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after three years of being tortured by its R&D, i got myself the Trash As F**k 10. my goal for the entirety of my career has been completed. and there are also the FLU update shenanigans, but that's for another time.

this is episode 13 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". also, there will be a reference to the final chase of the 2005 Need For Speed Most Wanted. here goes:

lab 4, test 40

Me: okay, let's g-

TF2014's 1965 Shelby Cobra 427: yo, i got some sweet porn!:D

My McLaren 675LT: not today, asshole! NOW!>:I

My SCG 003S: *comes in* 'MERICA!!! F**K YEAH!!! coming again to save the motherf***ing day, yeah! 'MERICA!!! F**K YEAH!!! freedom is the only way, yeah!>:D

TF2014's 1965 Shelby Cobra: what's going on?! why am i surrounded by four of the cars that i infected?!O_O

My Ferrari FXX K: because we weren't infected. my friendship with Azelfland is what keeps me away from those things you have!>:)

My DS E-Tense: bet you didn't see that one coming, didja?>:)

My Pininfarina H2 Speed: now, GET A LOAD OFTHE NAUGHTY-THOUGHTINATOR SMOKE!!!!>:D

TF2014's 1965 Shelby Cobra: NOOOOOOO!!!!O_O *gets some naughty-thoughtinator smoke on his front bumper*

McLaren 675LT: got 'em.^_^

TF2014's 1965 Shelby Cobra: i...................... i'm feeling like a better car now. thank you.^_^

Ferrari FXX K: anytime. now, if you'll excuse us, we'll be going.:P

after test 57

Me: we'll have to spend another 50 tokens to complete the test, don't we?T_T

R&D technician: actually, no. you actually did beat the time limit this time....................... barely.:I

My Arash AF10: THAT'S AWESOME!!!:D

Me: only three more tests to go.:)

Arash AF10: with my IQ of 300 and your skills, nothing can stop us.:)

after test 59

Me: finally. after three years of frustration, the final test is here.>:I

My Pagani Huayra BC: don't let your effort and tokens be for nothing. we're rooting for you.:)

R&D technician: this is it. the ultimate race. man versus a true marvel of technology. win this and you've more than earned the Arash AF10.:)

TheHawtDawg1: go get 'em, bud.:)

at test 60

Jiggy 2000: good to see you again, Azelfland.:)

Arash AF10: you know him?:I

Me: yep. he's been around since the Concept S R&D. and now, i became his mentor.:P

Jiggy 2000: the reason i've been losing is because i was only using 15% of my skills. now, i'm ready. time to show you what i can really do.:)

Me: well, don't get too cocky, Jiggy. overconfidence might possibly be your downfall in this race. but we'll see how this goes.:P

on the final straight of the race (attempt 3)

Me: come on, DON'T YOU DARE DISAPPOINT ME!!!>:(

Arash AF10: *finishes first* YES!!! WE DID IT!!:D *does celebratory donuts*

Me: YEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! i did it, i did it! WITH THE SKILLS! AND THE TRIUMPH!! AND THE PATIENCE! I DON'T CARE IF I SPENT ANY TOKENS!! NOR DO I CARE IF THE TRASH AS F**K 10 IS USELESS!! MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! SO WORTH IT!! TAKE THAT, VIVENDI!! YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!>:D *does the Crash Bandicoot victory dance*

Jiggy 2000: guess you were right. my overconfidence WAS my downfall.:(

Arash AF10: don't feel too bad. you tried your best.:)

Me: yeah. and for the first time, you actually gave me a run for my money. i'm actually super proud of you.:)

Jiggy 2000: well, i learned a lot from you. call my hologram if you need anything.^_^

Hanna: you actually did it!!:D

Me: yep. that pain has finally subsided.^_^

R&D technician: well, for the first time in a year, you actually did the impossible. TheHawtDawg1 also got his AF10 when he took down this AI. as promised, the AF10 is all yours.:)

Arash Af10: that means..............:O

My McLaren MP4-31: yep. from now on, you're an official member of team Azelfland^_^

Pagani Huayra BC: welcome to the team.:)

