yep. the series' name has changed again. and it's going to stay like that permanently.
and with the pun of the phrase "Drop The Bass", the Bass 770 saga ends with me getting that modern Detroit Muscle car at last.
this is episode 17 of season 10 of "Multi-Universe stories". here goes:
Iceland, 10:42 PM
My Equus Bass 770: well, this will get harder now.>:I
Hanna: yeah.:I
Me: and we have a problem. TF2014 has gotten his Bass 770 but the data is some kind of giberrish. plus, he needs me to assemble the 720S, which has psychic powers.:I
Equus Bass 770: no need. i got psychic abilities, just like you do.:)
My Toyota Supra: oh, really?:P
Equus Bass 770: oh you want me to prove it to you, then? okay. HERE'S YOUR PROOF!>:) *uses her mind to make the Supra float*
Toyota Supra: WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHY AM I FLOATING?!O_O
Equus Bass 770: *shoves the Supra to a wall* (The Supra died counter: 6)
Rouge: OH MY GOD! SHE KILLED THE SUPRA!O_O
Cynthia: YOU BASTARD!>:(
Hanna: wow. she can handle them well.:O
Equus Bass 770: anyway, we got a tour to take on.>:I
after the Grand Finale of Iceland
Me: it's like i said. "hardest race track in the game" my ass.-_-
My TRION NEMESIS: yeah. well, anyway. we got Venice next.:)
the next day, at Venice (11:40 PM)
Equus bass 770: well, something strange is going on.:I
Wendy: what is it?:I
Equus Bass 770: remember how every Grand Finale has two laps? well, this one and the last two tours have one lap instead.:I
Loraine: none of that matters. we're still gonna make it.>:I
after the Grand Finale of Venice
My Lamborghini Sesto Elemento: okay. let's bounce before things go out of hand here too.>:I
three days later, in Tokyo (9:08 PM)
My Pagani Huayra BC: this is it, bud. the final Grand Finale. go get 'em!:)
My McLaren MP4-31: you got this, Azelfland. don't let us down!:)
My McLaren 675LT: the fate of the world is in your hands.:)
at the Grand Finale of Tokyo
The announcer: this is it, folks! the final Grand Finale of the Equus Bass 770 championship! who's gonna win? who's gonna go home? let's find out!:D
Equus Bass 770: all right. this is it. we only got one shot at this.>:I
Me: no worries, Bass 770. i've beaten Grand Finales more serious than this.>:)
at the final straight
The announcer: AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE CHAMPIONSHIP IS OVER! WHAT A RACE! EVEN IF IT WAS SHORT, AZELFLAND AND HIS TEAM MADE QUICK WORK OF THIS RACE LIKE IT WAS NOTHING AND THEY WIN THE BASS 770! now if you'll excuse me, i'm outta here before the rioters get me.:P
Hanna: that was amazing!:D
Me: and you know what that means.:3
Equus Bass 770: i get to join you AND you get to drive me.^_^
Hanna: *gasps* for me? awwwwww, that's so sweet of you. thank you.:3
TF2014: sorry to interrupt your celebration, but i got bad news.O_O
Equus Bass 770: what is it?:I
TF2014: well, i need to kidnap Candice, 'cause of the H2 Speed's data.:I
Shadow Azelfland: *Sir Pelo gasp*
Equus Bass 770: dude. there's no need for that. we're gonna crush the guy who tries to restart PETA. i can read people's minds.:P
Toyota Supra: nah, i say we let TF2014 k-
Cynthia: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!>:( *cuts the Supra in half with her chainsaw* (the Supra died counter: 7)
Rouge: OH MY GOD! WE KILLED THE SUPRA!O_O
Cynthia: WE'RE BASTARDS!D:
My Ferrari LaFerrari: i found who's trying to revive PETA. it's Nuke. he has their servers for their website in his place. we destroy them and PETA is no more. for real, this time.>:I
TF2014: i'll let you take care of him, Azelfland.>:I
McLaren MP4/8: Azelfland and Nuke kind of remind me of the rivalry between Senna and Prost.:P
Me: for that, we need some serious backup. i got R8 tyke here. earlier, he got beaten up by Jake for owing him money, but his "injuries" will catch him off-guard.:P
outside of Nuke's place
Me: Nuke! we're gonna finish this! right now!>:(
NukeStar: s**t. you didn't actually think i was gonna take you on one-on-one now, did you?:P
Me: no. actually, i did.>:) *R8 tyke shows up*
NukeStar: that's it? you're gonna take on MY army with this busted-up fool?:P
Everyone: *shows up at Azelfland's aid*
NukeStar: what are you bitches waiting for? get this trash up off my lawn. MOVE!>:(
Me: .................................>:I
Billy: i'm out, man. he's your problem.>:(
Bob: me too. i've had enough of this.>:(
NukeStar: fine. you die too, motherf***ers.>:(
Everyone: .........................>:I
NukeStar: COME ON! TAKE ALL THESE BITCHES OUT!>:( *walks to his place*
Audi R8 tyke: we got this one, bud.>:I
at the top floor of Nuke's place
Me: we end this now, Nuke.>:I
NukeStar: heh heh heh.>:)
Nathan (pointing a handgun to Azelfland's head): .........>:)
NukeStar: hey man, what are you waiting for?! SHOOT THIS FOOL! NOW!>:(
Nathan: you know what? f**k this s**t. *gives the handgun to Azelfland* he's all yours.>:) *walks away*
Me: looks like the tables have turned, Nuke.>:)
NukeStar: look, man. it doesn't have to end like this! you can join forces with me. i earned my vehicles fair and square.O_O
Me: you broke the code.>:I
NukeStar: F**K THE CODE! TF2014 always believed in that old-school Vivendi blaming bulls**t. you're from the streets. you know there's only one code out there that matters. kill Gameloft or be killed by Gameloft.>:(
Me (about to pull the trigger): ............>:(
NukeStar: HEY HOLDUPHOLDUPHOLDUPHOLDUP!!O_O
