this phrase is based on a meme of 2019. and it sums up everything that happens up to this point.
this is episode 18 of season 10 of "Multi-universe stories". here goes:
Hanna: so, how'd it go?:)
Me: it wasn't as bad as i thought it'd be.:)
Hanna: so, now what?:I
Me: well, after the Panhellenics are over, i guess we got to deal with Vincent.>:I
Audi R8 tyke: but.... the Panhellenics ARE over.:I
Me: oh. right.:I
Hanna: now what?:I
Me: from here on, we help TF2014 with the 2017 Ford GT. i heard rumors about it coming to the roster.>:I
Hanna: well, joke's on them. you already have it in two garages.:P
Me: true. but on the 26th of June, we go back to my third garage.>:I
Hanna: until the 1st of July?:I
Me: yep. but first, we'll have some fun.>:)
meanwhile, at the original Vivendi HQ
Vincent: huh. so, Azelfland got a message for me. let me see.>:I
Me (as a hologram): well, if it isn't Vincent. if you think i'll take on your so-called "R&Ds", guess again. i won't. oh, and forget about taking away my SCG 003S and my 2017 Ford GT. because i already have them. as for the Regera, i'll just snatch it from your dirty little hands! SUCK IT, VINCENT! EVEN IF WE LOSE, WE STILL WIN!>:D
Vincent: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! AS IF TRASHF***ER KILLING MY WIFE WASN'T ENOUGH, AZELFC**T CELEBRATES HIS VICTORY BY RUBBING IT IN MY FACE?! I'LL SHOW THEM!! THIS TIME, I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND!>:(
25th of June
Loraine: so, how do you deal with a billionaire boss of a company that wants to rule the world?:I
Nick: simple. we hit them where it hurts the most.>:)
Me: exactly. and since Vincent wants to take MY Regera for himself, i got a little surprise for him. a fake Regera.>:)
ThunderWolf: you thought it all, didn't you?:)
Me: that's right, Rick. he won't see it coming.>:)
Sonic: what about TF2014?:I
Hanna: if he escapes, we'll have to distract the enforcers. but how?:I
Flora: it's simple. what if we use a decoy of the getaway car?:D
Rick "ThunderWolf": now that's something awesome. that's my girl!^_^
Hanna: between the 26th of June and 1st of July, we're going to have our fun.>:)
Me: and i've prepared another To-get list for this one.:P
Feuerrm: and what does it include?:I
Me: simple. for this, we gotta get the 918 Spyder, the KX450F's normal form, the 450 EXC's normal form and Red Bull version, the Cayman GT4, the M2, the early 70s Challenger, the Challenger and Charger SRT8 and the Regera. those are all i have for now but i'll get more on this list.>:I
TheHawtDawg1: why the Regera?:I
Hanna: we want to piss Vincent off, right? well, this sounds like a great opportunity.>:)
Danny: sounds like a plan, then.:)
26th of June
My 2017 Ford GT: hey Azelfland.:I
Me: yes?:I
2017 Ford GT: you got a message. it's an unknown number.:I
Me (reading the message): "if you want to take down Vincent, i got some info for you. but i need you to me a favor first. i'll send you the coordinates". who might it be?:I
My McLaren P1: i dunno. but should we trust them?:I
Jack: we have no choice.:I
My Bugatti Chiron: i say we trust them. if we have to take down Vincent, that's our only lead.>:I
Hanna: right. for now, try to get some bucks to complete our to-get list.>:I
Mount Rushmore, Chicago, USA
???: so you came.:I
Me: yep.:I
???: i should really thank you.:)
My Cadillac Escalade: for what exactly?:I
???: for killing my sister. you spared me the troubles of killing her myself.:)
Emily: wait, so you're.......................O_O
Alicia: yes. the name's Alicia. i'm Anais' twin sister. not identical, mind you.:P
Jack: you actually thank us for killing your sister?O_O
Alicia: yes. we were once a family, until that sonofabitch met her. i told her the day they met to not marry that scum. but she would not have it!>:(
Cynthia: so you hold a personal grudge agaisnt Vincent, huh?:I
My Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): WAIT, VINCENT IS YOUR BROTHER IN-LAW?!O_O
Alicia: yes. but that bastard made this world the s***hole it is today.>:(
Everyone: we can agree to that.:I
Alicia: all of us want the same thing. to take down Vincent. you want to take him down, you'll need my help.>:I
Emily: why's that?:I
Alicia: you see, i've been studying Azelfland's dark form lately. Nuke now works for Vincent -again- and wants him to trigger Azelfland's dark form to cause a mass genocide.>:I
Me: what?!O_O
Alicia: and another thing. there's a ship in Miami Harbor. Scarlet the Rabbit is kept there as a prisoner.>:I
Cynthia: MY SISTER?!O_O
Jack: and how do we get there without being detected?:I
Alicia: we'll need to swim there. someone will have to.>:I
Rouge: oh no. not happening.>:(
Jack: i'll do it.:)
Alicia: also, you want to blow up the ship after releasing her. take this bomb. once you plant it, it's rigged to explode in two minutes.>:I
2017 Ford GT: it's go time.>:I
Miami Harbor, Miami, USA
2017 Ford GT: well, this is the place.>:I
Jack: so what will you do while i rescue Cynthia's younger sister?:I
2017 Ford GT: i'll stay here. if anyone shows up, i'll distract them.>:I
Jack: good idea. here goes.>:I *proceeds tp dive in the water and swim towards the ship*
inside the ship
Scarlet the Rabbit: just f***ing great. first, i teleport to this ship, then i get captured and now this?! a goddamn prison inside it?! UGH! COULD THIS POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE?!>:(
Asphalt Police member: stay away fro- *Wilhelm scream*
Scarlet: hm?:I
Jack: hey, there. i'm getting you out of here.>:I *unlocks the door*
Scarlet: thank you.:3
Jack: anytime. Scarlet, right?:)
Scarlet: that's me. and you are?:)
Jack: i'm Jack the Batfox. nice to meet you.^_^
Scarlet: before you ask, it wasn't too bad. the food sucked but the atmosphere was good.^_^
Jack: well, that's good. now let's blow this place to smithereens.>:I
Scarlet: but my gadgets are there!O_O
Jack: your what now?:I
Scarlet: my gadgets. i got lots of those and i don't want to lose them.:I
Jack: oh. so, we get the gadgets, then we leave. is that it?:I
Scarlet: yes. let's go.>:I
in the R&D room
Asphalt Police member 2: how did you-?!O_O
Scarlet: my new friend set me free, bitch. it's payback time.>:) *screams on the Asphalt Police member so loudly his head explodes*
The Announcer from Mortal Kombat 11: FATALITY! Scarlet wins. flawless victory.
