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Yep, final. From April 16 onwards I have no time, I mean, NO TIME, to play. If I have time then I will continue playing this game, but real life is cutting down my time. Which means I have no time to play the R&D of the new king. What a pity. Which means I will spend the remainder of my time left in this game playing MP with the SLK SE and R8 SE.

Okay, enough talkie. With that being said, I retired from this game partially due to constraints in real life. If you tgink that I could just multitask, frankly, I am unable to multitask.

(At my garage, in the middle of packing up)

Me: Well this is the end. I will eventually have to go. Hopefully I can use my Vulcan and Vette GS during my free time. 

My Vulcan: We understand. Just go. And do what you intended to do.

Me: Thanks. And hope you stay as king forever.

(While loading the Honda Accord for departure)

My Hommage's transmission: Master, I just found the location of Sarah. Right now she is in Cuba. I heard that they are taking her to some parlor in Argentina to swap her identity with the identity of another hooker. I placed a bug on their truck.

Me: Good. Now return to Rio ASAP. Before they see you.

My Hommage: You gotcha.

Me: You hear that Lily? I am gonna get your friend back. Then we get the f*** outta here.

Lily: Glad you chose to help my former classmate, despite what she did.

Me: Anyway I doubt that I am any better than that classmate. Whatever. All set?

Lily: All loaded.

Me: We go to the plane first, and unload our stuff. Then we find Sarah.

Lily: Sure thing I suppose....

(I lock my garage door and drive to Area 51 and load the bags onto the CV-990)

My CV-990: Ready to go?

Me: No. We are just unloading our bags when we forgot something (someone). We will return when we got that forgotten item. But if we could not return in time, just leave.

My CV-990: Copied.

(After closing the plane door, I am about to drive off when Lily spotted Sarah's abandoned Cayenne)

Lily: That's Sarah's car, right??

Me: No idea, but why?

Lily: I think it is better that we split up. I use Sarah's car while you use your getaway car. We can find the truck that has Sarah in it easier; since if we split, we can intercept the truck much more easily.

Me: Are you sure about this? :/ Besides, you got an active tracking device.... and Emily is no longer in our garage to provide backup. Azelfland and his crew are busy preparing for the new fleet of cars and series of special events to come, so we cannot expect much help from them.

Lily: Trust me, I am no pushover. Besides, if they capture me again, you can track me down with the tracking device.

Me: Well the tracking device is about to degenerate. What if the tracking device degenerates before I can find you and Sarah? Both of you might have your identities switched.

Lily: Trust me, we still got time.

Me: Yes. 20 hours. Hope we get the f*** out of here without getting detected. In this case, good luck. If either of us found Sarah and escaped, head back to Area 51 and try to hide.

Lily: That's the plan. Let's go.

(Lily and I drive to Cuba to intercept the truck, but I get diverted by some reports about Candice, Hanna, Rouge and Kri being captured, all of which turn out to be fake news)

Me: What does Vincent want?? >:( I hope he did not capture any of Azelfland's crew. >:|

(I answer the call)

Me: What do you want, slimeball??!! >:(

Vincent: Well since Audi R8 Tyke forced me to pay ransom to stop NSFW pictures of my wife getting spread, I had my revenge towards Azelfland, who R8 Tyke is working with. >:)

Me: YOU PIECE OF $#!+!!!!! >:( WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TR TO PUT THE BLAME ON HIS CREW??!!!!

Vincent: Wanna know what I did?? :P

Me: WHAT??!!! >:(

Vincent: Get to the payphone at the starting line of Ipanema Showdown track. I will let you know. >:) (Hangs up)

Me: Screw you. >:(

(As I make a U-Turn back to Rio,)

Lily (in Valencia, Venezuela): Well, there is the truck. I will notify TF2014 about it. Then I will save Sarah. I know how she treated me, but I just gotta forgive her. I cannot hold anymore grudges. We all make mistakes...

(I am on the way back to Rio when I receive Lily's call)

Me: Hello? Lily?

Lily: TF2014, guess what? I found her. :D

Me: Good. Rescue her ASAP and take her to the plane in Area 51. And be cautious. When these suckers leave some stuff in the middle of somewhere, there could be an ambush.

Lily: I know. (Opens the rear doors) Sarah, you okay?

Me: And leave your phone connected. In case some BS is happening.

Lily: Okay. And where are you?

