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Some leaked scripts of my reassembly of the Integra. Since I have 2 BPs and I can get 8 for getting top 2K, that means Integra will be mine soon. And I will just leak some scripts.

Preview 1:

Me: Wait. Only 7 BPs? I THOUGHT I SHOULD HAVE 8???!!!!

GL member 1: Sorry sir. I thought I had packed it properly.

GL member 2: When the traffic light turned red, we felt something knocking our van. We noticed a hole in the back....

Me: F***ing Vivendi!!! >:(

GL member: I know you are angry about it, but mond you languahe, sir.

Me: Oh, my bad....

Preview 2:

Me: Nice!!! I found my Rinspeed!! I will drive it to the Grand Canyon base since the base is located between my current pos and my garage, if following the road.

Azelfland: Well bad news. Emily is missing again....

Me: Vivendi the effing twats!!!! >:(

Preview 3:

Me: Ok, so we rescued Emily again :) But how can we get away? Since those twats wrecked the zaZen that I JUST FOUND.....

Azelfland: I heard that they have 5 jetpacks in this base. Since there are 5 of us.... things will go smoothly.

Me: A nice idea to take the final Integra Blueprint out of here! >:)

Preview 4: 

Me: Ok. All of us have the jetpacks. What should we do with them?

Shelby: Well I have no idea. We better hand them over to the Gameloft boss when the time has come. The roof door has opened! Let's get the f**k out of here!!!

(All use the jetpacks to leave as the Vivendi goons come in)

Vivendi goon 1: Take them out! Those are Credits 60,000,000 projects!

McLaren P1 Boy: Whoever that put the jetpacks in exposed areas like this is a noob!! These things should be placed in protected spots such as where we put these damsels in distress!

Shelby: Since you call us damsels in distress.....

McLaren P1 Boy: Holy crap!! I swear that I said it by accident!! O.O

Shelby: Well who cares?! The minute you call us damsels in distress, get ready to have your balls flattened!! >:( (kicks P1 Boy in that spot)

McLaren P1 Boy: Argh..... (rolls down the stairs all the way to the floor where the jetpacks were originally placed)

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