Jack: i didn't know you had a Banshee scream!O_O
Scarlet: i also know a bit of blood magic myself. but i prefer using my gadgets.:P
Jack: fair enough. now let's get your gadgets, set the bomb and get out of here.>:I
back at Azelfland's third garage (1:00 AM)
My BMW M2: well, i can get used t- who are you?:I
My BMW M2 Beta Handling Edition: i'm you, but more beta.:P
BMW M2: well, i'm not surprised with your zebra-like livery. you should've seen my face when i met the Special Edition of myself.:P
last year
BMW M2: who ARE you?!O_O
My BMW M2 SE: i'm you but stronger.:P
back to the present
BMW M2 Beta Handling Edition: fair enough.:P
My Porsche 918 Spyder: so, what's the big idea bringing me here?:I
McLaren P1: it's simple. we need to get your brother as well. however, what's most important is getting the Regera to our team.>:I
Bugatti Chiron: why would Vincent want the Regera?:I
Alicia: for the data she has.>:I
Porsche 918 Spyder: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, ANAIS?!>:(
Alicia: actually, i'm her twin sister, Alicia. not identical, mind you.>:I
Porsche 918 Spyder: oh.:I
Bugatti Chiron: so, what other cars do we need, other than the ones Azelfland mentioned?:I
Alicia: there are some i got in my mind. the 300 SRT8, the 2015 Civic Type-R, the 3400K's normal form, the 2010 Camaro SS, the F-type SVR, the F1, the Brutale Dragster 800 RR, the Super Duke, the M6 GT3 and the Continental Supersports. they'll help you on your quest. as for the Regera, she has some info on the corrupted Asphalt Police.>:I
27th of June
My Chrysler 300 SRT8: well, thanks for adding me to the team. but i need to ask something.:I
My Lamborghini Murcielago: what is it?:I
Chrysler 300 SRT8: what's a decoy again?:I
Everyone: *anime fall* (Knuckles got owned counter: 31)
The substitute narrator from Spongebob: so much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and we had to hire a new one.
My Porsche Cayman GT4: remember when i said i had a paddle shift?:I
Me: yeah. so?:I
Porsche Cayman GT4: i lied. i actually have a stick shift.:I
My 2016 Porsche 911 GT3 RS: it's okay bro. just a small mistake, that's all.:)
My Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution: let's just continue with the whole buck-farming business, all right?>:I
after getting the McLaren F1 (the original F1, not the XP-5)
Bugatti Chiron: well, if it isn't the first ever hypercar herself.:)
My McLaren F1: well, nice to meet you, Chiron.^_^
McLaren P1: mom? what are you doing here?:O
McLaren F1: well, i'm here because Azelfland wanted me to get to you.:)
McLaren P1: it's been a long time.:)
McLaren F1: sure has been a long time.:)
McLaren P1: well, you got some new faces to meet. oh, and some of our friends are here too, like the Civic, the 4C, the M Performance M4 Racing and even the Corvette C2.
Porsche Cayman GT4: since when does Azelfland have these two aftermentioned cars?:I
My Chevrolet Corvette: it was The Crew 2's first anniversary and they reduced my price to 7 bucks or 1 crew credit. that's how he got me.:)
My BMW M Performance M4 Racing: as for me, he got above Icon Level 500. and now, all that's remaining is to get the Regera. it's not going to be easy though.>:I
28th of June
Latrell: good to see you back.:)
Me: yeah. well, i'm glad i got through all the trouble to complete my to-get list for now.:)
Hanna: seriously. we got a crazy amount of followers for our MotorNation account after reaching Goldengate Bridge with the original F1. over 43.000 of them.^_^
Latrell: well, anyway, good timing, you two. you see, i have a favor to ask.:I
Me: what is it?:I
Latrell: remember the Regera you and Hiro got for me back then? well, some lizardman thing stole it from me last night.>:I
Hanna: it must've been Nuke.>:(
Me: that bastard! so, what do we do?>:I
Latrell: simple. take your Regera to the race in Las Vegas to Los Angeles. that's where my car might appear as the prize.>:I
Hanna: one question. how did you get your car stolen?:I
Latrell: well.....':I
last night
Latrell: hey, what are you doing with my Regera?!O_O
Lizardman 1: hey, prepare for trouble, you... dildos. whatever. we're team Nuke. we're stealing your car. PEACE!>:D
back to the present
Me: guess i won't spend over 1.7 million bucks for nothing.>:I
outside of the Street Racing HQ
My Koenigsegg Regera: good to see you kept your promise.^_^
Me: me too. one question. why does Vincent want you that badly?:I
Koenigsegg Regera: you know how the DB10 and the DB5 have their own gadgets in the James Bond movies? well, that's the case for me but with extra showdown mode gadgets.:P
Me: oh. That makes sense. Anyway, i got a message from Alicia. It says " meet me at downtown Los Angeles. We got some testing to do.". So, ready for some tests?:)
Koenigsegg Regera: i was manufactured ready.😁
After the tests
Koenigsegg Regera: so, what do you think?:)
Me: you may lack the acceleration but your handling makes up for it.😁
Hanna: all right. You're ready. We just have to win this and Latrell's Regera will be back to his garage.>:I
Alicia: just try not to be reckless, okay?😐
Me: i will.:)
After the race from Las Vegas to Los Angeles
Me: damn, I'm good.😁
Koenigsegg Regera: that'll teach 'em not to mess with us.😎
Cyril: and there's something that concerns all of us.😐
Metal Azelfland: what is it?🤨
Cyril: something about an alternate timeine where Gameloft are the real bad guys.😐
Me: WHAT?! So what did you do with him?!😬
Cyril: i killed him.😐
Five minutes ago
Lizardman 1: we could talk this out. ._.
