This episode 1) depicts the recruitments of the LS-218 and Weber, 2) the dumping of the AF10, 3) Working on the C 63 and the XDiavel, 4) preparing to abandon my operations next year, 5) depicts the rescue of a friend but 6) wih two of Azelf's crew getting kidnapped as revenge on 2), as well as 7) punishing Vincent's wife for all the chaos. This occurs while 8) P1 Boy and the Halo Squad escape AsphaltLand- something which I plan to do as well.
(Towards the end of the Arash R&D ((by time, not test)) and when the LS-218 EDD is ongoing, with the Weber EDD going in tandem ((only in this story, not in actual game)) due to Asphalt Moments restrictions)
Me: Okay. I will ask the Halo Squad and Azelf's crew to help out with the Weber and LS-218. Just as I make Vincent lose some money for an incomplete AF10. :P (As I pluck out the upgrades from the Arash and stuff them onto my AHGT and run to the EDD site)
(On the way)
Me: (dialing P1 Boy) P1 Boy. Right now I have dumped the Arash and I am on the way to the Weber EDD. Can you and the Halo Squad help out?
P1 Boy: Not this time. The Halo Squad is watching assembly of my Icona- with interference from the Covenant- and Linda is gonna rescue the elder sis of one of your friends.
Me: What?! Another friend of mine is captured?! -_-
P1 Boy: That is according to Master Chief's intel.
Me: I doubt my friends would bother on wether they know or not. They would be pissed with the VVS anyway.
(At P1 Boy's garage)
Fred: Looks like we have a D79-TC dropship carrying the Icona parts. Let's get cracking!!
Halo Squad: There's the Icona chasis.
Kelly: "But the hangar's full of Covenant."
(The Halo Squad except Linda- who went to rescue Sarah's sister- engage the numerous Covenant infantry inside the hangar)
P1 Boy: Marking the Icona attachments and parts.
(John presses the launch control switch, allowing the Icona to be assembled)
Kelly: Assembly in progress.
PA: Vehicle assembly initiated. Assembly progress: 0%.
Fred: Hold off the Covenant while the Icona awaits assembly.
Many more Covenant fall in from the roof, mainly Grunts, Jackal rangers, and a Hunter pair.
John: More Hunters!
The Halo Squad battles the swarming Covenant.
PA: Assembly error. All protocols reset.
(After Master Chief John fixes the error)
PA: Assembly at 25%.
(The Spartans take down most of the enemies, but more Grunts and then Elites arrive in the hangar)
PA: Icona assembly at 50%.
Fred: Covenant reinforcements inbound!
(When most of the Covenant are killed)
PA: Assembly at 75%.
When almost all of the Covenant are killed.
PA: Assembly at 100%. Launch is primed.
Kelly: Looks like we can get some intel from the Icona now. Let's see what the VVS is gonna do next.
(At a dungeon in the 7th VVS base)
Linda: I am in contact with both TF2014 and Sarah. Looks like that girl in a blue blouse and grey skirt if Sarah's sister. I will get her out there, before I regroup with you guys. (Enters the dungeon cell without getting noticed)
Sarah's sis (in the cell) Who's that? O_O Please leave me alone!!
Linda: I am one of TF2014's allies- as well as a Spartan of the Halo Squad. Don't worry. I am getting you out there. I know how much you suffered back there. Wait here.
Sarah's sis: Thank goodness. O_O (as Linda breaks the cell with a S1 Canister Shell, helping her out). I wonder what's your name?
Linda: Name's Linda-058. I am part of the Halo Squad: hence the number.
Kimberley (Sarah's sis): Mine's Kimberley. An elder sis of Sarah. And I am not sure why am I targeted.
Linda: Because the captors are the VVS. Enemy of literally everyone. Ever since P1 Boy, TF2014, R8 Tyke and Azelfland retaliate, VVS is out to look for hostages- you and your relatives included. I better bring you back before any goons come. (Takes Kimberley to a D81-LRT Condor and uses it to take her back to Sarah before returning to the Halo Squad)
(While I am near Philadelphia- the EDD site is in an abandoned city in Mexico)
Me: (receiving a call from Linda-058) What's the update?
Linda: Your friend's sis is safe.
Me: Cool. I would check on her before going to the EDD site.
(At my garage in Philadelphia)
Me: Sarah, your sis is safe now. And you know what I am thinking?
Sarah: Glad to hear that. And what?
Me: I am thinking of bringing my AsphaltLand operations to a complete shutdown. Considering that Vincent is now getting out of control, that the recent events have taken all my time that could be spent with all my friends, cruising around the streets and dark tunnels of NYC etc, I think it is time for me to pull the plug soon. It is just not worth it fighting for the bragging rights anymore.
Lily: Well, fair point. We know that you were just trying to keep us safe. But what about your vehicles and how are we gonna run?
