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and the quest for the Kawasaki Z800 and the McLaren 650S GT3 continues, but mostly the Kawasaki Z800. now, before we begin, you might want to check the previous part before heading to this one to get where i'm going with this. this mainly focuses on the Kawasaki Z800 championship, as it says on the title, but with my own touch.

and with that, we got 4 perfect Grand Finales in a row, like i said back on the official article of the Kawasaki Z800. Tokyo, Venice and Iceland took long enough, but i managed to get through. without wrecking once. and while we're at it, the 650S GT3 R&D's first lab is easy like every other first lab of every R&D, with the AI providing a bit of challenge. outside of these events, i got myself the Audi R8 LMS Ultra, which has the best acceleration out of all the nitro-reliant cars and it's the best Audi you'll get in this game. i know it's not worth it, since i already have better cars, like the MP4/8 and the Sagaris, but i wanted to add another cool-looking car to my collection. besides, i almost fully upgraded it back at the Sbarro Sparta EDD and now it's fully upgraded, which will help me on my quest for "the boat".

with all that out of the way, this is episode 5 of season 4 of "car dialogues". it was crazy, but i'm glad i finally get to do this. here goes:

Vesuvius, inside Vivendi's base.

Me: *pauses the action and breaks the fourth wall* i know it's ridiculous that we have a fourth wall break at the start, but hear me out on this. we won't start this with me and the team racing just yet. there will be a bit of the villains side just now before we get to the good stuff. hope you enjoy.:) *unpauses the action*

the boss of Vivendi: you know what you have to do, my friend. i want you to crush team Azelfland and their puny plans of getting the R8 LMS Ultra during the championship.>:I

TweakRacer: i don't have to do anything but take them down. they're nothing but sore losers.>:)

the boss of Vivendi: don't underestimate them. do whatever, and i mean, whatever it takes to tear them apart. don't let me down. i'm counting on you, TweakRacer.>:I

meanwhile, in Tokyo, Japan

Me: looks like it's about to go down, people!:)

TheHawtDawg1: yeah, about that, the race will be straight-forward long and boring. so................ wake us up once the Grand Finale is over.:I

Miss Batfox: um, just to ask, what happened to your friend?:I

Hanna: oh, he says that this Grand Finale will be boring, because it will take long.:I

Me: anyway, before we go, i have some things for you guys. for Mister Batfox, i got this pipe for you.:)

Mister Batfox: nice! does it spew bubbles, like the one from Sherlock Holmes?:)

Me: yep. and if you have the full set, you're going to look like Sherlock Holmes undoubtedly..:)

Mister Batfox: thanks, kid. you really are generous in your own way.:)

Me: for you, Miss Batfox, i got this Pearl necklace.:)

Miss Batfox: thanks.:3

Me: and for you, my cute biscuit, i got you these.:3 *gives Hanna a Yellow jacket and a pair of Pink gloves*

Hanna: awwwww, that's so sweet of you. even though our 4-month anniversary is 2 days aways.:3 * a fifth fox tail grows*

Everyone: WHOA!O_O

Mister Batfox: our daughter got five tails! that means........... you two love each other and your bond grows stronger.O_O

Hanna: yep. and if i become a nine-tailed Batfox, our bond will be unbreakable. now, if you'll excuse us, we got a Tour to win.>:)

after the Grand Finale of Tokyo

Me: make that 2 perfect Grand Finales in a row!:D

Kawasaki Z800: you know, i think we're making a great team. i mean, Hanna, Flora and Chica take down the qualifiers with no problem and you knockdown the competition just by using your skills in the Grand Finales. now that's what i call teamwork.:)

My Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: yeah. but there's more to see in the next one.:)

NEKON: *yawns* is the tour over?:I

Flora: yeah.:I

Anthony Jose: next stop, Venice!:)

TheHedgehogOne: and just in time, too.:I

Venice, Italy

My Mercedes-Benz CLA 45 AMG Racing Series: how's it going, guys?:D

Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: BRO?! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!O_O

