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as the title says, i'm back in the game!

after my 2-day ban and my failure of the Super Duke R R&D -6 out of 8 blueprints isn't that bad-, the Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition EDD has started and i'm gonna try to redeem myself. and this EDD is like the 918 EDD, only a bit harder, but i'm still gonna show no mercy.

anyway. this is episode 7 of season 3 of "car dialogues". man, it feels good to be back. so, here goes:

Hanna: hey, Azelfland. a letter has just arrived.:/

Me: let me read it. *starts reading* "Dear Azelfland, we're sorry we banned you for no reason. i hope it will never happen ever again. and if you want to get the Super Duke R, you can still get it, as long as you're lucky enough, whether it's through kit boxes or the exclusive deals. 6 out of 8 blueprints isn't bad. also, i wish you the best in your journey. see you on the track. sincerely, the boss of Gameloft. P.S. the SLR McLaren EDD has started, so you need to hurry.".now that's something!:)

the boss of Mercedes-AMG: *appears on the giant screen* thank god i found you guys! we need your help!O_O

TheHawtDawg1: what happened?:I

the boss of Mercedes-AMG: the Mercedes-Benz headquarters are under attack. remember TweakRacer? the human-sized panda that tried to sabotage the C63?:I

Me: yeah. and we still know him. he must be behind this attack. does it have to do with the SLR McLaren?>:I

the boss of Mercedes-AMG: yes. and he's actually mind controlled it. i'm counting on you guys.O_O *the giant screen turns off*

  later, at the Mercedes-Benz headquarters

TweakRacer: well, look who's crawling back after 2 days of being banned.>:P

Me: quit playing dumb with me! you know why we came here!>:(

TweakRacer: you're here to get the SLR McLaren, aren't you? i have it right here.>:)

Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition:.....................................................

Everyone: *gasps*

Me: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FRIEND?!>:(

NEKON: wait. you know each other?O_O

Me: yes. when i was 4 years old, i used to have a big toy model of this car that moved with batteries. heck, i never thought that after all these years, she grew up.>:I

TweakRacer: this time, i made sure you won't stand a chance!>:)

Alice: you think so? because YOU'RE the one who won't stand a chance.>:)

  suddenly, the cars bust in

My MINI Cooper S Roadster: woohoo! did you guys miss us?!>:D

TweakRacer: WHAT?! ALL THE CARS OF THIS ENDURO DOUBLE DOWN......... they're not mind controlled?!O_O

My Ferrari 458 Italia: that's right! and this time, you won't get away with what you've done!>:(

TweakRacer: ha! it doesn't matter! you guys don't even have the credits to stop me for the third time! i have an army!>:)

Shadow Azelfland: we have a C63.>:)

My Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe Touring Car 2014: *revs up her engine*

TweakRacer: says the creation that's supposed to obey me!>:(

Shadow Azelfland: i may be your creation, but at least my friends support me! while YOU have no friends, TUBBY!>:(

TweakRacer: tubby? *about to cry and gets angry* NOBODY CALLS ME A TUBBY! SLR MCLAREN! TEACH THOSE IDIOTS A LESSON!!>:(

Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY ME L33T 3NDURO SLR MCLAREN. I AM TEH TWEAKRACER ALLY. I ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY. I RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNA ON THIS L33T HELMET. IT IS HOTNESS. I MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. I LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER TWEAKSORZ. U=NOOBS. 3NDURO SLR=L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

   suddenly,a big exhaust sucks Shadow Azelfland into it

Shadow Azelfland: *muffled* GET ME OUTTA HERE! I CAN'T BREATHE!O_O

Hanna: *melts the big exhaust with a fire blast*

Shadow Azelfland: thanks, Hanna. i owe you one.O_O

TweakRacer: oh, you've got to be kidding me!>:(

Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED. TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. I AM 2 L33T. I OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY MY L33T TIREZ.

Me: we're in for a fight, guys! get ready!>:I

and that's the end of episode 7 of season 3 of "car dialogues" now, as i said before, i'll try to redeem myself and win the car of my childhood.

until next time.

-Azelfland.

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