Me: *empties the clip and misses every single shot on purpose*
NukeStar: ...............................O_O
Me: you're not even worth my time.>:( *drops the handgun and walks away*
NukeStar: *attacks Azelfland from behind, dropping him to the ground, but misses the second attack*
one epic confrontation later
Me: time to end this! *grabs Nuke from the tail, spins him and throws him out of the window, Super Mario 64 style* so long-a, Nuke!>:D
NukeStar (falling off his place): *screaming goat*
Me: damn. he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3.:P
Audi R8 tyke: hey.:)
Me: thanks for backing me up, man.^_^
Audi R8 tyke: that's what it's all about.:)
Diana: are you okay, bud?>:I
Me: yes. i'm all right. just a flesh wound on my back, but i'll be okay.:)
Candice: what about the servers to PETA's website?>:I
Emily: found them!:P
Loraine: good. now let's destroy them and vanquish PETA once and for all.>:I
Hanna: i got this, sis.:P *uses her diamond katanas to slice the PETA servers*
Flora: i'm happy we got rid of them. for real, this time.:)
Chica: me too.:)
Me: i'll call TF2014 to let him know.:) *calls TF2014 on his phone*
TF2014 (on the phone): yes?:I
Me: we took care of it. the PETA servers are no more.:)
TF2014 (on the phone): good to hear that. i'm on my way to the guy who sent me that email. he'll never know what hit him.>:)
Me: as for Nuke, we won't be seeing him for a long time. also, i'll be in Miami from this Thursday to Sunday. hope to see you in my third garage.:)
TF2014 (on the phone): i'll see you too, once i take care of my mission. later.:) *hangs up*
meanwhile, outside of the fifth floor of Nuke's place
NukeStar: heh. little does he know that lizards can walk on walls. no matter. he may have ruined my plan of reviving PETA, but i'll take him down, even if it means trying to ruin his career in Motorsports.>:I
two days later, in Miami, USA (5:00 PM)
Me: well, guys. welcome to my third garage.:)
Audi R8 tyke: wow. this looks really cool. you got cars, boats and even planes.:O
TF2014: probably the biggest garage i've seen in a while.:O
Me: well, anyway, there are some new introductions here, like my 2017 NSX.:)
TF2014: and that 2016 Ford Focus RS next to you?:I
My 2016 Ford Focus RS: Azelfland! my man! haven't seen you since the time of your reign as king of CSR Racing! how have you been?:D
Me: i'm good.:)
Audi R8 tyke: AND YOU ALSO HAVE THE NEW R8 V10 COUPE PLUS, THE PEUGEOT 3008 DKR MAXI AND THE GSX-R1000?!O_O
Me; well, those were new additions while i was gone. but you will also see some familiar faces as well.:)
TF2014: like the Chiron, the Agera R, the P1, the Skyline GT-R (R34) and even your 2005 Ford GT?:I
Me: exactly.:)
Audi R8 tyke: this is as awesome as when you made your Carerra GT look like the flag of Germany.:)
My Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34) (making his BlackPanthaa impression): I'M DISGUSTED! I'M UNSUBSCRIBING! HOW DARE YOU LIKE THE CARERRA GT?! IT KILLED PAUL WALKER!D:<
TF2014: sheesh. you watch too much of BlackPanthaa's videos, man.T_T
Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): yeah, i know.:P
TF2014: so, what cars do you plan on adding to this garage?:I
Me: well, there's a list of modifications, bikes and cars i have to get on my to-get list. and those are the Hummer H1 and one of its two rally raid mods, the Cadillac Escalade, a drift mod for my 1969 Charger, a rally cross and touring car mod for my Skyline, a touring car mod for the MX-5 and the 2005 Ford GT, a drift mod for my CTR-3, the 1967 Shelby GT500 in his normal form, the Lancer Evolution X, the 2017 Ford GT and the 2016 Ford GT Le Mans Race Car, the BMW R1200GS Adventure in her Rally Raid form, the Citroen C3 Racing, the Lancia Rally 037,a rally raid mod for my Kawasaki KX450F, the original 370Z and the 1930 Proto HuP One.:)
TF2014: that's a lot. also, the 2016 Ford GT Le Mans Race Car? never heard of it.:I
Me; you're not into the 24 Hours of Le Mans, aren't you?:I
TF2014: indeed.:(
Me: allow me to explain. in 1966, the Ford GT40 MK I won the Le Mans against Ferrari. and what's most impressive was the 1-2-3 finish. 50 years later, after the announcement of the 2016 Ford GT, people were mind blown from its design. and so, Ford would compete once again to celebrate that 50th anniversary in the Ford GT Le Mans Race Car. their rivals were Chevrolet and Ferrari during that race. and because one of the Ferrari spun out on the last few hours, that gave them a bit of breathing room. and Ford won once again after many ups and downs.:)
Audi R8 tyke: how do you know all this?:O
Me: let's just say i've done my research.:P
TF2014: and i suppose you'll get the Spyker C8 Aileron since you won't go for the Preliator, right?:I
Me: that's on my to-get list as well.:P
Audi R8 tyke: and you'll go solo on this?:I
Me: nope. everyone will help.:)
TF2014: so, all our friends will help, huh?:I
Me: yep.:P
the next day
My 2017 Ford GT: well, then. i kinda like it here.:)
My Bugatti Chiron: glad you like it, bud.:)
Hanna: took us a lot of time to get the bucks to get you here.X_X
My Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: so, what's next?:I
Bugatti Chiron: i'm sure the next one would be the mod for the MX-5. i dunno. it's your choice, really.:I
My 1969 Dodge Charger RT: probably my drift mod.:P
Me: agreed.:P
The narrator from Spongebob: a few moments later.