Me: Vincent could have kidnapped some of Azelfland's crew. So I will be having a delay. Please hurry up.

Lily: Sure. I will. Now I gotta speak to Sarah.

Me: Have your chat.

Lily: Sarah? You alright?

Sarah: Lily, glad to see you again. Can you save me? I know I don't deserve it-

Lily: Of course I will save you. Forget the past. We get out and you can express your regrets, ok? Don't worry I will always forgive you.

Sarah: Thanks Lily.... :( And help me....

Lily: Gimme a minute or two. I need to try to untie you.....

(When I arrive at the payphone, 14 hours for the tracking device to deactivate)

Me: Ok. I am at the phone. (I pick up the phone) Tell me what you want, you $#!+head. >:|

Vincent: Glad you came. And remember I said something about kidnapping Azelfland's crew?? >:)

Me: What? And why? :/

Vincent: I sent four photos to your phone. Check them out. >:v

(I look at the photos)

Me: Holy $#!+!!! O_O HOW DAFAQ DID YOU CAPTURE CANDICE, HANNA, ROUGE AND KRI???!!!! AZELFLAND AND GOLDENTHUNDER WILL SURELY BE PISSED AF!!!! >:( YOU @$$#0|€!!!!!! >:(

Vincent: You talk more, they die. >;) Listen, you prick. I have locked Hanna in a cage in the destroyed Vesuvius base. Kri, is locked in a cargo container that will be dumped into the Atlantic Ocean. Container is in Scotland. Rouge, is tied to a tree in Africa. And Candice, is tied in a truck that departed from Cuba hours ago. You don't act quick, Hanna will be blasted to death, Kri will drown, Rouge will be eaten alive by lions, and Candice will have her identity transfered. You choose between either of them. Decide properly, you doofus. >:)

Me: F*** YOU!!!!! >:( (I hang up and attempt to call Azelfland as I drive my Honda Accord to the last known location where the truck is parked at since that one is the closest)

ACG (who is on board a tram): NOT AGAIN THIS LOSER!!!! >:(

(Both ACG and I attempt to call Azelfland but our calls enter voicemail; in reality the four people mentioned by Vincent are safe with Azelfland)

Me: $#!+! $#!+!! $#!+!!!! >:|

ACG: AZELF!! PICK UP!!! O_O

Both voicemails to Azelfland: That snitch Vincent has captured four of your girls- and placed them in four different locations!!! Please save them!!!

Me: COME ON, COME ON!!!!!! >:(

(While driving my Accord to the truck's location in Valencia, the truck doors close automatically)

Lily: OH NO!!! THIS CANNOT BE!!! >:(

Sarah: I'm so sorry Lily that I dragged you down this..... :(

Lily: Don't say that. We are either dying here together, or leaving alive. Either way, I will not let you go. >:| Wait a moment. I will try to open the doors before I untie your legs. Then we can run. Seriously I cannot let your identity get swapped!!! >:|

(As Lily turns to shoot the doors open, a chemical gets released, making her, along with the two hookers and Sarah unconscious)

Mike458: Wow. I cannot believe my plan worked. >:) TF2014 is SOOOOOO STUPID to believe that we have captured the four girls of Azelfland. :P

Vincent: That will soon happen. But we necer expected him to be this dumb :P Now we got his precious flower back.

Mike458: Then let's go. We need to go to that parlor in Argentina before he finds her back.

Vincent: Yes. But one thing. Get rid of that car. (The Cayenne)

Mike458: Well sure. Actually we don't need to, but in case our dialogues are recorded, we better get rid of the evidence.

Vincent: That's right. But we gotta go back to Cuba. We just extracted data thru TF2014's call. We will make sure he cannot survive here.

Mike458: Okay. We go back and make sure we make TF2014 suffer if he continues to operate here. For Azelfland, we will make further arrangements.

(When I am 150 km away from the truck)

Me: DAMN IT!!! >:( AZELFLAND IS NOT PICKING UP!!! >:( (Later Azelfland picks up) Hello?

Azelfland: TF2014, I heard the kidnappings. Turns out ACG and you are fooled. The girls are safe with me.

Me: I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT KIDNAPPING NEWS IS FAKE!!!!! >:( I gotta find Lily and Sarah. They could be in trouble FOR REAL!!!! >:(

Azelfland: Listen, we know what is going on. Some of my crew have already prepared ahead. We will help you get out of here with your friend.

