Got the Camaro SS, Chrysler ME412 and Rivale GTR on the same day. Despite my initial expectations, I could not win the McLaren X2- simply because I did not have enough engines (current config is 5 0 10 0) and ofc, I do not have the 'alien' skills.
Anyway I will begin my story about the three cars. Though I bought the P4 as well (since it was converted into a credit car), I am gonna figure another episode for that.
(On board a rental Soviet flatbed truck in Siberia, Russia)
Me: So, here is the place. I heard that my Camaro is somewhere here..... I better contact the boss of GL.
(After seeing the boss' message)
Me: Nice. But.... 3 cars?? How da heck should I get them all in obe shot?? I heard that R8 Tyke is searching for his C3 in Russia also so that means there are goons.... (receives a message from one of the guys with the cargo)
Courier 1: Несколько ребят из моей группы с грузом были проинформированы о вашем прибытии. Встретимся в армейском траншеи. Мы отправим местоположение. (A few guys from my group with the cargo have been informed about your arrival. Meet us at the army trench. We'll send the location.)
Me: Argh damn. I totally don't know Russian language at all. -_-
Lily: Shame that I don't as well.
(At the trench)
Me: So these guys must be the couriers, right? And I wonder what is TraceGT1 doing there as well?
(As we exit the flatbed)
TraceGT1: Watch it. Surprise coming up, and... POW!!! (Sees Lily and I) Oh there they are.
Me: I wonder what are you doing here?
TraceGT1: Just went here to meet up with some pen pal- the one who sent you the message. Don't worry about the language- I can translate it. Plus,they know other languages as well.
Lily: Well, we're here since TF2014 is looking for something here. Apparently something of his had been dumped in Russia....
Courier 2: Босс послал вам место того, что вы хотели восстановить, не так ли? (The boss sent you the location of what you wanted to recover, is it?)
TraceGT1: The boss sent you the location of what you wanted to recover, is it?
Me: Yes.
Trace GT1 (to the courier): да. (Yes.)
(Due to lack of time, I will not post any Russian sentences for now (unless the words are from the communists in R8 Tyke's C3 episode, and for any replies to them.) I will edit them in here next time.
Courier 1: (in Russian) Okay. I will take the car located at the centre of Russia.
Me: Okay. I think the car I am looking for is located near the abandoned building.
TraceGT1: And I will take the one near the rocket launching area.
Courier 2: (In Russian): I will handle this truck.
Lily: I will handle the getaway car. When we recovered the three cars, head to Vnokovo Airport.
Me: Game set.
(Out of the blue, Anais comes with TweakRacer's F40)
Anais: It's over. Vivendi controls all AsphaltLand activity. We own the cops. You will never get to finish your mission. Leave while you can.
Me: Not so fast, you whore.
TraceGT1: How did the Vivendi boss' wife get here?
Me: I can only assume they after R8 Tyke and his Corvette C3.
Lily: Well I have no idea what is she doing here in a typical clothing you will find in a hooker's house? :/
Courier 2: (In Russian): Not to mention that Siberia is always winter. That bitch must be high on either vodka or weed. :P
The crowd: WWWHHHHHOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! >:D
Lily: Get rekt Anais.
Me (getting in front of Lily): Don't try to take my friend away, you sick f***!! >:(
Anais: Oh, not to mention we have all the power to flush you and Azelfc*** and R8 F*** out of AsphaltLand. And your operations are weakening. >:)
Me: You're afraid. All that money and power, and you're terrified it won't be enough to stop me.
Anais: I will finish this war, TrashF***er. You understand? No matter the cost.
Me: See you on the starting line.
TraceGT1: Ignore that rich f***. Let's go.
Me: Yeah. All I need to do is to keep my friends safe. And the way Anais dresses is exactly like one of my most hated singers.
Courier 1 (In Russian): Okay. We have the locations. But what are the cars again?
TraceGT1 (In Russian): First one is a Savae Rivale GTR. Second one is a Camaro SS and third one is a Chrysler ME412.
Me: It makes no sense for a ME412 and a Rivale GTR to be in Russia.... for the Camaro, it is intentionally left there.
(As we go to the rocket station)
Courier 1 and TraceGT1: The Rivale GTR is located outside the rocket area so we do not have to worry about breaching there. The next Soyuz rocket will be launching soon so no one will care about the Rivale.
Lily: Remind me, who is the one driving the flatbed truck?
TraceGT1: Dmitri. One of the couriers and my pen pal.
Me: But why is he using the flatbed, rather than an equipped off-road truck?
Courier 1: (In Russian) It is either you (me) or Dmitri who drives the Camaro. You voted for it.
(After Trace's translation)
Me: Oh I get it. Well... game on. We are reaching Baikonour (Idk the correct spelling for that place in Russia where a Soyuz rocket is typically launched). Get the Rivale when the rocket lifts off.
TraceGT1: On it.
(After reaching the launch station)
Ivan (Courier 1, in Russian language): Trace? You're on.
TraceGT1: Grab on to something.
(The getaway car passes the Rivale, with TraceGT1 bailing out)
TraceGT1: I'm getting you out.
(The Rivale GTR starts up and is driven to the flatbed truck, which begins to move)
Dmitri (in Russian): Great job there. Try and find me.
TraceGT1: Got the car. And MAN!!! This thing is so well rounded- apart from being obsolete and with bad nitro duration. (In Russian) Dmitri, you better be ready!!
Me: Trace? I'm still with Lily and Ivan. We are heading to the centre of Russia now.
(Some beeping noise within the Rivale)
TraceGT1:Um guys? Something fishy is going on... :/
Lily: What kind of fishy?
TraceGT1: I got some beeping under my car. That kind of fishy.
Me: Vivendi must have got a tracker on it.
