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as the title says, i got myself a bike that i wanted so badly, since the Motorcycles update and since its R&D ended. it was none other than the Suzuki Hayabusa.

the day before yesterday, i was ON FIRE!! i got the Honda Civic Type-R, the Holden Coupe 60, the Corvette Grand Sport, the 1967 Chevy Impala and the Suzuki Hayabusa in one day. they were all worth it! of course, my Honda Civic Type-R made a miracle happen with that second champion kit box! and with all the different masteries i kept for that time, with 1.601 licenses, i got "the boat", but that's for another time.

this is the final episode of season 4 of "car dialogues". here goes:

December 9th, Azelfland's garage

My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: hey, Azelfland. glad you're back from the championship. someone's waiting for you and Hanna.:)

Me: who might it be?:I

Hanna: probably my mom and dad. *sees her parents* yep! it's them!:D

Miss Batfox: Hanna, my daughter! how've you been?:D

Mister Batfox: and Azelfland! you guys grew up a bit, i see.:)

Me: yep.:)

My Holden Coupe 60: what's all that ruckus?:I

My McLaren MP4/8: Hanna's parents came to visit for a few days. again.:)

My Lamborghini Estoque: you'll have to be patient for that. also, you'll get beaten by the Survolt easily.:P

both my MP4/8 and Estoque: *laughing*

Holden Coupe 60: WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING ONCE AZELFLAND FULLY UPGRADES ME!!>:(

McLaren MP4/8: as for the upgrades, you'll  have to HOLDEN on, girl! ba dum ts!:D

Mister Batfox: so, how have you and your friends been, guys?:)

Hanna: good. we have exams, but that won't stop us from getting the cars we want.:)

TheHawtDawg1: speaking of which, Shadow Azelfland is in trouble.>:I

Everyone: huh?:I

ThunderWolf: if we don't act fast, he'll lose.>:I

Me: come on, everyone. we got an Enduro Double Down to beat.>:I

meanwhile, at the Chevrolet Headquarters

McLaren P1 boy: you ready to give up?>:)

Shadow Azelfland: NEVER!!>:(

the boss of Vivendi: without your puny friends, you can't do anything.>:)

Me: omae wa mou, shindeiru.>:) (translation: you're already dead.)

McLaren P1 boy and the boss of Vivendi: WHAT?!O_O

Shadow Azelfland: thanks for coming, guys.:)

Anthony Jose: anytime, buddy.:)

Me: all right. Shadow Azelfland, you take care of the challenges. i'll take care of the Corvette Grand Sport races.>:I

Shadow Azelfland: got it.>:I

after banking over 60.000 points

Me: that's how it's done!>:D

the boss of Vivendi: WHAT?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!! the exams........... i thought i had you this time!!O_O

TheHawtDawg1: did you really think that using the exams to your advantage would stop us? ha! i don't think so!>:)

Hanna: also, suck on this.>:) *gives the boss of Vivendi and McLaren P1 boy the middle finger*

McLaren P1 boy: WHY YOU LITTLE............... YOU AND AZELFLAND ARE A WASTE OF TIME TO EACH OTHER!!>:(

Hanna: *gasps and starts crying*

Miss Batfox: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!>:(

Mister Batfox: hey, Azelfland. mind teaching this whippersnapper a lesson for insulting our daughter?>:I

Me: as you wish.>:)

McLaren P1 boy: you can't consult your girl!>:)

MICROAGRESSION!! HIT HIM!!>:D

Me: *teleports in front of McLaren P1 boy and uses the Electric Fly* GIMMEMYMONEYYYYYYY!!!D:< *throws McLaren P1 boy into the wall*

Miss Batfox: give him the old one-two!>:D

Me: whoa......... i'm not sure what just happened.:I

Azelfland learned Electric Fly!

Me: *dodges McLaren P1 boy's attack and uses Electric Fly again, yelling random giberrish* JOHNYSTARTTHECAAAAAAR!!! *uses it again* I GOTASAW!! *and again* INEEDMYMONEYYYYYYYYY!!! *and again* APLLESAUUUUUUCE!!!D:<

McLaren P1 boy: *crashes on the wall* ow.X_X *passes out*

My Chevrolet Grand Sport: *comes to her senses* now's our chance! let's get outta here!!>:I

9FF GT9 VMAX: now, if you'll excuse me, i'll be heading back to the 9FF factory.:P *drives away*

all the Chevies get back to the dealership, except for the Grand Sport.