Me: Thanks. I was not expecting help from you, considering you all are preparing for the next update.

Azelfland: Now go find your friends quickly. I gotta hang up now. So that you can check on Lily's status.

Me: Thanks. (After I ended the call, I attempted to call Lily, but I saw her message)

Lily's messgae: SOS. They caught us.

Me: MOTHERF*****!!!!!!!! >:( I GOTTA FIND SARAH'S CAR AND SEE IF I COULD TRACK THEM DOWN!!!!! >:(

(When I am 30 minutes away from the truck's last known location)

Vincent: Okay. Mike and I will go back to the operations centre. You, make sure you reach the parlor ASAP. TF2014 will be coming. You guys, set an ambush for him.

Goons: Aye.

(Mike destroys the Cayenne before leaving with Vincent)

(I arrive at the place)

Me: Damn it!!! >:( Looks like I will never make it!!!! >:( And I gotta check the wreckage of Sarah's car and see if I can extract any info- 

(Goons appear)

Vivendi goons: Oh look, Mr. Nobody is trying to rescue his girl!!! :P

Me: I knew it!!! You wanna die???!!+! >:(

(I take cover behind my Honda Accord and search my arsenal for some explosive weapon; at the same time SilverAzelfland sent a message)

Me: Come on!!!! >:( Where is that weapon??!!! My car would not be able to take that many hits!!!! >:|

(I found my grenade launcher as soon as smoke billows from my car's engine)

Me: Perfect. >:) Eat this, you idiots!!!!

(I launch the grenade from my launcher)

Vivendi goons: His car is gonna burn!!! Keep shooting!!!

(The grenade lands in the middle of the goons and explodes, killing them just as my Honda Accord starts leaking fuel)

Me: Do not try to- (I see the leaking fuel) AWW COME ON!!!! (I run towards one of the goons and picked up his phone) Okay. I got the tracking device. All I need to do is to use it to find Lily before the tracking device in Lily's body deactivates. (I activate my GPS as I steal a nearby Mack R truck connected to a trailer)

Me: I'm coming for you Lily!! >:| (I check SilverAzelfland's message as I begin driving the Mack)

SilverAzelfland's message: I just managed to make the wormhole start from the nearest street to you, and will teleport you right in front of one of the streets the van with your friend in it. I marked the wormhole's location on your GPS. Find it quickly- I took many attempts to set it. I might need to retract the wormhole.

My message: Perfect!! 

Me: Ah yes. I forgot!!! 

My transmission to my CV-990: I could not make it in time. Leave AsphaltLand immediately. And tell the 757, Learjet 45 and DC-10 to leave also.

(When I teleported through the wormhole to the exit of a tunnel that the van is taking)

My CV-990: Ok. Master told us to leave. We gotta go!!

My DC-10 What about them??

My CV-990: JUST GO!!!!>:|

My Learjet 45: I will try to seek help from some F-16s to watch the situation!!! >:(

My 757: Gosh- Vivendi is non-stop causing trouble!!!!! >:( You guys go- GO!!! I will fly to the borders of AsphaltLand and try to pick them up from a safe distance!!!! >:|

(I heard the 757's transmission)

Me: JUST GO!!! GO!!!! >:( I KNOW YOU WORRY ABOUT ME, BUT I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU TO BE SHOT DOWN!!!

My 757: HOW ABOUT I FLY AROUND ASPHALTLAND AND PICK U GUYS UP IF I SEE YOU??!!!

Me: Damn... You are very daring. If you wanna proceed, fly 26 nautical miles away from AsphaltLand and circle it. But I advise you to leave. Go, now.

My Learjet 45: We got a problem!!! TF2014 could not return- but the 757 still wants to wait for him and his friend!!!! >:(

My A320: Damn it!!!! That's suicide!!! But TF2014 will not be able to leave!!!!

My A321: If it refuses to leave then we are scrambling some F-16s!!! >:|

(A fleet of F-16s rush to the 757)

My F-16: What are you doing, 757?? That's suicide!!! >:|

My 757: BUT.... I CANNOT LEAVE THEM BEHIND!!!!

My CV-880: I WISH WE COULD WAIT. BUT IT IS TOO DANGEROUS, AT LEAST FOR SUBSONIC JETS.