Cyril: not today! *Punches the lizardman to make him turn around and rips his upper half to use it as a puppet* ( in his puppet voice) Ninja Mime was awesome! (Back to his normal voice) yeah. Johny Cage rocked it. (Back to his puppet voice) it really tore me up!😄
The audience: YOU SUCK!😡 *One of the people in the audience throws a tomato at the supposed puppet*
Shadow Azelfland (making his Mortal Kombat announcer impression): FATALITY! Cyril wins. Flawless victory.>:)
Back to the present
Me: well, the lizardman had it coming. But i STILL can't believe there are alternate timeines. Plural.😐
Diana: it must be the work of that Jskylinegtr guy.😡
Shelby: and the next thing you know, he will call me and my sister fashion victims. I hated him since he tried to trash our meeting.😡
Metal Azelfland: someday he'll pay with his own blood.😡
Me: well, him getting revived isn't surprising to me.😐
Latrell: well, guys. I'm grateful for your help once again.😁
Koenigsegg Regera: glad we could help.😊
Latrell: well, i was thinking. How about you and your Regera race against mine? I kind of want to see how much you improved since last time.🙂
Me: sure. It's the least i could do.🙂
After the race with Latrell
Latrell: well, you got me again. I still remember back when you got your 2018 Audi TT. You truly became an icon now.🙂
Koenigsegg Regera: glad you think so for my friend here.😁
Latrell: it's best to get out of here, though. I hear there's a human-snake guy who's after your Regera and wants to take it to Bollore himself.😐
Me: will do. Thanks for the advice.😐
On the way to Miami
Asphalt police member 3: dispatch, i'm going after a red Regera. It's the one the boss wanted.>:I
Asphalt police's dispatch: copy that.>:I
Me: first i find out that there are alternate timelines where Gameloft are the bad guys and now THIS?! It's official. God is punishing me.🙄
After the chase
Koenigsegg Regera: phew. We got away. That WKPQ guy almost had us.😐
Me: yeah. I'm not surprised he's allies with the VVS since Vincent literally owns the asphalt police.😐
Koenigsegg Regera: well, what's your beef with him? Just out of curiosity.😐
Me: well, i'm sure he's salty for begging for mercy back in the X2's championship and wants me and my friends to suffer like he did.😐
Koenigsegg Regera: maybe you should've killed him when you had the chance.😐
Me: trust me, Regera. I'll make sure he pays his debt.>:I
Koenigsegg Regera: anyway, can't wait to meet my friends.🙂
Me: you will be h- wait a minute, since when did my 2005 Ford GT and my 3400K get a drift form and a rally raid form respectively?😐
2017 Ford GT: while you were chased from the cops, your friends did some races and installed those forms.🙂
Me: oh. Thanks, i guess.😐
My RUF 3400K: that's not all, however. Remember back when you beat Clarence Bishop the third? Well, he's trying to rematch you. Again. The nerve of that sore loser.🙄
My Red Bull RB13: and me being me, i'm too slow to keep up with the Alpha Mark II. You'll need to get yours if you want to even stand a chance. 'cause this fictional F1 car can easily kick my bloody rear bumper.>:I
Audi R8 tyke (breaking the fourth wall): wait a minute, i thought Proto and Fender were real manufacturers.😐
Koenigsegg Regera (also breaking the fourth wall): well, to tell you the truth, these two companies are fictional. They don't exist in real life, hence why you only see their vehicles in The Crew 2. I recently googled this.😐
Audi R8 tyke: oh.😐
My Spyker C8 Aileron: and what about the asphalt police?😐
Koenigsegg Regera: well, according to my data, if we want to get the heat off us, we need to destroy their HQ, which are located in Chicago.>:I
My Mazda RX-7: since when are the hybrid cars like the Regera cyborgs?😳
My Abarth 500: pretty sure it w-
Mazda RX-7: shut up, Abarth 500! No one asked you!😤
Abarth 500: ...... Okay. ._.
Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): ANYWAY, fictional companies and asphalt police raids aside, one thing is for sure. Clarence won't leave us alone until we take him on. Until then, we do some races, we get the Alpha Mark II to our side and we take him down. Simple. Or it sounds simple.>:I
My Jaguar F-type SVR: the Skyline is right. We gotta get to work.>:I
Acter getting the Alpha Mark II
My Proto Alpha Mark II: i heard from the RB13. Clarence won't leave you guys alone, huh?😐
Diana: yeah. I'm sure he hasn't learned his lesson after Azelf beat him a few weeks ago.😤
Proto Alpha Mark II: in my bone stock state, we won't be able to beat him. If you have those level 340 parts for all components, i'm sure i'll be able to beat him on the Alpha Grand Prix part of the race.>:I
Diana: well, we have them. For you, the RB14 -in case we get her at some point in the future- and her disruption version.🙂
Proto Alpha Mark II: nice. But before we do that, we have some testing to do.🙂
Diana: will do. But first, lemme take a selfie.😁 *Proceeds to take a bunch of selfies and post them on Instagram*
After the tests, near Fermont Barniff Springs Hotel
Me: okay. Now remember, we need to take him down and he'll leave us alone. MC12 Version Corsa, you'll handle the beginning as always.>:I
My Maserati MC12 Version Corsa: no worries. He won't know what hit him.>:)
Me: Alpha Mark II, you handle the Alpha Grand Prix part of the race. The Offshore MK I will handle the Power Boat part.>:I
Proto Alpha Mark II: i can take him. Also, Hanna got kidnapped while you were telling us your plan. And it was Nuke who kidnapped her.😐
Me: HE DID WHAT?! OH, THEY SHALL FEEL MY WRATH ONCE I DEAL WITH THAT LEWIS HAMILTON RIP-OFF!😡
At the starting line
Me: ready for another beatdown, you sore loser?!😡
Clarence: oh, you're really that naive, aren't you? This time, you will lose.>:)
Maserati MC12 Version Corsa: well, guess what?>:I
Clarence: what?>:I
Me (making my Sean Paul impression): you big talk now but you gon' cry like a baby when imma frassle yo.>:)
Clarence: whatever. You'll be the one crying once i beat you and then they'll call you the reason last place was invented.>:P
Maserati MC12 Version Corsa: OH, IT'S ON NOW, ASSHOLE!😡
after the race
Proto Alpha Mark II: SUCK ON THAT, CLARENCE!>:D
Me: who's the amateur now?>:)
Clarence: DAMN IT! DAMN IT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST AGAIN! WHYYYYYYY?!😭
Emily: heh. Guess he's the crybaby now.😋
Diana: and look at this. My Twitter is exploding with retweets all over the place with lots of awesome hashtags like #SennaReincarnated. So cool!😁
Nick: getting new fans surely is satisfying. What's more satisfying is that Clarence is humiliated from his defeat.😁
Sonic: now he'll tell us where Hanna is. Are we gonna do this the easy way or are we gonna do this the hard way?>:I
Clarence: i'll tell you NOTHING! your friend is nothing but an amateur who got lucky!😠
MICROAGGRESSION! HIT HIM!>:D
Me: YOU DONE F***ED UP NOW! *Bumps his fists and uses the Electric Fly on Clarence* BRINGALLTHESAUUUUCE!!!😡
Clarence: ow.......😵
Me: WHERE'S MY GIRL AT?! WHERE IS SHE?!😡
Clarence: it won't do you any good anyway, man.😬
Me: WHERE IS SHE?! COME ON!😡
Clarence: we were never gonna let her live anyway, man.😬
Me: WHERE IS SHE, MAN?! TELL ME!!😠
Clarence: she's being held in the Jersey Race Track.😬
Me: that's what i thought. Well, guys. We got the location.>:I
Tails: we do need some serious backup, though. But who?😐
Cynthia: how about the FXX K? If there's a car that knows Azelfland better, it's his FXX K.🙂
Scarlet: good idea, sis. But it will take long before we get him. Getting him here will cost almost 900.000 bucks.😐
Sonic: no problem. We can get that kind of money.😁
Shadow Azelfland: then let's not waste any time and save Hanna.>:I
Wendy: good idea.>:I
The narrator from Spongebob: one hour later.
