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so, in a nutshell, during the i30N R&D, i farmed to get the Koenigsegg One:1 so i could complete the New Wave collection. and then got the i30N after lots of hard work AND with the least amount of tokens spent. now i'm on my way to getting the 488 Pista. hopefully things will go well.

this is episode 3 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

My McLaren 675LT: guess who i found in the car ealership.^_^

Me: NO WAY!! WE GOT THE KOENIGSEGG ONE:1!:D

My Koenigsegg One:1: been a long time, bud.^_^

My Hundai i30N: hey, what's going on?:I

Hanna: Azelfland wanted to get his Koenigsegg One:1 and we got her on the team.:)

Feuerrm: also, why are you painted gold instead of white?:I

Koenigsegg One:1: that's because i was tired of that white paintjob, so they repainted me to be all golden.:)

Loraine: cool.:O

the next day, at test 50

Jiggy 2000: guess who's back, sucker.>:)

Me: SON OF A BITCH! I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF HIM!>:(

Hyundai i30N: you know this guy?!O_O

Me: yep. i beat him back in the Concept S R&D and now he's trying to get revenge on me.>:I

Jiggy 2000: well. we're back here. the place where you beat me. get ready to lose this time.>:)

Hyundai i30N: not this time, pal!>:I

at the last turn of the race

Jiggy 2000: i'll get you now. *takes the corner too wide* GODDAMN IT!>:(

Me: TOO SOON, JUNIOR!>:)

Hyundai i30N: *finishes first and does some celebratory donuts*

Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! i did it, i did it! WITH THE SKILL! AND THE TRIUMPH! AND THE TOKEN-SPENDING! I DON'T CARE IF I SPENT ANY TOKENS!! MMMMMMMMMMMMM!! SO WORTH IT! TAKE THAT, VIVENDI! YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!>:D *does the Crash Bandicoot victory dance*

Jiggy 2000: YOU HAD A LOWER TUNING THAN ME! HOW DID YOU EVEN BEAT ME FOR THE FIFTH TIME?! I WAS FASTER THAN YOU!>:(

Hyundai i30N: i may have been slower, but you still had the same weakness.>:P

Me: face it, Jiggy 2000. no matter how hard you try, you'll never beat me.>:P

Jiggy 2000: this............... this is so unfair. all i want is to win. just once.;_;

Hyundai i30N: you'll have to accept being outdated. you seek revenge on my friend all because he beat you and became the new mascot of Corporate. all because his AI in Corporate is better than you.:I

Me: just because i beat you once doesn't mean you'll have to get revenge on me on every single R&D i face. you only feel good when you win. you'll have to learn to take your loss.:I

Hyundai i30N: being a sore loser every time you're beaten will only make things worse for you.:I

Jiggy 2000: really?:'(

Me: yeah. now, listen. winning is good. but when you lose, you also learn from your mistakes, as well. losing is learning and winning is teaching. that's what i learned in my journey.:)

Hyundai i30N: i'm sure the next time you try to take down my friend, it will just be a friendly race. and not a race for revenge.:)

Jiggy 2000: i think you're right. i WAS a sore loser. i hate to say it, but i admit defeat.:(

Me: see? it's not so bad, is it?:)

Jiggy 2000: hey................. you're right. this WAS my first time that i accept defeat. like a normal person. it wasn't bad at all. thanks, Azelfland. guess i'll use this defeat to learn from my cornering mistakes.:)

Me: that's what i like to hear.^_^

Jiggy 2000: and the next time we meet, i'll beat you.:)

Me: looking forward to that rematch.:)

Jiggy 2000: i know i'll lose, but it's my way of saying thanks. i'll see you in the next R&D.:)

Hanna: well, Azelfland. you did the right thing.:)

Me: i'm just glad that he took his defeat and that he'll use it as an opportunity to learn.:)

Diana: UGH! i was expecting a thunderbolt to death on that guy. that's just so boring.T_T

R&D technician: well, i guess we underestimated you. the i30N is all yours.:)

Me: thanks.^_^

TraceG11: sorry to interrupt, but there are Vivendi forces coming at us. WITH DONKERVOORTS AND RX-8S AND AVISTAS!O_O

TF2014: we gotta go!>:I

Me: um, i hate to ask, but how did you get here, dude?!O_O

TF2014: i don't have time to explain.>:I

Hyundai i30N: get in!O_O

TF2014: hit the gas!>:I

Me: *shifts into first gear*

TF2014: hey, man, i'm running low.>:I

McLaren P1 boy: i got a 'K here.>:I *gives the AK-47 to TF2014*

TF2014: this f***ing antique?!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: yeah, well............. Emmet isn't the pentagon!O_O