Me: I will close the portal in my garage that leads to AsphaltLand. But since it can only be closed from AspahltLand and not my garage, we will make a getaway. I might ask some of you to head to NYC and lay low- I will remain here with Lily for one last year. Before we get out of AsphaltLand for good. (Just as the D81 landed near my non-AsphaltLand entrance)
Sarah: Isn't that- MY BIG SIS!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!! ;D
Kimberley: (embracing Sarah) Yeah, it has been a while!!
Sarah: Thanks Linda-058. I think the Halo Squad is waiting for you now.
Linda: I got this. (Leaves with the D81)
Sarah: Okay, Kim. We might be leaving for Boston soon.
Kimberley: (seeing Anais) Well, I really miss you, but right now I wanna teach this prick a lesson she will never forget. Payback for Vincent! >:|
Naomi: All of us want to. But right now we gotta leave- all but two of us. While TF2014 prepares to shutdown, one of us needs to monitor the status.
Sarah: Well, I have to seperate from Kimberley for another whole year.... for safety's sake. Only Kimberley is good at computing.
Lily: Sure, all set. But we teach this whore a lesson first, before we leave for NYC. Even if the VVS has an active tracker on one of us, the tracker is super ineffective for tracking us in dense cities. Anyway, a Boeing 737NG would be sufficient for our ride from Philadelphia.
Kimberley: But then why does TF2014 need an A330?
Me: The AsphaltLand entrance can only be closed from AsphaltLand itself. Once it closed, we need to make a run for it.
Sarah: All set. We teach Anais a lesson, then we leave.
Me: And we can always return 5 months after the portal closes. If you wanna do what you want to Anais. :P
Kimberley: Go get the last cars then. While I spark a brawl among the VVS itself :P
(Back at the VVS)
Azelfland.exe: YOU IDIOTS DESERVE THE UGANDA KNUCKLES ARMY ON YOUR @$$€$ FOR LETTING THAT HOSTAGE ESCAPE!!! D:<
VVS goons: RUN!!! O_O
(All VVS goons screaming goat as the Uganda Knuckles army spits on the goons)
Uganda Knuckles army: THESE NON-BELIEVER BOYS AGAIN!!! SPIT ON THE NON-BELIEVER BOYS!!
Vincent: Well I have an idea to piss off the four fugitives. We destroy P1 Boy's garage and enslave him. For the other 3, we capture their friends one by one. Starting with Azelfc***'s girl and the girl's sister. :P
Azelfland.exe: Kidnapping the girl and the sister of my alter ego is AWESOME!! BUT... you noobs fail me every single time. Let me do the capturing.
Dr. Eggman: If you think you are that smart, we will see what you got.
Vincent: Well, we have a collector who is coming for the Arash. I hope TF2014 did what I told him to do.
(Meeting the collector)
Vincent: There is your car. As promised, it can reach the guaranteed 498km/h.
Collector: Well, let me test it.
(Finds that the car can barely reach 420km/h)
Collector: ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! >:( YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT THIS CAR CAN REACH 498KM/H WITHOUT UPGRADES??!! I COULD NOT OUTRUN EVEN A MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE IN YOUR PROMISED TURD!!! D:<
Vincent: But.... I was told that it was fully upgraded... ._.
Collector: FULLY UPGRADED???!! D:< (shows the VVS that the car has no upgrades at all) WHAT A RIP OFF!! YOU DESERVE MONOPOLY MONEY!!! (leaves)
Vincent: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MY MONEY..... ;(
Azelfland.exe: FIRST, THE FAKE BETRAYAL AFTER THE 918 EDD. NOW THIS???!!! >:( I KNEW YOU ARE JUST TOO USELESS AND INCOMPETANT!!! LET ME KIDNAP THE TWO GIRLS ON MY OWN!!! IF I LET YOU DO IT, YOU WILL F*** THINGS UP, THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!
Vincent: That TrashF****r....... >:(
(At the EDD site)
Vincent: YOU TREACHEROUS DUMBF***!!! >:( I TOLD YOU TO FINISH THE ARASH, AND YOU STOLE THE SUPPLIES!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU OWE ME NOW, ALONGSIDE OWING ME MY WIFE???!!!!
Me: I owe you your evil plans? I don't think so. And if you think you can threaten Kimberley's life, I have to disappoint you- the Halo Squad took her away while you guys were getting bashed up by R8 Tyke! >:P
Vincent: AS IF YOU CAN STOP ME. I HAVE AN ARMY!!
Me: We have ALL the bikes and ALL the cars-except the Aventador and Challenger! We also have a Pagani Huayra BC, a Lamborghini Veneno, a McLaren MP4-31 and a McLaren X2!! >:D
(All non-mind controlled vehicles rev their engines)
Dr. Eggman: FINISH HIM!!!