My Ferrari FXX K: i heard from Alexis Kendrick. And So- oh. Hey, F1. long time no see.😁
McLaren F1: good to see you too, FXX K.😊
Ferrari FXX K: ANYWAY, reunions aside, i heard from Sonic and Wendy as well. Hanna got kidnapped, correct?😐
Wendy: correct. And Nuke just does it for revenge.>:I
Ferrari FXX K: i knew it had to do with this race car hater. Remember when Azelfland beat the s**t out of Nuke and he stayed unconscious for two weeks? Well, three days after that happened, his wife, Linda, divorced him becuase of his attitude. She's on our side now.>:I
Flora: that bastard deserved it. And Tweak deserved getting his garage burned to the ground.😤
Me: i agree. Serves both of them right!😤
Ferrari FXX K: after Nuke found out that Linda divorced him, he was driven to madness and paranoia got the better of him.😐
Shadow: so he's gone insane.>:I
Ferrari FXX K: exactly. Not TweakRacer levels of insanity, but still insane regardless.😐
Wendy: s**t. And ah thought findin' out ma and pa bein' alive was a shock to me.😐
Ferrari FXX K: trust me. It gets worse. Since Hanna is in the Jersey Race Track, that means Nuke will be there as well. But given that he's gone insane, he's going to unleash some grade-A bulls**t on us.😐
Persephone: like what?😐
Ferrari FXX K: you know that race in the track that uses the speedway for eight laps? Well, the race got 8 times the duration of it this time. And i don't think he'll play fair.😐
Me: none of that matters. If he wants a fight, he'll have one.>:I
Scarlet: and lucky for you, i came up with a solution. BEHOLD!😁
Alice: what's a tablet going to do to him?😐
Scarlet: it's not your average tablet. This is the Upgrading Tablet™. I registered the name, so don't think of ripping me off. This tablet allows me to upgrade the vehicles, even during a race. That's not all. It's a thousand times more durable than an iPad and it functions like a real tablet as well.😁
Jack: that's awesome!😁
Ferrari FXX K: Nuke won't know what hit him. We just need to use Azelfland's time powers every 8 laps to apply the level 320 parts and victory will be ours for sure.>:)
Me: and you know what? I think this race will be a great opportunity to see what you can really do. It will be just like old times.🙂
Ferrari FXX K (breaking the fourth wall): with 32 laps on normal, 16 laps on hard and 16 laps on ace mode in the race, we can get a load of followers on our MotorNation account and lots of bucks. It's gonna be SWEET!😁
At the Jersey Race Track
NukeStar: well, if it isn't Azelfc**t, his bitches and his friends.>:)
Tails: might as well be speaking Greek, brah.>:P
NukeStar: ugh. Never trust anyone under thirty.😒
Me: we came for Hanna, you piece of s**t. NOW GIVE HER BACK!😠
NukeStar: sure. Only if you admit that Gameloft were the bad guys all along.😈
Sonic: do we look like we came to bargain?!😡
NukeStar: i knew you'd say that. Guess you don't know when to quit, do you?>:I
Loraine: playing it confident, aren't you?>:I
NukeStar: oh, I AM confident. You don't even have the guts t-
Me: to kill you? Think again.😈 *Shows Tobias' severed head*
NukeStar: NO! THAT CAN'T BE! YOU...... YOU MONSTER!!!😡
Me: funny. I was expecting Shelby to call you that, considering YOU ARE ONE!>:P
Shelby: wait a minute. I thought you only snapped his neck.😐
Me: let's just say there's more to his death than that neck snap.:P
Last month
My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: huh?! He's still alive?!😬
Tobias Mann: Azelfland......... I haven't forgotten the debt i owe you......... Help me now.... As i once did during the Beast Alpha's championship..... And i promise to repay you in full.....X_X
Me: if you wish to repay me, tell me where i can find TweakRacer.>:I
Tobias Mann: TweakRacer? ............ You'll never get to him, Azelfland....... You will forfeit your life trying.......😈
Me: of all the lives you should be concerned of, Tobias, mine is not one of them.>:I
Tobias Mann: FEEL THE POWER OF THE SUN!!😡 *Creates a blinding flash*
Me (covering my eyes): WHAT THE-?! *Gets close to Tobias* TAKE THIS!!😠 *Stomps Tobias to make him stop glowing like the sun*
Tobias Mann: WAIT! WAIT! i can tell you, that to get to TweakRacer, you must admit that Gameloft were the bad guys all along.😈
Me: YOU LIE, TOBIAS! TF2014 WARNED ME OF YOUR ABILITY TO DECEIVE OTHERS WITH YOUR LIES!😠
Tobias Mann: AND YOU BELIEVE HIM?! THAT FREAK HAS FALLEN FROM THE GRACES OF ASPHALTLAND!😬
Me: that is exactly why i believe him!😡
Tobias Mann: my death WILL NOT lead you to TweakRacer!😡
Me: that... Is where you're wrong.>:) *Proceeds to punch Tobias to the ground and rip his head off with his bare hands*
Tobias' severed head: *screams in agony for a few seconds*
Back to the present
NukeStar: YOU F***ING PSYCHOPATH! YOU REALLY ENJOY KILLING YOUR EX-FRIENDS, DON'T YOU?!😠
Feuerrm: he had no choice, okay?! YOU were the one who betrayed him.😡
NukeStar: that doesn't matter. This time, i'll make sure you're dead, you good-for-nothing fairy tale writer!😡
Me: whatever, you do-nothing bitch!:P
The crowd (from the SIKE! that's the wrong number! Video): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!:D
NukeStar:WHAT?! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK! HOW DID YOU DEFLECT THIS INSULT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING?!😰
Chica: let's just say he learned to control his dark form.:P
Ferrari FXX K: and now we're going to beat you fair and square. You can't do s**t about it.>:)
NukeStar: HAH! You think the rehash of the LaFerrari is going to beat ME? And at bone stock?!🤣
Ferrari FXX K (triggered): WHAT THE F**K DID YOU JUST CALL ME, YOU SONOFABITCH?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M IN THE TOP 3 OF THE TOURING CAR DISCIPLINE WHEN I'M FULLY UPGRADED!😡
Me: very well. I can admit that putting race cars in racing games can be lazy for many people. BUT LIFE IS UNFAIR, ISN'T IT?! It wasn't me who started the XX Program and created this cool-looking masterpiece.😡
Ferrari FXX K: see? I may be a remodel of my big brother, but at least SOMEONE knows to appreciate race cars better than you do!😡
NukeStar: no matter. Now here's how this race works. 64 laps. 57 racers including you. Every eight laps, the last 7 racers get eliminated by getting their cars blown up. On the last eight laps, the racer in last place is eliminated until only one remains. If you win, you get your girl back. But if you lose, i get to keep her.😈
Hanna: YOU F***ING SICKO!😡
NukeStar: and once i keep her....😈
Alice: oh god, i think i'm gonna be sick.🤢
NukeStar: i will smash her again and again and again!>:D