My F-16: Then fly a safe distance from there and find them!!! >:|

My 757: Roger!!! >:|

My F-16's transmission: 757 refuses to go. All of us tried to advise it to leave but it won't. >:|

Me: Damn.... then make sure it does not fly beyond the safe distance!!! >:|

My F-16: Copied. You won't scold it, won't you?

Me: None of you will. Now I gotta end the conversation. I see the van coming.

My F-16: Copied. >:|

(I block the tunnel exits before I leave the Mack truck and hide in one of the emergency refuges in the tunnel, waiting for the truck to arrive)

Me: Now where are you taking my friends, you snitch??!! >:( (I see the truck arrive)

The truck driver: Man, who is that sucker who put the truck in front of the entrances??!! >:( TF2014 will be able to catch up!! I better request backup.

(I shoot the driver in the head as soon as he takes out his phone; my action causes all other drivers to abandon their cars)

Me: Don't even THINK about taking my friend(s) away!!! >:(

(I unlock the door through the broken window and then I unlock the rear)

Sarah: (screams) WHO IS THAT???!!!! O_O

Lily: I don't know... hope it is TF2014.

Sarah: I am sorry Lily, because if me, you are tied up just like me-

Lily: I understand. I just wanted to get you to safety- but I failed. I should be sorry-

Sarah: And because of me, your identity could be swapped with that of one of those hookers.....

Lily: Well I wanna make sure you don't. But since we are trapped, we will suffer together. But believe me- help will come

Sarah: Hopefully TF2014 helps us.

Lily: He will.

Sarah: Cuz these hookers intended to escape, but after the boss' wife promised that they will get to harass TF2- (I open the doors)

Lily: TF2014!!! There you are :D

Me: Well I got sidetracked by that idiot. Hang on, I will let you go. And of course, I will find a place where I can check for any injuries. And of course, to get you both changed from those hookers' clothing.

Lily: Ok. That's the plan. Untie us, quick!

Me: No need to tell me that. Of course the first thing is to untie you both.

(When I finished untying Lily and I am about to untie Sarah)

Sarah: Wait. Bear in mind that when Lily tried to untie me, some strange chemical made us unconscious.

Me: Wait then. (I look up and see some vents) Ah yes. (I shoot the vents) Ok. Problem solved. And Lily, you see that grey Pontiac GrandAm at the entrance of this tunnel?? While I untie Sarah, get to that Pontiac. We will be using that car to get away.

Lily: Noted. >:| (She leaves for the GrandAm)

(15 minutes later)

Me: Ok. I managed to untie Sarah without any further incident. I will leave those hookers in the van. Good thing they are still tied up. Come on Sarah!!! >:|

(Both of us enter the GrandAm)

Me: You girls alright??

Both girls: Yep, we are. Apart from some bruises when we were tied up.

(When I am about to leave, some Vivendi Boxster S' show up)

Me: F***!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THE TRACKING DEVICE!!!!! Well there are 8 hours left in the tracking device before it is deactivated. I better go!!!

(I reverse the GrandAm out of the tunnel and do a quick J-turn before driving towards French Guiana)

Me: NOT FAIR!!! NOT F***ING FAIR!!!! >:(

Vivendi goon 1: Oh look!! There is Mr. Nobody and his two whores!!! :P

Vivendi goon 2: STOP THAT CAR!!!! >:( AT ALL COSTS!!!!

(After driving for 8 hours)

Me: Looks like we are clear. Can you both observe the surroundings? I need to ask one of my planes to pick us up.

(As Lily and Sarah are looking around)

Lily: It's okay Sarah. I will ignore what you did years ago. (Pats her hair)

Me (transmitting to my 757): You still near AsphaltLand, right?

My 757: Affirmative.

Me: Ok. I will let you know if we are clear. If we are clear, then head for French Guiana. I will be waiting there.

My 757: Roger. How many souls?

Me: Two souls- No sorry. Three souls actually.

My 757: Roger. I will wait at the borders of AsphaltLand till you're clear.

Me: Thanks. (I see some Vivendi cars in front)

Me: $#!+!!!!!!!!! >:( (I turn to the side but ended up causing my GrandAm to skid off the road, resulting in the car hitting a tree and the engine stalling)

Me: F***!!!!! >:( Heads down!!!

(Lily and Sarah duck as I use my Carbine Rifle to shoot the pursuing goons)

Me: Ok. Goons down. Time left in tracking device: 50 minutes. Get out of the car!! I can't restart it!! >:|

(As we leave the car and run to a nearby house)

My message to Azelfland: Thanks for everything. Right now I am on my own- until I leave AsphaltLand. Till we meet again. -TF2014.