1969 Dodge Charger RT: man, i'm liking it already.^_^
Alice: you'll like it even more. now you look like the "General Lee" Charger from The Dukes Of Hazzard.^_^
1969 Dodge Charger RT: awesome!:D
later, at the Off-Road HQ
My BMW R1200GS Adventure: dang. i kinda like my Rally Raid form.^_^
Danny: so, why did we get it again?:I
Diana: UGH! to take on one of the races in the Live Summit, remember?T_T
Danny: oh. right. well, anyway, ready to take it down?:)
Diana: sure. but first, lemme take a selfie!:D
The narrator from Spongebob: several bad puns later.
TheHedgehogOne: okay. so now that we got the bucks for the C3 Racing, before we get it, we should ask Tuck about Tweak's whereabouts.:I
Alice: okay then. excuse me. Mister Morgan?:I
Tuck: hm?:I
TheHedgehogOne: first, we'll get the C3 Racing. Azelfland needs it for those Rally Cross races. and second, do you know anything about TweakRacer?:I
Tuck: that Tweak guy? he got his own crack palace with all the money he got from the riot in some areas in the US. that's all i know.:I
Alice: more than enough for us. thanks.:)
several hours later, at the Pro Racing HQ
My 2016 Ford GT Le Mans Race Car: okay. with all the upgrading done, i'm pretty good now.^_^
Wendy: also, the Vulcan will be waitin' for ya.:)
2016 Ford GT Le Mans Race Car: the Vulcan? me and her go way back. we were always besties.:)
Sonic: you know each other?:I
2016 Ford GT Le Mans Race Car: yeah. when she told me she became queen of AsphaltLand, i was proud of her. i wonder how she's doing.:)
Wendy: yeah, about that.................:I
2016 Ford GT Le Mans Race Car: yeah, i know. the X2 took the crown from her.:I
Sonic: but you should've seen her reaction when Alice built her. she was really mad.:P
eight months ago
My Aston Martin Vulcan: I AM THE ASTON MARTIN VULCAN! THE BEST CAR IN ALL OF ASPHALTLAND!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PEASANTS!>:D
all my cars: *awkward silence for one minute*
Everyone: *laughs*
Aston Martin Vulcan: what's so funny?>:(
My Aston Martin DB11: go home, sis! you're drunk!XD
My Dodge Challenger 392 Hemi Scat Pack: bruh look at this dude. oh, wait till you see the- *laughs a bit* oh, no no no no no. oh-ho-ho. *hysterical wheezing and laughing* AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! * more hysterical laughing and wheezing* LOOK AT HIS LIPS!XD
back to the present
2016 Ford GT Le Mans Race Car: well, she always had that no jokes attitude like i do. did you really expect her to take it lightly?:P
Wendy: that makes sense. but the point is, she's waitin' for ya.:)
the next day
My Hummer H1: you know i kind of like that military look our friends gave me. it makes me act like the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket.^_^
My Cadillac Escalade: me too. people will think i'm a real police car.:)
Hummer H1: it's like we're THE dynamic duo.:)
Cadillac Escalade: like Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction?:)
Hummer H1: yep. i can imagine being the drill sergeant of our team.^_^
in the H1's imagination
Hummer H1: AH!!!!! THAT'S A WAR FACE! NOW LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!!>:I
Aston Martin Vulcan: AH!!!!D:<
back to reality
Hummer H1: this is gonna be so much fun.^_^
later that night
Cadillac Escalade: i got good news, Azelfland.:)
Me: what is it?:I
Cadillac Escalade: after we took down the Ballas, TweakRacer's Panda Bots started to speak. we got him now!>:)
Me: so, where is he?>:I
Cadillac Escalade: he's in the east of Paris.>:)
Me: that's good to hear. but we'll attack after Hanna and i hang out with TF2014 before our friend escapes officially from AsphaltLand.:)
My Red Bull RB13: but how did you get that info?:I
Cadillac Escalade: let's just say i unleashed my inner Samuel L. Jackson on two of them.:P
three hours ago
Cadillac Escalade: where is TweakRacer?>:I
Panda Bot 1: ...what?O_O
Cadillac Escalade: what country are you from?>:(
Panda Bot 1: ...what?O_O
Cadillac Escalade: "what" ain't no country i've heard of! do they speak English in "what"?!>:I
Panda Bot 1: ...what?O_O
Cadillac Escalade: ENGLISH, MOTHERF***ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!>:(
Panda Bot 1: yes.O_O
Cadillac Escalade: so you know what i'm saying?>:I
Panda Bot 1: yes.O_O
Cadillac Escalade: then tell us where the hell TweakRacer is.>:(
Panda Bot 1: ......what?O_O
Cadillac Escalade: SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERF***ER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!>:(
Panda Bot 1: okay................ he's in a place where the riot hasn't reached.O_O
Cadillac Escalade: GO ON!>:I
Panda Bot 1: he's in Paris.O_O
Cadillac Escalade: in which part of Paris?>:I
Panda Bot 1: ........what? *gets his feet run over* OOOWWWW!!!X_X
Cadillac Escalade: IN WHICH! PART! OF PARIS! IS HE?!>:(
Panda Bot 1: IN THE EAST!X_X
Cadillac Escalade: then why did you try to f**k him like a bitch, Brett?>:I
Brett: i didn't...X_X
Cadillac Escalade: YES, YOU DID! yes, you DID, Brett! you tried to f**k him.>:I
Brett: no.... no...O_O
Cadillac Escalade: but TweakRacer doesn't like to be f***ed by anybody except miss TweakRacer. have you read the Bible, Brett?:P
Brett: yes...!O_O
Cadillac Escalade: well, there's this passage i got memorized; sorta fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. and i will strike upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger... those who attempt to poison and *destroy* my brothers! AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!>:I *squishes Brett with the Hummer H1*
Hanna: well, we got what we c-
Panda Bot 2: DIE, YOU MOTHERF***ERS!!D:< *misses every shot*
Hummer H1: ....................................................T_T *runs over the Panda Bot*
back to the present
Red Bull RB13: well, guess it was worth it.:P
Me: anyway, all that's remaining is to get the C8 Aileron, the HuP One, the original form of the 370Z and the 1967 Shelby GT500, the Drift mod for the CTR-3 and the touring car mod for the 2005 Ford GT.:)
