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Azelfland Azelfland 19 January 2019
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Asphalt stories: the Nissan 370Z SE R&D and preparing for the Lightning LS-218 EDD

going through the 370Z SE R&D is no easy job, but i'm glad i kept my V6s for it instead of using them on my Alpine. as for the LS-218 EDD, i'm going all out with the farming, no matter what happens.

this is episode 10 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:

Rome, Italy

My Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): should we tell the 370Z she has a Special Edition of her own?:I

Me: not yet. she'll freak out if she finds out too early.:P

Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): understood.:P

My McLaren 675LT: speaking of the 370Z SE, should we take it on now?:I

Me: yes. Trezor, analysis.>:I

My Renault Trezor: okay. well, thankfully, the 370Z SE has no token-only upgrades. unlike a Lamborghini that has costed us our token stash!>:(

My Lamborghini Murcielago: you guys had to …

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Azelfland Azelfland 7 January 2019
2

Asphalt stories: the Icona Vulcano V12 Hybrid build

yep. i got myself the Vulcano V12 Hybrid. no need for the EDD whatsoever. and good riddance to those blueprints. they were wastes of space for my storage anyway.

this is episode 9 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". it continues right where TF2014 left off. here goes:

Rome, Italy

Me: i can't believe this! first the rigged Centenario R&D, now this?!>:(

Shelby: we'll find them eventually.:I

My Mercedes-Benz Silver Lightning: problem is, even with our IQ of 300, it's impossible to tell where the girls are. and i'm not kidding this time.:(

Sonic: darn it. i guess we'll have to rely on our instincts.:I

Nick: have you guys thought of bypassing the challenges?:I

Everyone: huh?:I

Me: Nick, YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS!:D

Rouge: but Vincent will kill our friends…

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Azelfland Azelfland 31 December 2018
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Asphalt stories: Azelfland's Q&A

yep. i thought of making a Q&A like R8 tyke did.

this is episode 9 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories" WARNING! lots of fourth wall breaking. now, let's get ROOOIIIIIIIGHT to the questions!


  • 1 a question for Azelfland: what was your best moment in 2018?
  • 2 a question for Hanna: why does Azelfland hate the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA for short?
  • 3 a question for Nick: if zombies came in, what would you do?
  • 4 another question for Azelfland: what is your real name?
  • 5 another question for Hanna: how do you and Azelfland spend time together?
  • 6 a question for the Centenario: what do you think of the token-only upgrades on you?
  • 7 two questions for the Ferrari FXX-K: one, why are you blue? and two, why does Azelfand hate the CX-75?
  • 8 a question…


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Azelfland Azelfland 29 December 2018
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Asphalt stories: the Lamborghini Murcielago championship shnanigans, part 2

well, i finally got that Murcielago. in the meantime, i was also busy with Real Racing 3 and R8 tyke and i are trying to find a good name for our racing team in that game.

anyway, here's part 2 of 2 of episode 8 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". this covers Rio and Tokyo. here goes:

Rio De Janeiro, Brazil

Me: and here is the part where the damned fourth qualifier will kick my butt.-_-

My McLaren MP4-31: well, it did the first time i was around, but not this time. you got this.:)

My Lamborghini Murrcielago: yep.:)

after the Grand Finale of Rio

McLaren MP4-31: told you.^_^

Me: heh. you were right.:)

Hanna: we're off to Tokyo now.^_^

Diana: i'm just so glad Azelfland's perverted cars aren't there.-_-

Shelby: me too.-_-

Tokyo, Japan

Lamborghini Murcielago…

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Azelfland Azelfland 24 December 2018
1

Asphalt stories: the Lamborghini Murcielago championship shenanigans, part 1

this one is based on the Murcielago championship. and yeah, there will be a crossover with The Crew 2 and Real Racing 3 from here on.

this is part 1 of 2 of episode 8 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". this covers the first half of the champonship. here goes:

Rome, Italy

Me: well, since the Murcielago will have token-only upgrades, we'll need a plan.>:I

Knuckles: okay. here's the plan. *puts a baseball bat on the table* we beat them up till they give us the car.:P

Nick: i vote for this idea.^_^

Flora: um, i don't think resorting to violence is a good idea. how about we go as far as possible?:3

Knuckles and NIck: ....................................... *hysterical laughing and wheezing* AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!XD

Me: it won't work. we'll need somethin…

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