his plan to take over Gameloft. soon, he'll try to kill Gameloft and conquer it with an iron fist. BUT there's still hope.>:I

Tails: so, how do we stop him?:I

Me: there are three ways to do it.>:I

Everyone: huh?:I

Me: the first one would be getting the Renault Sport RS 01. but for that to happen, we need to fully ugrade the F-Type, the One:1, the Mosler GT3 and the ED Torq. it's hard, but we can do it.>:I

Sonic: what's the second way?:I

Me: the second would be taking down the revived Icona Vulcano V12 Hybrid EDD he would revive. that's going to be a risk, because he will drag us in the rejection dimension if we go with the second option.>:I

TraceG11: and the third option?:I

Me: wait for a new EDD of any car manufacturer. it's the same as the second option, but less risky.>:I

Audi R8 tyke: but there's a catch, right?:I

Me: yes. the first one is that we need to make a temporary truce with the VVS.>:I

TF2014: i knew you'd say that.-_-

Me: and the second catch is that we need someone who likes TweakRacer. someone who treats him like a true friend and is besides him no matter what.>:I

Everyone: NUKE.:D

Kazuya Mishima: what of that guy?:I

Diana: no one knows.:I

Metal Azelfland: we won't search for him, however.>:I

Metal Hanna: we'll leave him alone. he won't listen to us. he must be searching for TweakRacer, as we speak.>:I

Me: but remember. this is going to be MY fight after we take down the EDD.>:I

Kazuya Mishima: this is not going to end well.-_-

meanwhile, in Berlin, Germany

TweakRacer: now that my zombie army is complete, i shall take over Gameloft and show the world I can be better than a greedy game company. Azelfland and his friends will all bow down to me. the areas they can race in -including Transylvania, in the future- may not be affected, but once i beat them, it will be my chance to rule over every single living being. I. AM. GOD!>:D

and that ends episode 6 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". it looks like i got a lot of work to do for the final battle.

until next time.

-Azelfland.