the next day, after the race from New York to the Goldengate bridge
Me: well, congratulations, myself. you just wasted 35 and a half minutes you could have used to study for the computers exams.T_T
Bugatti Chiron: eh, it's not too bad.:)
Me: you know, Goldengate bridge reminded me of when i killed Surf.:I
Bugatti Chiron: yeah, people in San Francisco consider you a hero.:)
Me: but Surf, man? he was my friend! and i killed him!:(
Bugatti Chiron: don't feel bad. serves him right. did you know he tried to have a thing for Hanna?:I
Me: what? he did? s**t.:I
Bugatti Chiron: well, anyway, we can now get the C8 Aileron.:)
later, at the Street Racing HQ
My Spyker C8 Aileron: well, i heard a lot about you.:)
Hanna: wait, how do you know us, Aileron?:I
Spyker C8 Aileron: well, you see, i'm friends with the 2005 Ford GT. he let me know of your coming. also, it's because who doesn't know of you thrashing other racers for fun?:)
Me: that makes sense.:I
Spyker C8 Aileron: and with me being fully upgraded, i think you'll be mind blown of how fast i am. besides, i was number 5 on the street racing discipline.^_^
Me:we'll see.:)
after a test drive of the C8 Aileron
Me: wow. you really are fast. you weren't kidding when you said you were the fifth best in the street racing discipline.O_O
Spyker C8 Aileron: .......................................:(
Hanna: what is it?:I
Spyker C8 Aileron: well, i'm a big fan of Marvel. and seeing this statue of Stan Lee in front of me reminds me of the good times, you know.:(
Me: oh. so you're a Marvel fan, huh?:I
Spyker C8 Aileron: yeah. rest in peace, Stan Lee. the Marvel franchise won't be the same without you.:(
later that day (6:30 PM)
Me: so, you ready to hang out?:)
TF2014: i sure am. but after this, i'll need to escape officially. no turning back to any motorsport.:I
Me: i could help you a little. but i'll do that later.:I
at the same time, in Hanna's room
Kimberley: well, i'm happy we get to hang out together.^_^
Hanna: me too. i mean, it's been a while since Azelfland and i went on a date.:)
Kimberley: but remember, after this, i have to help TF2014 to escape AsphaltLand.:I
Hanna: yeah, i know.:I
later that night (7:00 PM)
Kimberley: hey there, boys. like what you see?>:3
TF2014: wow. you girls are very beautiful.:3
Hanna: *giggles* why, thank you.:3
Me: okay. now that we're ready, let's be on our way.^_^
on the way to New York
TF2014: okay. let me make something clear. since we'll get to New York, do NOT go near my safehouse OR my Charger. i need to make sure we're okay.:I
Me: i won't. once i kill Tweak and Vincent, you'll get to reunite with your friends. also, i'm gonna give you a few tips on getting started with the whole motorsport thing in the USA.:)
TF2014 (breaking the fourth wall): your third garage is based on The Crew 2, right?:I
Me: yep. now, to do this, you must have two things. an internet connection and a Ubisoft Club account.:)
TF2014: so, it's always online like Player Unknown Battle Grounds, huh?:I
Hanna: yep.:P
Me: now, there are four HQs you will have access to. Street Racing, Off-Road, Freestyle and Pro Racing.:)
Kimberley: and i suppose, as of now, they have four disciplines each.:I
Hanna: exactly.:)
Me: on Street Racing, you have Street Race, Drift, Drag Racing and Hypercars. you'll have the choice between the 2018 Audi TT RS Coupe, the 2015 Ford Mustang Fastback and the 2017 Mazda MX-5. i chose the TT because it looked cool.:P
TF2014: okay. so, what about the Drift discipline?:I
Me: the Drift discipline is all about drifting. now, it's not how you know it. instead of drifting at high speeds, you're drifting the old-fashioned way. regardless of the car, it's not too hard to learn it. also, you get to drive the RUF CTR-3 and the RUF 3400K for these kind of events.:)
TF2014: cool. what about the Drag Race Discipline?:)
Hanna: well, it's what you expect. a race to the finish in a long straight. i would recommend the Corvette Stingray, the CTR-3 and the 3400K for that one.:)
Me: Hanna's not wrong. i was the king of CSR Racing after all.:)
TF2014: and the Hypercars discipline is the same as the Street Race discipline, except it's with Hypercars, right?:I
Hanna: yep. for this one, you'll have to start with the Agera R, the Regera, the 2017 Ford GT, the Chiron, the Divo, the 488 Pista or the Egoista.:)
Me: i would recommend the Chiron or the Regera. they're really good. but you can go for the 2017 Ford GT, since i know you want it that badly.:)
TF2014: oh, god. this is going to take a long time, i assume.T_T
Hanna: actually................. the upgrading system is a little different.:P
TF2014: hm?:I
Me: after you win an event, you get Bucks -the in-game currency, not actual money-, followers, which are your levelling up system and upgrades -based on the discipline you race-, sometimes including visual parts.:)
Hanna: there are times you might get parts that are underleveled from the ones you applied, but once you fully upgrade a performance part, you get guaranteed fully upgraded performance parts for that discipline.:)
TF2014: sounds unique, i suppose. what about the one i have to face in the Street Racing scene?:I
Me: the Street Racing king is Edgar "Tio" Marquez........... or at least he was until i beat him. he drives a P1 and a GT-R R35. and lemme tell you, his ego is huge.:P
TF2014: on a scale of 1 to 10, how big is his ego?:I
Hanna: ten. oh, and you can get your P1 to the garage Ubisoft and Ivory Tower will provide you after you beat him. cool, right?:)
Kimberley: is it any good?:I
Me: oh, it is. trust me. now, onto the off-road disciplines. we have Rally Raid, Motocross, Rally Cross and Hovercrafts.:)
Kimberley: Rally Raid?:I
Me: well, it's basically Dakar, but in the US. you start with the Proto Buggy. but there are much better Rally Raid vehicles you can get.:)
TF2014: like your 959 Raid?:I
Hanna: yep.:)
Me: next we have Motocross. it's what you expect. off-road racing with motorcycles with lots of jumps.:P