TraceGT1: I'll see if I can shake it off.
(After some tries)
TraceGT1: Not good.
Dmitri: No problem. Get to me and I will handle it.
Ivan: Trace? We are on your schedule remember?
(After TraceGT1 drives off an elevated surface and onto the ground)
TraceGT1: WTF??!!! I THOUGHT I HAD IT OFF!!!! >:(
Dmitri: Get over here. We'll figure it out.
TraceGT1: I'm coming in hot.
(At the sixth VVS base)
Anais: Azelfland's crew along with TrashF***er had taken the bait.
Vincent: I heard that R8 F*** is in Russia as well. Azelfland.exe has also recruited some communists to track the R8 F***. Will send half he communists after the other side as well. And end it.
(At the centre of Russia)
Ivan (in Russian): We are at the second car.
Me: You know what to do.
(The getaway car does some donuts to attract attention, and then drives into the crowd)
Lily: Show's over!! (As Ivan gets out of the getaway car and enters the ME412)
Ivan: Hello beautiful. (Drives the ME412 away, with some communists in their jeeps trailing)
Me (from the getaway car): Oh $#!+. Hope Ivan is okay.
Lily: Well- we are trailed also.
Me: Screw this!!! >:( (I open the window and use my AK47 to shoot the communists) F*** YOU ALL!!!!!!! >:(
Ivan (in the ME412): Got the second car. And seems like some communists are on my tail. >:|
You know the plan. Just head for the truck.
TraceGT1 (through a phone call): Loaded the Rivale onto the flatbed. Right now I am driving the flatbed while Dmitri is checking the tracker.
Dmitri: That is not a tracker. That is a bomb.
TraceGT1: A... a BOMB???!!!!!! O_O
Dmitri: Told you not to be reckless.
TraceGT1: GAWDDAMMNN!!!!! >:(
(The bomb on the ME412 activates)
Ivan: Dmitri? Mine just started beeping too. What do I do?
Dmitri: Get over here. I'll deal with it.
Ivan: Meet you guys soon as I shake off these trailing noobs! (Sees a ramp and heads towards it) Hope this thing can take a few bumps!!
(Back in the getaway car)
Lily: Dmitri, how sure are you to disable those bombs?
Dmitri: 80%. But I was hoping it to be 100%.
(Near the abandoned building at the south of Moscow)
Me: I see my car there. You better be a decoy.
Lily: What about you?
Me: I am pretty sure my car will be rigged. Just go and attract them! (As I bail out)
Me: Finally I got you. (I enter the Camaro and drive off)
(The bomb on the Camaro starts beeping)
Me: I knew it. I better look for Dmitri. >:|
(I encounter so many roadblocks)
Me: Screw you!!! >:( (As I just slam through the roadblocks)
Ivan: I am in the truck. Where are you, TF2014?
Me: South of Moscow, heading west to the flatbed.
(Some minutes later)
Me: Um.... GUYS???? O_O (As two jeeps show up in front of me)
(The flatbed crashes into the two jeeps)
TraceGT1: There you are! Get on before you detonate.
Me: Here goes!!! (I drive up the ramp of the flatbed)
Dmitri: TF2014's on board. Get us to Vnokovo while we deal with the bombs!!
Lily: While I am running interference. Dmitri, you sure you can disable those bombs?
TraceGT1: Guys, let Dmitri work.
(TraceGT1 slams into a roadblock hard)
Me: TRACE, WE'RE TRYING TO DISABLE A (FEW) BOMB(S) BACK HERE!!!!
Dmitri: Maybe it is the yellow one.
Me: And Trace? Try and keep this truck steady, will you?
TraceGT1: I'm doing what I can.
(After slamming into some roadblocks)
TraceGT1:So when did you say to keep it steady?
Me: How far's the jump?
TraceGT1: Just hold on to something.
Ivan: Glad the cars are secured.
(The truck lands on the road below, barely missing the getaway car)
Lily: WHOA!! WHOA!!! Close one. O_O Are you guys okay??
Me: We're trying to disarm a bomb on the back of a jumping flatbed. What do you think??
Ivan: Why did I come on this job? WHY?? Come with us Ivan. It'll be fun!!
Lily: I will bait as many pursers as I can. And buy you some time. Stay out of trouble.
Dmitri: Stay out of trouble, she says, while driving away from a truck full of bombs.
Lily: Uh guys.... massive roadblock ahead. Looks like the end of the world for me.
TraceGT1: Keep driving. I'll be right there.
(The flatbed slams into the roadblock)
Me: YEEHAA!!
Lily: Damn. I owe you one, Trace. Right now I am gonna abandon this car and take a cab to Vnukovo.
Ivan: I can always track the car back, no worries. First get away from these spooks.
Lily: Sure. And ditch the cars if you cannot shake those bombs.
Me: We got this. And when I get back I will see if my Venom GT is doing some BS at home.
Ivan: So, good and bad news.
TraceGT1: The bad news?
Ivan: I can't disable the bombs.
Lily: Guys, DITCH THE CARS!! >:/
Ivan: But, I can remove them. >:D
TraceGT1: How confident are... you know what, don't answer.
Dmitri: A 100%. Easy.... eassyyyy.....
Me: There. Got it. Can you regroup with us, Lily?
Lily: Welp, I got forced back to join you all.
Me: Okay. Try to stay in front of us. Behind us, things are gonna be real nasty.
Lily: You gotcha.
(The getaway car overtakes the flatbed as Dmitri, Ivan and I toss the bombs on the road)
Dmitri: Hey Trace. You might feel a little tailwind.
TraceGT1: Uh oh. (Just as one of the communists' jeeps runs over one of the bombs, detonating all nearby jeeps and destroying a bridge, causing it to fall on the road)
Dmitri: Trace? Communist problem is taken care of.