Alice: (vomiting all over the place) BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!🤮
Cynthia: one, EWWWW!! Two, PISS OFF!!😡
Me: YOU BETTER NOT LAY A SINGLE FINGER ON HER, YOU PEDOPHILE!😠
NukeStar: hah! You will surely lose. I rigged your FXX K wi-
Me: you mean this bomb right here?:P
NukeStar: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU-?!😬
Ferrari FXX K: next time, put it somewhere less obvious, captain obvious.:P
Maserati MC12 Version Corsa: HAH! You won't be able to beat us, sucker!>:)
NukeStar: SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH, YOU REHASH OF THE MC12!😠
Maserati MC12 Version Corsa: DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE CALLED ME?!😡
Ferrari FXX K: i heard you. (To Nuke) OH, I'M GONNA RUN OVER YOU SO HARD YOU'LL REGRET THE DAY YOU WERE BORN!😠
NukeStar: tch. You don't have the balls to run me over.>:I
Ferrari FXX K: i don't need them, you lizard s**t!😡
NukeStar: come on, then, LaFerrari two!😡
After the 64-lap race
NukeStar:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! (Banging his head to the wall) WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?😫
Scarlet: that'll teach him not to mess with us.😎
NukeStar: I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS! THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE! I CAN'T BE BESTED BY FOOLS WHO CAN'T EVEN USE THEIR VEHICLES PROPERLY!!😠
Ferrari FXX K: see? That's what sets you and Azelfland apart. You always blame your tools.😋
Sonic: maybe you should treat your crew like Azelfland does with his. With respect.😎
Scarlet: bet you didn't see that coming, didja?😛
NukeStar: i lost to a girl with a tablet?! THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M KEEPING HANNA!😠
Me: YOU PROMISE-BREAKING ASSHOLE!!😠
Hanna: you think you can get away with trying to kidnap me and trying to get laid?! Think again!😡
NukeStar: HOW DID YOU-?!😰
Hanna: the race was just the distraction we needed to set me free. >:)
NukeStar: remember when i said i would smash you? It was all just a prank. We could talk this out. ._.
Hanna: THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO STEAL ONE'S GIRLFRIEND!!😠 *kicks Nuke in right in the nuts*
NukeStar: AUGH! Oh, my English teabags.X_X
Metal Azelfland: and now it's time to finally kick your ass and send you back to where you came.😡 *Launches a bunch of rockets on Nuke which send him flying*
NukeStar: TEAM NUKE IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!X_X *ting*
Metal Azelfland: that will teach him not to be a pedophile.😡
Everyone: he deserved it.😐
TheHawtDawg1: and there's someone else that wants a beating. *Sees Jskylinegtr trying to sneak away* GOTCHA BITCH!>:D
Jskylinegtr: ah, s**t! He figured it out!😡
Me: YOU AGAIN?! I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF YOU!😡
Jskylinegtr: your demonic alter ego revived me. And i would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!😡
Persephone: time to die, you f***ing piece of chameleon s**t!😡
Jskylinegtr: um, listen. We could just co-operate to take down Gameloft! ._.
Sonic (breaking the fourth wall): you think we're gonna co-operate with someone who think top models will save this world AND someone who created an unauthorized episode that's far from the plot without Azelfland's permission?! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!😠
Jskylinegtr: oh, that? It's just a prank, bro. ._.
Diana: JUST A PRANK?! DON'T FORGET YOU'RE THE ONE WHO INSULTED HANNA IN THE FIRST PLACE!😡
Jskylinegtr: if you kill me right here, things are only gonna get worse.😬
Wanda: just kill him already! I'm getting sick and tired of hearing his bulls**t!😡
Jskylinegtr: i'm sorry! Please! I won't make another unauthorized episode ever again! And i'll never ever EVER call Gameloft evil ever again! JUST DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE!!!O_O
Persephone: IT'S TOO LATE TO BEG FOR MERCY! NOW PREPARE TO DIE!😠 *Beats the everliving crap out of Jskylinegtr*
Metal Azelfland (making his Mortal Kombat announcer impression): FINISH HIM!>:)
Persephone: Persephone here, calling in air support.>:I
My Proto A500: *comes to Persephone's aid*
Persephone: *proceeds to launch Jskylinegtr to the air and shoot him with her handguns, to the point where Jskylinegtr gets chopped to pieces from the A500's blades*
Metal Azelfland ( making his Mortal Kombat announcer impression): FATALITY! Persephone wins. Flawless victory.>:)
Diana: serves him right!😡
Me: hopefully we won't have to deal with more idiots like him.🙄
Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): same here. The only thing that could save our asses would be Vincent's own death.😐
Hanna: let's just hope tomorrow will be better.😐
28th of June
Alice: ow.......🤒
Mercedes: you'll be okay. No worries.😐
Scarlet: is Alice gonna be okay?😐
Mercedes: yes. She'll need to rest for now. She'll recover in about 9 hours, i think.🙂
Hanna: understood. Man, had i not been kidnapped, none of this would've happened. It's my fault she's in this mess.😞
Me: it's not your fault. Nuke tried to kill us all.😐
Audi R8 tyke: since Alice is recovering, who's going to help with the upgrades?😐
Wendy: guess ah will be the one doin' the upgradin'. Ah ain't gonna let Nuke's pedophilic act slide! He's responsible for causing my sis to get sick.😡
Me: he'll pay for everything he's done. But until then, we need to be patient.>:I
Wendy: right. We gotta stop yappin' and get to it.>:I
After getting the C-X75
My Alfa Romeo 4C: UGH! OUT OF ALL THE CARS WE HAD, AZELFLAND CHOSE THE C-X75?!😡
My Jaguar C-X75: i know. I know. But the reason I'm joining you right now is because i want to make things right and atone for my mistakes in the past.😐
My 2016 Mazda MX-5: he's not wrong. The C-X75 may have screwed with us all, but if we're gonna take down Vincent, we're gonna need all the help we can get, including him.😐
Alfa Romeo 4C: i'm sorry. I just... I can't forget how all this started.😞
My 2017 Acura NSX: it's okay, pal. Well, anyway, from what i heard, our friends need to get the monster truck forms of some of us. The Abarth 500 is one of them.🙂
Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): i got that too. But i also have my drift form, my drag race form, my rally raid form, my rally cross formed and my touring car form. The monster truck form is the only one I don't have, so starting with me would be ideal.😁
BMW M2: he's not wrong.😋
My Ford F-150 SVT Raptor: and that will happen once i get fully upgraded. So, be patient and try not to snap or anything.🙂
The narrator from Spongebob: meanwhile.