TF2014: and the best motocross bike for this would be...?:I
Me: the Kawasaki KX450F, of course.:P
Hanna: anyway, next is the Rally Cross.:)
Kimberley: Rally Cross?:I
TF2014: it's like the World Rally Championship, except you got part tarmac, part gravel in a circuit.:)
Me: and for this one, i used the Rally Cross version of the Exige S because it looked cool.:P
TF2014: any other cars i could use?:I
Hanna: you can also use the C3 Racing and the 911 GT3 RS RD Limited Edition, with the latter being the best Rally Cross car.:)
Me: and last but not least, the hovercrafts. now, i would highly suggest buying one of Proto's hovercraft, because one of them is the ultimate.:I
TF2014: i'll keep that in mind. as for the one i have to face....:I
Hanna: Tucker Morgan. he's a great fellow. after Azelfland beat Wade Palmer -his fame-and-money-hungry ex mentor- in a Rally Cross-Rally Raid race, he beat Tuck fair and square in a Rally Cross-Motocross race.:)
Me: and we have a friendly rivalry between us.:)
Hanna: you also get the Proto A500, which is a helicopter just for collection purposes.:P
TF2014: and now it's on to Freestyle, right?:I
Me: yep. we got Aerobatics, Demolition Derby, Jetsprint and Monster Truck.:)
TF2014: Aerobatics?:I
Me: i know you like aircraft, so it's one of the two disciplines related to airplanes.:)
TF2014: nice!^_^
Hanna: in Aerobatics, you'll have to do some awesome stunts, like flying close to the ground, nosediving, alienron rolls and even flying at a 90-degree angle to beat the target score.:)
Me: as for the starter vehicle, you start with the Zivko Edge 540 V3, Aerobatics version.:P
Hanna: there are better planes, but you can handle it, right? you have a pilot's license, after all.:P
TF2014: yeah.:P
Me; next up is Demolition Derby. in Demolition Derby, you'll have to crash into the other drivers to get points. you get points by crashing into other drivers, destroying their vehicles, making them spin or roll and helping another driver destroy another vehicle. however, you lose 5.000 points if your car is destroyed and 10.000 for self-destruction. the driver with the most points wins.:)
Hanna: but it's not just about crashing into your opponents. it's also got some races of its own.:)
TF2014: this is where the rammers in the Forza festival should be instead of ruining other people's races.:I
Me: agreed. anyway, onto the Jetsprint boats. now, for these, you race in narrow spaces and swamps. beating the target time can be hard, but you'll need some serious skills if you want to win. i chose the Proto Leopard, because the name sounded cool.:P
TF2014: and last is the Monster Truck discipline, huh?:I
Me: yep. and in a Monster Truck, most of this is about beating the target score by doing stunts, like spinning horizontally and doing front flips and backflips. for this, i chose the Ford F-150 SVT Raptor Monster Truck version, because it looked cool.:P
TF2014: and who's the one i have to face in the Freestyle?:I
Me: that's none other than Sofia Valentina Herrera. she's more of the fun type when it comes to Freestyle. she's also the Freestyle queen, but like i said before, she just seeks some fun and excitement, even though she can get a bit cocky sometimes. another one of the people that have a friendly rivalry with me.:)
Hanna: you also get the Proto XT3, which isn't too bad for a hovercraft.:P
TF2014: and now it's on to Pro Racing, if i'm correct.:)
Me: that's right. and it's got Power Boats, Touring Cars, Air Racing and Alpha Grand Prix.:)
Kimberley: so, what's this all about?:I
Me: well, for this motorsport family, you start with the Proto Offshore MK I. vehicles sound a lot cooler with Roman numerals. anyway, the Offshore MK I will be your first Power Boat. and i'm more into Power Boats than Jetsprint boats, FYI.:P
TF2014: what about the Touring cars?:I
Me: there's a buttload of those. you got the 2016 Ford GT Le Mans, the FXX K, the MC12 Version Corsa, the Zonda R, even a Le Mans version of the F40. for this one, i highly suggest going for the MC12 Version Corsa. trust me. it's amazing.^_^
TF2014: for the Air Racing, it's the same planes with the Aerobatics ones, right?:I
Hanna: right. the dfference is that you'll have to beat a target time. by going through the gates at the right angle, you get less times off you. if you miss the gates, however, you get a time penalty.:I
TF2014: and your first Air Race plane was the Pilatus PC-21, huh? well, i'm not surprised.:P
Me: and last but not least, the Alpha Grand Prix. and for this one, you mostly race with F1 cars. there are only four, though. those are the Red Bull RB13 -which i chose-, the RB14, the RB14 Disruption version and the Proto Alpha Mark II. again, vehicles sound cooler with Roman numerals.:)
TF2014: so which one do i pick?:I
Hanna: i suggest going for the Alpha Mark II because it's really awesome.^_^
Kimberley: and the last one we have to face?:I
Me: that's none other than Clarence Bishop The Third. his ego is just as big as that of Edgar "Tio" Marquez and he wants to be the only winner in a race. and after i beat him in a Touring Car-Power Boat- Alpha Grand Prix race, he walked away from the podium like a sore loser. also, he's a Lewis Hamilton rip-off.:P
Kimberley: good one.XD
Me: and for the prize, you get the Vulcan.:)
TF2014: nice. so, is there anything to worry about?:I
Hanna: Crew Credits. those are your secondary currency. buuuuuuut you can earn those by completing Live contracts.:)
TF2014: Live contracts?:I
Me: think of them as the daily tasks. a simple way to get Crew Credits for customizing your cars with Vanity items as well.:)
TF2014: just like in Need For Speed Payback, huh?:I
Hanna: exactly. except when you get a vanity item, you can use it for all your cars.:)
TF2014: are there any vehicle-restricted races to worry about?:I
