the TweakRacer arc has finally come to an end. and that's it, really.
this is episode 7 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:
Azelfland.exe: so, you finally came.>:I
Vincent: all right. we'll have to clarify one thing. you have our wife. hand her over to us.>:I
TraceG11: HELL NO!>:(
Me: the way i see it, it's ALL on you! you hired TweakRacer to eliminate me. then, you had the nerve to burn TF2014's old garage down for no reason!>:(
Cyril: THEN your little "friend" used my indentity to his advantage, after you sent him as a double agent! AND he broke Wanda's heart after we got the Sbarro GT1!>:(
McLaren P1 boy: after i went crazy, i worked for you for the same reason. but after i regained my s…Read more >
yep. i'm officially running out of ideas with those top 10s.
a long time ago, i made a list of the worst cars in Asphalt 8. this list is a continuation of the original list.
here are another top 10 of the worst cars in Asphalt 8. once again, we're taking into account the stats of the cars. let's begin.
if there's one thing i learned in this game, it's this. just because a car has a high MAX PRO rank in its class OR in general doesn't mean it's going to be good. the 2015 GTA Spano is no exception to this rule. now, it's number 10, because its mastery gives 100 licenses, which is the biggest license payout in the entire game. BUT, to get the car, you need to spend 4000 dollars on this game alone, which is basically every single joke about EA's …
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yep. i got myself the F-Type. and that was just needed, because.................... well, i kind of felt like it. also, i had some upgrading shenanigans these days because of those exams at school.
this is episode 6 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:
My ED Design Torq: coast is clear.>:I
TF2014: that's good. once i'm done with the tour, we'll leave without any second thoughts.>:I
My Mosler GT3: so, this is where our home was before it was moved to Rome, huh?:I
Metal Azelfland: yes. when i was controlled by Vincent, he tracked Azelfland's garage. luckily, TF2014's aircraft were able to move it to Rome.>:I
My Koenigsegg One:1: so that explains why there are more Vivendi patrols in Barcelona than usual.:I
Me: yeah. however…Read more >
well, the title says it all. after all the events are done, i've had some casual days of my own. nothing new here. just some relaxation.
this is episode 5 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:
Manchester, England, Vivendi's seventh base
Azelfland.exe: *slams his hands on the table seven times* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! YOU IDIOTS LET AZELFLAND'S FRIENDS GET THEIR 918S BACK?!>:(
R8 LMS.exe: i can explain. ._.
Azelfland.exe: SILENCE! "STRONGEST VILLAIN" MY DEMONIC ASS! YOU WERE NOTHING BUT A WEAKLING, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING RACE CAR!>:(
Vincent: you got your rear bumber handed to you.:P
Aelfland.exe: AND YOU, VINCENT! DON'T GET ME STARTED ON GETTING TRICKED ON THAT FAKE BETRAYAL! YOU COULD'VE KILLED THEM WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!>:( …Read more >
remember that bug from the Porsche update where you got the ED Design Torq once you started the C63 R&D? well, now i got it. for real, this time. which happened the day before yesterday. i also got the 488 Pista. you could say the championship Pista-ff a lot of people. i also got the Huayra BC in Asphalt 9 which took me only 5 minutes after its release. new record on getting a released car in Asphalt 9.
this is episode 4 of season 10 of "Asphalt stories". here goes:
Azure Coast, 10:07 AM
Me: well, according to TF2014, the qualifiers in Azure Coast are rigged. we need to be cautious.>:I
My Ferrrari 488 Pista: there's no turning back now.>:I
Feuerrm: i don't know, man. i mean, have you seen the people that struggled with it?:I
Me: i know it will b…Read more >