My Mercedes-Benz Silver Lightning: i'm just glad this R&D is over.:I

Me: yeah. it was frustrating.:I

Big Smoke (in the distance): ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!>:(

Cynthia: and beating this R&D was just as frustrating as hearing this line over and over.-_-

ThunderWolf: well, time to go back home.:)

Vincent: i don't think that's gonna happen.>:I

Everyone: HUH?!O_O  *everyone except for Azelfland gets teleported to Azelfland's garage*

Me: you again?!>:(

Vincent: yeah, me again. as many times as it takes.>:I

Mike458: and it turns out you did a good job on the AF10. give it to us.>:)

Arash AF10: you think i will help the likes of you again?! i don't think so. Azelfland is my friend. and don't think i'll EVER do the dirty work for you ever again!>:(

Me: what are you talking about?:I

Arash AF10: don't you get it? he used me for all the things that happened! chasing you and your LaFerrari, forcing me to force Gameloft do Vincent's bidding, the Centenario R&D fiasco, everything!>:(

Me: YOU USED MY AF10 AGAINST ME?!>:(

Bowser: hey, we were only doing this to rule the world!>:P

Me: and i suppose you guys want to use her to make things even worse.>:(

Heihachi Mishima: nah. we don't need her anymore.:P

Vincent: remember your C-X75? well, he spilled the beans for us. and now, WE WILL PREVAIL!>:D

Me: you *really* need to get laid.T_T

Arash AF10: agreed.T_T

Me: well, no point talking some sense into them.>:I *gives the VVS the middle finger*

Vincent: WHY YOU LITTLE................... YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THE AF10 ANYWAY!>:(

MICROAGGRESSION! HIT HIM!>:D

Me: it's about damn time. *bumps his fists and uses the electric fly on all the villains of the VVS* GIMMEMYMONEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!D:<

Vincent: ow..........X_X

Me: okay. this will give us the opportunity to make our escape.>:I *gets in the Arash AF10*

Arash AF10: let's get out of here while we still can.>:I

Mike458: can't believe that happened.>:(

Dr. Eggman: no matter. we now know where he's hiding.>:)

Bowser: so, what do we do with Azelfland?>:I

Vincent: i want every single unit after Azelfland.>:I

Mike458: everyone?>:I

Vincent: EVERYONE!!!>:(

meanwhile, one kilometre away from the lab

Vivendi's dispatch: patrollers nearby, we have a code 6 driver attempting to escape custody. suspect was last seen heading west-bound of Rome. all units standby for the order.>:I

Vivendi goon: any more details from that call?>:I

Vivendi's dispatch: suspect vehicle is a black Arash.>:I

Me: that's racist!>:(

Arash AF10 (triggered): WHAT DID THEY SAY ABOUT ME?!>:( *knocks down one of the Centenarios*

Vincent (in a recorded messsage): hey, hotshot. hey, thanks for helping us out. we've been able to, once again, ruin your token stash in the Arash's R&D. now, i'd take that into consideration if you gave yourself up. so, what's it going to be?>:)

Me: we all know the answer to this, Vincent. i'm not going down without a fight.>:I

twenty seconds later

Me: a phone call?! now's not a good time.>:( *picks up the phone*

Markiplier (on the phone): wait, i'm getting you out of there. get to the harbor and jump on my jet.>:I

Me: your what? *sees the jet* oh. my. god.:O

Markiplier (on the phone): don't bother getting to your garage. it has moved to Paris. get to the harbor. your car is fast enough to make the jump to my jet. it's the only way.>:I *hangs up*

Arash Af10: who was it?:I

Me: it was Markiplier. seems like we have to get to the harbor. and fast.>:I

Arash AF10: yeah, about that............... WE'RE SURROUNDED! WHAT DO WE DO?!O_O

Me: do a 360. it will knock the Centenarios down.>:I

Arash AF10: you do realize that we-

Me: DO YOU WANT TO LIVE OR NOT?!>:(

Arash AF10: okay. if you say so.:I *does a 360 on the ground and knocks down the surrounding Centenarios*

