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since i talked about my favorite cars in Asphalt 8, i think it's time to talk about my least favorite cars.

just like we have our favorite cars, we have our least favorites, possibly because of bad stats, or because of our personal experiences.

so, here are my top 10 least favorite cars in Asphalt 8. also, keep in mind that those are strictly my opinions, so try no to get triggered.

Number 10: the Cadillac 16 Concept, AKA "the boat".[]

yup. you expected this one to be on my list, didn't you? "the boat", as every Asphalt player knows, is a really bad mastery reward. you already know it: second worst handling in the game, low top speed, bad accelertion, but very good nitro duration. however, the only reason i put it on number 10 is because it rewards you with loads of boosts on its mastery.

Number 9:the BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage, AKA "the pig".[]

oh, god. you guys are gonna hate me for this. I FRICKING DISLIKE THE BMW 3.0 CSL HOMMAGE, OKAY?! here's why. its hard R&D and because i ragequit on test 48, it's really common in multiplayer and WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO MAKE SOME OF ITS UPGRADES COST TOKENS ONLY?! even though it's very good, i still hold a grudge to it, because of those reasons. still, i got revenge by taking down one of those in multiplayer and it was really satisfying.

Number 8: the nerfed 1967 Chevy Impala.[]

this one is another expected car on the list, but to be honest, i don't hate it that much. it's cool-looking, but i put it on this list because of its massive nerf. bad top speed, bad nitro duration, and you'll basically be a sitting duck for a whole race. that's all.

Number 7: the Koenigsegg Agera R.[]

WHAT IS IT WITH GAMELOFT MAKING THE REAL LIFE CARS I LIKE REALLY BAD IN THE GAME?! it's seriously my number 3 personal favorite car in real life, but you expect me to like this piece of crap Agera R in the game?! i mean, seriously. there are better cars in the game and this car can't even accelerate.

Number 6: the Sbarro Alcador, AKA "the pizza".[]

this one was also expected, because it's known for being one of the worst choices for multiplayer. so, here's why it's on this list: it's really ugly- just like Bruxish from Pokemon-, has one of the worst accelerations in the game and it loses a lot of its speed if you drift. and now it takes 95 BLUEPRINTS TO UNLOCK?! ugh! this car triggers me worse than the other 4 i mentioned.

Number 5: the McLaren MP4-31, AKA, "Skidlaren"[]

this one was because of my personal experience i had. if you remember the time the McLaren MP4-31 championship was introduced to us, i tried taking down the championship, but i ragequit on the fifth qualifier of Rio, BECAUSE OF HOW HARD IT WAS! after the event expired, i was like:"whatever! i didn't want the McLaren MP4-31 ANYWAY!" while in reality i wanted this Formula 1 car SO BADLY! i still remain salty because of this.

Number 4: the Arash AF 10, AKA "TRASH AS F@#K 10".[]

now, this one is also because of its R&D. seriously, WHOSE IDEAS WAS IT TO MAKE ITS R&D REALLY HARD?! that's not all, we all expected this car to be an Aston Martin Vulcan killer, but it ended up being ABSOLUTE TRASH! great going, Gameloft! you lost your chance to make this car awesome! god, this is starting to get on my nerves.

Number 3: the Aston Martin DB9 Coupe.[]

this one was also a bad omen, but it's number 3, because of how terrible it is. i don't need to explain why.

let's just move on to the Number 2 spot.

Number 2: the Jaguar C-X75.[]

my hate for this car goes way back in the days when i was the king of CSR racing. if you don't know what i'm talking about, let me explain. you see, in CSR racing, there was an update called "the international". and there were 5 cars you could win if you completed the showdowns. those cars were the Lamborghini Veneno, the Koenigsegg One:1, the Mazda Furai, the Jaguar C-X75 and the Ferrari FXX-K( with the Ferrari FXX-K being the prize for getting the other 4 cars and completing their cups). i liked all of them but the Jaguar C-X75. and you wanna know why? BECAUSE THAT EXCUSE FOR A TIER 5 CAR NEEDED LIGHTNING FAST REFLEXES TO MASTER! to this day, i remain salty because of my experience. i just hope that hate will go away once i get that car in Asphalt 8. hey, that rhymed.

Dishonorable mention.[]

now, before we get to my Number 1 pick, there is only one dishonorable mention. they're not honorable mentions, because this is my list of least favorite cars in Asphalt 8.

that dishonorable mention is the Dodge Dart GT. again, i'm neutral on the starter car of the game, but i can't stand the memes. they're too much for me.

well, that was quick. time to unleash my rage on my number 1 spot.

Number 1: the 2016 Chevrolet Camaro SS.[]

seriously. F@#K THE 2016 CHEVROLET CAMARO SS! this car is also common in Multiplayer and it's also because i lost to one of those in multiplayer.  it's actually infuriating when you have an underdog and you lose to a car that's-*ragequits* you know what, THAT'S IT! I'M DONE! I'M FRICKING DONE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! *slams the door*

End of the top 10.[]

i'm sorry. i just triggered myself. but anyway, hopefully i'm not dead by tommorow, because of my choices. and i hope that the hate i have for these cars will go away once i get some of the cars. i'll just relax now and take a break every once in a while. and i'm sorry if i triggered anyone. also, let me know what your top 10 least favorite cars are.

until next time.

-Azelfland.

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