Weber, LP700-4, Challenger, LS-218: N00BZ D3T3CT3D 1N DIZ R3STR1CT3D AR3A. WE R TEH VVS ALLY. WE R G0NNA HAXOR ALL U N00BZ TILL WE ROFL! YOU= N00BZ. 4 0F UZ= L33T. WE R 2 L33T N WE R G0NNA START PWNERSHIP. WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!
Me: Lightning first! Then Weber!
Loraine: I will look for external interference. Go finish it sis!
Hanna: Got it. >:|
(R8 Tyke, Azelfland, Danny, Hanna, Wanda, Cyril, Chica and I get working on the 2 EDDs; the EDD progress won't be shown due to time constraints)
(Meanwhile, at P1 Boy's garage)
Master Chief John-117: Bad news, P1 Boy. Vincent is planning to destroy your garage. We need to evacuvate all your cars to a safe haven. We have multiple D79-TC Pelican dropships to save as many of your cars as possible. But we have to get going ASAP. >:|
P1 Boy: These doofuses at it again. Let's get going.
(By the time both EDDs are almost ending, P1 Boy is moving the Vanda Electrics Dendrobium; the Halo Squad are moving the Renault Alpine, McLaren X2, Porsche 918 and SIN R1 at the same time)
P1 Boy: Well, that's Vincent at his old tricks ag- (sees some VVS Centenarios in front of him) I better back u- (sees more Centenarios) Bummer. (Gets out and attempts to shoot the goons; he succeeds in shooting the goons in front of his Vanda, but the two goons behind him destroy his Vanda and attempt to get him to work for the VVS once more, but he escapes- refer to this episode for his escape)
(Back at the EDD site)
Vincent: DON'T YOU IDIOTS EVER QUIT???!!! >:(
Me: We will NOT quit interfering with your operations if you do not stop your syndicate!! You know how mad all AsphaltLand residents are??!! >:(
Vincent: Not my problem. We own ALL of AsphaltLand. We will eventually mind-control the PEOPLE-if we have enough resources. That way, EVERYONE will obey the VVS.
(Evil laughter among all VVS members)
Me: NOT TODAY, NOT ANYTIME SOON!!! >:( (I fire a nuke-packed rocket at the base of the goons, sending them flying)
Hanna: SERVES YOU RIGHT, JERKS!!! >:(
(Azelfland, R8 Tyke and I sent messages to P1 Boy regarding his escape before returning to our garages; unfortunately none of us notice that Azelfland.exe had activated some kind of witchcraft that teleported Hanna and Loraine to an unknown realm; at least not till the current update reaches its end)
(Back at Philadelphia)
Me: Okay. Before I start the XDiavel and C 63 R&Ds, I am gonna impose the penalties on Anais-when the coast is clear, I will show Vincent the status of his wife.
Naomi: Well, hope it isn't now... we don't know who will Vincent target if he sees what he did to his wife.
Me: Of course not. (As I grab some super glue to squirt into her high-heels) You know what? You may have helped with the apocalypse, but your husband has went too far. Seeing that he has ignored the threats that I sent to him- and went deeper into his rabbit hole, your punishment will be increased. His actions have deducted 1500 merit points- and I will make sure he sees your condition sooner- so that he knows who is he f***ing with. >:|
Anais: What are you trying to- HHHEEELLLLPPPPP!!!! O_O
Me: Lily! Kimberley! I don't think I can punish her alone- I need you two to help with the punishment.
Kimberley: That's my revenge time!!
(Lily threaten's Anais that she will spray water on her, while Kimberley tries to pin her legs to the wall)
Anais: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! O_O PLEASE!! NOOOOOOO!!!! (As I squirt the glue into her shoes)
Kimberley: How long do I have to touch this hooker???
Me: 5 whole mins before the glue hardens.
Kimberley: At least she is getting it.
Anais: Wait!! There is somehing I can do- you know the Cobra, right?
Me: Oh don't tell me you wanna convince me to like that car -_-I SWEAR I NEVER WILL!!!! >:(
Anais: Trust me, I can make you stop the hate. If I fail-you can repeat what you did to me before the apocalypse. But if I make it, you have to let me go.
Me: You asked for it. (I put a blindfold on Anais and shove her into my Holden, before stuffing her in the trunk and tying her to the assistant seat, beofre driving to the lockup where the Cobra for my garage is still in, before removing the blindfold)
Anais: Okay. Why do you hate that car?
Me: That's because it always attacks me during my early days. I am so glad it is out of action now.
Anais: But then.... it happened a long time ago. You should forget about what it did.
Me: Fine. I hope it does not cause trouble.