Jake: whoa! Sis! Did you get well THAT fast?! That's awesome!😁
Alice: yep. Nothin' a hot chicken soup can't fix.😁
Jake: nice! Now i can let Wendy know you recovered. I'll be right back.😁
29th of June
My Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8: so you're the Azelfland everyone is talking about.🙂
Me: the one and only.😁
Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8: i'm the Grand Cherokee SRT8. Nice to meet you.🙂
Me: so SRT gave you the SRT treatment as well, huh? Neat. By the way, it's something i need to ask.😐
Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8: is it about me being a monster truck right now? One, your friends, TheHedgehogOne and Alice, recruited me that way after installing the monster truck forms of the Silverado, the Abarth 500, the 2010 Mustang GT, the Skyline, the 2010 Camaro SS, the 370Z and the Challenger. And two, you haven't gotten my rally raid form and my normal form. Yet.🙂
Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): doesn't get more American than that.😁
Loraine: by the way, where did Shadow Azelfland go?😐
My Peugeot 3008 DKR Maxi: he said something about winning a few races on Motocross and breaking Wade's record from back then.😐
Me: this is not gonna end well.😬
At Central Valley (9:00 PM)
Shadow Azelfland: i got some good news and some bad news.😐
My Citroen C3 Racing: what's the good news?😐
Shadow Azelfland: the good news is, i was able to beat Wade's record in a few races. AND Tuck will rematch you again.😁
Me: and the bad news?😐
Shadow Azelfland: you'll need to beat Wade first. The nerve of that sore loser.😒
Me: so Wade is back. I'm not surprised.😐
Tuck: me neither. He made a deal. That if he lost to you, he would leave. Turns out he thinks your win was nothing but a fluke. I'll tell you what. If you can beat Wade for the second time, i'll race you again. You got a deal?🙂
Me: *shakes hand with Tuck* deal.😁
At the starting line of the Rally Cross - Rally raid race (against Wade)
Me: dude, Hiro said you would leave if i beat you! What makes you think you can come back like you're some sort of big deal around here?!😡
Wade: well, Nuke paid me to kick your ass. This time, you won't stand a chance.😈
Citroen C3 Racing: well, guess what?>:I
Wade: what?>:I
Me (making my Snoop Dogg impression): mah money's on me kickin' yo bitch-ass all night long.>:I
Wade: whatever. Once i deal with you, Nuke will reward me handsomely.>:)
Citroen C3 Racing: OH, IT'S ON NOW, ASSHOLE!😡
After the race against Wade
Peugeot 3008 DKR Maxi: SUCK ON THAT, WADE!!>:D
Wade: NO! THAT CAN'T BE!!! IT WAS ALL A FLUKE! YOU GOT LUCKY!!😡
MICROAGGRESSION! HIT HIM!>:D
Shadow Azelfland: i knew he'd say some s**t like that. *Bumps his fists and uses the Electric Fly on Wade* GOTTASUCKMYNUTS!!😠 *Sends Wade flying*
Wade: TEAM NUKE IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!X_X *ting*
Tuck: well, now that you dealt with Wade, you know what's next, right?🙂
Me: yep. It's time to see who really owns the off-road once again.🙂
At the starting line of the Rally Cross-Motocross race (against Tuck)
Tuck: well, no hard feelings, right?🙂
Me: yep. Though i kind of feel bad for having to crush you again.😐
Tuck: don't feel too bad. I know you're the one i could count on to make things right.🙂
Me: i know. Well, here we go.🙂
After the race
Tuck: shoot. You still have it in you.😁
Me: well, i know you'll come back and ask for a rematch someday. I'm looking forward to it.😁
Tuck: so do i. Until we meet again.🙂
30th of June
My 2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS: okay, so you basically gave your H1 his Alpha Evo 2 form, and for me, the Camaro RS, the 370Z, the Challenger, the Grand Cherokee SRT8, the Escalade, the 2010 Mustang GT and even the Silverado their Rally raid forms. I don't get it.😐
My Volkswagen Touareg NF: it's because he wanted to test how they would fare.😐
Me: since when do i have the Touareg?!😬
My Mercedes-benz SL 300 SLR Unlenhaut: well, since the time you and your friends got more bucks to do all that. Also, i finally got my normal form. I was tired being a race car all the time.🙂
My 2010 Ford Focus RS: don't forget you also gave me, the Cooper S Countryman ALL4 and the Fairlady Z 432 (PS30) a rally cross form. Those count, as well as giving the 2010 Mustang his drift form.😐
Diana: so, what's next?😐
My 2016 Volkswagen Golf GTI: well, my sister, the Race Touareg 3 wanted to meet you guys. Trust me. She's really reliable in those kinds of races.😁
At the Bayou, after getting the Race Touareg 3
My Volkswagen Race Touareg 3: okay. So you want me to run through this track at bone stock and then apply one upgrade at a time to see if i can improve. Did i get it right?😐
Danny: yes. But knowing that you're a Volkswagen, you won't do much.😐
Volkswagen Race Touareg 3: pfff. That's just an assumption made by non-car guys. Even if the Golf and the Touareg are faster than i am, i have something they don't have. The ability to do good times at stock AND on a higher difficulty.>:)
Diana: well, we'll see if you can unleash your so-called ability.😐
After the tests
Volkswagen Race Touareg 3: told you.😁
Diana: s**t. You really were good after. Guess we should't, like, underestimate you.😐
Volkswagen Race Touareg 3: and speaking of underestimating, Wade is back. Look, go tell Azelfland about it and i'll take care of the rest.🙂
Back at Central Valley
Tuck: well, looks like Wade didn't learn his lesson.😐