Kawasaki Z800: listen. your brother came, because he wants a bit of upgrading. and because he wants to support us.:)

Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: ugh! fine. he can join us through this championship. just don't do anything reckless.-_-

Me: that............... was certainly unexpected.:I

Feuerrm:: yeah.:I

Hanna: well, unexpected surprises aside, we got a tour to win. there's no time to try out the Gondolas and all that.>:I

after the Grand Finale of Venice (and lots of farming)

Kawasaki Z800: three in a row! wow. you guys never disappoint.:)

Anthony Jose: indeed.:)

Me: well, i guess we know wh- *the alarm rings* uh-oh! i know what this means.O_O

Hanna: another car in danger?>:I

Me: yep. let's go, Hanna!>:I

Mister Batfox: we're coming with you.>:I

at the main square of Venice

Me: whoa!! that's a huge Gondola!O_O

TweakRacer: it's not just an ordinary Gondola! it's the PANDA GONDOLA! tremble, as this robot is powered by the cage of the Audi R8 LMS Ultra herself!>:D

Hanna: we're not afraid of some stupid invention of yours!>:(

Mister Batfox: man, who's this young whippersnapper?:I

Me: that's TweakRacer. he's my arch-nemesis since the time we got the Porsche 918 Spyder with Weissach Package!>:I

TweakRacer: wait a minute. are those your parents, Hanna?

Miss Batfox: yep. we're her parents.>:I

TweakRacer: well, then. i guess i'll enjoy crushing your family AND your boyfriend.>:)

Mercedes-Benz CLA 45 AMG Racing Series: don't be so sure about that!>:)

Everyone: HUH?!O_O

TweakRacer: well, well, well. if it isn't the four-cylinder wannabe race car.>:)

Mercedes-Benz CLA 45 AMG Racing Series: *gets filled with rage* i'm! NOT! A FOUR! CYLINDER! WANNABE!! RACE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!D:< * jumps and rams the cage at full speed*

TweakRacer: what the-?O_O

My Audi R8 LMS Ultra: wow, that was real hard.O_O

Mercedes-Benz CLA 45 AMG Racing Series: NEVER underestimate the power of the psuedo C class king.>:)

Me: i got this one.>:I *throws 625.000 credits and breaks the cage*

TweakRacer: we could talk this out. ._.' *the Panda Gondola breaks*

Mister Batfox: Hanna? would you mind giving this idiot a bit of punishment?>:)

Hanna: sure.>:) *hits TweakRacer with her Baseball bat*

TweakRacer: TEAM VIVENDI IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIN! *ting*

Mister Batfox: we're back, baby!:D

Me: and just in time.:)

 the next day, on Iceland.

Anthony Jose: well, this one will be boring. wake us up once it's over.-_-

Me: *sighs* here we go again.:I

after the Grand Finale of Iceland

Kawasaki Z800: phew! 4 perfect Grand Finales in a row! we're on fire, baby! WOO!:D

Hanna: and just in time. now, if you'll excuse us, we have to study, because of the Physics test tommorow.:)

back at Vivendi's base on Vesuvius

the boss of Vivendi: I TOLD YOU!! DO WHATEVER IT TAKES!! WHAT PART OF IT DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND, FOOL?!>:(

TweakRacer: get out of my face! i race straight up!>:(

the boss of Vivendi: you better remember who you're talking to!>:(

TweakRacer: or what?! i don't need you!>:(

the boss of Vivendi: oh, really?! what are you gonna do without me? you're nothing! it's only a matter of time before I run the whole show.>:I

TweakRacer: then maybe i'll make sure you don't.>:( *gets in his Ferrari 330 P4, shifts into first gear and drives away*

and that's the end of episode 5 of season 4 of "car dialogues". next up is the Alps, which is shorter and will be even more fun. let's hope for a fifth perfect Grand Finale in a row.

until next time.

-Azelfland.

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