Me: yes. for Street Racing, you have the Oldies But Goodies challenge, which requires you to drive the second generation Chevrolet Camaro Z28. for the Harley Davidson Red Rock Run, you drive the Harley Davidson Street Glide. if you want to upgrade them, you gotta buy them. otherwise, you'll get to borrow them for the race. but do keep in mind that borrowed vehicles cannot be ugraded OR customised, unless you buy them.:P
TF2014: same deal with Rally Raid, huh?:I
Me: nope. in the Mercedes-Benz X-Class event, you get to borrow the X-Class. what's even better is that if you win, you get to keep it, free of charge.^_^
Kimberley: that's really cool.:O
Me: it gets even better. in the Touring Car discipline, in Going back To My Roots -yes, that's the name of the event-, you get to drive the Touring Car version of the SL 300. and just like with the X-Class, you get to keep it, free of charge, if you win. if you bought them, prior to taking on the events, you get a refund.:)
TF2014: that sounds pretty cool. are there any rewards for getting lots of followers?:I
Me: i'm glad you asked. you start as a rookie. once you get to Popular, Famous, Star and Icon, you get 120.000 bucks and 10.000 Crew Credits, which comes to a total of 480.000 bucks and 40.000 Crew Credits. once you get to Icon, that's when the real levelling up begins. for every 10 Icon levels, you get a guaranteed epic or -later on- legendary performance part for your current vehicle's discipline. once you get to Icon level 100 -and since i know you like muscle cars, classic or modern-, you get the 2017 Camaro ZL1. for Icon level 200, you get the WACO YMF-5D Super, which is a plane, since i know you like aircraft. for Icon level 300, you get the Peugeot 3008 DKR Maxi. for Icon level 400, you get the Proto Offshore MK II. for Icon level 500, you get BMW M Performance M4 Racing. for Icon level 600, you get the LaFerrari. for Icon level 700, you get the Drift version of the 2017 Acura NSX. for Icon level 850, you get the Monster Truck version of the Proto HuP One. and for Icon level 1000, you get the Bugatti Chiron Carbon version, which is similar to the original Chiron performance-wise, but can only be customised with Vanity Items.:)
Hanna: and for every Icon level up, you get Icon Points, which you can spend on perks. throughout your journey to becoming America's best racer, the perks will help you when needed. for example, the Magnificent perk gives you more points in Areobatics-related events. Rich and Popular perks give you more bucks and followers respectively. there are three pages for those. Comfort, Vehicle and Gameplay. Comfort points are unlimited, while Vehicle and Gameplay point can be used until you max out all the perks given. you can also use those perks on your performance parts. Legendary performance parts have two random perks and a third that doubles something, like "The Nitro Chemist" which doubles your nitro duration, for example.:)
TF2014: any events i could use for grinding bucks, followers and performance parts?:I
Me: for Street Racing, you can use the Motor Trend Classic Challenge. for Drift, i mostly go for Upper East Side, because you can enter it once you're done. for Drag Race, i suggest the FDR Drive for this. for Hypercars, you got the race from New York to Goldengate Bridge. for Rally Raid, it's the Bayou for me. for Motocross, the White Mountains, of course. for Rally Cross, i simply go for Central Valley. for hovercraft, you decide. for Aerobatics, it doesn't matter. for Demolition Derby, i suggest The Ring, which is a race to the finish, but i pick to ram my opponents for fun. for Monster Truck, Wreck And Havoc. for Jetsprint, the race in Las Vegas. for Power Boats, i go for the race in Key West. for Touring Cars, go for the Golden Hills Everyzon Event. for Air Race, i suggest the race in Daytona. and for Alpha Grand Prix, the Jersey Race Track. that is all.:)
TF2014: cool tips. i'll think about it.:)
at a Sbarro pizzeria in New York
TF2014: so, this is the place, huh?:)
Me: yep. after you, ladies.:3
Kimberley: *giggles* you boys are such gentlemen.
in the pizzeria
Me: well, guys. i think there's something to tell you. something i told no one about.:I
TF2014: we're friends. you can tell us anything.:)
Hanna: don't worry about it.:)
Me: okay. here goes. i................. i have autism.:I
Kimberley: ..........................................:I
TF2014: no s**t.:I
Me: though i pretty much learned to control it to the point my handicap is not noticable. if it's about things in AsphaltLand, however, that control would seem useless.:I
Kimberley: look. Nuke and his "friends" are only trying to trigger you. don't l-
Me: DON'T SAY THAT NAME!>:(
Hanna: whoa! chill out, Azelfland!O_O
Me: i'm sorry. it's just.............:(
TF2014: it's okay. just an unintention mental outburst. you'll get over it.:)
Hanna: well, anyway. let's enjoy our night, shall we?:)
after the date
TF2014: well, that was awesome.^_^
Kimberley: yeah. it really was.^_^
My Maserati MC12 Version Corsa: sorry to interrupt your date, but we got trouble!O_O
Me: nah, we already finished our date. you came at the right time.:)
Hanna: what is it?:I
Red Bull RB13: first of all, Clarence challeged you to a race. again.O_O
My Nissan 370Z: second, Nuke is alive and he kidnapped Hanna's brother, Jack.O_O
My Proto HuP One: now that's just f***ed up! they want to take you down THAT badly.O_O
Me: tell that motherf***er anytime, anywhere.>:I
Kimberley: wait, who's Jack?:I
Hanna: he's my younger brother. two years younger, in fact.:P
Kimberley: oh.:I
TF2014: wait, isn't Clarence the Lewis Hamilton rip-off you told me about?:I
Me: that's him.>:I
Red Bull RB13: friend-to-friend, Clarence has upgraded his vehicles.>:I
Nissan 370Z: we can take him down. the Chiron, the Skyline, the 1967 Shelby GT500 and i will cheer for you.:)
later, near the Fermont Barniff Springs Hotel
Clarence: so you came.>:I
Maserati MC12 Version Corsa: get ready to lose again, Lewis Hamilton rip-off.>:I
Clarence: i doubt that.>:P