TF2014: YOU GOT IT FROM EMMET?! S**T!O_O

Me: TF2014, cover the rear!O_O

a train hits two of the Vivendi RX-8s

TraceG11: man, they got smoked! did you see that?!O_O

TF2014: DAAAAAAAAAAAMN! that was close!O_O

McLaren P1 boy: man, this is getting intense! it's getting worse out here! it's like World War I! *sees some Vivendi Donkervoorts to his left* hey, TF2014, watch to the left!O_O

TF2014: YOUR left or MY left?O_O

McLaren P1 boy: hell, i don't know, just shoot everybody, motherf***er!>:(

Vivendi goon 1: four bangers in blue 4-door heading back to South Central.>:I

Me: TROUBLE UP AHEAD! TF2014, they're all over our ass, man!O_O

TraceG11: TF2014, watch our right!O_O

a few seconds later, on the hill

Vivendi goon 2: *sighs out of disappointment* waste of good donuts.>:I

Vivendi goon 3: let's roll.>:I

Me: eyes front, TF2014!O_O

Vivendi goon 3: *jumps to the roof of the i30N* surprise, homeboy!>:D

TF2014: *shoots the goon* HOLY S**T! LOOK AT THAT!O_O

Me: i wish i stayed at home and played Mortal Kombat 9 instead! TF2014, BEHIND US! BEHIND US! PUT UP YOUR WINDOWS!O_O

Hyundai i30N: Azelfland, what the F**K are you doing?!O_O *gets in the car wash*

TF2014: DAMN IT, AZELFLAND! I GOT SOAP ON MY EYES! AZELFLAND, YOU'RE INSANE!X_X

Me: i like things clean!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: hey, TF2014, watch to the left!O_O

TF2014: hey, haven't we been here before?:I

Me: hey, i'm taking what options i have, all right? maybe if you have a nice word with those Vivendi goons, they'll let us on our way!>:(

Vivendi goon 4: heads up, brother!>:D

McLaren P1 boy: hey, man. there's some idiot hanging on the back of the car. somebody shoot him.>:I

Me: OH S**T! ALL I GOT IN MY REARVIEW IS BAD GUYS! TF2014, COVER THE REAR!O_O

at the turn to Idlewood

Me: oh, s**t! roadblock up ahead!O_O

TF2014: *tries to shoot but the AK-47 jams* the 'K's jammed!>:I *throws the AK-47 away*

Me: f**k it! i'm going through!>:I

TraceG11: TF2014, we got the ghetto bird up ahead!O_O

Chopper co-pilot: this is LAPD! do not- HEY! WHAT THE F**K! TOO LOW! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!O_O

TraceG11: back up, Azelfland! back up!O_O

Me: hell no! i'm going in!>:(

McLaren P1 boy: OH MAN, WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!O_O

TF2014: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH, S****************T!!!O_O

TraceG11: slow down, Azelfland! slow down!O_O

Me: OH, S**T! THE BRAKES ARE OUT!O_O *teleports everyone to the garage*

back at Azelfland's garage in Rome

Me: s**t! that's going to be one hell of a story to tell our future kids when we pass the blunt.O_O

TraceG11: man, that was some serious crap! woo!:O

McLaren P1 boy: screw this. we have to get out of here.O_O

TraceG11: P1 boy's right. everyone split up and we'll meet up later.>:I

the narrator from Spongebob: a few moments later.

My Mazda RX-8: welcome to your new home, i30N.^_^

My Mazda RX-8 SE: man, if you were there earlier, you would've seen her face when she met me.:)

four months ago

Mazda RX-8: who ARE you?!O_O

Mazda RX-8 SE: i'm you, but stronger.:P

back to the present

My Ferrari LaFerrari: sorry to interrupt, but the 488 Pista is here.:)

Me: cool. she'll be a great addition to our team. i hear she has a great season 9 race we can use for farming.:)

My Apollo IE: i'll come too. besides, i just want to introduce myself to her.:)

My 2018 McLaren X2: me too.:)

My McLaren MP4-31: so am i.:)