(In an abandoned house)

Me: Ok. This is Pholia's house, according to the details in here. Classy, but this place will have to go. >:| You two, go and find some clothing to change. Then we will try to leave.

(In Pholia's bedroom)

Sarah: Okay. Finally we can change to normal clothing.

Lily: Ikr?! How dare they make us wear hookers' clothing. Feels like we are wearing beach clothing! >:|

Sarah: Whatever. Let's change.

Lily: And when we leave, you can express your regrets. Just, not now. We run first, then we talk.

(Some Arash AF10s and Zenvo ST1s owned by Vivendi surround the house)

Me: You two have changed?

Both girls: Almost!! Why?

Me:These @$$#0|€$ are here again. >:|

Lily: Damn. >:(

(After Lily changed into a yellow dress, and Sarah changed into a pink blouse and blue skirt)

Me: Both of you, go to the basement. There is a secret tunnel that leads us directly to French Guiana. There, we can grab a plane and we can go.

Lily: Got it. You hear that? Sarah? We are getting outta here.

Sarah: All I can say is I am so grateful for the help...

Lily: We can talk later. Just get into the tunnel!! >:| What about you, TF2014?

Me: DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME!!! (As I place some dynamites onto Pholia's chandelier just as the girls run to the basement)

Vivendi goons: The tracking device shows that TF2014's girl is here. They should be somewhere here.

(I casually walk down to the basement, exposing myself to the goons)

Vivendi goons: Hey, isn't that guy the Taiwan chick lover! >:) Hey you! Surrender your girls now!! >:)

Me (after pressing the remote control): YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!! >:D

Vivendi goons: OH YEAH??!!! >:V (Just as the dynamites exxplode, sending the chandelier falling onto them, flattening them)

Me: Told you idiots, that YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOLS!!! >:P (Just as I enter the tunnel to regroup with Sarah and Lily)

Lily: Glad you made it TF2014!! :D 

Sarah: But what about our attackers?? :/

Me: All dead. They picked the wrong house. Okay. 14 minutes for the tracking device to be deactivated. Then we can live freely back in LC.

(I send a transmission to the 757 to head for French Guiana as the three of us run towards French Guiana through the tunnel)

(18 mins later, in the control tower at French Guiana)

Me: Okay. We are safe. And glad that the tracking device inside Lily's body is now deactivated. We are clear. Now I need to wait for my plane.

Sarah: Phew. Glad that I escaped. But.... I don't deserve it... (begins to cry)

Me: What's wrong Sarah?

Lily: She feels remorseful of her actions. Even after I told her many times I have forgiven her....

Me: You console her. Her actions now reminds me of my previous past.

Lily: Where are you going?

Me: I am gonna try to get my plane here.

Lily: It's okay, Sarah. Don't cry.... (as she embraces her)

Sarah: I'm sorry.... Lily.... ;( (still crying)

Me: Ok. I recognise that engine sound. Rolls-Royce RB211. Our plane is coming.

(My 757 stops with its rear door placed near a ramp)

Me: Okay. Let's go. Before the goons find us here.

(The three of us walk towards the 757 as it opens its door that is near the ramp)

My 757: Hey Master, you alright?

Me: Of course I am. But one of my friends isn't. You gotta fly without anyone in the controls back to Liberty City. I need to talk to that friend.

My 757: Something that isn't a big deal.

(2 hours later, as the plane is flying to Liberty City)

Lily: Finally I can calm Sarah down.

Me: Yeah, glad we could. And of course, Sarah would never repeat the same mistake, right??

Lily: Of course. We will start everything new again. Forget our old stories.

Sarah: Thanks for not letting me go, both of you. And glad you both chose not to leave me suffering, despite what I did.

Me: That's fine. None of us will mistreat each other again. Promise?

Sarah: I promise.

Lily: Enough talking about our bad histories. We could start over and spend time with each other.

Me: Oh yes. Lily. You can take Sarah to the gym in Azelfland's garage to keep her fit... but no sparring. When we get back to LC, we will make arrangements with them so you two can head to the gym flawlessly.

Lily: Ah yes. We will arrange it when we land.

(The three of us hold each other's hands for the remainder of the journey to Liberty City)

(The end; as mentioned, this is my last episode.)

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