Me: well, guess what?>:I
Clarence: what?:I
Me (making my Ludacris impression): you gon' be cryin' like a bitch after i get mah hands on you, boah!>:)
Clarence: whatever. you're going down.>:I
Maserati MC12 Version Corsa: oh, IT'S ON!!!>:(
at the end of the Touring Car section of the race
Maserati MC12 Version Corsa: okay, Offshore MK I. your turn.>:I
My Proto Offshore MK I: coming in right now.>:I
Me: okay. let's do this.>:I *proceeds to jump off the MC12 Version Corsa and on to the Offshore MK I*
Proto Offshore MK I: just make sure you don't screw up the downhill part, okay?>:I
Me: no worries. i got this.>:)
after the Power Boat section of the race
Proto Offshore MK I: your turn, RB13. it's now or never.>:I
Red Bull RB13: you got it.>:I
Me; time to end this.>:I *proceeds to jump off the Offshore MK I and jumps to the seat of the RB13*
Red Bull RB13: this is it. no fooling around.>:I
after winning the race
Hanna: WHERE'S MY BROTHER AT?! WHERE IS HE?!>:(
Clarence: it's not gonna do you any good anyway.O_O
Hanna: WHERE IS HE?! COME ON!!>:(
Clarence: we were never gonna let him live anyway.O_O
Hanna: WHERE IS HE, MAN?! TELL ME!!>:(
Clarence: he's being held hostage by Nuke. they're both on the way to Detroit to destroy the Touring Car factory so that Touring Cars won't make it anymore.O_O
meanwhile, on the way to Detroit
Jack the Batfox: ARE YOU CRAZY?! IF YOU DESTROY THE TOURING CAR FACTORY, NO ONE WILL GET TO EXPERIENCE THE RACE CARS!>:(
NukeStar: exactly. i'm tired of Gameloft being lazy morons all the time.>:P
Jack: GAMELOFT HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG! IF AZELFLAND GETS YOU, YOU'RE IN BIG T-
NukeStar: SHUT YOUR YAP! Azelfland isn't going to do s**t! so, keep your mouth shut or i- OH SHIT!!O_O *ejects Jack and miraculously survives the crash to the roadblock*
Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34): got 'em!>:)
Red Bull RB13: is he dead?:I
Bugatti Chiron: nah, just unconscious.:P
Jack: that was close.:P
Hanna: BRO! you're still alive!:D
Jack: hey, Hanna! good to see you again!^_^
Hanna: well, this is Azelfland. he's my boyfriend.^_^
Me: nice to meet you, Jack.:)
Jack: *wapoosh* TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA, AZELFLAND!:D
Diana: well, guess Nuke didn't survive. let's go.:P
NukeStar: not so fast.>:I
Everyone: huh?:I
NukeStar: you think i can just let you ruin my plans of making the world a better place?!>:(
TheHawtDawg1: well, destroying the Touring Car factory is only going to make things worse!>:(
Feuerrm: and Azelfland is our frend. and he has the right to say what he wants.>:(
NukeStar: so you think i'm the bad guys while that Shameloft scum are the good guys?! SHAME ON YOU!>:(
Me: you know what, i've had enough! like TheHawtDawg1 said, destroying the Touring Car factory is only going to make things worse in the world! all you ever do is complain all the time. because even a noob can kick your ass easily.>:P
The crowd (from the SIKE! that's the wrong number! video): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!:D
NukeStar: hmph. that's a lot to say, coming from the guy who killed my friends. now, tell me. do you bleed?>:I
Knuckles: that's............................. WHAT I ASKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!!>:D
The crowd (from the SIKE! that's the wrong number! video): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!:D
Me: the point is, just because a race car version of the original is added to the roster doesn't mean Gameloft is running out of ideas. the only reason the racing scene is falling apart is because of insufferable pricks like you. you always blamed Gameloft for everything. BUT FOR RACE CARS?! you stooped low! really low! every time some new cars come, whenever you see a race car version of the original, you ALWAYS blame Gameloft for "laziness" and "running out of ideas". even if the FXX K, one of my personal favorite cars, was added, you would still call it a "rehash" of the LaFerrari and then blame Gameloft. and you know what? i'd rather have a race car version of the originals than a generic, overrated as hell hypercar (no offense, Chiron). you should accept that the developers can add whatever cars they want and that there's absolutely, and i mean ABSOLUTELY nothing you can do about it! SO STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THOSE SO-CALLED "REHASHES" AND DEAL WITH IT!>:(
NukeStar: do you always have to end your arguements with t-
Me: SILENCE! I TOLERATED YOU FOR ONE AND A HALF YEARS AND WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN?! GETTING BACKSTABBED AND GETTING FRAMED FOR CRIMES I DIDN'T EVEN DO! WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO TOLERATE YOUR BULLS**T ANYMORE!>:(
NukeStar: insolent child! you're sticking your nose into adult matters! go back to your cesspool of a blog page, you fairy tale writer!>:P
Me (triggered): WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!>:(
NukeStar: yeah, i called you a fairy tale writer. what are you gonna do about that?>:)
Audi R8 tyke: don't listen to him. he's just trying to piss you off.O_O
Me (triggered): HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET RUN OVER BY MY CHIRON?!>:(
NukeStar: how would YOU like to suck my balls?>:)
Everyone: *gasps*
Me (triggered): WHAT DID YOU SAY?!>:(
NukeStar: i-i'm sorry, i'm sorry. what i said was......... *pulls out a megaphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, AZELFLAND?>:)
Audi R8 tyke: holy s**t, dude.O_O
Me (triggered): ........................................ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!D:< *transforms into his dark form*
NukeStar: MADNESS! what magic is this?!>:I
Metal Azelfland: well, you insulted the original me so hard his negative aura got the better of him and transformed him into his dark form. well, Nuke. i have one thing to say to you. you f***ed up. big time.>:I
Jack: omae wa, mou shindeiru.>:I (translation: you're already dead.)