Vincent: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!O_O

Arash AF10: IT WORKED! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!:D

Me: told you.^_^

at the harbor

Arash AF10: there's Markiplier's jet. FULL SPEED AHEAD!!>:I *jumps from the ramp*

Me (in slow motion): you'll never catch me!!>:D

the goons take a literal dive to the water

Me: SUCK ON THAT!!!>:D *gives the VVS the middle finger on both hands*

Vincent: *brakes in time and slams his fist angrily on the steering wheel of his Centenario*

a few kilometers outside of Paris

Me: thanks for the help back there. for a second, i thought we were gonna get caught.:)

Markiplier: anytime, bud. hey, if you need help, just call.:) *files away with his jet*

Arash AF10: so, now what? do we go to my new home?:I

Me; yep. for real, this time.:)

in Azelfland's garage

Me: we're home.:D

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: YOU'RE ALIVE!:D

My Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: HA! pay up, pal! i told you he was gonna make it!>:D

My Subaru Impreza WRX STI: but.............. we didn't make a bet. and we don't have hands.:I

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: damn it!:(

Arash AF10: i hope you guys don't mind me being a part of your team.^_^

My 2018 McLaren X2: well, you're part of the team now.:)

My Porsche 918 Spyder with Weissach Package: Arash AF10? more like TRASH AS F**K 10!:D

Arash AF10: ........................................meh.-_-

2018 McLaren X2: aren't you insulted?:I

Arash AF10: let's just say i got used to being called Trash As F**k 10.:P

My Toyota Supra: bruh, look at this dude. oh, wait till you see the- *laughs a bit* oh, no no no no no. oh-ho-ho. *hysterical laughing and wheezing* AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! *more hysterical laughing and wheezing* LOOK AT HIS LIPS!XD

Arash AF10: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!>:( *rams the Supra* (The Supra died counter: 3)

Rouge: OH MY GOD! SHE KILLED THE SUPRA!O_O

Cynthia: YOU BASTARD!>:(

Toyota Supra: *respawns* i really need to stop dying a lot.T_T

Hanna: actually, you need to stop assuming genders.:P

meanwhile, at Vivendi's 8th base

Azelfland.exe: YOU F***ING IMBECILES!! YOU HAD THE CENTENARIOS WITH YOU!!! AND YET YOU LET HIM ESCAPE WITH THE TRASH AS F**K 10?!>:(

Vincent: we didn't know he could do 360s with other cars outside his second garage!O_O

Azelfland.exe: no matter. Azelfland's C-X75 told us everything we need to do. and we'll crush the Valentine's day party. but for now, IT'S TIME TO FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT!>:(

Entity303: getting chased from the Uganda Knuckles army for the seventh time. we know.T_T

all the villains in the VVS (except for Azelfland.exe): *screaming goat*

Uganda Knuckles 1: SPIT ON HIM!

Uganda Knuckles 2: SPIT ON THE NON-BELIEVER BOYS!

on Valentine's day

Cyril: hey, Wanda. there's going to be a party on Azure Coast tonight.:3

Wanda: i know. also, do you like my new outfit?:3

Cyril (getting an anime nosebleed): y-you're really hot.:D

Wanda: *giggles* why, thank you.:3

Persephone: i only hope that TweakF***er or Vincent won't ruin our night.-_-

Diana: also, why is my bro having an anime nosebleed?:I

Shelby: well, because of the pressure applied on the blood, which reaches th-

Shadow Azelfland: actually, it's because of Wanda being really sexy.:P

Shelby: oh, right. the sexiness in anime, which causes the nosebleed on the boys. i forgot.:I

Hanna: above all else, let's hope none of the idiots we deal with ruin our Valentine's day.:I

Me: yeah. and no more R&D shenanigans like the AF10's R&D.-_-

Arash AF10 (with Yes-Roundabout playing on the background): well, to get it straight................ (being ironic) you're sorry for letting me make you rage.:P

Me (triggered): *mega evolves into Mega Azelf and gets ready to attack the AF10 but the scene stops here*

to be continued

and that ends episode 13 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". took me long enough. but now, time to face the FLU update shenanigans.

until next time.

-Azelfland.

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