Shadow Azelfland: as if this fool is going to learn. Guess we need to teach him that lesson again.😡
Citroen C3 Racing: are you sure you can handle this? I mean, he does have his Lancia Delta S3 and his X Class fully upgraded.😐
Volkswagen Race Touareg 3: yeah. His cars are nothing against us. We got this.🙂
At the starting line of the Rally Cross - Rally Raid race (again)
Me: ugh. Well, i thought kicking your ass a second time would be enough to teach you not to mess with us. Do i have to beat you again to make it clear that you won't be needed here?!😡
Wade: i'll return as many times as it takes to kick your ass. Nuke gave me a second chance, you know.>:I
Citroen C3 Racing: and guess what.>:I
Wade: what?>:I
Me (making my Redman impression) IMMA TAKE YOUR TONGUE OUT AND LICK MY AAAAAAAASSS WITH IT!>:D
Wade: whatever. This time, you're not gonna walk away from this.>:)
Citroen C3 Racing: OH, IT'S ON NOW, ASSHOLE!😡
After the race against Wade
Volkswagen Race Touareg 3: SUCK ON THAT, WADE!>:D
Wade: NO! UNACCEPTABLE!! YOU CAN'T JUST THINK YOU'RE A BIG DEAL BY B-
Persephone: NOT. ONE. WORD. If you dare challenge Azelfland to a race ever again OR if you dare co-operate with that insane, worthless and traitorous lizard ever again, i'll make sure my shotgun is the last thing you'll feel for the rest of your life!😡
Wade: .... Okay. ._. *drives away with his X Class*
Tuck: well, that's that.😐
Me: s**t. I know Perse can be a savage sometimes, but Jesus Christ, that was a whole new level of savagery.😬
Tuck: i think i can agree on that. Anyway, never thought that i would rematch you one day after you beat Wade. Well, time to really settle who's the off-road champ once and for all.😐
Me: yeah. Let's.🙂
At the starting line of the Rally Cross-Motocross race (again)
Tuck: well, i did a bit of practice since last time, so don't think I'll let up for a single second.🙂
Me: trust me on this. I'm not letting up either. may the best racer win.😁
Tuck: indeed.🙂
After the race against Tuck
Tuck: well, i almost had you.🙂
Me: yeah. Almost. But it was awesome to race again.😁
Tuck: well, Azelfland, i gotta hand it to you. You surely know how to find your own path.🙂
Me: glad you think so. Until we meet again.🙂
Tuck: it's best to get out of here, though. That WKPQ guy will try to get you.😐
Me: will do. I'll see you later.🙂
Chicago, USA
Nick: so this is the place, huh?😐
Wanda: yes. And it looks like it's heavily guarded.>:I
Persephone: no problem. I know what to do.>:) *Blows up the entrance to the asphalt police HQ*
Me: WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEEES?!>:D
Asphalt police member 4: OH S**T!😬
TheHawtDawg1 (in Spongebob's voice): stand back. I'm warnin' ya.>:I
Asphalt police member 4: no! I have a wife and family!😭
Me (making my PewDiePie impression) I DON'T CARE!😡 *Zaps all of the Asphalt police members to death*
At the top of the Asphalt police HQ
WKPQ: if it isn't Azelfland. It's been a long time.>:)
Me: cut the crap, Quiet! We're here to end your whole career! Literally!😡
WKPQ: heh. You know, i've been waiting for this day to come. The day i would finally kick your ass.>:)
Me: you don't understand! Becoming allies with this monster is the worst you could do. He'll consider you useless and kill you all!😡
WKPQ: hah! I knew you'd say such delusional words. Nuke and Tweak were right to betray you.>:)
Me: YOU WERE ALLIES WITH THEM?! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!😠
Hanna: I KNEW I SHOULD'VE RIPPED YOUR HEAD OFF WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!😡
WKPQ: none of that matters! What matters is that Gameloft should be eliminated and wiped from the face of the earth forever! AND VINCENT SHALL PREVAIL!>:D
Tails: you *really* need to get laid.🙄
Sonic: looks like someone is salty for begging for mercy in front of my friends.🙄
WKPQ: HAH! You think you can just destroy these HQ and just walk away a free man. Think again.>:)
Me: i've had enough of this! All this corrupted Asphalt police ever did was arrest innocents who had the right mind of trying to kill Vincent and then force them to think that Gameloft are the bad guys and then reward Tweak, Nuke and their friends like the insufferable pricks they are! I'M just standing up to them! I don't give a f**k if you think they're right. You think i'm just gonna stand there and let them AND you do as they please?! And insulting me would be the last straw! SO, DON'T GO THINKING THAT IT'S OKAY TO SWAY EVERYONE FROM THEIR REAL OPINIONS!😤
WKPQ: you know what? I guess i'll have to teach you some manners, you fairy tale writer!😡
Me (triggered): WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!😠
WKPQ: yeah, i called you a fairy tale writer. What are you gonna do about it?>:)
Knuckles: not this again.🙄
Me (triggered): HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET RUN OVER BY MY REGERA?!😠
WKPQ: how would YOU like to suck my balls?😈
Everyone: *gasps*
Me (triggered): WHAT DID YOU SAY?!😠
WKPQ: i-i'm sorry, I'm sorry. What i said was..... *Pulls out a megaphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, AZELFLAND?!😈
Jake: holy s**t, dude.😬
Me: ............ YOU DONE F***ED UP NOW!!!😠 *Transforms into his dark form*
WKPQ: um, have i gone too far?😬
Silver Azelfland: yep. You f***ed up. Big time.:P
Audi R8 tyke: we gotta get out of here!😬
Shelby: right.>:I *teleports everyone except for Azelfland outside of the HQ*
WKPQ: um, listen. Remember when i called you a fairy tale writer? I-i was joking. We could talk this out. ._.