Apollo IE: why?:I

McLaren MP4-31: because i need the tuning, damn it.:P

My McLaren P1: can i come too?:3

Ferrari LaFerrari: sure thing, sweetheart.:3

My Buick Riviera: i'll come too. i hear this championship is similar to mine. the only difference is the time limit and the fact that the 488 Pista uses V8s.>:I

London, England

Ferrari 488 Pista: so you're the Azelfland everyone talks about.:)

Me the one and only.^_^

Ferrari 488 Pista: i'm the Ferrari 488 Pista. nice to meet you.^_^

Me: the Ferrari 488 Pista? never heard of you.:I

Ferrari 488 Pista: doesn't matter.:)

Ferrari LaFerrari: well, guys. i have to warn you. my sister likes taking selfies A LOT. so, expect her to take selfies before the races even begin.:P

Alice: so, ready to take down that competition?:)

Ferrari 488 Pista: yep. but first, lemme take a selfie.:D

at the Grand Finale of London

The announcer: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 33rd annual Asphalt championship. our favorite is back after his garage got locked down for no reason. now, let's see if Azelfland and his team still have it in them to win the 488 Pista!:D

Ferrari 488 Pista: all right. time to get serious.>:I

Me: no worries. i can do serious.>:)

after the Grand Finale of London

Ferrari 488 Pista: wow. you really are the real deal. my big brother was right about you.^_^

Ferrari LaFerrari: told you.:)

Buick Riviera: but like with every championship, Vivendi rigged the qualifiers. but we'll make it. we always do.>:I

3 days later, after the Grand Finale of French Guiana

Ferrari 488 Pista: good god, that was intense. i need some upgrades urgently.O_O

Alice: right away. *realizes* oh yeah. no credits.-_-

My Pagani Huayra BC: we're on it.:P

meanwhile, at the Apollo IE R&D site

P1 boy's 2018 McLaren X2: are you sure about this? i mean, i'm good, but why do you want to get the Apollo IE with you?:I

McLaren P1 boy: i know, but it's now or never. i got 24 V12s with me. we should be able to make it.>:I

P1 boy's McLaren P1 GTR: okay, but be careful, man. Azelfland has gone through this and had to deal with killer robot versions of himself, including a Vivendi-controlled Metal Azelfland.:I

McLaren P1 boy: i know. he doesn't like R&Ds that try to LITERALLY kill us. and this one is no exception. well, except for the "Vivendi-controlled Metal Azelfland", since Metal Azelfland is on our side.>:I

2 days later, after the Grand Finale of Dubai

Ferrari 488 Pista: okay, i think you guys were right. it DOES get tougher.O_O

Alice: none of that matters. we'll make it. we just have to hang in there.>:I

later that night (8:30 PM)

McLaren 675LT: okay, sis. we got the credits you needed.:)

McLaren MP4-31: it's about time.:P

Alice: okay, Jake. time to get to work.:)

Jake: you got it, sis.:)

the narrator from Spongebob: twelve seconds later.

McLaren MP4-31: now i can be much more useful than i ever was.^_^

Sonic: what does that even mean?:I

TheHawtDawg1: it means that mastery challenge 15 is available.:P

Pagani Huayra BC: and once we complete it, we'll be able to have a third farming car.^_^

McLaren MP4-31: pffff. no problem.:P

McLaren P1: don't get too cocky, sis. you're still prone to skidding.:I

McLaren MP4-31: well, not anymore. the new physics made it so i don't skid anymore.:)

Buick Riviera: she's not wrong.:P

McLaren MP4-31: well, gotta go fast!:P

Sonic: HEY! that's MY line!>:(

McLaren MP4-31: too bad. guess you were TOO SLOW!:P

after mastery challenge 15 of the MP4-31

My Mosler GT3: thanks. i was in need of that top speed.:)

Alice: anytime.^_^

meanwhile in the 6th Vivendi base

Azelfland.exe: gentlemen, the time for the 918 EDD comes. you know what to do.>:I

Vincent: yep. rigged challenges. rigged AIs. all in one package (no pun intended). time to get revenge for letting them kidnap and torture my wife.>:)

AHGT.exe: and R8 tyke's R8 LMS Ultra's demonic alter ego will take control of R8 tyke's cars to kick his ass to the next dimension. there's no way they'll get away.>:)

Azelfland.exe: i shall enjoy the pain and suffering Azelfland and his annoying friends will go through.>:)

All the villains in the VVS: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!>:D

and that ends episode 3 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". hopefully things will go smoothly tommorow AND the day after.

until next time.

-Azelfland.

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