Me: let's get out of here. and fast!>:I

the boss of Vivendi: GRRRRR!!! FIRST MY BASE IN VESUVIUS GETS DESTROYED AND NOW THEY GOT THE GRAND SPORT?! MARK MY WORDS, AZELFLAND!!! ONE DAY, I WILL MAKE YOU PERISH!!!>:(

back at Azelfland's garage, in Hanna's room

Me: *comes in* hey.:I

Hanna: what do you want?;_;

Me: listen. i wanted to talk to you. don't listen to what P1 boy says. you're a great girl.:3

Hanna: r-really?:'(

Me: yeah. you're beautiful, smart, cute and cool.:3

Hanna: awwww.:'3

Me: and i love you for who you really are.:3

Hanna: awwww, thank you. i love you too.:'3

Me: *pets her hair* shhhhhhh. everything's gonna be okay. i'll always be here for you.:3

Hanna: *stops crying* Azelfland....... thanks. i don't know what i would do without you. someday, i'll repay you in my own way.:3

Me: i'm looking forward to it.:3

after mastery challenge 13 of the Honda Civic Type-R

Alice: sooooo, he consulted you?:I

Hanna: yep. and he was so sweet.:3

Alice: he really is. well, then. let's open that champion kit box he got, see what's inside. let's hope it's not going to be a disappointment, like the first one.:I *opens the champion kit box and sees the final Hayabusa blueprint and the tenth 1967 Chevy Impala blueprint*

Hanna: ALICE!!! ARE YOU SEEING THIS?! WE GOT THE LAST HAYABUSA BLUEPRINT!! and the tenth 1967 Chevy Impala blueprint in one box.O_O

Alice: IT'S LIKE A MIRACLE COME TRUE!!O_O

Hanna: hold on, though. *opens the 4 1967 Chevy Impala BP boxes* now we're ready to assemble both.:)

Alice: all right. let's do it.:)

the next day, after school

Hanna: we got something special for you. you ready?:3

Me: can i open my eyes now?:I

Alice: you can open your eyes now.:3

Me: *sees the Hayabusa and gasps in surprise*

My Suzuki Hayabusa: it's been a long time, hasn't it, Azelfland?:)

Me: YOU GUYS!! YOU GOT THE HAYABUSA FOR ME?! THANK YOU SO MUCH, HANNA!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!:D *hugs Hanna*

Hanna: no need to th-

Me: *gives Hanna a surprise kiss and they both make out*

Alice:..................... i'm just going to slowly back away. ._. *slowly backs away*

Suzuki Hayabusa: *as Azelfland and Hanna stop making out* um............. what the heck was that?:I

Me: oh, sorry if you had to see all this.:I

Suzuki Hayausa: it's okay. so, this is your garage. looks really good.:)

Hanna: yeah, it does.:)

Suzuki Hayabusa: listen. after our last encounter, i had to take down every single Panda Bot that got in your way. after i got destroyed, Alice and Hanna went back to the labs, collected all my parts and assembled me. that's how i ended up here. by the way, congrats on getting the Corvette Grand Sport.:)

Hanna: thanks.:)

TweakRacer: hey, guys.:)

Suzuki Hayabusa: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!>:(

Me: whoa! calm down! he's on our side now!O_O

Suzuki Hayabusa: oh.:I

My 1967 Chevy Impala: and now that you got good old me here, let's get the licenses to save "the boat".:)

Suzuki Hayabusa: i'll help you too, in the battle against Vivendi. go do the mastery challenges of some of the cars.:)

Me: thanks, Hayabusa. glad to have you on our team.:)

Suzuki Hayabusa: anytime.:)

and that's the end of the final episode of season 4 of "car dialogues". it feels good to have the Hayabusa. and the next one will be about "the boat".

until next time

-Azelfland.

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