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well, TheGoldenThunder. if you're reading this, that means i completed the SLR McLaren EDD.

after lots of hard work and farming, the SLR McLaren 722 Edition is finally mine. it may have taken me 4 days to complete the EDD and i may have only 531 tokens left, but i don't care. i got the car of my childhood, even though saving my points on my first ticket was a bad idea. but hey. i still got through it like it's nothing. now THAT'S what i call redemption! now i can finally take a well-deserved break and fully upgrade my Impreza.

anyway. this is episode 8 of season 3 of "car dialogues". so, here goes:

after the final race in the Alps and after saving over 75.000 Enduro Points, Azelfland and his Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition come busting in to the Mercedes-Benz Headquarters

Me: HA! how do you like that? your Ace Racers couldn't stop me!>:)

TweakRacer: WHAT?! YOU....... YOU WON?! BUT HOW DID YOU...........?!O_O

Me: just because you upped the difficulty by five tiers doesn't mean that me and my friends can't execute a perfect strategy.>:)

My Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition: as for your mind controlling helmet, it broke, thanks to Azelfland's psychic powers and when he made me remember all the good times we had when i was just a toy model. NO ONE tells ME what to do.>:)

Hanna: well, TweakRacer. you lost. again.>:)

Anthony Jose: did you think you were going to stop us by upping the difficulty by five tiers? i don't think so!>:)

Me: look. the whole Enduro Double Down thing won't help you every time, you know. just say that you're going to destroy us and stop embarassing yourself.:)

TweakRacer: CURSE YOU, AZELFLAND! NOT ONLY ARE YOU IMMENSELY ANNOYING, BUT YOU RUIN MY PLANS!! I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!! THIS TIME, YOU AND MY CREATION ARE GOING DOWN!>:(

a third giant mech appears

TweakRacer: BEHOLD! the Mercedinator 3.0! now with level 1 laser armor!>:)

Feuerrm: ugh! again with the name changing!-_-

Wendy: not so fast, TweakRacer. i think you forgot that we have-

TweakRacer: let me guess. you have the pokemon emeralds and you're going to use them to beat me.-_-

Shadow Azelfland: how did you know?:I

TweakRacer: that's because you beat my 2 robot selves and the previous mechs i made. just go ahead. mega evolve and transform into your super forms to get this over with. which means i'm the real TweakRacer.-_-

Me: WHAT?! soooo, if the other 2 TweakRacers that we fought last month were robots, does that mean that Hanna used her baseball bat to homerun......... YOU?!O_O

NEKON: makes sense if you think about it.O_O

TheHawtDawg1: wait. aren't you supposed to destroy the headquarters first?:I

TweakRacer: oh. right. i forgot about that.:/ *destroys the Mercedes-Benz headquarters*

Shadow Azelfland: well, it's up to us, then.>:I

Me: yeah. now let's go. MEGA EVOLUTION, ACTIVATE!>:I *mega evolves into mega Azelf*

Shadow Azelfland: if you can mega evolve, i guess that means.......... i can mega evolve, too. MEGA EVOLUTION, ACTIVATE! *mega evolves into mega Shadow Azelf* huh. neat.>:)

well, we all know how that battle is going to end up. Azelfland, Shadow Azelfland and the girls of team Harmony will take down the Mercedinator 3.0 like it's nothing. you get where this goes.

TweakRacer: i knew it would be no good. *presses the eject button and ejects a part of his mech with him* i'll get you all someday! you may have won the battle, but you didn't win the war!>:(

Feuerrm: well, that's that. good job, guys.:)

Me: so, shall we go home?:)

Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition: yep.:)

back at Azelfland's garage

Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition: it's been a long time since the last time. how have you been?:)

Me: man, a lot has changed. *breaking the fourth wall* you're now in Asphalt 8, and i've done a lot of things since last time. got lots of cars, a motorcycle and basically, farming credits isn't really easy. it's hard, but it's fun at the same time.:)

Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition: so, does that mean my brothers, sisters and cousins are here, too?:/

My McLaren P1: yep. once you get assembled, you'll be ready to race, cuz.:)

My Mercedes-Benz SL 65 Black Series: well, sis. you're now an official member of team Azelfland. you'll get to race once you get assembled, which is in 11 hours by now.:)

Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition.: can't wait.:3

Hanna: well, Azelfland. i never knew that you and the SLR were great friends. your friendship with this car reminds me of when we first met. you know, back when i was a human girl.:3

Me: *laughs a bit* yeah. you know, when i was 4 years old, i got a big toy model of this car that moves with batteries as my christmas gift. when Gameloft announced that there would be an Enduro Double Down with this car, i was legitimately shocked and happy at the same time. i never knew i would see my childhood friend again. the friend i had for 13 years. and she's all grown up and a convertible at the same time. i was happy to reunite with her.:)

Hanna: and you finished the Enduro Double Down, even if it was hard............. and 2 days before our 2-month anniversary too. i hope you remember it by then.:3 *kisses Azelfland on the cheek*

Me: *blushing* i will.:3

and that's the end of episode 8 of season 3 of "car dialogues". now, i intend to do some hard farming, fully upgrade my Subaru Impreza WRX STI, take on the mastery challenges and work hard to get the Mercedes-Benz Silver Lightning. it's gonna be a long day, it will be worth it.

until next time.

-Azelfland.

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