NukeStar: NANI?!O_O (translaton: WHAT?!)
Me: YOU THINK THIS IS A FAIRY TALE NOW, BITCH?!>:(
NukeStar: um, l-listen. remember when i called you a fairy tale writer? i-i was joking. ._.
Me: YOU MEANT IT, SCUMBAG! NOW YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG AUTISTIC PERSON!>:(
NukeStar: look, i'm sorry. i didn't know you had autism. ._.
Me: SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT, ASSHOLE!>:(
NukeStar: we could talk this out. ._.
Me: THERE'S NO TALKING OUT OF THIS ONE!>:(
Me: i swer, if you lay a single finger on Tweak, i'll come after you and you'll regret the day you were born.>:I
Me: IT WON'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!>:(
NukeStar: look, i-i'm sorry. i'll never disturb you ever again. and i'll never ever EVER call Gameloft lazy or evil again! JUST DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE!O_O
Me: SAVE YOUR LIES AND MERCY FOR YOUR GRAVE! NOW PREPARE TO DIE!>:( *beats the everliving crap out of Nuke*
Jake (in Joseph Joestar's voice): OH MY GOD!!!!O_O
Me: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING ME A FAIRY TALE WRITER AND FOR INSULTING ME ON MY FACE AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!>:( *gives Nuke the middle finger and teleports away*
TF2014: what did we miss?O_O
Metal Azelfland: well, Nuke insulted Azelfland and he turned into his dark form and showed Nuke no mercy.:I
Kimberley: is Nuke dead?:I
Metal Azelfland: nah, he won't be able to move for two weeks.:P
TF2014: where has he gone now?:I
Alice: we don't know. he probably went to kill Anais.:I
TF2014 (realizing): wait! DON'T TELL ME HE'S GOING TO- oh no!O_O
Kimberley: we gotta get to him and fast.>:I
Nick: i only hope he's okay.:I
meanwhile, at the place where Anais is kept hostage
Anais: you................. you should thank me, Azelfland........................ your getting insulted by Nuke has changed you...... for the better.:)
Me: ............................................ *zaps Anais and stops* BE SILENT, ANAIS!>:( *approaches Anais and zaps her again*
Anais: you discovered your dark form. you finally embrace the truth Gameloft denies. the truth my husband and i were cast out for speaking.:)
Me: the truth I embrace, Anais, is that mercy is wasted on those who dare defile Earth. i shall destroy our enemies before they destroy US! STARTING WITH YOU AND VINCENT!>:(
Anais: how, Azelfland? you know i'll avoid my fate.:)
Me: .................................................>:(
Anais: huh?:I
Me: THERE ARE FATES WORSE THAN DEATH! *creates a blade of lightning and decapitates Anais with it, then picks up and puts Anais' head on the table* i shall bring you and Vincent to the original Vivendi headquarters once i deal with him. your heads will serve as warning, and as an embodiment of my wrath. *turns back to normal* what......... happened?:I
TF2014: oh no! we're too late!O_O
Me: i'm sorry, you guys. it's as if..................... the negative aura i had took control of me and corrupted my brain. sure, i can control the Devil Gene, but this......... this form is different.:I
TF2014: it's okay. Metal Azelfland explained what happened. but one thing is for sure. there will be more enforcers up my ass after this.:I
Lily: awwwwwwww. i wanted to torture her more.:(
Me: not everything lasts forever, you know. she would've died of old age anyway.:I
Lily: i know.:(
Shelby: jeez. this is just f***ed up.:I
Audi R8 tyke: another problem. my cars will declare war against your garage.O_O
Me: WHAT?!O_O
Audi R8 tyke: yeah, your R8 LMS Ultra insulted mine and i don't know why. our rivalry was supposed to be friendly, even with the cars. and worse, it will happen two weeks from now.:(
Me: we'll handle this one together. hopefully i won't have to use my dark form for this.:I
Shadow Azelfland: what about Silver Azelfland and Loraine?>:I
Jack: i'll let her know.>:I
Cynthia: we gotta stop this war from happening.>:I
meanwhile, on Upper East Side, New York
My RUF CTR-3: so, how does drifting work here?:I
My Mazda RX-7: it's simple. you build up momentum and steer left or right.:)
1969 Dodge Charger RT: just make sure you steer quickly and efficiently.:)
My 2010 Ford Focus RS: oh, and make sure you don't bump into walls. you still get the points, but you lose your multiplier if you bump into walls.:P
RUF CTR-3: sounds simple. i'm more used to drifting at high speeds, but okay.:)
after attempt 1 of 8
Silver Azelfland: okay. let's try this with better brakes. your turn, honey.^_^
Loraine: all right.^_^
after attempt 2 of 8
2010 Ford Focus RS: you're improving bit by bit. what about with a fully upgraded suspension?:)
RUF CTR-3: we'll see.:P
after attempt 3 of 8
Mazda RX-7: not bad. let's see how you do with fully upgraded tires.:)
after attempt 4 of 8
1969 Dodge Charger RT: awesome. now it's time to speed things up.:)
after attempts 5 to 8 of 8
Silver Azelfland: dang. you really are good.:)
Loraine: i know. well, that was fun.^_^
Silver Azelfland: well, i got a message. (reading the message) "Azelfland killed Anais. it was his dark form that did this. Nuke insulted him, which trigerred his dark form and Azelfland showed no mercy. his dark form is like a parasite that controls you.". s**t.:I
RUF CTR-3: so, Azelfland killed Anais, huh?:I
Loraine: yep.:P
RUF CTR-3: it gets worse. R8 tyke's cars will declare war against Azelfland's own cars in two weeks by now. we need to stop them.>:I
Silver Azelfland: let's hurry and regroup.>:I