Me: THERE'S NO TALKING OUT OF THIS ONE!! INSULTING ME WAS THE LAST STRAW!!😠 *destroys the HQ and buries WKPQ into the ruins of it and turns back to normal*
Cyril: ouch. He didn't survive that.😬
Me: yeah. Now let's get out of here before any backup arrives!>:I
Amy: this has gotten way out of hand.😬
A few minutes later
WKPQ: *comes out of the ruins* you won the battle, Azelfland, but not the war. One day, i'll make sure you will suffer like i did. Mark my words.😡
After getting the LaFerrari
My Ferrari LaFerrari: feels good to be back.😁
McLaren P1: LaFerrari! You're here! Welcome to your third home.😊
Ferrari LaFerrari: good to see you too, P1.😚
McLaren F1: hey, LaFerrari. Long time no see.😁
Ferrari LaFerrari: good to see you too, F1. How have you been?😁
McLaren F1: good. I still have it in me after Azelfland got me back to the team.😁
McLaren P1: wait, you know my mom?:O
Ferrari LaFerrari: yep. Back when Azelfland was the king of CSR Racing.🙂
McLaren F1: your boyfriend kicked some major rear bumpers back then. It was really awesome.🙂
Diana: but is there a way to get Nuke out of hiding?:I
Tails: why, we'll get another race car version of an already existing car, of course!😁
2017 Acura NSX: that's genius! And i know just the car for this.🙂
My BMW M6 GT3: the 2016 Acura NSX GT3, right?😐
2017 Acura NSX: exactly! This will make Nuke so pissed he'll try to beat you! Which will be in our favour.😁
1st of July
My 2016 Acura NSX GT3: so, you're the world-famous Azelfland everyone is talking about.🙂
Me: the one and only!😁
2016 Acura NSX GT3: i'm the 2016 Acura NSX GT3. Nice to meet you.🙂
2017 Acura NSX: welcome on board, sis. I hope you enjoy your new home.🙂
2016 Acura NSX GT3: thanks. And my little brother told me of your plan on wanting to wipe Nuke from the face of the Earth. I'm in. Now, since you're getting close to getting the Huayra here, i'm sure Nuke will unleash his grade-A crap on us. But you and your LaFerrari should do well.🙂
At the starting line of the race from New York to the Goldengate bridge
Linda: no hard feelings, right?🙂
Me: no. Why do you ask?😐
Hanna: well, Linda, Nuke's ex-wife, is on our side now.🙂
Linda: Nuke thinks that once he beats you, no one will believe you anymore. He's insane. Better watch your back. I'll do what i can to help you, but from here on out, it's up to you.>:I
NukeStar: AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN BEAT HIM?! NOT ONCE?! What's gonna happen if he keeps winning?! He's gonna take over the world, sway everyone from their real opinions, take all your precious sponsors!! ALL OF IT!!😠
Lizardman 2: okay, fine. We'll take care of it, boss.🙄
Lizardman 3: he's not gonna walk away from it this time.>:(
NukeStar: YOU BETTER MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T! or ain't NONE OF YOU gonna be walking away from this!!😡
After the race
Ferrari LaFerrari: THAT'S HOW WE DO IT, BABY!!! WOOO!!!>:D
Me: and Nuke should be fuming in three.... Two.... One..... Now.🙂
NukeStar: THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE!!! AZELFLAND SHOULDN'T BE THE WINNER!! YOU MESSED WITH ME FOR THE LAST TIME!! PREPARE T-
Me: NOW, SKYLINE!! RUN HIM OVER, MONSTER TRUCK STYLE!!>:D
NukeStar: huh?!😬
Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34) (coming in): 'MURICA! F**K YEAH!! Coming again to save the motherf***ing day, yeah! 'MURICA! F**K YEAH!! freedom is the only way, yeah!!>:D *runs over Nuke, monster truck style*
Sonic: is he dead?😐
Jaguar C-X75: i'm sure he's severely wounded. But he survived regardless.😐
NukeStar (dying): no no no, i can't die like this!...... Not when I'm so close..... And not at the hands OF A FILTHY FAIRY TALE WRITER!!.... I could've saved this world!.... I-i could've restored order!.... And i wasn't supposed to die by the hands OF A CHILD-KILLING PSYCHOPATH!! YOU'RE A SAVAGE!! YOU'RE A MANIAC!! YOU'RE THE BANDIT AND I AM THE GODDAMN H- *gets his head blown off*
Everyone: .......................😬
Persephone: what?! I had to shut him up! He was being annoying!🙄
Wanda: well, serves him right! We didn't like him anyway.😤
Ferrari LaFerrari: what i didn't tell you is what i've found out during my research on Nuke.😐
Jaguar C-X75: and what would that be?😐
Ferrari LaFerrari: you see, Nuke was the hive of the lizardman tribe. Every single lizardman was connected to him. Linda is the exception, since she's considered a traitor. When Perse blew Nuke's head off with her shotgun, that created a chain reaction with every living Lizardman.😐
Knuckles: English please? *Gets hammered* oh no!X_X (Knuckles got owned counter: 32)
Ferrari LaFerrari: in other words, when Nuke died, the entire tribe went extinct. They're gone. Reduced to atoms.😐
Hanna: well, I'll be. Didn't know this was possible.😁
Me: i'm glad he's dead. Well, i think i know what we can do.🙂
Silver Azelfland (teabagging Nuke's dead body): ..............🤪
Emily: dude, what are you doing?😐
Silver Azelfland: what? I had to. Nuke deserved getting teabagged.😐
Ferrari LaFerrari: I'm sure he played too much Mortal Kombat X and teabagged a bunch of ragequitters online. That would explain why he was teabagging Nuke right now.😐
Silver Azelfland: hm. Touché.😐
Diana: can we just stop arguing about whether Nuke deserved getting teabagged or not?🙄
Hanna: Dia is right. Azelfland and i will meet you back in the garage.>:I
After getting the Huayra
My Pagani Huayra: so, did you guys get Nuke?🙂
Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): yep. Persephone gave that traitor a taste of his own medicine!😁
Pagani Huayra: does that mean it's over?🙂
Me: no. We still need to deal with TweakRacer! And we'll do that once TF2014 leaves the racing scene for good.>:I
Pagani Huayra: anyway, i was thinking. Since we're gonna get more bucks, i was thinking that we should bring the S7 Twin Turbo. He's going to be a good addition to this garage.😁
2017 Ford GT: not a bad idea. Let's do it!😁
The narrator from Spongebob: two hours later.
My Saleen S7 Twin Turbo: Azelfland! My man! Haven't seen you since the time you were the king of CSR Racing!😁
Me: good to see you too, I guess.😐
Saleen S7 Twin Turbo: what's wrong? Is it about me screwing up your chances of beating Boss X in his own S7?😐
Me: it's all in the past now. We've got to test you before we go. That's all we can do for now.😐
Saleen S7 Twin Turbo: fine by me.🙂
After the tests
Hanna: not bad. I guess you still had it in you.🙂
Saleen S7 Twin Turbo: i'll do what i can to help. Besides, i'm sure my friends would be glad to see me again after 3 years of being away from the racing scene.🙂
Me: what's even better is that Vincent is in for one hell of a surprise.>:)
Saleen S7 Twin Turbo: for now, you guys are gonna do a few more races and leave for your original garage. I understand.😐
Me: don't worry. Someday, we'll come back. I promise.🙂
Meanwhile, at the original Vivendi HQ
Vincent: so you finally got Azelfland's Regera, huh? Well, for once, i'm actually proud of you.😁
Vivendi goon 1: well, boss. Grabbing it was easy as pie.🙂
Vivendi goon 2: we're gonna get handsomely rewarded for this.😁
Vincent: well, it's not the color i wanted but it's still a Regera. Regardless, i will be able to conquer the world at last!>:D
Vivendi goon 2: hey, what does this button do?😁
Vincent: what button? WAIT, YOU DON'T M- *the fake Regera explodes into cake cream*
Everyone (covered in cake cream): ............................ ._.
Vincent: YOU F***ING USELESS PIECES OF S**T!! THIS REGERA WAS A FAKE ALL ALONG?!😠
Vivendi goon 1: we're sorry, boss! We didn't know it was f-
Vincent: SILENCE!! YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!! *shoots both goons with his combat shotgun* I CAN'T BELIEVE AZELFC**T TRICKED ME AGAIN!!! *eats some of the cake from his face* but the cake is so delicious!😁