(As soon as I open the lockup)
My pending Cobra: NSFW, NSFW, NSFW, NSFW. NSFW... (runs to Azelfland's A9 garage)
Me: You failed. Initially, I hate Cobras for their intimidating behaviour. Now, I am gonna hate my Cobra for thinking about NSFW. Even if Azelfland somehow neutralised the Cobra, you are still responsible for the potential trouble. So, as you said earlier, I have the permission to glue you to that pillar. :P
Anais: Oh no. NOT FAIR!! YOU ALWAYS THINK O- (I stuff the blindfold and gagged her mouth, before driving back to the garage)
(At the unknown realm)
Azelfland.exe: I knew you nincompoops would fail me EVERY SINGLE TIME. NOT ONLY YOU FAILED TO KEEP ONE OF TF2014'S *****ES HOSTAGE, YOU ALSO LET P1 BOY AND THE HALO SQUAD ESCAPE. NOT ONLY THAT, YOU IDIOTS LET THEM COMPLETE TWO EDDS IN TANDEM!!! YOU IDIOTS- EXCEPT VINCENT-ARE GONNA GET IT.
Azelfland.exe: Only reason I am sparing Vincent- is because he gave the suggestion to kidnap Azelfland's girl- thus we have her and the sister in our hands. And I bet no one can save them- since they don't know the location of the realm. Even if they know, I have set traps in ALL possible entrances- when activated, the liquid that constantly pours on them will ignite and burn them alive. Also, I have used a new kind of spell to tie them together- and I glued their skirts to the floor, right under the tank of mysterious liquid. Azelfland will say goodbye to his date forever- as payback.
All VVS members: (evil laughter)
Azelfland.exe: WHAT ARE YOU NINCOMPOOPS LAUGHING FOR???!!! >:( While Vincent and I relay the message to Azelfc***, the rest of you will be chased by the Uganda Knuckles army for a 5TH TIME!!!! >:(
All other VVS members: OH S***!!! O_O RRUUNNNN!!!!!
Uganda Knuckles army: HERE COMES THE NON-BELIEVER BOYS!!! SPIT ON THE NON-BELIEVER BOYS!!!!
Vincent: Well, TrashF****r's friends are next.
Azelfland.exe: Well, abduct ALL of Azelfland's whores first. TF2014's ones are powerless, so if we abduct those, Azelfc***'s ones can easily save them. So we grab the powerful ones first.
(Hanna and Loraine wake up)
Hanna: Where am I? :/
Loraine: We last remembered that we were at Mexico, but where is this place?
Hanna: Azelfland is waiting. We b- (notices that she cannot stand up and cannot use her powers) WHAT ON EARTH??!!!
Loraine: Well, bad news, sis. O_O
Hanna: (looking down, only to see herself tied up) THESE VVS IDIOTS AGAIN!!! >:(
Vincent: Didn't your boyfriend teach you manners?
Loraine: Yeah, but you deserve no manners!! LET US GO!!!
Azelfland.exe: Scream all you want, no one can save you two. Cause you two are hidden in a completely unknown place, glued to the floor, tied to each other, and above you is a liquid thay will be a ticking time bomb if your boyfriend comes in :P
Vincent: (after taking photo) See you later, damsels in distress!! :P (leaves with Azelfland.exe)
Hanna: How dare he humiliate us like that!! >:(
Loraine: The question is, how are we gonna leav- (getting wet by the liquid pouring from the ceiling) OH NO!! O_O I HOPE IT IS NOT THE SAME EXPERIENCE I NEARLY HAD OUTSIDE DUBAI!!!
Hanna: (getting wet) We better try our luck. We get out of here, then we find our way back.
(Both struggle to leave the realm, but with their powers jammed, their bodies tied to each other by an unknown spell and with their skirts glued to the ground, they could not make it)
Loraine: No luck. :( I hope this is not the end of our lives...
Hanna: Trust me, sis. It won't. I am pretty sure that Azelfland can find us. And I don't think we will stay glued to the floor. We just gotta try.... (she and Loraine struggle to get free as the liquid pours on them endlessly)
(Back on Earth, at the R&D site)
Me: Okay. I have the XDiavel and C 63 R&Ds on. And the new update is coming soon, but one sure thing is it will NOT wipe away the scars I had in the current one, especially the Centenario one. Once I am done with these two R&Ds, I will send my three friends back to NYC for safety. While Sarah's elder sister will remain- since she requested- during the cooldown-and-boycott mode. When the time comes, I will leave AsphaltLand for good- and I am taking Kimberley along- and never coming back for good. (As soon as I reach my garage, I smear some glue on the pillar before I bring Anais into that room and stuff her body onto the glued portion, and then tying her to the pillar using duct tape, before putting some glue to the underside of her shoes) Well, you deserved your fate for all the punishment.
Naomi: But since there is a portal, what if they found Anais through the portal?
Me: Well, this is why I leave the door close. What I meant by closing the portal, is by making the portal non-existant by shutting off the supply. And I need to find the supply- and destroy it. You all can have fun with this whore before I have to send you off.